YouTube Girls are Sexy

[ralfonzo83]

Brilliant.

[ChristopherMast]

@ralfonzo83 You're just now seeing this?

[OldGrampaTed]

Where's Miss Natalie Tran, the YouTube Queen of Australia?

[reyzzz100]

how do i can find the nose blowing girl in this video?

[Animagladius]

Lawl. "Thanks to all the wonderful women who let me use their footage" - epic.

[blueshade26]

hahaha this one is good

[MewHamHead]

This is kinda of a 'rick roll'... lol

serves me right for bein a perv

[rikestard]

yea sexy like my dogs....

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

HAHAHA ..

[boozer81]

hmm Spricket at 1:55 of this video looks like Marie Louise Parker

[soccom8341576]

this is something that you almost never see in real life.

Epic.

[246trinitrotoluene]

im gonna go ahead and say not sexy

[Meeshmobile]

mhat the hell is this video abouyt????????

[ChristopherMast]

Horses

[WalkingHigh009]

hahaha.

[Kidamneziac]

Ha ha I love the Garage Band apple loops....very classy.

[exkoh]

1:53 are nice

[cCrazysSweet]

Hellz Yea

[carlyingreece]

am i?>???

[gerlReyS]

девки молодцы!!

жгут пополной!!!!!

[Ichizarou]

haha! ^^ I salute and applaud every single one of them :D showing their true selves is always the best and most brave thing to do :)

5/5

[nhiodsdec]

YOUR MOTHER FUCKOFF BLACK SHIT

[drayman101]

eh, but we still love em! there were a few that could use my footage anytime they like (yes, i meant what you think i meant).

[Frexle]

0:21

[elvisclowncrahan91]

lol.. Im in love with that girl at 0:21.

she's kinda cute

[ChristopherMast]

That's Kiwi (SpeedyConKiwi on YT)... She's hotness... well, they're ALL hotness, but yes....

[JimmiDensen]

yea she´s great. you should check out her german chanel --> kiwipedia

[Lillemy1]

LOL.great video:) And yeah..we girls always acts like that,haha! Picking nose,farting,rolling eyes..yes, you name it.

*****

:)

Hilde

[TheRealGriev3r]

Who is the girl at 0:21? =O

[chinchill3r]

speedyconkiwi

[biglaura1]

slam this tight lil ass =]?

[colinly]

just posted a really cute vid of me dancing

[Earthstudy]

Toxic armpit girl so funny 5/5

[Dog480]

I've been incommunicado for awhile & just checked this out. About all I can say is HELL YEAH!

[mcnukem]

this is funny

[argenfargabarg]

God I wish I got around like you do, M. Mast! (M. = Monsieur) And, I wish I had half your talent and you had half my neuroses. I rate this 5 crazy hot babes doing weird stuff, that's 5 crazy hot babes doing weird stuff (sort of a Mark Day rating).

[RetardedCatFish]

you make me laugh haha :-)

[simucal]

The time you spent making this video would have been better spent breaking up rocks in a quarry. You belong in a labor camp.

[ChristopherMast]

best comment ever

[simucal]

Thank Cathy for that, my ex whore lol. Want her nude vids?

[MBRHIndustries]

Amen brother.

[K80Blog]

FIRST!!! Haha!! Love ya duder.

[ChristopherMast]

you rock :)

[robtran]

That's quite a harem you've got there, Mr. Mast. ;-)

[achampag]

mental note: do not watch mast while eating

[TheStepfordNews]

this is really funny...thanks for leaving me out! I have bad B.O. too!

[SAS22ndregiment]

yeh i may do one on how much of a twat women on youtube.

[LouRyder]

Classic.

[WildRebecca]

Thats so funny ;)

[musosf]

Now this is the essence of Tubing - when you just put it all out there and are still gawjus.

[dhyanabhumigata]

hmmm

hoar

[samtwist]

Come on Jill I know you've got better than that. Try painting some kind of art collage across your forehead again. That really worked a treat last time

[missdivinestalls]

Thanks for not including me in your list. What's the point of going on, now? ;p

[jabazzy]

Nice choices indeed. I'm loving pickles :D

[Sabrnig]

Woot! I an very rarely such a spaz... I do like that hair cut, should be back on cam next week...

[ChristopherMast]

Nice :)

[orokusaki123]

This sure as hell was pointless.

[ChristopherMast]

My next video will reveal the Kennedy assassins

[LAArtGallery]

Soooooooooooo true Christopher. ;) They are all beautiful!

[Earthstudy]

Nearly fell of the couch laughing when toxic armpit girl came on,lol

[Sophiestkated2]

Really?

Really???

That's it?

I am surprised.

Jess

[strider7901]

You can't deny Katz. What an awesome woman!

[f3xpgm]

LOL, cool. eh eh eh! Best models: K80 and Mary Ann!

[captainfury2007]

I like the tracks. Very cool. Yeah... YouTube chicks are way hot.

[TheSumpPump]

very clever, but I would have chosen more satirical (Benny Hill esq) music. Not that you care what I think lol, just projecting.

