Chinese people have the shortest penises, but it's a Chinese person that has the longest penis in the world. Chinese people are short, but it's a Chinese person who is one of the tallest in the world. Chinese people suck at driving, but it's a Chinese person who is the best driver in the world.
In general though, chinks suck, and the world would be better off if all of them died.
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
i used to park my Vectra like this when i lived in Portugal...but it was near a wall not another car...i wasn't for being funny, i just had to, otherwise the cars won't be able to go down on my street.
I love it when i hear americans (english-natives) speaking other languages (except spanish maybe) cuz that hardly ever happens....spend a year in the usa and never met anyone who was able to speak any foreign language fluently. Thumbs up for you, sir!
Not to be a dickhead but you shouldn't say 你還可以離開嗎? It should be, 你會出去嗎? 可以 means "can" as in to give permission to someone "can I go out today" for example. You mean "can" as in having the ability to do something. 出去 meaning to go out, or 出來 to come out. So you could say "你會讓你的騎車出去嗎?" "can you get your car out?"
i used to have to park like that all the time, i had to get 4 cars in a 2 car garage, its not that hard if you just take your time and think about all the sides of your car
@FrostedBuns actually its a supercahrger. the "kompressor" that compresses the air is driven via a chain/gear directly from the engine. a turbocharger is driven by the exhaust gases.
i remember when i was a little kid (12 or so) our neighbor had a kompressor merc. and i thought a kompressor is the little device you use to pump up your tires. and i alway wondered why the hell would you put that on your car :D
@TurboMonsterGrill its kompressor cuz its i think super charged or turbo idk wtf mercedes does, but guess what dumb fuck its called a joke stfu cuz it was actually a pretty good one lol, made me laugh
well in china they drive ok bcoz its driving chaos, so everybody is in sync with their own bad drivng, and apparently master parkers too, once introduced to organized traffic their bad driving and skills are exposed. thats my theory. lol.
@Chroma2021 ...why would i do that. it has 148 likes? look im not much into dealing with trolls anymore, maybe read down the page next time to see if the comment you're about to post is already been said jackass.
@Shepperly You're the one thats covering up the fact they contradiced themself by calling someone "stoopid" and clearly you're the 13 year old dyslexic
When you're used to a car you'd be surprised how aware you can be of its position.
I'm so accustomed to parking against a tool chest in the garage that I rarely have enough room to pass a piece of cardboard between it and my front bumper.
I tapped it once :-(
Never did it on purpose either, that's just where I park ;-)
Parking level : Asian
raskazz 3 days ago
Brandic2020 thats horrible to say that. Chinks are awesome.
KingKissiable 1 week ago
Chinese people have the shortest penises, but it's a Chinese person that has the longest penis in the world. Chinese people are short, but it's a Chinese person who is one of the tallest in the world. Chinese people suck at driving, but it's a Chinese person who is the best driver in the world.
In general though, chinks suck, and the world would be better off if all of them died.
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ENTERRAPTURE20 1 week ago
Parking level: ASIAN
Andrr3w 1 week ago 5
Of course he can park it... hes asian
4TheTurtle 2 weeks ago
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I have to park like that everyday... Maybe not as close as that, but almost.
webbhosts 2 weeks ago
I have to park like that everyday... Maybe not as close as that, but almost.
webbhosts 2 weeks ago
i wish i can park like that !!
KHstudioKH 3 weeks ago
that is in Taiwan right!!
KHstudioKH 3 weeks ago
his job standing on almost 2 cm
ADNAN51103 3 weeks ago
"i could park closer than that" ...im sure you can....
TheMightyDahQ 3 weeks ago
FUCK YEAH ASIANS! AWUWAAAAAA
Axidy 4 weeks ago
"Hows he going to get out of there?" with great difficulty...
CommunistMonster 1 month ago
Song name?
