10 Things You Shouldnt Do In Public Toilet

[pandamax07]

Dam number 1, 2, and 6 are impressive

[MegaJones123]

#9 hahaha that's hilarious =D

[tomlover2]

lol who would do this ?

[TheInvaderphantom]

I know what 3 is!;)

[Chainsaw1223]

What is 10?

[TheReaper2002]

i mean cmon am i the only one who does #3?

[zachlukas13]

i saw #1 on my first day of high school

[shadow80081]

saw a kid do a #9 in school

[DestroyerSword]

LOL i saw a kid at my school do a #9 it was not pleasant

[Triquetrafilms]

Check out the woman's version of this on our page

[medicsoldier22]

WTF AWARD GOES TO NO.9!!!!!! CONGRATS...

[AkaHugo1]

I saw a #6 in mcdonalds...

[aqmar101]

i saw a #9 once at mcdonalds....

[Boeing747type8]

number #9 was a classic in the first grade of my school

[TheGeek1028]

And that's why you never, EVER say, at a drive in, "A #9, please..."

[s23b]

Only after I have finished my business in the train station bathroom in Madrid have I observed that everyone was looking at the guy right next to me.

He was MASTURBATING the entire time.

So no, I'm not impressed.

[JIGSAWHOFFMAN11]

wow german people are weird....

[antonioscheel]

@JIGSAWHOFFMAN11 ah no German people are AWESOME!!!/random

[TheMeekoD2]

u ever heard of english translatin for number 10?

[gordana1957]

This was hysterical, but I'm blocked from sharing it because apparently it's abusive..!! wha??? its comedy !!you dickleshniztensz!!!

[nickelliott11]

Number9

[Panoskol]

why is it that Germans can't be funny? Its like genetically impossible



[Streif337]

@Panoskol

WHAT? WE ARE NOT FUNNY? WE ARE FUNNY! I PROVE:

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he got the gas bill! What a brilliant joke. Charming and brilliant and funny at the sam time!

OK, another one:

Why is it that Asian people have those tiny little narrow eyes? It's because they live in the east where the sun rises, meaning they are much more closer to the sun meaning they can't open their eyes like we can.

Yes, that one was brilliant aswell. WE ARE FUNNY! GET IT OR WE SHALL CRUSH YOU!

[Vinco]

@Streif337 while germans probably are funny elsewhere, these jokes don't work at all. a decent sense of acerbic wit would have sufficed.

[jamieclark333]

@Streif337  Hiel

[Streif337]

@jamieclark333

ZURUCK!

[CrzayMazy]

I do 5 all the time

[Ed534]

I'm sure there were a lot of things they couldn't show on YouTube. ;-)

[adriadis]

1 more thing you shouldnt do is /watch?v=iOFqHsDPyoI&feature=r­elated

[n6rut0]

@adriadis You just told us NOT to watch your video.

[adriadis]

@n6rut0 its not even mine.... watch sth before you say anything

[TheBoomTube]

LOL

[CountryGirl5077]

aaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! no.6!

[david1991rules4life]

Hahaha seen this guy for drugs and driving, this guy is fucking hilarious!

[DblSwrdUser]

#7 isit possible?



[xXRussiaChanXx]

Who is this Comedian?!

[VioletVoiceDesaster]

@xXRussiaChanXx Micheal Kessler, he's German.

[xXRussiaChanXx]

@VioletVoiceDesaster Thank you! He's hilarious XD

[Pittking86]

absolutely hilarious, mind you if the dude next to me took a photo of my knob, i probably shove that phone down his throat..lol

[MawCowbell]

balls

[DISEASEOFNORM]

When I was in elementary school I did #9.

[OrochiLove]

Great xD

[chrisamazingskater1]

One of my friends did #9 at the school restroom before XD

[MisterNickOtine]

@chrisamazingskater1 in my school too! not my friends though. also in the sink, but the kid who did it stepped in his own shit and tracked it out the door.

[13KRIZZY]

LMAO 8 && 9 XD

[MegaFearce]

I think he loves dicks

[Albanez39]

#7 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 

[akatanwmastos0]

number 8 was the funniest lfmao

[matrix2507]

lol i like 6 most xD

[mariofreak1975]

number 7 was the funiest

[TheBadameco]

@mariofreak1975 no! 9 is the funiest

[HeartYukitty]

GOD!

[Krallify]

whats the name of the actor??

[eigenART09]

@Krallify michael kessler...search for "manta manta, cowboy boots" xD

[Eyseq]

7 jest Najzajedwabistrzejszy :DDD

[ChargedCMOS]

only german humour could have ended with this video

[19takkie73]

great,.....!!!!!! lol ;-))

[DistendedPerinium]

I have actually seen the results of #9 while doing janitorial work.

[azerbish]

this guy is hilarious!!!!!

[TboltHurricane]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... URINAL SHIT ON YOU. . .

[TheRachakins]

i love this guy! he's so funny

[Xachz]

i think at 10 he trying to compare th dicks i THINK

[AikoMonster]

hahahahahahhaa NUMBER 7!!!!

[robertinoEVIL]

....forgot to put masturbation

[DirtyRottenTyler]

In german, peeing is a social activity.

