you need to be on survivor fer sure as id watch intensely every night expecting you to be sweating and shirtless and wearing nothing but maybe a skimpy loincloth to meet network standards.....afterwards you could pose in playgirl......oooooga! xo
Ryan, you will be the first person to get voted off survivor. You will try to outwit the competition but instead outwit yourself. I would love to be on the show against you because it would increase my chances of making it to the end.
I'm not sure what they look for when they watch these videos but I think you made it easier for them to remember you. It could easily play into your favor but then again it could just as easily hurt your chances. It really depends on weather or not they like the video when they watch it. Either way I liked it and maybe I'll see you there:)
perhaps I should be the next survivor. I have plenty of fat to live off of, enough for everyone possibly. I could come back with the body I always dreamed of. Hey Doxie Mama, this is your sister, also a fine doxie mama!
I can't believe you survived childhood. This is one of the worst audition tapes I've ever wasted my time watching. If survivor casted 15 hot naked Penthouse Pets and Ryan Goff I wouldn't watch it. Because of this guy. You don't even look the least bit athletic so good luck carrying your water skins back to your shanty hut. You would be the guy that everyone would vote off immediately. When the show asks why they voted you off, they just laugh until the fall over and say, "What a loser!"
I had to create a f*n you tube account just to vote for you assclown. If anyone from Survivor is actually reading this...if Ryan makes it on the show I will tatoo his likeness on my body. Or a funny cartoon version where he's bald. Either way good deal.
I know Ryan and he IS the next survivor. He is funny, somewhat crazy, cute and unpredictable. If he was on Survivor, I'd start watching the show again.
this is beautiful. I would have liked a little ball jumping on the line "Ryan Goff is our next survivor", or maybe a little song, but hey, can't have everything. go Ryan!
If Ryan Goff must be selected at the next Survivor. If not I will boycott NAKED if front of the CBS building until he is selected as the next Survivor.
Oh my, Ryan Goff on survivor. What he doesnt mention is that he also likes the gentlemen, and plans on hitting on all of them as well. Think of the dramatic potential!
As much as I would LOVE to watch you struggle on national TV and sleep with bugs, I don't like the extended leave of absence it would require you to take from work. Great video, though. With love, Ashley.
you need to be on survivor fer sure as id watch intensely every night expecting you to be sweating and shirtless and wearing nothing but maybe a skimpy loincloth to meet network standards.....afterwards you could pose in playgirl......oooooga! xo
joeyboots 2 years ago
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rogny2 2 years ago
LOL!
astroyuni 2 years ago
I think you video is funny!
It made me laugh unlike some of the others :)
yahoomybutt 2 years ago
Ryan, you will be the first person to get voted off survivor. You will try to outwit the competition but instead outwit yourself. I would love to be on the show against you because it would increase my chances of making it to the end.
HlfBkdRed88 3 years ago
Thank you for your input. That is very nice of you.
TheJuice777 3 years ago
Haha...had me laughing! Good job!
skmullins13 3 years ago
Awesome goodness. You've got my vote!
@awessendorf
awessen 3 years ago
I think you should try out for a different show. One that doesn't involved bugs or camping or teams.
mle011 3 years ago
GO RYAN
inaiiiwhile 3 years ago
i'm not watching this, juice.
i'm just helping get your view count up.
good luck
IVARR
kirscheim 3 years ago
Wheel of fortune!
bmetcalf2 3 years ago
Hillarious. I want more nudity!
DietrichSD 3 years ago
I'm not sure what they look for when they watch these videos but I think you made it easier for them to remember you. It could easily play into your favor but then again it could just as easily hurt your chances. It really depends on weather or not they like the video when they watch it. Either way I liked it and maybe I'll see you there:)
dustinisgay69 3 years ago
lol. weird comment.
nursegrrl8 3 years ago
Dude, if you don't get picked, I'm boycotting the show. For real.
OEGarret 3 years ago
perhaps I should be the next survivor. I have plenty of fat to live off of, enough for everyone possibly. I could come back with the body I always dreamed of. Hey Doxie Mama, this is your sister, also a fine doxie mama!
terbearick 3 years ago
I can't believe you survived childhood. This is one of the worst audition tapes I've ever wasted my time watching. If survivor casted 15 hot naked Penthouse Pets and Ryan Goff I wouldn't watch it. Because of this guy. You don't even look the least bit athletic so good luck carrying your water skins back to your shanty hut. You would be the guy that everyone would vote off immediately. When the show asks why they voted you off, they just laugh until the fall over and say, "What a loser!"
