This is brilliant! I appreciate the pure genius of your lyrics and as everyone else has pointed out, your highlighting of the creepiness in some love songs. Rob please keep 'em coming.
@spykp You are correct, they're up at my facebook page but I'll paste them here too: Verse Cmaj7, A-7, D-7, G7 2x F6, E7, A-7, D-7 F6, E7, A-7, D-7/G7 ...Chorus Cmaj7, A-7, D-7, G7 2x (or more sometimes)See More Bridge: Bb, E7, A-7, D-7 Bb, E7, A-7, D-7 G7 Enjoy, and thanks for watching!
So true...so many "love" songs are on the verge of being creepy and yet no one seems to notice, or care to say anything and it's weird...this was awesome!!! For me nothing will ever beat the Pachelbel's Canon rant, but this was good!!!
Oh, Rob, you promised you weren't going to write a song about my love for you. And you called it creepy? Come on. That's a little harsh. Out of the ordinary, maybe.
it would be funnier if the "creepy" character didn't acknowledge that it was creepy, or at least as creepy; he tries to justify and rationalize it, because that makes it more relatable. I do a lot of comedic songs about sexism, and I don't acknowledge that they're sexist....at least not until a swarm of angry women come up to me after the show...
Lol. Literally set myself on fire.
reallycoolamvs13 3 weeks ago
Standing-outside-the-window-in-a-rainstorm-with-no-umbrella. I've done that. Should I admit that? No? okay.
BadThingsJustHappen 2 months ago
ode to a stalker, very good
stevepjk 2 months ago
I may just start stalking you after this one ... (creepy fan)
micwellssongs 2 months ago
I now have to play this for my girlfriend.
Donutsarereallygood 2 months ago
Good work buddy
ashutosh998 3 months ago
I loved this song! You're hilarious! Nice job :)
maxdeathlore 4 months ago in playlist More videos from paravonian
Good work Rob. Funny :)
DrIdaho 5 months ago
I can't listen to "Every Breath You Take" by The Police anymore without thinking of this...
Turtletypernumbah12 6 months ago
@Turtletypernumbah12 CRAP - you have totally made me a sad sad panda now - no more cool sting, just creepy creepy stalker sting....
sailorstarfairy1 4 months ago
After this song, I listened to a couple of my favorite love songs and can no longer listen to them because they have been ruined XD
PaigeOfTheSound 7 months ago 2
This is brilliant! I appreciate the pure genius of your lyrics and as everyone else has pointed out, your highlighting of the creepiness in some love songs. Rob please keep 'em coming.
JonoTay88 7 months ago
Those are actually what I want to do to the boy I like lol
Only if he's less busy so I can actually hang out with him...
LoveinParadise 7 months ago
Rob.... too many requests to just ignore them man! GIVE US THE CHORDS ALRDY! :P
spykp 8 months ago
paravonian 8 months ago 16
@paravonian You should have made them go to college and sit through Ear Training and learn to pick apart the cords..
Dardanelle7742 5 months ago
On another note, I now have a creepy, creepy obsession with this song...
meljmah 8 months ago 9
I was just listening to There Might Be a Light - Jars of Clay...and its lyrics are utterly creepy without the music
meljmah 8 months ago
Excellent.
ronbarba 8 months ago
Does anyone have chords for this? :D
karlzen26 8 months ago
That settles it. If I ever become a famous musician, I'm taking you on tour with me.
KingLucentio 8 months ago
I have been waiting too long for a new song, Rob! That was fantastic.
Please come and play in Canada -- we will give you creepy (but very polite) creepy love!
tokenbabe 8 months ago 2
Wow, I really like this, very funny and creepily sweet.
