Sh*t Afghan Guys Say

[ssg317]

hilarious...loved it.

[nasiri78]

LMAO, bro!

[afghgirl417]

whahahhahahhahhahaha omg I just Can't stop laughing!!! EPIC!!!!

[afglebron23]

LMFAO



[scarletDarkdust]

yo this is so funny i understand it im afghan

[afghgirl417]

OMG soo true afghan boys r exactly like that!

[BornLiveandDieAfghan]

Thank god not all Afghan guys are like this, I'd have to kill myself

[Hokis90210]

She is great!

[DonAfgSher]

you say "zoya" 100 times and then you say "those pashto zaban have nothing on us"? FAIL!

[osamabinladen221]

bro afghans invented water LMAO

[ALJJ4E1987]

wonderful imitation of afghan boy!! your beard is the shit

[EnzoSenna1]

This is Epic!

[rockytheafg]

I'm gonna go in Afghanistan get a pure one!!!!

[AFGUON]

watch Afghan Job Interview It's hilarious :)

[funnyvideos7891]

So truee

[Nyf786]

khella gul

[saw22100]

What State is she driving without seat belt?

[zzzabi1]

I cant imagine her bein a girl, plays the part of an afghan guy sooo damn well. Great job :-)

[AfgJawid]

oh yeah ... its more me when i was 18 years old hahah good job gal...

[UCSDkidd]

99 ppl have a brain

[the147break]

@UCSDkidd aahahah liked ur comment 99 ppl have brain

[mrtz2009]

how about KUSHAD lol



[unitedcoloursofAfg]

lmao!! mad grieving females at funerals

[minaabish]

LMAOOO hella funny girl

[afgHottie1]

Lmao!

[rara8152]

ew

[lapesla]

zoya neesheen ke de chekh kam LOL KEEP IT UP

[c02mosh]

Laughed so much I cried!! Too funny!! Even the way you sit on the sofa is spot on!!!!

[zoe3991]

this video is funnyy zoyaa!!! :P lol

[zoe3991]

this video is funnyy as fuckk zoyaa!!! :P lol

[meraphox]

ooowh that was soo good it was haram

whahhahahahahahha

[HustlerManAFG]

Butterz girl

Seems american afg are fresh fukkers

[FARID44590]

ahahha lol dokhtarak Afghan

[MrmuJiA]

I've never in my life said Zoya - didn't even know the meaning. I've only sung:

Zoya zoya zoya, khane man labe joya ... etc.

[MrInternetDude]

This is so funny to persains u have no idea

[HIghQuality101Fights]

haha dope

[suganspicemknice]

Does anyone know the qataghani song playing in the background when she's playing basketball??

[mumtazsadat]

No dude maybe you say that but you can't imagine my life with alot freaken problems

[goldforever16]

LOOOOL !!! ahahha this was so hilarous "what times the party? 7? ill come at 10" LOOL so true

[KiefyBowl]

look, just dont bomb me

[aSmaJaNnN]

Lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao !! Your hilarious man !! And all the things you said Afghan guys really do say it !! And the part when you said Zghullah Zoya was hilarious man !! A lot of Afghan Guys say that ! And they say Zoya a lot too !! Btw are you Kandaharii or Kabulii ?? && your such a cutie -3

[asterismxx]

@aSmaJaNnN You know this is a girl dressed as a guy, right? lol.

[Ally112083]

The girl is too pretty to be a guy :P

The name of the song is Bia Tu by Valy..

Funny Video.....Bro!

[aamro79]

Awesome

[aamro79]

Awesome

[habibtanos]

beaqel

[TheArezoo2011]

Haha soo truee about afghan boys

[whosthatafghan]

And your tags are jokes.

[whosthatafghan]

Lol same stuff in london. Your cute beyond the moustache.

[amber846]

u r awesome!!! great job..

[antibashar100]

3:44

[TheVideoWatchHero]

This is so funny that it is haram!

[iraqi4ever1234]

Shit i'm not even Afghan, and I think this is hilarious!

[darknessinsunnyville]

Them pashto speakers have nothing on us...got that right.

[ThePersianguy88]

hahahahahahaha!!! mordam az khandehhhhh!!!!!!! "boro gomsho kh-da chi feker mikoni"

[thakshi2]

LMAOOOO! the end was hilarious

[ByAllahsCommand]

... Awkward

[HnL7508]

LOL, this reminds me of laguna beach on 4th of july. almost every other guy sounds/looks like you haha. awesome job.

