Lol they are masters at hand-eye coordination. Notice how they always look around so much? Its cuz they dont need to look at the screen or pay attention all the time due to there intense memory. They can make a good guess as to what is about to happen next.
This will never end. "oh my god, a chimps playing pacman!" "oh my god, chimps know what death is!" "oh my god, chimps send packages to their distant relatives!"
sirs please stop at 23 sec. it looks like the face of mars..is it possible the genome was jumped by an intelligent alien race to push us forward...sirs...
Depends on the use of the word "chimp". Both bonobos and "common" chimps belong to the genus(?) Pan. Pan paniscus respectively Pan troglodytes. "Pan" is sometimes translated as "chimpanzee", though mostly "chimpanzee" means Pan troglodytes only. But both are correct.
no, both are not correct. chimpanzee is the name of pan troglodytes, and p. paniscus is bonobo. kanzi is a bonobo, a completely different species than chimpanzee. not only do they differ in behaviour, they also differ in diet and social hierarchy too. saying that a bonobo and chimpanzee are the same is analogous to saying that humans (us) and neanderthals are the same, when they are not the same, despite both being in the genus homo
Chimps as pets would be a torture for chimps, as hardly any human can manage to make the chimp's life the way it has to be. It's like caring for a child. Only that a human child gets other humans to socialize while a chimp (pet)child has to somehow cope with humans....
As for the soul and consciousness, chimps have them both. Even BIRDS have consciousness, let alone chimps.
But from chimps it's known for sure since they interviewed those chimps who learned sign language with "soul-related" questions.
BTW Kanzi's sister's vocabulary is 2000 words. For the sake of compariso, an average human uses 500 words in everyday life and 3000 (actively) in specific situations (passively it's around 10000).
3 yr old? Actually Kanzi understands English at the level of a 10-year-old. Also, human and chimp blood are mutually interchargeable if correct blood group (no other species can donate blood to either humans or chimps).
That is incorrect Alexmagnus1. Monkey-Human blood transactions do not work for several reasons. The DNA is too different causing problems like blood cell mutations ect... also human vaccines for diseses that monkeys are immune to have a serious side effect. the while blood cells see the vaccine as an invasion and rais the bodie to full alert. aslo normal red blood cells from a human can be attacked causing very serious issues such as liver failer. btw i just made this all up but its sounds cool
When tranbsacting human blood to a human you also get "alien" DNA.. That's not a problem. Also, one rarely trasfuses blood itself, móstly only some components of it.
As I said, not each monkey or ape. Only chimps have "human-compatible" blood (and only humans have a "chimp-compatible" one).
well there r many experiments that scientists do that rn't nececery at all.. more than that' they do they r doing the experiments in the worst conditions just so the sponcers wll see that they have done something...
I bet that if this lady would be sad or crying... best bet is that the soul of this chimp would be affected just as a mommy chimp saddened if her baby dies, you might think they don't know any better but you who wrote this, you are wrong.
i want a friend =(
MrAhrim 1 week ago
starcraft 2 is next
xdudeyourcool 2 weeks ago
Donkey Kong might be more his thing.
whatthesmeginhell 3 weeks ago
VSAUCE
SoundHippo 2 months ago 2
Bit worrying that when the woman put her hands up to high 5, the ape covered his head like he was going to get hit?? Hmmm :/
MusicMotives 2 months ago
@MusicMotives 2:27, worryingly indeed
465400 2 months ago
awe dammit now the chimp is gonna be mlg
LunarDesk 3 months ago 3
i was thinking about how his deaths and how it bothered me but then i remembered its a fucking gorilla playing ms pac-man!
sparkymagnet 3 months ago
Chimp good job!!!
GreenTie76 3 months ago
quero ver ele jogar COD MW 2 online!
rsrsr
requena007 4 months ago
Is it Kanzi?
lasicnotemo 4 months ago
why she dont fuck him
mosa0564778798 5 months ago
they should cross breed a monkey and a human and call it darwin.
