Tim Hawkins Discount Grocery Stores

[justamusicfreak247]

I remember being there & laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe XD

[CSXfoamer97]

THUMBS UP if u crack up at his LIQUOR REFERENCE!!!

ps: here are the time links to his 3 LIQUOR REFERENCES!!!

LIQUOR REFERENCE #1! 8:14

LIQUOR REFERENCE #2! 10:01

LIQUOR REFERENCE #3! 10:31

[tttawney]

LIQUOR REFRENCE!!!!!!! XD

[Kinjamaimai]

*sigh* Why did you have to pull that one Tim? His birth certificate is shown. Long form and all.

I think you are funny, but fuck off.

[FM505]

@Kinjamaimai - you could reference that assertion... long URL and all.

[Kinjamaimai]

@FM505 whitehouse. gov/sites/default/files/rss_vi­ewer/birth-certificate-long-fo­rm.pdf

Granted: The long form was released 12 days after the show was recorded. But the standard form was checked way before he even ran for president.

[Aprilauthor]

@Kinjamaimai This video is old, it may not have been released yet.

[popcorn4lunch]

The Costco part is so true!! ;D

[loveyabunches100]

@ 6:27 u can c his pit stain

[epicfrieddonut17]

hahahaha :3 THE CAN SAID YESSS!

[KittyCatAddict]

So true XD

[DoctorTopper]

@koconut12 just because somebody is president doesn't mean they deserve respect.

Hipocrate TV news people openly talked about executing stupid Bush but when Obama does the EXACT SAME THINGS its a "great job"

[koconut12]

Obama is our president and people should respect that. He's done a good job if any of you damn republicans that laughed at that joke even watch the news--the unabridged stations--let alone the State of the Union Address.

[nfields98]

@koconut12 You mean the State of the Union Address where he wants to take away the executive branch and give himself more power? How is that a good thing?

[Jesusluvsyou33]

he has a tatoo?!

[hmscooler96]

@Jesusluvsyou33 This video should answer your question: watch?v=E-RxLp-YHYI&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[Pfishey]

where he mentions Chewbaca with a mop, i dont think Chewie would need a mop unless he is usin his arm or leg.

[g3hcl101]

4 people never found the restrooms

[deanb2940]

What's wrong with toasted holes?

[AvengeTheMartyrMusic]

Every video I see of him his hair is totally different. He goes from short to long to curly and now he has a mustache haha

[Abbytheballerina]

Haha! He is SO right about Walmart at midnight! I have went there. And there where guys with mullets, beards, and moustaches. Wearing kilts and baby pacifiers. I almost died laughing :D

[GFLUTOMAN]

LICKER REFERENCE! (I know it's spelled wrong! it makes it more funny!)

[kallygirl99]

Am I the only one that noticed the vomiting sound in the last second? LOL

[MegaPeeteer]

Obama did show his birth certificate before he was elected you ignorant......Maybe the joke should have been-"WE CAN GO INTO WAR WITHOUT PROOF OF WMD's"

[soulwake85]

@MegaPeeteer Yeah after a drawn out process...it's just a joke, lighten up...

[dutchmcgee101]

@MegaPeeteer any body can tell u that certificate is a fake.

[10yearvet]

@MegaPeeteer No, he didn't. It didn't surface untill well into his 2nd year as president and then it wasn't officially stamped. Not that it matters to me. I don't care if someone has an official BC or not. I DO care that Obama has been the absolute worst president this country has ever had.

[GFLUTOMAN]

"Do you have cheerios?" "ummmm..... We got toasted holes.... i think..."

[TyrannosaurusChexMix]

looks like one person doesnt have a sense of humor. :D Tim is AWESOME!

[runningwithGod13]

Im one of those people when watching this think "Hmm did we run out of orange puffy sticks and dr thunder?" Oh the joys of cheap foodsXD

[smashinhoops]

Hahaha.......beef assistant.......hahaah.....

[EmilyJaneUnavailable]

lol I loved the bit about the message bibles. One of my youth ministers was reading from it and an actual line was "Get lost, Satan."

