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  • Now, $5 for gas doesn't get you anywhere......

  • cool

  • "what if i dont text back?" you die... lol sxephil

  • hahaha you guys mentioned sxephil!

  • Why is jack black white?

  • lol sxephil!!!

  • "Jonas brothers are burning up... maybe they've got herpies" BIG ROFL!!

  • Always love watching these! They never get old.

  • "I'm Ollld Gregg!"

    I had no idea The Mighty Boosh was known in america!

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  • lol

  • haha miley ugh and i dont think camp rock will ever get to the hall of fame :( sorry and who is this sexy phill?

  • A funny guy.

  • sxephil on youtube

  • the jonus brothers are burning up...maybe they got herpes.

    Pretty much the best thing in life.

  • Haha. I absolutely loved the cut out "Mom let's leave there are creepy kids on the swing set." Oh man. Those times are the best!

  • rofl, somtimes i have deep thoughts at the bottom of the pool haha :D

  • If you don't text back, I'll cry

  • Lolz, "Why Is Jack Black, White!" teehee

  • hahahah YES! old greg does NOT get enough recognition. you guys are hilarious. this swing thing is making me crack up! very original good job :)

  • thanks :) and thanks for subbing!!

  • LMAO! I can answer one of those. If you don't text back, the earth will be destroyed by a giant black hole created at the location of your phone. Kind of like a bad day at the Large Hadron Collider. But, no pressure or anything........

  • hahahahaha,

    i love all of your videos.

  • Aww poor sxephil. And no, nobody thinks this stuff. Nobody wants to say it out loud, because if those thoughts are running through your head you're an idiot.

    That's why it's good stuff.

    Because it's random.

  • omg u guys are funny.. randomm oh man..

    tell me how this is sumtin i wudd dooo

    good stuff

  • lol why is jack black white? hahaha thats some funny shit! you guys are sooo funny! i love the swingers confessionals!

  • LMAO @ Young Greg...These always crack me up!! I love them!

  • There's a new one coming soon!!

  • DIFTS

  • difts?

  • google it

  • hahahaha.... Thats funny man!!! you guys are good!!

    check out my vids and subscribe if you likey!!!

    GC x

  • ahhHhhah i suscribed. you guys are hilarious, it's funny because everyone thinks this stuff but hearing it said out loud is just amazing :D

  • oh honey we have to go somewhere else to play theres creepy kids on the swing set. LMAO.

  • lol loved it!

  • lolz i love you guys!! im totally subscribing

  • Why is Barry White Black?

  • NICE!

  • hecka funny but whos old greg

  • ahahahaha! love it! IM YOUNG GREG..Greg..greg.....

  • Haha! Jared Fogle is coming to our school to talk to us speaking of subway! xD

    holy shit there is audio PREVIEW! i wonder if it will say fuck? haha

    HAHA! it said shit!

  • you deserve all five stars on this one. It's slow but damn funny. Great job guys, lol.

  • thanks...there'll be more of these ;)

  • hahaha you guys are fucking funny!

    i love you guys!! this video never gets old!

  • is great! lol.:D jodie

  • why is jack black white :P

  • ROTFL!! wow i havent used exlamations in a long time but omg it deserves it!!!!

  • Lmao. You have no idea how hard I just laughed at the joke about the Jonas Brothers :D.

    Please no one get pissed at me, but I don't like them. That's why I laughed.

    Anyway, all of your videos are so funny so I am subscribing (:

  • ending is kick ass!

    you're amazing.

    your videos always make me smile!

    keep it up :D

  • Lol, "Sxe phil is NOT sexy"

  • haha, that was so funny!

  • end line's funny. "creepy kids on the swing set" =D lol.

  • lol y is jack black white lmao

  • u always bring it, it was very funny, thank u. My fav is the one about global warming.

  • thanks! that's so nice of you!

  • I KISSED A GIRL AND LIKED IT TOO! omfg amazingg<3

  • My favorite lines are "my wireless mouse died..." and "sometimes I have deep thoughts..."

