the christian bible says that Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven and Dr Seuss says When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
When have any of Borat's (Sasha Cohen) inane skits ever targeted religiously observant Jews for such crass mockery? They haven't--ever. And there is a reason for that. BORAT is a JEW himself.Jews are OFF LIMITS in his comedy. In fact, the only time he ever mentions Jews is to mockingly elicit "anti-semitic" reactions from the stupid goyim who are the targets of his tasteless satire. And Christians have been historically enlightened towards women, unlike Orthodox Jews, who view them as CHATTEL!
If Jesus existed and said the words attributed to him he would today be called a Socialist Commie hater of America. Redistribute the wealth, indeed? Give away everything to the poor? The guy was batshit crazy!
@mizsoutiger he has alot of love for his country, a real man that belives in god, guns and keeping up the fight... sounds just like a republican, or a taliban terrorist lol
@mizsoutiger we have no love for america the country, but we do have love for every living thing on the planet... we are globalists who could care less about culture and religion, your nationalists who fight anything you lable as "unamerican" (like the nazis)... what tells you more about the nazis? the fact that they prefered socialism? or the fact that they loved god and country and hated communism and minorities?
@wildboy789789 i dont think the nazis being unamerican had anything to do with it. i think it was them murdering millions of people. hmm. im glad you admit you hate america and are ashamed of your country. most liberals wont. funny tho, even tho american provides more aid, money, charity etc than all other countries combined. but we're so evil, arent we?
weird y it's ok for all other countries to have pride, n fight n stand up for themselves, except america. interesting..
@mizsoutiger you cant call me unamerican because both of us care about different halfs of america... i explained you care about the land, culture and religion... i care about the people... dont use a loaded term like "unamerican"... and as far as im concerned other countries can go fuck themselfs if they are going to be anti-global nationalists (like the german nazis were, and like the modern russian nazis are)
@wildboy789789 but if you truly care about the people, you must understand it is our culture, our land, religion, our freedoms and rights which make us who we are; what stablizes and sustains the people. you cant say you dont care about those things, yet care about the people. i care about america as a whole. everything in it, and about it. you can't have one without the other.
@mizsoutiger you care about taxing the rich so the poor can survive? then you should have no problem with obamas tax increase on americans who make more than $250,000 a year... what freedoms do you support? the freedom to murder or the freedom to bribe congressmen? freedom is too broad a term (what about the freedom to have an abortion?)... as for human rights, progressives keep introduceing bills and republicans just vote no without reading it
@mizsoutiger Yeah, and the US spends 53% of its entire budget on the military, which is more than the next fifteen countries COMBINED. President Eisenhower (WWII Army General) warned us against what was going to happen in his Farewell Speech to the nation. Nobody listened to him. Do a search for it here on Youtube.
@blortner or we could form a north american union and have an amero instead of the dollar... then we truly would be more powerful than europe... but leave it to stupid americans to vote down anything beneficial to themselfs... puerto rico needs to become a state, i think 1 more blue state full of minorities is just the yank to the left we need
What's the point of loving the country you're from simply because you were born in to it? Focus your love to humanity in general, ignorant nationalism is what divides us.
@TheOtium then what's the point of loving your family from which you're born into? doesn't mean you hate everyone else, but to pretend a special love for your country, family etc doesn't exist is to deny your own humanity.
When did you mention "societal humanity" in your response to me? You didn't, you pulled it out of your ass in an attempt to make it seem like you know what you're talking about. Your original comment: "we all know liberals have no love for their country." That's an ignorant, ridiculous, and over generalized comment that really sums up the stupidity behind nationalism.
@TheOtium no, not nationalism. because they live in my nation too, and are apart of our social construct. you need to broaden your vocabulary to include more specific terms to address concerns you are not able to label.
@TheOtium The Founding Fathers were all liberals, also known as 'Freethinkers'. Jefferson especially thought Christianity had caused immense human misery
No one can say that hes NOT funny as hell! shows how some americans are so tight assed! Im from Philly, so i dont see it, but as you go south, wow, whole new way, just my thought! I guess the bible belt does exist, just ive never seen it!
So when Obama, is president, i suppose he wasnt born by a black man.
and when the Whites, cheat their way into companies steal all the money, declary bankruptcy, and expect the government to bail them out, I guess, You never cant generalize human beings, because everyone have his own personal uniqueness.
