"Hey, baby, 're you a ... you a baker, 'cause ... heh heh ... 'cause you got a nice set o' buns."
*Awkward pause*
"Ish it jusht me, or ish it gettin' kinda ... *hic* ... ish it ... *hic* ... ish it ... kinda ... kinda schtuffy in here? Ima ... Ima get me another ... *belch* ... 'nother drink."
Finally a video with a MALE Hawke my god this is hard to find! DA 2 sucked but I still find these videos very funny just wish it wasn't all pervets playing the female character to death.
Dbz zenith is a fucking idiot u must 15 dude. Bioware got involved in star wars a long time ago. they made knights if the old republic. which dragon age origins combat system is completely based on.
@TheRealBarnez Alright Genius im not talking about the one coming out for PC in a few months. Im talking about the one for Original xbox. The one that came out in 2003. but i take 03 comes before 09 in your mind?
@STINKYxCHEEZMAN xD Alright calm down mate, you don't need to take the piss. I chose a bad source and it had the dates the wrong way round.... not quite sure why I didn't notice, I got DA:O pretty much right after it came out xD
@bananaXpiex If you investigate the left family crest hanging upstairs next to the bedroom door he will say something like ''So, isabela said to turn your head...cover this part and..Oh, sweet maker, Isabela!''
@DBZenith Bioware were involved with Star Wars way before they made Dragon Age or Mass Effect. Ever heard of the GAME OF THE YEAR of 2003, Knights of The Old Republic, the game which put Bioware on the map right after Baldurs gate? I hate you retards who come to videos and spew shit while obviously having no clue as to what you are talking about.
@RRTurbulence Thanks for enlightening me. I won't be buying another Bioware product. Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect and Dragon Age are epic game series', that were never influenced by some massively retarded popular culture, instead they did a lot for themselves, by themselves. I am guessing new management or parent companies are infecting Bioware, and that's perhaps one of the reasons why they are involved with Star Wars (a pretty disgusting franchise).
@DBZenith Bioware must have suffered a terrifying blow to their finances because you chose not to buy another one of their products. Fuck off retard, Star Wars is a genius franchise which Bioware helped expand, so your opinion is worthless.
@DBZenith Old comment is old but Bioware started out making licensed games. Neverwinter Nights was Dungeons and Dragons, Bauldur's Gate was Dungeons and Dragons, and Knights of the Old Republic was Star Wars with combat based on d20. It wasn't until Mass Effect that they made a game from their own IP.
@DBZenith Aww....really? All they wanted was to please you man and you say this? Now come on, unless they are getting their paycheck from you, I don't think you can call it desperate. Fucking a fat chick for money is desperate, programming games is not. Stealing a blind dude's money is low, programming games is not. Got it?
'ahah'...when i had the same scene with my rogue, the feeling was not the same : was a blondie girl, my roguette, &she just tried to be nice & friendly with the who**!: what was her surprise when she saw the other jump on her that exact same way...hm...and later blondie just wanted to be nice with the Anders (the terrorist from Norway^)..and bingo again, was with that moron till the end after..happilly, could kill the degenerate at the very end, and he not even protested..sickos. dumbo gamo..
@BaronNate Nothing is wrong with whores. It's just you don't want a whore for a romantic partner. Isabela should have been a "escort" at the local brothel.
the sex scene for the sluttiest companion is a simple make out session...I bet that bioware had better than this planned, though they've chickened out of fear...despite this having a "+18" label and could perfectly be fitted with a "sexual content" label aswell, although that could give people the wrong idea bout the base of this game, so they could have just decided not to go through all that effort
"I did thank him profusely, however. Ah, Zevran. He was an artist."
I was merely changing the line, as I'd thought it would be hilarious if it was Oghren the drunken dwarf, not Zevran the roguish elf, who was the assassin who killed her husband and was the one who was later ... *ahem* ... "thanked" profusely.
On a side note, I think it would have been awesome if it was Oghren who narrated DA2.
