Green Wing - Well you can *%#! off then!

[prophetchannel]

Still better than Nick Clegg.

[batmansascientist]

"Alright, you're the member of parliament for Hornsey and Wood Green" "Already?"

Needless to say, one of the best comedies ever.

[HxCmav]

Classic Statham!

[thegranddilligaf]

I'd love to see Mark Heap play a serious role.

[AVA1234]

@thegranddilligaf

He has a serious role in the final episode of Skins series 2, if you're into that. He carries it off pretty well.

[kilcoyne1989]

"Your party doesn't care about my kids, speak properly please"

[SecretTheatre]

Seems to me he'd be the ideal Lib Dem candidate these days...

[Kezipoo]

statham is legend.

[definty]

who wants to see a series bassed on dr statham and sue white?

[MrRossums]

@jawsapple

yup

xD

[whynotvids1]

8 people can just F*** OFF THEN

[Grymligast]

You shouldn't have 6 children in all colours of the rainbow HAHA.

I know a girl like that.

[Harvy355]

One of the best dlivered lines of the whole entire series lol how can someone not like this?!

[wonderdogger]

Dark UK sketch comedy with a hint of mint. This is our first video and we'd love to know what you think. If you like it please rate, comment, subscribe!

[Heretic20]

8 people "can fuck off then". Frankly.

[BenLeigh1996]

statham- i think hes the best in the show

[itsallinthezero]

After watching the complete Greenwing, I can't watch Mark Heap in anything without laughing. Statham is probably the funniest character ever to appear on Brithish telly!

My fav clip is him on the milk float, throwing bottles after Joanna dumps him. I literally pissed myself laughing. Mark Heap, you are a genius!!

[hyweltthomas]

What a genius series with so much great acting - RIP.

My 10 year was watching when Joanna said to Statham "You've given me a locket with your spunk in it?" He turned his head to me and said: "Dad, what's a locket?"

[Harvy355]

@hyweltthomas Haha gotta give you credit for that punchline, wasnt expecting it.

[messyslimeboy]

Allan statham for prime minister!

[JIMKUltra]

Green Wing was, is, and always will be suprisingly incredibly fantastically wonderfully brilliant. 1000/10

[darrouken]

I live in Wood Green! :-D

[djb66v2]

Now that the Lib Dems are in Government, we could use a comedy MP like Dr. Statham. Sort of like Vince Cable, but with attitude ...

[ardendweller3791]

Statham-inspired merchandise available at cafepress!! shop name = GreenWingThing

[gotz777]

excellent comedy series, im half way through watching all the episodes on u tube shows.

green wing is the programme name.

funny as ffffff

[Psymonsdream]

A LEAST some new kind of humor, GREAT :)

[wowthatsbonzer]

Stephen Mangan is in a new film called Beyond the Pole which EMPIRE said was exceptional and BRITFLICKS said was "unique ...a great film!" Tickets have just gone sale now at the ICA in London. Whoopee!!! - runs from 12th Feb to 21st Feb

[bodomandmetal]

Lol, Mark Heap is such a pro!

[smokertm]

legend!

[piano15R]

"oh dear . . . ."

[jawsapple]

Is statham the same guy who plays brian on spaced?

[ScratUN]

Yep, Mark Heap.

[OnceUponAWaltz]

yes :)

[SomaLFM]

@jawsapple Yep!

[tenspoonsofspin]

@jawsapple Yes! I saw him as Statham long before I had heard of Spaced. What a surprise. Now he plays Thomas Browne in Lark Rise to Candleford.

[youbecame]

@jawsapple He is! Mark Heap is the actors name :)

[Liorte1973]

@jawsapple Yep, that's Brian

[mmpzz]

@jawsapple Yeah, he is. Mark Heap.

[DetectiveDeckard]

@jawsapple yeah lol

[nicholasmatthews1987]

@jawsapple yeah he is!

[Danlirious]

@jawsapple Haha yes he is :)

[PuttyUK]

@jawsapple Yes he is.

[MrBunkachu]

@jawsapple Yes he is. 

