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  • Wait parkour is considered a "sport"? Since when?

  • @noptic since around when kick boxing arrived

  • .. His ring tone was "Old McDonald" I just think you should note that.

  • The video quality makes all the cutscenes look like Out of This World -- and sometimes the game itself looks like it too. Hell, I couldn't even see any facial features on the guy dropping in at 9:20.

  • "wait they give you an achievement for finishing the first level ?"

    WELCOME TO MODERN VIDEO GAMING

  • I just realized something, you guys are like the the Beavis and Butthead of letsplays.

  • Who seriously owns a T-Shirt of Asterix, Tin-Tin or Marsupilami?

  • Just got the game

  • @MrBrightside391 he played the demo

  • I call bullshit you can't beat that good at mirrors edge if you G

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  • Mirrors edge 2: multiple hairline fracture

    Mirrors edge 3: Another month with this cast

    Mirrors edge 4: Sweet I have use of my legs

  • Isn't Code Lyoko French too?

  • @Ultran122 It is, yes.

  • "broken femur - the game" priceless!

  • I didn't know that they made this on the psp.

  • "Totally Spies."

    French Anime.

    That'll be $200.

  • @MalamiteLtd That's great but 200 dollars isn't a lot of money.

  • @MalamiteLtd The Martin Mystery anime as well.

  • @CaptainTinTyrant Ah, that's right. The same animation group too, wasn't it?

  • @MalamiteLtd Eeyup. They also did some space school thing that nobody cared about.

  • @CaptainTinTyrant all i remember is people getting shot on that show

  • the thing is this game is amazing and he sux nooooooooooo

  • He sounds like the Rage Quit guy from acheivement hunter.com

  • Not once do you ever actually pin point a moment where someone uses an insult, not one time. Nor do you attempt to prove yourself. You just say you're right without any evidence and go on your way. You also try to justify yourself by saying people insulted you, trying to make yourself look like the victim? Or you just know that we use actual evidence and you dont, and im pretty sure you are a much bigger bully than these guys could ever be.

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  • "I'm a pacifist..."

    However he has no problem with beating the shit out of people in the game with no weapons.

  • @InuYashafanboyee That's more the developers' fault than him for not knowing what a pacifist is XD

  • You Don't Know Jack actually has an achievement where you play five games on Friday and Saturday. But since YDKJ is mean to you anyway, that's no surprise.

  • Actually, 'Broken Femur: The Game' would probably be the prequel, from what the guy said about a fall.

  • Oh my God, that video quality.

  • TF2 actually has achievements for getting Youtube views. I thought it was hilarious when you said that.

  • Based on his username, I think he's the same age as me. That makes me sad.

  • i forgot that Slowbeef said "Let's get to the damn games!" and i thought it was Black ops Zombies Kenedy

  • ...this is a good game though...dont judge the game

  • all of the achivements they said all apply to my life.......

  • lmfao the bit on being a sensitive man because he's not big on murder was just hilarious.

    subbed

  • Ever notice how people who hate retsupurae are sensitive pussies who can't take a joke?

  • @JustinStockdale1

    Everyone notice people who like retsupurae are brick head who love mindless entertainment of two ass holes making fun of random people?

  • @rikuown if retsupurae didn't exist, most of these LPers wouldn't be known to anyone at all

  • @randoguy101

    Yep that's so horrible since they are bad LPers right?

    @JustinStockdale1

    No, you had no point, only an insult. I don't debate insults, so shut it.

  • @rikuown It's good to see you taking the high road and not throwing insults back for no reason.

  • @rikuown Lol he wasnt even insulting you, why are you so sensitive? Bullying has two parties to it that are at fault, the bully but also the victim. A bully is wrong to bully someone but the victim is also wrong to overreact. If a guy says "hey how is it going?" some guy will say "WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME YOU TROLL ,GOD" And looking at Justin's comment, there isnt an insult to be seen. Bullying has the responsibility of both parties, NOT just the bully. You're the one overreacting.