Its a 18 plus game so sex should be allowed to be shown, and even if kids watch sex, whats so bad in that aslong as its not porn, sex is normal why do people see the need to hide it.
i dont understand D: i have already finished 3/4 of this game and i didnt met isabela...I WANT ROMANCE WITH HER,WHERE CAN I FIND HER?!?!?!?!?!?!? can some1 pls help me DDD;
although a little disappointed about the sex scene but many new features and connections make this game so koolllllllllll!!!! Can't Wait for Dragon Age 3
Wish the conversation in Mass Effect would tell me when I'm romancing somebody. It'd save me alot of grief when I accedentiall give crazy bitches like Ashley, Jack and Miranda the wrong idea.
What's the point of making a titty character if the "sex" is nothing more than a make out session? I'm not a pervert and all, but I think bioware just chickened out because "parents" might complain again just like that mass effect incident. And they say that bioware tries to satisfy the taste of gamers - psh nonsense
@MalfatoIII you might have misunderstood my comment. I wasn't saying anything bad about Mass effect. I was merely using the fox news thing and the Mass Effect controversy to support my argument.
@ToftSitties Lately, Bioware is trying to satisfy its pocket. I hope they redeem Dragon Age with DAIII, if not, I'll have to forget the rest franchise forever and play Origins for the rest of my life.
I remember when I had se with her as a fem hawke, I went "wtf? i'm trying to romance fenris" but then i saw her friendship bar was locked and then I went "oh, i f***ed up. oh well time to try again!"
0:54 MUSIC COMES ON looks like hes getting rided
medievalkingable 3 days ago
with isabella the term "loose lips sink ships" is highly accurate
ventus12312 4 days ago
Zevran was an artist alright. Right up until the Hero of Ferelden gutted him.
tankdogg937 1 week ago
"Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Both!" ^^
Xoron76 2 weeks ago 2
I like how there is fight music when their getting it on
gamerboss007 3 weeks ago
Jason Stackhouse!
saiyanid 3 weeks ago
woah where did that third dagger come from? <_<
neji9987 3 weeks ago
Does this game actually show nudity or are the scene cuts part of the game
TwistinFool 4 weeks ago
@TwistinFool The cut scenes are part of the game. There is just this short kissing scene.
Lovemetallica93 1 week ago
A game where the NPCs can friendzone the main character, that's new
DashboardRemedy 1 month ago
DAMN she is so damn sexy
bballfame1223 1 month ago
Hawke you lucky bastard
Locomaser777 1 month ago
this is nothing
CorporalNomad 1 month ago
Why they skip sex from Origins?
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
Isabela: Friendship +10
Who could've guessed that sex has +10 to friendship.
Stupious 1 month ago 3
@Stupious yeah, i wondered why after sex I was being loved so much.
insight1337 1 month ago
They put more effort into the sex scene instead of the actual game.
TheXXLethal 1 month ago
i love this game!!!!
Malasmusik 1 month ago
@Malasmusik me too : )
Cm20014 1 week ago
As soon as he says "I can show you what I have in mind"
I always think he's about to burst into 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin.
shesatree 1 month ago 4
I used to have sex like this, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Jackw00pw00p2 1 month ago
@Jackw00pw00p2 Arrow in the knee* newfag
Skoomax 1 month ago
@Skoomax Get over it :P
Jackw00pw00p2 1 month ago
Hmm...it seemed to me he was frisking her for weapons just before they did it..
knteka 1 month ago
Is there a setting where you can put the subtitels on the screen instead of over the screen?
Ghormac 2 months ago
I guess i'm just being stupid for asking that, but... Why didn't I meet this Isabella on my game history?
Russiansdoesitbetter 2 months ago
rated g....
phoenixbluex 2 months ago
@phoenixbluex Rated R actully
Cm20014 1 week ago
@Cadejosdelascadenas
"Hey, baby, 're you a ... you a baker, 'cause ... heh heh ... 'cause you got a nice set o' buns."
*Awkward pause*
"Ish it jusht me, or ish it gettin' kinda ... *hic* ... ish it ... *hic* ... ish it ... kinda ... kinda schtuffy in here? Ima ... Ima get me another ... *belch* ... 'nother drink."
DeguGamingNetwork 2 months ago
@Cadejosdelascadenas
Yeah, and he'd keep hitting on the interrogator, and making lewd jokes, and, you know, making the game that much better.
