I hate when black people try and seperate themselves from other black people and we are all black, wtf are you talking about stop trying to seperate yourself from black people you are black, for all of you who wanna seperate yourself from us so called Niggers let me ask u something.
(cont) What do u call an educated, professional black man with a MA, BA, BS or a PHD? I'll tell u u call them a nigger thats what the white man will call them. In essence whites dont see no significant difference bewtween the any type of black person no matter what their profession, educational level or economic status or otherwise they see all of us as Niggers.
(cont) I can sum it up simply with the Dred Scott descion of 1854, According to the Courts decision, the authors of the Constitution had viewed all blacks as beings of an inferior order, and altogether unfit to associate with the white race, either in social, economic or political relations, and so far inferior that they had no rights which the white man was bound to respect. so save that phony argument black people vs niggers for someone who buys into that non sense.
(cont) All you black bourgeiose types you are nothin but a tool for whites used to divide and conquer the black race wake up and stop falling for their trap, dont you know they have been doing this for centuries it started with the house slave vs the field slave both were slaves but were pited against eachother,
(cont) but one thought he was better than the other, then u got more affluent (suburbia) blacks and well educated blacks who look down on poor (ghetto) and not so educated blacks like they r better than them we r still black people
(CONT) we are suppose to stick together and instead of us airing our differences in public, we have to realize we are all the same family. We need to stop airing our differences in front of the white man and then should sit down and talk shop with each other.
(cont) Chris Rock can say what he want but it doesnt change the fact that he still a nigga jus a rich nigga in the eyes of the white man rather he like it or not....he still will get harassed, racial profiled,and jus sterotyped in every way, so he might as well get off ur high horse and realize hes black rather you are called a Nigger or not is irrelevant..
i really loved this. but like about 4 minutes in I started picturing him as a white person. and my entire perception of how this set would be percieved changed. this would be like kramers incident times 1,000 if a white person had performed this.
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All black people are niggers. This guy is a nigger himself. How's he any better than the other niggers? He can't speak properly, he looks like the 'people' he's describing & he's saying niggers too.
@uzijn you mean with your hasty and misinformed generalizations? lol. The world could do with less ignorant bigots like you spewing your bollocks. We have a term for you in England. Cunt!! Chris is from Brooklyn. How he talks is not are reflection of his intelligence and mannerisms, merely a reflection of where he was raised.
All niggas are black people, just like all kikes are Jews and all wetbacks are Mexicans. You can't use a racial slur only for the stereotypes of an ethnic group.
police killing. Racism is a huge problem in the West. But racism isn't about the white man hating the Black man or vice versa. I'm mixed race so I love both of my people. But its an economic phenomenon. Racism is built into our economy, the Black man is forced into poor education, brought up on welfare and barred from employment in a huge number of cases. We need comedians to poke fun at the system, enlighten somebody! Instead of these cheap jokes. Chris Rock is a sell out bitch ass nigga.
@TashReid7 Your just coming out with tired old stereotypes that life is always someone else's fault. People have responsibility for their own life because if you think society, the government et al give a shit, you are sadly mistaken. Btw, this is brilliant.
@TashReid7 You would like Lewis Black. He makes fun of "the system." Which includes government to religion. Not for the God-fearing in my opinion though.
@TashReid7 In your journalism class (I'm assuming that you have some sort of education for that) did they teach you that "black" is a proper noun? Because that's how you're using it. For some reason you're not using "white" as a proper noun. Why is that? Oh, because you're obviously a dumbass.
Economics certainly do play a role, but I have spent plenty of time in the hood and I never heard anyone talk about applying for a job.
And in communities when kids are stopped and searched on a regular basis, not to mention harassed by the police. If anyone finds that difficult to believe, just go and spend a few months in the hood, it was enlightening for me as a Black journalist. These kids are sentenced before they're out of highschool. They are nothing but items of commerce, exploited by the prison industrial complex. And so, for these guys, it truly is an accomplishment if they have avoided sentencing, not to mention...
