Mmm, Dirty Den. I learned all my tricks from him! As Fergus, a BW alumn, tho I was not featured in this Ep, I was a regular on set. I got to meet the man, the myth, the perverted legend himself. He was instrumental in making me who I am today. Also, anyone, fictitious or real, who threatens that WEASEL Bernard gets a gold star in my book. I hope I too can be the stuff of tabloid legend, caught w my knickers down me ankles wanking to Asian fart domination porn! Or just me sweet Lucy doin a dance!
@FergusMustFeed This is probably the best Bernard's Watch episode EVER! For years I'd arrive home from school to see that weasel faced goody two shoes on my screen doing pansy stuff with his watch. However one day I arrived home to this episode. I saw Bernard being dangled off the edge of a building, then him heading face first into a circular saw, my dick nearly popped out my pants I was so hard! I dropped my school bag & began masturbating furiously till I covered the ceiling with spunk.
@bakedpotatoheadmunch God, you're sick! I must say I like it!!! Tho I've ALWAYS been something of a 'lady's man' (ex: how I pulled that hot little tartlette Lucy & had Karen basically BEGGING for it by the show's demise), you have made me ponder my sexuality. See, I too find the thought of Bernard aka. David Peachey meeting an inevitable blood bath arousing in the extreme. I'm gonna test its climax potential by rewatching & playing a nice game of choke the chicken to measure my load expendature!
@FergusMustFeed Well if you really want to find the absolute zenith in sexual climaxes then let me let you into a little secret: auto erotic asphyxiation while watching that little fart face about to get sawed in half. Bro, when you cum you'll feel like you've been propelled to the moon. Takes a bit of dexterity managing the wanking, the noose & the remote control but totally worth it. Give it a go. I save it for the weekends generally, get me some nice silky girls panties to wear too.
I am kind of shocked from watching this episode.. for all three series it's been all innocent with good messages and then the last episode comes along and you have an evil bad guy threatening a childs life :S.. this is why I wouldn't want more of these episodes to be made.. it would be too high quality and too full of bad things and bad people
his mum would get it.
chasingthesky 1 month ago
If you'll excuse me potatoes
TheThumbStrum 1 month ago
Mr Rattle is Den Waats from Eastenders lol
99iHussain 2 months ago
Stupid mum and why in the name of Christ are you using the good china instead of paper plates? Get a grip woman.
bandmedal 2 months ago
omg that is leslie from fort boyrd. haha mr rattle, lol
kcunningham064 2 months ago
Mmm, Dirty Den. I learned all my tricks from him! As Fergus, a BW alumn, tho I was not featured in this Ep, I was a regular on set. I got to meet the man, the myth, the perverted legend himself. He was instrumental in making me who I am today. Also, anyone, fictitious or real, who threatens that WEASEL Bernard gets a gold star in my book. I hope I too can be the stuff of tabloid legend, caught w my knickers down me ankles wanking to Asian fart domination porn! Or just me sweet Lucy doin a dance!
FergusMustFeed 5 months ago
@FergusMustFeed This is probably the best Bernard's Watch episode EVER! For years I'd arrive home from school to see that weasel faced goody two shoes on my screen doing pansy stuff with his watch. However one day I arrived home to this episode. I saw Bernard being dangled off the edge of a building, then him heading face first into a circular saw, my dick nearly popped out my pants I was so hard! I dropped my school bag & began masturbating furiously till I covered the ceiling with spunk.
bakedpotatoheadmunch 5 months ago
@bakedpotatoheadmunch God, you're sick! I must say I like it!!! Tho I've ALWAYS been something of a 'lady's man' (ex: how I pulled that hot little tartlette Lucy & had Karen basically BEGGING for it by the show's demise), you have made me ponder my sexuality. See, I too find the thought of Bernard aka. David Peachey meeting an inevitable blood bath arousing in the extreme. I'm gonna test its climax potential by rewatching & playing a nice game of choke the chicken to measure my load expendature!
FergusMustFeed 5 months ago
@FergusMustFeed Well if you really want to find the absolute zenith in sexual climaxes then let me let you into a little secret: auto erotic asphyxiation while watching that little fart face about to get sawed in half. Bro, when you cum you'll feel like you've been propelled to the moon. Takes a bit of dexterity managing the wanking, the noose & the remote control but totally worth it. Give it a go. I save it for the weekends generally, get me some nice silky girls panties to wear too.
bakedpotatoheadmunch 5 months ago
I have to admit, this episode is pretty scary.
CelticKisses 6 months ago
lol its all his moms fault.
mrMaverickvsmrIceman 1 year ago
I am kind of shocked from watching this episode.. for all three series it's been all innocent with good messages and then the last episode comes along and you have an evil bad guy threatening a childs life :S.. this is why I wouldn't want more of these episodes to be made.. it would be too high quality and too full of bad things and bad people
Speiraz 1 year ago
dirty den eastenders
loveminogue 1 year ago
I hate that evil Mr Rattle,he's a moronic thief!:P
LibertyFreedom1995 1 year ago
OMG.. Dirty Den from Eastenders, haha ;D
RJayy183 1 year ago
@RJayy183 LOL They picked the right guy ;D
Deziign 1 year ago