Headzup: Glenn Beck's Common Sense Stand Up Comedy Tour

[chacaraman]

this shit sucks monkey bawls, it lamer that glen's show.

[ataira2012]

Who just finished watching a TytT video.

[HowlsFury]

They can take my pbs over my cold dead body

[TheeHarsha]

I am so fucking confused.

[HopeForPeaceNow]

Fanfreakingtastic.... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aimike3]

Whoever made this video clearly wanted to do one thing and one thing only: Kill Smurfs. (see South Park Glenn Beck spoof)

[RadarKat73080]

Y'know Glenn, I saw Daffy Duck do this bit in a Satan costume that would be perfect for your comedy tour! All the props are cheap, for now, and you probably have a Satan costume. If not, you can borrow Cheney's. Be sure to give him a deposit.

[aricaairarigan]

you are all fucking sad... comedy isn't going to get us anywhere... honestly we all believe in something, and he at least well admit the truth, but cover everything up with comedy>.> that's perfectly fine

human stupidity well always control us... how sad we have gotten...

[amberkw1085]

glen beck sucks

[beaners4hire]

gimme my minute of life back.

[PamelaRP]

I like Glenn Beck alot but this video is so fake and it sucks. This is a waste of space here on YouTube and this is not one bit funny and really is as funny as a funeral. Why this is here I will never know.

[NUTCASE71733]

@PamelaRP Satire pal, look into it.

[Paintballguru92]

Glenn beck has common sense though, so your video is full of logical fallacys...

Did not make me laugh

[houndman6]

That was AWSOME! And I thought paint drying was cool!

[santanaramostarango]

What?

[Utard1]

sad, not even worthy of the single star

[Sphinx159133]

Lame!

[azteckike]

this is great thank you!

[swimmergal44]

People are so desperate and really low.

[DarkeRaven09]

...hope nobody's fighting here because that didn't make much sense and I've seen more aggressive Glenn Beck rantings to get angry over...

[DefionsBride]

This is pretty Gay. And I mean that in the most homosexual way possible.

[Dacadvid]

I saw headzups Huffington Post page, and it turns out he has a ticket stub from the tour. He went to it. And these are jokes from the comedy tour.

[ShadowPrometheus]

I want that minute of my life back

[joemansl]

This was definitely done by a poor person.

[casciatod]

@joemansl oh wow, so you have problems with poor people?

[mannster21]

This isnt funny because its showing the kind of crap Glenn Dick would do, therefore it sucks ass.

[agraymn]

Did iI miss something? How is this funny? Here's and idea...before you make a decision on something in the news go and research it yourself, then go an make a decision.

[SchnickTech]

Was this supposed to be funny? Maybe that is the reason why Air[head]America does so poorly. You liberals need to understand that in order for a joke to work about anything in the news, the joke has to include even a slight bit of truth, like for instance, Obama needs some stimulus because he throws like a girl.

[FireChidori]

lol indeed

[frankiebaby725]

The fact that people don't take what Glenn says seriously only shows what party politics has done to this nation. Republicans and democrats don't have our or our childrens best interests at heart... READ COMMON SENSE!! IT'S A WAKE UP CALL!!!

[TheBoxerDogs]

fuck glenn, fucking nwo scum

[DizziNY]

Lmmfao! U r the NWO scum dude. U have no clue what's really going on. oSLIMEa is NWO scum just like Bush, Clinton and all the rest of those bottomfeeders.

[TheBoxerDogs]

HUH, What was that? can't understand your logic

[deabrat]

now for the JOWKS!

[valdesigns]

Once they get there, they turn off shows like "John Stewart". because they see that he's full of shit and not giving them the FULL story. I challenge anybody reading this to actually LISTEN to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, etc. for 1 MONTH and ASK YOURSELF if your previous choice for information was giving you the FULL story.

