I can't really think of a list of BAD Movies except for anything endorsed by Disney channel. But I have a list of movies that I would want you to review:
1. Star Trek 2. Terminator: Salvation (didn't see it myself) 3. Avatar 4. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 5. Chronicals of Narnia: Prince Caspien 6. Spider-Man 3 (?)
1 The Dark Knight, two and a half hours of nothing but talking...and 3 seconds of the joker killing someone with a pencil. (i know you did a good review, but i this was worse then batman and robbin)
2. Alone in the dark. shitty acting and dead people movie when their not ment to.
3. high school musical (1, 2 and 3) ... do i need a reason for this one?!
4. Twilight (and new moon) ...is this the most requested?
Actually, since it's Christmas, I have a movie for you. It's called "Santa Claus" (not the Tim Allen one). It's honestly the weirdest movie I've ever seen. I remember it because AVGN uploaded a review of it lately but seriously, it's so weird.
1 Spot - New Moon. THE Single worst movie I have ever seen.
2 - Mortal Kombat Annhilation - Embarrassing sequel and shamed the first one, which was at least entertaining for what it was imo.
3 - Power Rangers TURBO the movie - Piece of crap which shamed Power Rangers by being criminally boring and having a plot they could have fit into an episode. I loved the MMPR movie and always will tbh though
Super Mario Bros. - Well... nothing like the games. Worst. Video game. Adaption. EVER!
Thomas and the Magic Railroad - Baby movie with plot and psycho diesel... WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Epic Movie - Am I cheating by putting this one up? It's Disaster Movie with Willy Wonka
Bad Santa - I think I'm alone on this one... look, it's a bad Christmas movie that has "fuck" as the only word in the movie (practically). I don't mind swearing, but DAMN!
In the context of a nightmare on elm street movie it was bad. Nightmare has always had a sense of humour, and the reason people went to see it was to see Englund being a collossal prick to a bunch of stupid teenagers. The new one got rid of this and was just another cookie-cutter horror movie.
Actually, I think it's the other way around. The first Nightmare is deemed a classic because of it's ingenious use of Freddy as a villain. The later movies were critical failures because of the comedy element taking over and making the movies overly-cheesy. I think New Nightmare brought the series back to it's roots and had an amazing plot idea to boot.
-Thomas and the Magic Railroad: An adaptation of a series from the United Kingdom that had a lot of plot-contributing footage cut out and focused on new characters rather than the cast it was based on.
-Bionicle: Mask of Light : Too generic and predictable.
-8-Below: I hate seeing dogs being treated that way.
-Son of a Mask: Why even bother to make it? (Money)
-Aliens in the Attic: Generic, and it came out on DVD right after it left theaters. Well, where I live anyway.
@goatunkown New Moon is a million times worse - I could let Twilight pass and see why people liked it - But New Moon, HELL NO. Worst Movie Ever Made award.
I can't really think of a list of BAD Movies except for anything endorsed by Disney channel. But I have a list of movies that I would want you to review:
1. Star Trek 2. Terminator: Salvation (didn't see it myself) 3. Avatar 4. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 5. Chronicals of Narnia: Prince Caspien 6. Spider-Man 3 (?)
Blode4 1 year ago
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
Please. <3
aronnian 1 year ago
@aronnian Shit posted that wrong. Didn't watch the whole thing
aronnian 1 year ago
1. twilight
2. the day the earth stood still(keanu reeves version)
3. watchmen
4.avatar
5.harry potter and the chamber of secrets
naruto6755 1 year ago
1. Twilight Fuck you Robert Pattinson! go get Killed by voldemort all over again!!!)
2.9 (that Tim Burton movie with the dolls. i know that you hate Tim Burton.)
3.Order of the Phoenix(my least favorite Harry Potter movie. mind you I'm a die hard Harry Potter fan.)
4.New Moon(Kristen Stewart's a whore!!! For God's sake choose someone already you bitch!!!)
5.Giratina and the Sky Warrior(My least favorite Pokemon movie.)
....Well there you have it.
gmxproductions010 1 year ago
1.twighlight (just plain gay)
2.michel bay transformers(ruined transformers completly)
3.meet the spartans(just because i heard you hate it)
4.epic movie(just shitty)
5.cloverfield(same as epic movie)
jakeru01 2 years ago
1. cloverfield
reason: rubbish plot, they keep saying "it's alive" for no reason, you don't care about the characters at all, the ending is shit.
