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  • Is anyone else taking "rope" out of context?

  • Twilight, get my rope.

  • That magic time when the view count is a multiple of 1,000. (56,000 views!)

  • Apparently, there are some people who don't understand just what happens when they say the name of a certain villain. Don't pretend to be immune to him; he's coming for you. Say his name once, or a hundred times, it doesn't make a difference. Either way, Candlejack is going to get

  • The taboo on Voldemort's name in the last HP book reminded me of how Candle Jack would appear at th

  • You guys are fucking noobs. CandleJack is not real and it's a stupid meme that makes no sen

  • CandleJack - I'm Gonna Need More Rope.

    Me - Things a Rapist would say.

  • Candlejack: I'm gonna need more r

  • I used to be afraid of Candlejack, but then I took an arrow to th

  • The dancing wooden man is still scarier then Candlejack could ev

  • Candlejack. There I said it nothing happened

  • I shall speak his name and NOT be kidnapped!

    *inhale*

    CANDLEJACK!!

    ...

    Ha! I'm still here! Candlejack didn't get me!

  • @finagle007 Thats because I ran out of rope

  • Candlejack will probably borrow extra rope from Jerry Sandu

  • Amateurs. Just say his name in Pig Latin: andlejackCay.

    There. That's how you outsma

  • CandleJack ^^ oh wait here he come-

  • Candlejack let me finish this post before he kidnapped me. I don't even know what it was though, so I just mentioned his kindness... of kidnapping.

  • These Candlejack jokes aren't really fun-

  • White hood

    Needs Rope

    Anyone else thinking candlejack is a member of the k

  • I love Freakazoid! ha, still, if you say candlejack, nothing really happ

  • Candlejack is a really nice guy. I mean after he takes us away after typing his name, at least he presses the "Post" button fo...

  • Wait... if you put Candlejack's name in the title, how were you able to fini

  • When everyone is taken away by Candlejack while typing, how does the comment get posted if their awa-

  • Candlejack is one badass mother

  • I know you can't SAY Candlejack, but what if you ty

  • Candlebob...wait...

  • SCREAM

  • Candlejack is some sort of pe

  • What would happen if Candle Jack said Candle Jack? I bet he'd

  • Candlejack's gonna need more ra

  • these candlejack comments make me lol, their s

  • I have found a way to avoid being captured by candlejack all yo

  • nothing happens if you say candlejack, ok everybod-

  • Who's candlejack? Some sort of pe

  • haha, Candle Jack episode is the be

  • You are all stupid pretending you cannot say Candlejack without getting cut-off mid sentence. This makes no sense, this is on Youtube god damnit, how the hell is he supposed t

  • this is so fu

  • Nigga stole mah rope

  • I find it funny how people say the meme is old and stupid, but then they still say Candlejack and get cut-off mid sente

  • @neonal18 Nobody can resist the alluring concept and simple fun of the CandleJack meme. Besides, it gives you an excuse to be lazy and finish a sent

  • "I'm gonna need more rope." God thats such a rapist thing to say.

  • @SergeantCross8 IS Candlejack a rapist? You de

  • After all Candlejack is so affably evil, don't you th

  • What is this stupid candlejack thing about? Seems pretty stu

  • in west philadelphia born and raised on a playground is where i spent most of my days chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some bball outside after school when a couple of candlejacks, they were up to no g

  • Hey its Chuck Norris. Whats happened! Noticing my facts aren't as popular or funny anymore, gettin overtaken by this 'Candlejack' fad and other new stu ...SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE! Your gonna need more rope than that to avoid gettin in the way of a roundhouse ta tha face MF

  • Your last action is usually to try to press enter to "call for help". Some make it, most don't, but the ones that don't you don't see their messages, so you assume everyone does it. Why do I know this? Because I am Candlejack and I know exactly how peo

  • Wait, how do you have enough time to POST the comment if Candle Jake takes yo

  • Candlejack is going to need more ro---

  • Why does the description end abruptly? In the description he didn't say candlejack, so he

  • @kdfsjljklgjfg The word Candlejack was still in the title, so he prob

  • @TheLisagrey Fair enough, but Candlejack is still written in two diff

  • urm shouldnt the title be "candlejack - i'm gona ne..."?