DeguGamingNetwork 2 months ago
.. She looks disgusting..
mamobster1500 2 months ago
Fair Enough... That answer made me LOL
harmor515 2 months ago
Lovescene by BioWare = clothes on and fake tits
vojtasjedyny 2 months ago
Bow chicka wah wah
adrenalation 2 months ago
"Now my curosity is sated"
Didn't Flemeth say that -.-'??
iSqueezeBubbleblood 3 months ago
I recommend to romance with Isabela shes,shes, Beautiful!!!
Paulaxs12 3 months ago
whatd she carve into the stairwell?
MugxNxKilla 3 months ago
@MonsterTomTen Just like Shepard
GreatPhail 3 months ago
wow, this hawke fella sure is charming. his voice acting is totally abscent of emotions
MonsterTomten 3 months ago
@MonsterTomten Yeah he's kinda like : "I ... love ... you ..." through the whole game.
DeguGamingNetwork 2 months ago
After all that and only +10 approval?
mehimawesome 3 months ago
Hawke reminds me a litttle of Hugh Hefner in that outfit...all he needs is a pipe!
Rosette2121 3 months ago
Finally a video with a MALE Hawke my god this is hard to find! DA 2 sucked but I still find these videos very funny just wish it wasn't all pervets playing the female character to death.
tom1yum2goong 3 months ago
Dbz zenith is a fucking idiot u must 15 dude. Bioware got involved in star wars a long time ago. they made knights if the old republic. which dragon age origins combat system is completely based on.
STINKYxCHEEZMAN 3 months ago
@STINKYxCHEEZMAN They started making DA: O a LONG time before KotOR
TheRealBarnez 3 months ago
@TheRealBarnez Alright Genius im not talking about the one coming out for PC in a few months. Im talking about the one for Original xbox. The one that came out in 2003. but i take 03 comes before 09 in your mind?
STINKYxCHEEZMAN 3 months ago
@STINKYxCHEEZMAN xD Alright calm down mate, you don't need to take the piss. I chose a bad source and it had the dates the wrong way round.... not quite sure why I didn't notice, I got DA:O pretty much right after it came out xD
TheRealBarnez 3 months ago
now im curious.... what did she carve in the stair well?
bananaXpiex 3 months ago 43
@bananaXpiex greatest probability: a dick
StopFlaggingVideos 1 month ago
@bananaXpiex If you investigate the left family crest hanging upstairs next to the bedroom door he will say something like ''So, isabela said to turn your head...cover this part and..Oh, sweet maker, Isabela!''
quizillafreak 1 day ago
brutal xD
Kingofbeyond 3 months ago
..I'm 14 and I played this + ME 1&2. My mum thinks there's nothing wrong with either games sex wise.
MrLolomatic 4 months ago
@MrLolomatic thats cuz your parents fail at upbringing and why you probably will have AIDS by the age of 18. tell her she's doing a good job.
mobytrice 3 months ago
this is a romance scene. nothing sex here
jin54363 4 months ago
That was fast..
LlamaGawd 4 months ago
it's a battle or sex?
lorenzroc1997 4 months ago
This is terrible. Dragon Age > Dragon Age 2. Also, I hate Bioware now for getting involved with dumb Star Wars.. so low and desperate of them.
DBZenith 4 months ago
@DBZenith Bioware were involved with Star Wars way before they made Dragon Age or Mass Effect. Ever heard of the GAME OF THE YEAR of 2003, Knights of The Old Republic, the game which put Bioware on the map right after Baldurs gate? I hate you retards who come to videos and spew shit while obviously having no clue as to what you are talking about.
RRTurbulence 4 months ago 2
@RRTurbulence Thanks for enlightening me. I won't be buying another Bioware product. Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect and Dragon Age are epic game series', that were never influenced by some massively retarded popular culture, instead they did a lot for themselves, by themselves. I am guessing new management or parent companies are infecting Bioware, and that's perhaps one of the reasons why they are involved with Star Wars (a pretty disgusting franchise).
DBZenith 3 months ago
@DBZenith Bioware must have suffered a terrifying blow to their finances because you chose not to buy another one of their products. Fuck off retard, Star Wars is a genius franchise which Bioware helped expand, so your opinion is worthless.