XmojotronX 5 months ago
@XmojotronX that's the single most stupid sentence i'v ever had the displeasure of reading.
TheSarnaran 2 months ago
"bitch i know how to play"
junkrat1 5 months ago
i'm pretty sure i've run into this guy on world of warcraft. more than once..
SitDownAndShutup1 5 months ago 4
@BovrilKetchup playing cod requires the intelligence of a slug...the chimp might get bored..
luishomeroremohsiul 5 months ago
Is that a Sega Genesis Arcade Power Stick?!
jakeharvey 5 months ago
2:22 who is the ape?
Faffelaffen 5 months ago
FAILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is ms pacman
ireallyloveericlyons 5 months ago
i'm better
binlizard 6 months ago
0:45 -Chimp says shut up bitch
jojopuppyfish 6 months ago 4
@BovrilKetchup just don't give him a gun!
claton95 6 months ago
that woman needs to stop distracting him!
EarthbenderToph396 6 months ago
They should troll the chimp by making it play Donkey Kong.
MaxChaplin 6 months ago
Next thing you know there'll be a whole bunch of neckbeard foreveralone chimps living in their moms' basements
Icicle0424 6 months ago
id like to see chimpaze rage quit a game
Seifer031 6 months ago
The funny part is that the chimp started acting more humanly and the trainer looked more chimpy.
giriisindahouse 6 months ago 49
Ms.pacman
theConGamer 6 months ago
i need a PS3 and a chimpanzee
ghorardim0 7 months ago
I bet if you left him in a Counter-Strike server for a day he'd calling people noobs and telling his keepers to stfu or he'd pwn them.
omglollmao123 7 months ago
@omglollmao123 counter strike gay
willghass 7 months ago
By the way, he should play data worm.
WatiTheChef 7 months ago
let us kill their evolution as well. :D
WatiTheChef 7 months ago
Almost half the characters on 2nd life are generated by monkeys !!
SimplisticSusans7o67 7 months ago
2:23 idiot human
chicosantoro1 7 months ago
He'll be pwning nines on call of duty in a month.
LethalX27 7 months ago
game-addiction
spamtelevision 7 months ago
incredible
HareyMon 8 months ago
Sweet smile.
southsidesman 8 months ago
love the bit at 2:18 where she tells him to chase them and then he gets busted - starts beating on her for bad advice ^^
ijrnelson87 8 months ago
ohhh poor monkey =(
MrHuggaga 8 months ago
two years later he beat the shit out of the white lady becase she wouldnt let him play grand theft auto
x7Chaosbullet 9 months ago
@x7Chaosbullet why are you calling her the "white" lady? why bring race into this? there's no other women in the video to distinguish from.
UltimateVenom 7 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooool
dvorig 9 months ago
In some way I feel like we're helping apes a bit evolution-wise. :P
AniCator 9 months ago
Worry when they start to play call of duty!!!
richardxob 10 months ago
I suspect that Koreans have enslaved hoards of chimps to play World of Warcraft
coldcapsicum 10 months ago 68
@coldcapsicum these are japanese.
umidontno040394 3 months ago
He should play Geometry wars 2.
zoidbetag 1 year ago
@BovrilKetchup Black Ops :)
Ecite 1 year ago
なんの目的でこのようなことをしているのだろうか?
まるで意味がないとは言わないが、猿はあくまで猿でしかないでしょ。
軍事利用のためかしら。
doublepointed 1 year ago
@doublepointed yes, I totally agree with you
chinobr4life 10 months ago
こいつ俺より頭良いぞ。
TearKlaine 1 year ago
1:15. Chimp: I finally beat that shit! Oh wait, still! Crap!
ader541 1 year ago
@ader541
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
TheMushroomsAreHere 11 months ago
THEY NEED TO TEACH THIS MONKEY TO PLAY THE SHIT OUT THIS GAME!
Then I'll be impressed.
