Jake and Amir: Nutrition

[pinkiducky]

"i'll skip vitamins cuz i'll assume you don't know what those are.." " thank you soulmate (fist punch)"

[SyrumvsAntidote]

So much work not getting done.

[lilman227]

why didn't I notice the cape at first?

[bassmasta180]

Amir is a comic genious!

[misterlonely1446]

CLASSIC FUCKING EPIC

[RemixTheUniverse]

Best episode EVAR!

[somekid1564]

god dammit collegehumor i have essays to write.

[scherfacee]

he just has them.

[babyinblack]

I do watch (what I eat), I watch it go, in my mouth... XD when amir throws it and it doesn't go in his mouth it's my fave part XD and '5 minute rule' :P

[IwishaNINJAwood]

I watch what i eat in my mouth

[QuikVidGuy]

"Living on borrowed time!" He's a weeping angel! Run backwards!!

[chilldude242]

sparingly

watch this. what does sparingly mean?

all day, err day.

[chilldude242]

gottachickennuggetinmypocket

[pokme689]

does anybody else want mcdonalds now?

[pimpin02jack]

"itll be depressing"

[xoxohoneyk]

All day, every day, every hour got a chicken nugget in pocket, got(inaudible) I love Amir . You have this stuck in my head!

[pokme689]

@xoxohoneyk it is got to put it mouth

[cacacazeeb]

Last time i went to mcds i orderd nuggets cause of amir:)

[pitthepwner]

5 minuet rule......what is that the procrastinator version of the 5 second rule

[ColombiaCOLOMBIA100]

lol it looks like sarah has a hairy chest

[grantinator12]

everytime i watch this it gets funnier

[ashlynnftw]

Thx soul mate!

[DannMann7]

So don't think you're special or unique! 

[1aarevalo3]

sparingli....all dai ery dai ery hour got a chikn nuggets in ma pockt xD

[1aarevalo3]

sparingli....all dai ery dai ery hour got a chikn nuggets in ma pockt

[TRRSOR]

Well no wonder he was supposed to die 10 years ago, he relies on the 5 minute rule.

[xXiTzAPillowXx]

........i was eating chicken nuggets while watching this xD

[sh0tl0l]

lol he just has them XD

[jackypurts]

"she meant to say of course it's not, obviously, you fucking retard" LOL

[zeezee122009]

thank you soul mate

[seranogoodusername]

i cant imagine how many cicken nuggets amri had to eat for filming these short episodes XD

[JrW2008]

livin on borrowed time...pretty chill

[niTEndubs]

am i the only one who wants to know where that cape acme from?

[TarynTazer]

soul mates

[supergsx]

FIVE MINUTE RULE!

[zaxataxx]

He said 5 minute rule.

[helloseattleay]

Jake like giggles at 1:17, i love it haha

[GrayWoIf]

Should I even ask as to why he is wearing a cape

[sov6rulz]

@GrayWoIf Nay. :P

[Ivin3690]

0:08

[Ivin3690]

whats a 5 min rule

[MutantWalMartGreeter]

@Ivin3690 It's usually a 5 second rule. Once food hits the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before its considered dirty. Or in this case, five minutes...

[Ivin3690]

@MutantWalMartGreeter oh cool. didnt know that. thx! :)

[MrVulgaris]

@Ivin3690 It's actually the 5-second rule, meaning food is still okay to eat if it is dropped on the floor for less than five seconds. Amir said "5 minute rule" because he is, as Jake says, a fucking retard.

[bofhd89o]

i have chicken nuggets in my pocket XD

[emoboynumber13]

i would like to eat sarah

[louis2895]

:14 *jake and i.

[Freaksne]

damn, tihs is so fucking funny

[mzsimmonz]

this makes me crave nuggets so badly lol

[denyma]

omg 5 minutes hahhaha

[avengers277]

i was staring at sarahs knocker the whole time

[kirkulles]

5 min rule lol

[JaYke29]

I do watch, I watch it go - INMYMOUTH!

[bean432]

its 5 second rule lol

[DoucheFagX]

I like how they dont even explain WHY THE FUCK AMIR IS WEARING A VAMPIRE OUTFIT

[MorarSamuel]

Sarah is HOT

[XxMoNchiChIxX999]

1:07 lol

[vegetrunks]

these jake and amirs were funny what happened??

[CJ090]

@vegetrunks are u retarted this show is still and will forever be funny

[ProjectSunderGaming]

@CJ090 lol You said 'retarted'.

The question is are YOU retarDed?

[CJ090]

@vegetrunks Jake and Amir FTW (For the Wolf)

[m5k]

5 minute :D

[Halobaby2]

Gr!! i want chicken nuggets ! Lol D:

[superbud333]

@123dan120

grow up to be a fag?

[cdsxfs]

@superbud333 rude.

[MrMuckingfexicans]

what the fuck is Amir wearing

[123dan120]

I wish I can grow to be amir

[Mrsnoep1991]

whoooooot love it

[zaxx27]

this was uploaded on 9/11

[Dawgtonkin]

thank you soul mate

[99Whiz]

he got nuggets in his pocket..he is my role model..