This is one ignorant brother. Well, either that or he's smart enough to know that these types of jokes will win him more favors in this white supremacist state and so he's happy to roll in his cash. He talks about thug culture and niggaz going to jail and being on welfare but doesn't say anything about the way the economy forces Black communities into a life of thuggin. When there's no jobs there's 3 ways to make money: pimpin', hustlin' and robbin'.
@TashReid7 No one forces anyone to hurt another human being. No one forces someone to sell crack. You are obviously part of the problem, not the solution, which for a journalist is kinda sad.
@Matown21 (cont) they can work hard to get far half of them dont even try their way of getting money is stealing it or selling drugs i dont mean to stereotype but life is to short niggas are low lifes. The main reason why i have no respect for them is cause they hate black people more than black people hates niggas. I can go on and on but niggas are dumb i visted my cousin a nigga he said to me i should move out a nice neighborhood and move to the hood cause im a nigga, but hear me out
@Matown21 (cont) understand it better. I will never represent niggas cause they dont represent me all they wanna do is ruin other blacks like how rappers try to ruin one anothers careers by disses and what not. Fuck the white man shit i respect all races i love diversity man but its true niggas shooting everywhere for what niggas stealing everything you get and you cant even walk in the streets alone whats bad is im afraid of niggas my own people, im not bad at them for living in the ghetto but.
@Matown21 (cont) blacks are not the same do you know that niggas lose respect for me cause im not living like them all niggas want to do is mess up another black man or niggas shit. I know all blacks will be stereotyped forever but i hate niggas they hate me for what cause i moved to a suburban area they call me a traitor. Its not about education or success but niggas just think dumb i love all blacks but i see why people have a problem with niggas just listen to Rock again and you will....
@stevenrobinsonmovies The word ''nigger'' was used to degrade slaves, and to degrade the entire black race. Only a fool would use it to justify a certain character.
@Matown21 you dont understand Rock's point he is saying in other words niggas made black people look bad and i hate niggas (i am black) i dont care if you dont have a job or raised in a bad neighborhood but i am terrified of my own people i am a middle classed black kid all niggas do is wanna rob me you cant have shit with them. Its not about education but niggas have a dumb mind they give up to easy and black people prove the stereotypes wrong like whites thing all blacks are the same...
I think both white and black people have their scum. In the UK, white scum are called "chavs". Obviously the "n-word" is a no-no, but "underclass" can be used for anyone of any colour, who acts in that way. For example, most of the rioters were either underclass or behaving like them.
"Low expectation having motherfucker!!!". This is a brilliant piss take at dumbed down people who thrive on being stupid. Anybody who thinks it's racist has totally missed the point.
I love the akward silence, when he asks who is the more racist, and in a kind of way, that is how it is suppossed to be, beacause anyone can be racist
if a black person tells this it's funny( it sound like a joke... but if a white person would tell such things he would be called a racist ( since people would take it as the truth)... strange world we live in ^^ .....PS- im no racist, just wanted to point this out ;)
@RustyPease You're telling the truth. Stop saying "i'm no racist", all it does is make you leak weak in your statement. The truth shouldn't be disregarded just because someone might call you a racist.
@usedtabe might be but i rather sound weak than being thought as a racist for a single second.... i despise racism and can't understand how it still exists in the 21th century.... ;)
@RustyPease Your call, but all that does is let people easily weaken any argument you might have by easily countering with a "you raciss", which by the sound of it would send you into defense mode instead of sticking to your points. Good day :)
@RustyPease Actually you need to brush up on your comedy then. Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman, Daniel Tosh, Chelsea Handler, and many more actually make jokes about other races and no one says anything. So pretty much they do get a free pass...
@RustyPease Yeah but then it wouldn't be funny if a white person said it. The entire irony of the situation is that he himself is black. Also, he's doing what most white people fail to do, specify which type of behaviour they don't like in "black people". I'm white and I hate dumb redneck conservatives, he's black and hates "niggaz". Its all relative. I'd say its pretty hard to find someone these days, other than dumb redneck conservatives, who hate black people simply based on skin colour.