At least Blacks are not responsible for initiating the most destructive war in human history and for annihilating 6 million women and children, like you Nazis comrades..
Im wondering what it is exactly you hate about Jews and blacks? Legitimate answers please, not "they are scum" or anything like that more like "they banned together and killed my sister with a fork".
Nazi sympathizer eh? You must like being a loser. Millions banded against your pathetic mob and kicked your ass in WW2. I'm proud to say my grandfather fought against and helped defeat you. I hope he got to grease a couple of you scumbags too. Because the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
so the tribes in the amazon that dont know about religion - they are going to hell? just because they havent heard of jesus or had a chance to believe in him?
during the interview he sounded like he was on the verge of tears or yelling. I also like the smile he throws out there at 3:41 like "OH fuck. im screwed." hahaha gotta love Borat
who?? Borat?? Sacha Baron Cohan is christian?? lmao...... are u fukin stupid?? he's a fukin Jew. WoW go look it up. his real name is "Sacha Baron Cohan"
hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. making the politician sound like a rascist. woman...rat then cleck cleck .hahah
God, man, horse, dog, woman. HOLY SHIT! :DDDDD
Darius135gease 3 weeks ago
the christian bible says that Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven and Dr Seuss says When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
TomAce200 5 months ago
When have any of Borat's (Sasha Cohen) inane skits ever targeted religiously observant Jews for such crass mockery? They haven't--ever. And there is a reason for that. BORAT is a JEW himself.Jews are OFF LIMITS in his comedy. In fact, the only time he ever mentions Jews is to mockingly elicit "anti-semitic" reactions from the stupid goyim who are the targets of his tasteless satire. And Christians have been historically enlightened towards women, unlike Orthodox Jews, who view them as CHATTEL!
djs259 6 months ago
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Borat is such a despicable, hate-filled JEW; he never pokes fun at JUDAISM.
The truth is, ORTHODOX JUDAISM ACTUALLY TEACHES THAT WOMEN ARE LOWER THAN HORSES!
But BORAT won't lampoon any of his holy Talmudic brethren, his loyalties as a JEW come FIRST!
djs259 6 months ago
god > man > horse > dog > woman > rat...
Tr4bant 6 months ago
God bless this politician!
TinyMiniStealth 6 months ago
He's such a troll. :3
Sebas3440 6 months ago
2:31
That "non-homosexual" dude has a boner, and tries to hide it by bending a bit forward
saroh25 8 months ago
OMFG HAHAHA Borat when he starts talking to that woman
TalonMercenary 8 months ago
Borat videos make me proud to not be American.
mp2611 9 months ago
@mp2611 Borat videos make me proud not to be from the South.
ih8makinusernames 7 months ago
These two knew the whole thing was a joke. Notice how the woman was trying not to laugh.
hectorbolshevik 9 months ago
If Jesus existed and said the words attributed to him he would today be called a Socialist Commie hater of America. Redistribute the wealth, indeed? Give away everything to the poor? The guy was batshit crazy!
blortner 9 months ago
This is funny in many ways, but Jews have no concept of Hell. That crap only came into play in the New Testament with words attributed to Jesus.
blortner 9 months ago
"and other..... Strange ones"
OOZiTen 10 months ago
bang, bang, bang in other man anus
Pjourcovadukla 10 months ago
Haha, Broadwater is a bit camp; isn't he?
SkullOfYorick 10 months ago
loool that politician has no emotion at all.
tagvendorfi 10 months ago
LMFAO!! Borat totally ruined his chances of getting that woman's vote!
BladeRunner276 11 months ago
God, man , dog , woman , rat, and then small karculli LOL
borizovskimilan 1 year ago
We say eh.. God, eh man, house, dog, then woman, then rat, and then smaller croxilly, like little -Click- -Click- -Click- -Click-
Lmao!
XxRokusasuxX 1 year ago
The face at the end lol
personaandb 1 year ago
fucking liberal democrat cocksuckers
FuckFaceUnited2000 1 year ago
i can;t stop laughing...lol
232323C 1 year ago
LOOK AT BROADWATERS FACE WHEN BORAT SAYS HE IS STRONG LIKE STALIN!!!!
MsBuddles 1 year ago
lmao small crutsully or however you spell it.
pele17 1 year ago
lol, i almost feel sorry for that republican at the end. His face was hilarious!