RRTurbulence 3 months ago
@DBZenith Old comment is old but Bioware started out making licensed games. Neverwinter Nights was Dungeons and Dragons, Bauldur's Gate was Dungeons and Dragons, and Knights of the Old Republic was Star Wars with combat based on d20. It wasn't until Mass Effect that they made a game from their own IP.
CameliaMaeve 1 month ago
@DBZenith Aww....really? All they wanted was to please you man and you say this? Now come on, unless they are getting their paycheck from you, I don't think you can call it desperate. Fucking a fat chick for money is desperate, programming games is not. Stealing a blind dude's money is low, programming games is not. Got it?
tdbnasc3 4 months ago
@tdbnasc3 programming games is a nice work, if you like it. I realized it's a very hard work since I red an interview to the creator of God of War.
CarrolGhiacciolo 3 months ago
she has a nice butt
MrPaodao 4 months ago
tits!
xXLemonXx99 4 months ago
can u have a romance with more then one of the female characters
thenewstuff101 4 months ago
'ahah'...when i had the same scene with my rogue, the feeling was not the same : was a blondie girl, my roguette, &she just tried to be nice & friendly with the who**!: what was her surprise when she saw the other jump on her that exact same way...hm...and later blondie just wanted to be nice with the Anders (the terrorist from Norway^)..and bingo again, was with that moron till the end after..happilly, could kill the degenerate at the very end, and he not even protested..sickos. dumbo gamo..
sunset002007 4 months ago
lol 1:04 he thinks she going to kill him
Ed6026 4 months ago
i have the wierdest borner right now
NaMeLeSsnOOblol 4 months ago
The knife-pulling part was hilarious. I played a rogue for this first time. SOOOOOO many knives!
Larsoian 4 months ago
That's some cheesy voice acting. Specially the guy's.
What's that on her chin? A mole?
blackswordsman89 5 months ago
@blackswordsman89 Lip ring.
Elleoheelle 5 months ago
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jlmdfnbo 5 months ago
Oh look, it's Morrigan with tits and a bandana.
smpowis 5 months ago
@smpowis Oh please, Morrigan was fucking awesome. Isabela is just a whore.
jc2753 5 months ago
@jc2753 what the hell is wrong with whores? The spice of life and all that.
BaronNate 4 months ago
@BaronNate Nothing is wrong with whores. It's just you don't want a whore for a romantic partner. Isabela should have been a "escort" at the local brothel.
jc2753 4 months ago
@jc2753 LOL, thats what makes her awesome!
BaronNate 4 months ago
@BaronNate Oh my god lol
jc2753 4 months ago
ug, women
13revengex 5 months ago
SEXY: And deadly
SHARDK2 5 months ago
Congradulations...you just got AIDS from a pirate chick oversears.....
Rocketfist15 5 months ago
Having unprotected sex with Isabela, Heavy risk...
polishguy994 5 months ago
@polishguy994 high risk, high rewards lol
ToftSitties 5 months ago
@ToftSitties no no, it's "but the priiiize"
ginnoveffect 5 months ago
@ginnoveffect Finally someone got the ME2 reference.
polishguy994 5 months ago
@polishguy994 *high five*
Let's get loud and spill some drinks on the Citadel.
ginnoveffect 5 months ago
" I can show you wath I have in mind"
MrPedromuriel 5 months ago
the sex scene for the sluttiest companion is a simple make out session...I bet that bioware had better than this planned, though they've chickened out of fear...despite this having a "+18" label and could perfectly be fitted with a "sexual content" label aswell, although that could give people the wrong idea bout the base of this game, so they could have just decided not to go through all that effort
gcircle 5 months ago
Giggity giggity giggity.
Aaaallll-riiight.
RvV1992 5 months ago
lol. i typed dragon age 2 best scene and this video was the first.
Kyorihart 5 months ago
I did thank him profusely ... Ah, Oghren ... he was an artist.
DeguGamingNetwork 5 months ago 29
@DeguGamingNetwork Varric told the story, not Oghren
TheRealBarnez 3 months ago
@TheRealBarnez
I know. At 3:23 Isabela says:
"I did thank him profusely, however. Ah, Zevran. He was an artist."
I was merely changing the line, as I'd thought it would be hilarious if it was Oghren the drunken dwarf, not Zevran the roguish elf, who was the assassin who killed her husband and was the one who was later ... *ahem* ... "thanked" profusely.
