Wheezy 1 Billion

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

I seriuosly like this inventon!

[AdamantSystems]

cute wink

[hrmmmmmmmmmm]

.........explosion?

[maymaypwns]

what is that thing on his nose?

[LioNOHEart]

lol



[fawnfromdown]

Vintage Wheezy:D

[echoxltu]

LOLed at 2:17 :D

[aweingalliterations]

You look JUST LIKE JACKSON from Gilmore Girls.

[WayhoRachel]

poopy hehe

[username112ish]

Hey, this video is so old it was made before Explosion Wednesday became a thing!

So.... it's just like the videos he makes today.

[planetlexicon]

Wheezy 1 Billion? How clever. =P

[brioshell]

I even have a folder on the desktop named "coffee makes me poopy"

[watatooku]

YOU WERE SO THIN

[AdamantSystems]

Anyone else notice the thing on his nose?

[TheHipsterguy]

this was before explosion wednesday was a thing... its not a thing... it may need more testing

[thelastrealjezz]

whats that thing on your nose ... its distracting...

[uilium]

No kid knows this...what happens kids, to full grown men with BEARDS, you cant leave any beard on the nose so, a man must shave on the nose and sometimes, he cuts himself on the nose...usually the human male lets nobody know this...for fear of the MAN who will come with the electrolysis and remove hair were it's manly! I hope that is just a booger or some kind of spackle?

[spininblade]

exploshin

[paulcrews]

I remember this as if you uploaded yesterday. My how you've aged

[searinglead15]

is that mark on your nose from when you went into the Zahbeedahbee jungle to get the Kopi Luwak coffee beans (most expensive coffee in the world, and happens to be cycled through monkey digestive systems) and you were grazed by a lazor gun shot by a clone of Bruce Willis? or did you just go to the beach for a day and put sunscreen all over your body, but forgot that spot on your nose?

[TitanTowne]

Coffee makes me poopy. =(

[Booscy]

YouTube keeps recommending Wheezy Waiter videos and for every one I watch it recommends more, it's like a beautiful beardy cycle.

[tuyu0515]

@Booscy 

[Booscy]

@Booscy 55 likes? Success! 

[gaarasandsasukesgurl]

Exactly what room is your bed blocking?

I see the door behind your bed and is just curious. Is it a closet or a doorway to Narnia?

[stuperfan]

that thing on your nose reeeeeeeally bugged me through this entire video.

[ClassicGirl99]

ur so thin here! haha i luv the luvable and fat, wait no, chubby, wait no, husky, nonono portly, wheezywaiter. lol luv u wheezy.

[yoav180]

co za asy

[notyetaladie]

press 6 over and over again

[EllysaE]

I died laughing at crpa! LOL

[AbeerSh15]

I just wanted to say Thank You Craig you really helped me when I was feeling sad and depressed .. Your videos always does .. So thanks , thanks a lot!

And please, don't you ever stop making these videos because we want you to know that no matter how stupid the video is we are going to watch it and we are going to crack the hell up .. :)

[norb7771]

Sad thing is that the Wheezy 1 Billion is actually real, look at the Motorola Atrix

[thededripper]

wheres explosion wednesday

[lucaileana]

at 0:04 the door shuts at 0:20 its open

[Theblargen]

@lucaileana

your pointing out a continuity error in a wheezywaiter video...

Thats like asking an internet troll who Justin beiber is.

[m33lad]

wheezywaiter HEY!! 2+2 IS 4

p.s if my shout doesn't make it to you, Im just goanna go BLAH BLAH BEE BOO BEE BOO until you see it!! JERK

-New Mj humor channel

[ChompyAtChurch]

Great not I know I can take a trip to waffle house when constipation gets the best of me. ;)

[XfridgeYyeahZ]

That joke was filmed in front of a live ostrich.

[MyWorldCrapsOnYours]

A sarcastic video a day keeps the doctor away! Thank you funny version of Joe Roagan.

[piggiIywiggiIy]

;D

[R0BYL]

@hilothon yea i think it was my puter

[R0BYL]

thumbs up if the video messed up at 1:37

[hillothon]

@R0BYL Nope

[theslokids]

@R0BYL I think that was just you -.-

[geckosigmar]

Thanks wheezy waiter for making these videos I that I watch instead of doing my homework!

[TheTerryPerry]

well coffee makes my mom poopy too, so yeah....

[FleurDuSerenite]

Neil Abercrombie is now governor of Hawaii & it's going pretty well so far.

[niceworkmicrosoft]

I need to go food shopping. Your videos make me want coffee

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[flitz0Prinze]

Those 4 minutes were worth it! xD

I laughed my ass off..

[StephanoelaLovesRHCP]

damn, you made me laugh while I was drinking milk so I hurried to the sink to spit it out but I twisted my back while doing so xD

So now my back hurts, and I'm still laughing like shirt!

