Rescue 911 - Episode 512 - "Chimney Trapped Crook"

[InFiNiTeSkiiLL]

@weatherfreak123 Its a crime you fucking idiot, tgey cant just let him go. You are retarted!

[Key5Purple]

What the ____ ok he is the one who tried to break into their house and he is saying they are going too slow well you know what mother ______ they should have left you there all night.

[Key5Purple]

4:11-4:15

Policeman: are you alright?

Santa: NO I'm NOT alright im STUCK in a FIREPLACE

XD

[truthsofwolf]

This is the best Rescue 911 segment yet.

[imafreakoid]

Let's hope that piano he was gunna steal didn't get stuck on the way up xDDD

[AutisticPersona]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[XXDodgerSoxxXX86]

they should have turn on a fire

[thelurch88]

I think he was charged with robbery and impersonating Santa Clause..lol

[lawknoxville]

I loved the officer saying he walked into the house and looked at everyone and started laughing I probably would do the same

[Terraberra20]

Thank God there was not FB back then...thos pics would have gone viral! :D

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

extracate the prowler xD

[winnielala1]

I would like say to him, shut the funk up!!!!

[stormchasers101]

This is my new favorite rescue 911 episode! I might want to keep an eye on my chimney tonight though...

[weatherfreak123]

really? after all that he went to jail

couldent these people just have laughed it off

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

@weatherfreak123 breaking and entering,,,and yeah they couldve but they didnt want him doing that to anyone else..

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

@weatherfreak123 and attempted robbery.

[flowerpetals32]

Police Officer: What is your name?

Burglar: Santa Claus

Officer: Santa Claus!? (laughs)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[flowerpetals32]

Woman: What are you doing in my fire place?!

Burglar: I'm Santa Clause! What would you think? ha ha ha

Must have been Christmas Eve

[81animallover]

Man this is the funniest episode in the entire series.What the hell was this dumb ass thinking?

[epcdaniel]

Look, a starter log! They should've lit a fire with his face. haha (not really).

[armyguardmom]

I would love to know if the Beavers are still alive. I hope they wrote a book about this. "Do I look like a bad guy? Look at my face." Too funny.

[PetiteProductionsInc]

LOL If I were the lady I would ask willllll?

Him:what?

Lady:I WANT MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!

Him:Uhhhh are u mental.....?wait ohhh um no?!?

Lady:You fucking retard I want my bike

[cascadakat]

i bet he payed for that chimney repair. (rolls eyes) (*) _____ (*)

[cascadakat]

i feel bad for this, but AH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! GET WATCHA DISERVE!

[happy7117]

Would have been better if he was dressed as Santa Clause!

[flowerpetals32]

@happy7117 Yes that would have been the best thing ever!

[happy7117]

He needed some milk and cookies!!!

[vickiormindyb]

He doesn't know if he's armed?

Right.

[athenacat96]

Haha police officer, "Are you alright?"

"No I'm STUCK in a CHIMNEY!"

[FangKillian]

Lol say that five times fast. "Chimney Trapped Crook"

Chimney Trapped Crook, Chimney Trapped Crook, Chimney Trapped Crook, Chimney Trapped Crook, Chimney Trapped Crook.

Woot! XD

[footballbarcafan10]

I bet he wished he went on that slim fast XD.

[Jessyleppert]

LOL

[trhavanahoney]

My grandmother-in-law is funny... I love this video everytime in see it...

[DimeraFan28]

I Like The Nativity Scene with the flashing star, is so cute.

[michael46561]

Jesus 330 days lol u get 330 days for a murder in britian >>>> ^^ ! LoL !

[stinabinababe]

@michael46561 wth thats like not even 11 months!

[TheSecretShow4You]

what are you doing in my fireplace?

I'm Santa Clause,what do you think?

I don't think so,i don't see any presents,and i know i've been good.

XD i lol everytime!

[arnicaherb]

This episode reminds me of my joke:

- 911 Emergency.

- There's a burglar in my house!

Police arrive and see... Santa Clous.

[alvofirefighter]

Allgood2000

What was this robber thinking of coming down a chimmy and how did he get on these people's roof

[lawknoxville]

2:55 what's that officer's name?

[lawknoxville]

Why do people break into other people's houses??

[Kelli4u2]

hahaha



[mileyfandeb]

epic fail

[mileyfandeb]

maybe instead of a burglar he should be comedian

[Idellle]

when I have my head upside down I do not see upside down. just downside up right?

