SHES HOT OR IM DRUNK??

[Shad0wheartX3]

Blah when I said when I was lil I meant like when I was 2-3

[zippedydoo1]

I don't drink for 2 reasons a because im in middle school b, ima not want to wake up with that "hot" bitch only to realize it's a man or old woman, or shanaynay

[undefeatableT]

Did anybody notice that Shane's phone was actually an ipod

[EmmaPottsx]

I drink for fun and I jumped into a pound When I was drunk because I thought the fish was drowning...I also woke up with potato all over my hair and I slept uneducated the trampoline...don't ask!

[nicrules77]

why is shane takin 2 n ipod touch

[KateMeowFrr]

I drink here and there, nothing special.

I like it, i guess, but not too much.

and i like it that u dont drink :):)

[wmachado500]

He was using an iPod as a phone haha

[moocow456moo]

I'm to young to drink

[th1nkp1nk91]

omg so funny.

[zadaaaa]

damn what what drinks can do that ?

[maddz2828]

My friends and I were drunk as fuck and I woke up with a penis drawn on my face. That's usually normal, except I'm a girl.

[juiceybacon1490]

i dont drink , probrably because i am 12

[ohdamniforgot]

This really makes maths homework much easier to endure :)

[loveudannybabes]

Well, craziest night my friend had was she got so drunk she started dancing on tables and singing weird songs then when i was taking her home we were walking down the street and she was swearing at everyone on the way past....

[hplestrange903]

Yes i drink. I love to drink. IM ALCOHOLIC.

[TheJoppemin]

I do drink and i do it because i like it, also i make sure i stop before i get drunk or sick

[chicacool511]

fooi..woops tjt didnt work

[l337m45t3r42]

Omg, THATS UR MOM!!!

[PerfectPride]

I dont drink, I like being incontrol of my actions. But thats not to say I havnt done a few CRA~ZY~ things while sober. ;D

Okay, so the craziest thing Ive probably ever done was eat 3 giant pixie sticks in less than a minute then play just dance and spin around in place for five minutes till I fell to the floor....yeah...and that was only last year. >.>

[12310kylie]

no i dont drink never have and never will

[marines532]

The guy talking to Shane Looks like Roman from GTA 4 and acts like him

[originalpeanutbutter]

I can call him yay

[HeyItsTyler2000]

Brittani Taylor and joe nation,!!

[HeyItsTyler2000]

Bt

[Maisymoo911]

I've never drank but I love u Shane and i really want your number

[lynel1985]

i can have good times both drunk or sober but because i rarely get hungover i choose to drink more often then i should and end up having great nights. I mellow out on the drink unlike a lot of guys who get macho and aggressive. Starting drinking early certainly tainted me for a while.

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

Halloween last year I got drunk and fell down a hill and ended up making out with my bestfriend, telling a girl I've never spoken to before I love her and when I attempted to climb into a bush I fell out and staggered into the bush opposit. P.S by "bush" I mean foliage and not the other.... XD

[snowhathaway]

i have never ever been drunkkkk ever. lol

[cierraotto12341234]

one day last summer i wolk up my house was trashed i was in my bra and under wear only with my hand up a pink plastic flamingos ass and the other girl in my bed had a penis i was sober when i got non-alcoholic drinks for every one but i dont remember any thing after that.

[kittentiger45678]

no and it was when i started randomenllaly dancing wit this girl (no homo)and now were bffs :)

[vampiregirl310]

Well Im 21 so i like drinking and im crazy when im not drunk XD im just sexual when im drunk XD

[cutchbird]

Yes, I like to drink occasionally sometimes, it is fun if you're responsible with what you do. CRAZIEST thing that has happened to me: I got pretty trashed at Elandorf and woke up next morning floating on a log plank/raft 4 miles down from camp. -.-

[nwalker251]

i love this video

[Maddie3738]

lol he is calling on his ipod lol :)

[km55936]

I drink...water...

[mrocciscool]

ipod = fone

[Cutiebearism]

His face as 41 seconds lmaoooo

[SuckySims]

Craziest night I ever had? Watching you until 3 am. Yeah, I need a life. Or maybe not. That's a trick question, isnt it?

[darklove1998]

yes and for fun. and my craziest night ever is when i was smashed and i realized that boobs were amazing toys

[Lillylovesgreen]

Shad0wheartx3 wen u said "when i was lil" ur still little... Just sayin

[Shadowbanana12]

You want to know.

one night some emo lady gave me gorilla tranquilizer and when I woke up i was bieing skull fucked by her and her friends

[Shadowbanana12]

And i was sober

[GuthixX2X]

Lol rofl lol

[BreebsPeace]

Shane: What your vocie sounds different...Oh, hey grandma! Lol 

[lexilouedwards]

Yes...For FUUUUUN :3

Drunk, I fought a prostitute ! :D

[Necleena]

Love his voice at 2:11

[lovecarcar123]

I showed this video to my friend she was laughing so damn hard:D

[musicislife71018]

I miss sdeezy's mustace and goatee! it is no longer exists in shane's videos.