@metyzermanfan19 shooting at the screens, breaking into neighbours houses and stealing, taking advantage of welfare system in America, bragging about very inane accomplishments like not going to jail.... I think he gave an exhaustive list of behaviours, and we can easily assume the rest. There's no irony in this, because the term "nigga" is being used in such a way that is a reflection of a state of mind of some black people. A "nigga" would be the equivalent of a chav i would say
@juniwilliams Yeah SOME black people. That's his point. He obviously doesn't consider himself a "nigga" just as much as I don't consider myself a "redneck". And it's ironic because he's black and most people would consider him to be a "nigga" before he separates himself from them.
This is just not funny I'm sorry but I can't find any truth in it... maybe because I don't live in america
Leticya3008 2 days ago
This should be in the Constitution
qdawg747 3 days ago
steve carrell made the funniest remaked of this routine
Thehoboestiffy 2 weeks ago
lmfao this is very much true! chris rock speakin the truth!
th3azscorpio 1 month ago
Black people really like jokes about black people, I don't find these as funny as the audience does.
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I hate when black people try and seperate themselves from other black people and we are all black, wtf are you talking about stop trying to seperate yourself from black people you are black, for all of you who wanna seperate yourself from us so called Niggers let me ask u something.
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(cont) What do u call an educated, professional black man with a MA, BA, BS or a PHD? I'll tell u u call them a nigger thats what the white man will call them. In essence whites dont see no significant difference bewtween the any type of black person no matter what their profession, educational level or economic status or otherwise they see all of us as Niggers.
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(cont) I can sum it up simply with the Dred Scott descion of 1854, According to the Courts decision, the authors of the Constitution had viewed all blacks as beings of an inferior order, and altogether unfit to associate with the white race, either in social, economic or political relations, and so far inferior that they had no rights which the white man was bound to respect. so save that phony argument black people vs niggers for someone who buys into that non sense.
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(cont) All you black bourgeiose types you are nothin but a tool for whites used to divide and conquer the black race wake up and stop falling for their trap, dont you know they have been doing this for centuries it started with the house slave vs the field slave both were slaves but were pited against eachother,
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(cont) but one thought he was better than the other, then u got more affluent (suburbia) blacks and well educated blacks who look down on poor (ghetto) and not so educated blacks like they r better than them we r still black people
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(CONT) we are suppose to stick together and instead of us airing our differences in public, we have to realize we are all the same family. We need to stop airing our differences in front of the white man and then should sit down and talk shop with each other.
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(cont) Chris Rock can say what he want but it doesnt change the fact that he still a nigga jus a rich nigga in the eyes of the white man rather he like it or not....he still will get harassed, racial profiled,and jus sterotyped in every way, so he might as well get off ur high horse and realize hes black rather you are called a Nigger or not is irrelevant..
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(CONT) EXAMPLE: You only got a few bucks and dont give a fuck -- then you a nigga
Got a nice home and a Lexus truck -- you a nigga
World champions and you M.V.P -- you a nigga
4 degrees and a Ph.D -- still a nigga
You use your platinum card you need four ID's -- then you's a nigga
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(cont)
If your skin is brown just like me -- then you a nigga
Got a promotion and a nice size raise -- you still a nigga
You from the islands and your peoples wasn't slaves -- you a nigga
No matter how much your ass get paid -- you still a nigga
Stopped by the cops at a traffic stop -- cause you a nigga
KillerKrazyKracker 1 month ago
black people and niggas and yet people still put every black person all in the nigga category.
extreme1is1me 2 months ago
Now just imagine, that Chris Rock was white and the spectators were black... The other way around
gerulaman 2 months ago 3
ahhhh 240p, we meet again
s3xygirl143 2 months ago
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i think every race has niggaz
Azael1991 3 months ago
That's nice Mr. Rock, but where I come from we call all black people "niggas."