[dylanmcferrenreturn2]

Fail Burglary. XD

[lawknoxville]

To the crook I have a special message NICE TRY

[TheShadyCrusada2]

Batman just needed a place to crash! HahahahahahahahahahahaHAAAAAA!­!!

[MrRazzguard]

I'd light the fire under his head

[jposh707]

I knew it would turn out Justin Bieber had something to do with this... Grrr!

[Jessyleppert]

330 Days in Jail, I thought Shatner was gonna say 330 Years.

[tdifan12322]

2 people are "Santa Claus"

[davidlee110]

@tdifan12322 make that 3.

[Bluemaple45]

This Never gets old!

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

"to extracate the prowler.."

[VRoberts1117]

This is definitely one episode I remember well. My mom and I both do. We laugh about it. Not that burglary is funny...but him getting stuck in the chimney. Now that is funny.

[schindlerman96]

when he said on January 4, 1993 I was born three years later after this happen

[dreabby2196]

the officer said bieber in about 3:33 XD

[DJahop]

i used to watch this show wen i was a kid and about 13 years later, this is the only episode i remember lol...youtube is great

[jmfreddy10]

HAHA

[steph66002]

The other funny rescue 911 episode is laundry chute lad if u love this video u will love that one too

[KidAwesome54]

I'm sorry but this deserves a FAIL

[jtomally9681]

Hey, at least the guy was being honest about he was going to rob the place. lol

[theBlue123498]

probably the funniest burglar that I've ever seen. he wants to steal the piano after he is down. ROFL.

[Thedancingqueen2000]

Haha i literally roflmaolol

[MyPinky2003]

Jan 4 Is My B Day!

[thezaylady]

What about their chimney? I think that "Santa Claus" should have paid for the damages.

[MorikoNightdream]

lmao this was always my favorite episode

[KyiaBby]

was he going to take the piano out the chimney too? lol

[goldblosom]

R U SRS??!! going to steal a piano???!!!! just come in thro the door and out thro the door sheesh dude ya think your going to pull that off anyway????

[chrrycke04]

OMG "I was going to steal the paino" can you say worlds dumbest criminal? LoL!! WoW!

[davidlee110]

2 people did the same thing as that guy.

[njuben]

Imagine if no one had been home for several days, the burglar would have died a slow and painful death.

[vickiormindyb]

My friend, Robb, can't stand people who never shut up talking.

He was born and bred in NYC, lower East Manhattan-he lived in the Bowery for 22 years. He went from there to working on Wall Street but his tough composure is still there.

He's the toughest person I've ever met. He puts up w/ as little as possible.

I can hear Robb telling this guy to put a lid on it.

I wish I could get people to listen as well as Robb does.

[Muggle423]

This tops the list of stupid criminals.

[9020powrmax]

8:55 Reminds us of the movie: "Home alone" Marv (Daniel Stern)

[14Pipeline3000]

a ha-ha what a dumb ass

[alexmc102010]

i would fart in his face then left him there when i felt like calling the garda :)

[alexmc102010]

i would fart in his face then left him ther to i felt like it :)

[ZMommaL56]

The burglar says he was Santa Claus. Oh puh-lease. That was a great Christmas thing the Beavers made- MERRY CHRISTMAS from THE BEAVERS and RESCUE 911. This came on the air 17 years ago.

[ZMommaL56]

I've seen Santa Claus with my own eyes and that man is definitely not, I repeat not Santa Claus.

[rollyrama2009]

i would have got the camera out and started to take photos too!!

[daoquynh29]

The couples is so nice they said thank u to the police for saving the dumbass burglar

[WSOR4025]

They should have started a fire.

[Paramedic18791]

Damn what an epic fail

[BSBFAN2007]

lol this guy is stupid like when they all the satnding there lauhging at him waht a moron I mean how stupid is this guy anyway

[sharkey500]

If I woke up to find a burglar stuck in the chimney I would have left him till the morning :)

[OLTLGHAMC2009]

this is like the only rescue 911 segment that cracked me up.

[19Tammie70]

If that was my house, I'd have told them, "Chop his legs off if you have to, but I do not want my chimney broken apart just because he was stupid enough to try to climb down it!"

[DimeraFan28]

Awe that nativity scene with the flashing star is so cute.

[msvandieman]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

[Maniaxe613]

That guy who tried robbing the house must have got a lot of coal for Christmas!

[super58173]

"Hey guys, I'm stuck the chimmey"

Really, why can't more robbers be like this!?