2. twilight
reason: a vampire movie based on a shitty novel... need i say more....?
3. High School Musical (1-3)
reason: movies with shitty acting, shitty songs, a shitty plots.
4. Snakes on a plane
reason: not funny at all.
5. Hannah Montanna the movie
reason: a movie about a stupid fucking bitch that thinks she can sing.
TheDarklordganon 2 years ago 3
Um, Fanbrats are here you know, be careful. I'm not a fanbrat, I just worry the back lash.
OathKeeperRiku07 2 years ago
Manos the hands of fate:
i could explain but there isnt a good amount of character count to do so
its so bad
JasperCorp 2 years ago
1 The Dark Knight, two and a half hours of nothing but talking...and 3 seconds of the joker killing someone with a pencil. (i know you did a good review, but i this was worse then batman and robbin)
2. Alone in the dark. shitty acting and dead people movie when their not ment to.
3. high school musical (1, 2 and 3) ... do i need a reason for this one?!
4. Twilight (and new moon) ...is this the most requested?
5. ANY chick flick!
meerkat1monkey 2 years ago
Twilight sucks and you should do a review of how shitty and gay it is.
Twilight ruins peoples' relationships and friendships.
Ron, did you know I can impersonate your vioce and Tom's voice and FTA's voice?
SmallvilleSoraKent 2 years ago
@SmallvilleSoraKent
i don't like twilight at all, but i don't think it's the worst movie ev-.... yeah ok. fuck that movie!
trainboy555 2 years ago
I heard that the Blue's Brothers sequel was shit, forgot what it was called though.
Issiluzza08 2 years ago
its called barney's great adventure
KAIROX4EVR 2 years ago
there used to be a barney movie try to find the movie is just bad worse then twight and new moon put together
KAIROX4EVR 2 years ago
1 Yugioh the movie. it makes no sense if you didn't watch the anime or play he card game.
2 district 9. it a horrible atempt an alien invasion documentary and the actiony bits aren't really all that good most of them are laughable.
Suzumushi100 2 years ago
1.hannah montana the movie(do i need a reason)
2.santa's slay(it's santa going around murdering people)
3.guyver(acting is shit and the plot is nothing like the anime)
4.dragon wars (they dont look like dragons.retarded plot)
5.the titanic (over-rated as hell)
primal2020 2 years ago
Troll 2, just download it of xbxo live
TheHeroicComms 2 years ago
The Mummy 3- killed the franchise need i say more and brandon
Twilight- as it basically a bad fanfic of romeo and juilet
Jumper- the story was retarded and the acting was wooden
DOOM- well the rock is in it and that basically makes you know its a bad movie
High School Musical - well i could give you a number of reasons why this sucks but i wont be able to fit it in to this comment .
Well theres my five - MegaTominator
MegaTominator 2 years ago
1.Buckaroo Bonzie. That was the boringist movie I ever saw
2.War of the Worlds 2 (the resent one) This is SHIT 2 THE MAX.
3. BIONICLE The Legend Reborn. BIONICLE is awesome. This movie is not.
4.Twilight. Need I say more?
5.New Moon. See above.
ForestTowncomms 2 years ago
The nightmare before xmas. its to long with the bare minimum in it and its over rated.
TheMoiveReviewDude 2 years ago
Review Batman & Robin.
GameMan777 2 years ago
Actually, since it's Christmas, I have a movie for you. It's called "Santa Claus" (not the Tim Allen one). It's honestly the weirdest movie I've ever seen. I remember it because AVGN uploaded a review of it lately but seriously, it's so weird.
TheWanderingColossus 2 years ago
I've not watched many bad movies but here is a couple I can recall:
1. Titanic, The Animated Musical- (I only had it because it came free with the DVD player my family bought) Really sucks.
2. Epic Movie- Not epic in the slightist.
3. Dinosaurs (The Disney CGI film)- Soooo boring.
4. Jack Frost- Wasn't horrible but still crap.
5. Date Movie- Pure bullshit!
Though I havn't seen Twilight, I still know how bad it is. Good luck greatzombieron.
