Maria has PMS (Umineko Hell entry #1)

[saudicrafter]

someone tell what name of this anime ??

[NickTheRedFox]

@saudicrafter

the anime is umineko.

[latiaos11]

@saudicrafter Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

[Ub3rpr1nny]

Well it could have been worst. He could have gave the waitress a tip for "ambiance".

[smackyourfreckle]

his name is richard jeni he is hilarous

[Rekka7773]

Can someone tell me who the comedian is? XD I have been trying to find it forever

[freemovies411]

@Rekka7773 Richard Jeni. He's dead now, so he's only got a few clips here on YouTube. HILARIOUS. HIS BIT was the one that brought me here. XD

[TIGERTHATROARS]

LOL

[KruegerLot]

You know, I am no doctor but.. why the hell would you drink alcohol if you had PMS, wouldn't that make your problems worse? I don't drink so I wouldn't know, correct me if I'm wrong.

[freemovies411]

@KruegerLot It does, but he mentions earlier in the bit that she likes Red Wine and that it doesn't stop her. XP

[Robbase231]

Higurashi version:

Rena: Keichi kun, were you lookng at Shion's breasts"

Keichi: ahhh....no

Rena: UUUSSSsOOOODDAAa!!!!

[girlgarde]

If Batler's a pedophile, then he should have said "Yeah, I looked at her breasts not of lust but out of disgust! They looked so goddamn unnatural! Flat chests all the way! Yeah!". That would be funny as hell...... lol!

[girlgarde]

Maria can be REALLY creepy at times, can't she? Still, you shouldn't hate her for it, it makes her more interesting being like that. If she got like that, I'd just work through it and be careful until she snapped out if it or even help get her out of it......

[ShadowSkyX]

when he does his "wife's" voice, he sounds eerily similar to Vegeta! That's scary! @ :45. Well it's more of a mixture of frieza and Vegeta but still! LMFAO

You don't have to lie... XD

[KirroSoya]

Maybe someone should just tell them that Shannon's boobs were fake... (It's true, Ryukishi himself confirmed it in an interview!)

[PowerPissProductions]

rofl the voice made my day

[GentlemanAeon777]

Glanced? More like "attacked to grope the boobies".

[msdp]

This is just perfect xD!

[SuperGibsta]

...So apparently Battler's with Maria now... Pedophilia much?

[girlgarde]

@SuperGibsta What do you expect? it's Japan, the land of no age of consent, LOL!

Seriously though, it's cute even if it's kind of creepy.

[SuperGibsta]

@girlgarde Well yeah, but still... Aren't they family? o.o

[girlgarde]

@SuperGibsta Yeah, I said that's it's creepy and that Japanese culture has somewhat different social norms from North American culture it seems.

[KanonYoshiya]

I would of said...: Yes i was i compared them to yours, your bigger hunny <3 xD

[LunaWalker24]

I cant believe he actualy said "I didn't order them they came with the meal!"

[slaughtz]

ROFL so true. "Why can't you be a man? Try being a man." "...What am I supposed to do? It's all I can do to keep from bashing her with the ketchup bottle and mounting her on the salad bar!"

[HigurashiMikuchan913]

that was amazing i love this. xD

[2dfangirl17]

What audio is this? Cuz its so damned funny xD

[belphegor5551]

5555555555555555555+

[dingschavez]

what's the name of the comedian

[GreigaSP]

@dingschavez

I believe it's Richard Jeni

[Gamefinder143]

0:40 was matched up pretty well

[DjLsdMixes]

LOL @ 0:52 that matched up great

[SpammyMew]

10 people dont know what an ocean is.

[latios9003]

and where is the Maria ???????(Umineko Hell entry #2) can you tell me

[bursky09]

10 haters are following you!!

[latios9003]

nice one you can use that line in a comedy bar and you will get 10 star score

[sergateway]

whats the name of the cartoon and the name of the comedian?

[mimi565657]

@sergateway the anime name is umineko no naku koro ni

[ODSTD56]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[carlosvallemarquez5]

MY dumbass would say that if I were in that position

[Random1208]

Ten overly jealous girlfriends voted.

[HaleyLaney]

what is the name of this comedian? pls respond! thanks! :3

[mementomori39]

@HaleyLaney Richard Jeni. Awesome guy.

[Remnainsofbattle]

ITS ALL I COULD DO TO KEEP MYSELF FROM BASHING HER WITH THE KETCHUP BOTTLE AND MOUNTIN HER ON THE SALAD BAR!!

[SoulessPsycho]

@Remnainsofbattle WAT DID U JUST SAY?

[BoleroBakurine]

This made my day XD

[madnessiscool]

9 people mounted her on the Salad Bar.

