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  • USA = UNDER SOMEONE'S ASS

  • Lmao "are u going dig up Marilyn Monroe's body"?

  • say that 3 times fast LOL

  • WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?

  • @charles7134 -- "NONE of the Above". 'Course, if Ron Paul had even a snowball's chance to last more than a minute on the equator on Mercury I'd vote for him inna heartbeat just for the hope he would & could shake things up a bit.

  • Yeah but buy his book so he gets his money right?

  • I worry they will kill you :/ . Also in any way could this have been a way to create further fear in our lives?

  • I'm so ashamed to be a American.

  • @Gordaton You're a human being, a world citizen. All governments are fkd and illuminati controlled..

  • @Gordaton Not all americans are evil or dumb. Actually, in mt experience, I noticed that those who leave the US, are already different.

  • OK, that guy's duchy hair style is the mark of a terrorist!

  • the 12 hours bit is a bit much though, surely even a little look at their dumb ignorant faces should of been enough

  • where here do people say "destroy"meaning have a party? somewhere in the country thats small ? i goto parties lol.either that or just people in londonistan but i know people there and they dont say that. I me myself would want to have a quick check them out if they were coming to my country lol i know your trained to "love" britishness imperialness but whoever wrote the txt is a twat anyway, homland securiry should of kept them in fact take them back, any chance we can do a swift rendition deal?

  • omgosh i am soo screwed help mark help!

    my first tagging/facial recognition on fascistbook was a photo of my dad & bro in-law in a helicopter, it just so happens i have a battle plan on my fascistbook wall to take windsor palace buckingham castle or hampton pyramid! whichever ridiculous location they are at, so prince charles vlad the impaler the 2nd s goons may or may not know i have a plan and a helicopter,but guess what mark i wasnt im not even in the photo, its one of them wtf im not in this

  • DHS=Useless. I have to say I can't believe this group could have pulled off and kept secret 9/11 when they are flagging people for this kind of absurdity. They are far to incompetent.

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  • This reminds me of that scene in Yes Man when Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel get picked up at the airport and questioned because they were suspected of terrorism just for taking too many plane trips around the country.

  • Next time I go to `merica I will be taking out the trash. ( o.k. Homeland Security, what the fuck do you make of that?)

  • Does anyone else get it that they were more scared that the couple might try to dig up a supposed dead marilyn monroe? Did that part not stick out just a wee bit?

  • @onejanedoe2003 Also why did they search them for digging tools? Did HSA think the couple were carrying a shovel on the plane or something? You can buy a shovel for like $10 at home depot! Are they this stupid?

  • Nice tweets Mark

  • Just a goaddamn piece of paper!

  • And Who Pays These Morons!?

  • The land of the free....... :)

  • @Truthwillsetyoufree4 Ain't it wonderful?

  • God the American government is retarded...

  • We are so cooked if people don't wake up. I've been trying for a long time to wake people up with my youtube channel.... passing out flyers on the streets when I have time, etc.... .

  • Of course the government is monitoring twitter, facebook, and all other social media websites.

  • @TheCliffordh yourtube?

  • @onejanedoe2003 LOL not yourtube, youtube?

  • im not going to write 10 responses for once, ill try to keep them in one box.rdy stdy go...lol...lol...lol...lol...l­ol..lol homeland secutiry back from the edge of whats this? of "hell"? ... lol, lol, lol, what you need to do is get people to intern them politician and bankers and lawyers especialy..intern them like its 1942 in them lovely camps prepared

  • How scary is it when an agency that's supposed to "protect" your country is so daft that it is unable to distinguish threats from non-threats & that it mistakes metaphor, simile, satire, joking, sarcasm, slang, colloquialism, boasting, etc., for facts? Do a bunch of androids run that agency, completely unable to detect language nuances and context? This is not stupidity but just plain ol' harassment, in my opinion--a message intended to cause us to associate free expression with fear & danger.

  • Madness haha 

  • These blistering idiots!

  • MARK ---- you gave them to much respect ..they are not MORONS , they are the terrorist traitors ..everyone is waking up to what these traitors have done in the past 4 decades ...

  • i only even heard about tweeting maybe 9 months ago if that.

  • i dont use twitter or cell phones just youtube. but dont worry i know youtube is monitored probly even harder. i still standout against all govs and talk shit about them though. i strongly suggest an uprising to over throw these elitist scumbags in order to charge them for crimes against humanity.

