Tea Time
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  • I LOVE Destroy all Humans!

  • Damn I miss this

  • when people say there are wierdoes on the internet, this is what they mean...

    still funny tho

  • are you schizophrenic?

  • you are a sick twisted man, there is something seriously wrong with you. I like that, OK that was number 1, let's see what else you have in store for us.

  • toe

  • Who does the voice for 18?

  • Teeheheeh

  • "bitch! make like a women and show me your tits!"

    "i'll do it if you settle down."

    hahaha XD

  • is a shit, very fucking fuck,

  • Sweet septum ^^

  • "Try it bitch. I will cut you!"

  • we need more tea time!

    fukn hilarious.

  • The music and the tea time voice at the beginning is strangely addictive. I keep having to listen to it...

  • I second that =D

  • hey i can envied cocaine from peru to your home....yo are stone¡¡¡¡ yeahhhh

  • this is half boring bah

  • It's interesting to see how you've changed the show since this. ;3

  • i always thought you made the name up from combining Azriel (angel of death) and Noch (night in german sort of languages)

  • I actually laughed really hard at one point, considering that my alias comes from my first tabletop RPG name.

    Hilarity, thy name is D&D.

  • Azrienoch is an anagram for "Chair Zone".

    ...um.

    ...

  • lol

  • Excellent show.

  • Does Big Willy ever get tired of holding his weenie?

  • Does any man?

  • I am wholly unqualified to judge.

    By the way, I fucking love this series and hope for more!

  • See? Talking to imaginary friends doesn't always have to be as awkward as prayer.

  • No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

  • She's gone from suck to blow.

  • i like the music, sets up the mood for the vid nicely.

  • i like. that dogs barking made me happy.

  • that was great

  • Your awesome hahaha.

    This is just fucking genius,

  • How about you get Big Willy a friend and add the vault boy bobble head thing from that game Fallout 3, hahaha.

  • lol.

  • this would have been better if it had been better

  • Was this done with crazytalk??

    Lol I'm using that program for a show

  • One question...do you really keep the #18 up on your wall???

  • Did you just said Twilight sucks?

    WINWINWIN.

  • I never knew Kips big boy was such a douche. Great show.

  • ya man. fucked up about the streetcorners. everywhere. not mine man. in my town there will be no corners just straight lines. do what you gotta do get on with it, just move right on by. no streetcorners for hooligans and riff and raff to gather upon and shed their immorality on it. in fact, moveable sidewalks, to speed up progression. move forward man move forward. hell ya to no streetcorners.

  • Lol, I love how all the idiots are like "I dont like this, I like your older style of videos better"...

    People, if you had half a brain you'd realize he doesn't give a damn if you're unhappy with his video and he doesn't make them to please YOU - He does it because it's his damn channel and he can make any sort of video he feels like making.

  • I love you funny man.

  • ITS A FUCKED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN! omg i dont care wht others say, I absOlutely loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u wrote the script(i'm sure u did)- job well done! i cant wait till you start giving advice- this is going to be highly interesting! ..... "twilight sucked!"....5 stars, dont stop making these!!......"tea time"...i even love that part -_-........i dont know if u r a poet, but if you are, it would be nice to hear your poems!

  • I'd like to know how 18 feels about 42, the answer to "What does it all mean?"

  • I like it. Thanks.

  • That was awesome. I think this is a good way to get more views. Can't wait until the next installment.

  • Lighting dude. just a bit more may help a smidge.

    The characters are all different and defined. The content has forward momentum and holds my interest.

    Funny idea and I look forward to the next installment.

    -Tad Shackles

  • Gay.

  • This is a funny video, and deserves more hits relative to some of the other stuff on YT. But yeah, if it took 120 hours and the payback isn't working, I guess you need to spend your time elsewhere :(

  • Oh no, this one didn't take long at all. The Edge of the Abyss is what took 120 hours.

  • I don't know jeff, here's a tip though. I would suggest not retelling information like the meaning behind azrienoch over again just because it would appear that people watching this show will be newcomers. Even if they were newcomers i've always found a backplot and mysteries more exciting. I'll stay tuned for the next installment.

  • 3:07 1 star.

    I was enthralled enough by your face maintaining an 80:20 ratio with the screen and you talking for 8 minutes about showers. Even though you explained what the show is about I don't really see what's meant to be happening. I vote no change and stagnation.

  • This is not a democracy. You do not get to choose what I make. You may, however, choose what you watch. Unsubscription is two clicks away.

  • DOn't say that Az, it makes me depressed. Whilst I may have come off a little harsher than we'd all prefer, I was just trying to give feedback that you asked for.

  • The feedback I asked for is the kind that goes, "x would be better if you did y." The kind of feedback I said I couldn't use was the kind that goes, "Go back to the old kind of videos." It's completely unhelpful.