SuperMoss15 3 months ago
This is so true. Ignorant and stupid people of every race fuck shit up for the rest of us.
CedricMooreJr 3 months ago 15
This applies to us white mofo's too!
DeathAngelHRA 3 months ago 5
@DeathAngelHRA Yes,sadly there are niggas in every race. Just try to stay away from them, Lord knows I do.
bitchingood 2 weeks ago
preach brother!!!
beautifulgirl425 3 months ago
There is no such thing as black people, only niggers.
Cupchun 3 months ago
@Cupchun I think your just an ignorant little goof, get your head out of your ass.
or join the suicide comitee with hitler ya bitch.
JustDance1O1 3 months ago
@JustDance1O1
Coalburner.
Cupchun 3 months ago
LOL, "you aint suppose to go to jail you low expectation havin motha fucka!"
mrostos 3 months ago
Imma real nigga ya feel me?
real niggas bout dat paper feel me?
real niggas ain't got time for books ya feel me?
they be real thick and got a lot of words feel me?
chris rock ain't no real nigga ya feel me?
cosmonautiks 3 months ago
@cosmonautiks your a fuckin idiot.
TreOverby 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Chris Rock
@TreOverby hatas gon hate on the real niggas feel me?
cosmonautiks 3 months ago
i really loved this. but like about 4 minutes in I started picturing him as a white person. and my entire perception of how this set would be percieved changed. this would be like kramers incident times 1,000 if a white person had performed this.
unvmyskills 3 months ago
thats real shit lmao
YOUNGG3522 4 months ago in playlist Chris Rock
its 2011, i thought we were over this racist shit. Guess thats why the call racist backward trash.
hidepuller2008 4 months ago
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All black people are niggers. This guy is a nigger himself. How's he any better than the other niggers? He can't speak properly, he looks like the 'people' he's describing & he's saying niggers too.
uzijn 4 months ago
@uzijn Yes nigger is a slur for black people, what's your point?
MegaWinnieGirl 4 months ago
@uzijn you're a brainless cunt mate
juniwilliams 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Chris Rock
@juniwilliams At least I contribute to society.
uzijn 4 months ago
@uzijn you mean with your hasty and misinformed generalizations? lol. The world could do with less ignorant bigots like you spewing your bollocks. We have a term for you in England. Cunt!! Chris is from Brooklyn. How he talks is not are reflection of his intelligence and mannerisms, merely a reflection of where he was raised.
juniwilliams 4 months ago
I don't like Chris Rock, but I agree with this.
Akadra 4 months ago 23
20 people are 'niggas'
ddotable 5 months ago
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JCGMich29 5 months ago
@chunkyjustice you gotta be trolling.
eagledynasty81 5 months ago
All niggas are black people, just like all kikes are Jews and all wetbacks are Mexicans. You can't use a racial slur only for the stereotypes of an ethnic group.
AgentHoneydew600 5 months ago
@AgentHoneydew600 holy shit you're stupid.
eagledynasty81 5 months ago
@eagledynasty81 No, just recognizing racial slurs for what they really are.
AgentHoneydew600 5 months ago
@AgentHoneydew600 No, you're just fucking retarded and missed the entire point Chris Rock was portraying.
eagledynasty81 5 months ago
@eagledynasty81 I understand his point. My point is he didn't have to use the word "nigga" to describe stereotypical black people.