SansClass 3 years ago
You're an ass. Ryan is the best! He would make for some great competition and entertainment on the show. I guess that's why you are "SansClass".
lisaslisas 3 years ago
SansClass...I was going to give you $1,000 when I win the million. But now, I'm starting to rethink that.
TheJuice777 3 years ago
Can I have the grand? I tried to stick up for you. :)
lisaslisas 3 years ago
I had to create a f*n you tube account just to vote for you assclown. If anyone from Survivor is actually reading this...if Ryan makes it on the show I will tatoo his likeness on my body. Or a funny cartoon version where he's bald. Either way good deal.
keefus3 3 years ago
Hahaha I hate you.
TheJuice777 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is the next Survivor.
michaellors 3 years ago
NUGGET 2.0 for survivor!
CatAnnPage 3 years ago
I've never watched an episode of Survivor in my life.
But I'd do it if it meant seeing Ryan Goff once a week. Naked.
nahanarts383 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is the next winner of Survivor!! C'mon CBS put him on. I watch every season and he will be perfect for the show.
Atomicar66 3 years ago
I don't think I have EVER watched a full season of Survivor. :) I would if "The Juice" was on.
lisaslisas 3 years ago
I know Ryan and he IS the next survivor. He is funny, somewhat crazy, cute and unpredictable. If he was on Survivor, I'd start watching the show again.
doxiemama67 3 years ago
The idea of Ryan Goff running around in a swimsuit while surviving on an island, makes me wet.
Salty0 3 years ago
Wow.
TheJuice777 3 years ago
if SURVIVOR doesn't grab him.....THE BACHELOR will!!!!!
kelliestew 3 years ago
:wub: HA!!!
kelliestew 3 years ago
Sign this man up. He survived a college experience in Australia and is heaps of fun. Go Ryan Go!!!
bondlocky 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is the next Survivor!!!
SueGremlin 3 years ago
Just sign the guy up! Ryan Goff - the Next Survivor! Go Ryan Go!
akg1012 3 years ago
this is beautiful. I would have liked a little ball jumping on the line "Ryan Goff is our next survivor", or maybe a little song, but hey, can't have everything. go Ryan!
DontMakeASound 3 years ago 2
Gotta have Ryan "The Juice" Goff on Survivor. He's American's next most eligible bachelor!
skp2978 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is the next survivor. It has to be true because I will only sleep with survivors.
KateEatsBabies 3 years ago
Ryan is witty, handsome and maybe it's in the cards for him to become rich, too! Yay!
RG is the MAN!
Granolaho 3 years ago
If Ryan Goff must be selected at the next Survivor. If not I will boycott NAKED if front of the CBS building until he is selected as the next Survivor.
petrock714 3 years ago
yay ryan goff!! good luck :)
regulationjetta 3 years ago
This boytoy creates sexual tension. A big vote from Boston here.
jakkurt 3 years ago
Ryan Goff should be the Next Survivor!!!!!!!
SatansLimoDriver 3 years ago 2
Thanks my brutha!!!
TheJuice777 3 years ago
Ryan is making me hot!
BlueIrismakingyouhot 3 years ago
Ryan is the man... give Ryan a chance!
artofoderus 3 years ago
Oh my, Ryan Goff on survivor. What he doesnt mention is that he also likes the gentlemen, and plans on hitting on all of them as well. Think of the dramatic potential!
hamletsr 3 years ago
I'll hit on everyone.
TheJuice777 3 years ago
I would totally tune in to watch Ryan
motoshisam 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is our next Survivor. Just ask him.
bayesrjeanne 3 years ago
Juice, if you get on watch out for the island herpes!
STERNSYNDICATE 3 years ago
Yeah juice, you can do it!
STERNSYNDICATE 3 years ago
ry, if anyone can do it you can!
dharmagina 3 years ago
sleeping: Ryan Goff is our f'in next survivor!
6sixty 3 years ago
ryan goff
is our
next survivor
kdexter 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is totally our next Survivor!!!
Urgo6667 3 years ago
ryan goff is our next survivor!
nursegrrl8 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is our next survivor!!!
Tavarii 3 years ago
ryan goff is our next survivor!
kritch1 3 years ago
that guy is really f'n good!
cafeconleche11 3 years ago
Baltimore represent. Get this man on Survivor.
quacus 3 years ago
You have such a lovely singing voice. The competition should be shaking!
sunnye03 3 years ago
As much as I would LOVE to watch you struggle on national TV and sleep with bugs, I don't like the extended leave of absence it would require you to take from work. Great video, though. With love, Ashley.
aahrycyk 3 years ago
Ryan Goff is our next survivor!
oneeyedcarmen 3 years ago
Cool! :)
o7jimmy 3 years ago