Tucsmen 1 month ago
@Tucsmen /watch?v=FdHsNPqK9iM
動力火車-終於明白
steven5228 2 weeks ago
he will drift his way out
tehcrew2010 1 month ago
from the from the front Mitsubishi looks like a fake Mercedes!!!
TheDemonsaxe 1 month ago 13
Thats how Taiwan is xD
pickachukabalooie 1 month ago
they mateing.. now they have son.. sls amg..
akdaus 2 months ago
i can park that close, but i have to pay for the damage getting into that position :\
DropTheBear 2 months ago
Wheel dollies...
deweys 2 months ago
i can do that too, but need more time than normal...
P3tran4ever 3 months ago
Soon we have any other baby car ..
theMrhardsoul 3 months ago
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are you speaking chinese
Humphrey1337 3 months ago
i used to park my Vectra like this when i lived in Portugal...but it was near a wall not another car...i wasn't for being funny, i just had to, otherwise the cars won't be able to go down on my street.
adynegrean 3 months ago
He's a car washer. What happens if he scratches a car???
GamerAndReviewer 3 months ago
@GamerAndReviewer he fixes it . not that hard to park a car that close every time you do it you get better. if you park alot of cars this is nothing.
circusboy90210 3 months ago
My dad can park like that =D, i want to be able to too xD
milad2007halo3 3 months ago
it's amazing how those cars were parked. even more amazing is how the employees can work listening to that music! argh
aanm7 3 months ago
that not problem i can
mailgansukh 3 months ago
If you drive a car in Europe you will slowly learn how to park like that.
SneakyTweaky 3 months ago
i just KNEW it had to be an asian dude :P
guguigugu 3 months ago
WOW
darX3mn1a 3 months ago
i always park like this to prevent my car for being towed by the cops
xdragosx 4 months ago
See... Another thing only Asians can do...
brazzwoodall 4 months ago
@13mordeth what is the name of the song?
DK99824 4 months ago
Nice parking job from the Mitsubishi
Jugemon76 4 months ago
Yeah Right! Everyone knows he personally hired Chuck Norris to park that car every morning for him while wearing a blindfold.
slesperado 4 months ago
@slesperado Nope, Chuck Testa
DK99824 4 months ago
@DK99824 Oh No! I hope Chuck Norris won't see your comment!!!
slesperado 4 months ago
@DK99824 Oh No! I hope Chuck Norris won't see your comment!!!
slesperado 4 months ago
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you speak 2 languages with no accent, nice
Effecto1234 4 months ago
they have married each other
rexuro64 4 months ago
No no it's it the fucking park try the felling set up shoting that shit
hazelskater 4 months ago
k weba
lalorgn 4 months ago
I SWEAR THAT ASIAN GUY IS AN AMAZING DRIVER!
dehumanizer1989 4 months ago
I love it when i hear americans (english-natives) speaking other languages (except spanish maybe) cuz that hardly ever happens....spend a year in the usa and never met anyone who was able to speak any foreign language fluently. Thumbs up for you, sir!
Ziyaduzza 4 months ago
@Ziyaduzza Why? I don't plan to go anywhere I can't use English.
jclaunch00 4 months ago
@Ziyaduzza He's Canadian...
OpCzar 4 months ago
@OpCzar what the hell is a "Canadian"...is it edible?
Ziyaduzza 4 months ago
When I managed a body shop we parked 30 cars like that indoors, twice a day, every day. Out in the morning and in at night.