[kateyh12]

Hwy doesnt shane do videos with brittany anymore?

[TheHollytimelord]

Sober and i do not drink SHANE DAWSON

[wolfofthefayth]

Omfg. That black joke.

[randomvideomaker95]

This was my very first Shane Dawson video! lol xD Her I am watchin it over 2 years later!

[Shad0wheartX3]

Well I dont drink I'm 11 but when I was lil I drank my dads beer (oops) well um my wildest night was when......... I don't think I had a wildest night yet well boo!!! Geri dislike myseld

[kweezy3237]

I've been drunk once and I hated it. I went to go pee behind my friend's barn cause it was dark and I didn't wanna wake up his parents by going inside. He came with me cause he was the only sober one. I went to squat down and I fell on my face so he got a clear view of my ass in the air. Once I got back to the bonfire, I went to sit down and fell in the fire. -.-

[Valkyriechick98]

1 Shane has the most amazing eyes

2 I how Shane's hair sits perfectly when he sits up :)

3 Shane sounds sooooo cute when he acting drunk :)

[shanedawsonstwinBD]

i let a guy take my virginity when i was 12

[monkeyguy101ify]

@shanedawsonstwinBD what the fuck



[vampiregirl310]

@monkeyguy101ify o.o

[Yomaris66]

Lmfao :)

[Spiritstarnum1]

no, and drawing muschdashes on my bffs or that truth or dare night \9i gave my bff a wedgy tat shes nevr gunna forget (cuz i wont let her!!!))

[juliarox013]

I do drink and I ended up in bed with my best friends boyfriend

[kaylawesome2]

ummm why does he look more excited when joe sucks it?? is he trying to tell us something

[MrBb100000]

No and craziest night i had....let's just say i cried alot

[NerdChain]

straightedge 4eva !!!! ;)

[peto94ful]

me and my friend got high and i ended up in a bed with my boyfriennd

[jackiemm1]

Me and my friends got " high" on sprinkles and I ended up with a boyfriend that night!!!!!

[TheUnnormals4226]

I Miss This Old Shane!!!

[Kibafan1100]

sadly... That is totally one of my cousins.... -_- DON'T ask 0:56

[katrose321]

i am thirteen so no i dont yet :) and the crazist night would be when my mom almost died.its accultly on youtube. look up kelly dwyer hooksett nh. yeah that is my mom. scarist and crazist night of my life

[SruhhValo]

I smoke weed. But I will never drink or touch anything else including cigarettes.

[ItsShanaynay99]

Shane was using an ipod touch as his phone <3

[Iareorgasm]

How come you don't make video's with Brittany anymore?

[TheLillyx267]

I drink cause I wanna , craziest night woke up at like noon on a couch head hurting like a mother fucker .

[TheSimJEM]

I love your hair Shane.

[BloodySectumsempra]

i drink becuz i like it but i never been drunk

[Tayla12maria]

He sounds sexy when he's drunk. Thumbs up if you agree;D

[Serenitiy2]

Its brittney

[SHINeeKpopKdrama]

Do you still hang with brittani?

[letsgetsmashed16]

yes i drink, but my favorite night is wen i was sober n me n three of my friends walked around at 2 am n found an old abandon house with all kinds of stuff in it

[Gaskovichs]

@letsgetsmashed16 maybe its not an abondoned house :D cus if theres all kind of things, that means someone needs them inside the house :D and that means its not abondoned :D :P i dont knoww :p

[letsgetsmashed16]

@Gaskovichs we found out it is abondoned by lookin it up on the cp. n i realized i reconized the house for one point in my life. wen we got in there it was in fact my dads old friends' mothers house that i had been there few years back lol

[MaislinnFOREVER]

So i Cant tell you Your Tittties are small!

[PandaPuppy1]

YES.i love to drink.the best drink is water ;p

[megm98]

uhhhhhh im 13........... :) lol

[xxtatibbyxx08]

@megm98 then you probably shouldn't be watching this....

[hadgeboden]

yes i drink, i drink for fun, not that i cant have fun without it though and i have had too many funny nights !