[valdesigns]

STpunk. Spot on. But the best thing about this, is that it will spark interest in people and get them to actually TUNE IN to Glenn Beck. Once they do that, they will see that he's actually quite intelligent! I wonder if this stuff is what is bankrupting all of the liberal news media outlets? People are actually starting to search for TRUTH instead of this type of bullshit, so they go to the source to see for themselves.

[STpunk]

haha! this is how the far left resorts to attacking glenn beck? i guess the far left will try anything to attack those who tell it for what it is and say anything negative about their boy obama

[revender13]

You're an idiot.

[FireChidori]

Wow, the comebacks suck balls too. When threatened, you just throw in insults that have nothing to do with anything....

What a pussy.

[revender13]

I would never feel threatened by anyone who thinks Glenn Beck is an intelligent/witty person.

Btw, you ALSO are a huge hypocrite, throwing in insults that have nothing to do with anything.

It's one thing Gleen Beck fans seem to have in common.

[FireChidori]

Haha, no. I wrote the insult at the bottom relating to how I said you said random remarks because you were THREATENED.

Also, did you spell Glenn wrong on purpose, or is that just how dumb you are?

[revender13]

There you go again. Do you not see your own hipocrisy? I dunno why I bother, I wouldn't expect you to.

[FireChidori]

OK fine, maybe that was a little unnecessary. But yet again, that spelling of yours you need to work on, it's HYPOCRISY, not hipocrisy.

[revender13]

"But yet again, that spelling of yours you need to work on, it's HYPOCRISY, not hipocrisy."

Work on your grammar and we can call it even.

[FireChidori]

The only thing I see wrong is beginning the sentence with "but", which I knew was bad grammar but felt it wouldn't change much.

You know what? Let's just both end this debate and stop bitching between each other, it is getting us nowhere anyway.

[AlbaGoBragh]

Another narrow minded liberal trying to recap of what was otherwise a great show.

Really how do you sleep at night? If you oppose Glenn Beck you also oppose Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Thomas Paine, et al.

If you want to oppose individual liberty in favor of collective tyranny, really, find some other country to live in, please. I hear Iran is really nice this time of year.

[AlbaGoBragh]

Thank you, Oh great random internet person. The judge of all who make comments. I bow to your great wisdom and intellect.

But I gonna have to tell you I'd rather be a free idiot than a genius living in tyranny.

[revender13]

The fact that you believe what this guy says/find it amusing shows you only have 1/2 of the 'free idiot' attained.

[AlbaGoBragh]

Is that the best you got. No actual logic just insults.

[revender13]

Are you under the impression you used massive amounts of logic in your statements, and not just insults?

[Frumibandersnatch]

wow what wit! You are sooo deeep! penetrating insight! This sociallist government is going to flush our economy down the toilet and mr. headzup is going down with the rest of us and he doesn't even know it! (yet)

[quantummechanic90]

This was pretty funny. 5 stars man.

Glenn Beck rocks!

[cjaeagles5]

this vid sucks.. could you have made an attempt to actually make it funny?

[panterguy]

@cjaeagles5 He's using conservative humor.

[bluecamaro98]

If Obama really is who he says he is, then why are there no real documents to verify it, such as his: Punahou School record Selective Service Occidental College record Passport (used to visit Pakistan) Columbia College records Columbia thesis Harvard College records Baptism certificate Medical records Illinois State Senate records Law License application Law practice client list University of Chicago scholarly articles? the above is NOT funny ,just like this video

[denalaurens]

This sucks.

[skylorde]

Dude, seriously, Al Franken is funnier than this idiotic video...and believe me, he's *not* funny at all.

[chinaboyd]

i like glenn beck !

[STpunk]

fail

[RebelThoughts]

Glenn Beck is the nuttiest fruitcake on television.

[Chiffon56]

RebelThoughts: I agree... although the competition there, at Fox, is pretty intense.

[RazorEdge95]

Oh, you needn't worry about that. Keith Oberman and Rachel Maddows took the fruitcake crown from anyone at Fox YEARS ago. Heck, they're still picking up their tongues after slobbering over Obama, in spite of his best attempts to run the economy into the ground.