[darknesslullabyify]

I dont like afghans, i once knw a guy and he s an ass,,

[samgul9999]

lol she is funny 

[livelife879]

this deserves way more views!

[famresluv]

Awesome! So true! haha

[MissProud2be]

I loved the gel bit! hahaha we libyans just lurv afghans ;)

[BOMBASTiCMrs]

OMG i can not believe you just did that 3:41 ! =/

[MrPokealotasmot]

fuggin faggs! smell like shittttttt!!!!

[Fullytabully11]

hahahah this is so true coz i like a guy dat is afghan.. haha :))

[LeiliMana]

I loved it, I LOVED IT!! Thank you so much, it was hilarious !

[iamcorrupt]

So accurate haha.

[seyarullah]

the zoya part was unfunny/not necessary as none of us speak that crappy language. funny for the most part tho

[mursaln]

what's the name of the song, during the basketball part lol..great video btw.

[ThePersianguy88]

@mursaln omg i know i really liked it too!

[khaistaimran02]

hahaha Lol

[tpkhustla]

is this a girll????

[Bahijeh234]

@tpkhustla yehhhh duhh

[Soniya240]

hahahahahahahahhaahah so damn true u r awesome

[afghanprincess2011]

"Brooo Beshaak " !!! hahhahah

[abidauron]

good thing i keep it real over that afg illusion and i keep it tru to myself

[MsAshali]

pashtooooooooooooooooooooooooo­...brap

[foxyangeleyez]

LOOOL

[Hassan30561]

LOL ASSghans are funny subhumans LOL LOL LOL

[fari391]

i love this video lol

[HeartLove1998]

Zoya=Son...In Pashto x

[hfdbl]

Hahaha, this is awfully hilarious, eventhough I'm not Afghan :D

[1993Negina]

This video is so on point, and the fact that you used both languages makes it even better! Hope u make more!

[journeytopeace]

@1993Negina do you mean farsi and pashto with both languages ?

[Mastefaro]

'what means : I just got my rotation checked???? Explain

[fortuneable100]

HAHAHAHAHHAH

[musik787]

@isha7866 - Rameen sharif and Omar sharif qataghani and Valy Bia tu

[xxdalinaxx]

Love it

[sugarbaby666]

funniest stuff ever... loved it and omg i thought my bro was being copyed...just not the brow cleaing part caz real afghan guys shudnt do that ... my opinion

[shallnoTfear]

You are very pretty.

[blazed101]

lol so true afghanz invented everything 

[superafghani420]

e day wana shoda

[Adykkaa]

I loved your dance performance!! :-)

[AFGIRL026]

bahahahahahaha so true!

[naazijan93]

absurd ...

[xfanoss]

why are afghan guys such d-bags btw

[xfanoss]

I totally believed you were a boy if it weren't for the boobs hahah

[PeRsIaNtingz]

LMAO COULDNT BE BETTER

[ibrahimi220]

Super funny. I got 5 cousins just like this.

[zidane05zizo]

i had no idea afghan girlz can grow that much facial hair

[soccerbabez45]

LOL bro you got them right on ;D

[MinMinMs]

im sooo proud of you honestly youre really funny n good

[MinMinMs]

lmao youre great keep on doing such great videosssss

[isha7866]

Hey what's the name of the songs in here ?

[imdashiieet]

Haha madaar goshna astom

[ahmadi7070]

BARO GOMSHO.....<3<3<3<3 ;)

[MsMaarryyaam13]

What's with the hell lots of 'Zoyas' Haha! You're cute btw ;)

[mzprettystylz223]

Mad eye.brow swagg... I love the eyebrows

[giftwraap]

You have done a very good job! loved it

[0310Diya]

this video is so funny..i've watched so many times and still laughing..some of you need to get a sense of humor and not pick on little things she says or does...just enjoy it and laugh a little :)

[kaisisking]

I just got my rotation check ! lol

[TheAfghanProduction]

Bro's don't trim their eyebrows! lol

[saw22100]

This is so funny. You should have add info about afghan boys age. I think they never pass 17 or 18. lol

[Infinitumpictures]

maadaar goshnaa shoodeeeem.... ahahaha

[AS5915]

i love this video eff the haterrrrrs girlll you did great, it's hilarious!

[zoya99]

my name is zoya :D hehe..

[ahmadi7070]

DAMN YOU ARE HOT LOLXX

[omiiid]

Bachesh, this zoya zoya zoya, was kinda annoying. That part ke mega when is the party? 07:30....I be there 10:00. Thats very true afghani style :D

[Ahangar1000]

she is american pashtun !!!

