?_? whats going on? why on the most interesting part of the game my screen becomes black (i think developers should play "mass effect" to understand how to make "bed scenes")... 1st fable was much more interesting... this game dissapointed me... it's all about nothing... 5 years pass and i don't see much differences
Oh I would laugh so much if during the wedding in the speeches he's all like ''from the moment I saw that armor, I mean face! I knew I had to have it, I mean her!'' All this for a discount on the armour. Lol you sly dog you xS
walter: theres a revolution to start and you have to lead it. hero: yes i understand i will do everything to bring down my brother and i will not let anything distract me... 9 months later hero: oh right crap i forgot about the revolution. better get back to it.
jk
KyleExile5 2 months ago
ummmm i dnt think i should play this around my parents ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
KyleExile5 2 months ago
All that in 24 HOURS! now that is a player MOVE!
LightDark105 3 months ago in playlist h
hehehehehehe nice one
TheGman10912 3 months ago
You stole from your wife? Seems like a normal marriage.
Pudding406 5 months ago 3
Family of freaks... also i hate how your character looks.
An00bIS22 5 months ago
can you by it on ps3 ?
shitlinski 5 months ago
@shitlinski unfortunately no... just get it to pc if ur pc can handle it
0megaFin 5 months ago
?_? whats going on? why on the most interesting part of the game my screen becomes black (i think developers should play "mass effect" to understand how to make "bed scenes")... 1st fable was much more interesting... this game dissapointed me... it's all about nothing... 5 years pass and i don't see much differences
L0C0Venado 6 months ago
think the baby came out white he was with some else that night
popmeman2 7 months ago
Wife: oh Hey
Hero: GET IN THE KITCHIN
RoboticChill28 7 months ago
WHO HAS SEX WITH THE DOOR OPEN?!?!
tax guy: hey, time do pay your ta- HOLY CRAP!
linkyblack 8 months ago 9
WOW WORLD RECORD FASTEST BABY MADE.0_0
Jon710169 8 months ago 7
the dog slept outside :(
coolman717 8 months ago
Alright it's settled, you had a velociraptor for a child after one date, marriage, and some unprotected sex... you sure get around, don't you?
ggSkorrn 8 months ago
wow... that was quick 0_0
linkyblack 9 months ago
i wouldve married her had sex with her had a child then
take of the safety kill them both sell the house and continue the story mode , just to see what comments i'de get from my viewers :)
runebladez999 9 months ago 4
@runebladez999 wow that is a great idea
TheThornclay 8 months ago
"I feel like I've known you all my life!" what they blocked out? "Even if it was only 20 minutes ago..."
GamesSpartan 9 months ago
Oh I would laugh so much if during the wedding in the speeches he's all like ''from the moment I saw that armor, I mean face! I knew I had to have it, I mean her!'' All this for a discount on the armour. Lol you sly dog you xS
KidAce10 10 months ago
oh em gee, the baby's gonna look like marble cake!
killamaster0 10 months ago
nice sex music... o.O
TheYankeesrock22 10 months ago
I remember when I was twelve and had to name everything after dinosaurs -___-
TwittSoup 10 months ago
it might be cruel but that baby reminded me of a foot ball lol
cats4456 10 months ago
"your mother!"
556rockstar 10 months ago
damn ... if everyone could do that all in one day xD
madkiller566 11 months ago
Wow... that sex scene music... Yeah... definitely no bow-chicka-bow-wow...
kuljeskelija 11 months ago
"Lets hold hand"
hero: "bitches dont know bout my intensions"
mallan88 11 months ago
What's wrong with this guy that he has to name everything after dinosaurs?
ExodusExplicit 11 months ago 3
can you name the kid?
2000platonew 1 year ago
@2000platonew he did
overheersbeest 1 year ago
haha stupid that was so fast
skateordie55177 1 year ago
Holy crap...this entire walkthrough was uploaded on the same day?
...that would explain the lack of compliance with public demand...
GalacticKnight 1 year ago
haha love the Gnomes xD
MrEditTheAdMan 1 year ago
"shit I forgot my condom"
megalithking 1 year ago
"Mom..... dad..... I'm adopted."