[InkWell777]

@madnessiscool don't say that, or else i'm going to have to dislike this video xD

[SlaveOfZombina]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[singalinger]

ITS OKAY YOU CAN BE HONEST YOU DONT HAVE TO LIE

[carlosvallemarquez5]

who is the guy telling the jokes???

[Random1208]

@carlosvallemarquez5

Richard Jeni

[7777souleater]

Was I lookin' at her breasts, uh.... no?!?!

friggin' awesome

[ShippaiX3]

@7777souleater "what did you just say >:|"

[MetalBen721]

Man This Is just Hilarious, Who Is Comedian

[AirOfTheAirMan]

@MetalBen721 Richard Jeni

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

Richard Jeni you dog you

[zoodorable99]

maria: why do you have to lie? why cant you just be a man? try being a man!

battler: well what the hell am i supposed to do?! its the only thing stopping me from bashing her with the ketchup bottle and mounting her on the salad bar!

maria:what did you just say?

hey im like that too! im a women so i wont lie! lol!

[emilixa15]

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[HinataChick38]

"Honey, let's not start this, okay? It's not my fault. You can't get mad at me because the waitress has big breasts. I didn't order 'em, THEY CAME WITH THE MEAL!"

LOL!

[llRambardll]

Yeah, Maria. I'm like that, too. What the hell did he just say? Somebody tell me D:

[neopetsmaraquafan1]

'they came with the meal' LOL

[Roxiieoriginals210]

lmao! XD i didnt order em' they came with the meal! XD

[llRambardll]

To say that she had a large bussom is to say that the Atlantic Ocean... is DAMP.

[FreyaIsTheNight]

Is it just me or does Maria sound like Ryuk?

[taloscal]

is it just me or can you give maria any voice and it will fit

[GodzillaBoy3]

who is this guy?

[RazzDejaStar]

@GodzillaBoy3 Richard Jeni

[TundraBlitz]

Why do all of these have to be attached to Umineko? Someone should upload the originals for the weeaboo/animu-intolerant.

[blackstar992]

@TundraBlitz did you just say the word?

[tempuserification]

XD HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[willizle02]

What did you just say....

[TheSpunkiesxxx]

Maria......Fernando, mi amigo--oh wait wrong video lol. epic and perfect with Jeni's voice=3

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

Lol they came with the meal

[lilbeth326]

Who Is The Guy Talking ?? x

[bonkersbon]

Maria suits every voice known to man x3

[crossfuse]

who is this guy thats talking??

[ShadowMercury]

@crossfuse Richard Jeni

[baisekushuaru]

LOL

[geardhorse332]

lol

[belly8900]

Maria looks like a demon...

[jayhan94]

hey what does PMS stand for anyway?

[Yojobat]

@jayhan94 Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. Before periods, some girls can turn into really angry... monsters (depending on the person ofc), although it's more common to have just a little stomach aches.

[BobTheWaitress]

"Were you looking at the waitress's BREEAAAASSTTSS?"

[PiGGyRafa]

WHAT ANIME IS THIS?

[bonkersbon]

omineko no naku koro

[PiGGyRafa]

thanks

[Insofistikerad]

Umineko no naku koro ni

(when the seagulls cry)

was a bit disappointed at the anime compared with the games. if you gonna watch the serie, play the fifth game after and the sixth after that. i think it has been translated to english now :)

[PiGGyRafa]

haha thanks

[HollowxHunter35]

This anime is umineko no naku koro ni.

[PiGGyRafa]

thanks xD

[familygirl414]

umineko no naku koro ni but you should watch higurashi first

[PiGGyRafa]

haha i alredy saw that one its awesome xD but thanks xD

[familygirl414]

welcome and have you started watching umineko yet im going to watch chiru!!

[PiGGyRafa]

@familygirl414  ahah lol

i'll just finish watching bokura ga ita and i'll start to watch unimeko no naku koro ni :D

[familygirl414]

whats that about?

[PiGGyRafa]

its a love story kind of like lovely complex but better :P

[familygirl414]

??????

[PiGGyRafa]

go to google and write bokuro ga ita and u'll c what it is xP

[familygirl414]

ehh maybeh latah

[TheLadyYuki]

I won't be mad o_O

[strawberriAMERICAN]

Hooter's isn't the best place to take your PMSing girlfriend... >_>

[jakcloudhighwind]

understatment of the f*ing history..

[kumiXborg]

@strawberriAMERICAN I don't know me and my boyfriend had a great time a Hooters. :3

[and by chance we did get the girl with the biggest breasts. >w<' ]

[HinataChick38]

@strawberriAMERICAN Could be worse. The guy could've taken his girlfriend to Deja Vu. (it's a topless restaurant. No bra, no nothing. [If you don't know])

[flippyrocks892]

To say that she had a large bussom is to say that the ocean is damp.

