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  • iiiiii think it is Ronaldo in disguise! yes I think it is Ronaldo in disguise! yes I think it is Ronald! think it is Ronaldo! think it is Ronaldo in disguise.

  • HESKYYYYYYYYYY

  • best part of the video is how patronising the title is

  • trademark heskey

  • "Heskey is so good, he's got the skills to pay the bills."

  • @TheDeadliestMelon you watch ksi

  • Beast

  • beats the best and f**ks the rest

  • if he doesn't know what hes doing, the defender wont either.

  • is that messi?

  • It wasn't Heskey's fault he slipped....the ground was shaking too much from those step-overs.

  • I'M HESKY AND I KNOW IT

  • FAIL

    

  • michael owen LoL'd

  • skills to pay the bills

  • @xxxx444444twss and the damn mortgage

  • Some Tekkers are good...

  • Can't believe he gets paid for this!

  • HESKEY ROFLLLLLLLL

  • Rooney and Ashley Cole will never get that ball when heskeys on the ball

  • Ronaldhino,Ronaldo,Rivaldo,Zid­ane,Messi,none of these guys hold a candle to Sir Emile of Heskey,the finest pure footballing genius the world had ever known,fabulous skill!

  • It was because of the ball.. Not Heskey's fault.

  • Sweaty goals !?

  • Next england winger?

  • Heskey has the skills to PAY THE BILLS!!

  • Here, Heskey demonstrates that he has the pace, he's got the skills to pay the bills, and of course, he can cross.

  • How did he make it to the national squad??

  • KSI?

  • 5 star skill moves bitch

  • Gotta love the cross at the end.

  • he didnt fall over :O

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  • better at skills then cristiano ronaldo

  • What a player... The one that got away.

  • he does it by accident

  • Anyone else see Charlie Adams magnificent penalty?

    Uploaded on my channel and under the top comments section.

  • lolllll

  • LMAO

  • Messi feet.

  • Messi feet.

  • Messi feet.

  • Too quick for the sex offenders list!

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  • I'm 12 and even I can put a ball in the box

    But still Heskeys gonna rape you

  • IT IS DONE!!!!!!

  • loving all the people that take the piss out of him and hes not even as bad as people make out.twats.

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  • press 3 for rape face

  • gotta love his english spirit, he knows he cant do it..yet for Queen and country he thought "Fuck it, let's give it a go!"

  • better than ronaldo

  • Heskey foot report: Right: F**k F**k F**k. Left: Hahahahahahahhahahahah whhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyy! Oh F**k, not again...

  • capello selected this guy instead of walcott. and wilshere. wtf

  • @Samax13 wilshere wasnt even in the arsenal first 11 back then so he's obviously wouldnt have got called up.

  • pure skill I bet messi is scared cause somebody is the new best player in the world

  • Why is this guy still a football player...lol

  • Haha its amazing 2 see dat even the misses of emile heskey videos get lot of likes

  • Guys these Emile Heskey jokes have really gone over the line... unlike his shots

  • @ItzEthanDuh HAH! like what you did there

  • Hesky is the man

  • he's got the pace and can cross

  • Hesky will become the first billion dollar player with mad skills like that.

  • I'm surprised with all the money Man City has they haven't bought Heskey yet. Have they gone mad? Then again, Heskey is probably worth over 500,000,000 mil

  • did anyone else noticed the ball hit the camera?

  • Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar etc...watch and learn of this wizard

  • best player in the world ;p

  • Some Say This Is The Greatest Skill Ever Preformed

  • I didn't know Messi was black....

  • @nickfish93 stupides joke ever,

  • cant. comprehend. the amount of skill; what a beast! :O ;P

  • BITCH IM HESKEY U DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME CAUSE IF U DO UL B MY NEXT ANAL RECIPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE

  • how this gwog ever got close to a premier league team i will never know. if you put him in a league 2 side he would look second rate.

  • All the way hesky

  • IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S THE ONLY ONE PLAYING OUT THERE WITH HEART!! GO ON HESKEY!! WAY TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL!

  • HESKEY TIMMMMMMMME! IM GONNA RAPE YO ASSSSSS MOTHA******

  • 0:27 a miliseceond from the end u see heskeys rapeface for his next anal recipe

  • ballon d'or next winner Emilie Heskey

  • Sign of a boss.

