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  • I dont think in gang garrison its a problem with bullents when youre a sniper...the spies are fucking annoying.

  • Emotions, sir? Do you happen to know who has excessive emotions? Fellows who assault and kill their wife with carpet bowls memorabilia.

  • "I say he may have observed me"

    "Yes, it observed!"

  • My target's comrade appears to have spotted me

    ...

    That is indeed the case.

  • Infiltrators. Poorly inefficient!

  • 8-bit jarate,,,,,,,,,,,

  • Insert extended dialogue of the sniper here

  • shorten 8-bit version of magnum force

  • Father. Father, gi-give the telecommunications device to Mother...

  • @roman6a i eat ppls babys for corecting me

  • Boom. 8-bit-shot.

  • its just tf2 just 8 bit

  • @lolman10176 No Shit Sherlock

  • @lolman10176 That's the point.

  • @lolman10176 actually more like 16-bit-ish with 8-bit music and main theme of graphics.

  • I want this music at Duck Hunt

  • Bam. Craniumshot.

  • Riflemans a good career, friend.

  • I shall speak frankly to you; those responsible for my birth dislike my choice of career.

  • Pow. I have successfully struck my target in the cranium.

    Marksmanship is an ideal career, my compatriot; demanding work which occurs largely outside. I should daresay you will find no lack of food as, following the passing of each day, one individual is going to desire the death of another.

  • /watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk is the best get accuanted withthe rifleman :D

  • Father, father, do pass the telephone to dear mother.

  • souds like this would be some kind of charging music in a videogame

  • Boom, dome shot. Head shooting is a fairly nice job, sir. A tad bit difficult, outside most of the time. You most likely won't starve, since after a whole earth rotation, and when there are just two men surviving on our planet, one will want the other gone. "Father, I'm no murderer, i'm a hit man! They don't relate because one pays, the other is to pointlessly shoot every man they find!" I'm afraid to say that my family, frowns apon my carrier choice.

  • Script: BROOM! RR:Bang! Skull Hit! DA-NA-NA-NAN-DA-NAN! Assassin is a gread carrer friend, its not that easy outside. i hope you don't go mad because this 24 hours if 2 humans is in the world. a person might want another person killed. BANG! BD: Agh!! (more grunting) RR:Yikes! BOOM! Pa, Pa i'm a. i'm not a Mad Gun-fighter Pa, i'm a Hitman. Well the difference are whats a carrer and the others not good? I wont try to lie. my mother and father does not deserve.
  • And this is still more distinct from TF2 than China's Final Combat.

  • Banging people in the head is a good occupation, chap! Some difficulty in the work, outside your own territory, we're certainly proud to say you will not grow tired and weary, because when the solar orb goes down from the sky, as long as a pair of humans are on the skin of this planet, that certain person is going to wish the other person is deceased!

    ...I'll be completely truthful to you... my father and mother, are completely arrogant of my occupation of choice...

  • F-Father... Please put mother on the telephone.

  • Assassination is a desirable career, friend. It is a difficult line of work, outside of the confines of closed walls, I promise you shall not go malnourished, for at the conclusion of a 24-hour period, so long as two human beings exist on the planet Earth, one shall undoubtably wish the other vanquished.

  • You should post the other tracks, they're awesome.

  • lol

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  • I do believe that man's buddy observed me.

    POW

    Surely, surely he did.

  • (Looks at comments)

    One day, one day you will run out of synonymes.

  • Marksmanship is a fine occupation, friend!

  • I can reassure you that you will earn a daily meal, for as long as more than one person resides on this planet, someone will insist on another's death.

  • Emotions? Have a view towards emotional people for they attack and weaken opponents with material awards! Proficient Artisans have guidelines! Be Appropriate to others, Be Expertly Skilled, Make a list to execute all the people you meet.

  • I am telling the truth to you:

    My progenitors dislike my career.

    

  • Rifleman is a very adjectively positive job possetion,friend of my personal identity.

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  • When are we going to be making Get Acquainted with the Cast an official thing?

  • being a riflemen a great hobbie

    it hard work

    keeps you in the wilderness

    because at the end if a cycle

    a person who is an enemy of another the would want them out of the picture

  • Gang Garrison is so much fun

    GO FIREBUG! GAHAHAHAHAHA!

    oh, wait, this is for rifleman?

    ah whatever

  • standing around like a bloody idiot

  • dis is tf2

  • @l4d2man2000 no its not its gang garrison

  • "Bang! Skullgib!"