[Chiffon56]

Christ, "Razor"... Are all of you people fucking imbeciles??

[RazorEdge95]

Imbecile? Perhaps. However, my degree in Economics tells me I'm right. I'll bet you're one of those people who think all of Fox News is a bunch of neo-facists who want to quash America's opening to non-conservative viewpoints by any means necessary. I'll wager you have no formal schooling in economics and watch MSNBC for all your news. I'd recommend multiple sources for information next time, instead of becoming a liberal 'Yes man'.

[Chiffon56]

You might disagree with the political views of Keith and/or Rachel, but anyone who would call either one of them a "fruitcake" is an idiot. Therefore, you must be an idiot. And, no... I don't have a degree in economics, but I am a college graduate. BTW... you're right. I DO believe that Fox News is a neo-fascist network. I'm also convinced that there are only two kinds of Republicans... the evil ones, and the stupid ones who ALLOW the evil ones to manipulate them. So, which one are you?

[RazorEdge95]

I am no Republican. I'm an independent who thinks that both parties are worthless pieces of crap. The Republicans are directionless and the Democrats are bumbling idiots. I'm sure your opinion of NBC and her affiliate stations is that of a fair and 'unbiased' entity. However, as someone who gets their information from all 4 major news networks, I find NBC to be the most manipulative. As for you, please continue to believe everything you are told. Just don't make the rest of us pay for it.

[tkorenstra]

There is Idiotic Democrats and Idiotic Republicans. 1 difference is the spending. Democrats and Republicans are taking us to the same place, just Democrats will get us there faster (more debt). Both parties have major idiots, dont just say the right wing is bad.

[Chiffon56]

Sorry, Sparky, but there are more idiotic Republicans than there are Democrats. It's just a fact.

[bsabruzzo]

"there are more idiotic Republicans than there are Democrats"

See, you are right about that. Republicans have a tendacy to try and work with Democrats over and over again... then get screwed by them.

[Chiffon56]

Republicans never tried to "work with" ANYBODY until they became the minority party. When the GOP was in power they did nothing BUT screw the Democrats... and the American public.

[bsabruzzo]

"I am a college graduate. ... I DO believe that Fox News is a neo-fascist network"

You must have skipped the class on fascism, then. You know the library has a lot of books on Mousillini, Hitler, Stalin, Husein (saddam, not the King of Jordan). Maybe you could read about how fascism requires the government to control business (GM, Amtrak), the press, language. You'll see the Progressive movement from Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, FDR etc is very close to it.

[Chiffon56]

bsabruzzo: And the GOP has been trying to control business, the press, language, stuff religion down our throats, etc., for YEARS... including the powers that be at Fox News. Obama is not trying to CONTROL business... he's trying to SAVE business, because BUSH DID NOTHING while he was president, and he ended up leaving our economy in ruins. So what would YOU have done? Just let our economy totally fail? And if you believe that Obama could be another Hitler or Stalin, then YOU need some classes.

[bsabruzzo]

"the GOP has been trying to control business, the press, language, stuff religion down our throats, etc., for YEARS"

Yes, for nearly 100 years the GOP and the Dems have been on a progressive track, much as the progressives in Europe. The government (not any person in particular) has this idea that only the government knows what to do. That is both Bush and Obama. Please read about the progressive movement from 1900 through today and you will see that.

[AbiltyToThink]

everything i see Glenn intern rapist beck i want to claw my eyes out !

[burntonion05]

I thought he was about to cry or something. What a wimp

[Shiftfallout]

Has anyone actually seen one of his comedy shows? I have. I have to say, he's funny and makes a lot of sense. The person who made this video has obviously never seen one, because his whit far surpasses this sad attempt at smearing him. If people put aside their political angst and just enjoy the show, they will get some good laughs and end up thinking about how ridiculous everything is at the same time.