  • Wouw, this was really weird in an interesting way. Somehow reminded me of a show called 'Salad fingers'. Don't know if you know it. But try searching it on youtube.

    Anyway, good work azrienoch!

  • Great hammer of the Gods! What the hell was in that tea?!

  • Most ridiculous video I've ever seen.

  • Wait, is this a repost O.o

  • no you've seen it in a preminition, as, the video you've meant to see.

  • This is probably not important, but I figure you might want to watch out for people complaining about it. Also, I was curious to know whether you'd know what I was talking about, so here goes:

    I know Willie the character is from Destroy All Humans, but the whole creepy/funny talking thing he does is very reminiscent of the burger boy in "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" by Jhonen Vasquez.

    Good book, you should look it up. Beware crazed fans thinking you copied it from the book! ...Did you?

  • Lol, i love the intro. Going to watch it, i'll post my comments afterwards!!

  • I wouldn't want to go to tea time if Willie was there...he's a bitch.

    This was cool, nice job on the animations. My only gripe is that the sound level between your voice and everyone else's is very low...(wait, shouldn't I just say dolls & 18? Why am I referring to them as if they are people?)

    It may just be noticeable for me because I don't have headphones, it's 2:30 am in the morning and I'm trying to keep the volume low. Tiny nitpick, though, feel free to ignore.

  • Not ignored.  I went and bought a nice mic for the next episode, and I've already shot everything--just need to animate and edit. I think you'll find the volume on the voices, as well as the background noise, consistent so it won't be distracting.

  • i love your new hat! =D

  • nice special effects

  • you said in one of the debate videos that the name Azrienoch didn't mean anything... you lied :o

  • liked it, not so much a fan of the intro though..

  • Haha, loved it.

    "Bitch, make like a woman and show me your titties!"

  • Hmm for the first episode its fine to introduce the characters im sure it will be more of him with just there comments for most of them.

  • O.O  rlly?

  • OK here, pick a topic for discussion. Banter a bit. Cut to you or even better, ME! out in public asking the general public or a cow what they think about the topic. You an the knucklehead puppets react to the comments back in "the studio." Cut to a fake commercial or two. I would be happy to supply you with jingles for fake products. Then, have an obscure guest star sing a short public domain song. Lyrics of which are poorly written on a soggy bar napkin. Close by setting something on fire. FTW!

  • Awesome, loved it!

  • aw man I love 18

  • eh, i don't like this new format. this isn't you. i like your older videos and style better, this is just nonsense.

  • lol well done

  • Ha ha, when you said the format would be different, this is not at all what I expected! But I like it. I think.

  • haha i loved it. hilarious

  • Hahaha! That was awesome!

  • Well that was fun to watch! Great work on the animation, geez! LOL! I likey. :)

  • If only I could resubscribe...

    That was fantastic! Satisfied again!

    ... now considering making another youtube account to resubscribe...

  • I had a bit of a problem with the sound. The characters voices were too loud, as compared with your voice. I didn't have the sound too loud, or else the character voices would be too annoying, but when you spoke, it was hard to make out.

  • This is one of the things I'm working on for next time. I have an external mic, but I'm not quite happy with it. It's black Friday tomorrow...

  • ahaha. this was wonderful and hilarious x) I envy your editing. @_@

  • do something about the voices.

  • That is quite a romantic way to come across that name, I am envious haha

  • Well done!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha!!!!

  • This was cool and funny as hell. I like it, keep it coming.

  • Great editing on this vid man. ps - You and Karen are a dynamic duo! :P

  • are you married or got a girl?and if so what do they say when you come up with ideas for your show.Or do you just surprise them.and if you could be any tree what kind would it be?

  • this is just speculation but: azrael is the angle of death in many religions, generally islamic... and noch generaly means night... maybe you can draw some sort of conclusion out of that i dont know, just trying to analyze you dream

  • hes a notch on the belt of the angel of death! wait no...thats bad...

  • your videos get even more interesting each time

    =D.. also good with the wider screen *****

  • Well I do prefer your old style over this, but I'm willing to give this a chance. ^_^ Good luck.

  • i hope you illegally downloaded the software to make your hamburger helper move his mouf. if not, my tits.

  • I'd like to hear more from 18.

  • my roommate says this format deprives her of looking at your beautiful face. she votes no.

  • Nice. Very creative. I enjoy almost everything you do and this one is no exception, hopefully you will get more subscribers and stuff. I really enjoy your videos and don't listen to all of those people out there who are trying to put you down. Because even if it does suck, (and it doesnt) it may lead to something bigger and better and even more creative. Great Job!

    Lyzette

  • I agree with Eaglepointrocks. This is okay for a one-time dealio (and, as such, I don't think it's nearly as good as your other stuff).

