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  • jk

  • ummmm i dnt think i should play this around my parents ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • All that in 24 HOURS! now that is a player MOVE!

  • hehehehehehe  nice one

  • You stole from your wife? Seems like a normal marriage.

  • Family of freaks... also i hate how your character looks.

  • can you by it on ps3 ?

  • @shitlinski unfortunately no... just get it to pc if ur pc can handle it

  • ?_? whats going on? why on the most interesting part of the game my screen becomes black (i think developers should play "mass effect" to understand how to make "bed scenes")... 1st fable was much more interesting... this game dissapointed me... it's all about nothing... 5 years pass and i don't see much differences

  • think the baby came out white he was with some else that night

  • Wife: oh Hey

    Hero: GET IN THE KITCHIN

  • WHO HAS SEX WITH THE DOOR OPEN?!?!

    tax guy: hey, time do pay your ta- HOLY CRAP!

  • WOW WORLD RECORD FASTEST BABY MADE.0_0

  • the dog slept outside :(

    

  • Alright it's settled, you had a velociraptor  for a child after one date, marriage, and some unprotected sex... you sure get around, don't you?

  • wow... that was quick 0_0

  • i wouldve married her had sex with her had a child then

    take of the safety kill them both sell the house and continue the story mode , just to see what comments i'de get from my viewers :)

  • @runebladez999 wow that is a great idea

  • "I feel like I've known you all my life!" what they blocked out? "Even if it was only 20 minutes ago..."

  • Oh I would laugh so much if during the wedding in the speeches he's all like ''from the moment I saw that armor, I mean face! I knew I had to have it, I mean her!'' All this for a discount on the armour. Lol you sly dog you xS

  • oh em gee, the baby's gonna look like marble cake!

  • nice sex music... o.O

  • I remember when I was twelve and had to name everything after dinosaurs -___-

  • it might be cruel but that baby reminded me of a foot ball lol 

  • "your mother!"

  • damn ... if everyone could do that all in one day xD

  • Wow... that sex scene music... Yeah... definitely no bow-chicka-bow-wow...

  • "Lets hold hand"

    hero: "bitches dont know bout my intensions"

  • What's wrong with this guy that he has to name everything after dinosaurs?

  • can you name the kid?

  • @2000platonew he did

  • haha stupid that was so fast

  • Holy crap...this entire walkthrough was uploaded on the same day?

    ...that would explain the lack of compliance with public demand...

  • haha love the Gnomes xD

  • "shit I forgot my condom"

  • "Mom..... dad..... I'm adopted."

    "My mother died before I was born"

    the second one sadly could happen

  • lol you stole from your wifes store haha

  • 1:50 lol

  • after u had a kid devorce

  • @sexbox3sexy Thats what Superman did in Family guy. Well minus the marriage part.

  • yu can choose between protected and unprotected sex lol

  • you work fast!

  • The baby looks like a spliff. Don't get drunk and light his head on fire by accident! :-(

  • Whoa the kid looks like an alien...

    well i guess all babies look a bit wierd at birth

  • no he looks like matt lucas

  • jajaja velocikid that was a good one jajaja

  • jajaj just listen to the orgasms jajaj great thing huh? jajaja

  • aint that a little too fast? a first dade,marriage,sex and a child in one day???? THATS IMPOSSIBLE

  • the moment after sex they had a baby straight away... so that why they called it herpes!!!

  • that kid is got to be the kid that was born most to early in the world lol

  • Huh...garden gnomes are pure evil. Can't say I'm surprised.

  • Gnome: YOUR MOTHER!

  • It look like the baby as a disaese or is a gay mexican!

  • its a baby boy mutant, half black, half white (not trying to be racist) just came to mind

  • All this for a discount on the armor suit?

  • @iListenToMusicx3 Yeah....like a boss:))

  • @iListenToMusicx3 HELL YE

  • LMAO.

  • damn not even 9 ,months

  • thats one ugly ass kid

  • Aight - Went on a date, Proposed, had sex, and had a kid in one day, nice.

  • @xMasSaCreDx best comment ive seen all day

  • @xMasSaCreDx

    all a days work for a hero, duh

  • @xMasSaCreDx Thats another record there for the guniness book of world records there.

  • @xMasSaCreDx Please!! i can do all that 10 fold in two hours!! :)

  • @xMasSaCreDx well you can check that off the list

  • @xMasSaCreDx thats what i call pro

  • sooo what number is the walkthrough where you get back to the plot.

  • @Idancechris the one where we cant make jokes

  • Reminds me of the sims a lot...

  • that poor bed! LOL

  • are you ok.. u seem disorientated x/

  • 3:20 demon baby and epik name for it xD

  • theres a gnome in the same place a fable2 that i can't still can't find

  • wait till she realises hes only 10

  • fucked a black chick

  • OH YEAH UNPROTECTED SEX FTW!!

  • stupid question guys, if i use a different user on my xbox will i still be able to use my dlc? reason im asking is i forgot my password aaaarrgghhhh

  • your mother!

  • wtf is wrong with that gnome? "i like crushing little puppies."

  • holy crap!! ur wife sprout a new baby after only 1 night? a mutant wife perhaps? n no offense,but ur baby is kinda ugly. lol

  • What the hell is this guy's obsession with dinosaur names? He names his dog "Raptor" and his kid "Velocikid"??

  • You're expecting your kid to run fast?

