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  • "Birds don't have teeth you stupid idiot!" hahahahahha

  • Dear God......*shakes head in horror*

  • "This'll look good in post, right?"

    "What the hell is post?"

  • Hunh, sooo.....this is a grade schooler's tribute to "The Birds" right? Middle schooler? High Schooler with twenty bucks?......Don't say grown man. Don't say grown man. DO NOT SAY GROWN MAN!!!!!

  • oh my god hahahahaha!!

  • 1:59 Is he on a satellite delay? Does he work for Fox News?

  • @elltell1990 Cut his mic!

  • ...I just might have to buy this one... like, right now....

  • @OuroborosChoked It's one of our favorites here at the office. We highly recommend it!

  • @RiffTrax Actually did that very thing and enjoyed the hell out of it. I wish Netflix had more of the movies you guys riffed on instant viewing... especially The Happening.

  • What an absolutely dire film in every possible way. If you want my opinion, in terms of being a bad film, this blows The Room out the water. I just have to see this in full sometime

  • Is this Tommy Wiseau's newest masterpiece?

  • @TomSFox Nah, Wiseau films have more plot and point to them. They were both directed by unknown foreign guys though, as pointed out in the Rifftrax.

  • I'm not buying a copy of Birdemic. Never reward a poorly made movie with your money.

  • I...I love Mike, Kevin and Bill but I just don't know if I want to validate this movie's existance by renting it just so I can listen to the Rifftrax.

    I mean, I've seen high school film class projects shot on a clunky 1999 garage sale camcorder that had better production values than this.

  • Wow. I'm actually feeling my ACTUAL gag reflex just from two minutes of this movie. It looks unbearable. I dont even know if the guys can save us from this one.

  • "Aww birds don't have teeth you stupid idiot" ha ha ha.

  • What? WHAT? O.O

    This was filmed with a handheld camera they bought for $300 from Best Buy and then had a blind person work in Microsoft Movie Maker for the "special effects"!

    ... I must see this movie. I am compelled.

  • ok tell me this, is that really the way the movie cuts to different scenes, or is that just you making those cuts?

  • Aww birds don't have teeth you stupid idiot.

  • The creepy guy at 0:47 is Woody Harrelson dressed up as Ted Theodore Logan.

  • @APPLESAUCE50 for a while there i thought that wuz Viggo mortensen or somthing....

  • 0:43

    Okay, how did Tommy Wiseau get into the movie and who gave him a straightener?

  • *horribad effects scene occurs!*

    Mike: ...we're gonna make this look good in post, right?

    Kevin: What the hell is "post"? Keep flailing!

  • I want this movie so badlly because I want to hear rifftrax make fun of it! *Sigh* But I can't find a really cheap copy of it anywhere.

  • Is this a movie a rip-off of The Birds?

  • Good Lord---it's "The Room" with special effects.

  • Well, with effects, anyway.

  • When I saw the movie I died laughing. I mean it...they had to revive me

  • LOL! good lord this movie was awful! thank goodness you guys riffed it.

    .its the only way i could watch it. =-_-=

  • ....good

  • 0:45 no tommy wiseau reference ? you dissapointed me rifftrax for that but the rest and all the things you guys are doing is very funny and awesome

  • Aww birds don't have teeth you stupid idiot

  • Need I remind you folks that movies like this get distribution while hundreds, if not thousands of movies, most of which are better than this, don't get distributed AT ALL?

    Ah well, at least we got a great rifftrax out of it.

  • wow i cant stop laughing.... dear god

  • This has all the acting skills of an Castle educational short.

    What is next, "Date with my Family"?

  • @Laceykat66 No, but there's a song called Hanging Out With My Family

  • When I was in the ninth grade, I had thirty minutes a day to work on my film project. It was shot on a cumbersome behemoth of a camera that was the standard in the late 90's, but all in all quite crappy.

    No real acting was involved. The movie was a period piece that had less historical accuracy and worse special effects than a Bloodrayne film. And yet, somehow, I think if my movie had come out before Birdemic that I would have had a better shot at a Golden Globe award.

  • way to turn an E-movie into something watchable guys. hilarious.

