Im playing a parody of Bill O' in a game of Exalted. There is an ability my character has called inexplicable lunar wonders which makes it so that people cannot explain Lunar actions...
I-can explain Bill O'Reilly in three easy words so j st pay me a billion dollars in advance & I'll never explain do it in real time & I'll also never transgress on the official Microsoft "REALITY" Website from Langley ever again unless the Illuminati gives me prior written permission AND I'm paid a billion dollars in advance...
No rubbery George Washington's so cash or bank cheque only please...
You can't buy MY soul but my sense of humor is for sale just like Colbert...
Someone like this is paid millions of dollars a year to be on national TV. You can't explain that can you, Mr Reason Man? Therefore, god did it, cause he's winning and Jesus shed his tiger-blood for all good little pinheads. Amen.
If I had been on the show then I would have stood up...
"Excuse me! Is there a SMALL CHILD in the audience? A kindergartener perhaps? Could you please tell Bill what causes the tides, and what school you're from so he can go there?"
"Christians want to credit God..." Erm...no they don't.
"Science has been making great progress in..."
Twust me...Communsm is best for all...just need to get past dictator phase...be patience.
"Science is an open highway to progress. Christianity is..."
Twust me...just take my wode for it!
Kidding aside...I hate how people can't actually share real information in "public" on the internet 'cause it's always 500-1000 word max. As Noam Chomsky said, "The sign of a truly totali
@ebaltrace That feeling you had...when you wrote your last comment...probably whats bubbling inside you as you're reading this...it's what happens when one reads broad brush "sound of one hand clapping" statements like "Science Climbs the Ladder to Discovery.....Religion Kneels at the Altar of Superstition" and "God created Science (and athiests)." It's an unpleasant feeling stemming from unpleasant broad brush comments. I think you get my point. No one appreciates brow beating comments.
@ozmoroid Awesome video man! How this guy hasn't been fired for those insulting to atheists, insulting to religious folk, insulting to Americans, insulting to White folk, insulting to his guest, and insulting to his viewing audience comments about tides is beyond me!!!
Oz, if you ever get time, I would be really interested to hear what we actually know about "how the moon got there". You probably know a thing or two about the subject.
ROFL. Love the video. Bill reminds me of a little kid. Get your shoes. WHY? We are going to the car. WHY? We need to go to the store. WHY? We have to buy food. WHY? We ate the food we had. WHY? We got hungry? WHY? .... It is clear that Bill possess only enough childlike intellect to ask infinitely regressing and increasing moronic questions with no intent to listen to the answers.
that knucklehead is a joke and his averaged over 60 audience can die off with him. has anyone seen the unedited interview of him and Jon Stewart where he indirectly admits that it's all a game.
Obviously when I said "You can't explain the tides" it was my way of expressing how we don't know the origin of the matter at the beginning of time and the expansion of the universe, isn't it obvious?
@ozmoroid Yep. It's the most inane approach to arguing for faith in a specific brand of Creator that any adult has ever used in the history of the universe. Bill O'Reilly makes a mockery of American Universities and Seminaries. There is a reason it's call faith. It's a personal choice. There is no proof either way. And debating which faith is better is idiotic. It's subjective, like art. What college did he attend? I want to make sure no one I care about goes there.
@TheRationalizer How'd the expanding universe get there? So on and so on. You can't explain that. Really, you can't. There's no reason for something to come out of nothing, and I mean literal nothing, nothing cannot possibly sprout something. It takes more faith to believe there's no god than to believe there is one. L2Apatheism. Stop giving a fuck about god or the lack of. It's not going to effect us when we all have skin-cancer because the fucking ozone layer is non-existent.
Your mistake is that you think the expanding universe was the beginning of the universe when it was merely the beginning of its current format.
It wasn't made out of "literally nothing" quantum space for example is teeming with energy creating and destroying particles. Watch "A universe from nothing" by Laurence Krauss. The problem is not the science, but your ignorance of it.
