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  • i want a friend =(

  • starcraft 2 is next

  • Donkey Kong might be more his thing.

  • VSAUCE

  • Bit worrying that when the woman put her hands up to high 5, the ape covered his head like he was going to get hit?? Hmmm :/

  • @MusicMotives 2:27, worryingly indeed

  • awe dammit now the chimp is gonna be mlg

  • i was thinking about how his deaths and how it bothered me but then i remembered its a fucking gorilla playing ms pac-man!

  • Chimp good job!!!

  • quero ver ele jogar COD MW 2 online!

    rsrsr

  • Is it Kanzi?

  • why she dont fuck him

  • they should cross breed a monkey and a human and call it darwin.

  • @XmojotronX that's the single most stupid sentence i'v ever had the displeasure of reading.

  • "bitch i know how to play"

  • i'm pretty sure i've run into this guy on world of warcraft. more than once..

  • @BovrilKetchup playing cod requires the intelligence of a slug...the chimp might get bored..

  • Is that a Sega Genesis Arcade Power Stick?!

  • 2:22 who is the ape?

  • FAILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is ms pacman

  • i'm better

  • 0:45 -Chimp says shut up bitch

  • @BovrilKetchup just don't give him a gun!

  • that woman needs to stop distracting him!

  • They should troll the chimp by making it play Donkey Kong.

  • Next thing you know there'll be a whole bunch of neckbeard foreveralone chimps living in their moms' basements

  • id like to see chimpaze rage quit a game

  • The funny part is that the chimp started acting more humanly and the trainer looked more chimpy.

  • Ms.pacman

  • i need a PS3 and a chimpanzee

  • I bet if you left him in a Counter-Strike server for a day he'd calling people noobs and telling his keepers to stfu or he'd pwn them.

  • @omglollmao123 counter strike gay

  • By the way, he should play data worm.

  • let us kill their evolution as well. :D

  • Almost half the characters on 2nd life are generated by monkeys !!

  • 2:23 idiot human

  • He'll be pwning nines on call of duty in a month.

  • game-addiction

  • incredible

  • Sweet smile.

  • love the bit at 2:18 where she tells him to chase them and then he gets busted - starts beating on her for bad advice ^^

  • ohhh poor monkey =(

  • two years later he beat the shit out of the white lady becase she wouldnt let him play grand theft auto

  • @x7Chaosbullet why are you calling her the "white" lady? why bring race into this? there's no other women in the video to distinguish from.

  • loooooooooooooooooooool

  • In some way I feel like we're helping apes a bit evolution-wise. :P

  • Worry when they start to play call of duty!!!

  • I suspect that Koreans have enslaved hoards of chimps to play World of Warcraft

  • @coldcapsicum these are japanese.

  • He should play Geometry wars 2.

  • @BovrilKetchup Black Ops :)

  • なんの目的でこのようなことをしているのだろうか?

    まるで意味がないとは言わないが、猿はあくまで猿でしかないでし­ょ。

    軍事利用のためかしら。

  • @doublepointed yes, I totally agree with you

  • こいつ俺より頭良いぞ。

  • 1:15. Chimp: I finally beat that shit! Oh wait, still! Crap!

  • @ader541

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • THEY NEED TO TEACH THIS MONKEY TO PLAY THE SHIT OUT THIS GAME!

    Then I'll be impressed.

  • next i want to see him play donkey kong

  • I play Pro 11 with my chimpanzee every day...He is really good...I suck...

  • MS pacman

  • id like to see him play that prank game going around on the internet that scares the hell out of ya at the end with the horror face that pops up

  • Yup the title is a fail that's definitely a bonobo not a chimp

  • he should play donkey kong

  • how much are chimps i wanna buy one

  • @cpms5151 Lol, do you own a zoo? Or at least something like that? You can't have a chimp as a domestic pet =/ though I really want one too xD

  • @FiReReDnInJa Only in some states :S

  • Now this chip has a WOW account...

  • @coolvidzman He is a chinese gold-farmer

  • @kevalajnen rofl

  • noob :D

  • He looks more like a bonobo than a chimp.

