Tiswas Titles & Clips

[EnrohGaming]

this sucks

[AidanLunn]

@EnrohGaming Thank you for that informative and enlightening comment. Care to write anything more constructive? Still, I can't expect anything more from someone who clearly spends all of their life on video games.

[eclectica1]

How many people speak with fond memories of Swap Shop?

Anyone?

Yes, exactly.

[ancientraver19881989]

Wasn't as popular with kids as revisionists like to make out - more a case of students and older teenagers liking it when they were recovering from Friday night with their friends and then making out all its supposedly real audience (kids) loved it too. Even so it got hammered by Swap Shop in the ratings. Think they're both overated but then I'm an adult so I would think that.

[cupcakefairy87]

I like it when Chris throws all that gloop over Sally while reading out the viewers letters.

[Noodles37UK]

0:26 I know you shouldn't really laugh...

[WillHayFan]

This was the best Saturday morning TV show in Britain ever, nothing has ever come close to matching or repeating this show, just so pleased I grew up with it.

[Feisty1967]

Best programme ever made!! and sadly missed by me as a 43 year old!! Nothing  like this on TV today.

[Feisty1967]

Takes me back to my chidddhooddd thaannkyyyuuur

[griggy6666]

I was one of the audience kids on an episode of Tiswas in 1978. Chris Tarrant was an absolute 'orrible cunt. He made half the kids cry by screaming at them during the ad breaks. Sally James and the others were nice though.

[MarcZERO1980]

@griggy6666 What did he scream? Was he telling them off for being naughty?

[griggy6666]

@MarcZERO1980

There was some young white bloke regularly on the show who, if I remember correctly, did Frank Spencer impressions. He was throwing bits of a crusty loaf at us kids and some started throwing the bits back. This bloke was laughing as were the kids. Anyway, Tarrant just exploded in a red-faced pop-eyed rage screaming at us to stop or get out! He was also a mardy arsed wanker as he passed us while lining up to get into the studio.

[TheKaryobin]

@griggy6666 I bet you stopped though. That's what modern kids are missing - a bit of f**king discipline.

[mifferd]

@griggy6666

I agree, he literally trod all over me when I was about 10 once knocked me flying out the way, miserable arsed git

[ste29love]

Tizwas was the best and Swop shop!Lets have a new one!Cooking is so boring!!!!

Tizwas back!!!

From Mr Steven Robert Keevil from Ipswich,Suffolk!Used to watch it with my Brother Peter Richard Keevil.Now lives in Solihul.

[johnanthonyp]

@ste29love How can you compare Tiswas and Swap shop and say they were both ok? There was a line in the sand! As Jasper Carrot said; he'd drag his kids out of bed so he could watch Tiswas. It was bedlam with Chris and Lenny. Absolutely barking. It encouraged an odd but warm sense of humour.People of a certain generation, irrespective of colour light up when you mention this show, Swap shop was a shadow safe middle class affair. You don't laugh on recall like that show.

[enochsneed]

The "Splosh" fans must love this...

[ZINCOVIX8754]

god i loved this show.....swap shop was kak...

[waynestuntface]

Sally bukkake !!!!!

[Crazybar777]

I had an old vid with all of these on. You get them off Classic TV of 60s and 70s?

[Crazybar777]

I had an old vid with all of these on. You get them off Classic TV of 60s and 70s?

[sbcreative]

Bukkake Sally!

[nollaigo]

hmmm sally james :)

around my way if you watched swap shop on a saturday you were a gayer

[Silkie341]

If my generation seem so fucked up then here is part of the reason in the form of our favourite Saturday morning show. I wouldn't have it any other way even with the sketch where Lenny Henry got hold of some real dung instead of the fake stuff.

[rusnmell]

Woohooo ... I made the titles...... little me at 1.04 behing PONGO ....

[rdt1970]

tiswas = labour swapshop =conservative and boring the best part of xmas on a staturday when i was a lad was tiswas

[jocksmen]

YES BUT WHAT A PISS.!

[airscrew1]

I bet she wished she'd never left Saturday Scene.

[Squaddieskin]

Seems like yesterday! Can't believe she's now 60!!