@TheRationalizer And the universe was just conveniently set-up to create everything for no reason? You need to have faith in that everything has existed infinitely, through the act of nothing. People confuse atheism with the lack of belief, when it requires a lot more belief to believe everything has existed infinitely for no reason. It wasn't a mistake, because I can still ask: How'd the beginning of everything that explains atheism get there? How'd quantum space get there? Can't explain that.
@TheRationalizer Now, but it may have been previously. Now your ignorance is the problem. The universe doesn't just end beyond what we have discovered of it, either. Get some imagination.
@TheRationalizer As I said, I'm an apatheist. I don't give a fuck if there is a god or not, it obviously doesn't intervene with human affairs if it exists, but I still don't believe everything formed meaninglessly. I won't center my life on something I can't and won't know for sure. No one is doubtless in the aspect of religion, or the lack thereof, unless they're completely batshit-insane.
@TheRationalizer Not knowing doesn't mean to give up searching and doesn't mean you can just fill that "hole" with whatever story you want... this reminds me of egyptians. If you're a creationist or a scientist it doesn't matter just RESPECT those who doesn't agree with you and like Fox loves to say.. SHUT UP! ( Just kidding I'm not that immature :P)
@TheRationalizer I'm not religious and I consider myself a rational being and I'm practical. I won't say anything about any religion as long as it doesn't hurt innocent people like in the case of ablation. What I mean with respect what they believe isn't to agree or admire is just to be tolerant and don't attack even if you have all the evidence. It's like fighting with a little kid you just cant put your mind to that level, be the adult instead. Sorry if I offended you O'Reilly got on my nerves
Religion is an idea, an idea deserve respect based on its merits alone and not the sentimental attachment of its adherents.
To use your analogy : The problem with this little kid is that when it grows up (Afghanistan/Iran) it has the mentality of a child but the power of a very large adult.
@TheRationalizer But still we can't do nothing about it cause muslims and christians will teach their kids whatever they want and we can't take away their kids from them.. we can only hope those kids are smart enough to not be martyrs which is only the case of extremist muslims. Now there are choices out there, you can believe in this or that but its a personal decision, the right to choose. If all of us would practice tolerance (as long as it doesnt hurt other people) we wouldnt need to agree
Sure there is stuff we can do about it. We can make available material which dispels the myths and fallacies on which their unfounded beliefs are based on. For every believer that becomes a non-believer there will be countless offspring that are not believers.
It can work, just look at places like Norway and Sweden!
@TheRationalizer Oh but thats a good alternative since you aren't really forcing the material into people but making it available which is I think the best option. All I wanted to say is that we can discuss about anything without using offensive words which will only make other people more resolute about their positions. My best wishes for you :)
This reminds me of something I read once, I think it was in a Stephan J. Gould book, about a woman who believed the Earth was held up on the back of a giant turtle. When asked what held up the turtle, she replied, " its turtles all the way down". Face it people, 60% of America has such a low I.Q. there is very little hope for us.
science explains how the moon got her as well. it also explains how the earth got there, it explains how the sun got there, it explains the tides and diversity of life. what science does not explain is what occurred exactly at the point of the big bang. we can explain what happened one planck unit after the big bang, but bill o'reilly can't even explain what a planck unit is.
LOL :) He wants answers to his questions....and millions can answer them on Youtube :) and yet....comments disabled :) WOW! How typical, ask a question, but don't allow for an answer...ok...I give up then.
Holy shit.
Andromedonian 4 days ago
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mphello 2 weeks ago
Im playing a parody of Bill O' in a game of Exalted. There is an ability my character has called inexplicable lunar wonders which makes it so that people cannot explain Lunar actions...
Will use this song at our next gaming session.
