How To Flirt

[miaelacqua]

Hahahah "until you find out they dont like high school musical" xD

[RandomerThanAverage]

This was funnier and less useful than your average dating advice.

[ashleyxpenn]

Girl or boy supposed to ask each other out? My friends say the guy...

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

does he wear his hat every day, or just for videos?

[superlikeaboss1]

dont hate but i have a question do i have to be bisexuel to be a bronie please help I don't want to b sort of gay no offense theres nothin wrong with that but help me

[MasteRagequit]

@superlikeaboss1 No, I for one am completely straight and also a Brony.

[SawahFoSHo]

I love potato products 

[laceyissparkly]

"don't say that to anybody"

i loled

[firebreather913]

He gay???

[cupcakeassasination]

ahhhh side ways smile kinda scared me no lies

[ContemporarySake]

Ah shit, I do not like High School Musical. Damn deal-breakers.

[LindenIRL]

I'm straight, and I'm pretty sure your flirting would get me on a date. WO HO RHYMES

[111awsomeguy]

sooooooooooooooo ur gay or bie

[marcosman101]

your side smile made me laugh so hard i choked on my food and then continued to throw up on myself. thanks.

[GfNitro]

ok I was trying really hard not to laugh at 2:30 in the morning and not wake up my parents....well I failed and got yelled at. still worth it

[itsinthewaterbby]

lol i already work at a grocery store, IM USING THE CEREAL ONE ahaha...not for dating purposes, just shits and giggles

[Allthesillythingsido]

you have sailor moon action figures? that is awesome

[GeeEmOh]

eyebrow. 1:49

[45Girl56]

@GeeEmOh I love you for noticing that... that's fuckin great. :D

[RavenclawRedhead]

fag

[rachinapotter]

@RavenclawRedhead You disgrace the name of Ravenclaw.

[StarkidFanCaz]

@RavenclawRedhead thank god im a hufflepuff

[johndavid2332]

Made my day!

[iichristinll]

No sir, I do not want to be with someone who does not like High School Musical. Well said. HONK HONK.

[demha03]

that smile........ I DIED.

[eretrece]

I don't pee on myself...REGULARLY =)

[NeridaSoutham]

I am jealous of your Sailor Moon action figures.

[reilly500]

I think it would be interesting if you talked about that whole "men and women can't be just friends" idea.

[demha03]

@reilly500 yes do this. i'd like to know. ...except Joe's gay, so he probably doesn't have this problem -__-..

[BushyBushings]

I like the smell of potatoes, problem?

[pinksimplemiley]

honk honk...thats not the sound it makes ;) <3 ily

[inulover8952]

I've watched this video like 12 times. I think I have a problem...

[MusicIsMyDestiny10]

who dosent love high school musical...

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

Dear Joe, I don't think anyone would love me. How can I ensure myself that someone will love me.

OR

How can I ask a guy out on a date?

[tombstonediploma]

Dear Joe,

What is a boy and how can I make it love me?

[awatchfinder]

I wouldn't wanna be with someone who doesn't like HSM either. I mean, it'd have to be the start of something new.

[BrookeThonder]

I love you way too much...

[carolinaladivina]

how do you reject a friend of yours who is only hitting on you because he's clearly drunk (and you know he would regret it) without making him feel embarassed the next day AND making your friendship awkward?

[Wiiinfinity]

Were all these dates with the same guy or are you a player?

[zimmawoman]

hahahaha you're so great

[shadowcat1994]

You get more southern every week.

[bestTdifan]

I have one how do you connect with someone when A.they don't realize you like them or B.the person you like dosen't like you in the same way

[kandyfreak393]

Nope, it's official Joe can't flirt

[ChirstyH]

You are hilarious! ... and a little creepy. But that's why we like you :D

[tpvajgert]

I have a question when does attraction become stalking? Lol jk jk

[quackquackquack49]

"i dont pee on myself.... regularly" lol joe...

[ladysidi]

Your my hero lol

[summertimeproduction]

I love you

[DuucksGooQuuaack]

God i was you were straight (not being homophobic, i just think your sexy ;) )

[super9phil]

I used the cereal line the other day. i actually got the guys number! he thought it was hilarious. :P thanks joe.

[Rinachka93]

You had me at Sailor Moon action figures<3 lmao!!

[BornForTheatre]

you're a flawless human being.