  • @randoguy101 ikr. Its practically an honer to get restupuraed.

  • @randoguy101 if retsupuraeers didn't exist, The concept of the LP wouldn't exist

  • @rikuown Could I have a translation of your comment please?

  • @rikuown Thats not even a normal sentance, I don't normally bash people's grammar and writing, but its to the point where you cant even understand what they are trying to say. Entertainment has always been mindless. Thats the true form of entertainment. Ever notice how you completly ignored what I said, and started restating what you already said. You also ignored that antisadism guy, and his comment was the basis for my comment.

  • Who's thought a retsupurae without diabetus would be somewhat acceptable humor.

  • These guys are a good representation of how shitty youtube's community is.

    I hope they die very painful deaths

  • @rikuown Yeah, commenting on other let's plays is despicable, but wishing that people die painful deaths is absolutly not, absolutly no irony in your comment at all.

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  • @antisadism

    I don't think that word means what you think it means, dumb ass.

    There is no irony going on here, I'm sure you'll understand since you are so smart.

  • @rikuown The irony is that you claim they represent youtube's shitty community and heavily implies that you are not a part of that shitty community, yet you wish other people very pain deaths is a clear representation of how shitty youtube's community is, Thats complete irony, I do love it when when people get overly defensive and start insulting people, the kid who throws the first punch is always the loser.

  • @antisadism

    Instead of actually looking up the definition of irony, you continue to ignore everything I said. You are an arrogant fool who is too conceited to admit he made a single mistake, even to himself.

    you should probably fix that, lest it linger with you til your death.

  • @rikuown What about you? I know that you clearly understood what I was talking about, you must know that irony has always been commonly misused to refer to hypocrisy. But you detract from the subject as well. The word I was looking for was hypocrisy, but you knew that already. You're also arrogant. At least I dont say stuff like "I hope these two die very painful deaths" and I doubt you were just kidding either. Dont act like you're the good guy and dont act like retsupurae are the bad guys.

  • @antisadism

    I'm not arrogant, as if i were to make a mistake and someone pointed it out, I wouldn't make it twice because I didn't believe them. Especially if I have the internet to do all the research i want.

    I never said i was the good guy, I simply said they are the bad guys, which they truly are. How much of a good guy i may be is irrelevant to the discussion. They are bullies, low life scum on the internet. They might be respectable if they troll even, then it might take some skill.

  • @rikuown Your definition of "bad guy" is in question, they say stuff like he sounds like JFK or he couldnt wait 3 seconds to die, comments not even related to him but about parkour, comments related to the fact that he is in such a hurry to lets play this, they do make very small subtle insults, but its not that bad, but the majority of their commentary is not insulting. They arent calling this guy a moron or anything, Many people they commentate actually subscribe to these guys afterwards.

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  • @JustinStockdale1

    No, that is not what irony is.

    look up "sarcasm"

  • @rikuown You win this time, but still, overall you're a jerk for wanting these two to die painfully, they arent trolls and they barely insult the people they commentate on, its a huge stretch to want to people who commentate on other lets plays to want them to die horrible deaths, theres a difference between Retsupurae and trolls. They attempt to make comedical jokes which I find funny time to time, but trolls are just full-fledged insulters who do nothing but insult them. Thats the difference.

  • @JustinStockdale1

    Yes they do insult him, nearly the entire time. No they are not comedians, they are bullies, like i told antisadism.

    Besides, trolls are much more fun to watch, as it takes skill to troll someone. However, insulting someone takes no skill, anyone could do it. I would hold trolls to higher standards than these guys. One you have to try, the other you just have to run your mouth.

    Just disgusting.

  • @rikuown Well alot of people subscribe to these guys because they think they are funny, I dont care about lets plays at all, I personally think they are funny.

    But for the very two minutes of this video the comments are about him sounding like President Kennedy, his incredibly intricate username, his incredible rush to record, a crack about him reacting to some guy getting punched, etc. etc. I mean like 10% of the video commentary is insults, but they dont do it the entire time.

