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  • 0:54 MUSIC COMES ON looks like hes getting rided

  • with isabella the term "loose lips sink ships" is highly accurate

  • Zevran was an artist alright. Right up until the Hero of Ferelden gutted him.

  • "Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Both!" ^^

  • I like how there is fight music when their getting it on

  • Jason Stackhouse!

  • woah where did that third dagger come from? <_<

  • Does this game actually show nudity or are the scene cuts part of the game 

  • @TwistinFool The cut scenes are part of the game. There is just this short kissing scene.

  • A game where the NPCs can friendzone the main character, that's new

  • DAMN she is so damn sexy

  • Hawke you lucky bastard

  • this is nothing

  • Why they skip sex from Origins?

  • Isabela: Friendship +10

    Who could've guessed that sex has +10 to friendship.

  • @Stupious yeah, i wondered why after sex I was being loved so much.

  • They put more effort into the sex scene instead of the actual game.

  • i love this game!!!!

  • @Malasmusik me too : )

  • As soon as he says "I can show you what I have in mind"

    I always think he's about to burst into 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin.

  • I used to have sex like this, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Jackw00pw00p2 Arrow in the knee* newfag

  • @Skoomax Get over it :P

  • Hmm...it seemed to me he was frisking her for weapons just before they did it..

  • Is there a setting where you can put the subtitels on the screen instead of over the screen?

  • I guess i'm just being stupid for asking that, but... Why didn't I meet this Isabella on my game history?

  • rated g....

  • @phoenixbluex Rated R actully

  • @Cadejosdelascadenas

    "Hey, baby, 're you a ... you a baker, 'cause ... heh heh ... 'cause you got a nice set o' buns."

    *Awkward pause*

    "Ish it jusht me, or ish it gettin' kinda ... *hic* ... ish it ... *hic* ... ish it ... kinda ... kinda schtuffy in here? Ima ... Ima get me another ... *belch* ... 'nother drink."

  • @Cadejosdelascadenas

    Yeah, and he'd keep hitting on the interrogator, and making lewd jokes, and, you know, making the game that much better.

  • .. She looks disgusting..

  • Fair Enough... That answer made me LOL

  • Lovescene by BioWare = clothes on and fake tits

  • Bow chicka wah wah

  • "Now my curosity is sated"

    Didn't Flemeth say that -.-'??

  • I recommend to romance with Isabela shes,shes, Beautiful!!!

  • whatd she carve into the stairwell?

    

  • @MonsterTomTen Just like Shepard

  • wow, this hawke fella sure is charming. his voice acting is totally abscent of emotions

  • @MonsterTomten Yeah he's kinda like : "I ... love ... you ..." through the whole game.

  • After all that and only +10 approval?

  • Hawke reminds me a litttle of Hugh Hefner in that outfit...all he needs is a pipe!

  • Finally a video with a MALE Hawke my god this is hard to find! DA 2 sucked but I still find these videos very funny just wish it wasn't all pervets playing the female character to death.

  • Dbz zenith is a fucking idiot u must 15 dude. Bioware got involved in star wars a long time ago. they made knights if the old republic. which dragon age origins combat system is completely based on.

  • @STINKYxCHEEZMAN They started making DA: O a LONG time before KotOR

  • @TheRealBarnez Alright Genius im not talking about the one coming out for PC in a few months. Im talking about the one for Original xbox. The one that came out in 2003. but i take 03 comes before 09 in your mind?

  • @STINKYxCHEEZMAN xD Alright calm down mate, you don't need to take the piss. I chose a bad source and it had the dates the wrong way round.... not quite sure why I didn't notice, I got DA:O pretty much right after it came out xD

  • now im curious.... what did she carve in the stair well?

  • @bananaXpiex greatest probability: a dick

  • @bananaXpiex If you investigate the left family crest hanging upstairs next to the bedroom door he will say something like ''So, isabela said to turn your head...cover this part and..Oh, sweet maker, Isabela!''

  • brutal xD

  • ..I'm 14 and I played this + ME 1&2. My mum thinks there's nothing wrong with either games sex wise.

  • @MrLolomatic thats cuz your parents fail at upbringing and why you probably will have AIDS by the age of 18. tell her she's doing a good job.

  • this is a romance scene. nothing sex here

  • That was fast..

  • it's a battle or sex?

  • This is terrible. Dragon Age > Dragon Age 2. Also, I hate Bioware now for getting involved with dumb Star Wars.. so low and desperate of them.

  • @DBZenith Bioware were involved with Star Wars way before they made Dragon Age or Mass Effect. Ever heard of the GAME OF THE YEAR of 2003, Knights of The Old Republic, the game which put Bioware on the map right after Baldurs gate? I hate you retards who come to videos and spew shit while obviously having no clue as to what you are talking about.