[yu290216]

Awome work - luv it, sooo real . You guys should make more videoooooo

[Afghanistang]

lolz

[A416G]

This is funny but it should be changed to Shit Pashtuns Say. You Westernized Afghans aren't shut compared to the real thing.

[afgsydney]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllll her pashtooo accent is really badd. lol no offense

[gurliegurl89]

u forgot the tendency to randomly yell "AFG- AFG" at random places and awkward times...

[samsox2121]

3:41 i hope you know ull turn bald

[apop412]

He is like girls.. lol

[xxPR0PERxS0LIDxx]

shake my hair in attan ewwww hate it when guys do that

[Ak47Afghan187]

THUMBS UP for this clip guys or

put cha yaa hands up...lol

other clips those afghans made similar to this clip is really shit and its not even funny

[gulgul890]

Awwwwssssooommee !!!

Thumbs up!

[omran1]

So hows this gonna work, do I get my mom to call your mom or is your mom gonna call my mom...we need to married

[chochagak]

JERT...........

[TheEddie8911]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!

[Rah474]

I love your eyebrows and your super hot;)

[Rah474]

I love your eyebrows and your super hot;)

[Palwasham88]

Lol sooo true!

[WhiteGhost13]

Is this Pashto or Farsi i can't understand u

[gleamlikegold]

Woooo nice to see afghan girls getting out there ! What does Zoya mean though?

[wallycall]

The song is actually from Valy - Bia Tu.

[iOnlyFuckFatBitchz]

this guy is kind of lashmak

[TheStatisfiedOne]

no offense but the mustage fits u

[afgshortii96]

zoya zoya : tht is all they say

[Dulhannlovers3]

@afgshortii96

coz its sexyy!

[805MaR1aM]

All you afghan guys watchin this, you know it's true about you! Dude this has to get a million views. My fam won't stop watchin this it's hilarious

[AfGun0111]

Gurl, you deserve to get subscribed. Here I go

[rainbowdashnoosheen]

Awesome!!

[nazanin3247]

Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it!!! make more videos :)

[MusicMakeupPeace]

priceless! haha:)

[Burberraya]

i want more!!!

[MsNimo1]

i love it cant stop laughing

[CaptainXero]

Work on your pashto...could barely understand what you were saying.

[Fullytabully11]

WHAT HAPPEN WITH THE AFGANII GURL ONE??

[SarfuLyrics]

You ! are ..... the best :DDDDD

imros as valy kada maqbul shodom hahahahahaha xD

[omar3550]

HAHAHAHA! Beshak Beshak! Finally someone got this right - I just saw shit that afghan girls say video and I thought this was going to just as boring...wrong!

[lilynaaz]

chub sho my moms calling...... hella real

[joeywayen]

Hahahahaha

[awestaomari2011]

you are soo funny .great video..the guys are very similar here in Australia... lol..and btw wat dase zoya mean

[awestaomari2011]

you are soo funny .great video..the guys are very similar here in Australia... lol

[laylaHazEEzkakaR]

that was helll gr8 nigga:) so truuu.. o dukhtar kuja meri tak e tanha ... heheh

[wewewahid]

she looks hot lol n her farsis cute and zoya zoya

[jasoncardinez]

lol this girl is brilliant!

[erfan24blog]

this video is really good. great job.

[wallycall]

What is the song at 3:08?

[zoegazelle]

@wallycall Its Called Maza Meta

[wasimwasim01]

LMFAOOOOO. i love the part where its like "Mother i am hungry" i am ashamed to say this but i am exactly like that even the way i sit in that couch ROFLZZZZZ... i should stop doin that

[gr33n3ye5]

3:15 lol

[sotai]

You sound like a translator with that pashto

[Alimortiproductions]

if u guys want more video plz keep subscribe

[timewarp80]

' mad grieving females' lmao!!

[imdashiieet]

HAHAHAHA this is sooo funny!!! love it

[soccerbabez45]

LLOLLL ofareen! you got them right on :p

[djmussy18]

You should make fun of how every little kid makes a video and call their room a studio and names it ________Productions.

[babygul66]

LMFAO gel part waz amazing



[djmussy18]

ahhahhahahhaa...funnt

[afghaniiphatty2]

Bwhahahhahaha!!! THiS wuz a GREAT JOB!!! LoL This made my day and you did a great job actin like em too ha ha U guys got my respect, lookin forward to more if any Take Care !

[Rotarrius]

that beard and goatee is the truth

[Trikstars1]

Nice Video LOL

so so perfect

best afghan comedy ever

you should teach comedy to Zalmai Ara :)