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Dude it pisses me off when I come on one of these trying to get a laugh. Then when I go to comment everyone just takes these videos as an open invitation to bash Americans and Christians. I know pretty much every country makes fun of the other but it just gets annoying when nations that were strong allies suddenly have these feuds for like no reason... And pretty much all they do is stereotype the other.
Do people actually think Americans like the movie as a serious film? It's called camp. If you think that Snakes on a Plane was successful because people took it seriously, you're dumber than anyone who DOES take it seriously.
And you must be a dirty commie or someone who's country got their butts saved by USA in WW2 but later claimed they could've handled the war themselves'.
HAH! You layabouts only came into the picture after they bombed YOU! You acted a 'bit' late i think.... Millions had already died before you got off your pampered behinds.
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What difference does it make when we came in and if we needed to be provoked to join? Point is that thanks to the USA millions more were saved. Also don't forget we only didn't join atfirst thanks to congress but we still helped by sending tons of supplies.
But do you know why we got bombed? Because we cut off the supply of resources to Japan. And then we saved these Australians from having to fight by defeating Japan in numerous battles while they were on their way.
actutely you're sought of right but the reason you were attacked was because you were supplying england and Japanese found this out and we fought more battles then you but you saved us in darwin and the We Still had to fight in fact england sent many thousands of soldgiers just boys to fight and they were put under heavy fire for months and they were up aganst mounted positions artilary
Please read a history book before you comment on something you know nothing or very little about. Yes America fought hard and turned the tide in the Pacific Theatre, but if you think Australians didnt contribute then you quite frankly are a moron.
@longstreet2763 Sorry I typed that wrong. I knew Australia fought but I was saying we helped protect the country itself from attack by the Japanese. Seriously man... "moron"? Internet is full of such creativity.
@RobDog294 Ok let's be honest what sounds better. Having hundreds of millions more of our people die in a war that could've went on for years more or killing several million Japanese citizens? Yeah I know it's cruel to think of it but in the long run if I had to choose I would choose the fast way. Besides at the time wasn't Axis working on a similar weapon and would've used it on us had America taken longer?
The Axis weren't working on a similar weapon and the Japanese were on the verge of defeat before the nuclear bombs were dropped. I think the main reason the U.S. dropped the bombs was because they wanted to end the war in the Pacific before the Soviet Union got more involved in it (the Soviet Union had until that point only been fighting Japan in China and Korea). It paid off for the U.S. because they became the dominant influence over Post-war Japan.
America is a big country yet we often get lumped together as one people. So if you interview the low tier of dumbasses in our country like most people do of course the world is gonna have a poor image of us.
See Snakes on a Plane if you want to see a mindless, laugh-out-loud (at the movie as a whole due to the over the top seriousness of the ridiculous concept of some snakes running riot on a plane, and definitely not at any of the lame jokes in the movie), and pointless movie. Of and that Chaser's scene was pretty awesome too lol.
But yeah even the supposedly gorey parts were just comical in appearance. popcornlady, sorry but there wasn't even one second of that movie that even reached mildly scary or sickening. As I said, I'm sorry but you are just plain wrong...
Haha Snakes on a Plane was one of the funniest movies ever...Funnier than most comedies...Not because of jokes or anything like that but just because of the sheer stupidity, bad acting and corny plot. All in all, a fucking fantastic movie (And since sarcasm isn't immediately obvious in text I'll go ahead and point out that that sentence was brimming with it lol).
Ok fair enough then, just befor there was some dickhead saying how bad Australia because it has bad comedy in his oppinion but i rekon aussies are funnt as.
Hmm Anarchism good idea, lets all just destroy a good country, let raping looting pillaging and murder be legalised, just destroy civilisation, what an exellent notion. Your a fag you knwo that?
poofs on a bus ;) LMAO
james013able 4 months ago
I just can't wait for the sequel; "Snakes on a Train"!
blackkakari 5 months ago
@blackkakari "More Snakes on a Bigger Plane" lol,,
undeny 4 months ago
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@blackkakari "Snakes on a Train" was an actual movie. An independent one though.
VelaToNorma7 4 months ago
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HEY GUYS!! I'm a New Zealand comedian and my dream is to have a COMEDY TV PROGRAM to make people laugh their asses off and to help other up-and-coming comedians into the spotlight. i HAVE made a lot of videos that I REALLY WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out and subscribe!! Thank you xo
fruitnvege 5 months ago
they always bash americans lol
cassie7373 10 months ago
@cassie7373 no offence but its kinda hard not to...
MidnightEkaki 3 months ago
@MidnightEkaki whatevs
cassie7373 3 months ago
LOL POOFS ON A BUS
TheBeastGuy6969 11 months ago 9
LOLOL Jindabyne, soo fucking true!!
Derp1978 1 year ago
Chicks In The Bush!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago 3
"Poofs on a Bus" HAHAHA I've actually seen poofs on a bus
BoReD2HaRd 2 years ago 11
spoiled the suprise....
dieflare 2 years ago 4
Gotta love Roves remake of Snakes on a Plane: "I'm tired of these motherfucking spiders on this motherfucking hang glider!"