[rarerthanuranium]

is it worth trying to flirt with or date guys at my college if it's my last semester there and i'm planning to move out of state afterwards?

[EconomicsOfLove]

I just died. This video is hilarious.

[whenyoureholdingme]

how do you politely tell someone to fuck off? i'm a cashier and i get old, creepy men hitting on me, but i don't think i have it in me to actually tell them off.

[SongStruck]

@whenyoureholdingme hahaha! the same thing happens to me. but the other day an actual cute guy stated flirting with me. I just dont make eyecontact pretend its funny and only say thank you. Not thank you! :) Have a nice day! That shows them! lol JK.

[bratmobilez]

1:19 ...what sound DOES it make?

[MEG4nerd]

My best friend is a guy and we are alike in alot of ways and in my opinion we are meant to be best friends. He has always made jokes about us dating and is always flirting with me and this increases whenever he has a breakup. I have always thought of us as just friends but lately I have been thinking I might like him but I don't know if he actually likes me or not. He has always been like a brother to me and I know I love him like one I just don't know what to do about the friend zone.

[lostbutlaughing]

My room is the same color as your room and that makes me happy

[11blueguy]

your smile is making me laugh so hard

[Lepreas]

TERRIFYING.

[SuperSpoon101]

What would you wear on a date?

[airinlayall]

How do you nicely tell someone you're not interested? Because customers keep on hitting on me at work, and I kind of can't tell them to shove off...

[hdonkers]

I am pretty excited about those Sailor Moon figurines :)

[oogellyboogelly]

I don't like High school musical :P

[superskh]

Hey, uhh... so I have a huge crush on a friend. Like huger than huge. Do you have any tips on how to move from friends to more than friends?

[cachouski]

your arkansassy accent is coming out joe :) loves it! you're my southern belle <3

[AccioAmberLynn]

You. Are. So. Wonderful.

[jommerville]

i now fuckin hate gays !!!

[netherweave47]

talk about what to do if you like your best friend

[MrTwentington]

the smile one does really work. I did it once with a guy in a club and then my friend angled it so we were next to each other and then we were pretty much making out for about 3 hours.... keeping it classy.

[darnthosecats0]

i think you should talk about cheating in a relationship.

[yaba92]

if you keep telling things not to do how am i suppose to know what to do ... your advice isnt very helpful i just know not to be weird around people

[jamesclogan]

Your accent is so adorable I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to take you out.

[WThomasScott]

My lesbian friend is dating a man. I think it's because he pays for shit? I don't know. Shit's mad awkward, and I need to know how to best approach my once-lesbian friend and getting her back on the track of rug munching.

[WeirdFreakingKid]

How do you reject someone nicely, without making your friendship awkward for the next couple months?

[akissy]

@WeirdFreakingKid I wanna know that too, cause a few days ago I told a friend "Nope." and now I feel all awkward around him, mostly since he keeps calling me "love". X.x

[WeirdFreakingKid]

@akissy I know how you feel! A guy I recently turned down is like always giving me compliments now, and it just kind of makes me feel awkward- like he didn't really understand that I turned him down...

[akissy]

@WeirdFreakingKid Ugh!! I HATE that!! x.x They don't understand that desperation is what drives ppl away. Worse, most of them are no older than 25... what the hell is wrong with them?! They still have their whole life ahead of them, being turned down at 16-25 isn't bad!! Actually teenage relationships are pointless. XDD And this comes from a girl who made the mistake of entering one at 17. XDD -w-UU Sometimes it annoys me so much I just wanna ignore him, but I know it will only hurt him. -w-U

[WeirdFreakingKid]

I completely agree with you! I mean, (we all make mistakes, lol xD) whenever I see a teenage couple, I just kind of think that its somewhat stupid... (not to come off as ignorant or anything) because, I mean, it's probably not the person they are going to get married to, so I find it pointless... That make sense?

[akissy]

@WeirdFreakingKid To me it does. I mean, what's the point? I'm not a virginity freak... but at the stage in life kids don't even understand what sex is all about, yet they go about it like bunnies in spring! It's ridiculous. XDD Let alone the real idea behind having a boyfriend or girlfriend! *sighs* What's the world come to, I dunno, but I won't let my children date ANYBODY till they are 18 (legal age here) and working (even if just part time) or they understand what having a partner means...