  • Great Vid!! (carefully, he could rape you)

  • OMG HE DID STEPOVERS! QUICK! CALL HIM! I WANT TO LEARN HOW! XD

  • shit happens :P

  • 400,000 views............ you nasty people lol

  • HES-KEY TO YOUR SUCCESS

  • HESKEY IS UNDEFEATABLE

  • My sarcasm radar is going off the scale in the comments...

  • It's stuff like this that makes you wonder why he is so under rated in FIFA

  • perfect defensive clearence by Heskey

  • hahaha how they took him over bent is beyond me

  • he got doze skills to pay the bills...................... no. then you better keep your eyes open at night..............why, simply because its hesky time

  • heskey. he s key to your success

  • shit shit shit player, why do they let this lazy cunt continue. stop joking that he is class, he is FUCKING WANK. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT

  • @weatherallc05 calm down. and be quiet because he could come in any second and he will rape you with no hezitation

  • simply amazing

  • Nothing new about heskey :D

  • fuckin hell, the sarcasm in the comments LOL!

  • FORGET MESSI. HESKEY TIMMEEEEEEE!!!

  • Wow, great cross from Heskey but Rooney had to mess it up :L

  • That wasn't a fail, it was an Elastico-stepover, a brand new skill! Invented by Heskey!

  • LIKE A BOSS.

  • it was the ball that messed up

  • the big thud was the commentator wacking his head off the microphone in disgust

  • he's got the pace.. and can cross!

  • the likes of Messi and Zidane need to watch out, because Heskey is coming for them.

  • 55555+

  • He as got the skilzzzzz to pay the bilzzzzzz

  • @TheDrasteiro21 KSI lol

  • Take a bow!

  • Emile Heskey has revealed that he's been wearing a t-shirt under his top ever since his last goal and will show it off next time he scores.

    It says "Free Nelson Mandela"

  • @KINGIBYM so in 5 years time?

  • @KINGIBYM hahahahaahahahaa

  • showing ronaldo how its done

  • What impressive improvisation he still kept the ball!! Im hence gonna call that skill "The HESKEY"

  • Legend

  • actually if he meant to do it as he did...great skill

    Pure class =]

  • Messi needs to watch out 

  • Useless kitkat chunky

  • It's the sound as it hits the fence that gets me lol

  • and now hell have to bomb back???? haha that commentator is the only douche haha

  • C#*t!!!!

  • 0:18 "ashley coile in the box" sounded like "Heskey time in the box!" :)

  • A true legend.

  • There's only one emile heskey! Well... Andy carroll is on his way to heskey status, as is torres...

  • LOOL! Swear he can even do a stepover properly!

  • it is so fucking hilarious how bad he is !

  • If in doubt put it out

  • Heskey is the white pele.

  • i think you will find the beast was trying to hit the camera behind the goal

  • He has the skills to pay the bills, and can cross!

  • Good Clearence Heskey

  • weird thing is, he accidently made the step overs into a bit of skill that would be shit hot if he meant it. but he never.

  • Too good to be true

  • beautifal the way he makes it look so effortless what a talent!

  • Better than Messi...

  • The english pele in my fucking humble opinion 

  • messi can't do that

  • Emile Heskey has hit out at his critics. ...and missed

  • a living legend!!!

  • I love the commentators reaction. The tone of his voice changes you can tell he's disappointed whilst remembering he can't say what he really thinks of him.

  • Heskey you beast......

  • is it a bird? is it a plane??? no its... HEKSEY!!

  • he thought peter crouch was still playing for england, so he whipped it in high, duh -.-

  • He's so talented, cant believe he didn't score!

  • greatest player of our generation.

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  • If that was Messi or CR7 people would be like 'He's made a great new skill!' BUT HESKEY DOESN'T GET JUSTICE! JUSTICE FOR HESKEY!

  • @robzda1 fuck you I just encounted the same thing before. JUSTICE!

  • I'm actually amazed he didn't fall on his fat arse and injure Rio Ferdinand.

  • HESKEY TIMEEEE!!!!!

  • WHATCHA GONNA DO?

  • it's like a bit of elastico with step over

  • That was going in until the wind changed!

  • ahahahahahhahahah this voice in slow-mo