BLACKWINGEDBEING 4 months ago
Asians can drive.
driveintherain 4 months ago
That's too far! I wanna see 1 mm. space
Ronnelsky 4 months ago
Me when i first saw how close the cars were parked: O_____O
But thennnn. I saw it was an asian who did it. Makes sense. Asians can do anything o.e
bssmaster1 4 months ago
Ninja Baby wins for me
willisan 4 months ago
shooot, i could open the doors and drive through there sideways. hahahaha, made my day
stydel311 4 months ago
Amazing Thailand :p
mromzie 4 months ago
@mromzie It's in Taiwan. not Thailand OK~~
leeushuan 4 months ago
@mromzie that is Taiwan, not Thailand.
melvinhuumcp 4 months ago
New technology, parking system :D
XxxMarvixxX 4 months ago
how romantic =)
Delusian 4 months ago 42
@Delusian Fucking crazy woman. Those are cars.
normalpsychology 2 months ago
fetish for parking huh? So you're one of those sick fucks... haha :)
itzzshady 5 months ago 2
duhh the mirror broke how is that amazing
sabianrks 5 months ago
@sabianrks It's just folded down, it's not broken. It's been done beforehand so you can park closer.
Lolzilol123 5 months ago
i can do that in america if i park the one on the left first. Ill upload a vid if it done if i get 500 thunbs up.
BODYAS2000 5 months ago
@BODYAS2000 Why does it make a difference if it's america? And you won't get 500 thumbs.
DarkNatasX 5 months ago
with people like him, imagine a Walmart parking lot in Japan
MultipleS2002 5 months ago
Aawwww, he didn't want his car to be lonely..
GalacticMarine2012 5 months ago
Do asians have to be the best at EVERYTHING?!
gjj101 5 months ago 63
@gjj101 Well, statistically, they have the shortest you-know-whats in the world, so the answer would be "no, they are not the best at everything".
SeverityOne 5 months ago
@gjj101 its sad because its true. hahaha.
aaaakar 2 months ago
@gjj101 THEY HAVE THE SMALLEST DICK..NOT BEST AT EVERYTHING DUDE
TD4f22 2 months ago
@gjj101 They fail at failing!
Henriqueorato 2 months ago
@gjj101their gov. doesnt poison there food, water, and vaccines "for their health"
krypekeeper 1 month ago
@gjj101 u to much give asian credits...
Exilelangely 1 month ago
@Exilelangely Google Translate for the win.
wasdare32 3 weeks ago
can you do a parking this merc on impala?
SOIKODEN86 5 months ago
they're holding hands
wookieinheat 5 months ago
Who parked first? :P
WhoStoleMahTaco 5 months ago
its so easy if ur mind think easy...
aliee85 5 months ago
its the power of Taiwan!
Little199 5 months ago
Asians and their driving. <3
xFirstPersonStudios 5 months ago
Asian powers...
iGlovegraal 5 months ago
a chevy impala wit....... it cuts out right there
BOSER1100 5 months ago
and the earthquake kicks in...
MightyJustas 5 months ago
you can get in and out of a car from more than just one door...
davidfoote0977 5 months ago
How the fuck did he get out? The trunk maybe?
617berto 5 months ago
@617berto Maybe from the other door =_=
Dogman32123 5 months ago
I don't care about your impala parking .
woodpushinangler 5 months ago
WHAT ???an asian parked that...'the fuck ?
florinelooo 5 months ago
lol that's hella nice but yea employee's aren't leaving :)
gsxellence 5 months ago
Not to be a dickhead but you shouldn't say 你還可以離開嗎? It should be, 你會出去嗎? 可以 means "can" as in to give permission to someone "can I go out today" for example. You mean "can" as in having the ability to do something. 出去 meaning to go out, or 出來 to come out. So you could say "你會讓你的騎車出去嗎?" "can you get your car out?"
ninman58 5 months ago
fucking asians xD
nazzarran 5 months ago
i used to have to park like that all the time, i had to get 4 cars in a 2 car garage, its not that hard if you just take your time and think about all the sides of your car
RustyNex 5 months ago
so if only stick man is driving the minivan.. thats an excellent parking job.
DRZREALEST 5 months ago
"Kompressor" Just means that it has a turbo charger. It's not the model, this is a common misconception with Mercs.
