Episode 10 - Mid Morning Matters

[Benwheatleys]

rule breaker

[jackt2469]

just says internet

[MetaCraken]

"Fuck it, fuck it."

[1978Allanc]

you are nothing and i am alan partridge

[ImaniHekima]

Tim Key is a great new addition to the world of Alan.

[ObieT2k]

Ya should see him eat, looks like he's had a stroke lol

[JasB1604]

Darren Boyd is hawt.

[flighty1996]

keep pressing 7

[flighty1996]

keep pressing 5

[kissifer88]

dicks

[d0nkeytr0n]

dirty get!

[MrMunstar1]

Fuking hellllll , that last BiT , I was just sipping a coffee when that happened and coffee exploded from my nose .... thats never happened before .... quite refreshing 

[smellmycheese77]

@MrMunstar1 and that made me laugh but my nostrils were clear!!!!!!!!!

[samboy1007]

lmao just internet

[uncleblobus]

complete crap

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

dirty get

[ivorbigonee]

type in saxondale to you tube and i think u will be pleasantly surprised.

[ivorbigonee]

rock on tommy!!!

[smash4686]

Wish I could show this to someone who had no idea who Alan Partidge was or couldn't spot a comedy act.

[ImaniHekima]

It does bug me a bit when the entreprenneur picks up the microphone. No need for it.

[ivorbigonee]

@ImaniHekima oh my god.

[irishroverX]

Coogan back to his best. Great stuff!

[sec0ndevolution]

'People call me a workaholic.'

'Pfft......dicks!'

[moreskyletZsexyify]

just incredible comedy better den some of the amercian shit u get on here lool

[paulcarm75]

People criticising the BBC should probably be aware that 1) Coogan and Ianucci wanted to do this online; I suspect Foster's probably came up with the idea, and 2) the BBC know Partridge is gold and would bite your hand off for a new series, and 3) Ianucci is currently editing MMM to be shown on the Beeb

[FaxanaduJohn]

@paulcarm75 What;s MMM?

[Roxycan21]

@FaxanaduJohn Mid morning matters

[FaxanaduJohn]

@paulcarm75 Yeah, so I'm a twat.

[FaxanaduJohn]

"And I never call him by his name."

[crisatunity]

firm, soft, warm...dry.

[rvic11]

What the hell is this new 'Your reaction?' box? 'LOL', WOW', 'FAIL'??? Fuck off youtube, don't ruin an already great site with this crap!

[rvic11]

I've read all the comments about how people think the BBC should wake up and stuff like that, and it is ridiculous that this isn't on TV. But I actually prefer it being on youtube than on telly. Coogan can do exactly what he wants, I can watch it when I want and i don't have to buy a DVD!

[massaganaa]

@rvic11 coogan is looking to put the series on tv, dont know how it would work or what network, just saw him saying he was looking to do that in a recent interview.

[rvic11]

I've watched all these episodes countless times now, but the first time I heard that "You dirty get" line I nearly died from laughing!

[audioedge]

ahhhhhh bwans hoche

[Gears182]

i think coogan will be so fucking proud of this whole series. Like a big fuck you to the bbc. "Shall i tell you what i think? I think you're a fucking dick mate...."

[achtungpanzer182]

I love his abject fawning in front of an entrepreneur, makes complete sense that Alan would worship him!

[whall2004]

Greatest comic creation of all time :') Wake up BBC !

[maaniyousofi]

@whall2004 give him another series you sh*t.

[microscopic]

i've just listened to:

do you own a quarry? no. gold? people! uuuaaghhhhh God give me another one. Because you see people.... I thought it was a game

about twelve times

[ShiviSchuey]

you should see him eat...looks like he's had a stroke

[MCshlthead]

7.00 hes remembering the dantes fires incident

[dougiedougman]

@MCshlthead

"Fool beem"

[MrRobbo1978]

That geezer is Saxondales dick head neighbour.