[jimijable]

I wish they did a show just on Statham, he is a great comedy character like Alan Partridge or Basil Fawlty.

[Shadowvex101]

if only real politicians were like this!

[PeterElliott]

Mark Heap is such a brilliant comedic actor.

[sisivangollah]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

[eatingjif]

ahahhahahahahah maan thats some of the best comic timing ever

jus pure perfection

lol

[Chrijz]

LOL at that politically correct idiot who says: "Bigot".

[saidiemai]

That ginger guy is Tom Goodman Hill, by the way, who was at uni with Julian Rhind-Tutt (Mac) and my drama teacher. Just thought you'd like to know. :)

[richmo85]

not really

[saidiemai]

Well, I didn't mean you'd like to know about my drama teacher. Just that the ginger guy and JRT have been friends since uni. Some people are interested in TV/film/actors trivia stuff. Obviously, you aren't, so there you go :)

[TheZellyx1]

Awesome stuff, Green Wing has me laughing all the time. Cheers for uploading.

[DoubleBubble1984]

Statham is the shit haha

[SkeeLoBrown]

Haha good shit!

gotta love Green Wing (and Statham!)

[lilbeatch]

the Scottish fuckwit?!?!?!?! i beg to differ! and you spelt it wrong!

[afteq]

But really, he is like Tony, a Scottish git like Blair. He has made a right cock of himself

[lilbeatch]

who? what?! lol youve lost me....who's tony?

[afteq]

Think about it love. Who's that other Scottish git who ran us before the current Scottish git?

YES! Tony Blair!

good job Scotch

[lilbeatch]

im confused....wasnt tony blair english?

[afteq]

Nope, just his accent. He was born in Edinburgh

[lilbeatch]

really? he's scottish?!?!? he's still a wanker though lol i dont want to be from the same country as him :(

[afteq]

Same town even :S

[lilbeatch]

WRONG! lol i live in edinburgh but originally from the highlands

[afteq]

I'm sorry for such a grave error

[Harbl000000]

This is ridiculous, honestly. Blame it all on the scots, every problem is exclusively down to them. Oi oi.

[afteq]

I'm glad we're level minded on this issue!

[xsamiralx]

Not that I agree that your racist comments are true, but if english people hadn't voted for labour in the first place then tony blair & gordon brown wouldn't have been prime minister.

[afteq]

what comments were those? I can't remember, and I don't vote

[richmo85]

people who dont vote are dicks

[afteq]

Mercifully I already know I'm a dick.

[Mullahgrrl]

Politicians don't vote

[richmo85]

corse they do you retard!

everyone above 18 gets a vote, thats the law. it's fools like you that should have theirs taken away tho

[Mullahgrrl]

Not for me they dont!

[asprout3]

Legally every citizen of the UK can vote in UK elections except for the monarch

[gangsterchronicle]

Except, obviously, those under voting age.

[webstar1337]

no-one voted for gordon brown, and you vote for a party, not the leader of, they are elected within that party and then represent it as such.

[xsamiralx]

er.. yeah i knew that! But everyone knew that when they were voting for labour that Gordon Brown would end up being prime minister

[pinkandgirly1992]

if boris johnson became mayor of london he could easily become an mp or even pm

[Klamath2046]

He was an MP

[JPGoss]

I think he meant that if Boris Johnson is capable of becoming mayor of London, Dr Statham should be capable of becoming MP.

[afteq]

BJ is brilliant.

[willyroberts]

i would vote for him

[themoldypeach14]

mark heap is aweosme XD

[grumpiergrim]

So funny :D I love Statham

[TuRdSandwitch18]

he is an excellent character, so much better than the dim trendy mac guy or boyce ( boooo )

[MrMakkron]

I was glad to go on set for Greenwing a few times. ^^ My Father was the Steadicam operator for every episode. The reason why a 3rd season is unlikely is because the director moved to america or something like that: BUT, apparantly their work there didn't go too well, so they should be coming back to England soon. And if so, apparantly another series may be possible. Fingers crossed? :D

[Bethany1689]

Omg that would be amazing =D. Fingers crossed indeed!