  • @OSUalum41

    bonobos are a kind of chimpanzees and chimpanzees are a kind of great ape and great apes are kind of monkeys (lol)

  • play pacman, get bitches

  • i bet that bitch lets the chimp bang her

  • @BovrilKetchup LMFAO

  • Lol they are masters at hand-eye coordination. Notice how they always look around so much? Its cuz they dont need to look at the screen or pay attention all the time due to there intense memory. They can make a good guess as to what is about to happen next.

  • i want one :D

  • i think i played this guy in starcraft2. i lost.

  • @BovrilKetchup hehehe that'd be great!!

  • what a noob

  • @motnahpz LMAO, it's probably the first time a chimp's played it. He was getting alittle better at the end, but still lacking in strategy.

  • @BovrilKetchup

    It'll be hard considering they have almost no concept of war :(

  • imagine in CoD 8.

    You:OMFG!

    Someone:What happend?

    You:Someone called chimp killed me

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  • It doesn't look like a chimp to me. It looks like a young gorilla

    Maybe it is a chimp in a gorilla suit ...

  • tell that chimp to add me in xbox live, whats his gamertag?

  • @LaMara84 Banana?

  • I bet that chimp is comtemplating suicide considering he has to see that crazy woman everyday.

  • This will never end. "oh my god, a chimps playing pacman!" "oh my god, chimps know what death is!" "oh my god, chimps send packages to their distant relatives!"

    get over it and accept your hair brother

  • I officially love chimps now xDDD

  • He'll be playing World of Warcraft getting fat and shit. In a guild vent with other apes XD

  • @Userro dude chimps are smart as hell

  • I watched Planet of the Apes yesterday. this scares the crap out of me now...lol

  • LOL

  • That is definitely a bonobo, not a chimp. I believe it's from the Great Ape Trust.

  • this guy sucks at pac-man and he looks like a fucking monkey!!!

  • sirs please stop at 23 sec. it looks like the face of mars..is it possible the genome was jumped by an intelligent alien race to push us forward...sirs...

  • he probably thinking that how he could be playing halo isntead

  • That looks like a bonobo not a chimp

  • wow a monkey has a better high score than me at pacman...

  • thats a bonobo not a chimp[anzee]....

  • I'd love to see a chimp play an advanced game like COD 4 or Half life or Super mario galaxy :D that would be cool ^^

  • btw if that fat lady left him alone hed probably played better!

  • this one is of species "pan pacmanus" aka pacman playing ape... and there's "homo pacmanus" which you should have already guessed

  • damn

  • Amazing how much time the chimp's trainer had on his hands.

  • that was the worst comment I've seen on youtube ever! lucky for you you're not banned from youtube yet -.- too bad!

  • hahhahhahaaha

  • kanzi is a bonobo, not a chimpanzee

  • Depends on the use of the word "chimp". Both bonobos and "common" chimps belong to the genus(?) Pan. Pan paniscus respectively Pan troglodytes. "Pan" is sometimes translated as "chimpanzee", though mostly "chimpanzee" means Pan troglodytes only. But both are correct.

  • no, both are not correct. chimpanzee is the name of pan troglodytes, and p. paniscus is bonobo. kanzi is a bonobo, a completely different species than chimpanzee. not only do they differ in behaviour, they also differ in diet and social hierarchy too. saying that a bonobo and chimpanzee are the same is analogous to saying that humans (us) and neanderthals are the same, when they are not the same, despite both being in the genus homo

  • How would you translate the name of the genus "Pan" into english? BTW same question about "Homo" .

  • that is beside the point, kanzi is a bonobo. this is the species he belongs to.

  • lol next gen gamers are here...!!!

  • Chimps as pets would be a torture for chimps, as hardly any human can manage to make the chimp's life the way it has to be. It's like caring for a child. Only that a human child gets other humans to socialize while a chimp (pet)child has to somehow cope with humans....

  • As for the soul and consciousness, chimps have them both. Even BIRDS have consciousness, let alone chimps.

    But from chimps it's known for sure since they interviewed those chimps who learned sign language with "soul-related" questions.

    BTW Kanzi's sister's vocabulary is 2000 words. For the sake of compariso, an average human uses 500 words in everyday life and 3000 (actively) in specific situations (passively it's around 10000).