[DarksteelPowerchord]

tap 4 and he's going nuts :D

[1Soraules]

I used to have that phone, except it was silver and not blue! I dropped it in water by accident...

[QJosephP]

What's with the door behind his bed at 1:14? It seems as if it would be impossible to open.

[jmrogers23]

its wednesday and there were no explosions... must not be a thing yet...

[vemunde13]

coffe makes me peepee!!!

[trnise]

whats wrong with your nose man

[MaliceKill]

I think we should make wheezy win a shorty award....lets all vote for him!

[racoondude217]

I'm gonna be stupid and troll you about the nick on your nose...wait....

Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy...

[EMOPUNCKROCKCHICK]

your fat and annoying and a troll !!! boo you ! cock sucka

[BuddhaCharlie]

man i need coffee

[hotdogpotato]

your so funny!!!

[funnnyfulll]

wheezy and his bodily functions 1:15

[FleurDuSerenite]

Abercrombie is now Hawaii's governor. (:

[backyardsausage]

@yoyoyocheck5 yes, they stopped selling them in 2008

[tjhung3]

youtube videos never actually succeed in making me LOL. congratulations, you are the only one

[Joshuarustage]

Im using my wheezy 1 billion to watch this lol

[meowhowareyou]

i took a crpa aaaaahahahhahahahaa

[Banasre]

If you live in an upstairs apartment, what do your neighbors think about ... this.. ? :P

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

you remind of my friend.

hes a benadryl druggie. takes a ton of it and then goes crazy, drinks coffee. then falls asleep.. extremely entertaining to watch.

[brechtelclan17]

were can i buy my wheezy 1 billion

[zZZzzzSnooze2nd]

Sorry for punching you in the nose. Before The Punch I should of taking off my ring, But I was too drunk & didn't know what I was doing. You forgive me Craig, We still friends? Catch me later I'll buy you a beer.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

@xoxosimranxoxo ... but youre subscribed to him

[CreemeOfCheese]

coffee makes me poopy

[twinkleglimmer]

@CreemeOfCheese thats... nice to know...

[GuitarJK1988]

stop sniffing your own ass wheezy , you have poopy on your nose

[46BangBang]

Where can I order this Wheezy 1Billion?

[jrkilla78777]

coffee makes me poopy *akward stare*

[MrCoolguy106]

coffee makes me poopy.............

[CypriotVlogger]

whats that on your nose?

[thetrouts1]

Is it winter?

[charliebham21]

first comment in the last 8 months

[GumiYummi]

How do I order a wheezy 1,000,000,000

[BlackPlague321]

Who punched you in the nose?

[DevilPazuzu]

I took a crpa. hahahahaha

[lidiluvu]

You are my idol =D

[nbtful]

Error, try again

[whoopsidasies]

I love you, craig. if laughter is the best medicine, then hell, I'm going to live to 1 billion.

[AdamantSystems]

@whoopsidasies I'm going to live 2 billion...

[lidiluvu]

Why can't there be more people like you?

[Essentialism155]

@lidiluvu Because Craig would seem less special by comparison.

[lidiluvu]

@Essentialism155 ahhhhh the terrible truth!!!

[KingCorvette]

Why do you have so few viewers? This is quality youtube! You are one of the more entertaining people I see on this site.

[TheBonJovi100]

The wheezy 1 billion remids me of the ipad

[Mubarak635]

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[Hopps1991]

WHAT THE *ding* IS ON YOUR NOSE?!?!?

[KeepinMeTamed]

:o you look sooo much younger :o

[rikko338]

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!!

You should make explosion wednesday a thing, clearly as you made this video 8 months ago you have not heard of this and this is an idea you have not considered yet...

[mayaDUDE998]

#LOL

[busybeingbla]

left and left.. but it's his right arm! xD

[werewolfgirl1995]

Is it weird that I think that wink was creepy? Btw,I love your wheezy outtakes

[sunnydani2]

how do u no when the coffes done?

[11benano11]

i laughed SO DAMN HARD at the crpa XD idk why, partially coz of the way u sed it. 2 bad its midnight and my mom might get pissed at meh

[Sinfullskill]

@11benano11 OMFG!! me too! XD everytime i LOL, my moms like "STFU AND GO TO SLEEP!"

[bubbly221]

WHAT ABOUT FITCH?

[Sinfullskill]

@bubbly221 no you.

[FliXeRoCk107]

I'm on a marathon run of all your videos this year :D but i won't be able to do it all in one day, so i will have to do a few a day :P

[theinternetis]

1:15 its currently 2 am and... i loled... hard... for a good 2 minutes and half

[Nithralas]

Whoa. No explosion wednesday! That's weird

[dbpaintballer95]

I just came out with the one trillion, youre obselete

[leafygreentree]

did you get beat up before this vlog?

