Steve Ballmer presents the Zunephone

[snuhr]

well he sure did gave right price for Windows

and it still is worth 9$ today

[TheAntiVirus2000]

Omg reversi!

xD

[pabloenis]

this guy belongs into the middle age... selling carpets.... and being assassinated by altaïr...

[MetalGinger]

what was that music at the beginning?

[cat333pokemon]

@MetalGinger Ievan Polkka

[TheDevilsClaw]

The only background you have is Steve Ballmer!

[Coburn4323]

hahahahaa awesome :D:D

[legofan623]

Yes! only 9$! i can get it! (when i go crazy)

[SilentJ717]

Steve Ballmer is awesome

[makemebad351]

the 457 who dislike this video are stupid

this is hilarious

[GR8TM4N]

I wouldn't buy it even if it cost 9 cents.

[iDiggMGL]

what a great vid

[Josh21994]

@mnm121314 I watched that interview also. That intrview changed my whole intire percpective on microsoft and apple.

[mnm121314]

you should waych the interview between gates and jobs. pc still own like 85% of the market. you can hate on balmer because he is an arrogant prick but not on gates. his philantrophy contribution itself can overshadow the $0 jobs contributed to those in need. plus, jobs and gates are friends so enough bs about mac or pc. its up to the individual

[xleo21]

i dont see gates doing as much as jobs , ms didnt bring anything new or even somthing that i enjoy using (apart from the xbox )

[TheWater911]

Agreed. People should also stop listening to adds and be good consumers and to their research. I mean, then MS would really have a monopoly =Þ.

Regardless, Gates was cool. Yeh, some people hate Balmer, but he has his ambitions and methods, there is nothing you can do about it XD.

[TheBigNicko]

I am really laughing my ass off!!! really funny

[CPnieuws]

LMAO!!

[iwantsomthingtoeat]

AND THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATHJRFWAKMWATWMWFS

lol that would be funny if it actually had that shit

[maphis13]

Pwnd... :D Nice video

[MrTech40]

I was sold when the commercial said it comes with a clock.

[CN073]

lol nice. I still hate Iphone tho.

[Fullme666]

Juste nice fake !

Awesome !

[berkinbuoy]

Cool

[zonemad96]

its just $9 lmao

[seinfeldfan7898]

@zonemad96 thats how much its worth

[usamaki10]

but not in Nebraska!

[HACKadri]

lol the ms-dos for a Z-phone lol

[chipyboy10]

lmfao!

hahahahaha

thats halarious

ill take one lmao

[Jeffm312]

Holy shit that is fucking awesome, I want one.

[findturner]

Brilliant satire. Love the ending, absolutely cathartic laughter for me, I've had that very thing happen to me regularly for 20 years of my PC usage.

[jmpalacios]

I know the Steve Ballmer part is from the Windows 1 commercial (I've had my share of laughs off Ballmer!), but what I'm interested in is the name of the song/music before Ballmer starts talking. If I'm not mistaken it was even on an Apple ad, but no idea who performs it. Anyone?

[Oxidus]

I am interested in that first song.

Any news on the name of the song ?

[jmpalacios]

leva's polka or something like that...

[panos1911]

try holly dolly its the same song but different artist!

[panos1911]

Loituma - Levan Polka

[JOHN2585]

@Oxidus , me too

[dstrbd123]

i would SO buy that

[DanTheNextSpielberg]

ballmer is such an idiot

[irvinf12]

atleast the real inventor of the pc is presenting zune phone not bill gates

[FelisCatusLover]

The real inventor of the PC is Steve Jobs, not Steve Ballmer. Big, big difference.

[Rice8Daddy]

That's not true, the real inventor of PC is neither.

[Tokiopopski]

Steve Jobs is Apple, silly

[FelisCatusLover]

I know that, but PC is personal computer, Steve Jobs invented the first personal computers, the Apple 1 (first personal computer with no GUI) and the Macintosh (first personal computer with a GUI).

[ZebaSzp]

Nope, the first GUI PC was from Xerox. So please, Apple fan-boys, don't go around complaining when MS copies something, you did too. And your OS is just Linux with a few improvements. Linux is free, why would you pay >$1000 for a Mac when you can get Linux on ANY PC at no cost (except for the hardware, of course)?