  • Candlejack is my favorite Freakazoid epi

  • Candlejack= Pedobear

  • Shouldn't the title be " CandleJack-I'm Gonna Ne

  • Candlejack

  • This meme is so stupid. How can you click the post button if Candlejack doesn't even let you finish the sen

  • @BringMeFrost

    Obviously, he clicks the "post" button for you after you say his name. It's only proper courtesy, after all. And CandleJack is nothing if not cour

  • @Yonkage Who'd thought CandleJack would be so kind and giving?

    ...No kidnap?

    He's a complete muther f

  • In Mother Russia, you kidnap Candlejack!

  • Hey, Candlejack, check this out!

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice BEETLEJ

  • Vnom, we aren't going through this again! >.< Candlejack, tell the newb that he can't use a hyphe

  • Candlejack! I said your na-

    Yes you did vnom84, yes you did.

    Signed: CJ

  • @vnom84 Newfag. Candlejack doesn't give you eno

  • Candlie got nothing on CandleChuck, he's the re

    ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xservintage If it's HIM, you can't even finish his name. See?

    CANDLECH

  • @TheDashingHero

    True, as long as Candlechu

    ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Candlejack!!!!!!!!! quick everyone hide fas

  • oh, that Jackcandle, he's a odd fell  no Candlejack, i sai

  • shouldn't this be called Candlejack - I'm gonna need more ro

  • After this episode, Candlejack probably needed a lot more rope! Just imagine all the people wh

  • Candlejack..... lol

    im still here, take that Youtubers

  • @NAZOrox don't worry he just needs more rope

  • @NAZOrox what valderrama said. once candlejack comes back with more rope, he'll

  • @NAZOrox too bad i gots them all lol

  • There's no chance of me saying Candlejack here... FU

  • beware,Candlejack has a sniper rifle.So wear your camo outf

  • Candlejack is such a fucking badass, honestly hes so well rounded, and an all around good per

  • It was Candlejack, climbin' in yo' window, snatchin' yo' pe

  • Screw Candlejack, he's nothing more than a little b

  • im not buying this not like is you say candlejack anything happens.

    see im fine just fi

  • It's not like saying Candlejack will get me kidna

  • Candlejack.

  • I love how people who are genuinely, truely tired of this overused meme always succumb to being newfags and cutting off when they type Candlejack, seriously why won't anyone jus

  • Stop it with all these ludicrous posts! Stop saying Candlejack! See? I said his name last so he can't take me aw

  • Candlejack is one of my favorite vill

  • I really love his voice.. although, I'm going to try my best not to mention his name because the name itself, Candlejack is an derivative fro

  • Guys, come on. Stop it with the Candlejack stuff. It's getting rea

  • Batman would kick his ass.

  • i swear candlejack scares the shi

  • Dude i visited his cousin niggajack the other da

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE YO PIECE OF SHI

  • Stop with this Candlejack shit its ridiculo

  • Obviously, we have Candle Jack in these woods. He's climbin' in yo windo

  • @WaitersAreTraitors Fool, CandleJack doesnt need to climb in your windows he just makes you dissap-

  • I think this is gonna be the only finished comment.

  • I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT FINISHING THEIR SENTENCES, Goddamn who knew some cartoon character would ruin a generations grammatical ability, CANDLEJACK IS NOT REA

  • Wait guys how did the guy who made the video write candle jack in the tit

  • @drmario520 Hahaha how could he write candlejack in the tit that is some crazy sh

  • Guys, the candlejack thing is not rea

  • Hahaha Candlejack is stup...

  • Candlejack's gonna need more ro

  • Hey justin beiber... say "Candle Jack". Just hurry and say it bef

  • Candlejack is a pretty cool guy. He abducts children and he doesnt afr

  • andle ack?

  • "I need to go charter a bus...."

  • Go, this Candlejack thing is just a stupid ru

  • Say Candlejack, then FIGHT! *knocks out Candlejack, ding ding ding*

  • 7 people got caught

  • Wait aren't you supposed to say Candlejack out loud? I mean typing it doesn't really cou

  • I didn't got this Candlejack joke, why everyone suddenly sto

  • we need to go to mexico and teach them how to say CANDLEJACK so they all get kidna

  • Jeez, these comments that end mid sentence are so stupid. Just because you say Candlejack doesn't mean you have to stop typi

  • God forbid Candlejack gets more rope, we'd all be fu

  • stop the candle jack meme, it's so stu-

  • @Actiomedey Newfag. He doesn't give enough time to finish your comment with a dash. Candlejack isn't that patie

  • hey look its niggers NIGGERSSSSS

    were gonna need more rope o.o

  • Aww, you didn't keep the "scream". That was the icing on the cake.

