atheist

[guitarsecretary]

Would you be willing to do a series of book readings? Your voice is so amazing I could pretty much listen to you talk about anything for hours on end. You can choose the books or I'll suggest some; it really doesn't matter.

[PunkyBear36]

We miss you, Orville.

[mefondlevagina]

Hell ya I'm a perverted atheist and proud of it!!!!!! Not pedophile pervert, but jackoff 8 hours a day pervert. The pedophiles are catholic.

[mefondlevagina]

and the people who fuck their cousins are whitetrash rednecks like you.

[iamthemoneyj]

There should be a holiday for the day that you die.

[minnesotabuoy]

Man, anyone can learn to run a computer. Wow. He raises a good point though about how we need to invent a time machine to tell Abraham Lincoln not to waste his time on the Civil War. Just let the south go. We could build a big wall and let them have sex with their cousins. Banjos for all.

[dalien347]

What does 'CWT' stand for?

[ToastMyBoy]

Omg! Preacher189 was so funny! Is he still making videos. What's his account??

[curlzrule]

Did this guy disappear, or is he dead yet?

[pedantologist]

Fuck you.

[dekkaihito]

Hahahaha!  What a wacko.

[xlioilx]

Jesus says to love MEN I've seen hundreds of pictures of JEsus with children on his LAP...

I'm an atheist and I have a kid and I've put pedophile christians in prison....

Atheist means you don't believe in god or religious dogma thats all,,,

you're so ignorant, Figures your an old bigot

I bet you rape children most christians (statistically ) rape children then people with NO religion

so you are dead WRONG maybe in your head you think your right but you're not

[specialbuddy1]

I would say it at your face. PM me for my number. I'm driving across the country right now and would love to sit down with some coffee and I will say to your face whatever you want me to say. No one is scared of of you.

[SleepySkeptic]

I'm an atheist. I like to fuck shallow women and feel on their bodies. I have a lot of different girls that will suck my cock anytime I want it. I'm sorry, is this getting to you??

[dalien347]

@SleepySkeptic You are living the life I crave

[SleepySkeptic]

It's easy to do, just follow the mystery method. In my case, there was also the writings of a pimp named Brother Rapp, which had tons of knowledge on recruiting various types of women as prostitutes and how to keep them happy. I lost the link to those writings.

[freidrickmcfred]

Aaaaaand another thing.

Why post a public video that everyone can see, and yet hide comments?

Who was it you were calling a coward, again, I'd love to know?

DENIAAAAAL. DENIALDENIALDENIAL.

Sir, the coward is you.

[freidrickmcfred]

I have nothing against God, nothing against religion, nothing against other people having faith. Go for it. I respect that.

You have no respect for anyone with a differing point of view, and that's what makes you stupid. You can't see outside of yourself.

[freidrickmcfred]

"atheists are criminals !!!! they have nothing to stop them from doing evil !!!

no belief in something good they just do it like animals "

1. We are animals.

2. Atheists have their own morality to stop them from doing "evil". Their own sense of what is right and wrong. Not everyone needs a book to tell them how to live.

[freidrickmcfred]

"i have morals that work against racists and haters !!! "

And yet your name is "I DON'T LIKE atheists" and you clearly hate homosexuals as well.

You have morals that work against yourself then?

[CaMaster]

I do love the children ;)

and i would love to say it to your face...pay for my flight and i will

[MarleyMe95]

I debated between rating this a 5 for humour or a 1 for utter stupidity. Damn, I love me some sexy trees. LOL, why do I find this hatred funny? Well, I do agree on one thing Bill O'Reilly is a dumbass.

[roninkross]

So I guess all of those catholic priests violating alter boys was ok because they believed in God. Yeah we need that kind of mentality in schools alright. On just about every church building there are 'phallic' symbols, and yet you call atheists perverts? Lot laid with both of his daughters clearly incest, but oh no atheists are the sexual deviants. Wake up and smell what you're shovelin.

[nnossov]

is this guy for real?

if so, why does every bible thumper is so sexually hung up?