[nainai97]

"we never got Hamburger Helper it was Beef Assistant"! Lol!! <3 Tim Hawkins

[sknik546]

Lol he totally reused the "let u know when it's cold" thng!!! -3 Tim Hawkins! Best Christian comedian!

[lirgonia]

"Non-demoninational, you're not foolin' anybody! You're just a Baptist church with a cool website, that's all." WIN.

[arizscout]

If you build it, they will come. hahaha

[QuillArtist]

We didn't get "Cheetos" we got "Orange Puffy Sticks". We didn't get "Hamburger Helper" we got "Beef Assistant". We didn't have "Band-Aids" we had "Sticky Wound Covers". ROLFMBO!!!! XD

[arizscout]

@QuillArtist ROLFMBO? haha I've never heard that before that's funny!  Yay for making popular acronyms more appropriate!

[trollgirl14]

HIPSTER BAPTISTS!!!

[Onlywhitekids]

"God loves them... but WOW!" Haha

[fefujones]

I've never been more creeped out than one time I was at Walmart past midnight in TN. He nailed it.

[tfk1trevor1rawks]

@fefujones come to my walmart.i bet u get more creeped out

[BoGregg25]

Ahhh he turned water into wine and the walls came tumblin down

[GBfanatic15]

he just wants to sing songs to jesus and kick people xD

[danceratheart14]

The one dislike is probably his mother... or a walmart employee

[imlovely13]

LIQUER RE-FER-ENCE!!!! LIIIQUEEERR!!!!!

[14swaggirl]

HE-BREWS!!!!! OMG I PISSED MYSELF!!!!!!!!

[TheraZorfilms]

The Holy Grounds is my churches coffee shopyou cant STEEL IT YOU STALKER lol

[daggerbrent]

Beef Assistant XD

[gemini784u]

LAUGHED A BUNCH!!!!! WE DIDNT HAVE HAMBURGER HELPER.....WE HAD BEEF aSSISTANCE....TOATED HOLES...HUGE BAG.....BIG SCOOP...NO TOY, BUT HAD COUPON AT THE BOTTOM FOR MORE TOASTED HOLES! AHHHHAA I WANT TO SEE HIM LIVE! LOVE EM!

[RantsofRandomness]

Those cloth towels.... O.o I hated them!

[MsCookieJonas]

Hebrews! WHACK!!! *flaps arms*

[mabarry3]

"But we never got decent groceries. Mom would shop at these discount grocery stores, you could tell the names were like, 'Sack-A-Lot', 'Sack-A-Save', 'Save-A-Sack-A-Lot', 'Sack-A-Save-A-Lot-A-Save', 'Sack-A-Sack-A-Sack-A-Lot-A-Sa­ve', *Raspberry*". Haha, that made me laugh so hard.

[DemonInTheWall]

@mabarry3 How many times did you have to watch that part to transcribe it??? lol. He is a funny funny man.

[mabarry3]

@DemonInTheWall Ooooh, just 17 or 18. :P

[DemonInTheWall]

@mabarry3 lol

[ginnawinna19]

I'm eating a bowl of toasted holes right now. Trying to get to the coupon at the bottom.

[jharmo2]

The part with the cheap knock-offs was so funny

[leatherbelt07]

This dude has got to be THE funniest christian comedian out there. Plus, his material would be good in secular societies. Not to mention he's clean.

[mykatsuki]

im a baptist and him saying liquor reference made me laugh haha 

[MegaSpygirl123]

we're having beef assistint for dinner!!

[bencummings07]

just another coupon for another bag of Toasted Holes...another 7 years of cereal hell!

[rascalflatts1fan1997]

I'm Non-Denominational and we don't have a website....

[Tabbyc001]

IT'S A LIQUOR SEA AND HE'S POSEIDON. *gets in the car*

[authorkaytlan101]

LIQUOR REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! :O

[authorkaytlan101]

he just wants to sing songs to jesus and kick people!! hahhahahahha