ScorpionJC7 1 year ago
next i want to see him play donkey kong
bioniclelightsabers 1 year ago 2
I play Pro 11 with my chimpanzee every day...He is really good...I suck...
tolisarta13 1 year ago 2
MS pacman
rubenmorales19 1 year ago
id like to see him play that prank game going around on the internet that scares the hell out of ya at the end with the horror face that pops up
59cva 1 year ago 2
Yup the title is a fail that's definitely a bonobo not a chimp
cupguin 1 year ago
he should play donkey kong
pokemongod159 1 year ago
how much are chimps i wanna buy one
cpms5151 1 year ago
@cpms5151 Lol, do you own a zoo? Or at least something like that? You can't have a chimp as a domestic pet =/ though I really want one too xD
FiReReDnInJa 1 year ago
@FiReReDnInJa Only in some states :S
ScorpionJC7 1 year ago
Now this chip has a WOW account...
coolvidzman 1 year ago
@coolvidzman He is a chinese gold-farmer
kevalajnen 1 year ago
@kevalajnen rofl
christiandoritos 1 year ago
noob :D
adrneu 1 year ago
He looks more like a bonobo than a chimp.
OSUalum41 1 year ago
@OSUalum41
bonobos are a kind of chimpanzees and chimpanzees are a kind of great ape and great apes are kind of monkeys (lol)
tenedria 1 year ago
play pacman, get bitches
genesisproject 1 year ago
i bet that bitch lets the chimp bang her
Misc4Lyfe 1 year ago 2
@BovrilKetchup LMFAO
Flyguy4580 1 year ago
Lol they are masters at hand-eye coordination. Notice how they always look around so much? Its cuz they dont need to look at the screen or pay attention all the time due to there intense memory. They can make a good guess as to what is about to happen next.
brokenhabits 1 year ago
i want one :D
leebuzzin09 1 year ago
i think i played this guy in starcraft2. i lost.
levymetal 1 year ago
@BovrilKetchup hehehe that'd be great!!
esca8652 1 year ago
what a noob
motnahpz 1 year ago
@motnahpz LMAO, it's probably the first time a chimp's played it. He was getting alittle better at the end, but still lacking in strategy.
esca8652 1 year ago
@BovrilKetchup
It'll be hard considering they have almost no concept of war :(
benigidachef 1 year ago
imagine in CoD 8.
You:OMFG!
Someone:What happend?
You:Someone called chimp killed me
ivailoto5 1 year ago
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etta777 1 year ago
It doesn't look like a chimp to me. It looks like a young gorilla
Maybe it is a chimp in a gorilla suit ...
worsethanamistake 1 year ago
tell that chimp to add me in xbox live, whats his gamertag?
LaMara84 1 year ago
@LaMara84 Banana?
eidius1989 1 year ago
I bet that chimp is comtemplating suicide considering he has to see that crazy woman everyday.
metalspector 1 year ago
This will never end. "oh my god, a chimps playing pacman!" "oh my god, chimps know what death is!" "oh my god, chimps send packages to their distant relatives!"
get over it and accept your hair brother
grendelee 1 year ago
I officially love chimps now xDDD
CloudxTifa150 1 year ago
He'll be playing World of Warcraft getting fat and shit. In a guild vent with other apes XD
Dwaithy 1 year ago
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I don't believe it, fake
Userro 2 years ago
@Userro dude chimps are smart as hell
bdis89 2 years ago
I watched Planet of the Apes yesterday. this scares the crap out of me now...lol
skydark 2 years ago
LOL
ppdrawings 2 years ago
That is definitely a bonobo, not a chimp. I believe it's from the Great Ape Trust.
Hagbard7 2 years ago
this guy sucks at pac-man and he looks like a fucking monkey!!!
sleepytime1123 2 years ago 2
sirs please stop at 23 sec. it looks like the face of mars..is it possible the genome was jumped by an intelligent alien race to push us forward...sirs...
johnsmdm 2 years ago
he probably thinking that how he could be playing halo isntead
rcminit109 2 years ago 3
That looks like a bonobo not a chimp
SaganAppreciationSoc 2 years ago 3
wow a monkey has a better high score than me at pacman...
candlewhiskey 2 years ago 41
thats a bonobo not a chimp[anzee]....
heartthehorse 2 years ago 2
I'd love to see a chimp play an advanced game like COD 4 or Half life or Super mario galaxy :D that would be cool ^^
RAFL94 2 years ago 3
btw if that fat lady left him alone hed probably played better!