Reynard13Fuchs 8 months ago
The only thing it's missing is a suggestion that she's 17. Great creepy songs always have an underage subject, too.
davek12 8 months ago
another Paravonian hit!
scy720 8 months ago
So true...so many "love" songs are on the verge of being creepy and yet no one seems to notice, or care to say anything and it's weird...this was awesome!!! For me nothing will ever beat the Pachelbel's Canon rant, but this was good!!!
socalcutie82 8 months ago 3
@socalcutie82 haha I agree. My newest song is actually very similar to this.
samwrestle 8 months ago
Hilarious song, and probably the first one I'd listen to for being so catchy.
TheCrazedMadman 8 months ago
0 people are
wait WHAT??? 0???
Hulavuta 8 months ago 7
This, sir, is genious.
Butterflysonic 8 months ago 2
YAY new song!!! I've been waiting for so long.
TheRealBarnez 8 months ago
LEGEND.
electroforpresident 8 months ago
Gold.
Tooltrocity 8 months ago
yo rob when you coming to the northern va/ dc area
TrashMojo 8 months ago
this song reminds me how creepy I think the lyrics to the song grenade are.
allegra11293 8 months ago 3
brilliant, sir. just.. brilliant.
nix207 8 months ago
you still have the edge Rob (:
mopsnuf 8 months ago
memo to self: no more "polite-smiling" at strangers whilst on public transportation. No good can come of it....except maybe songs like this!
maryee222 8 months ago
genius.
Yupi525 8 months ago
@ark9e Dear God that's such a creepy song. But this song is better!
sutarikun 8 months ago
haha this is brilliant! I love your songs!
eveecooper 8 months ago
When are you performing in NYC again?
FriknClueless 8 months ago
I needed this laugh. What a great song!
Remerdre 8 months ago
Oh wow that was awesome!
MercyStudios 8 months ago
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Manifusion 8 months ago
Brilliant! You gotta upload more often man
gekoescape 8 months ago 2
One of your best!
unclerubo 8 months ago
One of your best!
unclerubo 8 months ago
hahahahahaha LOVE YOU MAN! hahaha
spykp 8 months ago
genius!
najae808 8 months ago
bwhahahahahahahaha this is so jokes xD I love it!
edoc09x 8 months ago
Oh, Rob, you promised you weren't going to write a song about my love for you. And you called it creepy? Come on. That's a little harsh. Out of the ordinary, maybe.
TheCeejReturns 8 months ago 113
Sick bro
killAFreakZeak 8 months ago
Nice :)
SaintFookinJimmy 8 months ago
this is amazing... lol why does this remind me of someone i know?!?!?!?!
Kmcgivern93 8 months ago
LOVE IT!!!!
More "Life as a Comic" please :)
NWABCS 8 months ago
absolutely brilliant
kehnie 8 months ago
chords, anyone?? xD
jorgepanky 8 months ago 23
@jorgepanky dude, it's not hard to figure out. just look at him :S
flamexXxstrings 8 months ago
@flamexXxstrings I'm a lazy human being...
jorgepanky 8 months ago
@jorgepanky Yes, they're in this song... Plenty of 'em.. ;P
losroftheday 8 months ago
@losroftheday O RLY??? xD
jorgepanky 8 months ago
@jorgepanky YARLY...
losroftheday 8 months ago
I love this. lol
kclark178 8 months ago
This is gold. If you do a studio recording I hope you'll put it on itunes and let us know.
AuntieDiluvian 8 months ago
it would be funnier if the "creepy" character didn't acknowledge that it was creepy, or at least as creepy; he tries to justify and rationalize it, because that makes it more relatable. I do a lot of comedic songs about sexism, and I don't acknowledge that they're sexist....at least not until a swarm of angry women come up to me after the show...
harrypmgs 8 months ago
@harrypmgs Comedy shouldn't make people angry like that. You're the one missing the point, unfortunately.
smurfyday 2 months ago
I laughed so hard at this that my parents came in and yelled at me for waking up me sister, who has school tomarrow. (It's nearly midnight here)
michigansflowergirl 8 months ago
lmao, thats hilarious. Nice Job!
yoyoma1428 8 months ago
2nd and 3rd..
DeRose05 8 months ago
1st! xD
ldiego08 8 months ago