[iHateDlls]

0:13 AHAHHAHAHAHHA

The MS-DOS executive on my phone! Wooow!

Loved the win 3.x clock too XD

[RezetRoy]

hahaha =)

[ChocolateLive]

Yay for time wasting commenters! :D

[ruimpinho]

lol

[strongmad86]

steve ballmer is one of the biggest retards ever

[fupa16]

if he's a retard, and CEO multimillionaire of one of the top 5 largest corporations in the world, and you're some scummy unemployed youtube commenter, what does that make you?

[strongmad86]

who says i'm unemployed? he doesn't know what hes talking about obviously because the iphone is the top phone, its the best on the market and way more successful, hes a man in denial. as for you, your logic must be flawed. you've committed a hypocrisy by using the term "scummy youtube commenter" because your replying in form of comment. so what does this all make you? what does apples success with the iphone make windows mobile phone? think before you post.

[fupa16]

you can call me hypocrite if you want, but in truth i never denied the fact that i was a scummy youtube commenter, i only observed the fact you yourself were one. furthermore, employed or not, you are nowhere near the level of success ballmer has achieved, yet you've clarified for the rest of us that HE is a retard, so again i ask, what does that make you? a subhuman proto-intelligent life-form? or just some wise ass who harbors resentment towards those with genuine accomplishment in their lives

[strongmad86]

Well you see here funny thing about the american society is you can be a complete retard and have success. like steve Ballmer who is only CEO because he was bill gates friends growing up. further more you're making the assumption of what my life is like, for all i know you are steve ballmer and for all you know i could be more successful then him, or i could be a stupid. i showed no form of resentment towards his success what so ever, only saying he was a retard because thats what he is.

[OwnageChicken]

I second you.

[ExBenzi2]

@strongmad86

I preferred Bill Gates a thousand time ;).

[MasterOfTheXP]

0:30

That's Reversi on Windows Mobile, Microsoft's REAL phone.

:)

But it's Windows Mobile 2000, the oldest version.

[Matiek1]

no minesweaper?

[clarkkov]

phew, another Apple hugger video...get a life

[HJubb]

what about spider solitaire? can i play that?

[callmepwn]

Can it CALL people?

[mrfourtysevenman]

loituma

[MrMacFreek]

What about Minesweeper?

[mzdhr]

9 $

hahahahahahhaha

while he saying "Microsoft" he get freeze like the windows system LOL

LOL

LOL

[valann62]

lo XD

[GTAIVman]

9 bucks lol

[TheArkBoy]

lmfao the ending is funny.

its from microsof*computer crashes and makes that gay noise*

lol microsoft fail

[S0l1x]

lmao

[RBCification]

Dang... I need reversi...

[mattsprinter]

This was from a 1986 commercial when Ballmer was introducing windows 1.x. At the end of this video, he said "it's from microsoft!" in my opinion. Because that's who made the ZUNE mp3 player.

[ChristianLinnell]

... also, the sky is blue.

[1Failboat1]

The 90's called, they want their joke back.

[jerzzp]

Irony.

[RandomFacts1234]

they also want their comeback

[1Failboat1]

How could a retort about the 90's have been around in the 90's?

[johnmalenko]

great thing just great i hope they gona sell that not existing thing

[IMPMAC]

$9? Great idea to monopoly again!

[nationalsroc]

i wouldnt pay 9 dollars for that

[argent2020]

Hey!, that's the one I have, the very same thing & I like it.

Yesterday I received my shipment from overstock (about $20.00) & I can use TV out, the wrist case & the folding speakers.

When the new one comes out, I'm going to buy it & give the 30 GB to my Wife.

[GervilEtnad]

pause at 0:14 wtf where is the 7?

[ltowndj19]

haa haa haaa fail ^^

[ToonyBoy20007]

There are to 9s! :)

[cubby1996]

There's already Windows Mobile, there will never be a zune phone

[aznswordsman]

Omg.... I get even more frustrated every time I read another Mac vs PC comment!!! It's freakin' annoying! Just stop it! Nobody wants to see these Mac vs PC comments(at least the majority don't want to)!