FrostedBuns 5 months ago
@FrostedBuns actually its a supercahrger. the "kompressor" that compresses the air is driven via a chain/gear directly from the engine. a turbocharger is driven by the exhaust gases.
i remember when i was a little kid (12 or so) our neighbor had a kompressor merc. and i thought a kompressor is the little device you use to pump up your tires. and i alway wondered why the hell would you put that on your car :D
heldgop 5 months ago
ur fukin chinks.... is this supposed to be a surprise???
TjR3O3 5 months ago
Hehe sick :)
Btw, people may say that women are driving more responsibly than men, but they can't park for shit! :D
mickeypopa 5 months ago
The boss just makes sure that his employers don't leave early
1973stefant 5 months ago 188
@1973stefant get in passanger side, problem solved
Mrboomx 3 months ago
老賓你輸了.你比三菱軟
phs4321 5 months ago
i bet there could fit like a toyota between it ......
johnschilderNIKE 5 months ago 4
wtf this is supposed to be the only thing we're better than asians at.. sigh :(
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Patrick34815 5 months ago
@55555eeee You can't be Asian because you suck at math.
csmybuttt 5 months ago
big LOL
JMCPTs 6 months ago
i like to see him going out ;)
jhkuiz 6 months ago
maybe that's why the call it the "Kompressor"
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TurboMonsterGrill 5 months ago
@TurboMonsterGrill its kompressor cuz its i think super charged or turbo idk wtf mercedes does, but guess what dumb fuck its called a joke stfu cuz it was actually a pretty good one lol, made me laugh
TheIrishHammer6969 5 months ago
@mahela1993 Are you some eastern retard? Learn some respect for good quality cars.
childofiowa 4 months ago
@childofiowa Are you some western jack ass who doesn't understand English?
mahela1993 4 months ago
@mahela1993 you're right.
PO3TRYFL0W 3 months ago
the vibration of the engine. can already touch on this near
EZDI7777777 6 months ago
perfect example that asians can do it better HA!
nskpsycho 6 months ago
292 persons think they could repeat that
Ashantyer 6 months ago
cool man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zocydoki 6 months ago
wtf
clioboy100 6 months ago
this is that i do when idiots cant keep within the lines in a parking ;pt
grumpie0282 6 months ago
well in china they drive ok bcoz its driving chaos, so everybody is in sync with their own bad drivng, and apparently master parkers too, once introduced to organized traffic their bad driving and skills are exposed. thats my theory. lol.
speed6mazda 6 months ago
I'm sure Americans could park like that if we had too.
But, we save ourselves a little trouble, and just build bigger parking spots.
MyCoolAimName1 6 months ago
@MyCoolAimName1 highly doubt it
DopePairOfShoes 6 months ago
Blondes, he is a specialist, don´t try with your pink car
oscarinthemiddle 6 months ago
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jmurch68 6 months ago
If someone sneeze upstairs, there will be dents in both cars.
sysghost 6 months ago
@sysghost that makes no sense ?
fowleriva 6 months ago
title should be mercedes parked... not parking job
bulanuldecluj 6 months ago
'I have a bit of a fettish for parking' lol
JohaNN010 6 months ago
@JohaNN010 lmfao
dbadgones 6 months ago
@dbadgones yeah me too ;)
JohaNN010 6 months ago
@lanpetpet7 the driver side is on the left...
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omfggoogle 6 months ago
sounds like tejbz...
GrumblingEye 6 months ago
so you get out of the cars through door window
lanpetpet7 6 months ago
"It`s a Benz .. compressor." ;D
KarlisKristaps 6 months ago
One problem how to get in the car.
14JetCobra 6 months ago
@14JetCobra pretty sure there's more than 1 door.
chucknorrisgawd 6 months ago
you should actually make a video about the scooters in Taiwan.......
lolb4udie 6 months ago
2 roll around jacks and anyone can do this! Not impressed!
redrewster13 6 months ago
What you dident see was Chuck Norris driftparked both cars.. at the same time..
blazirh 6 months ago
No shit you in taiwan? I'm taiwanese by the way. Welcome to taiwan.