  • You know, the Room, while incredibly terrible, was at least competently shot. With this dreck, they just didn't care. I seen films with much, much lower budgets that were much better filmed, acted, written, directed, produced, edited, pretty much better in ever way. And no one should dare say that it's supposed to be a B-Movie. You know what was also a movie like this. Them, and that was a very well done movie. So what the hell?!

  • Oh hai, Guys. This whole movie was a joke, right? The dude who made this shitty movie was just joking, right guys? Right?

    Guys?

  • @nevfangiel NOPE :D

  • @nevfangiel it's all a joke... it's all one big bloody joke.. *cries*

  • If you can't even make walking down a street look natural, you have no business agreeing to be in someone's movie. Just sayin'.

  • "Birds don't have teeth you stupid idiot" - this is one of my favourite Rifftrax easily! Brilliant - god I love those guys!

  • Even with the Rifftrax it took me four tries to get through this movie.

    The driving and parking. God, the driving and parking!

  • The riffing in this is so good I'm almost tempted to watch it again (I know, I'm crazy). Also, I couldn't tell if this movie was pro-green energy or if they were lampooning the pro-green energy people, because apparently the birds were attacking because of global warming- it could easily go either way, given the state of this movie :P

  • @MrSsjjets it's definitely pro green. In an oversimplified, 4th grade sort of way. So Sorry, Al Gore :(

  • just letting you guys know.....

    Birdemic II: The Resurrection 3D

    :O

  • @corderoy17

    *grunts and groans as he steadily rises from bed*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @corderoy17

    Wow...just imagine how tasty those bird FX will be in 3D....

  • @grego605 The hell is post?! Just keep flailing!

  • @corderoy17 Oh yes, we know.

  • @RiffTrax (Play Bond Theme)

  • Quickly alternate between pressing 1 and 5.

    deadly bear deadly bear deadly bear

  • Boy this cmmnnphhmmhhmmrrff sure looks good!

  • You know. I live about 10 minutes away from where this took place. I'm boarding up my windows as we speak. I think I see poorly rendered cg birds on the horizon.

  • Gotta be honest with you, there is a movie worse than Birdemic

  • @paxtofettel I'm almost afraid to ask...

  • @paxtofettel Really??? What is it?

  • @Clara666CherryBomb It is a movie so terrible, so utterly atrocious and evil that just be mentioning its name strikes fear into Chuck Norris' heart. Its name is, "After Last Season"

  • @paxtofettel And here I thought you were going to say Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny...

  • - I'm so happy I could repeatedly pound you!

    - What did you think of that mock male-rape?

    - I loved it!

    XD

  • Even with rifftrax, this movie was brutal to watch.

  • If there is a hell, Birdemic would be it's casablanca.

  • "Awww... birds don't have teeth you stupid-idiot" Awesome

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  • This is a real movie? Good god it's like something from the planet of the dooshbag Gods!

  • @ion010101

    You have to see it to believe it. It's ten times worse than these clips make you think, but amusing as hell at the same time. Specially when you think that people making this were serious and it took FOUR YEARS to make this film. The same fuckin time as Avatar.

  • @ion010101 yeah its real cos i have it. and troll 2. and going overboard. and the room. and mac and me. good god i might be a sad person after all

  • @ion010101 Or from Mark Pirro.

  • The "effects" here make Bert I Gordon look like James Cameron.

  • Is this seriously a REAL movie?! I have never heard of it before! O.o

  • HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO SEE THIS SHITTY MOVIE NOW!!!!!

  • I love Mike and Company to death. But honestly, doing this movie is like making fun of the mentally challenged kid in school. It's not much of a challenge and it looks desperate.

  • :43 Christopher Walken and Tommy Wiseau fused together and with all charm sucked out.

  • It takes some kind of man to watch this movie and not simply say "What the fuck is this shit?" for 90 minutes.

  • Nothing can beat The Room, nothing!! This movie looks ridiculous but I have a feeling it was done this horribly on purpose. Wiseau truly believes The Room is the best, his interviews are hilarious.. this movie.. idk something smells fishy!! Maybe I just can't fathom people actually thinking this was the best they could produce

  • @soad19152003 I think that the difference is that "The Room" is so bad that it's entertaining, whereas "Birdemic" is just plain bad.

  • @soad19152003 ya THE ROOM is like the best riff out there !!!!

