McCain Learns How to Use a Computer

[tomhaley52]

Use a computer for what? watching porn? who email's anybody that has a cellphone? I guess he could watch insulting videos on youtube. He sure is missing a lot by not using a computer. But I really can't think of anything useful.

[balancingactpictures]

Are you serious? You can't think of anything else a computer is used for besides watching videos on youtube? Let me guess - you're 56, live in Montana with your mother because your wife kicked you out after that long unemployment spell, but now you work for Wal-Mart in the ammo department. You haven't had your teeth cleaned or examined in eight years, and your teenaged co-workers are creeped out by your bolo tie.

[tomhaley52]

A great invention, you can insult someone you have never met, know nothing about, over what? Do you ever use your computer for anything useful? Make any money with it? It's just an expensive hobby to 99% of the people that have one and I know because I've been in the computer business for years. I helped build the Dell factory, Lowes data center and Citibanks. I just finished setting up Googles new computer center. Whats on your resume?

[60sHippieChick]

tomhaley52: So, you're in construction?

[tomhaley52]

IT security design and systems. Computer facilities under construction have to be protected from being bugged or hacked before they have their internal safeguards in place. It's cheaper to hire contractors than to use their own IT people who usually don't have the experiance. A few years back the American Embassy built in Moscow had to be completely redone because the KGB had microphones and other electronic listening devices installed in all the walls.

[StevenSeattle77]

WOW, that's classy... unfortunately McCain's multi-re-injuries from broken arms and torture in Vietnam prevent him from typing, or even combing his hair. Like school on Martin-Luther King Day (which McCain voted to make a holiday BTW)... NO CLASS.

Can we look forward to an amazing insight into teaching him to comb his hair?

[BustinBush]

Torture? The only torture is him still being alive!

[RobertGary1]

Dud you are an idiot. McCain was tortured for 3 years while serving our country. He has limited use of one arm and limited use of the other hand.

[BustinBush]

McCain invented the Blackberry and I have proof!

[Th3UnionFor3v3r]

Walter Knott invented the Boysenberry and I have proof!

[Greeneyez2475]

I have a blackberry! Bold!

[eksdem]

OOOpsie.

Somebody made a big mistake.

McCain can't use a keyboard because of his POW-related injuries.

[craigandlisa92029]

I realize it's tough using a computer, such as how many times to press the 'Post Comment' button on youtube.

If John McCain can drive a car, shake someone's hand, use a pen or pencil, and make love to his wife, then he can use a mouse. If he can't type on a keyboard, then he can get voice recognition software, or have an aide transcribe for him. This is not a joke - under NO CIRCUMSTANCE should we have a president who does not know how to get information off the internet.

[SRR59]

Right on!!!! He also has not trouble using a cell phone!!!!

[BustinBush]

Right, it was that fuckin' bullet through his tiny brain, right?

[SRR59]

Thats not true!!!!

[eksdem]

McCain is unable to use a keyboard because of his POW injuries.

[BustinBush]

Yeah, we heard you the first time...

[timothyjchurchill]

I love it :) You guys are brilliant!

[jpmorbid]

very funny!

[hymiehymie]

BTW, for $29 last time I checked, you can get a perfectly fine lavalier mic from Radio Shack. If you'd taped it down by the laptop, you'd have gotten clear, even sound.

[hymiehymie]

Very well done - very funny. Please take more care with lighting and especially with sound next time, and you've got an even bigger winner.

[craigandlisa92029]

Thanks! You're absolutely right, I cringed at the uneven sound. We wanted to get it up while it was timely. And thanks for not mentioning the acting ...

[hymiehymie]

I may be right, but it was lame for me to post it as a comment instead of a message. But yes, sound is always the hardest part. I thought the acting was great. Good enough that without actually looking much like John and Cindy, you get the idea across perfectly. The dissonance in "look" actually makes it come through stronger, in my opinion. Don't change a thing about your acting style. Check out mine on Bush Guantanamo Commencement Address and Bush Speaks in Iran! Talk about minimal "acting."

[watercoloursgrey]

"This is a phone? It's got too many buttons."

ROFLMAO. HAHAHA. Very nice!

[mike3467]

plain hilarious,lol

[Keller80]

Just forward Twinky to me...