  • If a Muslim couple would have tweeted those things they would have been left alone

  • The Library of Congress records each tweet ever made as of 2 years ago I think. I have no Twitter account and do not want one. Privacy is being eroded big time. Just wait.

  • This is a method of making people scared shitless. Unfortunately, it's working. In the end people will be too scared to leave their own homes, and all will be lost. We have a limited window of opportunity to prevent this shit from happening, but we NEED TO RID OURSELVES OF FEAR. All the knowledge is available for free here at desteni,org. Visit the forum for more information and assistance. We have to do this, no one else will.

  • @schpongleded  destini.org is a cult and Mark Dice is a D.H.S. shill.

  • Well, as I see it, there is one way to fuck these idiots and that's to get a million or two people to start tweeting all kind of idiocy that will attract the HS morons' attention. Give them all something to do with their worthless lives.

  • America, land of the free? nope!

  • screw em

  • They should've been arrested and detailed for their hideous hair.

  • I'm subbing, and following on twitter.  Love those tweets you sent them..fucking awesome

  • You should have a DHS shill as a guest on your show.

  • If the Motherland (oops, I me Homeland) in-security mooks weren't out to lunch their antics would be laughable. Come on HLS. We're onto you. Tyrants have throughout history used 'protecting the people' as their cover for their tyranny. Your days are numbered and we (the good) won't have to do anything but imagine you out of existence. It's coming. Imagination creates reality.

  • nice way to turn the see something say something bs movement on them! haha

  • Mark Dice right as always... Glad I subscribed to your channel. Always entertaining Mark although you always deliver the bad news. Keep it up!!

  • These ARE the same people that are saying IRAQ had WMD's and IRAN are making Bombs.

    Guess someboby in Iran must have tweeted, Going to work today to finally screw the lid on "THE" Device. Incompetance doesn't even come close, I'll bet these guys are having a good ol' chuckle by the water cooler. Probably even get a promotion to the next level of Incompetance.

  • Oh no white Al-CIAduh is invading our country to dig up the corpse of Marilyn Monroe to use in a ritual to "destroy" America! What do we do?!?! Good job DHS, way to waste our fucking tax dollars when you got a border to the south with thousands of kilos of drugs coming across everyday. Oh wait, they have guns, you should know the ATF gave them to them, so its much safer to fuck with some Irish drunks on holiday. Lazy bastards! Quit wasting our money! 16 Trillion Debt to GDP coming right up!

  • Fuck the DHS and TSA!!

  • well our relationship with england took another step back

  • They were Irish not British :L

  • who are these dim witted DHS fucktards? really? get a brain big brother

  • @wavesport777 they have a brain, a smart one at that, the only problem is that this "brain" that they have is evil, sadistic, and very cunning. but thats ok, because a growing number of people are seeing right through it, so at the end, the globalist agenda has nothing on us, the people. fuck em

  • @caddyrolla123 i agree... my comment was in regards to the little piyons who stopped/detained and questioned these people. The DHS Officials. Asking them if they were going to dig up the body of Marlyn Monro... really? Come on... get a brain.

    Their Global Agenda is crumbling.

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  • Obama IS Osama! 2 crazy to believe. But true. The best place to hide something is to put it in front of your face.

  • Scared leaders lead to tyranny based policy. Guilty,guilty, guilty are all those politicians and cabinet members that support opressive legislation.Know your rights and literally fight for them.Just because they passed a bill legalizing tyranny doen't mean it is law.The simple phrase,"Congress shall write no law..." negates all tyranny based legislation.They don't have the power to take constitutional rights.The fore-fathers made it very clear.We must resist by all means necessary.Peace.

  • @chewycandy666 agreed, well said

  • And btw, freedom of speech is all make believe, no such thing. If you thing I'm wrong, go outside and start chanting "lets kill Obama" see how far you get with that

  • "Because of the two tweets that they tweeted on Twitter!" LMAO Was that wording deliberate? lol Funny, either way. That saying that five times fast.

  • That's nothing, lets see them detain me when I come over with my "suitcase nuke" to "assassinate Obama" with my "alqaeda terror funds" and totally "murder, kill, blow-up" some fools

    ;)

  • lol be carefull what you ask for it might come true...

  • There's my status for the day, we need to put this computer system they have to the test.