[somecomputergeek]

This is what I in most of the criticism of Glenn Beck that I hear: insults. He may be the biggest idiot in the world, but insulting the man doesn't invalidate any of his arguments or debunk any of his claims.

[sandinista138]

Hahahhahaa!!!!LMAO!!

[Mosley2]

joe-erks! :)

[Dacadvid]

I don't really know if I am a libertarian or not. I think it is unwise for Obama to spend money the way he is. But I also am opposed to the Religious Right, wars of choice, warrantless wiretapping (to protect us, the government says), and the Patriot Act. I'm pretty sure I'm not a libertarian though, because I'm nothing like Glenn Beck.

[Gravy2468]

Libertarians think government should be as small as possible, so they're socially liberal and economically conservative. Glenn Beck is a conservative, not a libertarian.

[enkelin32]

YOU are absolutely correct!

[bsabruzzo]

"Glenn Beck is a conservative, not a libertarian."

Conservative is a faily new term. But Beck is not a Conservative in the modern sense. He is a Classical Liberal, like the Democrat-Rebublicans of 1780s were. Libertarians are the only group that comes close to that.

[ecwaufisxtreme]

Glenn Beck is a LIVING and BREATHING PROPHET who speaks the VOICE, WORD and WILL of GOD HERSELF! He gets his great epiphany of oratorical rhetoric when Sarah Palin FUCKS Beck's PUSSY with her SUPREME and ULTIMATE PACKAGE and her GOD JUICE goes from his PUSSY into his BRAIN!

[athews1976]

HAHAHAHA!!!! You're insane dude! SUPREME and ULTIMATE PACKAGE? HAHAHAHA!!!!

[whoo689]

As a libertarian, I get sick to my stomach whenever Glenn refers to himself as that. I had to check him on wikipedia page again just to make sure after he said that during an interview with Rob Kampia. At least he's against the war on drugs and actually talks about monetary policy and has ron paul every once in a while. That's a lot more than I can say about Billo and Vannity.

[enkelin32]

Beck may claim to be a libertarian but he is nowhere close to being a libertarian. He only latched onto that tag after the idiots at FOX realized Ron Paul had lots of followers after the OUTRIGHT LAUGHED AT HIM DURING THE PRIMARY DEBATES and left his name off the lists when he WON the republican debates. Hipocrites! and that includes Beck as well.

[Shiftfallout]

All news networks dismissed Ron Paul during the debates, not just fox, for one main reason. Ron Paul opposed the war when it was politically correct to support it, also his belief of smaller government and military. Beck has always been closer to libertarian bud. He has been criticizing bush along with the rest, and often disagrees with the current republican party which has become more like the democrats.

[enkelin32]

NO way is Beck a libertarian, He is a republican lackey just like the rest of the right wing media. He works for Rupert Murdock! He licks David Rockefellers boots. He is paid by News corp and says what they tell him to say.

[Shiftfallout]

lol dude you know nothing about him. He is far from a lacky, in fact, the only place he could get away with doing his own thing was fox. Thus the comedy tour, and promotional material that makes fun of himself. He really is his own boss, they dont care because he brings in the ratings. Ratings = money. One of the reasons he left CNN was because they wanted to control him. At Fox he does what the hell he wants... You call him a lacky in order to dismiss anything he might say, which is ignorance.

[InDefenseOfGood]

"the only place he could get away with doing his own thing was fox. Thus the comedy tour,".....News = a cmedy shctick..you judeofascist, judeoNazis are laughable :)...Ratings = money...Thers the bottom line for these semites, folks, its all about the shekels...Glad another jewish supremacist exposes its nature!....JudeoNazi antiAmerican psycopaths!

[Shiftfallout]

lol, Wow you are great at incorrectly tagging people, making assumptions, and pretty much, sounding stupid. How does it feel to be a "judeoidiot"?

[enkelin32]

No,one who works for someone else does what they want. He promotes lies and propaganda. He dosent know history or even check facts. He puts out the Neo con "noble Lie" philosophy of Leo Strauss. And He preys on ignorant naive younger Americans like yourself.