    "I'm not a lunatic firearms-toter father, I'm a hitman! ...Well the distinction being that one's a form of employment and the other is a psychological disorder"

    "Serious people have principles! Behave according to etiquette! Act within convenience! Possess a strategy to defeat everybody you come across!"

    P.S.: Rifleman has New Zealand Accent

  • @DynamicZer0 Constructor = Canadian accent

    Infiltrator = Spanish accent

    Runner = Brooklyn accent

    Healer = Dutch accent

  • @SuperAwesomeTiago

    NOPE

    Inflitrator haves a French accent

  • @ninjaof Spy is French,Infiltrator should be Spanish IMO.

  • @SuperAwesomeTiago

    Err In GG2 the classes haves same country as TF2 ones,whatever floats your mind about the accent but it's still the same country

  • @ninjaof

    @SuperAwesomeTiago

    GG2 has its own wikipedia, check there, the countries are written in there

    detonator is irish, he comes from town of Limerick.

  • @SuperAwesomeTiago but scout has brooklyn accent i think it should be italian or sumthin

  • @marcusfenix086

    Scout is from Boston.

  • @3htthev2 oh srry both start with bs i gotem mixed up =P

  • @DynamicZer0 What you have done here; I sees it.

  • I would have thought a better term would be "sharpshooter". I was just reminded by the word "rifle" of "Sharpe's Rifles". All the regular troops used muskets, while the sharpshooters were the ones who had rifles with a longer range.

  • Bang! Scullhit.

  • 1. Stay tolerant

    2. Stay effective

    3. Own a scheme to murder anyone be seen

  • Riflings a good job brother. Difficult work, out in the world, and i promise youll not starve, because as long as 2 persons exist, 1 will desire a fatal end for the other

  • theme from magnum force

  • @Alxmir23 No, It's the theme to 'Pistol Strength'...

  • I'm guessing his ally noticed my position.

  • father i am not a weirdo with a gun..im a silent killer

  • @TikisSentry what will the comparasion be that one is an occupation and one is for insane people!

  • KILL EVERYMAN YOU MEET! even your team mates! cuz there all jack asses.

  • murder all persons you know!

  • Be mannerly. Be proficient. And plot to murder everyone that gets acquainted with you.

  • Bang. Pixelshot

  • Doody! XD

  • Father? Father, I am not a mentally-wrong rifleman, Father, I am an assassin. The difference is one is an occupation and the other is a mental-illness. Father, father? Put Mother on the telephone.

  • Emotions? Listen to me, my friend, are you aware of who possesses many emotions? Cruel men who assault their female spouse with the intent to kill using a physical reward from a triumphant victory in the sport of golf. People who are highly trained in their occupation possess thoughts of what is an acceptable performance. Act in a courteous way, act in a manner which gets work done well, formulate a way in which to murder any person you are acquainted with.

  • @neonal18 Lame! How about.... Hey I'm the rifleman..... I rifle people in the face.... like *Boom Headshot!*, hence the name :D!

  • Assassinating by means of a rifle is a splendid occupation, my friend. It is quite difficult and located outside. I can assure you that your body will never suffer starvation, because once the day is done, so long as two human beings remain alive on this Earth, one person will want another person deceased.

    I am going to share with you in all honesty, my parental units do not project positive thoughts towards my occupation.

  • Rifleman is a reasonable good job to do, friend. It is reasonably challenging work, it is not inside. I can assure that you will not starve. Consequently for the other team, if there are 2 human-beings on Earth one human is going to want the other human dead.

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  • Sharpshooting is an enjoyable profession good sir. It is rather difficult job, it is commonly done in the outdoors. You shall not lack nutrition at a lethal amount. Because at the conclusion of a 24 hour cycle, assuming there are 2 human individuals left on Earth one individual is going to wish the deceased. Emotions? Observe good sir, there is a great abundance of emotions. Foul gentlemen who assault their significant other until they are deceased, with a sports award.

    DAMN IT!

  • Hey, you are losing a fluid, which is commonly served with meat, fatman!

  • Pow... skull hit..

