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  • So is the teacher the visine eye guy

  • So this hot day...is it right after christmas? Or did like four months pass? :P

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  • great powers

  • For dry, red suns, ClearSuns(tm) is key.

  • That teacher sounds like Alan Greenspan.

  • 2:42 is where this episode gets good

  • "I'm really charged up today, must be eating my veggies."

    STATIC, NOW ENDORSING SPINACH IN THIS FEATURE-LENGTH FILM OF STATIC VS POPEYE, ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!

  • I love the voice actor of the teacher guy he's been in so many roles as boring monotonous roles, i.e. the mask, and other roles.

  • @EternalDarkness316 jim carry?

  • @EternalDarkness316 Um, i don't think Ben Stein was in the mask...

  • @KeyOfReason001 he was in son of the mask the sequal to "The mask"

  • @epicwinner234 Not a sequel. That was a BUTCHERING. A MASSACRE, but okay.

  • @KeyOfReason001 Ugh...I know horrible moive...

  • @epicwinner234 LOL, yeah. So thanks for the chat. I hope you have a good new years day. Peace.

  • hay ... hay and then virgil flies outta the alley like he was tossed by super man :)

  • teacher=guy frm eye drop commercial. "clear eye for dry eyes" lol

  • Alright, 100,000th viewer here. what do I get?

  • @abckookooman

    absolutely nothing try again at a million. 

  • wow i hated homework when i was in school but the teacher made it seem even more boooorrring

  • I wold hve beat dat teacha dwn dat mannnnnn funnnyyy

  • I wold hve beat dat teacha dwn

  • But the traffic in this town is scarier, man you've never been in SC

  • @nejitentenlee21 Whats "SC"?

  • I know the teacher is supopose to have a boring voice but I think his voice would actually be kinda funny. people trying to talk in an excited voice bores me nomadder what since what their talking about is not interesting in the least bit. theres needs to be something else to the person to make me want to listen. Iv listened to so many public speakers its now normal to speak in such a way, it nolonger does anything but bore the shit outa me. this teacher would actually make me laugh, any1 agree

  • his failure to control the car reminds me of playing physics games.

  • Well the teacher sounds real interested.

  • Bueller...Bueller

  • But the traffic in this town is even scarier...HAHAH

  • @2:45 ...isn't the door on the other side...?

  • Virgil you racist!

  • i cant tell if hes being sarcastic when he says "since you all seems so fascinated with this" in his monotoned voice,or if he really thinks that they think that, im sure sunspots are fascinating but not when u have a voice like that surprised virgil and richie havent fallen asleep.

  • Pgs 40-67 wth

  • hey teacher.... do a clear eyes commercial... puts the sunspots out... wow!

  • @psygrimlock ha!

  • "but daddy you've been old as long as I've known you :)"

    That's one thing every parent doesn't enjoy admitting....

  • blah blah blah 90's rock. one show... YOUNG JUSTICE

  • Shit about to hit the fan when static charges up

  • @5:40 i like the beat the light was amking

  • i like the beat the light was making

  • @zekemillz98 yeah!

  • this isnt amine, do u see big eyes and cat women? its not even western style cus its been so simplifyed. is just comic book style,

  • this really isnt a cartoon it's more like anime.since there are details.static shock was made based off the comic.like sonic used to be a cartoon but now a anime.

  • wow can that teacher be any more enthusiastic!!!!!! lol

  • That guy's voice can make anything boring

  • That teacher sounds like the guy in the eye drop commercials....

  • the teacher at the beginning sounds like the proffessor in Ferris Bueller's day off :P

  • oh shit tried to transform than bookm

  • i love static shock its educational and cool

  • @nwilliamson1231 And that's how it should be

  • @nwilliamson1231 Not to mention the awesome lines and jokes. Or innuendoes but I miss most of those unless someome points them out to me lol.

  • Ritchie: "discrimination, pure and simple" 2:19 to 2:22

    LMAOOO

  • man:you nearly threw me into orbit, i was scared to death!

    .......

    Man:really u think u could drop me off at 44th and third?

    Static:didnt u say u were scared to death?

    man:yeah, but traffic in this town is even scarier.

    lmao

  • @Bangbaby84 In a town filled with bang babies, how violent must the traffic be? Static should change his role to traffic warden if it's that bad....

  • @SilverDeusEx hes a all-purpose hero like he said in the 1st episode

  • This is one episode I never did get to see from start to finish, though what I don't get is rather than throwing the Zap Caps at Hot Streak why not just drain them of their build of power and use them on him?