  • @soad19152003 I'm sorry, but even if Wiseau intended The Room to be taken seriously, Birdemic clearly is the worst of the two films. The lead guy isn't funny, he's bland, and he's just plan....boring. At the very least Wiseau's lack of acting skills is hilarious, entertaining, and bizzare that it's interesting. Plus, this movie's special effects are so poor I honestly think The Room was a lot better put together movie (god what am I saying?!?) Sorry, Birdemic takes the cake this round.

  • @TheInstantClassic1 The camera work was better too.

  • The blurred candy had me unable to breath.

  • they actually have this on HD blu ray. LOL

  • 0:46 THE HELL IS WITH THAT GUY'S HAIR?!

  • Please, this movie couldn't afford the wilhelm scream.

  • @hollyhuffstutler They have it in there...

  • Three people disliked this.

  • Three viewers mocked male rape.

  • these people in this movie need acting lessons from the cast of The Room...it's THAT bad

  • This looks like an amateur porn film.

  • I did not think it was possible, but a movie FAR worse than The Room actually exists. Take it from me; I own this movie. Still was worth every penny for the laughs it caused LOL!!!

  • I think they tried their best to find Wayne Brady.

  • Three CGI birds disliked this.

  • Did they literally hire a prostitute?

  • At least this film has the hot blonde girl going for it.

  • Oh my God.....I read the Wikipedia description of this, but seeing it in real life is much, much worse. 8O

  • Manos is almost certainly a better film.

  • I watched this and got the Rifftrax commentary: Rifftrax was hysterical and the movie rivals Manos without Turgo. :)

  • @eblackwell The opening driving sequence man...I started having flashbacks almost immediately...

  • 0:46 WTF hair XD

  • I work at NCT software.

  • DEAR GOD! Plan 9, The Room, Troll 2 and the Last Aribender look BETTER now by comparison

  • @butchdeadlift10 Ok, Last airbender? let's not carried away now.

  • @CyberSlayer128 okay, then replace that with Dragon ball evolution

  • @butchdeadlift10 Theeeeeere we go ^^

  • This is the most incompetent production I have ever watched. The Rifftrax was hilarious, though. There's a Civil War bit around the bus scene that had me crying.

  • Oh my goodness, this looks hilarious.

  • Wait, this is actually a movie? LMFAO!

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  • Wow. This makes Manos look like a masterpiece.

  • @Twilightisafterlight A-Freakin-Men

  • 0:46 so this is what tommy wiseau do when he dont write movies he play with his incredible talent in movie as bad as the ones he made

  • worst movie ever

    greatest riff ever.

    perfect ^_^

  • My friend and I forced ourselves to watch the entire thing. We made it but just barely. We both came out different people, I still can't see color. My friend is still prisoner overseas in some micronation in Europe.

  • @TheMaineLobstah

    Better than the situation I wound up in after seeing this.

    I woke up in some Turkish prison somewhere covered in the blood and organs of James Nguyen...

  • that was the worst movie ever and I'm still laughing whenever I think of the rifftrax.

  • Yet another classic, they just keep rolling -

    Love mst3k.Love rifftrax - i hope these are made forever.

  • Next thing you know, they'll do a movie on "Rubber"...no, nothing about sex..seriously...a car tire coming to life that somehow has a psychic ability of blowing up heads and it goes on some kind of rampage...

    And the only reason I know about this and Rubber is because they actually have them on Movies on Demand...seriously...Movies on Demand has them listed...are they losing so much money that they're that desperate? XD

  • 0:45 Wow, Crispin Glover has really sunk low.

  • @JamesOhGoodie ... but... that's not Crispin Glover... lol

  • STOCK OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

  • I saw this movie in the theater. It was one of the single greatest moments of my life.

  • i couldnt finish this...even with rifftrax. first time time that's happened. :(

  • If Tommy Wiseau directed "The Birds".

  • @FrankHoboMaster I would pay to see that. God help me, I actually would.

  • @FrankHoboMaster Oh Hai, burdie, YOU'RE TEaRING ME APAR!

  • My favorite thing about the whole movie is that, while the main characters are fearing for their lives in the wasteland of San Bernadino, the rest of the town is just driving along, going to Starbucks, hanging out...

  • "We're going to make this look good in post, right?"

    - "What the hell is post? Keep flailing!" Priceless

  • I get the disturbing feeling that this Rifftrax will mostly consist of nothing but the guys giggling uncontrollably for 90 minutes.