AgentHoneydew600 5 months ago
@AgentHoneydew600 K, replace every n word he says and replace it with stereotypical black person. It's not so funny anymore, is it?
surrender127 5 months ago
@surrender127 yah it is
creamedrubys 4 months ago in playlist chris rock
niggas are singing welfare carols! lol
KidCarter314 5 months ago
Can u make it so this video is viewable on iPods? Thanks.
mikemart59 5 months ago
I never gone to jail.. What do you want, a cookie?? LOL
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20 foolish niggas clicked the wrong button!
ohenedjan 5 months ago
oh cheat mike wallace, run
duuducalil21 5 months ago
police killing. Racism is a huge problem in the West. But racism isn't about the white man hating the Black man or vice versa. I'm mixed race so I love both of my people. But its an economic phenomenon. Racism is built into our economy, the Black man is forced into poor education, brought up on welfare and barred from employment in a huge number of cases. We need comedians to poke fun at the system, enlighten somebody! Instead of these cheap jokes. Chris Rock is a sell out bitch ass nigga.
TashReid7 5 months ago
@TashReid7 Your just coming out with tired old stereotypes that life is always someone else's fault. People have responsibility for their own life because if you think society, the government et al give a shit, you are sadly mistaken. Btw, this is brilliant.
dirkbogarde44 5 months ago 3
@TashReid7 You would like Lewis Black. He makes fun of "the system." Which includes government to religion. Not for the God-fearing in my opinion though.
Lexzile1 3 months ago
@TashReid7 In your journalism class (I'm assuming that you have some sort of education for that) did they teach you that "black" is a proper noun? Because that's how you're using it. For some reason you're not using "white" as a proper noun. Why is that? Oh, because you're obviously a dumbass.
Economics certainly do play a role, but I have spent plenty of time in the hood and I never heard anyone talk about applying for a job.
industrialcaulk 2 months ago
@industrialcaulk Overgeneralizations to rationalize racism ftw!
UHandsomeDevil 1 month ago
And in communities when kids are stopped and searched on a regular basis, not to mention harassed by the police. If anyone finds that difficult to believe, just go and spend a few months in the hood, it was enlightening for me as a Black journalist. These kids are sentenced before they're out of highschool. They are nothing but items of commerce, exploited by the prison industrial complex. And so, for these guys, it truly is an accomplishment if they have avoided sentencing, not to mention...
TashReid7 5 months ago
This is one ignorant brother. Well, either that or he's smart enough to know that these types of jokes will win him more favors in this white supremacist state and so he's happy to roll in his cash. He talks about thug culture and niggaz going to jail and being on welfare but doesn't say anything about the way the economy forces Black communities into a life of thuggin. When there's no jobs there's 3 ways to make money: pimpin', hustlin' and robbin'.
TashReid7 5 months ago
@TashReid7 No one forces anyone to hurt another human being. No one forces someone to sell crack. You are obviously part of the problem, not the solution, which for a journalist is kinda sad.
dirkbogarde44 5 months ago 27
Niggas call me white even though I run faster than them xD
DeejaySmitt 5 months ago
This is hysterical. Rock is so good.
mccormickja 5 months ago
I fell in Love with a Black girl. I broke up with a NIGGA!!!!!
MrBDino 5 months ago
OH SHIT MIKE WALLACE RUN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sharpshootermedia 6 months ago
which year this show is from?
hongyewu 6 months ago
This is some of the best stand-up comedy I've ever seen.
Savipalooza 6 months ago
@Matown21 (cont) they can work hard to get far half of them dont even try their way of getting money is stealing it or selling drugs i dont mean to stereotype but life is to short niggas are low lifes. The main reason why i have no respect for them is cause they hate black people more than black people hates niggas. I can go on and on but niggas are dumb i visted my cousin a nigga he said to me i should move out a nice neighborhood and move to the hood cause im a nigga, but hear me out
stevenrobinsonmovies 6 months ago
@Matown21 (cont) understand it better. I will never represent niggas cause they dont represent me all they wanna do is ruin other blacks like how rappers try to ruin one anothers careers by disses and what not. Fuck the white man shit i respect all races i love diversity man but its true niggas shooting everywhere for what niggas stealing everything you get and you cant even walk in the streets alone whats bad is im afraid of niggas my own people, im not bad at them for living in the ghetto but.