[TranquilDome]

Is Daniel the alternative medicine doctor off Green Wing?

[EddieAllenSkater]

Firm, soft, warm, dry, just real, real class and panache. Alan Partridge is a legend.

[staticVoid2]

8:55 ROFL

[alhooper505]

'squat on the desk...i don't do that'

[mdbrfc]

DIRTY GET

[gwynmo]

North Norfolk.

[tcdude001]

12:58 LOL! Alan for the win! \m/

[andymac6263]

ooooh blands hatch

[andymac6263]

Dirty get....

[Rorxz]

bloody computer, you bitch!

[LaidlowPiano]

I'm just planning a trip to Beccles

[HEADCOUNT2008]

the sweaty palm at the end is immense

[andymac6263]

@HEADCOUNT2008 immense it is, totally brilliant.

[patchward90]

dirty get!

[cheekyegg]

im not sue lawley

[sheepeasy]

That explosion was literally the comeback of the Alan Partridge character for me. I hate Fosters but god damn these shows are good!

[EnzoLuca10]

do you hava a wagamamas in your head?

[shoseki]

Ho-ly crap. Great, great stuff. Really enjoying this show.

[momsazombie1]

Not quite the magic of vintage partridge but it's good to see Alan again.

[zangief]

This video is not available in Canada/many other countries.. Why Youtube, why?

[ProperBodged]

ROFL @ how alan constantly calls simon a 'dirty get'

[stephenzevon]

do not filter results and clear history...(awkward looks)...this show is SO well written it's hard to believe

[mrokeeffe92]

Dirty get!

[HEADCOUNT2008]

dicks

[hardcastleo]

Firm, Soft, Warm, Dry.

[LAnonHubbard]

Blands Hatch LOL

[paddyrafferty]

The phrases on Alan's business cards are how Charlie Sheen describes himself these days. God help us if Charlie goes on the Toblerone

[QuirkyCreature]

@LordHarris1983 I would have to agree.

[Willforbes296532]

When they all start laughing after Alan asks if he can come on an away day, that is by far one of the most excruciatingly painful things to watch, but at the same time absolutely hilarious. This is comedy gold.

[ZINCOVIX8754]

genius

[ChannieN]

oh I'm so scared! I've emptied myself in my unders! classic Alan :)

[wurble]

Never never never never never never never never NEVER retire the Alan Partridge character steve.

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

Ha, Alan needs to work on the dryness of his handshake at the end. I didn't notice that before.

[Stiletto92]

lovin the elevator music version of elton john

[karatebuff]

"WELL GOOD MORNING JUDGE HOW ARE YOU TODAY"

[howtomeasureaplanet]

Attitude challenger...Im gonna use that on my CV

[brousteen]

So good, more! MORE!

[spearian]

"I wake up every morning and i'm excited..."

"I get that from time to time"

"dirty get"

[ridlington1982]

business networking school 

[TheRetardotron]

this is the best one of all the episodes! i'll make sure you'll NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER WORK IN NORTH NORFOLK RADIO EVER AGAIN!!!

[neil2864]

"Dirty get!"  Love it!

[xsf07xbu]

It's the guy from saxondale!!

[johnykoop]

@xsf07xbu alan partridge has been on tv for 20 years, what u on about!

[xsf07xbu]

@johnykoop Not coogan you cunt, the man he's interviewing

[BenSpeirs]

Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yea­h!

[saveferris2284]

We've had Shami Chakrabart from Liberty... Never heard of her lol

[TheSchweaver]

Is that lynn in the the other room 

[TheSludgeMan]

What's with the homoeroticism in this episode?

[biopsychosocio]

Dirty get hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[PopeOfMope]

sorry for the silly voice there !!

[motherflange]

"Sorry, s'bit racist. It's funny isn't it, ya do a Chinese voice it annoys some people, you do a black man's voice *click* all hell breaks loose! Explain that? Ya can't, they're both racist."