[pikechris1]

its all about sex and its all natural...

[forenough]

omg

[TheProf1988]

every atheist should rate this vid as 5 stars. then more atheists will watch it and get a good laugh out of it.

[7abibiArabiya]

totally LOL

[JesusLovesPalestine]

LOL.

Either the biggest troll or the stupidest mother fucker I've ever come across.

[7abibiArabiya]

LMFAOOOOOOO

i cant stop laughing OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHEHEHEHEHHOHOHO

this is the most stupidest fattest uglyest troll i have ever seen in my life

ahhhhhhh my eyes my eyes hurt LOL

he has shaytan features LOL

[danzl]

also, if this isnt a joke you just made my fucking day!

gimme your phone number and/or address and i'll gladly sit down and tell you that you're a crazy, old, old fashoned, uneducated coot who doesnt know a god damn thing about society. course, i dont take die hard christians seriously anyway. XD

[danzl]

you almost blew my speakers with all the bangin around and shit in the background, but i'm so glad that there are fellow athiests like me out there! i'm just so glad that someone finally came out and shared our dirty little secret! ;)

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

I think this guy is an atheist in his old age who is dying and just did this for the lulz.

[TheSupremeSkeptic]

OMG A moron found out who to upload a video.

[Liberaliter]

What about the Jews you worship? Are they the biggest sex perverts?

[Synaisthisi]

I masturbate AND bang women doggystyle!

I'm proud of being a sex pervert!

[Liberaliter]

LOL!

[Synaisthisi]

LOL you've got it all figured out man!

I'm supposing you want ovens and concentration camps for the sex perverts?

I

[Juan2009NewTime]

suck a cock and die u fucking bag of shit

[Dollar130Shine]

1) Adam & Eve story, is & has been proven that Summerian Culture is the original source.

2) The apocalypse originated from the Aztec, Mayans & Incas (Mayan/Inca predate the bible). Except it was mistranslated by Christians.

3) Horus, Attis, Martha, Krishna, Dionysus, Mithra, & more. Why did I mention them? They were all born the same day as Jesus Christ & are messiahs before Jesus Christ. There is tons of similarities, when each compared to Jesus Crist.

[Dollar130Shine]

4) Jesus Christ is not his original name.

5) 10 commandments are based on Hammurabi's code from the Assyrian Empire

6) The world was never flat.

7) I will not kill stubborn children/child, Athiest(s)/Agnostic Athiest(s) & or homosexual(s).

8) Women are human beings too, & not some walking vagina.

9) I will not own a slave & slavery is wrong.

10) Bats are not birds.

[Dollar130Shine]

11) There is many more examples. So, just be unbias about your perception of understanding, & you will notice them. Unless you want to be bigot about things.

[StealMafiaUnit]

Bats are used in Major League Baseball.

[Dargo099]

ha ha, i am an atheist,and sex perverts in

my country are priests!YOUR CHURCH PRIESTS

well, not taking us serious is the perfect exemplar of a closed mind!

[TrexXanChen]

does it say "cunt" on your hat?

how fitting

[kitrona]

"All you atheists and fake christians are just a bunch of sex perverts."

That's correlation, not causation. Just like there are quite a few idiots that are Christian. Christianity's not the cause of them being idiots; the idiots just seem to gravitate toward it. Correlation, not causation.

:)

[SelectedFail]

i came

[Darkwolfy88]

you are a ridiculous old man haha

[rapzeh2]

its called strawman

but still you're funny, you remind me of my uncle when he drank a lot, he made a lot of pauses too while talking.

[CkVega]

This guy has never been laid :o

[clt1113]

Man, God must be a lot more of a wuss than I thought if he can just be kicked out of schools by measly humans. Lucky the Christians are here to hold God's hand and protect him.

Some God.

[noticeablyfat]

This is the best Billy Bob Sling Blade impersonation I ever saw! Mmm-Hmm!