  • That's nothing.

    A group of people LP'd Pokemon Black and White before it was even released in Japan.

  • I can never remember.

    Which two commentators are these?

    And whose the third one who isn't here?

    I know their names are Proteus, Diabetus and Slowbeef, but I can't remember which is which.

  • @julian8456 Diabetus and Dave-O.

  • @megadeth425 Slowbeef and Dave-O, actually.

  • What's funny is that You Don't Know Jack actually did have an achievement called Social Outcast for playing it on Friday or Saturday nights.

  • Tough nerds....

  • Who would've guessed, there will actually be achievements three years later for uploading a youtube video.

    I'm looking at you Tf2

  • 8:00 Today, I unlocked a Dog tag in Crysis 2 for playing the game after 11:30 p.m. Joke has become reality.

  • "That's a helicopter by the way."

    Really, I thought it was Spider-Man. Oh wait sorry, it doesn't look small and Asian.

  • Because when I hear Spiderman I think Small free running Asians.

  • People did the same thing with Portal 2. They were all terrible. No big surprise.

  • "You can't sell French cartoons on T-shirts."

    What about Asterix?

  • @typomanbros

    Was about to say that. :]

  • Achievement unlocked: FIRST!

  • acheivement unlocked

    moving

  • I love how he keeps trying to get on the pole. Especially when the game spawns him on it, in a place where he could just walk across.

  • His password isn't Benjamin. ):

  • y'know, this kid is smarter than 80 percent of youtube because this kid owns a capture card yet there are grown me who use webcams

  • As a person who does parkour regularly

    This video cracked me up.

  • I love how he's making a Let's... oh sorry, "walthrough" with commentary when he's not even talking for a quarter of the video.

  • lol i figured it out.

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  • @jukka2311 ... Excuse me, what?

  • @DayBreakization yep. im hard to understand, lol but it was about my mirrors edge not working, like when i finished training, it would just take me back to the menu and i couldnt move on, im gonna delet those anyway, i orgot all bout them :D

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  • @DayBreakization XD i dunno, but the rent wouldnt work, but i got the game to work, it turns out i wasnt doing something right

  • HARDCORE PEOPLE DON'T NEED DOORS. DOORS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

  • At least no bad LPers have broken the 15 minute limit..right?

  • @TheKingMoogle Well slowbeef did actually.

  • Achievement Unlocked: Having "Old McDonald Has a Farm" as your ringtone. 200 points.

  • @rickhh1 Achievement Unlocked: No Taste. -150G

  • @Icerama108 achievement unlocked: eat 8 tacos a day. 1g

  • @goat210210 Achievement unlocked: Milking this way too much. No seriouslyG

  • Funny thing is the achievement is actually called Pacifist haha

  • There's a lot of french anime,like Wakfu for example. Too bad it's all shit.

  • slowbeef cant believe that somebody would ever LP a game that is less than 5 years old.

  • @wildgenius Not so much that, but they don't seem to have any foreknowledge of it before playing. I think he's incredulous that someone would try it before actually knowing what the game is about.

  • "You see that guy he looked at that other dude disapprovingly, brutal"

  • Love your achievement jokes. =D

  • I watched a really good LP of this that was 30 minutes each video. Sounds like MSN games has harder achievements then the 360.

  • Acheivment Unlocked: Another night with your hand.

  • there is a french anime, botz master was made in france

  • @RoxburghRoxx

    Botz Master was french? The one with all the lasers, that doctor named Hisk and I think it had 3D segments? French? No way. It had a kicking rad rap theme, no way was that french.

  • @animerox1341 It was French, yeah, but it's not an anime...

  • @DenOfVipers well its as close as they got

  • @DenOfVipers

    Actually it technically is, what with the french term for anime being dessins-animés.

    ...And typing that little factoid out just made my penis retract all the way into my body.

