LMAO! I can answer one of those. If you don't text back, the earth will be destroyed by a giant black hole created at the location of your phone. Kind of like a bad day at the Large Hadron Collider. But, no pressure or anything........
Aww poor sxephil. And no, nobody thinks this stuff. Nobody wants to say it out loud, because if those thoughts are running through your head you're an idiot.
THe wireless mouse and ~That~ ending were the best, but the SxyPhil was funnnny too :D Good to see you "singing" some more :D I still listen to that other song sometimes
Noooo!! It's good. :) I listened to it last night again after I posted that comment. :) Only your ~true~ fans see it anyway lol (yea I'm lame) but thanks for replying, sir. I still love that ending with your friend for this vid lol later dude ~Kyle
ha ha... why is jack black white?!? i ask my self these questions all the time...o and it was kreepy how in unison u guys were on the sexy phill thing... O.o
I just watched all of your Swingers Confessionals...love em. Also, isn't is great that 30 years from now, children wouldn't really understand any of these references? That little bit at the end about creepy kids on the swingset...did you actually here someone say that?! I'm amazed that your swind aren't overrun by small children and those parents that give angry looks to teens who enjoy swinging---
HA HA HA HA! i can't even begin to start quoting all the one liners that i loved in this! so... pretty much all of it! oh, and epic banner "wtf how is he parther?!"
Yeah that's true...I've got some other things I'm working on, but they take a lot of time and effort...but hopefully people will keep digging these easier vids..haha
Yes! I do look forward to all your stuff and love the variety! The more complex stuff is definitely worth the wait, but it does help to have the short and easy stuff like this to fill in between, and I just love your Swinger's jokes!
well last time we tried to film there were lots of little kids and they were making so much noise...this time we got lucky and ppl came and left (just like was shown when ppl drove by) haha!
Actually I decided to go with douche bag even though we say "a" and "uh" differently because I saw a picture of him and he is actually chubs...lol so I didn't wanna be that immature.
Now, $5 for gas doesn't get you anywhere......
PsychoticGirafficorn 6 months ago
cool
nc17atnce101 10 months ago
"what if i dont text back?" you die... lol sxephil
aunthayhayshow 10 months ago
hahaha you guys mentioned sxephil!
MrDougIsHere 1 year ago
Why is jack black white?
forever182x 1 year ago
lol sxephil!!!
iceland190 1 year ago
"Jonas brothers are burning up... maybe they've got herpies" BIG ROFL!!
linuz011 1 year ago
Always love watching these! They never get old.
anthrocrane 1 year ago
"I'm Ollld Gregg!"
I had no idea The Mighty Boosh was known in america!
joedude91 2 years ago
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ianingersoll321 2 years ago
lol
1stutubevid 2 years ago
haha miley ugh and i dont think camp rock will ever get to the hall of fame :( sorry and who is this sexy phill?
flips82008 2 years ago
A funny guy.
thedjbogus 2 years ago 6
sxephil on youtube
ILoveCranny 2 years ago
the jonus brothers are burning up...maybe they got herpes.
Pretty much the best thing in life.
porcelaindollie27 2 years ago
Haha. I absolutely loved the cut out "Mom let's leave there are creepy kids on the swing set." Oh man. Those times are the best!
ForeverxNickyxLove 2 years ago
rofl, somtimes i have deep thoughts at the bottom of the pool haha :D
KiwiPartyFun 2 years ago
If you don't text back, I'll cry
RosieAngell 2 years ago
Lolz, "Why Is Jack Black, White!" teehee
KittyKorner8 2 years ago
hahahah YES! old greg does NOT get enough recognition. you guys are hilarious. this swing thing is making me crack up! very original good job :)
tayloroswalt 2 years ago 6
thanks :) and thanks for subbing!!
alwaystextback 2 years ago
LMAO! I can answer one of those. If you don't text back, the earth will be destroyed by a giant black hole created at the location of your phone. Kind of like a bad day at the Large Hadron Collider. But, no pressure or anything........
van11111 2 years ago
hahahahaha,
i love all of your videos.
xlistentothethunder0 3 years ago
Aww poor sxephil. And no, nobody thinks this stuff. Nobody wants to say it out loud, because if those thoughts are running through your head you're an idiot.
That's why it's good stuff.
Because it's random.
r4ch43lsm1th 3 years ago
omg u guys are funny.. randomm oh man..
tell me how this is sumtin i wudd dooo
good stuff
Skittleszbop 3 years ago
lol why is jack black white? hahaha thats some funny shit! you guys are sooo funny! i love the swingers confessionals!