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@Matown21 (cont) blacks are not the same do you know that niggas lose respect for me cause im not living like them all niggas want to do is mess up another black man or niggas shit. I know all blacks will be stereotyped forever but i hate niggas they hate me for what cause i moved to a suburban area they call me a traitor. Its not about education or success but niggas just think dumb i love all blacks but i see why people have a problem with niggas just listen to Rock again and you will....
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@stevenrobinsonmovies The word ''nigger'' was used to degrade slaves, and to degrade the entire black race. Only a fool would use it to justify a certain character.
342kobe 6 months ago
@Matown21 you dont understand Rock's point he is saying in other words niggas made black people look bad and i hate niggas (i am black) i dont care if you dont have a job or raised in a bad neighborhood but i am terrified of my own people i am a middle classed black kid all niggas do is wanna rob me you cant have shit with them. Its not about education but niggas have a dumb mind they give up to easy and black people prove the stereotypes wrong like whites thing all blacks are the same...
stevenrobinsonmovies 6 months ago 2
LMFAO... haha
cryspetstalerson 6 months ago
brilliant...racists who agree with this can't understand how this comes from a black guy and then their head explodes....haha
joshuabolt 6 months ago
1,800 people must be black people and 20 people are ignorant ass "niggaz"
franks383 6 months ago
Change 'Niggers' to, I dunno, 'Dolescum' and this could be about the London Riots.
pinkally1986 6 months ago
This is exactly what David Starky was saying!
smellybridge 6 months ago
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MilkmanJack 6 months ago
@AntiFaithNY simple...CUNTS
minty251072 6 months ago
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I think both white and black people have their scum. In the UK, white scum are called "chavs". Obviously the "n-word" is a no-no, but "underclass" can be used for anyone of any colour, who acts in that way. For example, most of the rioters were either underclass or behaving like them.
anonUK 6 months ago 2
@AntiFaithNY Just call it... italiano!
gsit80 6 months ago
@AntiFaithNY takers
blisga1 6 months ago
This video is so relevant to what's going on in London right now its unreal
MoS1991 6 months ago
@MoS1991 true, waterstones shops are not affected by the looting. Yeah that's because waterstones sell books.
TheLiverpoolZone 6 months ago 2
"Low expectation having motherfucker!!!". This is a brilliant piss take at dumbed down people who thrive on being stupid. Anybody who thinks it's racist has totally missed the point.
steveo7121 6 months ago 2
I love the akward silence, when he asks who is the more racist, and in a kind of way, that is how it is suppossed to be, beacause anyone can be racist
robert75019 6 months ago
HAHHAHAHA dis guy is amazeeen x <3
enilip 6 months ago
I think he's talking about one of my friends.
RiverflowSystems 6 months ago
love when michael scott does this routine
krs10ec 6 months ago
Bill Cosby says a lot of the same kind of stuff.....but in a somewhat different way.
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I wonder how many ignorant ass niggers were in the crowd, clapping, because they are too fucking ignorant to know they are niggers.
Kurise1 6 months ago 37
@Kurise1 I think there's one on stage.
scoobydrewbie 5 months ago
19 people are niggaz
vegito4690 7 months ago 2
19 niggaz are happy about taking care of their kids
k00la1d 7 months ago
chris rock....all class
durazno1616 7 months ago
Niggas call me white because i don't sag my pants, and I speak proper English.
Dudeman162 7 months ago 91
@Dudeman162 You know, situations like this make me wanna yell "White Power!" LOL
julio13wrathchild 7 months ago
@Dudeman162 You'll probably earn $900,000 more in your lifetime than they will And you'll probably spend a lot less time in courtrooms as well.
listerone 6 months ago
@Dudeman162 u be thinkin ya some kind of white boi? uncle tom ruckus muthafucka. u ain white stop actin like it, fuck the crackas
dabiznessb 5 months ago
@dabiznessb Fuck off, ignorant piece of shit
Dudeman162 5 months ago
@Dudeman162 oreo muthafuka
dabiznessb 5 months ago
@dabiznessb You're a funny dude.