  • dissent. Bomb. Bombing. Drugs. Attack. Civil war. Civil unrest. Government. Destroy. Illegal. Guns. America. American. NWO. Protest. Fire. Destruction. NYC. Washington D.C. Invade homes. Invade lives. Occupy. Occupation. Boarders. TSA. Home land security. Death. Search and destroy. NDAA. Sopa. Pipa. Local. State. Police. Beat. Beating. Steal. Capture. Money. Money laundering. Terrorism. Help. Aid. Work together. FBI. CIA. Informant. Conspiracy theory.

  • @tonyMEGAphone lots of fucking laughs,nice one..you fofogt a couple,9/11 inside job,jfk killed by cia,cocaine,mary jane,pills,bomb,patriot act,waco,ruby ridge,japenease concentration camp,american indian genocide,aspartame,hig fructise corn syrup,monsansto,gmo's,chemtrai­ls,vaccines,haarp,naked body scanners,anthrax,occupy wall street,bill of rights,constitution,ron paul,loughner,false flag.spies,fusion center,

  • @tonyMEGAphone

    Dang. That's like my every message online. Based on my recent conversations I'm sure they've added blood puddle to the algorithm.

  • LOL! A Famely Guy Tweet and DHS was banging at their door?

  • The Nationwide NDAA 2012 Congressional Protest is Feb. 3rd. You can find it on facebook.

  • This is so unbelievable, America you are totally fucked in the head for sure, say goodbye to privacy people

  • @greekgod41 Listen, the way things are now adays there is a need to look into passangers coming from other countries and look at what they post/say. Background checks etc. We as Americans do not know there slang terms, so we take extra precautions. Mark Dice you are just an instegator and you are only causing trouble. I should come to one of your live chat sessions to talk to you over the microphone and maybe open your eyes and maybe fill you in on a few things.

  • @greekgod41 its not america, its the evil bastards that have been allowed to hijack our govnt. really the entire system. believe me, we the people do not want what is going on with our country and the world

  • @greekgod41 Gone a long time ago

  • it's not a human that captures these words/phrases and determines they are a threat, it's a computer.. where is the computer that captured 93 Senators declaring war on the American People (NDAA)..? I bet they have that one either down for maintenance or it's unplugged..

  • But, you're an American citizen. You have to right to say whatever you want -- short of threatening ppl. The tweets you wrote do not threaten anyone. The CIA and DoD are pretty good at being stealth, even though you may think otherwise. As for the Brits. They should have known better than to tweet something like that before coming to our country. Period. So they got 12-hours of a welcome party hosted by the Dept. of Defense. Other countries wouldn't have taken things so cautiously.

  • Homeland Security: Keeping America and celebrity corpses safe from British partiers and ghouls.

  • As the oligarchs get more paranoid about holding on to control and power, more of this will happen.

  • They now have football fans in Britain cowed by having them terrified to utter racial slurs at football matches. CCTV, microphones and stewards are all on alert looking out for these 'evil monsters'. Even if you do not condone such racist language - which is actually quite puerile if you ask me - if you believe in free speech, then these people have to take a stand. They should collectively boycott these football matches in the name of freedom of expression. Sadly, that is unlikely to happen.

  • good job.

  • Amazing, Panama is paradise come on down.

  • fuck yes XD *high five*  <3

  • Anything you say can and WILL be used against you.

    Just make sure that your are not being belligerent towards the foreign fictitious non-profit religious corporations, especially those that believe they have the power, jurisdiction and authority over your flesh and blood.

    That being said, love your work Mark. Keep it up.

  • Buffoonery

  • LOL, that part at :26 was hilarious, he sounded like that little yellow bird from that "Looney Toons" cartoon!

  • He did have a bad haircut-must be a terrorist. She didn't look like Al Queda. Loose Tweets sinks Dips.

  • stupid fucking federals.leave my people alone you fucks. sort it out.

  • lol come on over! thts great man

  • Utterly rediculous control freakism. And our money is extorted from us to pay for this Homeland Security crap? Ingenious.

    We pay to be propagandized.

    We pay to build FEMA death camps for ourselves.

    Bailout theft.

    There is no end to it all...

  • Mark, they dont have to pick you up your on 24 hr servalance! LOL!

    Stay the course my man! Thanks Bryan

  • It's ok for g w bushes grandfather to dig up jeranamos body and use the skull and femmer bones for sarimonys which he wrote in a letter , like a tweet...

