@sandarce The animals are the most important part. Cause, I mean, it's not just about waitresses, right? Alligators like tips too. Some gnu ears, a chunk of springbok, it's all appreciated.
@raymondcrooke You shouldn't feel obligated to tip the dinosaurs, as in most cases they do earn at least minimum wage, but please do consider leaving a gratuity for good service, as their job is demanding, especially seeing their forelegs are poorly adapted for such tasks.
na na na na dinosaur... I love it!
guitmartiman 2 months ago
Lol, love the end.
RielleQ 2 months ago
I especially like that last part about the animals :-D
sandarce 2 months ago
@sandarce The animals are the most important part. Cause, I mean, it's not just about waitresses, right? Alligators like tips too. Some gnu ears, a chunk of springbok, it's all appreciated.
matthewvaughan 2 months ago
You certainly come up with some interesting songs from that book, Matthew.
Should we also tip the dinosaurs, gorillas and alligators?
raymondcrooke 2 months ago
@raymondcrooke You shouldn't feel obligated to tip the dinosaurs, as in most cases they do earn at least minimum wage, but please do consider leaving a gratuity for good service, as their job is demanding, especially seeing their forelegs are poorly adapted for such tasks.
matthewvaughan 2 months ago
Yup, definitely a hard job.
SirCoughsalot 2 months ago
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Darn good song, Matt. I wrote one with a like theme: "Queen of the Truckstop". Merry Christmas to you.
...Bill
cariboubill 2 months ago
great one!
TenaciousFlea 2 months ago
@TenaciousFlea Thanks, man.
matthewvaughan 2 months ago