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  • pervert

  • get a hooker and finally feel the real thing

  • ...greasy!

  • PLZ ANSWER THIS do you have to sign for these things when they arrive?

  • @bumbacla1 If its shipped by Fedex or UPS, yes you do. if its by USPS, you don't have to. the box is plain white, so its not going to show a big dick sleeve on the side.

  • I cracked at the "pays it" and "cramp in hand" LOL

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  • This guy be BETA to the max.

  • mom, dad this is my new girlfriend :D

  • ie wiping your chest off ahahahhahahahhah

  • Greatest line in this video.

    "I mean it's only 60 dollars right? Sounds expensive, but if you do it several times a week, it'll pay for itself eventually" hahaha :)

  • Just got mine yesterday, its a little bigger than my dick but the perfect size to fit in my asswhole. Overall 9/10

  • this guys never gonna get laid

  • Well part of your problem is that real pussy isn't smooth, it feels that way for the most part because a vagina is over saturated with moisture. I'm guessing you didn't buy any lube for your FleshLight, or warm it up as suggested. If you have sex depending on how rough you are it sounds like the girl is farting through her pussy because air is being forced in and out, and their is a one way air flow lol. So the cap design isn't all that bad. But next time go for texture.

  • why don't you compare it to real pussy?

  • @H00dN3rdz because he has never touched a real one remember?

  • I think he's partially joking/partially serious. I can't really tell from his other videos.

  • To cure everyones bitching about girlfriends, all you need is one that does uses one of these for you :)

  • God damn this guy can't b serious about cramping his hand after 3 minutes tops...and how can he compare if he's a virgin...and why is he complaining about price when he didn't even pick a textured one ...Fuckin idiot haha

  • dude, you are FUCKED

  • what kind of packaging does it come in?

  • what's with all the faggots calling you a virgin? it's a decent review y'all

  • 0:26 no it isnt

  • HAHA LOL FUCKING VIRGIN. YOU TITO MADAFACA.

  • Haha loser spent 70$ on a fake pussy could of went on a date and got some real pussy and FYI you can beat the original cause with that pussylight thing u still jerking off basically

  • do they make them bigger? aha

  • @Tiger420Oscar

    WHY would you want it looser? lmfao xD

  • The only good thing about a Fleshlight is that it can´t speak or scream like real bitches do haha :P

  • haha

  • You're hilarious man!

    Respect.

  • I really hope that you are trolling.. Because that was just painfully pathetic, in a funny way :P

  • PLEASE LADIES! someone for the love of god show this nieve fella the pleasures of your real vagina's

  • where is the metal thing u see in the advertisments

  • Lmao, this guy cums on his chest?!

    Ahahahahaha

  • When a girl has a dildo, she's cool, modern, liberated and all that jazz, but when a guy has a fleshlight, he's a pathetic jerk off. That's just great. :P

    ps. you're hilarious!

  • wtf 

  • I don't know why everybody is such a dick to him.

  • Dude, seriously, you can't beat the real thing. That thing would feel like a dead woman, you do know the vagina constantly contracts and retracts right?

  • Have you checked out Bad Dragons vaginas?

    I have a Fleshlight WonderWave pussy and Fleshlight TurboTube mouth and I really like them very much. So I thought about why not buy a husky and a mare pussy.

    I wonder what their next pussy gonna be. Perhaps a cucumber or a melon ^^

  • who needs women when you got this

  • TMI! who the fuck unloads all over their chest? Gross

  • i could just imagine your parents hearing the cap raddling and going, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and then they here the wheezing and they got "WHAT THE SHIT?"

  • fuck all you guys, I don't have anything against the flesh light. If anything, it keeps my penis out of trouble 99.9% of the time.

  • Dude, I'm 18 and I've felt it, my gfs of course ;)

  • Dude how old are you to have never felt the real thing?

  • There very expensive, I may try E-Bay...

  • @OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ used :D

    

  • Whats the big deal about him having not felt the real thing? Neither have I. As he said in another video, some people (probably the majority) get chances to experience it, and some don't. I went to an all boys school, and am very shy anyway. Girls expect guys to start anything. if it really comes to it I may pay for the real thing. (not ideal, but oh well haha).

  • Best review of pretty much anything on Youtube. :)

    5/5

  • If your penis couldn't move, how about lubing it. God.

  • 3:05 best line ever dude....

  • How old are you ?!

  • @angerock49 I'll give you a hint. Go to his homepage and look under his info. Come on people.

  • @jbrind00 That was a bit ironic but well. Thanks.

  • @angerock49 I guess I did just say cum on people.

    Good eyes.

  • @jbrind00 Haha I hadn't even thought of it :D Good eyes you !

    I was being ironic about the how old are you, I didn't really care.

    That was a bit mean, actually quite stupid.

    PS: I thought he'd be like 45 ^^

  • I get hard just having my fleshlight sitting near me with its cap on.