DarkSpineScott 2 years ago
twilight, new moon we know they suck but we want it anyway
slaterguy44 2 years ago
1.Super Mario Bros. - what was Nintendo thinking they musta soked suttin?
2.Street Fighter - Need i say more?
3.Mortal Kombat - good game...shit film
4.Twilight... Christ on a bike... Vampires? Seriously who can read minds and shit... no just no...
5.Dragonball - One of the GREATEST Anime's fucked up by Hollywood Way to go morons....
Well there's my five movies think well and enjoy
~MysticPez
Mysticpez 2 years ago
Komodo it dares to say from the special effects creator of Jurassic Park.
wub111 2 years ago
Eragon - Horrible movie based on a good book: they pretty much excluded so much of the book
DragonBall Evolution - America made good anime go bad.
Twilight - Good God, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter really needs to hunt those vampires down, so that they can sparkle to death.
Can't think of anymore movies that I hate, so I'll just leave it at that.
DAK075 2 years ago
1 Spot - New Moon. THE Single worst movie I have ever seen.
2 - Mortal Kombat Annhilation - Embarrassing sequel and shamed the first one, which was at least entertaining for what it was imo.
3 - Power Rangers TURBO the movie - Piece of crap which shamed Power Rangers by being criminally boring and having a plot they could have fit into an episode. I loved the MMPR movie and always will tbh though
4 - Digimon The Movie - W.T.F. did I just watch?
5 - Dragon Wars - SO Bad...
6 - Any Uwe Boll movie.
Heroesrock09 2 years ago
Street Fighter- It's a horrible adaptation of something that's GOOD.
Devil Fish- It's a poorly made Jaws ripoff.
The Final Sacrifice- A poorly made, confusing movie. I don't even know what the plot was.
300- It's so long and boring, with nothing happening. Except the fights (of course).
The Screaming Skull- See the reason for The Final Sacrifice.
BlackHawkOmega 2 years ago
I dont watch bad movies but here are a few that I can think of.
1) Twilight-I would LOVE to see you rip apart that movie
2) TMNT 3-That movie was BAD
3) Super Mario Brothers Movie-Oh dear LORD
4) Meet the Spartians-just no.
5) Doogle-I hated that movie
I would especially LOVE to see Twilight fall down to your power but, whatever you do is fine. :)
~Raxel~
Raxel1447 2 years ago
juno- dude its a movie about a pregnant girl thats fucked up
thats the only movie ive seen that i HATE I MEAN HATE
pokeman500 2 years ago
Jingle all the way. why? because it is the worst christmas movie ever...well one of
IamMullet 2 years ago
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie - Stupid, stupid movie that has nothing to do with the series
Twilight - I STILL have not stopped throwing up
Super Mario bros - So bad Tom and Al didn't finish the job
Street Fighter movie - Just really stupid overall
Friday the 13th remake - One of the worst remakes I have ever seen
GoldStorm07 2 years ago
Meet the Spartans- Nothing more than a 90 minute gay joke with multiple pop culture references.
Super mario Bros. movie- A truly terrible adaptation of one of the most famous game series of all time.
scary movie 3- Like any Scary Movie after 2, full of nothing but tasteless jokes, bad acting, bad scripting, and impossible amounts of pop references.
Kangaroo Jack- the entire plot about a kangaroo making off with 50,000 dollars is just stupid.
Scary Movie 4- See scary movie 3 description
cancerboy153 2 years ago
The Great Zombie Ron - Worst Video Game adaptation EVER!
64 Nintendos for Tom - 64 minutes of porn and Jews.
The Fastest Thing Alive - NO! JUST FUCKING NO!
Comments of Hellfire - Dialogue heavy. Needed more shit to care about.
Sonic Movie Collection - Horrible sequel. THEY LEFT OUT AMY'S LAST SCENE!!!
SonicMovies 2 years ago 5
Super Mario Bros. - Well... nothing like the games. Worst. Video game. Adaption. EVER!
Thomas and the Magic Railroad - Baby movie with plot and psycho diesel... WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Epic Movie - Am I cheating by putting this one up? It's Disaster Movie with Willy Wonka
Bad Santa - I think I'm alone on this one... look, it's a bad Christmas movie that has "fuck" as the only word in the movie (practically). I don't mind swearing, but DAMN!