Or add me on fb
CrazyArowanaKeeper 6 months ago
awww those cars make a cute couple
617macky 6 months ago
@Chroma2021 ...why would i do that. it has 148 likes? look im not much into dealing with trolls anymore, maybe read down the page next time to see if the comment you're about to post is already been said jackass.
eROCtele 6 months ago
@Chroma2021 you are maybe the 12th person to comment and tell me this. go fuck yourself cocksucker -- i don't give a shit.
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retry64ever 6 months ago
mitsubishi dude will be pissed if he's the one that'll have to get out first hhah
Thefallenraptor 6 months ago
I will rent the impala, you park it. That will be a great FAIL vid....
ratmrat 6 months ago
my dad couldnt he has a big ass dodge ram 1500
SuperPaintball27 6 months ago
"HAHAHA! Try and get in NOW!"
HotChilliSquirrel 6 months ago
Bull shit you parallel parked a car with a one inch gap each side !!!!!!!! Why talke shit you 8 years old or something ?????
okka243 6 months ago
woo~ u can speak in chinese/mandarin~ amazing~
great jobs~ i can totally understand ur chinese~
TommyT92 6 months ago
'hows he gonna get out of that?' he opens the driver side door and steps out. stoopid american.
CentraljocK 6 months ago
@CentraljocK Didn't know "stoopid" was a word...
Shepperly 6 months ago
@Shepperly neither did I. then I noticed Americans pronouncing the word 'stupid' that way. That cleared things up for you? alrighty then.
CentraljocK 6 months ago
@CentraljocK You should make things more clear, before you make yourself look "stupid"
Shepperly 6 months ago
@Shepperly I cant really make it any clearer. Now I'm having my time wasted by a 'stupid' 13 year old kid. Don't you have homework to do?
CentraljocK 6 months ago
@Shepperly You're the one thats covering up the fact they contradiced themself by calling someone "stoopid" and clearly you're the 13 year old dyslexic
Shepperly 6 months ago
@angelmom3950 I dont think that cars with such equipment cost much :| And yeah, I'd be pissed too if they scratched my car.
pDeMiGoDs 6 months ago
Should've "69'ed" them =)
corollafrenzy 6 months ago
@angelmom3950 Nowadays you just have to press a button to unlock your car ^_^'
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jwbjnwolf 6 months ago
You just wasted 1:41 minuts of my life !! :|
piro02 6 months ago
stupid american
VictorVerhagen 6 months ago
@VictorVerhagen not all americans are stupid
klpecoraro4 6 months ago
WHY ........THE .....FUCK ?
hostilityy 6 months ago
welcome to mumbai :)
kemching 6 months ago
ok... now get in
VivaLaNick335 6 months ago
Ok, now get out.
mysock351W 6 months ago
noob
S3rch01 6 months ago
Make a video of him parking it I want to see :)
acidfriend47 7 months ago 76
@acidfriend47 you should see in Indonesia and thailand on how they park the car ^^
fatcrewz 6 months ago
and people say asians are bad drivers..?
c0conuts15 7 months ago
When you're used to a car you'd be surprised how aware you can be of its position.
I'm so accustomed to parking against a tool chest in the garage that I rarely have enough room to pass a piece of cardboard between it and my front bumper.
I tapped it once :-(
Never did it on purpose either, that's just where I park ;-)
looncraz 7 months ago
I see people parking like that in malaysia all the time
kennethhew 7 months ago
daaamn if he does that every day..skills
SGTBrian1 7 months ago
Rite
LOSE215 7 months ago
Imagine what would happen if a woman tried to park like that.
tirimut 7 months ago 51
@tirimut oh man dont even say that!! that would be catastrophic! LOL
TCreatorO 6 months ago
@tirimut it would cause a rift in space-time and destroy the whole universe
Kunibuler 6 months ago
@tirimut so?
coolya135 6 months ago