  • haha lol

  • THe wireless mouse and ~That~ ending were the best, but the SxyPhil was funnnny too :D Good to see you "singing" some more :D I still listen to that other song sometimes

  • haha I've been thinking about taking that down..

  • Noooo!! It's good. :) I listened to it last night again after I posted that comment. :) Only your ~true~ fans see it anyway lol (yea I'm lame) but thanks for replying, sir. I still love that ending with your friend for this vid lol later dude ~Kyle

  • haha thanks

  • ha ha... why is jack black white?!? i ask my self these questions all the time...o and it was kreepy how in unison u guys were on the sexy phill thing... O.o

  • we practiced..haha

  • Cool video, last bit about uglyphil was good too and the outtake.

    5*

  • my wireless mouse died.....so i gave it to the cat...i kissed a and liked it to so wats the point of that song.

    haha funny fricken shit dude keep it up!

  • hey how do you make a banner of the subscribe button???? i want to make 1 so bad!

  • young Greggg!!!!! why is Jack Black, WHite?! lol wut happens if I dont text back! hahahah FUNNY SHIT

  • who the heck is old greg?!?

  • haha!! ok.. i get it now :)

    thanks!

  • absolutely!

  • haha dude that was awsome!

    if i pimped my ride am still gonna pay 5 bucks for gas

    haha nice vid man, hilerious :)

  • im yung gregggg fuckin hilarous lol.

  • hahahha

  • I liked the global warming thing.. that was hilarious.

    And I like how the car in the background was like, slowly creeping away

  • he is so cute.

  • funny video

  • "I'm Young Greg!" lmfao

  • AHAHAHAH

    omg this is the first video ive seen

    and wow "subscribe!!!"

    this is soooooo funny

  • haha! "I'm younge Greg"

    "The jonas brothers are burning up maybe they have herpes..."

    You guys are awesome. XD

    <3 Beccah Melecka

  • **"Maybe they got herpes"

  • the jonas bros are really burnin up... maybe they got herpies... LOL great vid. 5/5

  • i gott admit this was awesome

  • I couldn't stop laughing! I LOVE IT!

  • Very witty. I'm pleased to subscribe.  I thank Micheal Buckley for the recommendation. Best wishes!

  • Hahahahahahaha omg i was rolling!!

  • haha buck told me to subscribe! im glad i did!!!

    SO FUNNNYYY

  • I'm so glad you did too!

  • indeed. its all buck's fault..

  • Very... nice?

    Buck made me subscribe.

  • same here

  • buck made me subscribe on monday and he was right he is funny

  • Ah, Buck made me come subscribe I love this! It's so funny!

  • lmao nice guys that was pretty funny!

  • roflmao ^ ^

  • I just watched all of your Swingers Confessionals...love em. Also, isn't is great that 30 years from now, children wouldn't really understand any of these references? That little bit at the end about creepy kids on the swingset...did you actually here someone say that?! I'm amazed that your swind aren't overrun by small children and those parents that give angry looks to teens who enjoy swinging---

  • I love your sxephil song.

    :)

  • didn't phil and his gf break up??

  • why is jack black white? lmao

  • Awesome ! xD

  • This is my favorite one of your videos!

    Great job!!!

    I'm young greg..greg,greg.

    : )

  • i saw it now! what now bi*ch! love u

  • You're a liar. I don't like you.

  • YAY

  • thx

  • what dose btw mean?

  • by the way

  • aww..the earth has low self esteem issues :(

    hahahaha

  • Lol yeah poor baby!

  • aww..but why?? the earth knows hes everyones fav of all the planets!!!

  • For sure! The earth rocks!

  • Hahah! This is wonderful. The sxephil one is wonderful.

    And congrats on the weight loss.

  • Hahaa...if I really lost weight I'd be nicole ritchie!!

  • bahahaha!

  • lmao. xD

  • HA HA HA HA! i can't even begin to start quoting all the one liners that i loved in this! so... pretty much all of it! oh, and epic banner "wtf how is he parther?!"

    Deena

  • I love you!

  • Omg  I love you guys!!

  • cute... like always.  love your banner!!!!