SephieRothe 1 month ago in playlist 'Apologetic' Music
It never fails to amaze me that people listen to that moron.
rrward 2 months ago
sick tapping ozmoroid!
wasabiwilliams 4 months ago
"There's never a miscommunication." hahahaaha you made it sound so funny.
ApostateOfTheDamned 4 months ago
May the Deities Bless Les Pauls dead soul for Making Mutitrack. Without it we would never have this great piece of work.
SteampunkPagan 4 months ago
FUCK IT. LET'S DO THIS SHIT LIVE GOD DAMNIT!
aby1ism 4 months ago
moon got born, and when he was 16 he joined the who, thats the real moon.
ConnorG56 5 months ago
Two memes were created on this day.
BlackFingerFilms 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YOU can't explain that!
AustriaDictator 5 months ago
1:44 OH SHIT DUDE FROM RAGECOMICS!!!!
analfabetax987 6 months ago
I-can explain Bill O'Reilly in three easy words so j st pay me a billion dollars in advance & I'll never explain do it in real time & I'll also never transgress on the official Microsoft "REALITY" Website from Langley ever again unless the Illuminati gives me prior written permission AND I'm paid a billion dollars in advance...
No rubbery George Washington's so cash or bank cheque only please...
You can't buy MY soul but my sense of humor is for sale just like Colbert...
spacelizardlaw 6 months ago
this fucking owns
Turnips5 7 months ago
How do you explain the ties?
Gravity from the moon
How'd the moon get there?
Probably a result of an impact
How'd the stuff in the impact get there?
Sucked in by the sun's gravity
How'd the sun get there?
Billions of years of gases congregating and becoming dense
How'd the gases get there?
.....stupid.
ArranoGris 8 months ago
Bill O'Rielly still has a job
You cant explain THAT!
jcwhite1288 8 months ago
uhm...MEMEBASE!?
FireRunner905 8 months ago
How is it that if I drop a rock, it fall?
It must be God.
Bill is a very acute observer and realized that the tides move in both directions, I bet none of you had noticed.
ignorant atheists
pitiyanqui1 8 months ago
@pitiyanqui1 ... Can't tell if trolling...
TheEnchantedCereal 6 months ago
yesterday was thursday, today it is friday. you cant explain that
TheSundayDelight 8 months ago
@TheSundayDelight Put garbage out Sunday night.
Gone on Monday morning
You can't explain that.
FetaCheese222 6 months ago
I would destroy him on live TV. Maybe one day I'll get the chance.
illumined1 8 months ago
Someone like this is paid millions of dollars a year to be on national TV. You can't explain that can you, Mr Reason Man? Therefore, god did it, cause he's winning and Jesus shed his tiger-blood for all good little pinheads. Amen.
Cannonfodder69 9 months ago
If I had been on the show then I would have stood up...
"Excuse me! Is there a SMALL CHILD in the audience? A kindergartener perhaps? Could you please tell Bill what causes the tides, and what school you're from so he can go there?"
rkyeun 9 months ago
@rkyeun lol. ;-)
ozmoroid 9 months ago
love the music man haha catchy tune
incompleteinsanity 9 months ago
Thumbs up if Coughlan brought you here!
gothkid287 10 months ago
Is it ok id I start to worship you now Ozmoroid? :D awesome video
FrozenPetrolPie 10 months ago
1 min 49 still REALLY makes me laugh :D
TheRationalizer 10 months ago
hahaha. nice work man.
justlayinglow333 10 months ago
Christians want to credit God whenever they can't understand something.
Science has been making great progress in coming up with all the answers. Just be patient.
Science is an open highway to progress. Christianity is a dead end.
ebaltrace 10 months ago
@ebaltrace
"Christians want to credit God..." Erm...no they don't.
"Science has been making great progress in..."
Twust me...Communsm is best for all...just need to get past dictator phase...be patience.
"Science is an open highway to progress. Christianity is..."
Twust me...just take my wode for it!