[Nodle66]

Apple,Eat your heart out :)

[JimmDaBimm]

lame

[madmax10101]

Mac's = sux

[soadruleztheworld]

genius ballmer genius. ( bucks for a piece of shit the iPhone ripoff known as the A88 is better than that

[CanIHazPwnage]

probably no phone in it lol

[funkmasterflip]

Thumb me down, Mactards. Good luck with your overpriced tic tacs.

[MemorywipeProduction]

That's the best thing I ever heard in ages =)

[BF2OMG]

I love you for saying that.

[Carloz800]

good luck with the adamo, overpriced laptop

[funkmasterflip]

Good luck with your overpriced heaters.

[Carloz800]

what my ps3?

[Carloz800]

often my dual 24" monitors makes my room get really warm, or i just pull off the side panel off my desktop pc and let all the heat out

[funkmasterflip]

Are you making fun of the PC or what?

[Carloz800]

neither? im not a fanboy, i dont even know what "overpriced heater" your talking about (my space heater is 44 bucks)

[funkmasterflip]

Suuuure, why not say that your macbook is a heater?

[Carloz800]

it barely gets warm

[funkmasterflip]

Suuuuure, you keep telling that to yourself.

[Carloz800]

lol dont be jelous because u never used one

[funkmasterflip]

You sure I never used one? Or you like to assume too much?

[Carloz800]

your saying my macbook is a heater, because it probally packs alot of power?

[funkmasterflip]

Yeah, and it packs a lot of heat. That's what.

[Carloz800]

stop talking about macbooks even if you dont even own a single notebook, i bet your pc warms up ur room nice

[funkmasterflip]

hah, not even. Like I said, enjoy your overpriced heat pad.

[Carloz800]

wow like your 1,150.00 outdated pc?

[funkmasterflip]

Yours is more outdated than mine. Don't bullshit me.

[Carloz800]

how can mines be outdated if im using 6GB of ddr3 ram and mac os x leopard/windows 7 64-bit and you are using 2gb of ddr2 and a outdated 32-bit os that doesnt go well with a quad core cpu lol my pc specs are even better

[funkmasterflip]

PFFT, like your pc specs are better. Even i'm running 2GB DDR2 that doesn't mean is not as fast as DDR3. Even an alienware laptops has core 2 extreme, so really who's outdated.  XP is much stable as it is and not bad for the 32-bit OS. Who says XP doesn't go well with quad core? You? Don't make me laugh. Please, yours is already an outdated intergrated GPU.

[Carloz800]

my GPU is the 9400M and its not outdate, i still see cheap ass pcs using intergrated cards, plus a 2.93GHz macbook pro runs as fast as a intel core 2 extreme(still lol @ using a 32-bit outdated os on a quad core CPU)

[funkmasterflip]

Hah, you think your MBP runs faster than the core 2 extreme? Don't bullshit me. Core 2 extreme is much faster than the Other core 2 duos. What I laugh about yours is you're using 9400M, while the other laptops using 9800M. Shit, Even my old 8500GT is better than that. Don't try to make me laugh. A lot of people is still using XP.

[Carloz800]

LOOL atleast all apple computers are not usin shitty intergrated cards now, plus there isnt a big difference on a 9600M and a 9800M, and you cant compare a desktop card vs a laptop card SMARTASS

[funkmasterflip]

Uhhh, alienware and Gateway has also have Dedicated GPU in the laptop. Yes, there's a big difference between 9600M and 9800M. 9600M has 32 processing cores, while the 9800M has 64-112 processing cores. No big difference huh? Laugh out loud yourself, its shitty compare to the other laptops. So really, who's being a smartass now.

[Carloz800]

still looks the same, many people would rather carry a 9600M GT MBP that is .95" thin a 6lbs light than a brick alienware that has a 9800M and is 2" thick and 10lbs plus the alienware has a 3 star rating( from best buy) and to let you know, the best laptop right now is the macbook (top ten at best buy)

[funkmasterflip]

PFFT, yeah right. Tell that to yourself. I would rather have a big laptop than a thin MBP that causes a lot of heat even with that aluminum casing. Funny thing is, there's no alienware in bestbuy. Just to let you know, the macbook is not the best laptop. HP is Again another bullshit. GPU looks the same to you, but it isn't.

[Carloz800]

woops i ment that the alienware had a 3 star rating from Cnet, and dont lie because every mac laptop is top rated and its leading so dont start bull shitting me

[funkmasterflip]

Whoops, you said Cnet rated 3 stars? Cnet rated 4 stars. Ouch! And no, every mac laptop is not top rated. Please, you're the one who's bullshitting too much.