[ProjectLonely]

'Do not filter results and clear history..' lol

[Willforbes296532]

dirty get lmao

[joestarkey278]

Dirty get....

[darknessbydesign]

Starting to see references to I'm Alan Partridge - last episode = Def Leppard, this episode, tax dodger!

[geater]

@darknessbydesign - You're right. Also, in the previous episode he has that morbid curiosity about the guy's experiences in killing people in combat, just like with Michael in series one of IAP.

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

when I listen to these Mid Morning Matters I really feel part of the North Norfolk generation. I mean, I've never actually been to Norfolk but I once bought some steak which had been prepared around that area and it was just textbook.

[JuIsTheLaw]

I'm pretty sure "Face Invaders" is the name of a porn film...

[akf2000]

Sidekick Simon had that coming!

[DeathFromAbove1981]

The news gifford. lol

[Tommyrazzle]

"Bloody computer, ya bitch!"

[breastlingmuthating]

i will make sure you never never never never never NEVERE NEVER NEVER NEVEER NEVER nevere NEVERE NEVER NEVER NEVEER NEVER nevere never never.. work in norfolk radio.

you are nothing.....and i...ammmm Alan Partridge

[harrisondextrose]

"Doooo youuuu... own a quarry?"

[afternoondelight48]

Best one yet, that ending had me in tears!

[colinrice1982]

"People call me a workaholic"

"Dicks"

[bwilliantbob]

Do not filter results, and clear history... Dirty get

[Voi2011]

Steve Coogan-comic genius

[jaycabaret]

dirty get

[Safeness07]

If you don't like this you are a cunt.

[feckinbirds]

Don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do anything like that again or I'll make sure you never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never work in Norfolk, North Norfolk radio again

Amazing

[icemanisdangerous]

@feckinbirds I'm so glad you quoted that bit because even though I watched the whole thing like everyone else before scrolling down to read the comments I was completely unaware of that happening in the video.

Why is there always at least one dick head that has to quote from the video like no one just watched it?

[Doddsy]

R.I.P SI LOLLL

[ohdoshutit1]

you got a wagamamas in your head?

[Monsieurdogsanus]

Firm, soft, warm, dry.

[scootshin]

tut, Dirty Get!

[celticshadytown]

tears in my eyes, superb stuff.

[LaurelVentura]

Can we suppose Simon got the boot from this incident, now we've seen episode 11?

[benkennedy120480]

did he really say 'I Robot, that film with the big eared black chap!' these make me cringe more and more with each episode! quality stuff

[speckog]

bloody brilliant.

[eviltwinrecords]

amazing!!!

[chipboardchrist]

AT LEAST two P.E. teachers

[MuckyduckMel]

Amazing really, mediocre comedies like family (see it coming) guy and IT crowd are adored by the masses and a true gem like this doesn't get the exposure it deserves. Great stuff Alan gordan partridge

[massiveants]

"dirty get"

[nealtracy]

Give him a new series you shits!!!!

[lozuk2111]

jacka-knacka-nory

[mhdixon21]

hahahahaha jesus christ thats so fucking funny!!!

[HEADCOUNT2008]

... just planning a trip to beccles

[rachelkgr1]

Darren Boyd is smashing in this!

[ajaxthelesser]

gotta love that shifty look at the camera after "clear history"

[ivorbigonee]

dont sit in mah seat!!! lol

[ohdoshutit1]

i wanna fuck Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

[DicMaxillaOfWhirr]

Dirty Get!

[ACinDorset]

Absolute genius. These mid-morning matters are superb. Come on, lets get Alan back on TV. How about Alan doing a Come Dine With Me where he irritates, annoys & argues with everyone, or a hard hitting topical documentary where he sucks up to all the wrong people, eg. bankers etc. What about a realish chat show, Alan interviewing current celebs (remember Ali G interviewing Posh n Becks). All great TV.... What Im saying is: GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES Y'BASTARDS....