  • Being a Rifleman is a great occupation, sir! Difficult labor, not inside buildings. I am sure you shall not starve, for when night rolls around, if there are two individuals remaining on Earth, one will want to kill the other.

  • Rifleman - Sniper

  • I am sure this is a great 8-bit rendition for some.

    But for me it is just ear rape.

  • This..is amazing.

  • this is for the pepole how dont have money to buy tf2

  • @TheDrunkenbanana pffff, I have it and I'm a TF2 player. TRUE TF2 fans get this too!

  • I have to be truthful to you... My Father does not agree with my career choice

  • Pop, faceblast

  • Father, I am not an insane armed man, I am a pay professional killer!

    The opposing factors being one is a career and the other is an illness in the brain!

  • @Arceus9295 I don't feel like lieing to you, so I won't... The organisms that conceived me have a great dislike for my career.

  • @GoldenPickaxe For some reason I thought "organisms" was "orgasms"

    I had to read it a few times before I was all like "O I C"

  • Gunning's an appropriate job, pal. Difficult, not inside, and I can assure you will be satisfied, because when night comes, a person wants another's life to end.

    Pop? Pop... I'm not an insane shooter, pop, I'm a hired gun... The variety is that one's an occupation, and the other is an illness of the mind...

    I'm not going to lie... My caregivers have no feelings for it...

    I believe his ally viewed me... Indeed he did!!

  • @ShinChan56798 Stop whining you child

  • @AranaGunnell Ok other people say its a rip off and i heard gg2 is probaly getting shutdown because of it haveing the same concept of tf2 and then giving them different names

  • @ShinChan56798 Let me tell you this, Valve knows it's a demake of TF2. They actually approve of the game. So shut your mouth.

  • @ShinChan56798 Gang Garrison 2 is based of Team Fortress 2?! I never would have figured that one out!

  • @ShinChan56798 GG2 isn't going to be shutdown. Its a free game, you don't have to pay for it, and even Valve it plays the game sometimes, they know about it, they like it.

    Also, it somewhat promotes their real game. And we all know that, Captain Obvious Dickhead Troll.

  • @ShinChan56798 And apparently you have no idea how wordplay works.

  • HELP PLS I WILL SUB TO ANYONE WHO HELP

    MY GAME DOESENT HAVE MUSIC AND I TURN IT UP AND IT PUT MUSIC ENABLED AND ALL I HEAR ARE SHOT SOUNDS AND DYING SOUNDS

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime open the notepad file named "gg2" (It should be there somewhere) and change the in-game music from 0 to 2.

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime Play tf2 you noob

  • @ShinChan56798 i cant, i sold it for MODERN WARFARE 2 a REAL game

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime stfu mw2 was retarded everyone hated it and kid you don't know what a real game is. everyone hates it when kids annoy them on mw2 or tf2.

  • @ShinChan56798 ummm...... TF2 is ONLY little kids and what about halo reach and WAW

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime ever play the pc version of tf2? only a few annoying kids are on there. bitch now go drink your damn juiceboxes and eat lunchables

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime

    You... do know there's a mute button on TF2... And I don't know why your complaining about little kids voices, I thought you'd be used to your own by now.

  • @SuperHappyRobertTime

    yeah because a completely unbalanced generic war game is a real game

  • Can i make them shots for noobs? I sleept in corpse of overweights tuffer than you!

  • you need to do "the skill of altercating"

  • @paosstaco Or "Quicker than a Turbo Projectile"

  • Fa-Father?

    I am not an "Insane Weapon person", I'm a hired killer.

  • @Fieryultras It should be "Insane Sharpshooter".

  • This isn't get acquainted with the rifleman. It is clearly the theme from Pistol Strength.

  • @KorbytheStump A magnum isn't a pistol. They're two different types of guns.

  • @LegendOfNikkonolasco Handgun strength u happy now?

  • @LegendOfNikkonolasco Now, if I had known that four months ago, I would have typed that, but unfortunately, you'll have to live with my past-stupidity.

    Thank you for the information, regardless.

  • @KorbytheStump No problem!

    To be honest, I would have made the same mistake at that point, too.

  • @KorbytheStump you mean Revolver Strength.

  • @KorbytheStump Surely you mean Handgun Power.

  • As there are more than 1 being on the earth, one is going to have the idea of killing the other.