Kidding aside...I hate how people can't actually share real information in "public" on the internet 'cause it's always 500-1000 word max. As Noam Chomsky said, "The sign of a truly totali
lohell13 10 months ago
@lohell13 Do you write your comments with "Speak and Spell" even though you speak with a lisp?
Science Climbs the Ladder to Discovery....Religion Kneels at the Altar of Superstition.
ebaltrace 10 months ago
@ebaltrace Speek and Spell...that's funny...haha.
And since this dialogue is not veering from the broad brush "sound of one hand clapping" statements....
Science is Religion and Religion is Science.
Religion and Science go hand in hand and do not conflict.
God both exists and does not exist at the same time.
The greatest moves forward in Human History were started because Religious people followed their Religious passions.
God created Science (and athiests).
We can go on and on....
lohell13 10 months ago
@lohell13 Please don't waste any more of my time unless you have something relevant to write.
ebaltrace 10 months ago
@ebaltrace That feeling you had...when you wrote your last comment...probably whats bubbling inside you as you're reading this...it's what happens when one reads broad brush "sound of one hand clapping" statements like "Science Climbs the Ladder to Discovery.....Religion Kneels at the Altar of Superstition" and "God created Science (and athiests)." It's an unpleasant feeling stemming from unpleasant broad brush comments. I think you get my point. No one appreciates brow beating comments.
lohell13 10 months ago
"Oh, my God! They caught me... move the goalpost! Oh, my God, they know... move the goalpost!"
RyuDarragh 10 months ago
Reilly is a middle school dropout. Nothing goes into his brain, Crap always comes out of his mouth. Never a miss!!! always crap
muzammilali007 10 months ago
needs more views :)
Richy15251 10 months ago
do you make the music yourself?
just wondering
Madman1234855 10 months ago
@Madman1234855 I did, all by my lonesome, via the miracle of multi-track recording.
ozmoroid 10 months ago
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lohell13 10 months ago
@ozmoroid Awesome video man! How this guy hasn't been fired for those insulting to atheists, insulting to religious folk, insulting to Americans, insulting to White folk, insulting to his guest, and insulting to his viewing audience comments about tides is beyond me!!!
lohell13 10 months ago
I hope he dies before I get old !
CorporalNym 10 months ago
@CorporalNym hahahah :D
banana1337kivi 10 months ago
Oz, if you ever get time, I would be really interested to hear what we actually know about "how the moon got there". You probably know a thing or two about the subject.
hugesinker 10 months ago
How do magnets work?
216trixie 10 months ago
@216trixie ; "How do magnets work?"
I made a video on the subject. ;-)
Desertphile 10 months ago
i don't think bill is actually that stupid. he just knows his target audience.
SalvadorDali22 10 months ago
HAHAHAH! Holy shit, does he actually believe people who called him on that BS, are desperate?
And then his defence is "How did it get there?" ????
What a sad, confused old fuck.
reddog22000 10 months ago
ROFL. Love the video. Bill reminds me of a little kid. Get your shoes. WHY? We are going to the car. WHY? We need to go to the store. WHY? We have to buy food. WHY? We ate the food we had. WHY? We got hungry? WHY? .... It is clear that Bill possess only enough childlike intellect to ask infinitely regressing and increasing moronic questions with no intent to listen to the answers.
th30r3m 10 months ago
lol, I really enjoyed this. thanks for making it.
that knucklehead is a joke and his averaged over 60 audience can die off with him. has anyone seen the unedited interview of him and Jon Stewart where he indirectly admits that it's all a game.
mike7743 10 months ago
hahahaha awesome
Styxhexenhammer666 10 months ago
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect! Brilliant! More words that denote awesomeness!!!!! Good luck in the contest!!!!!
opticrainbow 10 months ago
AWESOME
NateFosterSR 10 months ago
definitely one of the BEST!!!
good luck
emancoy 10 months ago
You can't explain the tides!
(Moon)
Well how did the Moon get there?