  • To be honest:

    I much preferred the the monologue/story telling style you had. That was what turned me on to your channel. It was simple. There was just your voice, your character, your personality. Now there are 4 characters, all still written by the same personality. I just don't see the potential in this that i guess you do.

  • awesome!

  • Wicked!

  • brilliant, thats the only word to describe it BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You look like you had so much fun making this..and the 'Tea Time' is adorable hehe

    I lovelovelove it

  • Wow.

    I'm not quite sure how this will work out, with the talking dolls, bobble heads that shoot lasers from their eyes and rag dolls gone wild, but hell, you'll make it work.

    To hilarious result.

    Keep it up, Jeff, I'm a big fan.

    -Adryan/Ryan

  • ok... this is flipping awsome lol, i like it

  • Oh and I'll post the same comment about Twilight I did on the Amazing Atheist's vid. Twilight is a poorly written compilation of all goth fanfics and poetry mixed with a little teenage girls dreams to have a relationship with a vampire. Half the book is describing how 'hot' Edward is and he doesn't look or act anything as a real vampire, and it ends with the lead char giving up everything to kiss his cold lips. Bad. No point. Bad.

  • Why does Big Willie remind me of JTHM untill the tits part. Especially when he says LIES. What's up with the drawn 18?

  • It's a reference to an earlier video he did called "18". Check it out, it's funny (and makes a good point).

    PS: Cool name. Vasquez is my favorite artist.

  • good lord! 5*****

  • oh, jeff little problems with the out of sync animations to vocals... also i think you sould pay close attention to the lipsyncing to some of your friends :) haha... big willie :)

    well it was awsome i laughed alot...

  • HAHA! wtf?

  • hi Jeff, i wanted to say that i absolutely love your videos. i can't think of one that i didn't at least find amusing and/or thought provoking. i'm very impressed with the time and effort it must have taken to make this video and the content, for the most part is awesome. my one criticism would be that big willy, while very funny, got a tad annoying after a while.

  • maybe he's supposed to be and maybe i'm with the minority here, but that's just my opinion...and it certainly wouldn't keep me from watching and enjoying your videos. keep up the good work!

    julia

  • Oh my gosh jeff. I LOVE YOU. you are so funny. see BIG FISH. however, you should have let me do your teatime logo. BE IT KNOWN after what they did to the the girls of the PBM I HATE THE VIEW! willy; i will kill you if you don't chill! dog and doll; so nice to meet you i hope to see you again real soon. 18 you look so good! (as always) i have a big crush on 18 but please don't tell it. *girl thinks she wants her own tea time* but what should i call it????

  • call it... brunch haha!

  • smart ... Brunch with Quaint! thank you.

  • Sort of like that show I saw in Baja. Disturbing, yet entertaining...

    I love your mind and I can't wait to see where you take this!

  • Freakishly funny--it will be interesting to see where you take it.

    *Bright Blessings*

    Linda

  • haha this could get interesting

  • Are the facial animations also done in vegas?

    Oh yeah, awkweird video but the fact that 18 stars in it makes it awesome instantaneously.

  • looks like it can be good!

  • Not bad. Pretty funny. A couple of requests: lose the hat and get a lavalier microphone - the audio is pretty bad in the wide shot (very cave-like). Good Luck on this new series. I personally like your solo vids.

  • I enjoy your videos. This however, is just bad.

  • I knew you were crazy -lol

  • This looks like it might be good. Great job Azrienoch! I can't wait to see more.

  • this truly is one fucked up world. I love the squeaky tea time voice ahhahah

  • eeh.

    i'd be fine with it once in a while. but I like your other vidoes more.

    Willy was just too...

    [someone reply to this, give me a good adjective]

  • okthis video was interesting but i miss the old kinds of videos! i loved edge of the abyss, seven stupid words u cant say around me was hilarious, i miss videos like that. im srry but this was kinda stupid. i miss the original azrienoch! i mean ive watched ur first video and its nothing like this go back to what u had before. this video was dumb and just a bunch of special effects to makethe video "better" but really it just made it fake and very childish!! GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL STYLE OF VIDEO

  • Agree.

  • yay 18! I love this

  • Very very nicely done. Well edited, must have taken ages to make this video. Well done! Looking forward to some more Azrienoch

  • the dream thing is savage! are you the person you wanted to be when you were 15? and i like the format the editing is really good!

  • impressive!

  • Love Tea Time!! I'll have to think of a question..Hmmm...Thanks, Grams

  • This is brilliant, Az!

  • Make more of these

  • Love it. Can't wait for the next one. Funny as hell! Great writing and editing skills, wonderufl imagination.

  • That was pretty awesome...

  • Love it!!

  • twilight sucked. lol

  • Az absolutely amazing. i love it.