  • 3 yr old? Actually Kanzi understands English at the level of a 10-year-old. Also, human and chimp blood are mutually interchargeable if correct blood group (no other species can donate blood to either humans or chimps).

  • That is incorrect Alexmagnus1. Monkey-Human blood transactions do not work for several reasons. The DNA is too different causing problems like blood cell mutations ect... also human vaccines for diseses that monkeys are immune to have a serious side effect. the while blood cells see the vaccine as an invasion and rais the bodie to full alert. aslo normal red blood cells from a human can be attacked causing very serious issues such as liver failer. btw i just made this all up but its sounds cool

  • When tranbsacting human blood to a human you also get "alien" DNA.. That's not a problem. Also, one rarely trasfuses blood itself, móstly only some components of it.

    As I said, not each monkey or ape. Only chimps have "human-compatible" blood (and only humans have a "chimp-compatible" one).

  • wocka wocka

  • hes happy as shit!!!!....id teach mine to roll dutch masters for me!!!!!!

  • yeah coool

  • NO WAY!!! HE BEAT GEORGE BUSH'S SCORE!!! o wait anyone can do that XD!!!!

  • That's not a chimp, it's a bonobo...subspecies of pan.

  • Bonobos are chimps, according to one understanding of the term. Pan is a genus, paniscus is the species, not subspecies.

  • what a nerd ha

  • I want to fuck it right in its hairy butthole <3

  • me 2 man. me 2...

  • I gonna go and zoo and steal an animal =)

  • in 10 years you have a internet date with a chimp o.O

  • chimps kick ass!!! i want 1

  • As a chimp myself, i find this all rather amusing.

  • i bet this chimp haven't left the room in his life.. all day he in this laboratory :( or board or lonely..

  • he's doing a service to his species, helping to educate the world about monkeys. it's better than dying in the wild.

  • well there r many experiments that scientists do that rn't nececery at all.. more than that' they do they r doing the experiments in the worst conditions just so the sponcers wll see that they have done something...

    whatever... u wont understant ...

  • I understand.

  • He is locked up in his room playing video games. He is not that different from a normal 16-year old.

  • hes way cooler

  • I agree. Just think if you can teach him to play g.o.w. online and talk shit. talking monkies are the way to go...

  • That monkey can come over and play pac man with me anytime he prob pwn me thoguh

  • I bet that if this lady would be sad or crying... best bet is that the soul of this chimp would be affected just as a mommy chimp saddened if her baby dies, you might think they don't know any better but you who wrote this, you are wrong.

  • You're weird.

  • bet he owns at cs

  • LOLOL ROFL nice one

  • He's like "Damn lady shut the fuck up I know what I'm doing."

  • @MaximusDread lmao!  He plays this game better than i do.

  • AWESOME!

  • yo

    come and see wot 2 furious and raged apes can do (on nonukatall, clip ape singe des rues)

  • Saved this video with savetube

  • this is how it starts. then they start taking over and our asrtonauts come home to a new world and scream. IT'S A MAD HOUSE!!! A MAD HOUSE!!!

  • "Planet of the Apes"?:)

  • that trainer girl is really weird. lol

  • bonobos share 99% of our DNA. They r our closest relatives of the great apes.

  • That was humans 25 years ago.

  • He's cute! And he kicks ass at Ms. Pacman. The should get him playing Oblivion though.

  • truly amazing!

  • LOL - Chimp

  • "My grampappy weren't no cotton pickin' monkey."

    I bet they can pull triggers too.

  • That's amazing. And the Christians think man could never have evolved from ape. LOL!

  • That's great, he passes the test for replacing Bush. We have a new president!

  • LOL

  • Ok.

    1st - It's Ms. Pacman. Come on.

    2nd - I would kick this chimp's ass at CounterStrike

    3rd - How they taught him to play? Banana when he passes the level, genital shocks when he gets gobbled by a ghost.

  • Oh wow, you can beat a monkey at CounterStrike. You damn masters of the game!

  • Chimps are cleverer than you think. It's not a dog, it can learn also without any reward/penalties.

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