(Theia)
Well how did Theia get there then?
(Supernova)
Where did the exploding star come from?
(Expanding universe)
Obviously when I said "You can't explain the tides" it was my way of expressing how we don't know the origin of the matter at the beginning of time and the expansion of the universe, isn't it obvious?
PIN HEADS!
TheRationalizer 10 months ago
@TheRationalizer Exactly. Bill just keeps digging a deeper hole for himself.
ozmoroid 10 months ago
@ozmoroid Yep. It's the most inane approach to arguing for faith in a specific brand of Creator that any adult has ever used in the history of the universe. Bill O'Reilly makes a mockery of American Universities and Seminaries. There is a reason it's call faith. It's a personal choice. There is no proof either way. And debating which faith is better is idiotic. It's subjective, like art. What college did he attend? I want to make sure no one I care about goes there.
SaarduLady 4 months ago
@TheRationalizer How'd the expanding universe get there? So on and so on. You can't explain that. Really, you can't. There's no reason for something to come out of nothing, and I mean literal nothing, nothing cannot possibly sprout something. It takes more faith to believe there's no god than to believe there is one. L2Apatheism. Stop giving a fuck about god or the lack of. It's not going to effect us when we all have skin-cancer because the fucking ozone layer is non-existent.
FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK 9 months ago
@FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
Your mistake is that you think the expanding universe was the beginning of the universe when it was merely the beginning of its current format.
It wasn't made out of "literally nothing" quantum space for example is teeming with energy creating and destroying particles. Watch "A universe from nothing" by Laurence Krauss. The problem is not the science, but your ignorance of it.
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer And the universe was just conveniently set-up to create everything for no reason? You need to have faith in that everything has existed infinitely, through the act of nothing. People confuse atheism with the lack of belief, when it requires a lot more belief to believe everything has existed infinitely for no reason. It wasn't a mistake, because I can still ask: How'd the beginning of everything that explains atheism get there? How'd quantum space get there? Can't explain that.
FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK 9 months ago
@FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
Over 99% of the universe is uninhabitable, to suppose it was set up for the purpose of life is pure fantasy.
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer Now, but it may have been previously. Now your ignorance is the problem. The universe doesn't just end beyond what we have discovered of it, either. Get some imagination.
FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK 9 months ago
@FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK
99% uninhabitable. Do you believe in an incompetent god then?
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer As I said, I'm an apatheist. I don't give a fuck if there is a god or not, it obviously doesn't intervene with human affairs if it exists, but I still don't believe everything formed meaninglessly. I won't center my life on something I can't and won't know for sure. No one is doubtless in the aspect of religion, or the lack thereof, unless they're completely batshit-insane.
FUUAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer Not knowing doesn't mean to give up searching and doesn't mean you can just fill that "hole" with whatever story you want... this reminds me of egyptians. If you're a creationist or a scientist it doesn't matter just RESPECT those who doesn't agree with you and like Fox loves to say.. SHUT UP! ( Just kidding I'm not that immature :P)
incompleteinsanity 9 months ago
@incompleteinsanity
Respect religious people? Sure!
Respect what they believe? Not without reason!
Respect their right to teach their children blatant untruths against clear evidence?
Respect their right to terrify their children with stories of hell?
Respect their rights to permanently mutilate the genitals of their children before they are old enough to decide for themselves?
NEVER!
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer I'm not religious and I consider myself a rational being and I'm practical. I won't say anything about any religion as long as it doesn't hurt innocent people like in the case of ablation. What I mean with respect what they believe isn't to agree or admire is just to be tolerant and don't attack even if you have all the evidence. It's like fighting with a little kid you just cant put your mind to that level, be the adult instead. Sorry if I offended you O'Reilly got on my nerves
incompleteinsanity 9 months ago
@incompleteinsanity
Religion is an idea, an idea deserve respect based on its merits alone and not the sentimental attachment of its adherents.