  • I don't get it... what happen if you say Candlejack?? could some one expl....

  • wat ? why would candlejack need moar ro

  • thankfully candlejack is kind enough to post the comment after he kidn

  • Candlejack's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatc

  • I only use the - when I say his name since my friends dont understand the meme without it.

    BUT I didnt want to say Candlejack becau

  • I think I understand now...see when you say candlejack he-

  • No one should say Candlejack becau

  • Candlejack? In my

  • Duuuuuuude CandleJack is gonna need mo-

  • Stop using "-" because it's obvious that Candlejack won't give you eno

  • @gobthebuster the "-" represents a sudden break in speech...

  • @UmbraFaux yeah, i meant it in typing form, if you were saying Candlejack and not typing it, you mig-

  • I'mma wait for this guy with my shotgun. Candlejack won't bel

  • Wow, some people are just stupid, DONT YOU KNOW SAYING CANDLEJACK WILL...ohhh son of a bi--

  • Once upon a time, there was 2 boys with their babysitter at home while their daddies went for the dinner, Jack and Tom. When suddenly the lights are off, the babysitter asks one of the boys if he could get a candle for em at the basement. He gets late, she gets really scared and ask to the boy's dad via cellphone if she could move the clown with the candle to the living room for them, when the dad says "get out of the house, we don't have a clown statue with a candle." Jack meanwhile wa-

  • I love how Cj just talks in a perfectly calm voice

  • At first i thought candlejack was a myth, but this proves me wro

  • lol why are dumb people said "Candlejack" after they know wh--

  • Imma give that bitch some Candlejack, bitches love Candl

  • @chriseriley9309

    "niggerjack, candlejack and over 9000 I think I'm overdosing on

    Memes I mean WAIT WHO TOOK MY PS3! This is su

  • Any of you guys remember niggerjack? That was the most sorry excuse foWHO THE HELL TOOK MY FUCKIN KFC!!!!!

  • Newfags, please stop using "-", this is bullshit because Candlejack wouldn't give you enough ti

  • Newfags, please stop using "-", this is bullshit because Candlejack wouldn't give you enough ti

  • Newfags, please stop using "-", this is bullshit because Candlejack wouldn't give you enough ti

  • candlejack isn't real, there's no way he cou-

  • Haha candlejack's not gonna ge-

  • HO SHIT ITS CANDLEJACK AND SLENDER-

  • Oh man, candlejack is a scary ass ni

  • Omg this sh$t has gotten old. It's bull whenever I go on YouTube to watch candlejack there's over 9000 comments that get cut o

  • @starrjack Vegeta what does the scouter say about how many comments there are? OVER 9000!

  • I love how he says that... Candleja-

  • it's not even funny, all those weird people under me cutting off their sentences..

    it's rather annoying lol

  • @lawlestest i agree. its really stupid to cut off a sentence after saying Candlejack. i mean co

  • man what's the beg deal about Candlejack anyw

  • As long as you dont say his name he cant get you

  • I hear that if you say kcajeldnaC backwards, you won't ge

  • I smell rape. I mean, honestly. What kind of geeks follow thes- ALL GLORY TO HYPOTOAD.

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  • With all the fangirls saying his name, there wouldn't be enough rope in the WORLD for CJ!

  • Candlejack never said Chuck Norris so Chuck wouldn't come for him. The plan failed miserably.

  • god damnit candlejack. how many more innocent children are you goi

  • candlejack for presid

  • dammit candlejack why do you have to do t-

  • candlejack can suck my fat co

  • Does no one hate the newfags that end with a '-' or '.....' after they say candlejack? That's wrong because you wouldn't have the ti

  • @kawaiimelonn Oh well played, well played.

  • @kawaiimelonn Excactly, my frie- wait where did you go? D:

  • why didnt the kids get kidnaped by candlejack? OH SHI-

  • tourettes guy: last time i said candlejack, i got fu-

  • LOL

    Candelejack: I'm gonna need mo

  • See, I'm going to think his name and not say it, that way Candlejack won't be able to kidnap me.

    Oh nu

  • @ZaxoTheZMaster Epic!

    I mean, saying "Andlejak-Cay" should be fine, because Candlejack can't understand Pig Lati-

  • Hey look Candle Jack! He's the coo.....

  • candle jack does not scar me what so ever, i mean, i can say what i want when i want... one sec som1 is at the door, hmm who the heck uses a candle and not a flash light? owell ill be right ba