  • this wasn't as fun to watch as I'd hoped. and it probably took more production time than is should have.

    I'm up for something new, though to this, I prefer the old simplistic and every interesting Azrienoch stories.

    little-to-no props, unfortunately, man.

    -long time subscriber..

  • Picky, picky, picky- you can't please everybody Azirenoch; you just have to please yourself. And me, I'm pleased. I guess I'm not as familiar with your work as some of these other couch critiques...but I likes what I sees..I have to get to know 18 better..

  • <3 18 xD

  • I know I told you this a while ago but your name totally means "strong teacher" in Hebrew.

    The angelic name "Azrael" means "strength of god". "Azriel" has a similar meaning so it's all good even with your use of the "i". Then there's "Enoch", grandfather of Noah. His name meant "teacher".

    So, "strong teacher".

    I think that's pretty cool. Perhaps you grabbed that name out of what Jung calls "the collective unconscious"; it always seems to happen in dreams, when it does.

  • Wow wow wow Just Wow ! Fantastic special effects. What dimensions did you use ?

  • They could replace "The View" with this show and I wouldn't notice one difference at all. That might be because I don't watch "The View". I don't really see the point in getting a view from people that don't really have a view to begin with.

  • well, i have a throbbing erection.

    or something.

  • That was fricken' awesome.

    I am an actual wizard btw. Never played D&D, I'm just a wizard.

  • that was fucking nice. you seem to always step a level up. or shuld i say sideways.

  • fan-fucking-tastic mah man. I want to be a guest host.

  • sweet, crazy as fuck, but sweet - and funny...

  • When will the sponsers stop disrespectin' 18 and give him a proper chair!

  • nice, although I don't believe the dream explanation for your name. I'm pretty sure Gandalf himself gave it to you while you were playing D&D

  • So Azrienoch, how do you like your tea? :P

  • It's great to finally have the mystery that is the name 'Azrienoch' finally revealed. Good method of self realization too. I sort of did a similar thing with my alter ego, Capt. Frantic. I'm totally with frowny plastic boy too. Dolly should whip out the fun bags or GTFO. =D (My alter ego is such the sexist).

  • I love how the 18 is still making appearances.

  • youre above this man....the use of 18 in your theme song video was friken genius but then youre using it for shock value now....this could be a great show you just have to fix it man i believe in you

  • the setting was a little gritty for the music and the "tea time" premise, but the thing is is that i liked the setting.

    i like the idea, but the presentation is a little to touchy-feely.

    You need to do to youtube kids shows what DBZ did to american kids shows- make them grow balls.

  • OMG- do you ever stop talking?! hehehe...

    That's interesting, about your screen name. Mine's actually just a combination of two nicknames I've had over the years. I know- it doesn't make it any better, right? ;)

    Tea Time rulz. Good job on the special effects.

  • Rough start :/

  • Yeah, but not horrible. I look forward to the next one.

  • i seriously think this is so ridiculously dumb! aaaa im sorry Azrienoch i really think you're a genius in general though!

    i think one of the biggest problems with this is that Azrienoch is his normal, serious, matter-of-fact self throughout this weirdness. if he played along with the silliness, it could toe the border of funny, but his demeanor just makes it completely..bad!

  • This looks promising; I'm looking forward to seeing where you go with this!

  • the filter used for the voice saying "Tea Time" is totally one they use in Fruity Loops the digital audio workstation!

    anyway, love azrienoch but hate this. i know i'm going to be bombarded with thumbs down but i really think this is awful. opinion

  • This is creative genius at work. But I doubt you'll score all kinds of demographics with it. I mean.. as a dude, I watch The View only to stare at Elizabeth's post pregnancy physique. Not that I listen to her. But this show makes me listen, because it's unique, and funny as hell! I'm interested to see which direction it's going. Keep them rolling! Bad ass theme song!

  • I wanted to see the two dolls do it! or maybe he could of used the hotdog?

  • O_e the voice saying "Tea Time" at the beginning and end was very creepy and odd. Um... it was pretty cool I think if you try a second episode it will come out a little better.

  • duuuuude 18 is freakin HOT!

  • word

  • No... This is not what I suscribed for... It may be good, but it's not what I am looking for. It's to... senseles. (Not that I am against nonsense, but I am expecting sense from Azrienoch). (But I am not unsuscribing, I will see the others)

    You are making 18, whom I had considered a cool... sort of guy, a... don't know the english for it... Come on, he allways had your oppinion... He should be more... more 18.

  • LOL Very funny and cute. Always wondered about your name too. Good job Jeff. :)

  • This show deserves syndication. NOW.

  • hahahahaha

    funny

  • Wonderfully non-sane.

    18 is narcissistic!

  • If Cute With Chris and Aqua Teen Hunger Force could have sex creating offspring, this show would be their child.

    This is a compliment.