  • @animerox1341

    The French have an almost unhealthy obsession with anime and it has a huge influence in a lot of their aniamted productions. See also: Oban Star Racers

  • Achievement unlocked: Women still don't like me.

  • ive never played this game but it looks shitty.

  • Hey Mom I M on you tube im famous!!

  • "This video is called 'Don't Be A Bully'."

    hahahahahahhaha

  • This is actually a really fun game.

  • I'm amazed they didn't point out the fact that he said "That's a helicopter, by the way."

  • They don't have doors. Remember he said they weren't necessary.

  • I'd buy BROKEN FEMUR: THE GAME

  • A-HEM, no French anime for T-shirts? Code Lyoko would like a word...

  • @AcetheGolden Your life must be hella fun, bro.

  • @UberRusty I've made peace with the fact that I'm a nerd. Though even I think that comment was a bit much >_< and yeah, I've got LOADS goin' on.

  • Achievement Unlocked - Lost All of your friends to the game 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999999Points

  • @KirbyRoolz47 Fuck, I lost.

  • this is one of your best videos let i litirally laughed my ass off

  • I'm still in disbelief that the LPer started to do this just AFTER he bought the game. Good riffing as always, but this time around I do have a complaint:

    The statement "You can't sell French cartoons on T-shirts" (2:06) is sort of untrue. Asterix anyone?

  • Achievements are getting ridiculous nowadays.

    I think GMod has an achievement that requires you to log an entire year worth of playtime.

  • So wait, he's a pacifist, and has 'Old McDonald Had A Farm' as his ring tone? This kid is hardcore man.

  • This game is awesome but i broke the disc :( i knocked my xbox off the tv while i was playing and the disc got scratched.

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  • eventually people are gonna start crashing E3 just to do immediate LP's of the just-announced games.

  • Spiderman! Oh wait nothing like that.

    Makes me laugh every fucking time.

  • this game looks awesome

    too bad my xbox died

  • it looked awesome...& then I saw this.

  • Ich bin ein Retsupuraer.

  • A terrible game to LP. It's fun and unique on it's own, but posting it so other people can watch you play? Not the greatest idea.

  • @666j1 quit menstrating all over other people's fun. you don't like it, don't watch it

  • Parkour Parkour

    FUCKIN SICK!!!!

  • "Another saturday night alone"

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • this has to be the worst choice of game tp LP too. There's really nothing to see but buildings and shit and maybe some anime that you won't really get into too much because it's all about gameplay and emotions of the character as you play rather than something photogenic like Zelda where you can see cool bosses and shit.

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  • Thank you, brave youtube knight, you have saved this e-damsel with your bold words.

  • They do give you Achievments for no reason...

  • He sounds like a older version of Butters.

  • 4:11. Oh, Hamburgers. Fuck that.

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  • It's not a joke.

    It's a statement of fact.

    Faith's "Batcave" is a gym. She doesn't have super powers or shit like that; it's where she hones her body and abilities.

  • Yeah, something that isn't a joke is a bad joke.

    You're a real fucking winner.

  • @NamratsTheStarman Gyms let you defy physics?

  • He's a pacifist....so instead of shooting people he's kneeing cops in the crotch and then caving their face in.......sure, pacifist.....

  • It's a game dude. You wouldn't do that in real life sigh.

  • I miss Dave_O. I wish he'd come back for some more videos.

  • I miss Dave-O too. Bring back Dave_O!

    Also, what happened to the video of that crazy kid LPing Jurassic Park. That one was hysterical.

  • Yeah I really wanna see that one again.

  • "Raptor motherfucker!!" never fails to crack me up

  • Yes. I love their commentary at his cursing.

    "I'd totally take this kid out for beer" gets me everytime.

  • I think that was Dave_O. I really can't tell. I can identify which one's Beefy and which one's betus, no problem, but as for them, its tricky.

  • "Another Saturday Night Alone" achievement unlocked.