LetsGo6009 1 year ago
well i would say they would have to go to hell! HAHAHA RACIST
hjfdjful 1 year ago
lol... "democracy is different in the U S and A, women can vote but horse can not (questioned look on face)" ... HAHAHAHAHAHA
wildboy789789 1 year ago
james broadwater is a solid, family man with deep principles who our country would be lucky to have in a position of leadership.
mizsoutiger 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger no, he deserves to be in a positon of "tck tck tck"
powereater 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger he has alot of love for his country, a real man that belives in god, guns and keeping up the fight... sounds just like a republican, or a taliban terrorist lol
wildboy789789 1 year ago
@wildboy789789 because we all know know liberals really have no love for america.
mizsoutiger 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger we have no love for america the country, but we do have love for every living thing on the planet... we are globalists who could care less about culture and religion, your nationalists who fight anything you lable as "unamerican" (like the nazis)... what tells you more about the nazis? the fact that they prefered socialism? or the fact that they loved god and country and hated communism and minorities?
wildboy789789 1 year ago
@wildboy789789 i dont think the nazis being unamerican had anything to do with it. i think it was them murdering millions of people. hmm. im glad you admit you hate america and are ashamed of your country. most liberals wont. funny tho, even tho american provides more aid, money, charity etc than all other countries combined. but we're so evil, arent we?
weird y it's ok for all other countries to have pride, n fight n stand up for themselves, except america. interesting..
mizsoutiger 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger you cant call me unamerican because both of us care about different halfs of america... i explained you care about the land, culture and religion... i care about the people... dont use a loaded term like "unamerican"... and as far as im concerned other countries can go fuck themselfs if they are going to be anti-global nationalists (like the german nazis were, and like the modern russian nazis are)
wildboy789789 1 year ago
@wildboy789789 but if you truly care about the people, you must understand it is our culture, our land, religion, our freedoms and rights which make us who we are; what stablizes and sustains the people. you cant say you dont care about those things, yet care about the people. i care about america as a whole. everything in it, and about it. you can't have one without the other.
mizsoutiger 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger you care about taxing the rich so the poor can survive? then you should have no problem with obamas tax increase on americans who make more than $250,000 a year... what freedoms do you support? the freedom to murder or the freedom to bribe congressmen? freedom is too broad a term (what about the freedom to have an abortion?)... as for human rights, progressives keep introduceing bills and republicans just vote no without reading it
wildboy789789 1 year ago
@mizsoutiger Yeah, and the US spends 53% of its entire budget on the military, which is more than the next fifteen countries COMBINED. President Eisenhower (WWII Army General) warned us against what was going to happen in his Farewell Speech to the nation. Nobody listened to him. Do a search for it here on Youtube.
blortner 9 months ago
@blortner yup. which means we can kick anyone's ass who fucks with us. praise jesus! "talk softy and carry a really big fucking stick."
mizsoutiger 9 months ago
@wildboy789789 Damn Canadians are unamerican. They're right next door and so are the Mexicans. We should invade them. It would cost a lot less.
blortner 9 months ago
@blortner or we could form a north american union and have an amero instead of the dollar... then we truly would be more powerful than europe... but leave it to stupid americans to vote down anything beneficial to themselfs... puerto rico needs to become a state, i think 1 more blue state full of minorities is just the yank to the left we need
wildboy789789 9 months ago
@mizsoutiger
What's the point of loving the country you're from simply because you were born in to it? Focus your love to humanity in general, ignorant nationalism is what divides us.
TheOtium 10 months ago
@TheOtium then what's the point of loving your family from which you're born into? doesn't mean you hate everyone else, but to pretend a special love for your country, family etc doesn't exist is to deny your own humanity.
mizsoutiger 10 months ago
@mizsoutiger Nationalism is the opposite of denying your own humanity
TheOtium 10 months ago
@TheOtium societal humanity - meaning in relation to one's culture and self preservation. take an anthropology class, and learn a bit :)
mizsoutiger 10 months ago
@mizsoutiger
When did you mention "societal humanity" in your response to me? You didn't, you pulled it out of your ass in an attempt to make it seem like you know what you're talking about. Your original comment: "we all know liberals have no love for their country." That's an ignorant, ridiculous, and over generalized comment that really sums up the stupidity behind nationalism.