[Cypress77]

DAMN! He's on to us! He knows of our secret plan to get "God" out of schools, so we can molest all the children! ABORT ABORT!!

[BryanShotYou]

I like this guy. He's calmly charismatic.

[digiring]

Sad how full of hate this poor withered old feller is.

[mikefoz]

I think you'll have to order up some "french fried potaters"

[junior00bacon00chee]

bill o'reilly is a sex pervert.

[ANewRevolution]

I'm pretty sure even if you hate the scientific method you need to have some kind of proof of anything you say.

[ANewRevolution]

that makes sense the athiests are just a huge butt sex conspiracy!

[KatakiUchiha]

1. What exactly is a sex pervert? Do you regularly make up new terms?

2. Is this man joking or is he really that dumb?

[hipmama715]

I'm an atheist, and I admit I'm a sex pervert...for my husband. He's just an atheist...I mean a SODOMITE...who happens to like women, particularly me.

[TheProf1988]

''I'm an atheist, and I admit I'm a sex pervert...for my husband. ''

I lol'd

[Austrolibertarian]

If anyone ever doubts that homo sapiens and primates shared a common ancestor, just watch this video.

[d3stroy3r90]

"Sex pervert" LOL

What the hell is that supposed to be?

[PunkyBear36]

CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER

[Libertarianist]

I think you're trying to disprove poe's law, you can't.

[theblueo1]

he got me on this one, i'm not an atheist, i'm a sex pervert that likes to molest knotholes in trees

[ZortMuckerman]

Why does this video have such a low average rating? This is comedy gold! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

[theblueo1]

funniest shit I've ever seen

[truindep]

lmao! oh, my. you are one crazy old man.

thanks for the laugh!

[Rastelin]

Oh that old geezer again. He is hung up on sodomy.

[Politicratos]

Wheres your logic?

[Rapax02]

Thanks Orville for making this vid. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks again :)

[Quie6600]

wow...

[badgeless]

hmm.. seems itsaboutglenn is a bit obsessed with "sex perverts"

Is that your dark side itsaboutglenn?

What's the "knot hole" thing? Would that make someone a botanical debaucher?

[Nephallux]

are you claiming to be intelligent too? lol

[Nephallux]

WAIT...

@ 0:50

You believe that ATHEISTS are SATANISTS?

wtf??!!

HA HA HA

just goes to show what you know...

[mrethrift]

i ain't no sodomite but you better shut it for i ram it in yer pie hole!

[leitermann]

haha

[somor98]

Well, I've got to admit.. he got us ; )

[SonnyWyatt]

I don't get this at all. Is the sarcasm too thick and I just don't get it, or is it so serious that its too funny to laugh at...? Sex with grandmas and grandpas....knotholes in trees. That's funny. Goddamn sex perverts.

[theoriginalanomaly]

Sex perverts... thats great.

[OverFjell]

Is this satire..?

[ElGeneral09]

...was about to ask the same question.

[kailabreece]

Atheists are sex perverts? Wow... And all this time I thought it had to do with a theological perspectives. The bible advocates incest, is that deemed as sexual perversion or is that good old wholesome god loving... LOL... There's no fooling this guy :)

[AmbassadorOfHeaven]

So much you know about incest. I know the answer, but where does this say in the Bible?

[kailabreece]

Are you serious? God created only two humans, Adam and Eve, and all other humans are their direct descendants. Thus, at least that first generation after Adam and Eve had to marry/lay their full-blooded brothers or sisters.

[AmbassadorOfHeaven]

Your correct! When did incest become wrong? And also when did incest start becoming physically dangerous and why? Since your so smart!

[kailabreece]

LOL. Thanks for the compliments. I already k now those answers, why don't you tell me? :)

[AmbassadorOfHeaven]

No I'm asking you, since you know so much about the Bible? You was doing so well. Did I stump you!?

[kailabreece]

You did not stump me. Perhaps you miss the point of a discussion.

[AmbassadorOfHeaven]

The point of discussion is, When did incest become wrong and physically dangerous and why? If I didn't know the question, I certainly wouldn't of asked an Atheist. I'll give you a hint. It has to do with Genetics.