[Shiftfallout]

Thats not true. You seem to have trouble accepting certain...realities. Beck already had high ratings when at CNN. Do you know what that means? It means, and he has said this himself, that if Fox wants those high ratings, he needs to be allowed the freedom to do his own thing. That was part of their deal.

Furthermore, I am far from a "young naive american" which you seem to enjoy assuming. He is an opinion giver, and his information is right on most of the time. I have a tendency to research

[bsabruzzo]

"NO way is Beck a libertarian"

No, he's a Classical Liberal, much the way the founding fathers were.

"He is a republican lackey just like the rest of the right wing media."

Don't you just love it when the members of your own party attack you and make you look bad? The GOP doesn't, but that's what Beck does.

"He works for Rupert Murdock! "

Actually he works for Mercury Radio Arts and has a contract with NewsCorp/Simon and Schuster/Clear Channel.

[enkelin32]

Rupert Murdoch owns News Corp plus many many other media outlets. Bain Capital management owns Clear channel. Both totally Neo conservative mouthpieces. So are you saying that modern Republicans are actually Classical Liberals Oh ok yeah Right. But at least you agree he is NOT a Libertarian. Libertarians believe in personal freedom not Social Control.

[bsabruzzo]

"Libertarians believe in personal freedom not Social Control"

Beck is closer to a Libertarian, as Classical Liberals are the founding fathers: individualism, community not government.

I'm not a Libertarian either. Can't stand the party system. I belong with the moderates like Benjamin Franklin. But even Franklin worked with Paine (socialist), Hamilton (Federalist or what we call liberals) and Jefferson (Democrat-Rebublican or what we call conservatives) . All of them were Classic Liberals.

[enkelin32]

So what is your point except for blowing your own horn. Many people would disagree with several of your classifications.

[bsabruzzo]

"So what is your point except "

I supposse my point is as most people don't belong to parties they vote for and the political parties are artificiallly put together, saying a person isn't a member of a party is superficial.

[enkelin32]

Where do you get that? I was a precinct and regional delegate in my party at one time. Lots of people are Very involved in their parties and political affiliations. Just how much do you know about party organization? It is just like everything in life, You get from it what you put into it. Maybe that is why you have the opinions you do, get involved in YOUR party organization, or create one of your own, and you may find that there is a lot more to it than you think.

[bsabruzzo]

"get involved in YOUR party organization"

I am involved... in my community and local politics. Can't really get involved in the major national parties, mostly because both have lied to me time and again.

Though I suppose I didn't make myself clear. What I meant was those people who voted Dem, for Obama, were not all Dems. Many independants(no party), Republicans, green and socialist voted Dem because they dislike the other. Same on the Rep side with Libertarian, Constitutionalist, etc.

[enkelin32]

Yes I can agree with that statement about independants etc. Sounds like your issues with party politics is a personal problem you experienced. Ever thought it might have been something YOU did to cause the rejection you referr to?

[bsabruzzo]

"Ever thought it might have been something YOU did to cause the rejection you referr to"

Yes, it might have been.

"No new taxes" and I believed.

"A new way" and I believed.

"The end of big government" and I believed.

"Compassionate conservatism" and I believed.

"Change" and I believed.

But I didn't vote for them.

All I asked if for honesty and following the constitution.

[enkelin32]

LOL Bruzzo. Its politics, all of them, even the fringe candidates lie. It is the nature of the game. Your error was to expect honesty..... from anyone. It is the Nature of humans to be liars and duplicitous. That is why Free Market Friedmanism dosent work and neither does marxism, Both of those systems rely on ethical people and there is NO such thing, especially when money is involved.

[bsabruzzo]

"Both of those systems rely on ethical people"

And a learned and involved population.

"ethical people and there is NO such thing"

Very cynical. I know a few ethical people (we're talking about relativly ethical" and I count myself one of them.

"It is the Nature of humans to be liars and duplicitous"

That's not nature, that's a learned quality.