  • @RRTurbulence Thanks for enlightening me. I won't be buying another Bioware product. Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect and Dragon Age are epic game series', that were never influenced by some massively retarded popular culture, instead they did a lot for themselves, by themselves. I am guessing new management or parent companies are infecting Bioware, and that's perhaps one of the reasons why they are involved with Star Wars (a pretty disgusting franchise).

  • @DBZenith Bioware must have suffered a terrifying blow to their finances because you chose not to buy another one of their products. Fuck off retard, Star Wars is a genius franchise which Bioware helped expand, so your opinion is worthless.

  • @DBZenith Old comment is old but Bioware started out making licensed games. Neverwinter Nights was Dungeons and Dragons, Bauldur's Gate was Dungeons and Dragons, and Knights of the Old Republic was Star Wars with combat based on d20. It wasn't until Mass Effect that they made a game from their own IP.

  • @DBZenith Aww....really? All they wanted was to please you man and you say this? Now come on, unless they are getting their paycheck from you, I don't think you can call it desperate. Fucking a fat chick for money is desperate, programming games is not. Stealing a blind dude's money is low, programming games is not. Got it?

  • @tdbnasc3 programming games is a nice work, if you like it. I realized it's a very hard work since I red an interview to the creator of God of War.

  • she has a nice butt

  • tits!

  • can u have a romance with more then one of the female characters

  • 'ahah'...when i had the same scene with my rogue, the feeling was not the same : was a blondie girl, my roguette, &she just tried to be nice & friendly with the who**!: what was her surprise when she saw the other jump on her that exact same way...hm...and later blondie just wanted to be nice with the Anders (the terrorist from Norway^)..and bingo again, was with that moron till the end after..happilly, could kill the degenerate at the very end, and he not even protested..sickos. dumbo gamo..

  • lol 1:04 he thinks she going to kill him

  • i have the wierdest borner right now

  • The knife-pulling part was hilarious. I played a rogue for this first time. SOOOOOO many knives!

  • That's some cheesy voice acting. Specially the guy's.

    What's that on her chin? A mole?

  • @blackswordsman89 Lip ring.

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  • Oh look, it's Morrigan with tits and a bandana.

  • @smpowis Oh please, Morrigan was fucking awesome. Isabela is just a whore.

  • @jc2753 what the hell is wrong with whores? The spice of life and all that.

  • @BaronNate Nothing is wrong with whores. It's just you don't want a whore for a romantic partner. Isabela should have been a "escort" at the local brothel.

  • @jc2753 LOL, thats what makes her awesome!

  • @BaronNate Oh my god lol

  • ug, women

  • SEXY: And deadly

  • Congradulations...you just got AIDS from a pirate chick oversears.....

  • Having unprotected sex with Isabela, Heavy risk...

  • @polishguy994 high risk, high rewards lol

  • @ToftSitties no no, it's "but the priiiize"

  • @ginnoveffect Finally someone got the ME2 reference.

  • @polishguy994 *high five*

    Let's get loud and spill some drinks on the Citadel.

  • " I can show you wath I have in mind"

  • the sex scene for the sluttiest companion is a simple make out session...I bet that bioware had better than this planned, though they've chickened out of fear...despite this having a "+18" label and could perfectly be fitted with a "sexual content" label aswell, although that could give people the wrong idea bout the base of this game, so they could have just decided not to go through all that effort

  • Giggity giggity giggity.

    Aaaallll-riiight.

  • lol. i typed dragon age 2 best scene and this video was the first.

  • I did thank him profusely ... Ah, Oghren ... he was an artist.

  • @DeguGamingNetwork Varric told the story, not Oghren

  • @TheRealBarnez

    I know. At 3:23 Isabela says:

    "I did thank him profusely, however. Ah, Zevran. He was an artist."

    I was merely changing the line, as I'd thought it would be hilarious if it was Oghren the drunken dwarf, not Zevran the roguish elf, who was the assassin who killed her husband and was the one who was later ... *ahem* ... "thanked" profusely.

    On a side note, I think it would have been awesome if it was Oghren who narrated DA2. 

  • Isabela - Love? we were rutting. it has nothing to do with love.

    Fenris - Correction its called Fucking Isabela, *scoffs* beside i had better with Merri than this shit.

  • "We were rutting, it has nothing to do with love." Why can't all women think like this?

  • @Nexidal Because women don't lose all their blood to the wrong head. Now go be a big boy and play with your pocket pussy.

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  • Its a 18 plus game so sex should be allowed to be shown, and even if kids watch sex, whats so bad in that aslong as its not porn, sex is normal why do people see the need to hide it.

  • Isabela = sex and sex only. To hell with DA2 !

  • how could you trust this bitch?

  • So your character lives in the rich part of kirkwall (i just got into dragon age 2

  • @whman17411 Not this, a different quest...