  • id get this shit and not be ashamed you cant always get pussy, but aye if you got a fleshlight youll always get it. i heard it feels better than pussy anyways so why not no diseases no waiting on your bitch to stop having her period. no complaing haha

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  • @TempestSky13 lol shuddup your a waste of oxygen breathing being. you have no point what so ever to exist on this planet. can't believe you actually took the time to go thru my account to see what i looked up LMFAO.

  • @TempestSky13 oh so you delete you comment towards me? lol harass me all u want girl i'm loving it ! :)

    Btw, unblock me u jerk so u can talk shit to me. and so i can talk shit back :)

  • HAHA, He said "IE, wiping your chest off..."

  • I almost died when he explained the cramping of his masturbation hand.. Epic..

  • "It's not there right now, because Ive already used it"

  • is this .. real? or an act? omg it's brilliant

  • You are god.

  • well, your penis is not able to move if its closed all the way, and theres this weezing noise.... XD LMFAO

  • " every time ur going up and down.."

  • I am literally in tears right now. God fuck, this is hilarious!

  • This guy must be trolling

    

  • jeez yall give the guy a break. thanks for the review man, and i do have to say, sex is great, but way more complicated then it is enjoyable until your married probably, becuase you got risk hidden STDs on the partner that doesnt show untill later, risk of pregnancy, birthcontrol, may types of constant condom frusterations, relationships, confusing emotions, lubes, setting the partners moods, etc. not something to be in a rush for i promise. enjoy your toy, becuase atleast it never bitches! :D

  • Are you sure you aren't making the wheezing noise? jk jk lol

  • not to be a troll, but isnt it just easier to get a girl? I mean, whacking off is great, but dont you think if youre getting this into banging yourself its time to sit and think about life?

    I thought this was made for people who wanted to be kinky with a partner....

  • very great video mate, nice review im gettin one lolz, nice accent btw :P

  • Oh, and everyone knocking this, saying it's for virgin losers who need to get the real thing. Think about it, this is a great stamina builder. Any guy who's had sex knows how incredibly difficult is it not to "pop." You can sit around with this and use it as much as you like. Whatever speed you like too. It can quickly turn a 2 minute man into a 20 minute man. Eventually you might even be able to blast away like a male porn star and not even blow. It's well worth the money for this reason alone.

  • If you think this just feels "ok" then there's probably something wrong with your dicks nerves and you probably won't even like the real thing very much. Most guys think this feels just as good as real vag, some even think it feels better. I hope you were using it properly. You need to soak it in warm water for a good 10 minutes or so and lube it up real good too. If you don't do that, it's definitely not going to feel as good as the real thing.

  • do they sell black pussies?

  • @Gabester64 at fleshlight com they do

  • Dude,,,You gotta loose it bro>!!!!!

  • dude im fifteen, and ive gotten more ass than you

  • @12drew3465 You probably have more STDs aswell.

  • @CookieMadZara I probably do, nothing a little penicilin cant clear up

  • @12drew3465 you fuck ass? you probably have 'shit dick'

  • @PiranhaJaw22 hell yeah

    

  • @PiranhaJaw22 anal actualy feels allot better.You should call a hooker or something,cause your missing out.

  • @hillshirefarms1 here's another idiot who thinks having a girlfriend solves all problems

  • @hillshirefarms1 Why be so horrible? Im 16 and i only just lost my virginity to my girlfriend and if i am honest i wish i didn`t. Why you may ask? Well men think about sex every 7 seconds and when your a virgin you see a hot girl or celebrity and wonder what they look like naked. Once you see them/fuck them you dont wonder any more.

  • @hillshirefarms how can he get a girlfriend? have u seen him? his mouth goes from ear to ear and half of his face is forehead!

  • @hillshirefarms1

    Lmao, you got butt raped by him.

  • @hillshirefarms1 its funny how this guy who gets so much ass is looking at a flashlight review......

  • @hillshirefarms1 so mastrubating is weird?

    get a life please

  • @12drew3465 bet u have aids or herpes lawl

  • @xifumouse id bet it too :)

  • @12drew3465 you havent your equivalent to this guy.

  • @WhoYouNotMe damn, you caught me

  • @12drew3465 ik i did,baby dick.

  • @WhoYouNotMe thats a little generous dont you think?

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  • @12drew3465 Ass shaped fleshlight, in other words.

  • whats wrong with being a virgin? you feel the same way even if yur not...

  • get laid dude

  • im gonna have to agree with that dude like its pretty sad that you've never felt a real pussy.. and dont us that epididymitis excuse like comeon man

  • " i have nothing to compare to this to besides my hand" nice.

  • a weasing noise everytime you go up and down....hmm....sounds like a 70 year old prostitute, not that i would no what a 70 year old prostitute sounds like.

  • How thick is the fleshlight? I'm not talking myself up here, but my erection is 2 inches thick at the base. Will the fleshlight accomodate that?