C64Rulez 2 years ago
this one is of species "pan pacmanus" aka pacman playing ape... and there's "homo pacmanus" which you should have already guessed
C64Rulez 2 years ago
damn
brattness 2 years ago
Amazing how much time the chimp's trainer had on his hands.
Jimmy57452 2 years ago 2
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I thought this was gonna be a video of some stupid nigger playing PacMan.
Oh well, close enough.
auggieFU 3 years ago
that was the worst comment I've seen on youtube ever! lucky for you you're not banned from youtube yet -.- too bad!
RAFL94 2 years ago
hahhahhahaaha
aftaab007 2 years ago
kanzi is a bonobo, not a chimpanzee
Tryambakam 3 years ago 2
Depends on the use of the word "chimp". Both bonobos and "common" chimps belong to the genus(?) Pan. Pan paniscus respectively Pan troglodytes. "Pan" is sometimes translated as "chimpanzee", though mostly "chimpanzee" means Pan troglodytes only. But both are correct.
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
no, both are not correct. chimpanzee is the name of pan troglodytes, and p. paniscus is bonobo. kanzi is a bonobo, a completely different species than chimpanzee. not only do they differ in behaviour, they also differ in diet and social hierarchy too. saying that a bonobo and chimpanzee are the same is analogous to saying that humans (us) and neanderthals are the same, when they are not the same, despite both being in the genus homo
Tryambakam 3 years ago 2
How would you translate the name of the genus "Pan" into english? BTW same question about "Homo" .
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
that is beside the point, kanzi is a bonobo. this is the species he belongs to.
Tryambakam 3 years ago
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Technically, this was Mrs. Pacman, so not all that impressive.
superwolf76 3 years ago
lol next gen gamers are here...!!!
zapperxxx 3 years ago
Chimps as pets would be a torture for chimps, as hardly any human can manage to make the chimp's life the way it has to be. It's like caring for a child. Only that a human child gets other humans to socialize while a chimp (pet)child has to somehow cope with humans....
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
As for the soul and consciousness, chimps have them both. Even BIRDS have consciousness, let alone chimps.
But from chimps it's known for sure since they interviewed those chimps who learned sign language with "soul-related" questions.
BTW Kanzi's sister's vocabulary is 2000 words. For the sake of compariso, an average human uses 500 words in everyday life and 3000 (actively) in specific situations (passively it's around 10000).
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
3 yr old? Actually Kanzi understands English at the level of a 10-year-old. Also, human and chimp blood are mutually interchargeable if correct blood group (no other species can donate blood to either humans or chimps).
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
That is incorrect Alexmagnus1. Monkey-Human blood transactions do not work for several reasons. The DNA is too different causing problems like blood cell mutations ect... also human vaccines for diseses that monkeys are immune to have a serious side effect. the while blood cells see the vaccine as an invasion and rais the bodie to full alert. aslo normal red blood cells from a human can be attacked causing very serious issues such as liver failer. btw i just made this all up but its sounds cool
RaveooDK 3 years ago
When tranbsacting human blood to a human you also get "alien" DNA.. That's not a problem. Also, one rarely trasfuses blood itself, móstly only some components of it.
As I said, not each monkey or ape. Only chimps have "human-compatible" blood (and only humans have a "chimp-compatible" one).
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
wocka wocka
yourtiy 3 years ago
hes happy as shit!!!!....id teach mine to roll dutch masters for me!!!!!!
goeagles86 3 years ago
yeah coool
C0DZ0R 3 years ago
NO WAY!!! HE BEAT GEORGE BUSH'S SCORE!!! o wait anyone can do that XD!!!!
GuativaDAmon 3 years ago 5
That's not a chimp, it's a bonobo...subspecies of pan.