[guerilla619]

I reinacted the part where he says " I watch it go in my mouth" I threw the chicken noog up and I actually caught it in my mouth, so ace

[sloanestarr812]

Wha'eva

[yad999]

lol 5 min rule XD

[infinitedreams56]

According to this, you should have been dead 10 YEARS AGO! LMFAO!

[n9erk]

y was amir wearing a cape

[infinitedreams56]

@n9erk Cuz he's just fuckin AWESOME like that

[DancingJesus94]

@n9erk, he was wearing it for the same reason that he has chicken nuggets in his pockets.

[Axion3812]

"Jesus where did that come from?"

"He just has them.." lol awesome

[terriermaxx]

"Thanks soulmate" XD

[skatecam1248]

he just has them

[DarkMysticz]

LMAO @ AMIR REPLYING TO THE SPARINGLY COMMENT

[katienay1]

thank you, soul mate.

[Sharod101]

nice, he should've been dead 10 years ago hahaha

[lyricalinsanity307]

i want chicken nuggets now.

[mrsbenmckenzie]

5 minute rule :D

[xFuZeGrAFiiTi]

LIVIN ON BORROWED TIME

[abhenson2]

livin' on borrowed time, pretty chill. lol

[klok14]

one of the best

[bubblesandpops]

"Oh, I thought you said 'how much do you eat every day' and that vegetables was your nickname for me" hahaha

[silent91]

"Where that even come from?"

"He just has them..."

OMG, hahaha

[Cassak5111]

Sarah's cute.

[slamit702]

he just has them

[wazzup512]

It's funny how each of the foods Amir says is on the McDonalds menu.

[toypajns182]

hahaha 5 minute rule!

[roughryder5]

I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS :P

[BlueEyedGirl151]

5 minute rule...xD

[rafio]

"living on borrowed time, pretty chill, pretty poetic."- AMIR XDD

[frecklyface12]

amir: thank you soul mate

*goes up for poundage, is denied*

[lynzy663]

when the nugget bounced off his head i actually laughed out loud. I love amir!!!

[tapdancer3450]

*eats nugget*

"Where did that even come from?"

"He just has them." XD

[phonebizook]

lol i thought u said how many times and my nick name is vegtables.

[nuknuk48]

lol 5 min rule

[T1meW4st3d]

"Pretty chill, pretty poetic..." lol

[xMarucsFenixX]

haha fast food rap. Living on borrowed time.

[elliebellie1621]

HAHAHA this is my favorite jake and amir....i watch it go, IN MY MOUTH! see, you dont even do that! whateva...HAHHA

[onesorange]

living on borrowed time. pretty chill. pretty poetic. ....... "wo'eva" ahahaha fucking LOVE Amir!!!!

[kiahnajonas]

thank u soul mate lol

[xThunderxWolfx]

I want to take this quiz.

[InspiredTeens18]

o.O this kid in my class always says "all day, every day, every hour, chicken nuggets in my pockets" ......so this is where its from xD

[TheAnimefan112]

lol amir's famous kipnugget song.

[allxwheelxdrive]

You better watch what you eat.

I do watch. I watch it go IN MY MOUTH! lmaoooo

[cocomarshmelow]

how much do you eat, vetgtables? lmao

[lilraskaln1]

WTF...sarah isnt the hot, i dont get how people think she is

[StaxX73]

men are pervs... you'll never 'get' sarah, get over it.

i love jake and amir!!

[YOUDUDE56]

we can dream cant we?

[dodo4189]

Sarah=hotzzzzz

[KaskadaXxXXx]

I want sarah so bad Lol

[rkb12222]

i love his cape

[KidFreakazoid]

i dunno why but iv been watching j&a for a looong time and for some reaosn this 1 made me crack up this 1 is 1 of the best 3

[AMVoverlord]

amir makes me crave chicken nuggets! :D

[lostgrl06]

rofl i know right......and i'm a vegetarian!

[UnWrittenUK]

this is the best one ever!

[lilperfectangel]

1:37 lmao!

[allstartunes]

1:10 is the BEST AMIR MOMENT EVER.

[Dridokof]

Yes.

[Superbad1400]

Think so? have u seen jake and amir tattoo?

[ForgotEnglish]

@allstartunes i couldnt agree more

[BrutesWayy]

wat eva

[onlyavailablename123]

she's being polite, she meant to say of course it's not, obviously you FUCKING retard.

[wonderwhix]

How often do you eat, Vegetables?

LOL hahhaa

[aegnt09]

ahahahaha

[HarryMcGuitar]

lol

this is one of their best

[JallieNarz]

I thought vegetables was your nickname!! haha

[Thebrodyhughes]

LOL "Thank you soul mate." Sarah looks so hot in this video (like she always is)

[lizzetr1]

"5 minute rule"

lmoa.

[m3talmilitia15]

Gottachickennuggetinmahpocket

[mollyp93]

love these guys, "i watch it go.. IN MY MOUTH "

[TRPfilms]

lmao...wait why has no one commented on this one? O.O

[p1on33r]

cuz it aint in CollegeHumor Channel

[khyledeen]

Hilarious!, what does sparingly mean?

All day errday every hour, LOL