  • arrested when they arrived to America ? why would anybody in his right mind travel to America anyways ?!?!?! such a sick country

  • A shame it didnt get noticed in Britain, thanks for bringing it to our attention

  • I love calling Homeland security and reporting suspicious activity in our government.

  • Maralyn Monroe had six toes on her left foot , but she is still a sex bomb :)

  • @madamk I dont believe you! 6 toes? I think we should dig her up to prove this point!

  • REALLY? REALLY???? REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- LEE!

  • WHEN THY GET THERE YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD UNDER WARE ON THY NEED TO LOOK AT THEM

  • Its so nice there watching peoples tweets while murders and child molesters are running the streets great job home land secuity NOT

  • Here's some: Fucking DHS Imbeciles!

  • I love America! I love America! I love America! I am also very scared! suzq.

  • See you in the camps.

  • everyone is a suspect

  • Mark I saw one the other day to. I saw this person dressed in all black wearing a mask, I know its cold out but still and he also had a gun. While he did not have the gun out he forced some lady to the side of the road and gave her something that looked like a piece of paper. Then he grabbed something on his chest and started talking into it. Then another terrorist showed up. I don't feel free when I have to worry about those terrorists.

  • Department of Homeland Security, destroying the image of America one tourist at a time.

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • I'd have said that the reason I didn't pack a shovel is because i was going to get one at Lowes. Plus Obama and the DHS don't want competition to destroy America.

  • Welcome to Amerika now place your hands behind your back

  • Hey everybody,lets go destroy Washington DC. I know of a few great clubs and bars there.

  • Al-CIAeda. lol

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  • Well there go our tourism for this year! Everyone will be boycotting america, which I cannot understand how come they already aren't. I wouldn't want to come here if I were somewhere else.

  • Might be scared a toxicology is done?

  • @onejanedoe2003 Okay I'm going to start a "test marilyn monroes' body and see what is really in her system" campaign. Were they worried about the couple "destroying america?" NO! They were worried about marilyn monroe's body being dug up. HMMMMM they just told on themselves?

  • Why are they so worried about an ex-dead mistress of JFK? That is the real mystery here.

  • Holy shit man, i fuckign love you!! :D "So come on over guys, HA HA HA!!" btw

    The new Series "Person of Intrest" That machine that they are using, is that the one they have IRL, etc. on Facebook & Twitter, MarkDice?

  • Sounds like a load of hoopla to me. Everyday people are on the streets starving and homeless in AMERICA!! The fuck I look like giving all my energy to a british couple who got detained? There are millions of innocent AMERICAN citizens in prison for life. Fuck this is dumb. Hey lets go arrest some random British couple, that ought to get the americans riled up for another month or two. This is the most irrelevant story besides the Fox & Friends report.

  • Besides all that Marilyn Monroe is interred in cement...maybe they should have been checking for jack-hammers!

  • destroy is the most stupid sounding slang for partying hard the brits could ever come up with. 

  • @dragnet53 Yeah buzzed, boogered, zoinked, powerheaded, blitzed, BOMBED..all those are really intelligent terms that americans use for partying hard. I'm an american and this was uncalled for. And excuse me, they weren't even really worried about them using that word, it was that they were scared to frickin death, that the couple really was planning on what? oh yeah DIG UP MARILYN DEADASCANBE MONROE'S BODY! Or is she?? Hmmmmm oh an ahhhh moment?

  • This would be funny if it weren't true. Welcome to the "land of the free"!

  • MAIN POINT IS THAT THEY SHOULDN'T BE MONITORING US IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Maybe now more people will start waking up to the bid bro state and why you do not want to use some websites and provide private info online for anyone to have access to..

  • twitter is fucking gay, i will never ever sign up with twitter!!!

  • Establishment= traitors. 

  • We're all fucked

  • When I next go to America I am definatly NOT going to dig up Marilyn Monroe or Destroy America - Just making it clear guys!!

  • @Kroaky If you were to dig her up that wouldn't be any business of DHS, last time I checked that's not terrorism lol

  • The greatest threat to America today are domestic enemies of the Constitution!

  • Hey Mark , do you think that some Rat Bastard called in to report this person???

  • they new they wernt threats, the dont go after real threats, the real threats are the puppet masters

  • You know what this is all about.

    see you all think this is about a bunch of nitwits that can't add trying to make examples out of 2 Brits.

    But, alas, that is not the case.

    No these people are cunningly genius in the way they have diverted attention away from their real true purpose.

    They want to dig up Marilyn Monroe.