Clm2392 3 years ago
LMAO @ Young Greg...These always crack me up!! I love them!
yaxofossiad 3 years ago 2
There's a new one coming soon!!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
DIFTS
dukeebrohan4 3 years ago
difts?
alwaystextback 3 years ago
google it
dukeebrohan4 3 years ago
hahahaha.... Thats funny man!!! you guys are good!!
check out my vids and subscribe if you likey!!!
GC x
GORDONCAMPBELL 3 years ago
ahhHhhah i suscribed. you guys are hilarious, it's funny because everyone thinks this stuff but hearing it said out loud is just amazing :D
taymae22 3 years ago
oh honey we have to go somewhere else to play theres creepy kids on the swing set. LMAO.
lizbonosavestheday 3 years ago
lol loved it!
Sylaya12 3 years ago
lolz i love you guys!! im totally subscribing
internetxfreak 3 years ago
Why is Barry White Black?
SHJ1011 3 years ago
NICE!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
hecka funny but whos old greg
grindmaster911 3 years ago
ahahahaha! love it! IM YOUNG GREG..Greg..greg.....
basketballbabe567 3 years ago
Haha! Jared Fogle is coming to our school to talk to us speaking of subway! xD
holy shit there is audio PREVIEW! i wonder if it will say fuck? haha
HAHA! it said shit!
LinZee13 3 years ago
you deserve all five stars on this one. It's slow but damn funny. Great job guys, lol.
Nyhee7 3 years ago
thanks...there'll be more of these ;)
alwaystextback 3 years ago
hahaha you guys are fucking funny!
i love you guys!! this video never gets old!
loveSmoshvideos 3 years ago
is great! lol.:D jodie
nightwolf014 3 years ago
why is jack black white :P
paulartist 3 years ago
ROTFL!! wow i havent used exlamations in a long time but omg it deserves it!!!!
paigerpaige 3 years ago
Lmao. You have no idea how hard I just laughed at the joke about the Jonas Brothers :D.
Please no one get pissed at me, but I don't like them. That's why I laughed.
Anyway, all of your videos are so funny so I am subscribing (:
kazammxx 3 years ago
ending is kick ass!
you're amazing.
your videos always make me smile!
keep it up :D
freakieme 3 years ago
Lol, "Sxe phil is NOT sexy"
TForecast 3 years ago
haha, that was so funny!
JordinBlake 3 years ago
end line's funny. "creepy kids on the swing set" =D lol.
akaisme 3 years ago
lol y is jack black white lmao
cry4you08 3 years ago
u always bring it, it was very funny, thank u. My fav is the one about global warming.
76special 3 years ago
thanks! that's so nice of you!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
I KISSED A GIRL AND LIKED IT TOO! omfg amazingg<3
PrincessSunlynn 3 years ago
My favorite lines are "my wireless mouse died..." and "sometimes I have deep thoughts..."
anthrocrane 3 years ago
haha lol
SymbaDAVE 3 years ago
THe wireless mouse and ~That~ ending were the best, but the SxyPhil was funnnny too :D Good to see you "singing" some more :D I still listen to that other song sometimes
NCKyle1980 3 years ago
haha I've been thinking about taking that down..
alwaystextback 3 years ago
Noooo!! It's good. :) I listened to it last night again after I posted that comment. :) Only your ~true~ fans see it anyway lol (yea I'm lame) but thanks for replying, sir. I still love that ending with your friend for this vid lol later dude ~Kyle
NCKyle1980 3 years ago
haha thanks
alwaystextback 3 years ago
ha ha... why is jack black white?!? i ask my self these questions all the time...o and it was kreepy how in unison u guys were on the sexy phill thing... O.o
changedmylife07 3 years ago
we practiced..haha
alwaystextback 3 years ago
Cool video, last bit about uglyphil was good too and the outtake.
5*
Gigolo8 3 years ago
my wireless mouse died.....so i gave it to the cat...i kissed a and liked it to so wats the point of that song.
haha funny fricken shit dude keep it up!
jayke44557 3 years ago
hey how do you make a banner of the subscribe button???? i want to make 1 so bad!
jayke44557 3 years ago
young Greggg!!!!! why is Jack Black, WHite?! lol wut happens if I dont text back! hahahah FUNNY SHIT
ThePersianUncleSam 3 years ago
who the heck is old greg?!?
aubiegerl3 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
type it into youtube...
alwaystextback 3 years ago
haha!! ok.. i get it now :)
thanks!
aubiegerl3 3 years ago
absolutely!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
haha dude that was awsome!
if i pimped my ride am still gonna pay 5 bucks for gas
haha nice vid man, hilerious :)
Privatetucker92 3 years ago
im yung gregggg fuckin hilarous lol.