[stinabinababe]

@super58173 he must've eaten one too many cookies!

[GreenAshR46]

They should've lit a fire.

[maziebunny2]

I loved watching Rescue 911 in my junior and senior high school years and while a lot of them were so tense and made me cry, this segment offered a touch of humor...sure it's not truly funny where it can lead to serious injury or death, but then again you can't help but laugh at one's stupidity.

[xfire336]

why would they get a buglar out off the chimney i would wack him with a baseball bat

[lilcuku]

LMFAO

this is what i call a retard

[AngelfireXandora]

Im not being racist or anything but the crook looks like a white version of Smokey Robinson I think this episode scared me as a kid but now its funny

[andie123456ify]

lol 7 47 "THX 4 GETTIN ME OUT"

[ssj3maron]

"I was going to steal the piano." I hope he had a better escape route planned, lol

[StuckInTheStargate]

If I walked into my dark living room to see a head hanging down from my chimney it would scare the CRAP out of me.

My call would be more like "Hello, there was a man in my chimney and now he's not breathing..."

[AliceCullen0890]

@StuckInTheStargate My reply might be, "Are you Santa Claus?"

[Snoep76239]

@StuckInTheStargate I would pretend not to see him and build a fire......

[Snoep76239]

Santa Claus brings babies on Christmas eve, he does not come empty-handed.. (see other R9111 episode)

[Snoep76239]

LOL "Do I look like a bad guy" DUH! you're breaking into my house!

[Dreammystic]

With the thief complaining like that I would've served eggnog milk and cookies. Told the guys to to take their time ^.^

[tsherwoodrzero]

That lady officer is cute! I'm not sure if it's epic win or epic fail for the burglar though, it feels like both to me.

[mboz38]

i love how all the dispatchers and police officers are laughing about this schmoe stuck in a chimney! HAHA!

[TheDeathbringer5000]

EPIC FAILIURE

cuz normal fail just wasnt enough

[Shadikku]

That made my day, "I'll make a post card out if this"..

[GIRGmr]

OMG Aunt Kay is famous!!!

[BeautifulXable]

betta make tht place his HOME SWEET HOME ;)

[Fartingbellybutton]

The Most Funniest Rescue 911 Segment Ever.

[Wicle001]

For once an episode that made me laugh. XD

[kbelly1118]

Watching this makes me want a guy stuck in my chiney great great facebook profile pic...lol

[BeautifulXable]

lol whats ur name ... Santa.

[missniko59]

ha ha dont be stupid go throw the door

[chenso17]

"What's your name?"

"Santa Claus."

Lol. That was friggin' priceless.

[mileyfandeb]

@chenso17 yup

[stinabinababe]

Cop: What were you gonna do once you got into the house?

Burglar: I was gonna steal the piano

Me: Good luck getting it out of the house by yourself Dummy!!!

[meganandmandy1600]

that's pretty funny

[rabqaiser]

lo what asshole

[DrummerDavid2009]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[surgednb]

"extrication of a man stuck in a chimney" ....LMAO!!!!!!1 @ 4:28

[SilverlinerOV50]

LOL, what a loser.

[starboybillysynth]

Introducing your next President!

[gregorkrause]

00:06 Republic Of California flag behind shatner, that flag is used in today's top tv crime shows.

[shellymeert1]

hes not alright hes stuck oh btw he wants their piano wtf he gonna do now shimmy it up the fire chimney looooooooooooooool

[sta127]

@shellymeert1

I think he was gonna use lube.

[xKambreenKitx]

2 words for that guy: EPIC FAIL.

[sn1pe352]

roflllll wat the guy said was hilarius

[saugagirl83]

LOL My all-time favorite clip from the show!

[wackyben86]

I remember watching this I guess on the Family Channel. Only saw it once and I guess I forgot how funny it was. And how's he gonna fit the piano through the fireplace? I guess hanging upside down doesn't make you think.

[triezen007]

Wait, how in the world could they charge him with burglary??? He didn't get to take anything. The most he should have been charged with was breaking and entering.

[randhuck]

@triezen007 I think because he admitted he intended to steal the piano, they were able to charge him with burglary. People in the past have been caught red handed trying to steal items from a house, and even though they didn't leave the house with the goods, they are still charged with burglary.

If he hadn't told officers his intentions, they probably could only charge him with breaking and entering.

[barkingtree88]

that is kinda funny.