  • I really thought this was fake-nope its totally on netflix.

  • These guys have now done 2 Albertan movies. They did Final Sacrifice on MST3K and now this.

  • ..............................­..good

  • HOLY SHIT THE CGI IS SO REALSTIC

  • @iNvictaStudios I think AVATAR may have a fight with best CGI.

  • I guess now that everyone has a camcorder anybody can make a feature presentation.

  • Wow, the riffers pretending to be bad actors are better actors then the ones in the movie!

  • That was terrible.

  • This is the most horrible movie since Birdemic: Shock and Terror

  • Haha, the horrible CGI and acting in this make Plan 9 From Outer Space look almost watchable.

    Still not quite though.

  • Haha, the horrible CGI and acting in this make Plan 9 From Outer Space look almost watchable.

  • "aw birds dont have teeth, you stupid idiot"

    1:28 What. The. Hell???

    

  • Wait...wait...this piece of crap is on Blu-Ray but not The Room? There is no god.....

  • I'm convinced that this movie is just taking the piss.

  • maybe it's a parody of movies in general

  • "We can make this look good in post, right?"

    "Hell is post? Keep flailing!"

  • Am I the only one who can see that they made this as an intentionally bad movie just to cash in on the whole "bad movie market"?

    I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

  • this movie seems ...... good!!!

  • What this film needs is Fred Burrows, everything's better with Fred Burrows, just look at Future War. Oh and Rowsdower, get him in on this too.

  • @javenetti Definitely getting some Future War vibes here. Kinda store brand Future War, though.

    "So when you edit it, it'll look like I stabbed him, right?"

  • There is just no way this is a real movie!

  • This movie makes Syfy's original films look like the work of Kurosawa.

  • @Anynom Actually this is just the kind of movie Syfy plays right up there with Megashark and Maneater the only good thing about Maneater was that they used a real tiger instead of one of the obvious CGI creatures in those movies

  • where do you FIND these sorry pieces of trash? This reminds me a lot of that movie where tomatoes become evil and start killing people. or that movie where cars gain minds of their own when a comet passes nearby the earth, and they start killing people.

  • Rifftrax is the only reason I'd ever watch Birdemic a 2nd time. Easily the worst movie made in the 2000's, well I never saw that Super Babies movie but it can't be worse than Birdemic. It wasn't even Troll 2 so bad it's good, this was so boring and so bad that even the trailer feels tedious to watch. Only Rifftrax could make this watchable, probably not too different from how MST3K made Manos: the Hands of Fate semi watchable.

  • The birds have aquried the sound effects of a bomber!

    Careful! They might deploy the Wilhelm Scream next!

    THUMBS UP IF YOU CRACKED UP ON THIS JOKE!

  • Well.....aspiring filmmakers also need examples of....how NOT to make a movie. Mike, Kevin and Bill are the professors of this class. Professors with personalities that know how to walk like humans.

  • It's like if Zoolander made a movie

  • "You'll make this look good in post, right?"

    "The hell is 'post?' Keep flailing!"

  • I just...seriously, some people should be crushed. They should have their hopes dashed against a wall like a porcelain figurine, shattering into thousands of pieces before they are allowed to even contemplate making a movie.

  • 1:40 "Watch out for snakes!"

  • I have such a hard time believing that Birdemic is an actual film.

  • @Blueninja33 I've said this every time I see footage for it. I just...it's just...there are no words.

  • Birdemic it's like if the Room and Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds had a child

  • Ahahaha, that is the worst special effect I have ever seen.

  • I swear this was a conspiracy between you guys and the Birdemic people to make me buy this movie. *shakes fist*

  • @TaiChiKnees I believe that the Rifftrax guys go one of their interns to make a crappy movie on purpose so that they can make fun of it and make billions!!

  • Thnx you guys i really a hard laugh i've been really down lately but yall always put a smile on my face :)

  • This movie makes The Room look Plan 9 from Outer Space.

  • 0:57 I couldn't breathe that was so funny.

  • Just wait, M. Night will make an even worse remake before you know it.

  • Kevin, Bill, I love you guys to tears. Really.

    But what the F*CKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!!??!!

  • I officially declare that this movie has surpassed Battlefield Earth as the worst movie of all time.