All Blacks haka translation

[pasticherecords]

get a life!

[Dannyboy1910]

i love it because i am from south africa

[xipartyhardx]

did you record this with a potato?

[blancmerlot]

And New Zeeland only won with one point against the French; France lost against Tonga. Tonga should be the world Champs! :)

[Lexxage]

Faggot commentator.

[Anarion29]

kak funny....



[jamesg3456]

from england and id rather be form new zealand and be forced by ancient tradition to fuck sheep than ever lower myself to the green gold

[Anarion29]

@jamesg3456

stop crying pommie it's just a bit of fun...but i suppose you people have no choice but to be miserable considering the kak weather you have over there.

[jamesg3456]

@Anarion29 just british humour no offence ment and im sorry if you took any

[blancmerlot]

@jamesg3456 You don't have to lower yourself to the green and gold - you are English - being English is as low as it gets.

[jamesg3456]

@blancmerlot dude just shitty british humour no offence intended if you recall i took the piss out of the all blacks aswell its just how it humour is over here E.g. if it moves take the piss out of it

[blancmerlot]

@jamesg3456 Oh - I enjoy British humour generally... Anyway, don't sweat it - sorry I offended you. Cultural difference and diversity makes the world interesting - as this video potrays. So no harm feelings.

[SavageShoes100]

The prop behind weepu at 1.18 looks like he's having a heart attack

[SavageShoes100]

The prop behind weepu

[katpiering123]

they still only won the world cup once. The second time they bought it.

[D2FYE4U]

Lol

[2milehigh]

hahaha i believed it for the first couple... then the jar opening got me hahahh

[666darkash]

wtf?? this sucks..u fucking fags r so jealous of the all blacks....fuck u noob!

[SMii7HY]

Im scottish but waw what a disrespectful twat

[luketang56]

@aRandomNzer sorry all i can hear is you sucking Bryce Lawrences dick!

[aRandomNzer]

sorry all i can hear is the springboks plane going back to south africa??

[littlejay1994]

And then you get fucked by Australia last week in the Quarter Finals lol.

[dubvc1]

this isnt even right

[smiterpally]

@dubvc1 its a joke you fuck tard. wow

[dubvc1]

@smiterpally se UFA!!!

[rapunzelfury]

this is spartaaaaa!

[scoobydoodele]

If this was only internationally broadcast!

[saintjimmy2179]

this cunt can mock us all he likes but he cant get passed thaffact that the useless boks are fucking off back to the county with their tails between their legs. they are out... fuckign wanker

[Anarion29]

@saintjimmy2179

hey doos....maybe u should learn to spell before you cuss. retard....

[DenisAthletic2011]

thats pure bullshit :P thats not what he said :P if the maoris get their hands on this cunt he's a deadman :P

[cpg57]

Pls don't hurt me. LOL

[TubeStarbuck]

lmaaaoooo!!!! damn straight bow down! GO BOKKE!

[wendell5845]

THAT'S GOOD

[ciornianucristian]

Thats the tonga or something =/

[MrAdin96]

Your retarded all blacks could beat whatever trash you call your team

[sphinxart]

Waahahahaha

[NickDanger0001]

LOL, pretty funny. When you perform such an arrogant dance, you invite parody. Mind you, I like the haka.

[Lloydthefreeruner]

fuck off rasast

[michailtikkacoetzee]

hahaha



[TimeOfNick]

LOL! Loving it!

[kiwimattchoo]

Smart asses, we got your number this time eh? just got to waste those goddamed frogs!

[RenegadeGhosts]

lol! this is so brilliant... all the haters are obviously kiwis!! such sore losers... just like when they going to lose against SA again

[cruzin007]

@RenegadeGhosts but this isn't even comedic? it's just dick... I can see the potential humour in it. but his delivery lacks any true comedic value. On the otherhand the whaka yeah video is gold! And that's really taking the piss.

[RenegadeGhosts]

@cruzin007 its dry humor if you not a south african you're just being a sour puss

[katpiering123]

Im sure thats why they kneeled before the Springboks. Because their the best. Its good to see the all blacks are so humble. Know there place when it comes to the world champs, and that place is on there knees.

[spiritwolf1970]

that's brilliant translation!! <-- South African

[starzscream614]

fucking dick 

[renateclench]

Classic!!!