  • 2:46 i actually thought it was someone yelling "hey"

  • @kopoloko98 Yeah, he was based off of the gay character form the comic book and another character :) Since it was a Y rated show they couldnt outright say it but Dwayne Mcduffy threw in as many hints as he could and outright SAID as far as he was concerned ritchie was gay :)

  • THE TEACHER SOUNDS LIKE THE CLEAR EYES COMMERCIAL GUY!!!!!!!!!! BEN STEIN!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

  • Man, that teacher is sssooo bori.... "snore"

  • 5 people joined the metabreed. Static haters!

  • Boooooorrring teacher.. Holy cow... *falls asleep 3 seconds in*

  • the lights at 5:40 have agood beat to them

  • @kopoloko98 ^^; Actually that was dwayne Mcduffies "sublte" way of letting everyone know what "team" richie batted for, if ya catch my drift lol

  • This teacher is more harsh than my university professor

  • 2 people i've noun have said that this show is rasist i dont get it

    why do you guys that is

  • @lennar1993 noun........hahah lol Lame..a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea....and why the hell did you say>why do you guys that is....

  • @lennar1993 I think they're wrong and judgmental, or your just making it up. And brush up on your English, I've never seen someone type '' known'' like that. You need to learn how to spell words you don't understand too. Your question at the end makes no sense.

  • 2 people i've noun have said that this show is rasist i dont get it

  • that teachers voice could be used to treat insomniac patients instantly i know i would end up sleeping during class lol

  • wait, was that old lady right behind those axes?

  • i dont know man ive been tryen to find out what that song is too for the longest

    it would be nice if i had found it cuz that song makes me daydream about good times.

  • what the song at 5:03-5:37?

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  • this is the first episode of static i ever saw =)

  • haha at 2:46 i thought a person was yelling hay at Virgel LOL

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  • @STVRstudios Exactly how I feel.

  • Static's on steroids! XD

  • At 2:48 the "hey hey" scared me! I thought someone was like "omg no, hes skipping classes, HEY HEY"

  • @Pokechi07 me too i was seeing if anyone saw that.

  • Static keeps on cutting classes... -.-

  • AM I ZERGLY ENOUGH FOR THE ZERG CLUB

  • "Didn't you just say you were scared to death?"

    "Yeah, but the traffic in this town is even scarier."

    Hahaha. Hilarious and so so true.

  • ha ha ha i luv that guy in the car

  • Bueller?...Bueller?

  • Who voices that teacher?

    I'm sure I heard that voice in some other cartoons before

    Wonder how much he makes?

  • he went into the alley without his backpack

  • @9115638

    he must have had his outfit under his clothes :P

  • that teacher just gives me bad memories. I had a Ben Stein-toned teacher in middle school. more exciting than a puddle of sludge.

  • Cmon, really? ...that's just lame. At least put it this way: Static has become a Meta-Sayian, with the power level of 1000000! He could easily beat Vegeta!

  • BAda bing bing (hell no)

  • lol I thought those Heys when he was leaving the school was a teacher telling him to stop.

  • @Raltsly7 me too .. lol some jackass minused you I plused you again.. lmao .. now watch both of us get minused to hell XD

  • Thanks a lot dude!

  • thought so too.

  • i like when he turns into static

  • "Didn't you just say you were scared to death?"

    "Yeah, but the traffic in this town is even scarier."

    BWAHAHAAH

  • gatta check if i can comment now

  • Anyone else notice at 5:42 the light is giving a beat?

  • @narutardted i noticed and dam dancing silverware

  • @stormyelarasu HOUSE HOLD RAVE

  • Ahaha virgle's teachers are such idiots XD

    Hey teacher I left my hall pass in the hall can I go get it?

    Teacher: sure whatever

    XD

  • yo yo yo ima african american and i love japanese everything

  • hey im asian and i still love american cartoons! (and thats saying something!!!!) in fact anime gets repetitive while american cartoons have different flavors.... but i do agree that cartoons nowadays are a piece of crap.... its no argument why lil kids watch south park or family guy

  • @hahyunlee I find it kind of entertaining that I feel the same way positively about anime and negatively toward cartoons for the same reasons.

  • @hahyunlee

    however

    there is one modern cartoon that is INCREDIBLY good: my little pony friendship is magic

  • @roxasfruit AMEN.