  • @PR0GRAMMING u can adjust it as tight ass u want it ive tryed these things once and it feels exactaly like a real pussy

  • If you find your penis can't move at full suction, it's a sign that your physical strength is that of a starving ethopian, not that the sex toy is poorly designed.

    Alternatively I found that kidnapping a schoolgirl and chaining her up in my basement makes for an awesome sex toy.

  • hahahahahahaha

  • you should just try to get the reall thang mann

  • @jo2na2th8an so doing both is impossible? i have a girlfriend and i still jerk off when shes not around and id rather this then my own fist for when she is not present

  • @unholychunk hmm you made a good point

  • lol " this is possibly better than the real thing" no... not possible... lol

  • @SxeScotty but less expensive.

  • pliable..

  • my hand never cramps up.lmao

  • i'm sorry but what do you do with the device when you jizz in it?!...

  • @tchand90 You take the soft lining out and it rinses out under the faucet

  • @tchand90 or you pull out lmao!

  • lmfaooooooooooooooo wtf?!?!?!?!

  • this was so frakn funny tho

  • wotta funny guy,is that ur real voice,and i like the bit about the ceiling haha. and ur hand cramps,my hand never crampt in all my life,so you must really get at it lol. and you havnt had sex so you cant really complain lol. its all good tho. i was actually thinkn of getn one,but i see they make cheaper brands that dont really cost anything but wot a few movies tickets would be

  • 2 min lol

    

  • "its not here right now.... cus eh.. i alredy used it" XD

  • i dont think that most people found the humor in that...i sure did

  • creepy

  • I just order mine

  • @colinzyrek

    hahahahahahah!!!!!!! ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE JUST WATCHING THESE LAUGHING AT ALL OF YOU!

    Get your dick touched man.

  • @Jewtuberr hahahaha im fucking kidding! i was doing the same thing fuck these single dudes that get no pussy

  • lol No cleanup involved ie "wiping your chest off" lol. I laughed my ass off. What guys blows his load on his own chest?

  • @Bekka077 i do? when you are sitting infront of your computer jerking off while watching japanese porn, you would naturally ejaculate on your chest?

  • will you please just go get some fucking pussy. trust me... it is not going to kill you.... pleeeaaase i'm begging you, that is what hookers are for

  • You are fcuking genius, i love your video. Pls make more videos :)

  • would it be wrong if I got one since im 15? lol I want one!!

  • How many times do you use this a day? I use it 5 times a day.

    Hurr hurr hurr hurr

  • Why does he sound like the grinch?

  • I love the was you say celling!

  • lol. That is all.

  • what i find is there is way to much suction and your penis is unable to move. XD hahaha

  • I wouldnt go for the 'clear' version

  • @MeteorArmageddon

    why not? whats wrong with the clear one? dont like looking at your penis?

  • @RaikaSTi

    I dont think you like females looking at your penis.

  • @Jewtuberr

    wtf? who wouldnt want a girl to look at their penis? probably you

  • i dont know what to comment..

  • i have had sex many times and i do not no half the vagina terms that you no lol

  • Omg this guy is the fukn man!! " i.e wiping your chest off !! Hahahaha

  • wow i didnt know that :P

  • 'I have not felt the real thing'. Most epic line in a video review ever.

  • looks worn out tbh :P

  • he hasnt felt a real one before but notice how he knows all the parts! lol creep! lol

  • @traysmith1992 if you dont know the parts you are just pretty stupid or havent looked at them yet. im 15 and i know most of the parts too...

  • Lmao.

  • .....go get a girlfriends and get a real pussy. oh wait i see why you havent

  • lol

  • is this guy serious?

  • i just bought one today and a litre of jizz came out

  • You sir are a pioneer of a new type of comedy, I don't know what to call it but its good.

  • Please tell me ur joking

  • why have you not felt the real thing?!?!

  • why :S WTF DUDE

  • this is fucking hilarious. balls to you for posting this.

  • real nice review! thanks..

  • Fortunately I have felt the real thing, but I can count the number of times on one hand. The fleshlight is pretty good, definitely not the real thing.

  • 'I have not felt the real thing' No way! Get outta town!

  • Damn you are roughing up the fleshlight.

    You are lucky that is not a real girl, she would render you a black-eye.

  • lmao i just did a review,i shud make it a video response

  • lol you have ballz

  • All I can say again is wow!

  • It looks so damn fun. It even looks fun to play with without needing to have intercourse with it. I ordered mine with 2 day shipping last night around 11pm so hopefully I will be able to get it by Friday.. I just ordered the sleeve so now I need to find something to store it in until I can get the case..

  • it takes 20 mins for you to spurt u must be old

  • can you explain why youve never felt a girls lips before, like seriously that shits disturbing, just go to a club, get drunk, get a skank drunk, and get laid.

  • @brianpeppers5ft2  and get epididymitis? No thanks.

  • @PiranhaJaw22 lmao!

  • @PiranhaJaw22 i salute you for still being a virgin