ShoTzVlogz 3 years ago
hahahha
WasteTimeChasingCars 3 years ago
I liked the global warming thing.. that was hilarious.
And I like how the car in the background was like, slowly creeping away
kirstiekalamity 3 years ago
he is so cute.
missinaaron13 3 years ago
funny video
Sylaya12 3 years ago
"I'm Young Greg!" lmfao
MusicAddict1692 3 years ago
AHAHAHAH
omg this is the first video ive seen
and wow "subscribe!!!"
this is soooooo funny
9colombia2 3 years ago
haha! "I'm younge Greg"
"The jonas brothers are burning up maybe they have herpes..."
You guys are awesome. XD
<3 Beccah Melecka
watercolournitemare 3 years ago
**"Maybe they got herpes"
watercolournitemare 3 years ago
the jonas bros are really burnin up... maybe they got herpies... LOL great vid. 5/5
navycamo 3 years ago
i gott admit this was awesome
NESSALOOchick01 3 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing! I LOVE IT!
Werewolf816 3 years ago
Very witty. I'm pleased to subscribe. I thank Micheal Buckley for the recommendation. Best wishes!
DreamyDoctorVogel 3 years ago
Hahahahahahaha omg i was rolling!!
jhalpert07 3 years ago
haha buck told me to subscribe! im glad i did!!!
SO FUNNNYYY
mrsjonasx33 3 years ago
I'm so glad you did too!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
indeed. its all buck's fault..
jurassicfollowing 3 years ago
Very... nice?
Buck made me subscribe.
Lovick001 3 years ago
same here
silentnosoul 3 years ago
buck made me subscribe on monday and he was right he is funny
bummy78 3 years ago
Ah, Buck made me come subscribe I love this! It's so funny!
gcloveya 3 years ago
lmao nice guys that was pretty funny!
absentkid11 3 years ago
roflmao ^ ^
ilovekakashi8794 3 years ago
I just watched all of your Swingers Confessionals...love em. Also, isn't is great that 30 years from now, children wouldn't really understand any of these references? That little bit at the end about creepy kids on the swingset...did you actually here someone say that?! I'm amazed that your swind aren't overrun by small children and those parents that give angry looks to teens who enjoy swinging---
volleygirljen 3 years ago
I love your sxephil song.
:)
wreckofthedaylove 3 years ago
didn't phil and his gf break up??
Sharone710 3 years ago
why is jack black white? lmao
matspunkrock 3 years ago
Awesome ! xD
RavneLoort 3 years ago
This is my favorite one of your videos!
Great job!!!
I'm young greg..greg,greg.
: )
iluveacting13 3 years ago
i saw it now! what now bi*ch! love u
jewfrodude 3 years ago
You're a liar. I don't like you.
alwaystextback 3 years ago
YAY
supersweetgathering 3 years ago
thx
ghguyrur7 3 years ago
what dose btw mean?
ghguyrur7 3 years ago
by the way
alwaystextback 3 years ago
aww..the earth has low self esteem issues :(
hahahaha
superlupp 3 years ago
Lol yeah poor baby!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
aww..but why?? the earth knows hes everyones fav of all the planets!!!
superlupp 3 years ago
For sure! The earth rocks!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
Hahah! This is wonderful. The sxephil one is wonderful.
And congrats on the weight loss.
valerie2776 3 years ago
Hahaa...if I really lost weight I'd be nicole ritchie!!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
bahahaha!
mpro95 3 years ago
lmao. xD
FollowTheTracks 3 years ago
HA HA HA HA! i can't even begin to start quoting all the one liners that i loved in this! so... pretty much all of it! oh, and epic banner "wtf how is he parther?!"
Deena
BeanerLaRue 3 years ago
I love you!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
Omg I love you guys!!
Beechicky1 3 years ago
cute... like always. love your banner!!!!
YaYaJuke 3 years ago
lol this iz funny!100/5
hazikey 3 years ago
first one: BEST EVER!!!!!!!!
you guys rock my sox! (yes...i DO still say that)
danishgrl3 3 years ago
LOL!!!!
Thanks so much!!
alwaystextback 3 years ago
very good one!
Taylorlovespizza 3 years ago
im young brick brick brick... xDDD
JOKebubble 3 years ago
haha i love the end
great job guys
you're always makin me laugh ;]]
iluvuwaymuchmore 3 years ago
great.. i love these
pattyewhs 3 years ago
LMFAO!