[ThePauhe]

You gay? It doesnt matter if you are D:

[LIAMODEARME]

you have never looked sexier o.o so hot right now

[beangirl1389]

A guy I was talking to made fun of High School Musical, and then Zac Efron in Hairspray. OTher than him being a douche, this was 95% of the reason I stopped talking to him.

[f30425]

I wish to bear your future children. My body is now ready.

[lifestartingnow]

Oh, gosh, you crack me up. You are simply wonderful.

[codyfrady]

dude, your my new addiction, everyday i go on here and look to see if you have a new video.( without that sounding weird. aha ) (:

[applekat1312]

Hey joe you should do a video on how to make people to stop trying to make others jealous b/c talking to them doesn't help much it just made it worse.

[urxfavoritexgirl]

Seriously who doesn't like High School Musical??

[mccourt2011]

this advice is perfect

[froregon]

I put myself under your tutelage, master!

[isabelrae]

A+ flirting.

[icecreamanfudge]

I do not like high school musical. It is nice to finally know why I'm single.

[Mathuect]

.... hard... :)

[hellomissjennifer]

Hahahaha it also kind of sound a peeing sound...

[lalamariaXD]

oh my gosh. this was so funnyy. hahah :D

[queenfrostine97]

ahhh I love him, he's so funny!

0:55 I'm liking the pink keyboard, Joe.

[nicoleification]

I don't pee on myself.......regularly. 

[shinyhappyfit]

too much.

[shoelesspeanut101]

is this person a guy or a girl?

[mojoglowgo]

@shoelesspeanut101 He's a guy

[HolyCrapItsRBA]

The first thing you should do when you meet someone is ask if they like High School Musical. If they say no then they are obviously not worth your time.

[kira902k]

u r a funny 1

[DizzehxxMitizzeh42]

The bit about the cereal isle reminded me of something I saw on Tumblr.

[Courtacopias]

Youre too cute

[Afingerprint]

penis.

[jimmypi]

I think you should talk about how to break up with someone. I find that to my biggest problem, and then I end up leading guys on because of it.

[potatoesarehere]

when i first saw this video in my subscription box i thought "how is he still single" then i watched the video and .... you just haven't found the right guy who will appreciate your....you-ness-special-ness :)

[maddymoosh]

you say we need to learn to relax. how do you learn to relax?

[urmomicous]

@maddymoosh You don't think about it. I know that sounds really stupid, but if you're not thinking so hard about why you can't relax or whatever, then you're more relaxed. Did that even make any sense?

[jennarrawr]

Oh Joe.... How you make me laugh.

[TheKatkala]

I love you Joe, but that smile was a bit creepy...

[KatherineHSchneider]

I hope you don't start you're flirting the way you started this video: by talking about peeing on yourself. lol

[curtisgolden3]

Just use the chat up line: If i could rearrange the alphabet, you'd have sex with me. because, hey! i can rearrange the bloody alphabet. works every time. Well , i haven't used it, so i'm guessing that it does...

[sswainca]

Hahaha. Oh Joe, I love you. I did defend you against allegations that you would be rejected by a cult, though, by stating the obvious - that you would, in fact, be their Messiah. So, you know, that's something. ;)

[NM42506]

That part where there was that hands down the pants moment, reminded me of a night out I had, it ended well?? Either way that is the best way to flirt, just, slightly invasive.

[BrunetteTegan]

Pedo Joe!

[Tarantallegra2]

Joe used side smile-back attack.

It's not very effective...

[nicciweasley]

This was great :D

[affenonkel]

I'm not sure whether this is brilliantly disturbing or disturbingly brilliant. It's definitely helpful. ;D

A guy on the subway asked me whether his shoes go with his outfit the other day. I immediately looked around for hidden cameras. I don't care which shoes I'm wearing, why would I care about yours?! o.O

[argusfilks]

You're probably one of my favorite people despite your smelling like potatoes, Joe.

But I have a question! There's this guy that keeps asking me to hang out with him & his friends and I'm very comfortable around him but I'm also kind of very socially awkward. How can I make a positive impression on him and his friends?

[Rainbowsend09]

It is surprising to me (a Canadian) that there is a gay dating scene in Arkansas. One only hears horror stories about southern states. It is nice to know that you are not chased by torch wielding villagers every time you leave your house. Stay safe and be careful!

[Substitutional]

If you see anyone smiling like this at you, you know how to start the conversation.... "CUP OF JOE!" and you will forever be friends!

[JambaJoy]

That side-smile's such a panty dropper.