[tomhalsall6726]

i dont even speak german and that was still funny

[redasho1]

haha number 6!! I wonder will these be as funny if I wasn't so stond x)

[mmgoicochea]

number 9... like wtf? XD was #6 the funniest...

[Swordofswordom]

I MUST DO NUMBER 9!

[kathrynsue1986]

7EW 8 lol 9 ew

[tzar4o]

i saw a #9 once in mcdonalds....

[serenhedges]

@tzar4o lolz

[BIGJ8808]

@tzar4o i had clean up a #9 when i worked at mcdonalds...

[TheGuyWhoHatesInk]

@tzar4o my friend told me someone did a #9 once at his school xD

[streetfightwannabe]

homo

[Vojtakrasa]

This is very good

[adxblet]

7 xDDD

[Avatar230594]

I wanna do #7

[djeo890]

lot of laughs...ohh :))

[thebunsters1]

3 & 5 win

[CorBinKaY76]

I do #1 all the time haha

[hellerbird]

its funnier because i dont understand the language! mazeltov!

[Blackfile07]

number 9 should have been number 2

[greatswindle]

stupid shit

[MrTURBOJOHN]

OMFG number 9 pwns

[greg311086]

7 and 9 made me actually laugh out loud

[cooldude3001]

man thatssome funny shit

[xlELIASlx]

i died in 9 !!!

[CavJoshy93]

#9 has been done so many times lol.

[alfacraft]

9 :))=)) WTF

[WyattNyte15]

I wud so try number 7 if the u.s. has those types of urinals

[Airsofter1995]

7 :D

[murkygrrrl]

3 is fuckin funny

[2008jckira2008]

LOL...

[silkroad281]

5,6 and 7 are the best xD I love this guy

[mitch4942]

O_O

[NamelessMKD]

lmfao 7

[IAmThatCoolGuy]

1 6 8 and 9 are the funniest

[demonking653]

xDD Awesome!

[CuteGuy1000000]

9 lol

[ahtthtos]

What excactly he does at 7 and 10?

[miksutti123]

@ahtthtos at 7, he plays with the things, and at 10 i think, he talks about the other guys'.. wang. :]

[ahtthtos]

@miksutti123 Tnx my friend :))) It's so funny!!!

[pedropogodno]

mi,ber 7... oooo fk

[ninjae4976]

is his name Kesslers Knigge?

[slim240293]

9 is the BEST of them all!!!!! I love this crazy german, i wish i had comedians like him in my country...

[spacitydrummer4JC]

..haha, #7

[DeathRock96]

laught do hard at #6

[MrRsFreaks]

OFMGROFL!

[ray558000]

hahahaha 9 is the best

[Streifn]

#10: He says "funny what kind of veins you have on yours, i dont have those"..

[mircea888]

@Streifn thx a lot for the translation

[Saulera777]

What did he say at #10?

[psycho642]

I don't know that word....

Funny...what kind of ???? you have there...I don't have them....

[Simi17wawa]

@Saulera777 He said more less "What's that vain on top side ? I don't have those one" :D

[Zarnix112]

can you give me the photos you made at #3 ?

[BreacKist]

@Saulera777 funny because of what they have veins on top

[xxCr7macxx]

OMG 3#

LOLZ xD

[sXeGeo]

#6 lmao

[JapsEye2]

German sense of humour! Thank fuck the Allies spared us from that grizzly fate!

[flekhes]

Thank god the Allies spared us from *HItler. The actual German people are not at fault. After the first World War, we took so much away from them that it created a "great" depression in Germany. Hitler promised the people he would get them out of it, and many of his ideas were not realized until it was too late and he was already in power. Go do some research before you make yourself sound like a fool.

[JapsEye2]

Errmm...if Hitler and his Reich had been allowed to progress unhindered, the likelihood is that more of Europe would have succombed, not too mention further afield aswell. This would certainly have propagated many elements of German culture, including unfortunately, the afore mentioned humour. But of course we know this wasn't allowed to happen because the allies prevented it. I would implore you to think your assertions through before suggesting others are foolish. Moron.

[JapsEye2]

Furthermore, your suggestion that the German people are not at fault is entirely beside the point. They are the ones with the "German sense of humour", you can't blame Hitler for that one can you?*

*(no is the answer! I didn't think you'd work it out for yourself :)

[flekhes]

I assume you were trying to make yourself sound stupid. Your misuse of suggestion was rather humorous, as well as you sting of garbled incoherency that I couldn't even understand. Besides, your response was not even applicable to my previous statement. Anywho, i iz supadupa tired. ive been working all day cuz i have to complete a bunch of assignments in order to skip this grade so i can go to college next year ;D have a beautiful day

[JapsEye2]

Oh dear. Not an impressive retort. You seem to have bitten off more than you can chew. Not only is your response littered with grammatical errors, but shows a profound misunderstanding of the argument. An unfortunate combination given the supercilious aspirations of your post, and your nescient boasts betray the unsophisticated mechanisms of an utterly uncunning nature.

Now...take some time, go and look up some of the words I used, then you can pick up your crayons and resume your assignments.

[InFaDeLiTy]

Wish they were in English, what is this guys name?

[oOBaileyJonasOo]

#3 AHHHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

[JohnBoyMain]

lol idk what to say but i guess its ok?*!#$#@