[movieposterboy]

BRILLIANT AMAZING TIMING.

[Ilikenuman]

i always imagined hed be a Tory not a Lib Dem.

[GullibleKit]

There's a difference?

[Ilikenuman]

well the tory party are stereotypically alot more farty and right wing.

[xenon1987]

yeah, same.

[Ilikenuman]

the lib dems are a left wing party. and stereotypically theyre all alchoholics. get it right : )

[dctim]

Who cares? Neither of them seem to have any policies anyway.

[xgwynnethx]

I thought steriotypicaly libdems sat on the fence drinking alchol.

[Ilikenuman]

yeah thats what i said, theyre meant to be all alchoholics.

[1984kid1]

the most pompous erratic charactor on tv ,love it

[DaveBcfc1990]

My kid's after-school club's being closed!

Oh dear *mumbles*

I love that man.

[tetejambon1]

Dr Alan reminds me of Howard Moon from the mighty boosh! lol and "six children in all the colours of the rainbow!"

[aliciaxb]

"you shouldnt go round having 6 kids all different colours of the rainbow!" hahaa

[pinca002]

He reminds me of john cleese! I love green wing! SO FUNNY!

[Patrickbwoi]

Alan statham reminds me of brian from spaced haha

[pizzicato1986]

Er, maybe that's because they're both the same actor!!

[VJAZA9T2]

Mark Heap is the actor btw

:D

[xDoYouLoveMex]

LMFAO

I actually love this

At the moment I'm trying to find his A is for Appendectomy song on here =/

[AliBoomia]

yes bring back green wing !!!!!

somone should make a petition

it was the best thing on tv :(

[fishistheice]

one of the best green wing clips!

[jonnygno1]

WELL U CAN FUCK OFF THE! u shouldend go around havin 6 kids all colours of the rainbow lmao top class

[keetsmay]

"already?!??!"

hahahahahaa

love the statham

[BLAKEYBBLAKEY]

GREEN WING IS GOOD FOR A 3RD SERIES!

[Eggs4Eva]

hahaha love the way he says "oh dear" !!

[ruutolf]

'oh dear' >: ) nyyhyy why there is not finnish subtitles

[Prisoner7777]

HA HA

[sofaz56]

I LOVE ALLAN STATHAM!

[francisb50]

BRING BACK GREEN WING!

[phantomdoodler]

ahh mark heap is a legend

[RShep1]

when i 1st moved to london about 2 years ago i went into oxford circus and saw guy in the middle of the street filming some godfather game advert but i never saw it on tv so guess it never got aired!he acts the same normally after they finished shooting as on screen

[JenovaMotion]

best programme to grace the telly set.

[ferrycorsten73]

DOESN'T speak properly please

[Crackercpc]

omg u can get de series 1+2 for 30 euro in virgin/zavvi super deal for all green wing fans and any one who wants a good laf!!! green wing is super funny lovin dis scene ;)

[mabyenot]

or just download 4od nd u can watch them 4 free

[jelboysvw]

Brilliant series - I pissed myself laughing through the entire series 1 2 3.

[orchestraofone]

there is no series 3

[angelicMisha]

unfortunately :(

[orchestraofone]

tell me about it

[PeterElliott]

Oh god this is one of THE BEST comedies ever made. In way I'm happy series 3 would never happen as this show will never have a chance to be ruined but I would love still love a bit more. Classic stuff

[josh91bc]

Funniest scene ever.

[stalefish99]

COFFE ENIMA

[greenwingfanbase]

YESSSSSSS!

[MoWillFerg]

Haha. You should upload the one where Statham is saying "knob" into that speaker thingy and then Boyce walks in. HAHA

[maddiehind]

Yeah!! I LOVE that scene!

[MrDitor]

Political incorrectness at its absolute finest.

Love it. How can you create a brilliant character like Statham and not do another series (or two, three, four etc)?

[Megorillazfanyay]

cause hes dead

[MrDitor]

Hmmm. Well, we saw him walking into to the sea.