DeadBabyJesus 3 years ago
Bonobos are chimps, according to one understanding of the term. Pan is a genus, paniscus is the species, not subspecies.
DrakeDun 3 years ago
what a nerd ha
KickingPigeonz 3 years ago
I want to fuck it right in its hairy butthole <3
spacem00se 3 years ago
me 2 man. me 2...
AlmightyFRACTA 3 years ago
I gonna go and zoo and steal an animal =)
Extr3m3lif3 3 years ago
in 10 years you have a internet date with a chimp o.O
Tsikodon 3 years ago 2
chimps kick ass!!! i want 1
G6T9R 3 years ago
As a chimp myself, i find this all rather amusing.
rowanrockhopper 3 years ago 2
i bet this chimp haven't left the room in his life.. all day he in this laboratory :( or board or lonely..
0michelle 3 years ago
he's doing a service to his species, helping to educate the world about monkeys. it's better than dying in the wild.
mark321123 3 years ago
well there r many experiments that scientists do that rn't nececery at all.. more than that' they do they r doing the experiments in the worst conditions just so the sponcers wll see that they have done something...
whatever... u wont understant ...
0michelle 3 years ago
I understand.
mark321123 3 years ago
He is locked up in his room playing video games. He is not that different from a normal 16-year old.
Haguile 3 years ago 2
hes way cooler
wluprocks 3 years ago
I agree. Just think if you can teach him to play g.o.w. online and talk shit. talking monkies are the way to go...
Matharis 3 years ago
That monkey can come over and play pac man with me anytime he prob pwn me thoguh
sniperwolf55 4 years ago
I bet that if this lady would be sad or crying... best bet is that the soul of this chimp would be affected just as a mommy chimp saddened if her baby dies, you might think they don't know any better but you who wrote this, you are wrong.
marigmz6 4 years ago
You're weird.
Zythyl 4 years ago 5
bet he owns at cs
JohnnyLeetsauce 4 years ago 2
LOLOL ROFL nice one
SdeathkrazedS 4 years ago
He's like "Damn lady shut the fuck up I know what I'm doing."
MaximusDread 4 years ago 32
@MaximusDread lmao! He plays this game better than i do.
Cannedmeat420 1 year ago
AWESOME!
JackGrider 4 years ago
yo
come and see wot 2 furious and raged apes can do (on nonukatall, clip ape singe des rues)
nonukatall 4 years ago
Saved this video with savetube
titansolaris 4 years ago
this is how it starts. then they start taking over and our asrtonauts come home to a new world and scream. IT'S A MAD HOUSE!!! A MAD HOUSE!!!
Orionsaint 4 years ago 2
"Planet of the Apes"?:)
alexmagnus1 3 years ago
that trainer girl is really weird. lol
majinga623 5 years ago
bonobos share 99% of our DNA. They r our closest relatives of the great apes.
ghal416 5 years ago
That was humans 25 years ago.
deepfreeze8 5 years ago
He's cute! And he kicks ass at Ms. Pacman. The should get him playing Oblivion though.
XarxesB 5 years ago
truly amazing!
exoticanimals 5 years ago
LOL - Chimp
Northisbest 5 years ago
"My grampappy weren't no cotton pickin' monkey."
I bet they can pull triggers too.
t0jam 5 years ago
That's amazing. And the Christians think man could never have evolved from ape. LOL!
friendlier 5 years ago 3
That's great, he passes the test for replacing Bush. We have a new president!
falcore19 5 years ago 4
LOL
CZRonUTube 5 years ago
Ok.
1st - It's Ms. Pacman. Come on.
2nd - I would kick this chimp's ass at CounterStrike
3rd - How they taught him to play? Banana when he passes the level, genital shocks when he gets gobbled by a ghost.
g7997g 5 years ago
Oh wow, you can beat a monkey at CounterStrike. You damn masters of the game!
Mariodoot 5 years ago
Chimps are cleverer than you think. It's not a dog, it can learn also without any reward/penalties.
alexmagnus1 5 years ago