You're still a good man Charlie Brown.

[ChristopherMast]

Actually, I was originally shooting for including the stock sounds of the video in the song. The yawns, the puke sounds, the spitting of fingernails, etc. Problem was, it was taking forever and the finished product was turning out "meh." PLUS that version would have had a lot more video cuts. I ended up kinda "settling" with creating a song in Garageband and cutting the video to the beat.

[speedyconkiwi]

We so shmexy!!!

[luvthecanadian]

agreed, agreed.

[pangeaforever]

Good stuff Mast!

[pickles2626]

You are too funny Mast. I like the ending credits too...I look a lot less weird haha thanks for putting me in your vid...pretty awesome.

[naughtypuppetshow]

C-Man (Christopher,lol) , Speaking of needing to go to the Doctor, and requiring a prescription, my new vid fits that bill(posted as a response here, look up). I hope you like. ;-) Admirably, NaughtyPuppetShow ;-P

[thebigfatlamp]

this screams for parodies. :D  good job mast. :)

[barryperrins]

Oooow err, fworrrrrrr!

What else could I say!

[naughtypuppetshow]

Christopher, VERY impressive editing, you must have been at it for hours (but its fun, isnt it). My new vid (posted last night) has a 'lady' getting eaten-out, in a way you will not expect. (hint-hint) I would love for MastMan to see it. By the way, when is your next live show on blogtv? I am really looking forward to hearing you play guitar, live. Respectfully, David @ NaughtyPuppetShow ;-P (((hugs to a cool dude)))

[Lilylulay]

I HEART David ;)

[naughtypuppetshow]

Ditto, Goddess of the Pacific Northwest. I have totally missed your charming presence. xoxo, Mois. ;-)

[ChristopherMast]

I did it in Midway Airport while hanging out at the gate for several hours.

[187beyond]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol

[Rashisha]

hehehe awesome vid

[wupsi001]

all the time i read christophermast i wanna call out:

"CHRISTOOOPHER stop playing and come inside the dinner is clear."

dono why

[berzerkeley]

ahhh - you got 'em all! Great video!

[tavoargento]

Maybe one of those girls could your date... ^^

[thizizliz]

LOL! Almost as sexy as your nasal douche?

[winger1212]

The BO comment at the end was choice! hahahaha

That was great!!!

[nbwulf]

Quite the batch of shmexy gals...

[stylistbrighton]

Are you sad you weren't included?

[ChristopherMast]

He just might be in the "YouTube Guys are Sexy" video (seriously)

[Lilylulay]

Well, I'm certainly amazed I didn't make it into this vid, Christopher! ;)

L i l y u l a y

[nbwulf]

Honestly... MAJOR oversight CM.  (=

[Lilylulay]

YES! I am :(

[ChristopherMast]

Oh... it's because you don't have any unflattering footage Lilylulay! You ALWAYS look amazing ;)

[naughtypuppetshow]

AMEN , she is an Angelically Beautiful person, through and through. You have good taste, and i bet you sure taste good. (lol). 5 Snaps (er, stars) to the MastMan! -Oddly, NaughtyPuppetShow ;-p

[nbwulf]

I do look rather fierce in a blonde wig.

[LilCav68]

I was eating breakfast when CathyAnxiety came up (or out).

Loved it...!!

[kokohawk]

Great job with creating the music on this one.

[xgobobeanx]

oh that was kinda sweet...

[deansig]

Now, hwy would someone thumbs down this comment?

Lemme fix that :)

[xgobobeanx]

blah who cares.. useless function on here ;)

[deansig]

I know, but your comments are NEVER thumbs down. If you commented on my videos, I'd be walkin around with my thumbs up all day long. Probably end up spilling more coffee than I drank (drunk? drinked?) but I wouldn't care cause I'd be too thumbs up to care :)

[deansig]

Great vid, Chris!

Love these women in all their naturality :)

[nrgins]

The wonderful K80blog. She is the most awesomest woman ever to be on da tubes! Go K80!

[thefrozenghost]

That's why we love 'em!!

[CathyAnxiety]

I'm the only one doing anything gross! WTF?

And damn does my hair look big at the end.

[ChristopherMast]

Your hair looks fine... there was grosser footage, but I had to cut that girl out r/t drama

[CathyAnxiety]

w/e if I knew I was going to be the ugly chick of the group I wouldn't have agreed to this.

[ChristopherMast]

You need to get to a doctor for a prescription... a huge dose of self-esteem. Shit. You're not ugly by a longshot. Gah!

[K80Blog]

God...we are sexy, aren't we?

[ChristopherMast]

Oooh yeah!  :)

[deansig]

THE best ;)

[robtran]

Modest, too.

;-) jk

[Gimmeabreakman]

Great idea! And very well executed!

I say very well and NOT great...because a lot of you look great anyway...

[ChristopherMast]

Ummm... Thanks(?)

[Gimmeabreakman]

Shit! I did not even realize this was your video. I somehow thought I was watching a Kiwi video!

OK...but... my opinion stands. SOme of these chicks looked too hot!