TheOtium 10 months ago
@TheOtium no, not nationalism. because they live in my nation too, and are apart of our social construct. you need to broaden your vocabulary to include more specific terms to address concerns you are not able to label.
mizsoutiger 10 months ago
@TheOtium The Founding Fathers were all liberals, also known as 'Freethinkers'. Jefferson especially thought Christianity had caused immense human misery
blortner 9 months ago
@blortner
I know. They were all secularists, which only adds more irony to this dope saying that liberals are anti-American.
TheOtium 9 months ago
US and A
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McCoolVIDIO 1 year ago
hahaahahahahahhaahaha
Atalpacino 1 year ago
at 2:49 it was edited to make this guy look like he's saying that jews will go to hell.
rodthepimp 1 year ago
@karlkarlkarl1234 i can smell it thru my puter speakers!!!
maciverandy 1 year ago
I just did the most heinous fart.
karlkarlkarl1234 1 year ago
No one can say that hes NOT funny as hell! shows how some americans are so tight assed! Im from Philly, so i dont see it, but as you go south, wow, whole new way, just my thought! I guess the bible belt does exist, just ive never seen it!
tone4624 1 year ago
hahaa i love it when borat kisses these fuckers... i'll never get tired of the real borat (not that movie).
armthelandless 1 year ago
"In Khazakstan we say god, a man, a horse, a dog, then woman, and then smaller, like a little tck tck tck" Ahahaha
TheGeorgevt 1 year ago
Did he win? :)
VeganInside 1 year ago
Why all americans feel unconfortable about the kiss on the cheek?
saantinoo 1 year ago
James Broadwater will never have a career in politics!
macrent2 1 year ago
OMG I just busted a gut at 3:40 lol
swordcrasher 1 year ago
haha, imagine that guy's face if borat would have drawn some porn picture instead of writing notes
laitela01 1 year ago
lol homosexuals
"They tend to go to the democratic party"
AirborneNik 1 year ago
thats why i say - fuck republicans
MiteraGea 2 years ago
dog , then woman, then rat, sooo true :D
patziela 2 years ago 3
the fact the politics is made up of guys like this makes me cringe.
Wahoofuck 1 year ago
HHAHHAHAHAHAA
SnorklinWithCudas 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at the end!
DJLaMeche 2 years ago 3
OMG !!! the last part is too funn i swear !! :D !!
Xiaodhanan 2 years ago 4
he says jews will go to hell...hhahahhahah
Ratamajata69 2 years ago 2
hahah "but a woman NOT equal to a man!"
sjpc33 2 years ago 11
i feel equal to a man
# laugh #
lol !!! :p
Thunderst0rn 2 years ago 6
So when Obama, is president, i suppose he wasnt born by a black man.
and when the Whites, cheat their way into companies steal all the money, declary bankruptcy, and expect the government to bail them out, I guess, You never cant generalize human beings, because everyone have his own personal uniqueness.
zacky89 2 years ago
In kazac we say god man horse dog women rat then crab
ROFL!
fox20012 2 years ago 4
Communistcrusher:
At least Blacks are not responsible for initiating the most destructive war in human history and for annihilating 6 million women and children, like you Nazis comrades..
nounnoun 2 years ago
owned
ShamusMacDonald 2 years ago
Im wondering what it is exactly you hate about Jews and blacks? Legitimate answers please, not "they are scum" or anything like that more like "they banned together and killed my sister with a fork".
AlexForward 2 years ago 2
lol , she got FOrked !!!
6The6Beast6 2 years ago
fantastic , I just love him!
susanyana 2 years ago
Please notice, that you can be suited for things you write here.
DeGoile 2 years ago
My point is you're a loser. And I ain't American anyways.
manhattan85 2 years ago
You sure type like an American.
illinifan512 2 years ago
Nazi sympathizer eh? You must like being a loser. Millions banded against your pathetic mob and kicked your ass in WW2. I'm proud to say my grandfather fought against and helped defeat you. I hope he got to grease a couple of you scumbags too. Because the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
manhattan85 2 years ago 5
@manhattan85 Thats funny because america brought over about 1500 of the top german nazi scientists and they brought forth techonology
quaabhunter 6 months ago
Fuckin hilarious HA!