[ratview]

PRICK



[manu55]

hahahahaha legend!

[Mrrugbykid1]

thats exactly what this mean

[xinfinity0x]

Thats not wat it means

[Endorsun]

Legendary

[you27can]

i thoght that this was for real until 1:20 :D Shit! :D

[wozznotis]

lol love this clip :)

[tongans801]

you suck that's disrespect to the kiwi's be quiet

[OriginalGangstaVevo]

Steven Hawking's SON Speaking on de Radio :D

[NZman747]

why man the alll blacks will thrash you for this

[cullen619bt]

ahh fuck up yah fucking red necks your just dising another country that will fuck up you cunts any day

[marctison]

They are the Chokers or WC Rugby...like the SA Cricket Team...the best side with the least important trophies.

[katpiering123]

this is sooo funny. Love this. All blacks always think their the best but just cant seem to offer much proof that they are. No worldcup trophies for the last 24 years.LOL.

[NZman747]

@katpiering123 the all blacks will trash you this year

[katpiering123]

@NZman747 It depends, if the refs help nz like always, then yes. If not, then we stand a chance of beating them AGAIN. Its a fact that a different set of rules apply to SA. We get yellow carded or suspended for mundane things. Yet NZ like richy mccheat gets away with murder always. Your only the best team cause you have refs backing every game. I wonder how much it costs NZ to buy out these refs?

[NZman747]

@katpiering123 oh yea we dont have the reff see the world cup 2007 or sa vs abs on 20th 2011 august weve never had the reff

on our side and the coach of SA cheats and always sais we cheat and Mckaw is not a cheat he the best in the world at flanker but thanks for not swearing and not going agro so thanks good luck at WC 2011

[TheByrdWhoLovesRock]

Black is the color of death!!! tho green and gold is my school's color. anyway, why else are crows and ravens black?lol

[tutawhio]

haha the funny thing is that we won this and we still all laugh at this caz were proud people and its just a bit of fun and we beat them most of the time and one of the world cup finals we played half our played all got poisened the night before and im not saying it was them just that we played on and didnt cry when we lost.

[katpiering123]

@tutawhio lucky for all blacks we werent aloud to play the 87 worldcup. then the telly would have been 3-0. LOL

Our 1987 boks were the best in the world and beat NZ up when they toured that same year. Maybe they should have brought a stronger team.HAHAHA!!!!

[SamoanWarrior98]

thats horrible wut disrespect

[PrvPetrenko]

Thats why Springboks lost -____-

[grabur]

fuckin translation

[SuperJackslash]

choice bro!



[maltesephoenician]

fuck off you stupid cunt talking shit its better then singing walts in matilda whats the go with that shit.

[Danihrtz]

the people that don't like this are Australian :p lol

[09feb1992]

Little black ants LOL

[igadablatima16]

bahahahaha funniest thing i have ever herd lol

im not from either but that fukn funny

[omordha1984]

what an asshole.



[Stupac90]

What a fag.

[OhYaH811]

From south Africa

[OhYaH811]

Disrespectful,

[MonkeyBoyLINK]

@OhYaH811 disrespectful indeed!! lock the guy up, dork!

[taliayu]

lame

[XxLAXBREASTxX]

hahahahah

[mazafuzle]

hahahah go south africa!!

[hayleylicious101]

go allblacks, idc about this video! :3 

[thesaoak]

LOL ROFL!

[JRAM6969691]

that aint funny

[bloodboy14050]

I'm a HUGE Ireland fan but i love the Haka! Go Green and Gold

[wvisser]

THAT was funny!!!!

[mygossie]

Fuck the person saying this shit mate >:(

[philster61]

Sort of funny. Quite lame. Couldve been funnier. But then again, name a famous Aussie comedian.

[rakerlad]

@philster61 carl barren

[09feb1992]

@philster61 This person is South African, not Australian lol

[shaleenQ]

that is hillarious! come on take the joke, you can,t take it cuz you support the all blacks so this is a bokke joke. GO BOKKE YOU ROCK

[derris]

Really useless, not funny at all, it ruins the Haka (DAMN IT!)