[kailabreece]

Your sarcastic arrogance sheds light on your naive ignornace. You insult me and do not know me... you are not worth a discusion.

Proverbs 11:2 "When pride cometh, then cometh shame."

You are a very angry sad person.

[fonna]

.........kailabreece said , as he stomped his little foot in a tantrum.

[kailabreece]

???

[fonna]

Well, it's true that inbreeding will cause genetic dysfunction, but the Bible didn't say that like this AOG wants you to think.

You left the conversation much like a fundie would.XD!

This will be fun.

Let me deal with AOG.;)

[fonna]

"AOH"....excuse me...

[fonna]

WHEN did it become wrong? Probably when the tribal people took a look at what the results were of inbreeding and observed for themselves that it caused retardation.

The Bible does not mention Genetics.

Science mentions Genetics.

If you don't believe in Science, stay out of the territory completely.

[AmbassadorOfHeaven]

Umm...No, I believe in science, but I don't believe in lies. The Bible has more scientific facts than you may think. Read the book 101 Scientific Facts & Foreknowledge.

[fonna]

I don't believe in misinformation and misrepresentation, as you somehow think the reasoning behind inbreeding was "wrong" was because of Genetics.

Now, if you can please show the verse where it clearly states "Genetics" as being the reasoning Adams and Eves family not inbreeding, then I won't bother you with this. Otherwise you are clearly misrepresenting your Bible as a science book, and misinforming people of what it contains.

[fonna]

The Bible contains no scientific facts.

Name me one, and I;ll clear it up for you.

[DiverforPort]

Is that Uncle Jesse?

[fonna]

No.

It's just one of those "inbreds", because the other "inbreds" were to "inbred" to notice what inbreeding does.

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

You would be funny if you weren't serious... you can't torture chickens in California anymore...

[MarxBakuninMe]

There's no such thing as atheists, just sex perverts. Mwahahaha . . .

[slu27]

lol at all the scientific responses...your still perverts!!

[slu27]

very funny...keep up the good work

[TheBiggestWolf]

Hahaha look at the christian, its like looking at a monkey.

[slu27]

u mean Negro's right?

[TheBiggestWolf]

.  . .

[crateguy]

A person is born without the ability to understand language and a very limited capacity to reason. All children are born atheist. Are all babies sex perverts? Are you also claiming that NO Christians are sex perverts? Whatever your preacher told you about atheists was a lie. Thank you for another useless conspiracy theory. I once had someone tell me I was secretly a cat. This theory is on par with that one.

[qwerty3008]

HAHA This could quite possibly be the funniest video on youtube. Why isn't it in the comedy section.

 Guess what buddy all those things you list are done by your christian bretheren as well. I bet you liked Ted Haggardy before he got caught snorting meth off the back of a gay prostitute. Didn't I see you down in Bangkok with some young thai boy? You dirty old man.

[EffDeeEll]

nice hat

[Fuserg9]

hahahaha is obvious that you dont get enough of sex.hahaha

dont blame atheists because you cant fuck,call jesus and tell him to send you magdaline to help you with your problem!hahahaha

i will tell you a secret though,but promise not to tell anyone ok?holy mary wasnt jesus mother but his girlfriend,they had three-some among with magdaline and some times with his student peter.

cheers from an atheist!haha

[anarchoandpeace]

Sheep > goats.

No horns. :)

[Falloutmoon]

Oh boy, this is hilarious...

[Falloutmoon]

hahahahaha

[roboe]

Hey hey hey.... grandmas and grandpas need love too. dont you judge me!! ;)

[comradepinko]

Yes, I didn't understand his comment listing perversions where he went from bestiality to sex with grandparents. Since when was it considered a perversion for grandparents to have sex?

[IItothe222345helomot]

Yes, he's got me figured out. I like to have sex with knot holes in trees.