[enkelin32]

All I can say is you are very optimistic. sheltered, and naive. People's tendenecy to be totally self centered is as old as history as well as their penchant to decieve and scheme when it comes to enriching themselves. You think you know some ethical people, but have they been tested? It is easy to be virtuous when ther eis nothing at stake. Reminds me of a story by Mark Twain, "The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg" very enlightening.

[circlestream]

good comment we should have wrote in paul...

[bsabruzzo]

I see a lot of conservatives who hate the GOP, but vote with them. I see a lot of leftists who hate the Dems, but vote that way. I see people who want to vote for an honest, Classical Liberal like the founding fathers, but are afraid of getting a liar, a socialist, a progressive or just afraid of being called a liberal.

When a non-partisan group of hundreds of thousands spoke out, the news media laughed at them. A man who agrees with Libertarians more than the other parties is denounced

[enkelin32]

Well Bruzzo I voted for Browne in 2000 so yes your comments about party crossing are true.  But truely HOW much do you know about libertariansim? Multi party elections ususally only results in the incumbant winning. Ive seen it happen many many times.

[enkelin32]

Fox was the only network not to even list his name in the debate polls even when he WON the debates according to the internet voting. The other networks included him among the candidates FOX did not. I watched every one of them and conrtibuted to all of Paul's Money bombs. Ron Paul, the actual Libetarian, was dissed by Fox more than any other candidate.

[Shiftfallout]

After reading this its clear you are willing to argue against reason and reality. The newsnetworks, all of them, never though Ron Paul was close to winning. People only care about the winners. Thus, to the networks, the winners were someone completely different. Ron Paul has always had a huge internet following. You would be stupid not to have known that. So its a given that they would think he won over the internet, where his followers are. That doesnt mean he won with the networks though.

[enkelin32]

The debate polls were done ON the internet.

[bsabruzzo]

Been reading your arguments here vs enkelin32...

I don't think people realize history began long before 2000. Beck has been on Radio for 30+ years, at least 5 of which has been political. He has only been on TV for about 3 years.

Anyway, keep up polite debate with facts. it drives these guys crazy when you actually have proof.

[bsabruzzo]

"Beck may claim to be a libertarian "

Actually Beck claimed to be a Liberal, in the 1776 sense of the term. However there are no parties or affiliations that come as close to that as the Libertarians.

[gymer15]

this was funny...but I can't say anything anymore because there are too many ASSHOLES ready to jump all over me and call me a raciest for defending my country and it's traditions.

[PopeKurt]

i really dislike that man, and i was extremely happy when i learned he was no longer on CNN.

[j62584]

glen beck is a fed owned punk.

[bsabruzzo]

"glen beck is a fed owned punk."

You mean as in Federal reserve (which he believes is taking us down an economic hole) or Federal Government (which he has been railing against for 5+ years)?

[lmn8bush]

Yeah , glenn beck and common sense never belong together in a sentence .

[RadarKat73080]

I wasn't aware that Glenn Beck could write.

[AtheistOnTheEdge]

He's one of the Three Conservative Stooges; Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

[discipleofchrist86]

That was pretty funny... not an accurate discription of what was said... It was taken out of context anyway. lol The message of the tour was great!

[kboss2011]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[FresnoTimeLord]

He is as Funny as a Floater in a toilet!

[bushputz]

With embedded corn

[BlueTunisia]

Ok, I love Glenn Beck, but.. That was freaking funny as hell! lol

Give me liberty (freedom from government) or give me death!

[tonmagicwon]

yhea i like ''gwen ''beck too..right

[Magnumanxxl]

I don't watch this asshole. He dosent get not one .000001 rating from me.

He fake,fanatie,insane coward losers who love to make shit up.

[Vinifera7]

Pathetic.

[verdantforce88]

i like glenn beck he makes me laugh everytime i hear him open his mouth.

[JustAManInAMask]

Believe it or not, that was the entire tour in a nutshell.