SuperMoss15 2 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUTH!!!!!
LowRentEntertainment 7 months ago
ciga nigggggggggggggggg
dawsonalad 7 months ago
it's black people versus niggers
yahoopl3 7 months ago
you aint hear shit cause u was doin shit lol
starrbabyy1012 7 months ago
This is the funniest comedy routine that I have ever seen. I am 30 and I have seen quite a lot.
WessCNY 7 months ago
"fee fy fo figga boy i hate a nigga" x)
dragoknight88 7 months ago
"Oh shit mike wallace, RUN!!"
Chris Rock is AWESOME! This guy is so funny, AND he speaks the truth!
rahPS324 7 months ago
Preach it Chris!!
familyoriginstree 7 months ago
if a black person tells this it's funny( it sound like a joke... but if a white person would tell such things he would be called a racist ( since people would take it as the truth)... strange world we live in ^^ .....PS- im no racist, just wanted to point this out ;)
RustyPease 7 months ago 11
@RustyPease You're telling the truth. Stop saying "i'm no racist", all it does is make you leak weak in your statement. The truth shouldn't be disregarded just because someone might call you a racist.
usedtabe 7 months ago
@usedtabe might be but i rather sound weak than being thought as a racist for a single second.... i despise racism and can't understand how it still exists in the 21th century.... ;)
RustyPease 7 months ago
@RustyPease Your call, but all that does is let people easily weaken any argument you might have by easily countering with a "you raciss", which by the sound of it would send you into defense mode instead of sticking to your points. Good day :)
usedtabe 7 months ago
@RustyPease
Of course!
If a white guy said this it would be like he was acting superior, arrogant etc.
If a black guy said this people would take it as the truth.
I wish i could say the samething was the other way around, but it isn't. And now you know!
WKalisaProductions 6 months ago
@RustyPease Actually you need to brush up on your comedy then. Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman, Daniel Tosh, Chelsea Handler, and many more actually make jokes about other races and no one says anything. So pretty much they do get a free pass...
ILMxKenny 6 months ago
@RustyPease Yeah but then it wouldn't be funny if a white person said it. The entire irony of the situation is that he himself is black. Also, he's doing what most white people fail to do, specify which type of behaviour they don't like in "black people". I'm white and I hate dumb redneck conservatives, he's black and hates "niggaz". Its all relative. I'd say its pretty hard to find someone these days, other than dumb redneck conservatives, who hate black people simply based on skin colour.
metyzermanfan19 4 months ago 2
@metyzermanfan19 shooting at the screens, breaking into neighbours houses and stealing, taking advantage of welfare system in America, bragging about very inane accomplishments like not going to jail.... I think he gave an exhaustive list of behaviours, and we can easily assume the rest. There's no irony in this, because the term "nigga" is being used in such a way that is a reflection of a state of mind of some black people. A "nigga" would be the equivalent of a chav i would say
juniwilliams 4 months ago
@juniwilliams Yeah SOME black people. That's his point. He obviously doesn't consider himself a "nigga" just as much as I don't consider myself a "redneck". And it's ironic because he's black and most people would consider him to be a "nigga" before he separates himself from them.
metyzermanfan19 3 months ago
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I bet those 19 were niggas
fallen6561 7 months ago 5
IMO this is the greatest stand-up bit I've ever heard. It's hilarious yet completely true at the same time.
johnbiggs 7 months ago
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Chris is fuckin smart u may not notice cuz of his words But he iS !
Zero1998y 7 months ago
h=Chris is fuckin smart u may not notice cuz of his words But he iS !