[derris]

Really useless

[savedkiwi1]

The All blacks learn well each Haka they perform. This shows respect to the Maori who originally wrote the Haka they use. We should all learn the story behind them if we are going to perform them, we should aspire to perform them well and honor the proud traditions they represent. What happened on the radio demands an apology. Maori are original people of New Zealand, you can't call yourself a "Kiwi" without taking on the history of this awesome land. Their culture makes NZ. (non maori)

[robskez]

Thats a white dude trying his best to translate the legendary "Maori Haka", but as you can see he has failed like the Wallabies aka Wannabes. Australia hasnt got a traditional War dance but they have a tradition of having the BIGGEST whinge EVER when it comes to loosing. Goes to show how BAD sport the Aussies are. Delhi Commonwealth Games simply proved it. All Blacks are simply too good and thats why this videos up, because when we shine people hate to see the gleam! Fuck Yall!

[DanThompsonix]

Thats BullShit.

The Haka Should Be Respected.

Guy is A Prick

[Dfoster92]

This is so offensive its unreal, its not funny in the slighest :S

[fortifyin]

fuckin dick head shit fuck cunt in the ear.

[parrotbutv2]

f-you this is an offensive im a kiwi so piss of

[swartdrak]

hahahaha. Comedy gold.  B¬)

[swartdrak]

hahahaha. Comedy gold.  B¬)

[Seaniee1]

dick head you translated it wrong im fluent so i know

[oneallopez]

Man this is so disrespectful FUCK OFF

[DeScope1]

pretty sure we won that game man. andd this video is so disrespectfull.

[ryanjack111]

The last one should be translated to 'You are dead meat'!

[westftp]

fukn god dam gafas piss off u fukin muppets...

[shoobee101]

LMAO!!! this was pretty funny

[saliasoka]

you rot in hell ..you son of a bitch...

[b00g131]

this guy is so racist he doesnt have the BALLS to say it on the news the PUSSY

[demeleo]

lol...funny...and who won this again? oh ja bokke got their butt kicked again

[TheVorno]

hahaha !

[toasty06]

its not even that funny

[s2alixandras2]

boookkkke!! hey uhmm comentator you know exactly what they are saying my goodman... go bokke

[MegaEranio]

i think this is so disrespectful!!!!!! an thats coming from an englishman

[s2alixandras2]

@MegaEranio hahahaha this is comedy!!!

[cytype]

fuck you!!!!

[mendoza00721]

is this a reel translation ? or he's making fun of the haka

[MegaEranio]

@mendoza00721 he is takin the piss the disrespectful tosser!!!!

[elswillie]

@mendoza00721, It is the Real Translation

[kinseypomana09]

What A Fuckin' Dick Head I Bet You Wouldn't Say That In New Zealand You Little Pussey.

[ayeshaun]

this is lame

[kiwigrl2]

This is pretty lame...I'm not uptight or anything, just what he's saying isn't very funny. They could have made this more humorous if they were a bit more clever. Hmm by the way, who won the last game..? ;)

[jinxtgi]

ur u sh** hu eva saying that

[puckumiss111]

racist faggot

[nikolastas]

its scary dance , if i were they opponent i would shit my pants xD

[butcheredwards]

what thats not the fucking translations this little shit commentator WILL fucking die CUNT!!!

[32grmiller]

is that really what they r saying

[kyba69]

HEY!! FUCK YOU!!!! us pollys would reck you. damn idiots!

[ihinarap]

Haha definately not offended by it but was dry... except the I wanna take the jersey off was funny

[happytexangirl]

Hey xyman71 you are wrong about the genocide - one thing the early settlers in SA did not wipe the indigienous people out - the population numbers that are present today will show that. But for the rest can't you just take a bit of a laugh sometimes, after all the haka sings about dancing on corpses of enemies - how funny is that!

[olckers69]

Yip... dont be a wanker.... GO BOKKE!!!!!!! You hold your sheep so dear.....!! HEHAHAHEHEHAHHA

[xyman71]

hey guys good attempt at taking the piss..... NOT, but i guess it is a little hard for you guys to write the mass genocide of ur native people (SA & OZZIE) into a song that would keep all partys happy. Id love to see you spout this sorta bull shit in front of a real group of kiwis, youd get your heads knocked in.

[olckers69]

Not in this lifetime mate.... Id pay to see it... never mess with a BOER buddy.... It might be the last thing you do...