  • @STRING3R is that a bad thing

  • Why does everyone in DA2 have big boobs?

  • @STRING3R they dont

  • Oh, now I know I need to bring her when I go meet Zevran :D

  • @BljesakiOluja do it, you WILL laugh your ass off! XD

  • Dang she likes it rough!!!

  • Enchantment?

  • @TurboTsunam1 Enchantment!

  • @TurboTsunam1 Varric: Smart boy.

  • @TurboTsunam1 Enchantment!

  • Press X to use knife...

  • izzzys a freeek

  • Merrill: Hawke, why is Isabela attacking  you?

    Hawke Merrill! how did you get in here??

  • "your not thinking of feelings" - isebella and morrigan , hot yet never want to stay

  • Ahahaha zeveran was in the old dragon age awsome elf

  • i got the hawke (male) and anders (male) scene, i was like WTF ? dragon age 2 uses homosexuality as cenematic? xd

  • thats a girl where i want to stab my dagger in

  • another 2 knives would have made it perfect.

  • The carving on the stirwell was actually Justin Bieber on stage

  • AHHH THAT ZEVRAN MOTHA FUCKA ahahahahahaha!!!!!! im not touching THIS whore :P

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  • ya fuck that bitch!

  • although a little disappointed about the sex scene but many new features and connections make this game so koolllllllllll!!!! Can't Wait for Dragon Age 3

  • Only +10 friendship. But there is +10 Boner involved.

  • this just have giving me A boner.... NOT because of no TITS !

  • Wish the conversation in Mass Effect would tell me when I'm romancing somebody. It'd save me alot of grief when I accedentiall give crazy bitches like Ashley, Jack and Miranda the wrong idea.

  • She kinda sounds like Morigan...

  • might buy this game tbh!

  • shes vthe best of them all

  • GIGGITY!

  • What's the point of making a titty character if the "sex" is nothing more than a make out session? I'm not a pervert and all, but I think bioware just chickened out because "parents" might complain again just like that mass effect incident. And they say that bioware tries to satisfy the taste of gamers - psh nonsense

  • @ToftSitties It's 18+ so parents shouldn't even let kids play that.

  • @ToftSitties Why are parents complaining? This game is for 18+ for a reason!

  • @ToftSitties exactly! the game is already rated M anyways...

  • @ToftSitties David Gaider says it makes him skittish

  • @ToftSitties I loved 'sex scenes' in Origins compared to this.... wait. What happened in mass effect? -rape face-

  • @ToftSitties Fucking Fox News. >.<

  • @ToftSitties lol at your name

  • @iAMsoBEAST1 lol

  • @ToftSitties according to some information i hve seen in a couple of places mass effect 3 is goin to be full on..... suppose we will soon see

  • @ToftSitties And then I see your name LOLZ

  • @Citylife10 don't let the name deceive you, im not a pervert lol

  • @ToftSitties Lol ok. But you should know that your name doesn't exactly give off that impression :P

  • @ToftSitties so what i dont give a fuck if they are kids dont let them to play and mass effect is a great game

  • @MalfatoIII you might have misunderstood my comment. I wasn't saying anything bad about Mass effect. I was merely using the fox news thing and the Mass Effect controversy to support my argument.

  • @ToftSitties yeah, well they won't be able to if they get shut down by a bunch of soccer moms

  • @ToftSitties Lately, Bioware is trying to satisfy its pocket. I hope they redeem Dragon Age with DAIII, if not, I'll have to forget the rest franchise forever and play Origins for the rest of my life.

  • @ToftSitties bioware announced more nudity in mass effect 3 so i say wait and see how that turns out

  • DA2 is so lame in comparison to DA:O....everything that could go wrong went horriby wrong.

  • @islommer

    Yet DA2 wasn't a bad game; just not good by bioware standards. Is DOA almost as good as mass effect?

  • By far u must play DAO

  • lol can't stop laughing. Isabela is a kinky b****

  • hahahha i just had to lawl

  • i just notice my cock was llarge

  • uhm... she never wears any underwear, does she ?

  • if they would take off the clothes i would watch 3000 times

  • No tits! this was stupid

  • 0:39 ENCHANTMENT!!!

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  • Now blast some celtic rock while the sex scene is playing and it's complete.

  • Hawks mind: I gotta motor boat those mutha fukkas!

  • Epiccccccccccc tits!

  • Fiou!!Hot

  • hawke: i can show you what i have in mind

    10 seconds later (see 0:53)

  • I remember when I had se with her as a fem hawke, I went "wtf? i'm trying to romance fenris" but then i saw her friendship bar was locked and then I went "oh, i f***ed up. oh well time to try again!"

  • what happens when your character is a woman? O.o

  • @CookieJunkie44

    exactly the same

  • damnnnnn piratee sex!!!!!

  • Lol normally u take clothes off in the dragon age world u take off there weapons