And then he randomly pulls out a machine gun from nowhere :P lol
Iffychan93 2 years ago 7
its the chasers not rove
BC51GU 2 years ago
I know, but I thought I'd throw that out there :)
Iffychan93 2 years ago
I have had it with these motherfucking rhinos on this motherfucking congress!
AylatheRaichu 2 years ago
brillaint.
ichewtoast111 2 years ago 5
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911 was an inside job.
DodgeVip3r 2 years ago
why are people slamming nationalities? Everyone is awesome! :)
TheTruthTTT 2 years ago 166
I don't understand why all these sketches are an invitation for loads of people to start bashing america, your best allies.
I'm European.
Just watch it and laugh!
jan150 2 years ago 10
Dude it pisses me off when I come on one of these trying to get a laugh. Then when I go to comment everyone just takes these videos as an open invitation to bash Americans and Christians. I know pretty much every country makes fun of the other but it just gets annoying when nations that were strong allies suddenly have these feuds for like no reason... And pretty much all they do is stereotype the other.
Unknownsage13 2 years ago 4
Unknownsage13 you take the words out of my mouth, everyone bashes eachother no matter how similar they are.
It's just the thrills that people get from being a dick on the internet.
jan150 2 years ago
America is no ones allie mate.
myg0tpurepunk 2 years ago 3
Do people actually think Americans like the movie as a serious film? It's called camp. If you think that Snakes on a Plane was successful because people took it seriously, you're dumber than anyone who DOES take it seriously.
SolomonJonesIsBack 2 years ago
you must be an american. only a stupid american would miss the irony
build01 2 years ago 8
I don't think the word irony means what you think it means. Why does everybody get pissed at me whenever I mention the word "America".
For the record, no, I'm not American. I just don't like bigots.
SolomonJonesIsBack 2 years ago
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And you must be a dirty commie or someone who's country got their butts saved by USA in WW2 but later claimed they could've handled the war themselves'.
Unknownsage13 2 years ago
HAH! You layabouts only came into the picture after they bombed YOU! You acted a 'bit' late i think.... Millions had already died before you got off your pampered behinds.
Jocakesful 2 years ago
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What difference does it make when we came in and if we needed to be provoked to join? Point is that thanks to the USA millions more were saved. Also don't forget we only didn't join atfirst thanks to congress but we still helped by sending tons of supplies.
But do you know why we got bombed? Because we cut off the supply of resources to Japan. And then we saved these Australians from having to fight by defeating Japan in numerous battles while they were on their way.
Unknownsage13 2 years ago
actutely you're sought of right but the reason you were attacked was because you were supplying england and Japanese found this out and we fought more battles then you but you saved us in darwin and the We Still had to fight in fact england sent many thousands of soldgiers just boys to fight and they were put under heavy fire for months and they were up aganst mounted positions artilary
RobDog294 2 years ago
@Unknownsage13
Please read a history book before you comment on something you know nothing or very little about. Yes America fought hard and turned the tide in the Pacific Theatre, but if you think Australians didnt contribute then you quite frankly are a moron.
longstreet2763 1 year ago
@longstreet2763 Sorry I typed that wrong. I knew Australia fought but I was saying we helped protect the country itself from attack by the Japanese. Seriously man... "moron"? Internet is full of such creativity.
Unknownsage13 1 year ago
@Unknownsage13 Australia had its own defense - ever heard of Kokoda?
rachg01 1 year ago 7
@rachg01 I have! being as im Australian :D
Aerous8 1 year ago
Damn Straight and when they joined they were so whossy so they lanched two nukes at japan
RobDog294 2 years ago
@RobDog294 Ok let's be honest what sounds better. Having hundreds of millions more of our people die in a war that could've went on for years more or killing several million Japanese citizens? Yeah I know it's cruel to think of it but in the long run if I had to choose I would choose the fast way. Besides at the time wasn't Axis working on a similar weapon and would've used it on us had America taken longer?
Unknownsage13 1 year ago
@Unknownsage13
The Axis weren't working on a similar weapon and the Japanese were on the verge of defeat before the nuclear bombs were dropped. I think the main reason the U.S. dropped the bombs was because they wanted to end the war in the Pacific before the Soviet Union got more involved in it (the Soviet Union had until that point only been fighting Japan in China and Korea). It paid off for the U.S. because they became the dominant influence over Post-war Japan.
owaffs 1 year ago
@owaffs holy fucking shit. just shut the fuck up. no one gives a fucking shit on what u think. geezus christ. just go die.
blazza46 8 months ago
America is a big country yet we often get lumped together as one people. So if you interview the low tier of dumbasses in our country like most people do of course the world is gonna have a poor image of us.
mobydick187 2 years ago 5
LOL poofs on a bus
DrKillinSpillin 3 years ago 37
chris taylor is the coolest kid
smellysocks182 3 years ago
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AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
OI! OI! OI!