[182Jman]

LMAO crpa that was funny

[t0rix0x]

do you ever actually have coffee in your cup.? because if you do, your epic. i would so spill that while running. lmao.

[182Jman]

@t0rix0x he always does. he showed us in 1 vid

[BaileyViolette]

You actually look kinda cute in this video o___o

[SparklyCheeseburger]

2:18 foot flick lmao <3

[popiliciousfilms]

Tomorrow. I will be filming me with my wheezy 1 billion.(: available not only in black but also in silver((:

[mindfrek2415]

ur funny

[danicadR]

what's on your nose??

[butterflythinspo]

You are the reason for my existence, wheezywaiter. I love you.

wait. that seems a little obsessive. I'll rephrase that.

I like your videos.

[IssyRedbird]

I loved the Abercrombie and Fitch joke. XD

[chaoticcheesemelt]

I find it funny that you can't say pay for play politics, but you can say 999,999,999.

[250lespaul]

ok so i have the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme on my itunes and i decided to lower the volume and start listening to it right as this video started and it synchs up perfectly especially in the comments reading Wheezy one unveiling and when the coffees done. I love it when the coffees done.

[ubitcumajkemi]

great intro joke

[MrLannyP]

This man is a genious.

[u2andu2]

you have something on your nose...

[TheEpicFailLol]

Wheezy 1 Billion. Its called Skype :P

[connyluckirby9]

i took a crpa

[RemiFrance]

:D still watching your vids. it's 3.30.

and yeah, i have a life, i'm just ignoring it right now^^

[gattonero583]

you're so cute dammit :D

[BogoblinGamer]

I know this is an old video, but it's a Controlled Reception Pattern Antenna

[Mer1002]

The ending was hilarious. I love you <3

[wiidog91]

OoO

[ArranAI]

"Coffee makes me poopy"+"I love it when the coffee's done"="I love being poopy"

[UnBreakableJake]

whats that on ur nose

[Achw3l]

I love it when he showed the comment saying "crpa", he actually searched up the word "crpa" in the comments oO I also love it when the coffee's done :)

[amzngsarah]

"coffee makes me poopy" i shouldnt have laughed, but i did.

[austinzach00]

oh my god! I had to pause the video at "coffee makes me poopy" cuz I was laughing so hard! geeze!

[SephirothBurger]

i took a crpa

[fireflyb226]

what happened to your nose?

[whataboutyermom]

i would totally buy the wheezy 1 billion :D

[renku56]

That CRPA antenna thing made a lot of sense XD

[TDWTC]

The Weezy 1 billion is a pretty awesome idea

[iStealChairs]

Why not use que cards? ;D

[dangledog]

that was great

[BMW400THA]

it s so funy when the coffe is done

[TheTinklebery]

my favorite part is when the coffees done!!<3 coffee coffee coffee!!!!

[LaurelRavenclaw]

I Love it when the Coffee's done!

[RawkinOutt]

@LaurelRavenclaw word

[IssyRedbird]

@LaurelRavenclaw Who doesn't?! XD

[tjkin2]

man you are so damn entertaining. can you live in my house please? i just had my wisdom teeth out and am very bored

[FlamEffect]

why? why? why do you have to be so funny?!!!!!! seriously! makes me want to make typos just to see what happens.

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

After the Fitch joke, I paused for a second, got the joke and was like, "Aaah...This guy...Funny." Good joke.

[spheremaster]

what is a wheezy waiter and can I use your vids in my public access show?

[darkdefinder666]

why must cell phone compies try to beat the iphone the thing that makes the iphone so awsome is its hundreds of thousands of meaningless apps you can't beat it

[TheMadMatster]

i wanna know y he take the crpa? And is it for sale?

[AntonOortmann]

Coffee and tobacco makes me even more poopie!

[dannykrack]

I love your sense of humour. Your videos are splendid.

[fierdemon9]

the wound on your nose makes oyu look bad-ass.

[emmfan09]

XD at the crpa. You can decided what I'm really talking about here.

[Tardis910]

I laughed at the Fitch joke. Hehe. See, I did it again.

[Nerdbraska]

WE HAVE THE SAME LAPTOP. Wow.

[whateverisright48]

LOL! "No word on Fitch."

Wow! Just wow!

[Pantokraterix]

I totally got excited about your coffee and went to get my own.

[smiger77]

go to 1:37

[mattvot]

CRPA: freepatentsonline . com / 6466177.html

[iTrustHoes]

Wow.

I actually slapped my knee at that Abercrombie and Fitch joke.

One of the best vloggers I've seen in a while.

[sk8rdman]

I take a crpa pretty much every day.

[VBUN92]

Im so glad you put so much effort into memorizing things just to amuse us petty folk :) Thank you! You have made my day :)

[psyteamZ]

U R a WHACKO! xD

[imoanD]

yay diuretics

:)