Top That
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  • Wtf did I just watch o.o

  • lol. white people.

  • @belliebells hell yeah. we're so hip

  • hahaha

    

  • "I will never be hip."

    Neither will he.

  • White people... *shakes head*.

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  • You'll never be hip? Well adjusting interest rates sounds pretty damn hip if you ask me.

  • "Look how funky he is"

    LMAO

  • This video sums up the 80's quite well.

  • First try of Hollywood to get the hang of the hip-hop scene. Utter fail!

  • Thats my saturdays

  • If this is hip then I, too, will never be hip.

  • The thing that keeps me up at night is imagining a director looking at this and saying "Excellent! That is a wrap!"

  • @nnomo7 No, he said, "That's a rap."

  • whitepeople.avi

  • I am laughing so hard at the cut to him after "look how funky he is"

  • I know, it's ridiculous. Jesus.

  • I lost control of my bowels at 1:45

  • He's so funky LOL

  • My teacher is on here... o_O

  • that was f*ckin weird...and disturbing.

  • Nice lipsynch NAAAWT!

  • That Jew can sure spit mad game.

  • STOP THAT!!!!

  • white people

  • @beneaththeroses you mean jews

  • It's weird when the girl said top that I'm boared

  • At least Dubstep hasnt changed in 25 years. Keepin real !

  • wonna see teen witch now,looks so kool

  • dude that bitch is too hot. :)

    i added her to my facebook :)

    guys just check @revenge1820 channel u will find a link

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  • (3xgay)+(2xlesbian)+boombox= musical

    My theory has been proven, Eureka!

  • anyone else notice she walked away from them the wrong way? >.>

  • those guys paved the way for eminem, lol :D

  • You know what this still tops?

    It rhymes with Bustin Beaver

  • since when is it ok for guys to wear capris?

  • The shit is this

  • Lol wut

  • I want to murder everyone involved in the making of this... Especially the guy in the blue shirt...

  • I winder how long they would last in the projects before getting shot?

  • IM HIGH IM SO BLAZED N AMAZED.

  • I just can't stop watching this video. I watch it at least 10 times a day after first discovering it. I'm literally addicted for some wierd reason.

  • The song is hilarious just because of the guy's awkward nasaly voice.

  • Point. Point at them and laugh

  • I dare anyone to do this rap in the South Bronx.

  • His friends seem intensely jealous of the girl.

  • I like to imagine that this is how literally everybody acted in the late '80s.

  • The /b/ro sounds like a genuine 'tard and I felt sorry for him, then the bitch came in , destroyed the beat and overall humiliated him.

    Well done, bitch - you's a tight MC

  • i'm pretty sure he fucked her in the asshole later and said "top that"

  • YOU WANNA TOP THAT? DON'T CUSS!

  • Dat nose..... can't top that.

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  • lol she has to use her witch powers to make her friend rap because girls lack natural talent LOOK AT HOW FUNKY HE IS!

  • my mind is full of fuck....

    top that?

    

  • I have the weirdest boner right now...wouldn't mind if you topped that.

  • rofl what the fuck.

  • @zacharytheknight lol me too

  • Many drugs were taken that day...

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  • I just got laid..so top that!!

  • Her: Are you kidding I'm so embarrassed...

    Me: I can understand that...

    Her: Look how funky he is...

    Me: Wait, what?

  • Are they drunk?

  • I could not possibly like this clip anymore.

  • "I don't think any movie will ever top that."

  • hahahahaaaaa....i remember this movie!

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  • If this was in the present and they were wearing that and rapping "Im hot and your not" they would get raped. Well at least in my neighborhood...

  • buh?

  • @MarijuanaMichelle too bad that was the worst part of the entire thing

  • I'm embarrassed to be white right now

  • Meanwhile, Teen Witch just wheeled two bicycles like half a block and passed those guys.

  • Okayy??

    

  • Andy sent me here

  • No words.

  • the music changed to the same exact song. lulz

  • He's SO funky! *blush*

  • God, the sexual tension is stifling between those three guys at the end.

  • Stupid bitch almost got hit by that car.

  • 1:35 And that's how Dubstep was created.

  • i always wondered how theyre bikes got infront of the guys when before she started singing they were behind them

  • ummm....... YES! hahaha

  • i love kids in the 90s trying to act

  • Starts @ 0:34

  • those god damn gangsters...

  • WTF?

  • groovy

  • if i saw a bunch of dudes dancing like that i wouldnt think that shit was cool.. i would laugh like crazy

  • why does the cat rappin "top that" look like hes from jersey shore

  • That was radical.

  • so did the girl realize that he's a fag?

  • Look how funky he is...

  • STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

  • MUST MAKE DUBSTEP REMIX

    

  • I like the fact that they bleep out curses in their actual speech.

    Even their real life is rated PG.

  • The 80s was full of fags.

  • this is so sad its actually funny

  • lmao oh man...

  • lol "look at how funky he is" hehe great movie

  • Is it bad that I actually like this song?

  • this was the dawn of rap looking back now we really havent evolved to much

  • SUCH SICK BEATS

  • I'll never be hip like these people

  • Her hands look fucking retarded at 1:47 and 2:03 onwards.