Zero1998y 7 months ago
Niggas love to keep it real...real DUMB lol
Malik0615 7 months ago
what you want a cookie!!!
smooth153 7 months ago
I never been to jail...YOURE not supposed to go to jail!!!! YOU low expectation mothafucka!!!hahah
reingel38 8 months ago
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now this is one funny shit...hahaha
reingel38 8 months ago
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now this is one funny shit...hahaha
reingel38 8 months ago
Low expectation having mutha ..u know the rest..lmao
zazzy99 8 months ago
...stupid ass niggaz just ruined a national event here...one of them stole a toddlers tricycle...I'm a proud black guy but damn I HATE NIGGAZ!
juggi301 8 months ago 56
haha true
1996omc 8 months ago
i agree but i'm white so i can't say it
someguy724 8 months ago
man fuck him. THSNK GOD for niggers. who else will take the fat white bitches of our handsXD
just1not2kool3 8 months ago 2
LOL This is one of my favs.. Chris Rock = hilarious!
ellenbeb 8 months ago
"i take care of my kids"
"u supost to u dump mothafucka!" xD......
linpei5189 8 months ago 5
I think he's tired of this shit.
TheSamee 8 months ago
is it just me or is a lot of blacks sitting around watching a black guy saying racist shit
about blacks racist?
yeah.
ianbrownshairdo 8 months ago
@ianbrownshairdo It's just you...
eyehatepoker 8 months ago
2:12 - 2:45
Platinum comedy.
I've thought about this for years, I just couldn't put it into words. Chris did it flawlessly.
kasteman1 8 months ago 5
youre not supposed to go to jail you low expectation having mothafucka!
soPAYattention 8 months ago 5
GET A WHITE GIRL Xd
nederlands2 8 months ago
Ha ha. You low expecting mother fucker ,,,
Sinnerswing 8 months ago
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haha wht about white people and white trash
beau7005 9 months ago
haha wht about white people and white trash
beau7005 9 months ago
@beau7005 I am Latino and what he is saying is exactly how black people are in my neigborhood.
Sinnerswing 8 months ago 5
17 people are niggaz
parkourrevolution100 9 months ago
This is so sad, it's true :(
LovelyandDivine 9 months ago
man i will pay anything too see him live... :DDD
12linm1 9 months ago 3
niggas are why we can't have nice things.
BliksemSP 9 months ago
"Fi fy fo figga, boy I hate a nigga." lol.
QuackMooMeow 9 months ago 3
now i see that the reason he kept on pacing back and fourth for most of the video was so the niggaz couldnt get a clear shot at him
deathbyjoshlol 9 months ago 58
Can't keep a disco open more than 3 weeks..... Grand openin....... Grand closin.
thedarkmodem 9 months ago
niggas love to not know.. .LMAO
decade03 9 months ago 3
how much you wanna bet half the black people clappin around 0:33 are niggas themselves
shthd84 9 months ago
I agree with what he's saying 100%, and it is NOT racist in the least bit
trojan12kelley 9 months ago 9
Hilarious because it's true. It's like white people and rednecks, Hispanics and illegals.
SolidSnake032486 9 months ago 4
@SolidSnake032486 White People and Rednecks is a BRILLIANT comparison. I hate me some rednecks.
IpponDropkick 9 months ago
If you wanna save money... put it in your books, because niggaz cant read. ROFLMAO
liveforever4321 9 months ago 4
Why is this video flagged, this is vital information about life that all kids should hear.
02bash 9 months ago 6
This is the kind of use of the word nigger I consider ok for anyone to use.
unoffended 9 months ago 3
hahah awesome
Mcpimpin16 9 months ago
So why can Chris Rock get away with this shit and when Bill Cosby says the same shit he is criticized?
Keysteeze 9 months ago 6
@Keysteeze Because Niggaz are overly sensitive and so are there enablers (Jesse, AL, etc.)!
Xenda 8 months ago
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franks383 9 months ago
to think that he's actually a zebra :O
ConnordomONER18 9 months ago
You white people chill out with the racist shit this was 15 years ago!
BattleRapperSanctum 9 months ago
@BattleRapperSanctum Fifteen years ago? Gee, things haven't changed much since then, have they?
Weasler455 9 months ago 2
all i can think of is steve carell doing this on the office XD
jako023 9 months ago