@MrKellii lol I wouldnt be surprised if this was some kind of deleted scene from the bible. "...and so our lord Jesus then did lead the people of the field to a vegan food stand, where he and his followers demanded sausage rolls. Then thy lord did crowd surf, as that was one of his more favorite things to do."
@MrKellii lol I think I watch to much Ross Noble...though, watching much less of Ross would be..well..blasphemous lol Im just glad I could give a bit of a chuckle to someone :) Id like to think of myself as a random person...but really, Ross is the master of random. I would never want to appear like im more random than him in any way, because lets face it...He is Ross Noble, and that is why we love him! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
@jackieclark123 He's the only non-sensical comedian i like, he could do a 2 hour routine and not say anything of importance like Hicks or Carlin but will have you in tears laughing, a true comedian unlike that Michael McIntyre hack, that smug twat needs a good kicking, fuck i hate that fucking twat so much he's about to take-over a comment praising Ross Noble.
@TheLargeJesus thats what i love, to me that sort of thing can only be found in a few comedians.
The true comedians to me, are the ones who can make any situation funny, not so much the ones who have to think about jokes to make others laugh. well if you dont like that mcintyre guy, then thank god i have never seen him, or ever really heard of him before. no matter which comedian i look up on youtube or buy their dvd, Ross noble will ALWAYS without a doubt make me laugh :D
only ross noble could create this sort of situation completely out of the blue... and then get away with it lol. loved the crowd surf getaway from the annoyed vegetarian food guys
And lo' Ross fed the three thousand with only two sausage rolls, for they were no ordinary sausage rolls, but the ones which are scored at regular intervals so that you can easily break them into smaller bite-size pieces. Amen.
Ross talked about this at his show in Newcastle earlier this year, and I kinda thought it was just a funny elaborate story... but the fact that it's true is amazing!!!, lol. He is the king. New DVD out in November too.... can't wait.
only ross noble could get 4000 people to charge a vegan food stall and to simultaneously demand sausage rolls. The only comedian who could pull it off. It's why he's the messiah of comedy. and to think of it, he kind of looks like jesus with that beard :)
i remeber when i went to see him in sheffield in march he was telling us how he told people to make a single file que and all go up to the burger van and ask for a sausage roll. instead everyone just ran up to the van and all asked at the same time. Ross got caught up and he crowd surfed to get out of te way. March 25th 2009 at sheffield city hall was really funny haha
The man is insane.
artificialhaddock 5 days ago
Its like watching a scene from the bible.
MrKellii 2 months ago
@MrKellii lol I wouldnt be surprised if this was some kind of deleted scene from the bible. "...and so our lord Jesus then did lead the people of the field to a vegan food stand, where he and his followers demanded sausage rolls. Then thy lord did crowd surf, as that was one of his more favorite things to do."
ibmental 2 months ago
@ibmental I cried alittle laughing when reading this .:L
MrKellii 2 months ago
@MrKellii lol I think I watch to much Ross Noble...though, watching much less of Ross would be..well..blasphemous lol Im just glad I could give a bit of a chuckle to someone :) Id like to think of myself as a random person...but really, Ross is the master of random. I would never want to appear like im more random than him in any way, because lets face it...He is Ross Noble, and that is why we love him! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
ibmental 2 months ago
Ross Noble - the man who convinced 4000 people to demand sausage rolls at a vegan food stall. Well played, Ross.
gnackattack 4 months ago 6
oh wow
barnwellbabz 4 months ago
it seems he's gone for the reverse crowdsurf for extra inappropriate touching...
lukecrowter 5 months ago
HE'S A COMEDY JESUS!