On a side note, I think it would have been awesome if it was Oghren who narrated DA2.
DeguGamingNetwork 3 months ago 26
Isabela - Love? we were rutting. it has nothing to do with love.
Fenris - Correction its called Fucking Isabela, *scoffs* beside i had better with Merri than this shit.
Felchenerow22 5 months ago
"We were rutting, it has nothing to do with love." Why can't all women think like this?
Nexidal 5 months ago
@Nexidal Because women don't lose all their blood to the wrong head. Now go be a big boy and play with your pocket pussy.
TLLife4 1 month ago
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Nexidal 1 month ago
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@TLLife4 The fact that you resort to such vulgarity and personal attacks shows how pathetic and wrong you are.
Nexidal 1 month ago
Its a 18 plus game so sex should be allowed to be shown, and even if kids watch sex, whats so bad in that aslong as its not porn, sex is normal why do people see the need to hide it.
WhiteRabbitm8te 5 months ago
Isabela = sex and sex only. To hell with DA2 !
kolkhara100 5 months ago
how could you trust this bitch?
tulpoy 6 months ago
So your character lives in the rich part of kirkwall (i just got into dragon age 2
whman17411 6 months ago
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@whman17411 You move there if you do this quest.
shind32 6 months ago
@whman17411 Not this, a different quest...
shind32 6 months ago
@STRING3R is that a bad thing
TheLoveBaby14 6 months ago
Why does everyone in DA2 have big boobs?
STRING3R 6 months ago
@STRING3R they dont
Jonaries 6 months ago
Oh, now I know I need to bring her when I go meet Zevran :D
BljesakiOluja 6 months ago
@BljesakiOluja do it, you WILL laugh your ass off! XD
gcircle 5 months ago
Dang she likes it rough!!!
ShadowKing1241 6 months ago
Enchantment?
TurboTsunam1 6 months ago 75
@TurboTsunam1 Enchantment!
TheHeliocarvalho 4 months ago
@TurboTsunam1 Varric: Smart boy.
BrighterThunder 4 months ago
@TurboTsunam1 Enchantment!
sergyu2500 4 months ago
Press X to use knife...
cloudgirl150 6 months ago
izzzys a freeek
KILLERxWAFFLZ 6 months ago
Merrill: Hawke, why is Isabela attacking you?
Hawke Merrill! how did you get in here??
HeDothJest 6 months ago
"your not thinking of feelings" - isebella and morrigan , hot yet never want to stay
OixGames 6 months ago
Ahahaha zeveran was in the old dragon age awsome elf
Trustguy5 6 months ago
i got the hawke (male) and anders (male) scene, i was like WTF ? dragon age 2 uses homosexuality as cenematic? xd
tsjakka7 6 months ago
thats a girl where i want to stab my dagger in
prinsofsnow 6 months ago
another 2 knives would have made it perfect.
Terra1311 6 months ago
The carving on the stirwell was actually Justin Bieber on stage
08joshuacrump 6 months ago
AHHH THAT ZEVRAN MOTHA FUCKA ahahahahahaha!!!!!! im not touching THIS whore :P
Madara757 6 months ago
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i dont understand D: i have already finished 3/4 of this game and i didnt met isabela...I WANT ROMANCE WITH HER,WHERE CAN I FIND HER?!?!?!?!?!?!? can some1 pls help me DDD;
TheTRavICa 6 months ago
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TheTRavICa 6 months ago
ya fuck that bitch!
Crazyman1212 6 months ago
although a little disappointed about the sex scene but many new features and connections make this game so koolllllllllll!!!! Can't Wait for Dragon Age 3
sasas323 6 months ago
Only +10 friendship. But there is +10 Boner involved.
CallofDutyBeast63 6 months ago
this just have giving me A boner.... NOT because of no TITS !
RedDeadOfAmerica 6 months ago
Wish the conversation in Mass Effect would tell me when I'm romancing somebody. It'd save me alot of grief when I accedentiall give crazy bitches like Ashley, Jack and Miranda the wrong idea.
SinDawg030 6 months ago
She kinda sounds like Morigan...
TheWarhammerfreak 6 months ago
might buy this game tbh!
mikejameswood 6 months ago
shes vthe best of them all
m14forme 6 months ago
GIGGITY!