  • Ron Paul 2012 or bust, oh wait, hold on someone is at my door..

  • The whitehouse shouild be destroyed and Obama taken out along with Bush and the other zionist controlled terrorists now I guess Im a terrorists.

  • I've just read an article about that and one about twitter changing its privacy policy and other crap. As always i agree on ur comment Mark.

  • Holy Cow!!!!! If I press LIKE will they come after me???????

  • I'm about done reading mainstream news/blogs/comments, seeing all the pussies this morning posting how this shit makes us safe and free. gimme a break :P

    Ron Paul 2012 :)

  • Good Work. Though, maybe these people were detained because of SOPA.

    Didnt you say they tweeted a line from FAMILY GUY?

    Isnt that a copyright infringement? Yes.

    Copyright Infringement is much more serious than fake terrorists afterall.

  • I need to get a passport and move the fuck out of this country, this is getting to be ridiculous at this point.

  • DHS is all bent over stupid stuff while they intentionally let thousands of illegal aliens cross our borders.

  • fuck america

  • rofl... did the DHS tweet you back?

  • in 2010 i flew to iran to travel there. i did not have any visa or anything with me.

    it took me 10 min in the airport in tehran to get the visa and travel through the country without any hassle.

    tell me, why is the us so fucking paranoid? this is insane. only in america....

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  • rofl!!

  • LOL - I'll go onto twitter and retweet your tweet. tweet! tweet!! lol

  • I think we should all "retweet" their TWEETS.

  • @graceexplosion I was going to go and retweet their tweets but they've set the twitter account to private probably due to the news coverage.

  • @MarkDice You can retweet mine though, haha.

  • @MarkDice LOL - This is funny. The TSA brownshirts should wear bright red bulbs on their noses. Clowns. On the tweets from them, didn't they "quote the tweets"?? If you can think of a funny way to mock the DHS, quote their tweet, and challenge folks to retweet -- would be HILARIOUS -- and get you some press?? I'd love it. I'll retweet what you did so far -- but any way you can get creative to TWEAK the DHS with a TWEET?? :)

  • @graceexplosion I don't feel like being grilled for twelve hours. ALTHOUGH, unless you mention digging up marilyn monroes' body, and just stick to destroying america, you may be okay.

  • @onejanedoe2003 lol - that's funny. Yet, if your free speech is "chilled" by fear of the GESTAPO -- then you've come under Hitler's control by your own consent... if you think about it. Not me. I talk about destroying the evil ones in America quite often in the fires of Revelation 18. (Act of God. I've even stated that to the "NWO" - GOD is #1 on their "Terror Watch List". lol)

  • I blame the nwo..... Citizen arrest of all nwo members now!!!!

  • i want too set off a nuclear device in the usa and rape obamas children. go fuck yourself usa

  • LoL. Funny Ass Shit

  • Reminds me of the cop that said I was UNSAFE bc he followed me too close and I didn't stop for 3 stop signs. He and I were the only people at the intersections at 11pm the only chance at collision was his front bumper with my rear bumper. Having been hit this way 5 times I quit stopping 25 years ago I not only save fuel but I AVOID contact with other vehicles. I corrected the ASSHOLE I said what I did was ILLEGAL not UNSAFE I was watching where I was going not looking to see if you were the law.

  • Mean while at the HALLLS OF JUSTICE the fascists stole even more money from the people through congressional bailouts and corporate welfare. Yes children not even born yet are set to pay for the transgressions of these fascists assholes that are bankrupting this nation on a used up system requiring cheap oil. We go broke as we try to prop up a system that is beyond peak oil it is all down hill from here and they are not doing a dam thing to be proactive. We had better build rail systems !

  • Our government sucks the dick!!! I hope I don't get 'detained' for that blasphemous thought.

  • I blame the voters...

  • It's no better in the UK. During the UK riots last year, two guys from Cheshire made unrealistic comments on Facebook about starting a riot. They got 4 years in prison for it.

  • How can we get good old America back?

  • My government has embarrassed me >_>

  • they are a threat (to the fascist gov't) just by being alive and in America. its 2012 post 9/11 America, so they don't need to say a word....guilty until proven innocent, remember?

  • Now that term "destroy" is going to get the intelligencia absolutely manic. Haaaa Haaaa go ahead folks and use the term and screw with their minds.

  • i thought it was you mark dice from your title of the video  LOL

  • Did they really th