"My mother died before I was born"
the second one sadly could happen
TheLeachlol 1 year ago
lol you stole from your wifes store haha
WHATISSPAGHEHTI 1 year ago
1:50 lol
cancancanner 1 year ago
after u had a kid devorce
sexbox3sexy 1 year ago
@sexbox3sexy Thats what Superman did in Family guy. Well minus the marriage part.
tmobile2120 1 year ago
yu can choose between protected and unprotected sex lol
jdeanzy 1 year ago
you work fast!
Black2Raven 1 year ago
The baby looks like a spliff. Don't get drunk and light his head on fire by accident! :-(
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
Whoa the kid looks like an alien...
well i guess all babies look a bit wierd at birth
NillyMu31313 1 year ago
no he looks like matt lucas
TheLeachlol 1 year ago
jajaja velocikid that was a good one jajaja
ELPABLODEOBLATOS 1 year ago
jajaj just listen to the orgasms jajaj great thing huh? jajaja
ELPABLODEOBLATOS 1 year ago
aint that a little too fast? a first dade,marriage,sex and a child in one day???? THATS IMPOSSIBLE
TheShadow960 1 year ago 3
the moment after sex they had a baby straight away... so that why they called it herpes!!!
matthew22331 1 year ago
that kid is got to be the kid that was born most to early in the world lol
thomassauce2 1 year ago
Huh...garden gnomes are pure evil. Can't say I'm surprised.
lovecraftslovechild 1 year ago
Gnome: YOUR MOTHER!
monnefreke 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
It looks like the baby as a disaese or is a gay mexican!
dragonmaster847 1 year ago
It look like the baby as a disaese or is a gay mexican!
dragonmaster847 1 year ago
its a baby boy mutant, half black, half white (not trying to be racist) just came to mind
98assassinscreed 1 year ago
All this for a discount on the armor suit?
iListenToMusicx3 1 year ago 55
@iListenToMusicx3 Yeah....like a boss:))
OverdoseLord 7 months ago
@iListenToMusicx3 HELL YE
DJTerrorest 5 months ago
LMAO.
TwiIightShadows 1 year ago
damn not even 9 ,months
fftt1 1 year ago 2
thats one ugly ass kid
MegaUraniumMan 1 year ago
Aight - Went on a date, Proposed, had sex, and had a kid in one day, nice.
xMasSaCreDx 1 year ago 88
@xMasSaCreDx best comment ive seen all day
MegaUraniumMan 1 year ago
@xMasSaCreDx
all a days work for a hero, duh
commenphobia 1 year ago
@xMasSaCreDx Thats another record there for the guniness book of world records there.
tmobile2120 1 year ago
@xMasSaCreDx Please!! i can do all that 10 fold in two hours!! :)
SLYKINGACE 7 months ago
@xMasSaCreDx well you can check that off the list
tornader 7 months ago
@xMasSaCreDx thats what i call pro
lotsodakka 5 months ago
sooo what number is the walkthrough where you get back to the plot.
Idancechris 1 year ago
@Idancechris the one where we cant make jokes
MegaUraniumMan 1 year ago
Reminds me of the sims a lot...
FinalFrontgod 1 year ago
that poor bed! LOL
SuperWizardMaster 1 year ago
are you ok.. u seem disorientated x/
luqejorge 1 year ago
3:20 demon baby and epik name for it xD
j123yay88 1 year ago
theres a gnome in the same place a fable2 that i can't still can't find
codhappyproductions 1 year ago
wait till she realises hes only 10
codhappyproductions 1 year ago
fucked a black chick
swollenblunts 1 year ago
OH YEAH UNPROTECTED SEX FTW!!
thebigman4444 1 year ago
stupid question guys, if i use a different user on my xbox will i still be able to use my dlc? reason im asking is i forgot my password aaaarrgghhhh
DRAGONLEE08 1 year ago
your mother!
DaMnTheSkY 1 year ago
wtf is wrong with that gnome? "i like crushing little puppies."
The799Am 1 year ago
holy crap!! ur wife sprout a new baby after only 1 night? a mutant wife perhaps? n no offense,but ur baby is kinda ugly. lol
amazo88 1 year ago
What the hell is this guy's obsession with dinosaur names? He names his dog "Raptor" and his kid "Velocikid"??