TheJacksfilms 6 months ago
What's the point of making a titty character if the "sex" is nothing more than a make out session? I'm not a pervert and all, but I think bioware just chickened out because "parents" might complain again just like that mass effect incident. And they say that bioware tries to satisfy the taste of gamers - psh nonsense
ToftSitties 6 months ago 87
@ToftSitties It's 18+ so parents shouldn't even let kids play that.
GODof123WAR 5 months ago
@ToftSitties Why are parents complaining? This game is for 18+ for a reason!
hungryhippo247 5 months ago 19
@ToftSitties exactly! the game is already rated M anyways...
TheLalliman 5 months ago
@ToftSitties David Gaider says it makes him skittish
Kefkaownsall 5 months ago
@ToftSitties I loved 'sex scenes' in Origins compared to this.... wait. What happened in mass effect? -rape face-
mcsuzzer 5 months ago
@ToftSitties Fucking Fox News. >.<
jonea16 4 months ago
@ToftSitties lol at your name
iAMsoBEAST1 4 months ago
@iAMsoBEAST1 lol
ToftSitties 4 months ago
@ToftSitties according to some information i hve seen in a couple of places mass effect 3 is goin to be full on..... suppose we will soon see
Edge9812 4 months ago
@ToftSitties And then I see your name LOLZ
Citylife10 4 months ago
@Citylife10 don't let the name deceive you, im not a pervert lol
ToftSitties 4 months ago
@ToftSitties Lol ok. But you should know that your name doesn't exactly give off that impression :P
Citylife10 4 months ago
@ToftSitties so what i dont give a fuck if they are kids dont let them to play and mass effect is a great game
MalfatoIII 4 months ago
@MalfatoIII you might have misunderstood my comment. I wasn't saying anything bad about Mass effect. I was merely using the fox news thing and the Mass Effect controversy to support my argument.
ToftSitties 4 months ago
@ToftSitties yeah, well they won't be able to if they get shut down by a bunch of soccer moms
johncmcham 4 months ago
@ToftSitties Lately, Bioware is trying to satisfy its pocket. I hope they redeem Dragon Age with DAIII, if not, I'll have to forget the rest franchise forever and play Origins for the rest of my life.
YorianSevenfold 4 months ago
@ToftSitties bioware announced more nudity in mass effect 3 so i say wait and see how that turns out
KulakxFilms 4 months ago
DA2 is so lame in comparison to DA:O....everything that could go wrong went horriby wrong.
islommer 6 months ago
@islommer
Yet DA2 wasn't a bad game; just not good by bioware standards. Is DOA almost as good as mass effect?
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 month ago
By far u must play DAO
iwillfollow24 1 month ago
lol can't stop laughing. Isabela is a kinky b****
dbz1515 6 months ago
hahahha i just had to lawl
summerchange 6 months ago
i just notice my cock was llarge
buraces 6 months ago
uhm... she never wears any underwear, does she ?
vladfromyourtube 7 months ago
if they would take off the clothes i would watch 3000 times
Capfire94 7 months ago
No tits! this was stupid
Ahalo1222 7 months ago
0:39 ENCHANTMENT!!!
spartanwarrior46 7 months ago
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spartanwarrior46 7 months ago
Now blast some celtic rock while the sex scene is playing and it's complete.
MetalMaster560 7 months ago
Hawks mind: I gotta motor boat those mutha fukkas!
Aldiggy2000 7 months ago
Epiccccccccccc tits!
Aldiggy2000 7 months ago
Fiou!!Hot
8scorpionx 7 months ago
hawke: i can show you what i have in mind
10 seconds later (see 0:53)
BloodWolf752 7 months ago 2
I remember when I had se with her as a fem hawke, I went "wtf? i'm trying to romance fenris" but then i saw her friendship bar was locked and then I went "oh, i f***ed up. oh well time to try again!"
bluebloodsister37 7 months ago
what happens when your character is a woman? O.o
CookieJunkie44 7 months ago
@CookieJunkie44
exactly the same
hendrikbrandt95 6 months ago
damnnnnn piratee sex!!!!!
2oglocs 7 months ago
Lol normally u take clothes off in the dragon age world u take off there weapons