[mightymatt1000]

@ACinDorset

Lol, brilliant ideas. They would be the funniest shows on tv at the minute.

[mrobbo]

@ACinDorset Partridge on CDWM is a great idea

[ACinDorset]

@mrobbo Thanks. Alan would ofcourse try to schmooze, charm and flirt his way to success- then, when that fails, cut his losses decide all the others are just 'dicks' and tell 'em how it is!!! Partridge style!! Jurassic Park!!!

[stickowe1]

@ACinDorset Monkey Tennis?

[ACinDorset]

@stickowe1 Inner City Sumo? If you dont do it, Sky will!

[foamyjesus]

@ACinDorset YEAH! GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES Y'SHIT!

[ACinDorset]

@foamyjesus Thanks foamy... yeah I got the y'shit/ y'bastards bit wrong.... DOH! Anyway, I dont normally blow my trumpet, but I think the 'real knowing me-knowing you' with real celebs would be great. Remember Mrs Merton interviewing Debbie McGee (Paul Daniels wife)- just hilarious. If you can imagine Alan interviewing; Jordan, "Sir Alan" Sugar, Shami Chakrabarti, Gordon Ramsay, JLS, Jedward, Wayne Rooney & Colleen etc. etc. it would MUSTARD!!!!

[Astley]

@ACinDorset I would love to see Partridge on Come dine with me - thats a fantastic idea haha

[SexDiamonds]

@ACinDorset Just goes to show just how much potential there is with this character. Bring it on!

[Diggers87]

@ACinDorset yeah. give him another series, y'shits!

[Zoroastrianistic]

@ACinDorset Or what about exclusive intervews with Gaddaffi and/or Khomeini where he completely relishes the details of how their vicitm's deaths were 'administered', or live debates with radical feminists with him proclaiming it is okay to give your (female) spouse a 'shove onto the carpet in the corridor' .

[cheekyegg]

@ACinDorset the milky bar kid interview was fucking awesome, shame it was wasted on comic releif where the average tv show goer didnt get it

[WiredCountDuckula]

Partridge is god

[stueemo]

I live in Beccles. Eat my goal!

[ec123456789able]

i actually kinda sided with alan in this video. i hate rich people who say that the reason they got rich was because of ''The People''. yeah right, you don't become rich without being a 'ruthless-selfish-greedy-basta­rd'.....in that order.

[lukehinch]

bits, bytes, ram, bugs, worms, cookies, reboot, download, clear cache, do not filter results and clear history

[ChrisGallimoreMusic]

Firm. Soft. Warm. Dry.

[ec123456789able]

the end bit made me laugh so hard.

[screech979]

love it

[samosborne37]

personally i think theyv got nothing on the old partridge, not enough room for different jokes just set in the studio

[cp1492]

We don't for all that....SEAT shit....

[C64endings]

NEVER! Quality :-)

[starkez11]

Where the F!ck is my comment!

[pgrimshaw62]

This is soooo much better than anything the BBC offer as comedy these days. Give him another series you shit! :-D Keep em coming!

[Willforbes296532]

lol its hilarious how simon keeps getting shouted at in this one and his face while alans shouting at him is absolutely hilarious, however I do start feeling sorry for him at the end haha

[2009lsfds]

face invaders is a shit idea

[Kevo216666]

I love Alan's new "silly voice".

[heatworld]

I've watched this 4 times and it just keeps getting funnier.

[wurble]

Bring back 'alan's funny stories'!

[GreatBritishGamers]

Dirty Get!

[KILLFELIX]

What is the EXACT colour is that the guests jumper?

[KILLFELIX]

@KILLFELIX

?

[511gillymot]

@KILLFELIX lilac?

[dodoegg1]

sidestorm simon is not as funy as the geordie that was in the telly series

3 dislikes? what the