  • and these were the white people in the 80s?!

  • I don't think ANYTHING could top that.

  • Is it just me or did she come in from the left and then exit from the right? Like their bikes moved or something.......

  • 127 people could never top that.

  • "He's really funny. I heard him in class once. And he has the cutest walk." The ADHD approach to describing people?

  • This is a Real Rap Battle *_*

    Oldschool is that ;P

  • doesn't get much better than that....another white teenage girl taking credit for a black woman's voice dub

  • blast from the past XD i was like so little when i first saw this

  • Omg! I stumbled spin this by accident an I love it!!!!!!! The movie is teen witch? I have to see this!!

  • 126 people could not top that.

    O-o I mean..Look at how funky he is!

  • i sooo remember watching this! <3333 i loved this movie

  • LOL i remember seeing this movie!!

  • 2:23

    epic

  • at the beginning the girl is saying:

    supersonic,idiotic,disconnecte­d,not respected such a waste of pretty face...

    isnt she?

  • My friends and I got our ass beat for doing this in the club last weekend... We'll never be hip.

  • I don't always quote youtube videos I've just watched, but when I do I quote "Look how funky he is!"

  • "He has the cutest walk"

    ...wtf?

  • @queekers

    HAHAHA LOL YEA IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE .

  • So this is what white people do on the weekends? Interesting.

  • @unInnocentBystander This is nothing. Last weekend me and my "homeboys" went out in the desert and reenacted 2pac's California Love video.

  • @unInnocentBystander Yeah, I am a white person and I have never done anything remotely like that, nor have I ever met a white person who has done anything like that tot he best of my knowledge. I have never met anyone who has done anything like that. However, I did watch this episode once when I was a kid. Weird, I had forgotten all about it.

  • @unInnocentBystander I am white, we all do this regardless of what is said on youtube, some don't like to admit it. Usually its the whole family that does it at once, but sometimes you will take a walk down the road and some people will be doing this and you just kind of join in, kinda like black people and jump rope.

  • @unInnocentBystander No, they choke the goose. Many times.

  • @unInnocentBystander So this is what racist black or asian people write on youtube? Interesting.

  • This is great, I'm gonna get so many girls at the club this weekend doing this dance. Thanks YOUTUBE!

  • WELL,this just wasted 2:30 seconds of my life

    which i CAN'T take back.....

  • You know that shiver you get when you hear something extremely lame? Well right now, I'm vibrating at the speed of light.

  • Dope. *B-boy stance*

  • look how funky he is...

  • 123 people couldn't TOP THAT

  • Remember everybody it was the 80's 

  • Better than lil wayne atleast

  • Couldn't they see what they were doing. HOW DID THIS GET MADE!

  • LOOK HOW FUNKY HE IS!!

  • Goddamn, look how *funky* he is. I will never be hip.

  • lmao they move so awkwardly

  • 1:03 seizureee

  • In the words of the Nostalgia Chick: I don't think any movie will ever top that.

  • this is the best thing i've seen all week! TOP THAT!

  • I feel embarassed on behalf of the writers, the actors and the whole crew that made this scene. Just... wow. This is soooooo horrible.

  • And that is how her jewy best friend met a tool in a blue wife beater

  • THis is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • Top that- top this- top show- magic what?

  • If it were a bunch of black guys this wouldn't be funny.

  • @klutz22 Well in all fairness, that pretty much made up rap in the late 80's. But yes the world is not yet ready for a Jewish Rapping girl, and a 1980's black rapper...

    Imagine nanny Fran and Flava Flave... The world will implode.

  • this is exactly how i met my wife :)

    we are now happily divorced! :'D

  • they'r riding bicycles with skirts on.. 

  • Oh man that ending pose just kills me. The vestcoat guy just felt the need to jump in on that.

  • I want the end poses as a poster.

  • You do this up my neighborhood... You'll get shot...

  • @LiveForGreatness  Those mean streets of Mobile, Alabama?

  • im the guy in the vest

  • I wish I had his funk...

  • this is absolutely one of the best things to have ever been created in the history of film. MY GOD IT'S AMAZING. and i'm not kidding either.

  • OMG!!!!!!! Is this a bad joke or is it for real??!

  • ugghhhh....

  • looks like a douchy paul rudd

  • 121 people wanna be as funky as he is

  • lol i remember watching this when it came out.........ok now i feel old.

  • *WARNING* Exposure can lead to:

    Looking like a tool

    Funk in your pants

    herpes

    douchefacikolitus

    super herpes

    and the potential threat reported in 97.6% of exposed public, penisfalloffincolitis and aids

  • I bet the girl got a boner

  • its not a real song, its supposed to be entertainingly funny, from the movie Teen With

  • what the fuck?!

  • Wow it didn't take long for rap music to penetrate the suburbs.

  • @ccricers Or the suburbs to penetrate rap.

  • @ccricers Modified to be suitable to the new demographic. :)

  • @ccricers yeah only 10 years dumbass

  • I can't believe how terrible this is.