To use your analogy : The problem with this little kid is that when it grows up (Afghanistan/Iran) it has the mentality of a child but the power of a very large adult.
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer But still we can't do nothing about it cause muslims and christians will teach their kids whatever they want and we can't take away their kids from them.. we can only hope those kids are smart enough to not be martyrs which is only the case of extremist muslims. Now there are choices out there, you can believe in this or that but its a personal decision, the right to choose. If all of us would practice tolerance (as long as it doesnt hurt other people) we wouldnt need to agree
incompleteinsanity 9 months ago
@incompleteinsanity
Sure there is stuff we can do about it. We can make available material which dispels the myths and fallacies on which their unfounded beliefs are based on. For every believer that becomes a non-believer there will be countless offspring that are not believers.
It can work, just look at places like Norway and Sweden!
TheRationalizer 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer Oh but thats a good alternative since you aren't really forcing the material into people but making it available which is I think the best option. All I wanted to say is that we can discuss about anything without using offensive words which will only make other people more resolute about their positions. My best wishes for you :)
incompleteinsanity 9 months ago
@TheRationalizer
hahahhaha, awesome!
nthusiastt 5 months ago
needs more views
Richy15251 10 months ago
Food goes in, poop goes out. You cant explain that.
grendelee 10 months ago
I seriously enjoyed this. I dont know why.
Tiwaking 10 months ago
@Tiwaking You can't explain it.
ozmoroid 10 months ago
The look of perplexed disgust on David Silverman's face is just exactly the right one for what he just heard.
deriamis 10 months ago
@deriamis To me, he looks almost exactly like the 'omgwtflol' face from the rage face meme.
Kastagaar 10 months ago
@Kastagaar Do a Google search for "atheist rage face" and see what you get. I totally want that on a shirt.
deriamis 10 months ago
Another fantastic vid, Oz. Nice playing :)
How'd the moon get there? Haha.. Funny stuff.
Stibsie 10 months ago
AAAHAHAHAHA This guy is so fucking stupid!!! And David Silverman is making the "seriously?" rage face. Oh man... I'm dying here. This made my day XD
Phendraana 10 months ago
I could listen to this for hours 8)
I haven't seen many other entries, but I'm rooting for you.
TheCuriousWays 11 months ago
Fucking insane Christianic cultists.
NotSoOldHippy 11 months ago
O'Reilly... how did he get there? Can't explain...
rebelde69ateo 11 months ago
Nice, im gunnin for ye!
stonedcommander 11 months ago
@stonedcommander Argh matey, do ye be preparing a proper broadside from yer ship 'o the line? ;-)
ozmoroid 10 months ago
@ozmoroid Holy shit please tell me that was a Sid Meier's Pirates! reference?
facelessone1391 9 months ago
Bill doing the classic old "God of the gaps"
rokkvi1 11 months ago
Well, I had a shot until I saw this one. Damn, that's good.
scarletspeed7 11 months ago
For an extra laugh check the like/dislike ration on O'Reilly's video that Ozmoroid linked to in the description bar.
RememberJudas314 11 months ago
At what point do we deduce that Bill is just trolling us all? I almost expect him to break into a Rick Roll at any moment.
5avan10 11 months ago
Tide goes out, Tide comes in
Never a missed, Communicayshin
Fucking brilliant!
TheRationalizer 11 months ago
2 people got washed away in the tide...
wiseassgamer 11 months ago
WIN.
inmedx 11 months ago
win.
CiphersSon 11 months ago
ROTFLMAO brilliant
rozeboosje 11 months ago
Someone needs to let Bills tyres down.
bonnie43uk 11 months ago
This reminds me of something I read once, I think it was in a Stephan J. Gould book, about a woman who believed the Earth was held up on the back of a giant turtle. When asked what held up the turtle, she replied, " its turtles all the way down". Face it people, 60% of America has such a low I.Q. there is very little hope for us.
demonorse 11 months ago
I can't explain how fucking great this is. If I could vote...
arcanics1971 11 months ago
I don't even have to watch the other entries, this one is going to win :)
You have a great singing voice by the way!