LeeSoccerKicks 1 year ago
You're expecting your kid to run fast?
matwang1 1 year ago
Wow. An entire 9 month experience portrayed in less than a minute. Albion is really strange.
matwang1 1 year ago
dude you STEAL from you wifes shop?!
daAANG.
how low can you go?
684omega 1 year ago
@684omega well,technically u cant call taking stuffs from ur wifes shop stealing....
amazo88 1 year ago
1:53- awww they censored the most important part how adults "interact" in bed.
684omega 1 year ago
i find it funny how they get off on kissing each other xDD
TheFutureProgrammer 1 year ago
poor little named velokid?
sniperpungul1223 1 year ago
EPIC BOW-CHICA-BOW-WOW
TheNexabalus 1 year ago
3:15 MUTANT BABY AHHHH RUUUNNNNNN ROTFL =))
Zenuen 1 year ago
hey where do you get condoms here?
esdorin 1 year ago
@esdorin at any general goods store.
molpr 1 year ago
OMG mutant girl!
esdorin 1 year ago
Unprotected Sex with a stranger during "middle age"?!? NOOOOOO
guzbarbosa 1 year ago
A baby after 37 seconds of sex?
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.
XVLight 1 year ago 5
oh Geez if that's how it works in real life that is some scary shit lol XDD be a daddy as soon as you just had sex with your partner? -.- damn LOL
UtotBoomTae 1 year ago
I feel like I'm watching THE SIMS WALKTHROUGH !!! damn!
alec00618 1 year ago
jesus christ, why did you get married so soon???
NightmareWitchCarol 1 year ago
lol thats hilarious @pokemonrocks08
Dredndeath 1 year ago
This character is officially awful... js
sudz94 1 year ago
For a moment there I thought you were going to change your cloths
StatokeWrestlingPage 1 year ago
umm wow in like 10 min you got a gf, got married, had sex,got prego,and had a kid
gothicspiderman 1 year ago 2
holy freaking shit that is the ugliest baby ever!!!!!!!!!!
colonialmarineavp 1 year ago 3
did anyone else notice but now the gnomes are now the gargoyles
artist1million 1 year ago
@artist1million Yup e.e those evil bastards
TheFlamer227 1 year ago
cmon your wife is the owner of a shop with a kick ass warrior armour cmon buy that leave the houses please please
TheNiech 1 year ago
Holy fuck look at that nose, did the baby glitch?
mast3rmgl 1 year ago 2
shouldn't the kid be black?
duckslapper12 1 year ago
@duckslapper12 /facepalm
Tetzukai 1 year ago
you need: new hair, new clothes, get rid of tattoos, lose pedo beard. plzkthxbai.
ThatDylan 1 year ago
walter: theres a revolution to start and you have to lead it. hero: yes i understand i will do everything to bring down my brother and i will not let anything distract me... 9 months later hero: oh right crap i forgot about the revolution. better get back to it.
pokemonrocks08 1 year ago 3
so that's how it happens
iPissPink 1 year ago
awwwwwww look at little barack
Joshuz1000 1 year ago
they had Obama!!! nah jk
jokerCraz3d 1 year ago 2
@jokerCraz3d nice one man lol
stslayer1 1 year ago
1:50 ...o.O...
TheEvilFishAssassin 1 year ago
jajajajajaja velocikid
isaak170 1 year ago
how Barrack Obama was born
jamestown111 1 year ago 46
@jamestown111 That rasicts dude it is
22hunterkiller 11 months ago
@22hunterkiller How is that racist?
KEYSERH0RZE 11 months ago
@jamestown111
actually his white mother went to africa and fcked a n1gger....