MatthewVTan 3 years ago
haha! glad you liked it!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
glad i could write some of these and daniel could perfect them :D
inpursuitofcolson1 3 years ago
Yes sir! Excellent job and more to be used soon!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
You always come back with great videos. HAAH.
BTW Sweet banner. AHA
Did mac make that too?
Nichwyto 3 years ago
Haha nah I made that one in paint..haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
lol nice
RanDomeFilms 3 years ago
These videos are always awesome!
These are things that will make a conversation very very awkward.
RyRy158 3 years ago
Haha thanks Ryan...I'm sure we can use some on blogtv if ya know what I'm saying...
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
I lost 7 dress sizes!
LOL!
And why is Barry White black?
:D
I kissed a girl and liked it too...
LOL!
That would be so funny if families brougt their kids to the park and heard you guys as you did this!
:P
Loved it Daniel! I really enjoy the Sonic commercials & other stuff you do, but we need the occasional Swingers Confessional!
RogCBrand 3 years ago
haha yeah...prob won't be a sonic vid for a couple more vids...unless I get a really funny idea...haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
Well that's a good part about having a number of different themes- you can jump to one when you get a great idea.
RogCBrand 3 years ago
Yeah that's true...I've got some other things I'm working on, but they take a lot of time and effort...but hopefully people will keep digging these easier vids..haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
Yes! I do look forward to all your stuff and love the variety! The more complex stuff is definitely worth the wait, but it does help to have the short and easy stuff like this to fill in between, and I just love your Swinger's jokes!
RogCBrand 3 years ago
haha thanks...one spoiler is there's a music video (or two) coming soon haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
Cool! That sounds great! Lots of options for music vids! I can't wait to see!
RogCBrand 3 years ago
Lmfao. Love the ending!
bobcat1115 3 years ago
haha thanks!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
I bet 5 year olds were staring at you waiting to get on the swings throughout all of this...
samissooemo 3 years ago
well last time we tried to film there were lots of little kids and they were making so much noise...this time we got lucky and ppl came and left (just like was shown when ppl drove by) haha!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
haha i love the lines you guys said in unison...
"im young greg...greg greg greg" and the sxephil song lol...hilarious video!
avd09 3 years ago
haha thanks!!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
Hopefully the Jonas Brothers don't have herpes...
bahaha sxephil
LuckyNumb3r7 3 years ago
Idk that'd be pretty funny if they did...haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
NICE lol
barnboy1990 3 years ago
Thanks Jason!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
Way more than seven things to hate about miley..haha
gpduke03 3 years ago
Well, sxephil's sexy girlfriend dumped him, or he dumped her. I don't know...
THIS VIDEO IS GNARLY!!!
KtdCartoonMotion 3 years ago
lol yeah I heard...but I wrote the joke a while back..haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
LOL!! Creepy kids on our swingset!! Thanks, GandP
GramsandPapi 3 years ago
lol. what if i dont text back? and why is jack black white?
Rozomaru 3 years ago
haha, i loved it! especially the old greg one!
retronicole 3 years ago
aww thanks!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
I think Old Greg, was still Old Greg as a child.
and did you put that he's a douchebag in at the end because of what I said?
thatzak 3 years ago
Actually I decided to go with douche bag even though we say "a" and "uh" differently because I saw a picture of him and he is actually chubs...lol so I didn't wanna be that immature.
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
hahaha maybe the world has global warming because its getting over its self-esteem issues. I LOVE IT!
MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY 3 years ago
good to see another vid dude!
"Why is Jack Black white?" CUZ HES BACK IN BLACK BABY! XD
LOL the end
AgentAragorn 3 years ago
LOL nice!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
muaha xP
AgentAragorn 3 years ago
Haha maybe that'll make it in the next vid..haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
That'd be awesome xD
AgentAragorn 3 years ago
indeed...maybe i'll make it a common thing in Swingers vids to have "Why is ___ ___?" haha
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
haha yes the great unknown questions of life xD
AgentAragorn 3 years ago
haha yeah..good stuff!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
haha lol great Daniel
kiten2cat12345 3 years ago
you are freaking hilarious.
i love theseee.
sydneysaurusrex11 3 years ago
ahahahaha, awesome job daniel :]
"i'm young greg!"
chigtastic 3 years ago
HAHAH, i love the ending,
you're freakin awesome
RockinBlueWit 3 years ago
And you're awesome!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago
That was really funny, Daniel.
studentdotcom 3 years ago
Thanks Jeff!
alwaystxtback 3 years ago