UndercoverBr0tha 3 years ago 26
Haha poofs on a bus. What are they on about Snakes on a Plane is a terrible movie!?
weepingangels22 3 years ago
hahaha. " poofs on a bus "
mscrazychrissie 3 years ago 2
Chicks in the bush sounds great :D
tiger1chu 4 years ago 4
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See Snakes on a Plane if you want to see a mindless, laugh-out-loud (at the movie as a whole due to the over the top seriousness of the ridiculous concept of some snakes running riot on a plane, and definitely not at any of the lame jokes in the movie), and pointless movie. Of and that Chaser's scene was pretty awesome too lol.
Stumpasaurus 4 years ago
Okay Stumpasaurus, can you please just shut the fuck up now? Nobody really gives a shit.
Melodeath1234 4 years ago 8
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Haha fuck you man...I can write whatever the hell I want
Stumpasaurus 4 years ago
Yeah Stumpasaurus you love the cock
Drzchivago 4 years ago 10
@Melodeath1234 wat wat happend!
NothinG21halo 1 year ago
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But yeah even the supposedly gorey parts were just comical in appearance. popcornlady, sorry but there wasn't even one second of that movie that even reached mildly scary or sickening. As I said, I'm sorry but you are just plain wrong...
Stumpasaurus 4 years ago
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Haha Snakes on a Plane was one of the funniest movies ever...Funnier than most comedies...Not because of jokes or anything like that but just because of the sheer stupidity, bad acting and corny plot. All in all, a fucking fantastic movie (And since sarcasm isn't immediately obvious in text I'll go ahead and point out that that sentence was brimming with it lol).
Stumpasaurus 4 years ago
Hahaha!! This is hilarious. I wish America had British and Australian humour... funny!!!
Sokarjo 4 years ago 166
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apart from chasers and the wannabes movie australia cant make a good comedy for shit oh and skit house im from australia and i dont find em funny
vitie72 3 years ago
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you must have a little dick then
pinUNIT01 3 years ago
Skit house was crap!!
Riyun72 3 years ago 11
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thats because your a little communist traitor with no sense of humor
patriot6767 3 years ago
how am i a traitor i just dont like australian comdey
vitie72 3 years ago
Ok fair enough then, just befor there was some dickhead saying how bad Australia because it has bad comedy in his oppinion but i rekon aussies are funnt as.
patriot6767 3 years ago
Yer i respect that but i actually love Australia its a great place to live and we dont get much problems like disasters and stuff
vitie72 3 years ago
sounds like your a good kid then
patriot6767 3 years ago
how dare you!
qbadge3 3 years ago
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Everyones Hypocrites But Your A Patriot. Learn To Fight For Something Real. (A)narchism
timothiess 3 years ago
Hmm Anarchism good idea, lets all just destroy a good country, let raping looting pillaging and murder be legalised, just destroy civilisation, what an exellent notion. Your a fag you knwo that?
patriot6767 3 years ago
Thats anarchy, not anarchism
timothiess 3 years ago 3
Oh, sorry.
patriot6767 3 years ago
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Don't Be, Everyone Thinks What You Do.
timothiess 3 years ago
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Ok, what is anarchism?
patriot6767 3 years ago
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In all simplicity it is the world you are currently living in, without state rule. A society that is not effected by gods, kings or the government.
timothiess 3 years ago
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where the fuck did you get that definition?
marineninga 3 years ago
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Larousse pocket dictionary (Which is not pocket at all)
dantehunter 3 years ago
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your not patrio6767 unless u found the book he was using via the web then it this question was directed to him
marineninga 3 years ago
i thought it was something like that as well.. the part about not believing in any government rule anyway :p
suracs 2 years ago
fuck u
ansettaddict123 3 years ago
I agree, and I'm Australian
lizfriz 3 years ago 10
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Yes, but you're still a faggot
diabhalo 2 years ago
Such intelligience in your remark...
lizfriz 2 years ago 8
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Such faggotry in your remarks...
diabhalo 2 years ago
you guys are both australian... stop complaining xD
btw im Austrian <.<
lordblacky0512 2 years ago 2
@Sokarjo meh. they have their own humor its good to have different styles :)
0verob5cene 8 months ago
@0verob5cene american humour is just shouting and flailing your arms around
fireslat 7 months ago 9
@fireslat no it isn't, Everr heard of George carlin or Louis C.K.?
zimmyzimgir2 1 month ago
popcornlady it ant scary ok get over your self
JakeWalkr 4 years ago
wutta lil bich lmfaooo
Layzzieb0ne 4 years ago
boohoo
0717smgr1 5 years ago
guys just a word of advice - DONT SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!
just..dont!
i saw it....and it made me sick its so gruesome and lame.
dont see it! ewwwwww bad images coming back to haunt me!
=[
popcornlady 5 years ago
i saw it and i thought it was HILARIOUS! its actually on youtube so go and see it!
hargrah 4 years ago