[PandaSquirels]

my craziest snack. is pickles and peanut butter YUMM

[immaJeydonWalefan]

haha i drink but only when i wanna go all out for a party or when im at the club

[ILJuicyCouture]

Itouch :P

[fredythekiller6]

i got drunk it did end well coz i got laid

[bobi9881]

are you drunk Shane you look more red in the face and you tolk shet but noy the regular shet

[lilmrsrayray]

never drink and never will

[thangdm62]

ipod touch = shane's phone

[paulievon]

Lol hes using an itouch

[nhawth411]

I cant drink

[lucasrr620]

i dont drink,the craziest nihht i had,I was at a sleep over and we had a prank war and played man hunt in her back yard

[Thecashy41234]

i never drink

[Mrsako1000]

Back when shane was actually funnt. Miss those days 2009

[bubblez122882]

I never drink

[reikodiana]

i'm 26 and I have never drink my entire life

[donnymac45]

no

[1234567pokemonmaster]

i dont drink.

Craziest time sobor time: Friends sleepover, we prank called people in a british accent and said "ello this is george bush. do you have cottage cheese in your bathroom?" and hung up xD

[TheMw3dudeification]

i drink but only on family thing and birthdays im my house or with my girlfriend for a nice night in with the family

[TheRealAlienShow]

◘◘ Alien Invasion?? LOOK up "ALIENS CANT FIGHT" wow AMAZING!◘◘ or click my channel to see it!

[Lrnkeen2005]

I do drink occasionally cuz im 24 and my most craziest night was when i was drunk and me and my family were in alabama and i almost barfed on my cousin.

[LinanaCute49]

i don`t drink i`m 10

[selena4everafter]

I don't drink I'm only  12

[thedramaking11]

I don't drink

[sophstar20001]

I don't drink cos I'm 10

[dawnirish]

I dont drink, i get high tho!! :)

[PinkMasterTV]

I don't get y people like that crap! It taste nasty and it makes me wanna puke up blood!

[ismashkat]

im to cool to drink plus that crap tastes nastayyy

[emogirl1280]

I have never drank and never plan to. The craziest time I ever had was when I was at my friends house and I threatened to rape her and she wouldn't go near me for like 3 hrs. I was joking when I told her tht by the way.

[x0lstar]

I don't drink at all. Never been drunk and I'm not planning to get drunk. Sober FTW!

[TheKatieShoes]

@x0lstar same here!

[Wolfman31089600]

Well, i don't drink to get drunk. I drink cause i love beer and vodka. I dislike most of the alchohols but hey I damn LOVE beer but i drink with some intelect ya kno... I won't get drunk just to pretend to be cool ;3

[livfoster33]

Shane, what the hell is going on with your hand? It looks so f***ed up!

[TheAttitude7]

I drink cuz its fucking awesome. Im only 15. Is tht bad. Crazy wen i was drunk nd i went downstairs to my friends grandmas house. Nevermind i dont wanna go there

[Longshot1240]

And kissed her I lover her, we are still together

[Longshot1240]

I don't drink. My craziest time in live was when I went to my school dance can I was crazy like you would never imagine I think I hit my head to many time when I was there. I think I told the teacher to fuck your self I am not sure. No i am kidding that is the sec craziest time of my live. My first was when I had my first kiss my girl friend and I were at a rodeo it was just after I got done riding my bull. I took her under the stars and we were looking up and at the right time I leaned over an

[brinker913]

Okay I look up to u for making that vid it shows what really does happen no I don't drink the craziest night i have had is when I went with my bf to a baseball game and we drank to much read bull

[tregardy]

nice ass

[SN1P3RBA1T97]

Wen I was drunk I started crying saying I'll be alone 4 ever while eating Ben & Jerry ice cream my life fucked up and guess wat still single & a virgin bad hangover the next day :( kinda like u

[kwidee]

(sober) : D im proud!!! Oh yeah and I recently just heard that u r christian........ Well guess waht im christian to!!!!

[preppygirl4life1]

i do and i woke up in somone elses clothes

[yozihottie]

Sober, (im 14) but the craziest thing that's happened was at a party everybody was really horny and played spin the bottle and this girl had to get completely naked. Well she didn't HAVE too but she was obviously more than willing to...xD

[gothgirl856]

same. i have been drinking since about 7

[degrassiqueenakanena]

i do drink. im 14.

[FallenVamp999]

me and my friends hid under a car pretending we were ninjas and then rode a toy tractor down a hill while the others threw rocks at us (sober) :P x

[helgababe123]

woah! never noticed that you wear lenses when you play a different person :P

[lynnseth85]

she's hot the tranie is drunck

[kraysleeye]

Why are you talking into an iPod?

[gyrtesa]

@kraysleeye might b a super thin i phone !!