[Anarion29]

@xyman71

get ur facts straight dickhead. dont compare us to fuckin aussies, no native people were massacred in SA. and stop whining. its just a bloody video.....

[krishmokristen1]

fucking racist.

[eminemsdabomb1234]

i hate da all black skanks go bokke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah sa rules

[tommiigun]

we have our sheep, which we hold so dear. :D

hahaaa. glad to see someone other than the welsh get a bollocking over sheep.

[shahrid1987]

Atleast kiwis have respect for natives, pakeha or maori we're all equal, unlike SA or Austrailia, white kiwis respect the haka n the traditions of natives.

[drkoracle]

HAHA GO BOKKE !!!!!

[malsnave]

fuck you

[kazkaka]

totally crap, fails hard on been funny. Only the ppl without culture or respect for other cultures enjjoys this fail funny attempt

[mulliganmm]

@kazkaka Mate youre uptight if this was an SA joke you would be laughing

[tzaneen85]

I love the All Blacks and the Springboks, but this is just plain funny. I laughed out loud.

[TheImran97]

damn u...

[honorablegod]

this is bs

[scorpio19702011]

They should do away with the Haka in rugby. It is so stupid. Whats with pulling all those faces it is ridiculus.

[EEEDDDLLL1234]

hahahaha all blacks got SERVED

[bestvaluemaui]

like the vid hate the supposed translation!! (jerk its more like i live you die you big hairy man)

[RugbyEqualsAwsome]

Bro this isnt funny. disrespectfull hard.

[coreaboi316]

LOL wth is this... crappy translation

[kinkehpanda]

People should be able to take a joke. Why is the so much hate on SA if the team didn't make this video. Lmao

[kinkehpanda]

People should be able to take a joke. Why is the so much hate on SA if the team didn't make this video. Lmao

[sinahsta7]

@kinkehpanda shut the fuck up u fuckin idiot f u were MAORI ud feel the fuckin sme wae u stupid balhead pakeha kunt HAKA is smthn we tke pride of u bustard this is str8 disrespectfull u fuckin fagg

[leeannvh]

BLINKIN' EXCELLENT!!!!

lol lol lol lol

Im a Kiwi & find this rip-roaring funny

(Ok, ex-Saffer)

[sinahsta7]

@leeannvh ur a fucked up idiot u like aussies dissin ur country aye u fucked in the head balhead pakeha kunt YO FUCKIN YO BLACK POWER BITCH SEIG OWT MANGY u fuck head

[Cyprezz51]

that was not funny.

this is tradition and culture of honourable nation.

use ur something, what ever this is

[14PostmanPat]

This was the 2009 game in Dunedin (house of Pain and the All Black's stronghold and fortress where they lose few games. It was also the centenary (or some other big anniversary) there. That's why there was a new haka. This was THE game of the celebrations. Which turned to commiserations cos the Boks beat them! Because of the anniversary, the tickets sold out in less than an hour!

[bish51]

Average attempt mate.

by the way who won that Game??

[justduncan]

so where is the funny witty bit? I must have missed it.

[waterman178]

i dont know, but i think it was the part thats like

im wearing a leather thong so i walk kind of funny

[barney4troy]

dis is not a bloody joke it is nz tradition u bloody dick head transl8a ur a dik get a job that doesnt hurt peoples feelings go bak to were u belong the mental home

[omiles7879]

go and fuk yourself sa x

[iTzZagRAMBO]

Let me become one with the land This is our land that rumbles And it's my time! It's my moment! This defines us as the All Blacks It's my time! It's my moment! Our dominance Our supremacy will triumph And will be placed on high Silver fern! All Blacks! Silver fern! All Blacks! that is the correct translation not that stupid bastards

[lyndonnorton1981]

I didn't think it was all that funny, and I'm all up for taking the piss. It's not about being disrespectful, it's about actually being funny, which its not. I found it boring and unoriginal 1 star.

[Xephon6969]

Love this!

[neviskoning]

Come on people it's a joke... I think!? Not too good with the Maori language. Stop being such pansies about it. You are only disrespected if you truly have passion for your jersey, and with all them Fijians in the squad well it speaks for itself.

B-O-K-K-E!!!!!!!!!!!

[crankatorium]

it's just a joke calm down....

[jaquesvansa]

love it. please people try not to be so sensitive.rugby was always intended for people that can take a joke.