People do that on beaches every day all over the world, but it doesn't kill them. I'm sure he's still alive somewhere. Oh, and I'm also convinced that Mac's illness diagnosis is all a mistake (probably perpetrated by Guy).

[MikeMJPMUNCH]

on the christmas special dvd it shows an alternate ending where Guy and Mac grab onto Caroline's ankles and are taken to the sky with her, and shows Statham and joanna cling onto a buoy waiting to drown this alternative ending ends with Mac saying "Caroline, there's something I've been meaning to tell you." from there they would go out to sea and rescue Statham and Joanna and series 3 would have begun.

[MrDitor]

You've brought hope where there was darkness....

[92RedRevolver]

I wish they would, but I really doubt a series 3 would ever happen.

[Ed17cellotape]

ogmandastic!

[bov1984]

Statham is a legend, i have an argument with my girlfriend all the time she thinks scrubs is better, the fact that i love her just about saves her from being dumped lol this was the best thing on telly 4 ages and now it gone the bastards!

[EpifanesEuergetes]

If she thinks Scrubs is better just dump her, cause there must be something seriously wrong with her. Scrubs is mediocre at it's best, Green Wing is ingenious.

[naseeba2]

hahaha lol...right on!!!

[buddyboy68]

yes bov dump her unless she see's sense or threaten to send her on a date with dr statham,although come to think of it,id probably enjoy that myself,anyways i dont mind scrubs but i have to say i think green wing is far superior

[EOC14]

sooo funny u shud watch de 1 wit slitty slutty slitty sluts! sheer brilliance!!!

[kauhistuss]

Oh I love Green Wing.

All the colours of the rainbow. lol.

[gspykeuk]

i suck balls

[Jay220891]

yes u do

[fruitshoot]

Awesome.

[AveryMarx0]

Statham is pretty legendary !

I liked the bit about having kids all the colours of the raindbow .

[bedfordblonde1]

ur the member of parliament for hornsey and woodgreen.

Already??

lol i love alan!!

[djclear00]

well you can fuck off then! brilliant top notch

[xxxsim1xxx]

the is gr8 in spaced too

[HdDan13]

i love statham , best character hands down.... you bloody shitting bloody bastard!!

[nay160891]

'speak properly please' lmfao i love greenwing, i must have watched every episode 10 times!!! Pure genius!!

[midnightorange]

having six children in all colours of the rainbow...hahaha lol...i love green wing..pure genious

[maoammao]

Alan Statham: greatest comedy character since Basil Fawlty. FACT

[yamanmustafa]

Best comedy actor EVER

[TobeUK]

he is indeed. well, after gene wilder maybe?

[gharker]

Al-already?? brilliant!!!

[Superrude]

fabulous. I must say.

[howesy]

Quality.

[sanchez109]

is the other guy the dude from "ideal' anyone know it's annoying me?

[guysbitch]

Statham has to be the funniest comedy character ever. Such a classic scene

[psychobable]

I like it when he wiggles his hand in frustration :)

[borntodie]

Oh I love that scene

[dangerous84]

dude this is fucking funny! awesome

[Lucasha]

at least i think its him

[TobeUK]

yeh mark heap (dr alan statham) was brian in spaced :) best modern comedy actor most defintley- hes insane lol

[Lucasha]

if you go to my favourite videos and click on the spaced one you can see statham as he looks normally, fooking weird!!

[NightShadows]

he is my idol !

[T1N00]

lol this clip is so funny.....id say that 2 sum1 if they wuddnt vote 4 me....

[benderette]

LOL I love Statham! He makes me laugh

[pinheadgunpowder]

i could watch this clip over and over and over....oh wait, that is what I'm doing! haha

[kimbo72]

Anyway you shouldn't go around getting pregnant and having 6 children in all colours of the rainbow...

[danielle1989]

i love alan!!!

[DarkFury99]

Yeah it, aka ARS. :D "Nice initials there"

[prowres]

Wasnt it Alan Roderick Statham?

[flairymclairy]

christ that's hilarious, could watch it all daaay loonggg xx

[nunoband]

I love Dr ALAN ROGER STAHAM, i truly admire him, i want 2 b like him wen im older