Alvsyn 5 months ago
I make Sausage rolls for a living, maybe Ross should come see me at Glenorie Bakery...
robbycupcakes 6 months ago
what country was this in..???
robbycupcakes 6 months ago
@robbycupcakes UK
MDotMosley 3 months ago
i love that he's like. Yeah we'll get this sausage roll thing going. Then he turns around and thinks, i bet i could crowd surf here
strs4 6 months ago
Ross noble is the man 4000 ppl shouting sausage rolls lmao
holdinmekissinme 7 months ago
Ross Noble is Jesus.
maddieemcee 7 months ago 2
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Lolznator 8 months ago
"SAUSAGE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLSSSSSSSS"
danielitro1 8 months ago
LOL only Ross Noble could get a crowed that big to do that!
sazmullium 9 months ago 2
hahahah this actaully fucking happened.. holy shit lol
yubisakireno 9 months ago 6
I love how the crowdsurfing looks like its involuntary and he's just been picked up!
cheeselovingtree 9 months ago 5
he looks like jesus when he grows a beard
leHippie321 10 months ago
Two people. I love Noble and sausage rolls, but this is just cruelty for the sake of cruelty.
MrBuch169169 10 months ago
well one person doesnt have a sense of humor
30stmblackrose 10 months ago
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you got that right.. hahaha there are no words.
next muffin.
hectikool 10 months ago 9
Troll'd the vegetarians.
SDCParrot 11 months ago
He's started a kult...
But lol though :)
666jimmysmusicgirl 11 months ago
Ross Noble, sausage prophet.
leckerwurstbrot 11 months ago
and here's me thinking he exaggerated on friday night loool
Bendy4skin 1 year ago 12
He looks like a combination between Russel Brand and Jesus in this video :D
sp8darocka 1 year ago
kinda looks like jesus
camoblackhawk 1 year ago
@camoblackhawk this is what jesus would do.
jed371 1 year ago 4
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
TheLargeJesus 1 year ago 5
@TheLargeJesus
"you are all individuals"
"Yes we are all individuals"
"im not"
LOL i love ross his is hilarious
jackieclark123 1 year ago 2
@jackieclark123 He's the only non-sensical comedian i like, he could do a 2 hour routine and not say anything of importance like Hicks or Carlin but will have you in tears laughing, a true comedian unlike that Michael McIntyre hack, that smug twat needs a good kicking, fuck i hate that fucking twat so much he's about to take-over a comment praising Ross Noble.
TheLargeJesus 1 year ago
@TheLargeJesus thats what i love, to me that sort of thing can only be found in a few comedians.
The true comedians to me, are the ones who can make any situation funny, not so much the ones who have to think about jokes to make others laugh. well if you dont like that mcintyre guy, then thank god i have never seen him, or ever really heard of him before. no matter which comedian i look up on youtube or buy their dvd, Ross noble will ALWAYS without a doubt make me laugh :D
jackieclark123 1 year ago
the one person who disliked this vid is a vegan! lol :D
phobe1923 1 year ago 3
only ross noble could create this sort of situation completely out of the blue... and then get away with it lol. loved the crowd surf getaway from the annoyed vegetarian food guys
stayoffschool 1 year ago 17
So he was telling the truth at jonathan ross show
yesrana 1 year ago 5
@yesrana So it would appear..
simondgrass 1 year ago
Not even Christ himself would get a better reception!
RabbiPabblo 1 year ago 6
@RabbiPabblo he looks like jesus in this
lem0lem 1 year ago 2
BAHAHAHAHA YES.
marsflamesniper 1 year ago
And lo' Ross fed the three thousand with only two sausage rolls, for they were no ordinary sausage rolls, but the ones which are scored at regular intervals so that you can easily break them into smaller bite-size pieces. Amen.
Libervurto 1 year ago 11
Saw him on Rove going on about this...he is the funniest man on earth...Love him!
cheekyoziechick 1 year ago 2
awesome
MrJoviun 1 year ago
Ahaha shouting sausage rolls at the vegan stand xD
SpazzyNoodle 1 year ago
He looks like the sausage Messiah trying to feed the 5000
TheAlmightyPillock 1 year ago 5
he is so funny
iowastate 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA the stall holders didn't know what was going on!
SAUSAGE ROLLS! SAUSAGE ROLLS!
Rodwin1980 1 year ago
He should use that kind of influence for good.
itme4444 1 year ago
this man is the closest thing to GOD
ant851114 1 year ago 4
@ant851114 well he does have a certan jesus style about him
TheHazzabigun 1 year ago 2
Ros IS jesus!
J0lleyman 1 year ago 3
You must be INCREDIBLY tall!
JimGrim90 1 year ago
LMFAO
SAUSAGE ROLLS! SAUSAGE ROLLS!