[jassa2534]

Dude im 12. So obviousky i dont drink but i get fucking hyper like nothing on earth. Propably my school dance. I went insane

[musiclover4117]

dude nice drunk face

[234funnybunny]

I don't drink but I go insane like I am drunk

[SuperSmashFan3117]

When my uncles birthday ( my age) got some of his dads beer i got drunk and woke up with a knife holster up my ass....

[RenegadeLemons]

Me and my friends rode shopping carts down a hill into snowbanks(sober;))

[190vane98]

Thumbs up for 0:21 when Shane was dancing

[Shhhmanders]

SHANE. you should make a video of you being fake drunk again

[Mario80788]

im ten so i cant drink so yeah

[Lolastar00]

Craziest nite ever I was sober me and my friends got locked in 6 flags and we took stuff and played truth or dare but then a security guard busted us

[PinkRainfallNesseii]

@Lolastar00 OMGG, are you serious? That sounds funn!! o;

[sec9ify]

i drink because i hate living a normal life,we all need to fuck up a little

[musiclover3803]

FOR FUN BROOO , (;

and New Yeaaars <3 LMAO .

[majentaraine]

haha the end of summer party 2011 the cops came and my friends and i got busted :( it sucked but it was pretty ballin before the cops got there

[CRAZYTIMESLOL]

YOUR VOICE SOUNDS DIFFRENT....oh hey grandma

break up with me 2 my face so i can laugh at you and tell you your titties are small

LMFAO

[AJstudios567]

Sober and so my freinds asked me to go outside and shoot a bb gun at anything i saw the cops didnt come so i was the luckiest man on earth.

[bushiX42]

SDEEZY looked so different!!

[Fionawozere]

Sober cause I'm like 13 :L

[Zamliyx3]

@Fionawozere ...tzzz pussy...i was in a hospital for drinking to much when i was 2

[videogameboy3131]

Am i high cuz i see a ipod

[Mrfuny0]

Um no I am nine years old

[dragondaog1995]

yes

the time me and my friends got on the roof drunk and jump off on to a trapolen so yeah fun righ

[Msfoxy192]

your so cute, I would totally make out with you

[sms6996]

.no I don't drink... AND my craziest night... Well I wasn't drunk... I was sober.... But I had a ton of fun...

[TheBananaman76]

like this if u miss britney and joe and olga nd shit in shanes videos :(

[jacnbon]

stopid



[TheBananaman76]

@jacnbon learn to spell the proceed with the insults my good sir :)

[Softballgrrl31]

Q1: No, I am also too young, never will anyway

Q2: I went to a Fourth of July party and all the adults were drunk and my friends and I were playing drinking games with pop and my friends dad lit up a firework right in front of the cops xD

[mattysandi10]

Yes I'm 11 and I drink on vacation.

I like to.  Champagne Beer CockTail all that crap!

[Softballgrrl31]

@mattysandi10 Wow.

[icedragonfire123]

Q1: no i'm to young

Q2: when my friends and i were texting our friends crush every time he texted back it sounded like a murder in her room because we screamed every time my phone went off

[rachellalness]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN HERE?????????? SCROLL UP GODDAMMIT!

[MissyJessicaa07]

Q1; hellll yeah (;

Q2; hahaha. not answering..

[lolzattack12]

Q1: whenever i have the chance, i do.. but then again i am only 14

Q2:hmmm... party.. although it was a barmitzvah i hooked up with 3 chicks

[ohitsmaddyx23]

Q1: Nah, i'm only 13.

Q2: Being stuck in a closet with a lesbian chick that was into me XD

[timwjumba]

please sub to my vids shane we need u

[Marylost14]

I've never drunk before ...I'm 13 but still haha I will never drinkbin my life.

[jordanR823]

How did u make calls with your iPod. LOL nice vid tho really funny

[sabiel888]

Q1:hell no...Q2:once i all most crashed my car

[VsV6Ute]

Love to drink and got drunk got a lapdance when my ex called me and the stripper was moaning into the phone haha oh and burnt off an eyebrow running naked down the street with a helmet on fire on my head

[chonkopablo]

how dare u!!!

[ILOVEKESSEMG]

Lol His phone Is An Ipod

[kaliayahrobinson1]

i dnt drink i never did the seound question

[tiawna2002]

drunk



[lokitkitkatkittykat]

JOHNNYBOYXO <333

[TheSD280]

That's an ipod XD



[deniz2001asd]

I dont drink and the night is setphines b day

[DJICEE3000]

@poptartbubz777 u genuinely make every pre-teen look stupid by saying something so stupid do u seriously or does smoking weed automatically make you look cool???