[motokeiru]

lol stupid old man

[hozehd]

you sound like the sheriff from the Squidbillies

[TheJacolyte]

I'm an atheist, and I like to have sex with transsexual midgets.

[Mahoivlich]

wow an ignorant cousin fookin' hillbilly

[Ninjaburger77]

this is the funniest, stupid redneck I have ever seen.

[GothicJump]

IT'S BTK

[Kntrabssi]

I love this video.

[Mephistophilus]

This is great.

I laughed for at least five minutes.

You forgot to call us infidels, heretics, emos, turrists, fags & satanists.

When you run out of those move onto some epithets.

Thanks for the satire.

[OccamKant]

"If they can't get God kicked out of schools, they can't get to the kids"

This guy is obviously a glue huffer, and half (or more) of his brain is simply gone. It's amazing he's still able to walk, actually. He should be examined scientifically so we learn about how little a brain you need to walk and talk and post on youtube.

[jcatlett1976]

Yes, atheist love little kids. That's why we try to protect them from Catholic priests.

[JDBlessin]

I jerked off to this video.

[bbbk123]

LMFAO!!

[Atheist001]

That preacher189?

He is funny, lol.

[mordredt02]

If I told people I was a "Sodomite", no one would take me seriously. If I told people I was from Atlantis, no one would take me seriously.

[uncleavi2002]

I like hearing guys like this!

 these folks really belive in this stuff. Funny

[GentleSavage1]

that guy is more severely demented than I thought.

[manbeefdotus]

this guy is a complete idiot. and he makes Christian's look bad, he just makes humanity look bad. some advanced species is gunna see this and not visit earth because preacher189 is talking about sex with dead bodies and grandpas

[HeyOfficeLady]

YoU stilL oWE JimPy A BLowjOb BuDDy

[AtheistCitizen]

ah man, what have I been missing out on...

[Tristezat]

he's very old,anyone knows If he died?

[Tristezat]

I think you are pedophile.

[avenueq14]

what about Jews?

[AvenueCube]

i don't want this guy touching my car because i have a feeling that he'll replace the wheels with wooden crosses and say "thats how people drove in Jesus' time"

[curlzrule]

He's back as ThePreacherFactor.  He had to sneak the camera outside. He has other accounts too. check out preacher189 is gone. He's Baaaaaaack!!

[gonjamon99]

AWESOME!!!

[Dutchdrummer99]

Haha what a joke... the last time i checked the pope had to apologize for the sick perverts in church who raped little boys (and girls)...

[FreindlyRanger]

I wouldn't mention it if I were you, to these guys catholics are worse than atheists. He'd only cite that as proof of his theories

[tribidemp]

Just like a churchy to be thinking about me having sex. Wow, someone needs to alert the authorities about this guy. The whole god out of schools so the pervs can get the kids doesn't make much sense, because isn't god still in the church? Lots of pervy stuff going on in the church.

I'm not sure you would know intelligence if it bit you on the face.

[megadethqc]

Ignorance... very well displayed right here.

[damu4291]

pick up a fucking book and NOT the bible, ignorance is a fucking virus

[Nowitzki25]

what a weirdo

[curlzrule]

I miss this crazy fool!!! The best part were the comments like, "This is what happens when cousins marry and subsist on a diet of fried squirrel and badger piss!!!" Don't you feel smarter listening to this nut? Even your house plants feel smarter listening to this nut.LOL

[KeeS01]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[thewhaleking92]

how fucking ignorant can one person be?

[naughtypagan72]

Wow - no wonder preacher189 is gone.

[KeeS01]

YOU POOR POOR HICK BASTARD!!!!

[wolgytn]

mate im not even athiest and if i met you in person id thumpin for disrespecting people like that, they can be good people, you gonna call tis a stupid comment? well take it from a fello christian, you are wrong

[wolgytn]

mate i know some very respectable athiests, you are wrong, go talk to and athiest, you'll find they're people who are more in touch with reality than you are

[killerbandit]

ahh...it is this kind of scathing intellect that is going to save religion.

[neurtos]

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