TheRationalizer 11 months ago
I love how most theistic arguments are basically:
"I don't get it, therefore magyck man in the sky dun it"
bogartnumbertwo 11 months ago
awesome vid oz, was wondering if you'd let me feature it on my channel?
hellshade2 11 months ago
@hellshade2 Certainly.
ozmoroid 11 months ago
a sure gold here....unless coughlan starts drug testing... 1:58 - 2:15 flashback was a bad trip man
penvsword 11 months ago
This is fucking good!
Boy192 11 months ago
So well done
ryb19100 11 months ago
You are a person of so many talents! This was terrific!
AuntieDiluvian 11 months ago
Oh, man, you should sing pwnage for more than just olympics!
meritocratic1337 11 months ago
This was great man. Thumbs up!
RJhasFLOW 11 months ago
Never never let Bill get away from this. Stick it to him to demonstrate his utter ignorance of basic knowledge.
farvision 11 months ago
Thoroughly enjoyed it, thanks ozmoroid :)
ofpfury 11 months ago
You win the game.
Herpencounter 11 months ago
Bravo!!!
MrLeedsman 11 months ago
epic!
CarbonSuit 11 months ago
PWND Bill ! Can you Explain That Bill??
vince38curious2 11 months ago
Oh my fucking =GODS= this is fucking awesome! There's no way I can top this.
Desertphile 11 months ago
@Desertphile Dude, you've got the silver voice. We're talking Marty Robbins here. No lie, My voice sux. Make the vid, make the vid!
ozmoroid 11 months ago
Awesome. I like that version of the Who's song.
TheCurmudgen 11 months ago
Watching Bill call others "pinheads" is quite ironic.
videoguy604 11 months ago
'I've written books and people have actually bought them. You can't explain that!' ROFL
skywize 11 months ago
wonderful!
WildwoodClaire1 11 months ago
WINNER!
deepashtray 11 months ago
Ozmoroid has less than 10,000 subscribers; you can't explain that!
SSJ3Ulcer 11 months ago
Those silly scientists thinking the moon causes tides, everybody knows tides are caused by whale farts!
TheMudbrooker 11 months ago
Fucking Media Magnates... how do they work?
DeathofSpeech 11 months ago
The lyrical content when juxtaposed with the classic composition of The Who gave the piece a poignancy I have not felt in quite a long time.
I'm weepy here. Really.
Rev
irreverentreverend 11 months ago
How did he get a job on a national news network? I CERTAINLY CAN'T EXPLAIN.
dangerouslytalented 11 months ago
bill o Riley and glenn beck disliked this video.
jacobpaprotskiy 11 months ago
AuntieDiluvian has some serious competition.
SoundOfScilence 11 months ago
Is O'Reilly a cannibal troll ?
biscoito1r 11 months ago
great entry, loved it!
kalsolarUK 11 months ago
awesome
eddygoombah 11 months ago
Money goes in, soda comes out. You can't explain that.
CranesNotSkyHooks 11 months ago
@CranesNotSkyHooks
How did the soda get there? You can't explain that.
DubRighteous 11 months ago
@CranesNotSkyHooks Yeah, that one's actually a lot more confusing than the tides.
OgreVI 11 months ago
Double excellent!
mousegeek 11 months ago
Nicely done
emptywithoutbrain 11 months ago
Oh, I don't know. I think Pete Townsend might actually be proud to be parodied this way. I KNOW Keith Moon is. I asked him.
AncientAtheist 11 months ago
@AncientAtheist
How did Keith Moon get there... You can't explain that.
DeathofSpeech 11 months ago
*Sounding like the Hokey Pokey*
The tides come in, and the tides go out
The tides come in. Man, your brain is sauerkraut.