  • lol this iz funny!100/5

  • first one: BEST EVER!!!!!!!!

    you guys rock my sox! (yes...i DO still say that)

  • LOL!!!!

    Thanks so much!!

  • very good one!

  • im young brick brick brick... xDDD

  • haha i love the end

    great job guys

    you're always makin me laugh ;]]

  • great.. i love these

  • LMFAO!

  • haha! glad you liked it!

  • glad i could write some of these and daniel could perfect them :D

  • Yes sir! Excellent job and more to be used soon!

  • You always come back with great videos. HAAH.

    BTW Sweet banner. AHA

    Did mac make that too?

  • Haha nah I made that one in paint..haha

  • lol nice

  • These videos are always awesome!

    These are things that will make a conversation very very awkward.

  • Haha thanks Ryan...I'm sure we can use some on blogtv if ya know what I'm saying...

  • I lost 7 dress sizes!

    LOL!

    And why is Barry White black?

    :D

    I kissed a girl and liked it too...

    LOL!

    That would be so funny if families brougt their kids to the park and heard you guys as you did this!

    :P

    Loved it Daniel! I really enjoy the Sonic commercials & other stuff you do, but we need the occasional Swingers Confessional!

  • haha yeah...prob won't be a sonic vid for a couple more vids...unless I get a really funny idea...haha

  • Well that's a good part about having a number of different themes- you can jump to one when you get a great idea.

  • Yeah that's true...I've got some other things I'm working on, but they take a lot of time and effort...but hopefully people will keep digging these easier vids..haha

  • Yes! I do look forward to all your stuff and love the variety! The more complex stuff is definitely worth the wait, but it does help to have the short and easy stuff like this to fill in between, and I just love your Swinger's jokes!

  • haha thanks...one spoiler is there's a music video (or two) coming soon haha

  • Cool! That sounds great! Lots of options for music vids! I can't wait to see!

  • Lmfao. Love the ending!

  • haha thanks!

  • I bet 5 year olds were staring at you waiting to get on the swings throughout all of this...

  • well last time we tried to film there were lots of little kids and they were making so much noise...this time we got lucky and ppl came and left (just like was shown when ppl drove by) haha!

  • haha i love the lines you guys said in unison...

    "im young greg...greg greg greg" and the sxephil song lol...hilarious video!

  • haha thanks!!

  • Hopefully the Jonas Brothers don't have herpes...

    bahaha sxephil

  • Idk that'd be pretty funny if they did...haha

  • NICE lol

  • Thanks Jason!

  • Way more than seven things to hate about miley..haha

  • Well, sxephil's sexy girlfriend dumped him, or he dumped her. I don't know...

    THIS VIDEO IS GNARLY!!!

  • lol yeah I heard...but I wrote the joke a while back..haha

  • LOL!! Creepy kids on our swingset!! Thanks, GandP

  • lol. what if i dont text back? and why is jack black white?

  • haha, i loved it! especially the old greg one!

  • aww thanks!

  • I think Old Greg, was still Old Greg as a child.

    and did you put that he's a douchebag in at the end because of what I said?

  • Actually I decided to go with douche bag even though we say "a" and "uh" differently because I saw a picture of him and he is actually chubs...lol so I didn't wanna be that immature.

  • hahaha maybe the world has global warming because its getting over its self-esteem issues. I LOVE IT!

  • good to see another vid dude!

    "Why is Jack Black white?" CUZ HES BACK IN BLACK BABY! XD

    LOL the end

  • LOL nice!

  • muaha xP

  • Haha maybe that'll make it in the next vid..haha

  • That'd be awesome xD

  • indeed...maybe i'll make it a common thing in Swingers vids to have "Why is ___ ___?" haha

  • haha yes the great unknown questions of life xD

  • haha yeah..good stuff!

  • haha lol great Daniel

  • you are freaking hilarious.

    i love theseee.

  • ahahahaha, awesome job daniel :]

    "i'm young greg!"

  • HAHAH, i love the ending,

    you're freakin awesome

  • And you're awesome!

  • That was really funny, Daniel.

  • Thanks Jeff!