[MissKriekentaart]

Such helpful advice! I feel like I'm ready to take on the world now! *gets coat and leaves*

[kristinaalannah]

so. this really is a guide of how NOT to flirt.

also. all of the lols

[SpellboundSama]

You were gonna tell us the worst thing that could happen and then you talked about a not horrible thing XD

[Js102115]

you really let you accent show through in this video :) I thought it was funny, in all of your other videos, that I watched, this was really the first one where you've allowed your missouri/kansas/southern great plains accent to come through enough to be noticeable...

[cranrash]

Oh Joe. You're the best. I'm going to to your previous city of residence tomorrow, Philly. If you still lived there we would have been able to go Tavern and sing show tunes and fall drunk on the floor. And drink some more.

[disneykid1]

@cranrash Aw, I love Tavern!

[clarissa61190]

You do smell like potatoes. I can smell you from here.

[MakaSkys]

Joe used side smile back attack!

The wild guy got paralized. FUCK YEAH! -I'm going to catch him!-

My pokenerd moment...Love you Joe! :)

[scissors1011]

Wait you sailor moon action figures???? That's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[bronwynbaybay]

ps. high school musical liking is a must

[bronwynbaybay]

i like your flirtatious smile. a lot.

[Anyality]

I really want to say those things to people now. Especially the cereal part.

[SweetTalk1o1]

you make me smile goofily! :)

[ohmyfrizzle]

you're adorable! made me laugh (:

[lilypadsturtle]

Your awkwardness make me laugh...a lot.

[kickingbabiesisfun]

i like potatoes

[kanekenjamin]

Hahah you're adorably funny

[tombstonediploma]

Dear Joe,

What is a boy and how can I make it love me?

[CaterpillarQueenie]

Sometimes i wish i were a boy so i could marry you.

just say'n :)

[RamblingPants]

Joe! My friend/housemate just got into a relationship and I am terrible at social interaction and I have no idea what to do around them when they are together and I end up hiding in my room all the time even though they are both fun people to be around. Am I right to give them this much space?

[torpidCerulean]

@RamblingPants if they're in the common area then they're inviting you to be with them-- of course, if they're doing PDAs then i'd stay in my room but they should have some respect for you and keep it private

[SuperrrRoberttt1152]

Im so going to use the cereal line...

[MoulinCool]

@SuperrrRoberttt1152 me too. cereal with the side smile-back attack and i won't be single for the rest of my life anymore.

[hbgns]

Dear Joe I love you.

[think0fengland]

hey i like that kind of cereal too maybe we can eat that cereal together every morning for the rest of our lives and we'll die eating that cereal

[fluffyxstarfish]

That awkward moment when you watch this video only minutes after watching High School Musical... Not kidding. :/

[DeeDee219956]

Dearest Joe,

You should forseriously talk about how to tell a guy that's your friend that you kindasorta like him without making the situation awkward.

[MEG4nerd]

@DeeDee219956 YES!!!!!

[DasSchwarzeKorsett]

"...on our faces too - don't say that too anybody." Joe usually i make fun of you in the comment section but that was great comedic timing :)

[rback057]

This should be titled "how not to flirt". :p

[taysteekiwiz]

honk honk, that's not the sound it makes.

[ZePopTart]

1:52-2:10 That was terrifying.

[thelovelylydz]

Um, I have a guy friend who I'm pretty sure likes me but I don't like him back. . . how can I subtly hint that I'm not interested? Cause I don't wanna be mean or anything.

[TVseriesrock]

that is some fucking creepy smiling

I don't like High School Musical, don't get me wrong I like me some Zac Efron

[mrowr123]

AW HES SO CUTE :) omg can you be my best friend!?

[OneMissSecret]

You are too much! I really enjoy your videos!!

[Cindisfirstmoustache]

"I'm going to play with my.....self"

[LilSuperRatties]

1:54-2:10 <3

[infinitex2]

Your accent is coming back super strong.

[Pixuhls]

I pee on myself regularly.

[kayhewi1]

hey can you do a video on how to get out of the friendzone????

[jlovesc21]

I've actually used the cereal one before on someone a while ago. He gave me his number, but it turned out to be his girlfriend's number. How lovely.

[CosmicSolitude]

LMFAO

Let me get my *I'm going to rape you* face on.

[MsBlooShoo]

When you get married, please adopt me ♥

[foureigndames]

1:55 HOTT!!

[Belle0393]

ur so random. love ittt