You're stupid Bill O'Rilley and I think you know about,
as much as a Rainbow Trout.
fonoflux1 11 months ago
The fact that he still has a show, I really can't explain that!
hugesinker 11 months ago
Well then where did the explanation come from? You can't explain that!
oggztah 11 months ago
Nice...
Wrath0fKhan 11 months ago
so the only reason he believes in god is because there is no person who can answer all his questions? His father must have been a real asshole.
wwickeddogg 11 months ago
Sarah Palin is fully qualified to explain the tides because she can see the moon from her house.
claudiaquat 11 months ago
@claudiaquat
That's not the moon... Vlad Putin's head rises above her house every evening.
DeathofSpeech 11 months ago
Awesome song!
DeletedDelusion 11 months ago
Be happy that was awesome. Rolf!
Danmill23 11 months ago
@Danmill23 Rolling On Laughing Floor?...really? Try ROFL next time.
FatLingon 11 months ago
@FatLingon I have a special laughing floor .... for rolling on ... and ... laughing. (:
Danmill23 11 months ago
Nice. I don't know how I'm gonna top that :S
lapkine77 11 months ago
Lol....
Elenkhos 11 months ago
I remember when the 45 rpm record came out with this song on the flip side. Great memories. Nice cover and lyrics to go with Good old Billy O.
saxmanchiro 11 months ago
science explains how the moon got her as well. it also explains how the earth got there, it explains how the sun got there, it explains the tides and diversity of life. what science does not explain is what occurred exactly at the point of the big bang. we can explain what happened one planck unit after the big bang, but bill o'reilly can't even explain what a planck unit is.
greycloud24 11 months ago
@greycloud24 That's because Bill O'Reilly IS a plank!
glyderau 11 months ago
Orangutan facepalm!!!
glifencible 11 months ago
O'Reilly made 2 accounts to dislike this video...
83Hammerhead 11 months ago
Smiled from the first bar to the last. :)
philhellenes 11 months ago
top vid Oz mate, quality.
Rockster969 11 months ago
Charlie Sheen is jealous of Ozmoroid's WINNING!!!!
nishbrown 11 months ago
Billo: "The existence of tides IRREFUTABLY PROVES THAT GOD EXISTS!"
Sane world: "Uh, Bill? There's this thing called gravity, and the moon's pulls on water, causing the tides."
Billo: "THERE'S NO WORDS THERE! I mean, HOW'D THE MOON GET THERE? THE EXISTENCE OF THE MOON IS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS!"
Sane world: "Hold on a second, just a minute ago you said tides were irrefutable proof, and they're not, Bill.."
Billo: "TURN OFF HIS MIC!"
Let's hope Billo goes the way of Beck
EdwardHowton 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Fuck it, we will do it live!
REBMike1 11 months ago
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REBMike1 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, thanks for this :D brilliant stuff! Dorky singing, awesome guitar solo and funny lyrics!
love it
banana1337kivi 11 months ago
LOL :) He wants answers to his questions....and millions can answer them on Youtube :) and yet....comments disabled :) WOW! How typical, ask a question, but don't allow for an answer...ok...I give up then.
Azrhei 11 months ago
WOW nice work, great song :D
sorrysonofa 11 months ago
That was fantastic! Excellent guitar work....good to see you back making vids my friend...really missed your unique take on things...peace be with :)
MasterOhSo 11 months ago
Nice solo!
jakubsakal 11 months ago
There's so much I can't explain...derp, there must be a FSM!
theshredator 11 months ago
Nothing goes in, Crap comes out of Bill O'Reilly's mouth.
Reilly is a middle school dropout.
muzammilali007 11 months ago
LOL; delightful! Thanks for the smiles. :-)
BTW: don't you think his Harvard journalist degree qualifies him to be a scientist like Al Gore? ;]
MsWanderer1 11 months ago