[Carloz800]

Cnet rating 4

average user raing: 2 1/2

and yes, every mac laptop is top rated, you want me to make a video to show u me going to the best buy website and showing u that mac laptops are the most top rated?

[funkmasterflip]

Prove it! I'll bet you, the mac laptops weren't near as top rated as the HP on bestbuy website. Lets see who's really right. You said its Cnet rating, you never said average user rating. Wow.

[Carloz800]

done!! make sure u click on HD

[Nodle66]

fuk,shit,fuk,shit

stop posting things to long to be read,and too long to be answered by some1 with a life

say something like MAC SUX

[yeheyz]

WTF MAN?! Zune ftw. APPLE SUCKS. This look: [ ] ( o )

Yes it's an iPod. It's not just sexy anymore. Zune is cooler and sexier.

[GeForce47]

Apple rocks Zunes's ass

[LordBelial2008]

Looooool that's pretty fuckin funny man!!! fuck zune XD

[jtoznel]

haha.. wow.. if they auctually did this.. it would suck!! and they would yet again copy apple

[Gradet]

But where does apple get its ideas? Oh yeah Google. Where do they get thier advancements.. Intel. Microsoft is Microsoft.. Cant Forget that Google, Apple, and Intel are the same company now. They got an empire.

[jtoznel]

Intel isn't joined with apple. They're an individual company. Apple just uses their processors. They changed over to intel processors a few years ago, they used to use a completely different brand. I'm not sure who owns google, be fun to look up... Microsoft started the home based computers, which is amazing, but now, i personally think that apple has better, more reliable computers.

[pen1232]

are you kidding me!?google stands alone, its really obivious, they have created, so many products that are used incredible amounts, someone trys to buy them they'll laugh and take over their company

[jtoznel]

Google gets their money from advertisements. Since they own Youtube, they get money from the ads people put on there. Then they spend that money to pay their workers and to invest in new products. Apple however gets their money from their products.

[BPatches701]

LOL. Knowing MS's joke of products and how crap they are this wouldn't surprise me. Everything MS releases is complete junk. People will eventually learn after Windows 7 (Even MS said they are basing it off of Vista which was probably the most short-lived fail of an OS ever) So they are digging their own grave once people wise up and dump their junk and go mac/linux.

[UNKL360]

Yep i have vista and it´s really pissing me off . My next system is a mac . for sure

[pigballs911]

mac is the biggest piece of shit ever, vista looks nice but not powerful, XP ftw, XP+vistas theme is good, mac is shit, period.

[WagonHAT]

shit?

reasoning?

[baptistepcarrara]

go apple for life

[Stealthsuit07]

Get service pack 1, if you think that is bad, I don't know what's wrong with you.

[funkmasterflip]

Everything that Apple releases is a complete junk with with white paint on it.

[kenllll]

rofl apple is way better than microsoft... even tho i am a microsoft user apple is the way to go

[funkmasterflip]

Ummmm, nope. Its crappy, even the software. Too freaking easy to use. The hardware components are old and overpriced computers. And the new iPod shuffle is bs with their chip that they can only use a 30 dollar apple headset. I woudn't even go there if I were you.

[rockstarrv]

funkmasterflip: "Too freaking easy to use"

I thought computers were made to make life more comfortable, now, you want the iPod to be harder to use

[funkmasterflip]

Oh don't even start with that shit to me. Apple computers are easy to use and too overpriced that is not even a new components. Like I said, even the iPod shuffle, you can't use your own freaking earphones. Is that make your life more comfortable to you? Yeah I thought so.

[martinryan8484]

Wow this is funny funkmasterflip, you are pissed off and talking shit, but u dont know how to type a fucking sentence hahahaha

[funkmasterflip]

So, you want to start some shit with me huh? This is how you spell "don't" and "you." Not "u" and "dont."

[WishICouldBeTechDawg]

not even new components?

you retard! in the 1980's, bill gates PRAISED macintosh. macintosh REVOLUTIONIZED the computer market, by introducing agraphical interface, adding a mouse, and making a computer for 'average people'.

if they didn't do that, we'd be stuck with some fucking green typing on a black screen, no mouse, no keyboard, no youtube, in fact, you probably would never touch a computer because it was too complicated! suck my balls!