  • @hahyunlee why does asians hate on americans

  • @hahyunlee yah i may have to agree with you on that sadly the crappy cartoons are just the warm up for another scourge especially for channels like family, cartoon network, nickolodeon, and sadly YTV the live action teen sitcoms and game shows so fuckin bad it makes wheel of fortune look like Jeopardy

  • I remember the day I saw this back when I was in 5th grade...wow...what the past will do to you.

  • wow, that teacher's almost as boring as john kerry

  • @tflood93 ALMOST! XD But thankfully its not possible.

  • he got so powerful he shorted out the video

  • LOL, Virgil/Static's dad ain't no joke! I'm laughing at Mr. Hawkins getting all over Virgil's ass about going on a date with Daisy when he's going over to her house for studying.

  • spongebob FTW lol. But i like this show too.

  • is it me...or does ritchie's earing keep getting bigger then smaller then bigger.

  • damn lolz static is trippin this Episode

  • I sure miss seeing this show CN.

    too bad it lasted froom 2001 to 2004

  • 1:05 - 1:23 its the clear eyes guy

  • Ben Stein.

  • ben stein?

  • buller, buller

  • these are the cartoons i like to see not crap like spongebob and monster buster club

  • Well just because you like these cartoons , Dosent mean you bite on others . Spongebobs about comedy towards YOUNGER KIDS . This isnt meant for 5-7 age groups .

    People have their own opinions , but dont be a bitch .

    Plus I happen to Like spongebob .

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  • 1. Bo-Bo-Bo-b- (ETC) is an ANIME, NOT MEANT FOR AMERICAN AUDIENCES.

    2. I will give you it most cartoons today SUCK .

    3. YOU NEED TO LEARN GRAMMAR ( No Offensive ? )

  • That was a typo from writing so fast and none taken.

  • Actually I was making fun of your grammar when I said "No offencive ? " Because thats what you said.

  • ??!!..

  • Damn right they suck...

  • @xerolalala well.... 1.All anime isn't meant for American audiences, but alot of it is, and has been translated and dubbed for such.

    2. Yes, ALL American cartoons SUCK. Period.

    3. Thank you for standing up for grammar. :)

  • they do now a days but it was awesome in the ninetys

  • the 90s? wt r u talking about this was lke 2003 or 4 may b

  • @bboydizzy69 i wasnt talking about this show i was talking about the 90's line-up period

  • me and my cousins love spongebob and were 13, 10, and 6

    yeah sb sp FTW!!!

  • @RandomStaticPS3 your comparing

    comedies to action cartoons ?

  • @RandomStaticPS3 mbc is crap but spongebob is ok how old are you cause when your older you probably wont like spongebob

  • @RandomStaticPS3 u like adventure time?

  • @RandomStaticPS3 Spongebob is actually pretty funny though.

  • @RandomStaticPS3 Too right, there are some other toons that are crap and not just Spongebob, Robotomy in my opinion as well as Ordinary Show, Mis-Adventure of Flap Jack, and Finn and Jake are all down right retarded as I see it.

  • @RandomStaticPS3 Hey! U can dis every show u want to, but NEVER dis Spongebob!

  • @RandomStaticPS3

    hey, NEVER DIS THE MONSTER BUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! although i agree with you on spongebob

  • @RandomStaticPS3 WTF i had no idea there was a show called monster buster club, i thought cartoons were ruined but i didn't know they brought something like that out. i puked after seeing it, damn glad i'm a 90's kid.

  • Lol Virgel is his own lighting bolt now XD

  • smallville and static shock they can't use thier power from the sun or from the sunspots

  • ya I noticed that too

  • Thier powers are dierlcy connected to the sun are in statics case its macnetic felid

  • smallville this is like whe clark(superman) use his power in this epesode the episode is perry in seanson 3 epidode 5

  • They should've continued this after the last episode

  • "I thought you said you were scared to death!"

    "Yeah, but the traffic in this town is even scarier!"

  • Hotstreak EEEEEEEEEEEE!

    I love him, even though he's an evil Bang Baby,

    YOU ROCK HOTSTREAK!!

  • how old is static supposed to be again?

  • Static Shock started in 2001 ended in 2004.

  • i mean how old is static himself?

  • The first episode Static is 14 then he is 16 years old when the show ends.

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  • ALL NATURAL STEROIDS!

  • whats with the hey hey at 2:47

  • teachers callinq for him maybe ?

  • it was the music that was going to start duh

    LOL

  • Ferris Bueller, Bueller, Bueller

  • everybody in this show is dirty. everyone wears the same clothes every episode. lol

  • If you haven't noticed that happens in just about every cartoon

  • damm pg 40-67 ?! i would flip