  • Male parental unit... Male parental unit, I'm not an insane murderer, I'm a cutthroat! Well, the alteration in actuality one is an occupation and the latter's pyschological infection!

    I'll be upright with you. My guardians... Forward no attention to it.

  • Rifling's a worthwhile occupation, buddy.

    Difficult business,

    Outside the confines of a building,

    I promise that you wouldn't become famished,

    Because at the beginning of the night, so long as two humans exist on Terra, one person will wish another to decease.

  • I am not a mad man with a pistol, father, I am a hit man. The difference be that one is a profession and the other is mental deficiency!

  • slice of urine!

  • I would like to make a prediction that the enemy soldier who I've been trying to eliminate, has observed my position. Affirmative....affirmative, he has.

  • meet the 8 bit sniper

  • @ShinChan56798 U mad?

  • @Omniflaredragon Hell yEah oly people who know what team fortress 2 is should play gg2 and i am tired of he stupid meet the team fortress 2 classes parodies.

  • @ShinChan56798 WRONG. its a demake named gang garrison 2. it includes features that tf2 dosnt have like secret characters, and 8-bit maps. also its in 2-d so its not a rip-off. a rip off would be burning the game onto a disk, then changing the title. -kookybird234 (head of the troll patrol)

  • The profession of a rifleman is satisfactory, friend. Hard objectives, connecting with the outside world. I assure you won't end up starving because at the conclusion of 24 hours, just as there a two individuals left inhabiting terrestrial grounds, one person is going to want that other person inanimate.

  • Father...? Father? Give the receiver to mother.

  • Lol. It should be called Pistol Push.

  • I am not a wild rifleman, father, I am a secretive killer!

    What differs the two? One is a profession and one is a nerual illness!

  • @yofashizzle123

    I am not an uncontrollable gunner, paternal unit, I am a paid secret killer service!

    What divides the two? Well, on is a respectable profession and the other is an ailment of the mind!

  • lord rescue the monarch!

  • say farewell to your cranium, jerk-off!

  • I believe this foe may have spotted myself...Indeed! indeed he did so!

  • The profession of "sniper" is an excellent job, companion! Challenging work, outside, and I guarantee you'll not go without nourishment! Because when all is said and done, as long as the Earth still has a couple of inhabitants, one is going to want the other deceased.

    (whispers)I believe his companion detected me. (gunshots)Ow! Yes, yes he did!

  • Rifleman is an excellent occupation, friend. It's difficult labour, outside buildings. I promise you will not starve. Since, in the end, providing that a couple of persons remain on Earth, one of them will want the other to cease living.

  • It is a fine career, companion!

  • Why am I inspired to do a Meet the Sniper remake using reworded dialogue and this musical masterpiece?

  • @plankton22 Ah rap! Accidentally hit down!

  • loll nice :D (I'm Munch is the forums)

  • Rifle fire... head penetration

  • @5282890 that's what she said :D

  • @5282890 god dammit you stole mine

  • A teeny chunk of the antique hack hack.

  • rifleman's a decent profession fellow!

  • PLONK!! WAFFLES!!

  • lol it looks and sounds like tf2 for the SNES

  • hunting is a pleasant career, friend

  • @drbeefcakes nice one

  • Father....father...I implore you to bring hand the receiver to my matriarchal parental unit with all speed.

  • If I could rank this with twenty more thumbs up, i would.

  • @Vorhias :D nice one friend

  • @kihaku98 you misspelled the word "heavy" to "hoovy

    and "fat" to "fhet" whats wrong with you?

  • @asherleez its called "misspelling joke".

  • @asherleez You just like to come to these GG2 videos and ruin everyones fun, dont'cha?

  • Bang, skull strike.

  • @LegendOfNikkonolasco That actually sounds awesome. SKULL STRIKE! It's like Counter Strike for Riflemen!

  • @LegendOfNikkonolasco

    Pop, face hit

  • Acknowledgments for not moving, tosser!

  • Emotions?

    You knwo who has large emotional reactions?

    Men who use a trophy for achievement in Golf, to hit another.

  • Father...No I'm not a murderer pops I'm a HITMAN. Well the distinction is that one's my occupation and the others an illness of the brain.

  • Sniper is a good job Mate.Challeging work out of doors...and i garanty you wont go angry.

  • Have respect, Don't waste bullets, and have a strategy to make everyone you get acquainted with suffer death.