80sCartoonsRock 2 years ago
3:34 the politican is laughing too xD
schmock1234 2 years ago
lol is the christian dude having an erection look closely lol
mare291 2 years ago
omg LMAO
videolover428 2 years ago
in america woman CAN vote, but horse CANNOT?! lol
AlmightyBlonde2010 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha.
lol
Yuber779 2 years ago
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i hate jews i am borat lol
AdrianAdler1 2 years ago
borat is jewish...(sasha baron cohen)
BrettIsCool1 2 years ago 3
yep "cohen" its a jewish last name also bar-on...
i think borat is jewish
mare291 2 years ago
no. youre an antisemitic
LastRowKid 2 years ago
did a political candidate for the U.S. Congress really say that all jews go to hell!!!!?
Jaja1238 2 years ago 11
Shocking isn't it? Someone in politics actually tells the truth.
pizza87760 2 years ago
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That is what we Christians believe: Jesus is the ONLY way to heaven. The jews rejected Jesus so they are going to burn in hell. Read the bible!!!
fadirsm 2 years ago
Die please.
rockeer 2 years ago
so the tribes in the amazon that dont know about religion - they are going to hell? just because they havent heard of jesus or had a chance to believe in him?
jacobtubejacob 2 years ago
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democrats = homosexuals?
InzaneOO9 2 years ago
Not too intelligent, are you?
Mysterious0Bob 2 years ago 6
tHAT'S F*CKING CRAZY MAN!!! I LIKE THIS GUY!!!
kausborealis2 2 years ago
What's so funny about Borat is that the yokels never even realize they're being had by the guy.
BenAliGtor 3 years ago 15
during the interview he sounded like he was on the verge of tears or yelling. I also like the smile he throws out there at 3:41 like "OH fuck. im screwed." hahaha gotta love Borat
MacExpert 3 years ago
In Kazakhistan, we say
God
Man
Horse
Dog
Woman
Rat
and then the smaller..whatever...
LMAO!
ithejuggernaut 3 years ago
kretzoli
imreallydumb123 3 years ago 2
:).
ithejuggernaut 3 years ago
bong bong in man's onnoos hole
imreallydumb123 3 years ago
So, we join the homosexual party?
No, I intend to join the democrats.
Lol
ithejuggernaut 3 years ago
same thing...
imreallydumb123 3 years ago
im just surprized the republican didnt start shootin around or startin a war
IMB2U 3 years ago 3
One look at that guy and somehow i knew he was a christian.
oneznzeroz 3 years ago 3
who?? Borat?? Sacha Baron Cohan is christian?? lmao...... are u fukin stupid?? he's a fukin Jew. WoW go look it up. his real name is "Sacha Baron Cohan"
kaziabir1 3 years ago
No James Broadwater MORON!
oneznzeroz 3 years ago
.... the other guy
spermcubearchives 2 years ago
His face after he says "woman CAN vote, but horse cannot" is priceless.
HaandBaanana 3 years ago
fuck the christians
skatemoreyeah 3 years ago
hhaha jews got to go to hell.
timur1lenk 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA :D
LionelAndresMessiFAN 3 years ago
khaaair,,everywhere khair:)))))) this guy is fuckiiiin' awsoooome=))))
chooghoolak 3 years ago
"that you for letting me come on" hahahahaha
harshvgaus 3 years ago
oh man :D :D :D
rebelko 3 years ago
brilliant
NSequeira 3 years ago
lmao @ the guys face at the end of the clip. fucking lol.
XXcelol 3 years ago
lol lmao
ahhahahahahhahahaahhahahaharofl
trunks3111 3 years ago
I love Borat. He is a proud son of Kazakhstan. Go Borat
dkjan 3 years ago 6
The look on the guy's face at the end is priceless. Too funny. I almost felt sorry for the republican.
busybeeson 3 years ago
Horses don't have sufferage? BULLSHIT this country needs to end this ! rascism toward all Equine-Americans.
seattlehawks94 3 years ago 3
borat totally kicked that republican motherfucker
DubKingTubby 3 years ago 5
hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. making the politician sound like a rascist. woman...rat then cleck cleck .hahah
muffin8or 3 years ago 5
Gosh that is funny
axekat 3 years ago
but woman NOT equal LOL
wookieproductions 3 years ago 4
i say throw him and she keep him. LOL
ambermcdonald 4 years ago 4
great to see him up to his usual tricks, clever questions!
DeadPlered 4 years ago 3
borat is my hero =)
estrume69 4 years ago
is that guy a robot?
wristonib 5 years ago
the end of this video is soo funny
Jen1492 5 years ago 8