[hermit527]

A KETCHUP BOTTLE!

[ShadowMercury]

What is the audio from?

[HinataChick38]

What did you just say?

[TheMegamanMaster]

You know what am I spose to do?! It's the only thing keeping me from bashing her on the head with the Ketchup bottle and mounting her on the salad bar!!

[Jashinknowsbest]

Why can´t you just be a man, try being a maaaan....

[BringerOfD]

this was perfect XD

[TheGothgirl96]

"Honey let's not start this you can't get mad at me cause the waitress has big breasts I didn't order them ; THEY CAME WITH THE MEAL!" X3

[Zalure]

LMFAO! It syncs so perfectly! 5/5!

[jenniwithcake]

That is awesome :P

[foamythe]

I keep trying to find out what show this is. Anyone know?

[LeFatTurkey]

"Umineko no Naku Koro ni", or "When the Seagulls Cry". A non-direct sequel to "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni", or "When the Cicadas Cry".

It's a complete mind-rape. Don't stop watching it because you get confused.

[Pikachunojutsu]

i think somone already said it (and it is in the title ) but it is called Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[athgard35]

WAIT. It just came to me..

A 9-YEAR-OLD, has PMS?

[ssbmaster3]

It IS Maria after all.

[jakcloudhighwind]

....that explains everything...oh god RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[Animesweetgirl25]

well, it IS possible. especially from Maria

[athgard35]

"It's all I can do to keep from bashin' her with a ketchup bottle and mount her on the salad bar!"

"What did you just SAY?"

Perfect synchro rate. XD

[Kirroha]

It's ok, you can be honest. I WONT BE MAD...

[SmallTimeHalo]

Oh for fuck's sake. Talk about one hell of a punch line.

[3abudy]

Another Excellent video... XD

"It's ok.. you can be honest.." hahahaha honestly 5/5 !!

[zefieftw]

"its not my fault!!! it came with the meal!"

its 100 /10!!! i love it!!! look 100 out of 10!!!

[Lonexwolfy]

I can be honest?! Awesome I have an imaginary friend named Boscoe.

[musixgrl]

YOU KNOW BOSCO?! XD

[COOKIEMARIANNE]

ok richard jeni's skits er w/e yall wana call em are PERFECT for umineko

[sayonarashadow21]

Richard Jeni. He's fuckin brilliant.

[Caidling]

firstly kckass vid bt who is the comedian?

[RageMasterX]

what comedian is this???

[xxxZealotxxx]

it sounds like richard jeni im not entirely sure thought

[gu31l]

that was the funniest and scariest of my life

Maria voice sync was perfect and creepy

[adellbaker]

My gf is the same

[Scoodlz]

They came with the meal!

[aff83310]

what show is this from the video part not the audio part

[WakaLakaTime]

Umineko no naku koro ni.

[Jarino507]

umineko no naku koro ni

[Nurgle777]

Well done, mate, well done!

[LaughingComedian]

That was the creepiest thing I have ever seen. But...it...was...so...AWESOME!­!!!

[QuinnySan]

I'll... never eat salad from a salad bar again.

[Clone394]

i want what battler guy ordered

[Pheonixwright]

Maria's facial expressions are perfect...I'll never look at her the same way again. THAT VOICE I CANT UNHEAR IT

[littlemog92]

wouldnt that give shannon the PMS?

[MissOmochikaeri]

"I didn't order them, they came with the meal!" LMAO I have to see the full version of this!

[SnickerzAnime14]

lol

xDDD

[ReiteiSeiren]

Nice work! This is awesome! Lol :D

[yoselin111]

i love this! specially the marias expressions with the lip-syncing XD

5/5

[Blue80y00]

I lol'd...HARD!!! XD

[weirdsora]

who is the comedyain

[TheAnimefan297]

this is so so funny almost died laughing!!!

5 stars ( =

[Moonstream360]

"what did you just say..." IM DIEING OVER HERE NOW!

[PockyBebop]

OMG I love that, especially the lip synching with Maria. This had better be in Umineko Hell! May I ask who is talking in the audio?

[stratikeo]

Richard Jeni. :D

[PockyBebop]

Thanks. I need to look up more of his stuff. He's hilarious!

[TheSentinals]

OMG That is all i have to say.

[tsukixan]

That made my day!!

[himegami012]

that was amazing XD there is no way that this won't make it into Umineko Hell

[urHAALP]

HOLY CRAP that was amazing. The syncing and the faces were perfect ;D

[cadslover]

LOLs this is so funny!!!!!! Best entry I've seen today!!!!!!

[hyperpinklemons]

Hahah, I think this entry is really good! XD

[KillerLoliProduction]

the lip licking was scary O_o

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

[Superduck779]

Oh! That's hilarious! It fits too well!