  • Wow. An entire 9 month experience portrayed in less than a minute. Albion is really strange.

  • dude you STEAL from you wifes shop?!

    daAANG.

    how low can you go?

  • @684omega well,technically u cant call taking stuffs from ur wifes shop stealing....

  • 1:53- awww they censored the most important part how adults "interact" in bed.

    

  • i find it funny how they get off on kissing each other xDD

  • poor little named velokid?

  • EPIC BOW-CHICA-BOW-WOW

  • 3:15 MUTANT BABY AHHHH RUUUNNNNNN ROTFL =))

  • hey where do you get condoms here?

  • @esdorin at any general goods store.

  • OMG mutant girl!

  • Unprotected Sex with a stranger during "middle age"?!? NOOOOOO

  • A baby after 37 seconds of sex?

    I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.

  • oh Geez if that's how it works in real life that is some scary shit lol XDD be a daddy as soon as you just had sex with your partner? -.- damn LOL

  • I feel like I'm watching THE SIMS WALKTHROUGH !!! damn! 

  • jesus christ, why did you get married so soon???

  • lol thats hilarious @pokemonrocks08

  • This character is officially awful... js

  • For a moment there I thought you were going to change your cloths

  • umm wow in like 10 min you got a gf, got married, had sex,got prego,and had a kid

  • holy freaking shit that is the ugliest baby ever!!!!!!!!!!

  • did anyone else notice but now the gnomes are now the gargoyles

  • @artist1million Yup e.e those evil bastards

  • cmon your wife is the owner of a shop with a kick ass warrior armour cmon buy that leave the houses please please

  • Holy fuck look at that nose, did the baby glitch?

  • shouldn't the kid be black?

  • @duckslapper12 /facepalm

  • you need: new hair, new clothes, get rid of tattoos, lose pedo beard. plzkthxbai.

  • walter: theres a revolution to start and you have to lead it. hero: yes i understand i will do everything to bring down my brother and i will not let anything distract me... 9 months later hero: oh right crap i forgot about the revolution. better get back to it.

  • so that's how it happens

  • awwwwwww look at little barack

  • they had Obama!!! nah jk

  • @jokerCraz3d nice one man lol

  • 1:50 ...o.O...

  • jajajajajaja velocikid

  • how Barrack Obama was born

  • @jamestown111 That rasicts dude it is

  • @22hunterkiller How is that racist?

  • @jamestown111

    actually his white mother went to africa and fcked a n1gger....

  • ya i no

  • whoaaaaaaaaaaa amazing sperm.

  • In Be4ore

    L33t speek :P

  • Thumbs up for blacked out scenes are way better now than fable 2

  • safe sex is great sex , better wear a late text cause you dont want that late text ; that iThink im late text

  • gnomes = fable 3 version of gargoyle but is it just me or is the thing beside brian is a gargoyle from fable 2

  • rofl wtf? Did I hear spanking noises in that sex scene?! lmao! :P

    inb4 Fox news bash Fable 3 for sexual content.

  • @Lethn meaning of inb4 ?

  • quick birth? or quickest ever?

  • 13:41 that is one messed up gnome

  • 8:00 lol that gnome's my favorite XD

  • velocokid?geez give him/her a toy gun cause that'll be the only way to keep hte kids from bullying him/her XD

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  • u shoulda taken all the warrior clothes and wore them. that way ud look pimp instead of like a butt pirate

  • @beastmode4607

    that's wha I said!

  • ITS vanilla flavored!!! yay

  • "I like to think about PUPPEHS! About slowleh, slowleh.. crushing them!"

  • dude...no offense but, that is THE UGLIEST BABY I have ever seen

  • i wonder if a monkey is playing

  • the loading screen music reminds me of divinity 2 0.o

  • better than cheese?!? he will die for saying that lol i love cheese :p

  • @Masterroamy O really well riddle me this im tangy tasty and sometimes stringy what cheese am i 

  • look its baby kyle gass!

  • O_o

  • hows babby formed?

  • Ahaha, wtf?! That's hilarious XDD

  • O.O WTF!!!!!

  • It's amazing how you can go from single to parent in literally one day in this game.

  • World's fastest pregnancy

  • i think i threw up in my mouth

  • i wonder if she uses a chasity belt

  • wouldnt the babt be mixed?

  • I... wow. What? I mean... what the fuck.

  • i guess gnomes are the new gargoyals

  • @MrDoodOld22 yea, they got to die

  • I'm gonna call my baby Optimus Prime II.

  • @cheezkillah1 let me guess dane cook fan?

  • @gotbannedbefore who's dane cook?

  • @cheezkillah1 too late name taken.

  • Thats fucking funny

  • 07:07 how can he not notice the gnome on the wall???

  • Babies are born instantly still? I wish it took a while 1st...

  • me....i would have stole the whole armor murdered all the guards killed all the citizens and leave all the lil kids orphans cuz u cnt kill them

  • @swabss evil but i would too

  • Ha ha ha, you married the woman to get that expensive suit but in the end you still have to buy it. Surely your wife is not stupid.

  • cons on the  fable baby

  • Holy Shit! that babies Gross

  • @will300071 Hey, it was inter-racial, what are you gonna do? XD

  • I think I've found an appropriate name for my first born child...

  • The next generation of Hero is the Hero's son/daughter. lol

  • PRESS A TO SEX

  • you certanly havent played Fable 2

    

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