[july7nyc]

Lol! K80Blog cracks me up!! Great vid :)

[ChristopherMast]

For me, it's between your blank stare and Cathy's puking! K80blog is maximum coolness though.

[july7nyc]

you missed getting a shot of me picking my nose at the end of my "employee videos" vid!! oh well. yeah, i know you love that hangover vid of me. wow. that was a rough morning.

[Zublime75]

K80 Rules the tubes!

[ChristopherMast]

True. She's classic coolness.

[stylistbrighton]

ahhh man, i thought you were going to use my jason nbwulf birthday video footage! ahhh well... thanks for the video!

[ChristopherMast]

Something about the messy hair.... unflattering but in a very cute way!

[nbwulf]

That footage is FAR too shmexy.

[MeekServant]

My favorite is the toilet seat cover. classic!

[ChristopherMast]

I like the puking.

[ChristopherMast]

Of course Alyson's blank, hungover stare is classic too

[Rocketman16]

This is even better than the "Women of YouTube Charity Calendar" I've been asking for!  :)

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[MikeWysong]

Your video made my crunchie pecan, whole grain cereal... crunchier. ( sticks tounge out )

Lots of " signature moves" here. This will/could make a perfect trailer to roll in the last moments of a real block buster movie staring each of them...

( turns head and nods ).

Its gona be cool to look back in 10 and see who did go on to the silver screen...

Or not.

[ChristopherMast]

I like the ending credits. Is it me or is Speedyconkiwi's shot absolutely amazing?

[deansig]

It's not you.

[annspade]

Speedy rocks! I agree, Mast. :)

[Blargaldalien]

Mr.Mast has a new obsession,now.

[maryann712]

Aside from being funny, I thought this was sweet. Thanks for including me :)

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks for being part of it!  :)

[ItalianStallionette]

Bbwwahahahahahahhahah

[ChristopherMast]

This one's going in your spank file, isn't it?

[ItalianStallionette]

Spanking the monkey maybe..

[ChristopherMast]

I thought girls spanked the clam.

[robtran]

You so NAUGHTY! ;-)

[leokimvideo]

ok...this will go viral....I KNOW.

[ChristopherMast]

I wish. I don't have that kinda luck :)

[ditzystef]

lmao. this is...original :D

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks :)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Christopher. cute concept. Almost a full win,if you had had a Spricket image of her eating the secret deodorant.

Are you applying to be the photographer for "Girls Of You Tube" coming soon to the pages of Playboy?

[ChristopherMast]

The Playboy project was my idea in the first place :)

The thing is, I wanted to catch normally attractive girls in what appears to be a rare, embarrassing moment... thing is, Karen pretty much does that in EVERY VIDEO, so including video of her wouldn't be anything surprising. I DID have that great audio from footage I shot of her in SF in Feb '07 (the video quality of it sucked, so it was perfect for "extract audio").

[MaMaButterfly2007]

i like it as it shows a different perspective!

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[hooterguru]

Who the hell is GregSolomon? haha! ;;;

[ChristopherMast]

Some guy who doesn't like Garageband.

[jermur613]

Do pickles and winger have a bastard love child? Pickles1212?

[ChristopherMast]

whoops. good catch.

[ChristopherMast]

Link fixed. At least I got it right in the video!

[jermur613]

Thanks. The weird thing and probably only reason I caught it was because that account actually existed and had no vids posted. Still clicked on the link like 5 times before I caught on and realized itd be hard for even me to screw up pointing and clicking.

[JimmerSD]

What you couldn't get one of 'em picking their nose? You're slipping man. :)

[ChristopherMast]

I got Maryann BLOWING her nose, that wasn't close enough?

[JimmerSD]

I don't know Chris. I think that's settling, don't you? LOL.

[Enigma277]

FRIGGIN AWESOME!

[ChristopherMast]

thanks

[tickanie]

that made me laugh!

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[JoshSource]

that's it. i'm straight.

[ChristopherMast]

It was the shot of Cathy puking, wasn't it?

[Chivalryaintdead]

LOL owned... but actually there something really sexy about being real, HAHA!

[ChristopherMast]

I know.  Right?

[EnchantinFlower]

Nice!

o(^-^)o

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[NorCalCorsello]

Nice collection of clips!

[ChristopherMast]

It was fun collecting them.

[xdsxsnipexdsx]

hey chris check ma new vid. i think u will like it.

[ChristopherMast]

ummm (?)

:)

[vivaladil]

loved k80blog at the end haha

[ChristopherMast]

HAD to include that

[luvthecanadian]

I'm SO damn sexy.

^_^

[azrienoch]

Damn it.  You said what I was going to say.

[ChristopherMast]

asskisser

[azrienoch]

Oh god, I wish!

[deansig]

You know you is! ;)

[vivahateakaanabanana]

i dont like any of them, but we all have diferent taste i guess.

meh

[ChristopherMast]

two stars? Fu... I mean thank you.

Don't like any of 'em eh? Gay?

They're all damned good looking.

[deansig]

Word.

[Blargaldalien]

i'd do 'em.

[maryann712]

Me too. Wait-