[funkmasterflip]

You're more than an idiot, bill gates didn't made the computer components. IBM made the first computer. And bill gates never praised machintosh. You know why is too easy to use? Human error proof, that's what it is. Under priced POS? Don't think so moron. Yours are overpriced old components so don't bullshit me with that. Macs never been better than pc, you're just blinded and can't stand the fact. Good luck with your overpriced George foreman grill that you call a Mac.

[TheGarciaComedy]

so i see your Jewish or just greedy with your money

[funkmasterflip]

Or the fact you think mac computers are different than pc but macs are too expensive. If you don't know what's up, I suggest you keep quiet.

[TheGarciaComedy]

in this economy people are trying to make it worse by saying only buy cheap things. in the great depression Capitalism lead us out of the bad economy and it can take us out now. instead of buy cheap computer buy good quality computers to help the business and the stocks

[funkmasterflip]

Don't matter if its cheap. Take care of the computer and it'll be fine. Even IBM computers are good quality computers to use for any type of business.

[trigger5012]

actually gates had immense praise for macs, there are video on here of him doing it

[funkmasterflip]

Not anymore.

[trigger5012]

thats cos jealousy got the better of him so now he just shuts up

[funkmasterflip]

Jealousy of what? The marketshare?

[trigger5012]

jealous because apple have innovation and bring out new products which are market leaders, much like the ZUNE, note, that was sarcasm

[funkmasterflip]

New products on macs? They have like an old components. New products my ass.

[trigger5012]

you have no idea what your talking about

[funkmasterflip]

Actually, you're the one has no idea what you're talking about.

[trigger5012]

great comback

[SKeeetcher]

I have no idea what i'm talking aboit.

[chickensrul]

funkmasterflip, do us all a favor, and stop commenting on this video! i swear you have nearly 50 comments and each one makes you sound more and more pathetic!! Face it. Macs are just better than PCs, as proven by the epic fail known as Vista! Have a nice life dealing with that piece of crap you call a computer! : )

[funkmasterflip]

PFFT, you're more of a bullshit than the other guy. Do me a favor and shut your ass up. Macs are never been better than PC's. Its funny that you think your more of a pathetic person that doesn't know shit about computers. Have fun dealing with the overpriced microwave you call it an awesome mac.

[luemas666]

Lol mac's arnt microwaves till you download the application from itunes.

[funkmasterflip]

Oh yes they are actually.

[WishICouldBeTechDawg]

macs HAVE been better then PC's and you know it.

have fun dealing with the under-priced piece-of-shit heater that you call an awesome PC.

[luemas666]

That's why PC users are still using XP pro

[SuckerFree604]

all right funkmasterflip... u tell me this... have u ever had a virus...? if u responded yes... well already mac is better... if u responded no... tell me what firewall ur using and il send u one that does work... now if ur a gamer and ur not broke... mac is still better its called softwindows... i can run ur pathetic lil OS on my dual processor g5 mac just as fast as u can open word... so unless ur a broke ass student who just needs to write things down... mac owns and hard too...

[FishnChips65]

We all know that beep boop went to citrus man!

[sksarthak]

see the thing is

no matter how good cars hyundai make

it will never be as good as Honda

no matter how good Pepsi is

it will never replace Coke

and no matter what they do with Mac

it will never be popular and nice like MS PC

[WishICouldBeTechDawg]

you're the biggest fucking idiot i've ever heard..

nearly contradicting yourself when saying 'too easy to use'?

how can that be a bad thing? nothing can be too easy to use, in fact, it appeals to a vast majority of consumers, which, don't want to fix their fucking BSOD once a day.

[TwoUpWeb]

Not. Amusing.

[vinizan]

awesome! :)

[PTSHP01]

funny shit

[supdawg444]

Psh, for 9 bucks I'd buy it.

Handheld MS Paint FTW!

[remix91742]

word. =]

[simkinggold101]

nah he ment 9 cents :P

[serbwithblade]

What song is that in the beginning???

[emilioodc]

they probably sell it at Spencer's or the dollar store as a gag for $1 dollar

[trobeed]

I wouldn't even pay $9 for it

[bbaconb3]

I'd buy it for 9 bucks