MrsAckles09 1 year ago
he looks a bit like jesus.... hahaha xD
piratesmilecat 1 year ago 4
@piratesmilecat He doesen't look a bit like jesus... but he talks like a gentlemen.. just like you imagined him when you were young.
valcan99 1 year ago
@piratesmilecat No, he doesn't look like Jesus...Jesus looks like him. ;]
CrazyGirlPirate 1 year ago 4
Haha, Ross looks like Jesus! XD
AnnatarYoung 1 year ago
3000 people asking for sausage rolls at a vegan stall
cofpaddy 1 year ago 5
I thought he was taking the piss, didn't think he'd actually done it! hahaha! brilliant :)
ROCKYMARCIANOXX0 1 year ago 5
Anyone watching Wossy tonight with Ross Noble tonight will understand, stupidly funny
untitled258 1 year ago 4
hahahahahah watching the interview on rove then this is bloody hilarious!!! :D hahahahahaha
rainbowlollipop1000 1 year ago
Beautiful.
TheDDoggg 1 year ago 2
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
doubledrop101 2 years ago
HE IS THE MESSIAH!
SirBunnyBoy 2 years ago
@SirBunnyBoy THE CAULDEROY WEARING JESUS!!!
Tarynus 1 year ago
That was such a funny day :D
amyjadeee 2 years ago
to think the highlight for a music festival was a comedian wanting a sausage roll
FlashMeterRed 2 years ago 129
@FlashMeterRed At a vegetarian/vegan food stand!
JsvartkorpJ 2 years ago
how scared would you be if you were in that stand haha its funny as tho! haha
bongobangers 2 years ago 3
lol just watched the vid of him talking about this on rove hahahahahahaha
blader2287 2 years ago 181
@blader2287 So did I hahaha
7SethMurrant7 1 year ago
@blader2287 so did I XD
MasterMaxD 1 year ago
FUCKING LOOOOOL! :D
MilitantOldLady 2 years ago 3
Hahahahaha, class.
Ross talked about this at his show in Newcastle earlier this year, and I kinda thought it was just a funny elaborate story... but the fact that it's true is amazing!!!, lol. He is the king. New DVD out in November too.... can't wait.
neilio666 2 years ago 3
only ross noble could get 4000 people to charge a vegan food stall and to simultaneously demand sausage rolls. The only comedian who could pull it off. It's why he's the messiah of comedy. and to think of it, he kind of looks like jesus with that beard :)
Emzchick14 2 years ago 6
The power of a COmedian
Bellston 2 years ago
craving some sausage roll now..
pavvie 2 years ago 3
Now if THAT wasn't value for the audience's money, then I don't know what is!
Bugglesfan79 2 years ago 5
Makes me laugh every time:P
nodoubties 2 years ago
This is fucking hilarious, and we don't have many comedians now who could pull this off! Absolutely brilliant!!
tundraeskimo 2 years ago 6
LOL!
Phyroboy 2 years ago 2
sausage roll lol
Etatopz 2 years ago 3
Lol, I was there at latitude last year,...
Im pretty sure i wasnt in that big crowd..
But i did see Ross boy was he funny :D
The next day i heard about it. My Dad was in it. -.- :)
DUSSTYBrahhXD 2 years ago 3
haha.; he lost both of his shoes. he only had blue socks on by that point :D
dangerkat28 2 years ago 4
when they first start to lift him he looks incredibly scared
Greeno666 2 years ago 3
LMFAO... this guy is awesome!!!
markhajones 2 years ago 5
LOL ROVE
Phatal1011 2 years ago 3
That's fucking boss.
vanillalace07 2 years ago
I think ross might be the new messiah
Projectrez 2 years ago 4
Ha!! I think you're right!!
tundraeskimo 2 years ago
hahaha ... what was goin on ????
brianeggo 2 years ago
i remeber when i went to see him in sheffield in march he was telling us how he told people to make a single file que and all go up to the burger van and ask for a sausage roll. instead everyone just ran up to the van and all asked at the same time. Ross got caught up and he crowd surfed to get out of te way. March 25th 2009 at sheffield city hall was really funny haha
asheewalker 2 years ago 2