Barney's Great Adventure - See title.
yungerrapper 2 years ago
Millions - Childish at some points and just weird
Magic Round About - Good Voices, Bad Movie
FireHouse Dog - as if there won't enough Dog Movies... stupid in all honesty
can't think of any more, don't own alot of movies
crazycrashking105 2 years ago
1.Snakes on a Plan-only good thing about the movie was Samuel L, Jackson
2. The Spirit-what ruined the movie, Samuel L. Jackson
3. Doogle-no, just no
4. Meet the Spartans-a couple good jokes, that's it!
5. The Happening-even M, Night has bad days
JResc2010 2 years ago
I would suggest Nightmare On Elm Street 2, most of the movies were great, but the newer one or the second one were terrible.
SideWaysThinker 2 years ago
Nightmare on Elm Street 2, Ron. I agree with this comment.
Although, if by "the newer one" you mean New Nightmare then I disagree, that was one of the best thriller movies (with horror elements) ever made.
TheWanderingColossus 2 years ago
In the context of a nightmare on elm street movie it was bad. Nightmare has always had a sense of humour, and the reason people went to see it was to see Englund being a collossal prick to a bunch of stupid teenagers. The new one got rid of this and was just another cookie-cutter horror movie.
SideWaysThinker 2 years ago
Actually, I think it's the other way around. The first Nightmare is deemed a classic because of it's ingenious use of Freddy as a villain. The later movies were critical failures because of the comedy element taking over and making the movies overly-cheesy. I think New Nightmare brought the series back to it's roots and had an amazing plot idea to boot.
TheWanderingColossus 2 years ago
Mamma Mia: Bland, childish, mild
Australia: Little to do with the country, and constantly fools you into thinking the story is over
Moulin Rogue: Good ending, but the rest is like watching paint dry
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Has Russell Brand in it, set in a bad location, and nothing but sex jokes
National Treasure: Brits as bad guys = Overused, racist cliche
TheVodkaHaze 2 years ago
In the first National Treasure wasn't the guy an Aussie?
PacoTacoCommentaries 2 years ago
The villain in national treasure was Sean bean, a very prolific British actor who is, ironically, a national treasure.
greatzombieron 2 years ago
The villains being British doesn't make the movie bad, but National Treasure had enough other things wrong with it.
PacoTacoCommentaries 2 years ago
-Thomas and the Magic Railroad: An adaptation of a series from the United Kingdom that had a lot of plot-contributing footage cut out and focused on new characters rather than the cast it was based on.
-Bionicle: Mask of Light : Too generic and predictable.
-8-Below: I hate seeing dogs being treated that way.
-Son of a Mask: Why even bother to make it? (Money)
-Aliens in the Attic: Generic, and it came out on DVD right after it left theaters. Well, where I live anyway.
HawkingFord 2 years ago
Twilight.
That fills up all 5 bad spots for me.
even more, actually.
So that's my contribution.
goatunkown 2 years ago
@goatunkown New Moon is a million times worse - I could let Twilight pass and see why people liked it - But New Moon, HELL NO. Worst Movie Ever Made award.
Heroesrock09 2 years ago
@Heroesrock09 didn't see New Moon, all I know is Twilight was bad enough to ruin my retinas and rip out my ear drums.
goatunkown 2 years ago
Dragonball Evolution-Its from the oringal dragonball seris not dbz i could go more into detail but meh.
American Pie-everything after american wedding.
Super Mario Bros.-yeah
Transformers 1,2-Megan Fox ruins everything.
and finally
Twilight 1,2-Come on you have to.
pschill18 2 years ago
Spy Kids 3-D: really bad CGI
Monster House: Boring and rather disgusting
Transformers 2: just Stupid
Super mario movie: Worst adaptation ever
Twlight: Do I have to say anything
emeralddude19 2 years ago
super mario movie is to bad to review -_-
SebaSneakers 2 years ago
this is not important but is that a scott pilgrim poster
trimute 2 years ago
Its a limited edition one, one of the 50 or so in england. : )
greatzombieron 2 years ago
nice just started reading it a little bit a go great book/manga
trimute 2 years ago