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From: TheJuice777
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  • you need to be on survivor fer sure as id watch intensely every night expecting you to be sweating and shirtless and wearing nothing but maybe a skimpy loincloth to meet network standards.....afterwards you could pose in playgirl......oooooga! xo

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  • LOL!

  • I think you video is funny!

    It made me laugh unlike some of the others :)

  • Ryan, you will be the first person to get voted off survivor. You will try to outwit the competition but instead outwit yourself. I would love to be on the show against you because it would increase my chances of making it to the end.

  • Thank you for your input. That is very nice of you.

  • Haha...had me laughing! Good job!

  • Awesome goodness. You've got my vote!

    @awessendorf

  • I think you should try out for a different show. One that doesn't involved bugs or camping or teams.

  • GO RYAN

  • i'm not watching this, juice.

    i'm just helping get your view count up.

    good luck

    IVARR

  • Wheel of fortune!

  • Hillarious. I want more nudity!

  • I'm not sure what they look for when they watch these videos but I think you made it easier for them to remember you. It could easily play into your favor but then again it could just as easily hurt your chances. It really depends on weather or not they like the video when they watch it. Either way I liked it and maybe I'll see you there:)

  • lol. weird comment.

  • Dude, if you don't get picked, I'm boycotting the show. For real.

  • perhaps I should be the next survivor. I have plenty of fat to live off of, enough for everyone possibly. I could come back with the body I always dreamed of. Hey Doxie Mama, this is your sister, also a fine doxie mama!

  • I can't believe you survived childhood. This is one of the worst audition tapes I've ever wasted my time watching. If survivor casted 15 hot naked Penthouse Pets and Ryan Goff I wouldn't watch it. Because of this guy. You don't even look the least bit athletic so good luck carrying your water skins back to your shanty hut. You would be the guy that everyone would vote off immediately. When the show asks why they voted you off, they just laugh until the fall over and say, "What a loser!"

  • You're an ass. Ryan is the best! He would make for some great competition and entertainment on the show. I guess that's why you are "SansClass".

  • SansClass...I was going to give you $1,000 when I win the million. But now, I'm starting to rethink that.

  • Can I have the grand? I tried to stick up for you. :)

  • I had to create a f*n you tube account just to vote for you assclown. If anyone from Survivor is actually reading this...if Ryan makes it on the show I will tatoo his likeness on my body. Or a funny cartoon version where he's bald. Either way good deal.

  • Hahaha I hate you.

  • Ryan Goff is the next Survivor.

  • NUGGET 2.0 for survivor!

  • I've never watched an episode of Survivor in my life.

    But I'd do it if it meant seeing Ryan Goff once a week. Naked.

  • Ryan Goff is the next winner of Survivor!! C'mon CBS put him on. I watch every season and he will be perfect for the show.

  • I don't think I have EVER watched a full season of Survivor. :) I would if "The Juice" was on.

  • I know Ryan and he IS the next survivor. He is funny, somewhat crazy, cute and unpredictable. If he was on Survivor, I'd start watching the show again.

  • The idea of Ryan Goff running around in a swimsuit while surviving on an island, makes me wet.

  • Wow.

  • if SURVIVOR doesn't grab him.....THE BACHELOR will!!!!!

  • :wub: HA!!!

  • Sign this man up. He survived a college experience in Australia and is heaps of fun. Go Ryan Go!!!

  • Ryan Goff is the next Survivor!!!

  • Just sign the guy up! Ryan Goff - the Next Survivor! Go Ryan Go!

  • this is beautiful. I would have liked a little ball jumping on the line "Ryan Goff is our next survivor", or maybe a little song, but hey, can't have everything. go Ryan!

  • Gotta have Ryan "The Juice" Goff on Survivor. He's American's next most eligible bachelor!

  • Ryan Goff is the next survivor. It has to be true because I will only sleep with survivors.

  • Ryan is witty, handsome and maybe it's in the cards for him to become rich, too! Yay!

    RG is the MAN!

  • If Ryan Goff must be selected at the next Survivor. If not I will boycott NAKED if front of the CBS building until he is selected as the next Survivor.

  • yay ryan goff!! good luck :)

  • This boytoy creates sexual tension. A big vote from Boston here.

  • Ryan Goff should be the Next Survivor!!!!!!!

  • Thanks my brutha!!!

  • Ryan is making me hot!

  • Ryan is the man... give Ryan a chance!

  • Oh my, Ryan Goff on survivor. What he doesnt mention is that he also likes the gentlemen, and plans on hitting on all of them as well. Think of the dramatic potential!

  • I'll hit on everyone.

  • I would totally tune in to watch Ryan

  • Ryan Goff is our next Survivor. Just ask him.

  • Juice, if you get on watch out for the island herpes!

  • Yeah juice, you can do it!

  • ry, if anyone can do it you can!

  • sleeping: Ryan Goff is our f'in next survivor!

  • ryan goff

    is our

    next survivor

  • Ryan Goff is totally our next Survivor!!!

  • ryan goff is our next survivor!

  • Ryan Goff is our next survivor!!!

  • ryan goff is our next survivor!

  • that guy is really f'n good!

  • Baltimore represent. Get this man on Survivor.

  • You have such a lovely singing voice. The competition should be shaking!

  • As much as I would LOVE to watch you struggle on national TV and sleep with bugs, I don't like the extended leave of absence it would require you to take from work. Great video, though. With love, Ashley.

  • Ryan Goff is our next survivor!

  • Cool! :)

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