MrR4VaG3 10 months ago
ya i no
ninetailedichigo 1 year ago
whoaaaaaaaaaaa amazing sperm.
dannya1209 1 year ago
In Be4ore
L33t speek :P
Lethn 1 year ago
Thumbs up for blacked out scenes are way better now than fable 2
TomestoneProductions 1 year ago 5
safe sex is great sex , better wear a late text cause you dont want that late text ; that iThink im late text
DavonV23 1 year ago
gnomes = fable 3 version of gargoyle but is it just me or is the thing beside brian is a gargoyle from fable 2
Fearoq 1 year ago
rofl wtf? Did I hear spanking noises in that sex scene?! lmao! :P
inb4 Fox news bash Fable 3 for sexual content.
Lethn 1 year ago
@Lethn meaning of inb4 ?
Jardisk8r 1 year ago
quick birth? or quickest ever?
MrNosidda 1 year ago
13:41 that is one messed up gnome
Pico2571 1 year ago
8:00 lol that gnome's my favorite XD
Pico2571 1 year ago
velocokid?geez give him/her a toy gun cause that'll be the only way to keep hte kids from bullying him/her XD
Pico2571 1 year ago
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Pico2571 1 year ago
u shoulda taken all the warrior clothes and wore them. that way ud look pimp instead of like a butt pirate
beastmode4607 1 year ago 3
@beastmode4607
that's wha I said!
Pico2571 1 year ago
ITS vanilla flavored!!! yay
TheUndeadchimp 1 year ago
"I like to think about PUPPEHS! About slowleh, slowleh.. crushing them!"
Arxsa 1 year ago
dude...no offense but, that is THE UGLIEST BABY I have ever seen
fsffsa5325324 1 year ago 3
i wonder if a monkey is playing
Shadowkilla249 1 year ago
the loading screen music reminds me of divinity 2 0.o
Masterroamy 1 year ago
better than cheese?!? he will die for saying that lol i love cheese :p
Masterroamy 1 year ago
@Masterroamy O really well riddle me this im tangy tasty and sometimes stringy what cheese am i
AVIONN2 1 year ago
look its baby kyle gass!
supernuetralhero 1 year ago
O_o
supernuetralhero 1 year ago
hows babby formed?
pocketboy7 1 year ago
Ahaha, wtf?! That's hilarious XDD
Arxsa 1 year ago
O.O WTF!!!!!
bwsofly 1 year ago
It's amazing how you can go from single to parent in literally one day in this game.
funnystufff34 1 year ago 2
World's fastest pregnancy
chiffmonkey 1 year ago
i think i threw up in my mouth
icaroraw 1 year ago
i wonder if she uses a chasity belt
XxGameadickxX 1 year ago
wouldnt the babt be mixed?
dannyboy1594 1 year ago
I... wow. What? I mean... what the fuck.
FluffyToastJ 1 year ago
i guess gnomes are the new gargoyals
MrDoodOld22 1 year ago
@MrDoodOld22 yea, they got to die
jakisz 1 year ago
I'm gonna call my baby Optimus Prime II.
cheezkillah1 1 year ago 29
@cheezkillah1 let me guess dane cook fan?
gotbannedbefore 1 year ago
@gotbannedbefore who's dane cook?
cheezkillah1 1 year ago
@cheezkillah1 too late name taken.
codhappyproductions 1 year ago
Thats fucking funny
jorden452 1 year ago 2
07:07 how can he not notice the gnome on the wall???
thomas40444 1 year ago
Babies are born instantly still? I wish it took a while 1st...
brendanjames1995 1 year ago
me....i would have stole the whole armor murdered all the guards killed all the citizens and leave all the lil kids orphans cuz u cnt kill them
swabss 1 year ago 3
@swabss evil but i would too
jorden452 1 year ago
Ha ha ha, you married the woman to get that expensive suit but in the end you still have to buy it. Surely your wife is not stupid.
aclock2 1 year ago 3
cons on the fable baby
austinduschell 1 year ago
Holy Shit! that babies Gross
will300071 1 year ago 3
@will300071 Hey, it was inter-racial, what are you gonna do? XD
ArgumentEnder 1 year ago
I think I've found an appropriate name for my first born child...
IrishTank09 1 year ago
The next generation of Hero is the Hero's son/daughter. lol
HyperShadow810 1 year ago
PRESS A TO SEX
Trollfagget 1 year ago 4
you certanly havent played Fable 2
ImmortalMecanism 1 year ago
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avatarcody1 1 year ago