[hannahtaylorrrr]

i'm 15 and watched my dad's dvd. i love tiswas. us kids now a days are mostly watching american films. BRING BACK TISWAS!

[wpinklady]

maybe that where Dick & Dom & Ministry of Mayhem got there ideas from!!

[Meanmachine0151]

Bring back tiswas . This world needs to go back and get rid of the political correctness shit

[rammers2006]

imagine the health and safety nazi's nowadays stopping this!!

[kerrzo1971]

is tarrant getting dog's business dumped on his head at 030? i loved tiswas because it was for working class kids.

[bu66erman]

i watched tiswas nearly every saturday morning when i could get my older sister to switch over from that crap muli coloured swap shop. Sally was the sexiest girl on TV easy, a game for a laugh bird as well . 5 stars

[Beestroker]

CONT'....violent or threatening extremist cohorts of whichever religion [political cause] be made to attend Goodison park for every single home game until they fold like a whore's labia, learn Geordie till their mouths retire and finally become decent citizens), and convince the USA that there are more than three accents in Britain.....Cockney, Posh & Scottish (what the fuck is a Scottish accent, by the way (no pun inte...aaah fuck off )? Where was I? Oh, yeah! Pissed and still in love with Sal!

[Rho1963]

I wanted spit the dog lol

[PIGGYMONGOL]

Actually, i always wanted to slap my muck all over her face.

[Beestroker]

Oh yeah, brother! About every 11 to 69 year old in the country agrees. Bring her back, England....we'll win the World Cup, win Eurovision, subdue the States, defeat the hoodie peril, rid the telly of talent shows, declare the impending death of Thatcher a national holiday week (or week of massively overpaid work if, like me, you're from the north, make the BNP wear no clothes at any time, make the activists and apologists of dangerous,

[Maulinator69]

@PIGGYMONGOL

Was that slap muck or 'shoot' muck??? lol

[HeathenPapistFilth]

I'd love to piss all over her gorgeous wee face.

Sally James sucks big fat fukkin elephant dicks.

[PIGGYMONGOL]

Sally James wearing a skimpy black Motorhead T- shirt, no knickers, her rear in the air.... Bob Carolgees holding Spit the Dog (whitchooo), his rampant and erect phallus, ready to plunge into her Forest of Pleasure.

[b6gm6n]

Sally James has beautiful eyes... Great Kids TV

[54spiritedwill54]

totally awesome video

[MondoBeno]

In a time when food prices were super-high and half of Britain was unemployed, these guys saw fit to waste food.

[965322]

It is funny to think that I grew up with this shit

[TXF9a]

Tarrant is still the arrogant prick that he was back then.

[mk3stargazer]

tfx9a yes your right and i got a story bout his prick! i worked as a cleaner in St James hospital in Padstow before it closed, Chris Tarrant visited the GU clinic there in around 1981! i pulled his file later that night during my shift and found that he had had scratching and irritation to his penis caused by thrusting his phallus into spit the dogs mouth. true story!

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Every week, EXACTLY the same routine:

People bombarded with messy food

A spitting dog

Lampooning Jamaicans

How much the world has changed in so little time. Nowadays, a format like this would never, never get off the ground.

[xstevexa]

@cottonwhiskersuk

Yeah youre so right, wheres all te fun gone??!?

[Ilovedownloads]

@cottonwhiskersuk Your a bundle of yourself....

[jemmabond]

@cottonwhiskersuk Now you've mentioned it, the show was nearly cancelled for those reasons. As for a similar format not getting off the ground today, people still throw custard pies on kids shows.

[Pinkletoony]

poor sally

oh well happy times back then

[ads1066]

Im absolutley positive that the Fantom Flan-Flinger is a very young Osama bin laden. we need saturday mornings to be totally anarchy-full! happy memories :)

[pvcsister]

Chris Tarrant and a bucket. You can take your Osamas and your Saddams and your Hitlers,  but this man is more evil than those lot put together, basteward.

And I know, cos he threw several buckets at me! (I'm being facetious, btw)

[ivorbigunzz]

Saturday morning tv history in the making.

[batmanfan]

another totally awesome video