[vickiormindyb]

I showed our Fire Captain this video and he said that, in response to the guy insulting their competence levels, he would have asked if the guy wants to stay in there.

I cracked up laughing. Captain B.'s a nice guy, but he has a limit to how nice he'll be when someone keeps complaining at him.

He thinks their Fire Captain is a really tolerant man.

[allgood2000]

@vickiormindyb Also, I don't think anyone who gets stuck in a chimney has room to talk about other people's competence levels.

[ash3227]

@allgood2000 Id definately have a few rude comments to throw back at him.

[JennyferJ99]

@vickiormindyb Funny!!!! :D

[alexisasay]

That was a dumb move on the crooks part

what a DUMMY

[kenobi7100]

youv had practice alexisassy? lol jk

[vickiormindyb]

We had a call last week while, not as funny as this, still amused me.

The patient's mother was telling me how to do my own job. She even told me I don't know the symptoms of a break.

I thought Who's the Medic on this scene, you or me?

I told her I'm afraid I do and have a license to prove it.

The conversation went like that the whole time we were on-scene. Then the woman expected me to let her ride along with her daughter.

I said, "She's not critical, so no."

The nerve of some people.

[DorvellTStewart]

Were any of the segments from 512 ever syndicated?

[allgood2000]

@DorvellTStewart Yes, they were all syndicated.

[davinp]

Notice William Shartner said it happened on Jan. 4, 10 days after Christmas. We already have taken our Christmas decorations & tree down by then.

[allgood2000]

@davinp They have may have decorated the house for the re-enactment.

[vickiormindyb]

@allgood2000 People who celebrate the 12 days of Christmas and Epiphany keep their ornaments up until January 7. We were Catholic and celebrated that way until we changed our religion.

Other people keep them up even longer, and it doesn't always have to do w/ their religion.

[kali0589]

@davinp We usually leave ours up for quite a while longer... sometimes a couple of months. xD

[ssj3maron]

@davinp My family has a "tradition" of putting the decorations up Christmas eve and taking them down in July. I'm sure we're not the only ones

[Ch3n3113]

who the hell would go down a chimney like seriously

[tracybabyone]

LOL failblog maybe??

[gregorkrause]

that flag behind shatner is seen on today's top crime shows such as "forensic files" and the like.

[gregorkrause]

the music at the beginning is "Good king wenceslas"

[ZMommaL56]

That man is a nutcase for impersonating Santa Claus. He wasn't wearing a Santa suit.

[meganandmandy1600]

@ZMommaL56 lol

[MJtoonzRulz]

2 things I want to point out. 1. Why in the name of hell would the guy want to steal the piano? We don't even know if these people even HAVE a piano. And 2. If the guy got into the house safely without getting stuck, how exactly was he planning to get the piano out of the house to wherever he would go all by himself? Anyway I love this! Thanks for posting!!

[vickiormindyb]

He's a nitwit.

[DorvellTStewart]

But that's exactly what makes this segment so funny!

[vickiormindyb]

I need a little help here. What makes the segment so funny?

I have no idea what I said and can't find the comment related to it.

[davinp]

Perphaps he was being sarcastik

[blossom114]

1. Maybe he wanted to learn? Lol Knew someone who knew them? (speculation)

2. Obviously he was planning to shove the piano up the tree! Hehe :)

[blossom114]

Oops, I meant shove the piano up the chimney. :)

[dajoeysong]

thats soo funny

[GreenDayisAmazing]

lol thats funny I would take pics and video for sure that man is so stupid.

[catloverKD]

Ok, If you're going to break into someone's house through the chimney, Why on earth would go go in upside down? I don't think he could've fallen and ended up that way although I suppose it's possible. If anyone ever tries to break into my house I hope they get stuck in something (we don't have a chimney though) it's safer that way.

[reptileboy9111]

haha Ime santa claus what do you thank

[MsCherryBombshell]

hahaha i love this

[doeboyfresssh18]

lol i'd let him hang there upside down for a little while so he can reflect on how retarded he is.

[fortinator1895]

When I saw him hanging upside i burst out laughing.

thnx for uploading this video it was really funny

[NDW85]

This segment also reminds me of the Laurel and Hardy classic, Laughing Gravy, where Ollie gets stuck in the chimney, only feet 1st not head 1st and Stan has to pull him out and he ends taking the whole chimney apart.

[snakes3425]

I don't think anyone let that crook live this down

[kidfrombrooklyn66]

My personal favorite clip.

[TartanPride08]

Imagine if a kid saw him in the chimney lol..