How to NOT ask a chick out

[gaterin1998]

480p CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!! BIG DIFRENCE!!!!!!

[khalifa13thy]

Lol don't make me rape you :-)

[castledavid136]

mik donalds ? wtf

[KanyeTroll]

if girls don't like this guy, i'll take him ;)

[CmoreBuhts]

It's only a mild case of herpes !!!!!!! Rofloroflroflroflrofl

[onlymdaccnt2commnt]

With Lines like these...how does he know so many girls numbers? like wtf...... i just roll up in a big white van, pull out a rag and ask her if it smells like chloroform! ;) like if u get it!

[xz30000]

"C'mon Trisha, uhh don't make me rape you..."

[beastdude]

at least he's got a cool screen saver. :P

[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

chuck norris can say those things and actually succeed

[Thibouthot]

omfg lol

[hernameisavril]

"We can invite your mom" lmao

[petk0able]

so what r ur thoughts on anal sex :D

ur crazy andy...a biiig thumb up for me

[petk0able]

so what r ur thoughts on anal sex :D

[DamianMnt]

dont make me rape u hahah

[mariofana]

Well.

That's how I always do it

[FB3PLAYHOUSE]

TIT MILK FTW :)

[colombianslayer]

That was the funniest vid I have ever seen

[TheDrummerboy1999]

Did anybody think that he's making a fake phone call

[MrAnyVids]

@TheDrummerboy1999 Of course he is making a fake phone call! Its a skit, not a real prank

[TheVeisonchen]

@TheDrummerboy1999 i agree that 

[AllTimeAesthetic]

lol last one was gross.

[dzboy500]

and how does he have all these numbers in the first place ? lol

[TheVaxo]

Best-I have new condom with orange taste wonna try it with me?

[JackItBoyz]

LOL funny shit xD

[GoldTeamDusty1]

"So what are your thoughts on anal sex?"

[2001lateralus]

hey andy, have you ever been to port angeles wa ? thats where i live. its just a ferry ride from vancouver.

[chikiichikiibongbong]

i noticed the westbeach you live in vancouver?

[BigBossDBA]

wow, you know a lot of women.

[sickx3rolasx3]

and then we can do heroin hahahaha nice

[thatkid358]

lol

and then we could do heroin

[mrturtle3000]

don't make me rape you

[Elroy1613]

i use these all the time lol

[NorseWarriorKing]

Only 3 times a day? Get some virilty, dude.

[rohanian11]

@NorseWarriorKing its a joke idiot.

[NorseWarriorKing]

@rohanian11 Well Duh.

[MLBWinnersandLosers]

how many girls does this guy know?

[kornboy3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[milosrastovac]

you know what i hate about this video is that you are smoking

and i am at my dads house and

there is no smoking allowed inside...

[AminASTRIxXx]

taste of my cock later :)))

[TheRevenge456]

TIT MILK

[IstalkBananas]

lmao!! epic!!

[firelordzuko100]

smoking shinks your dick by 2-3 cm some times more

[Niggs3000]

You try to be romantic. Do THEY appreciate it? NO!

[SavageGames360]

is that a joint? please say yes! lol

[2000andGRIME]

@SavageGames360 ...... just delete your account...

[SavageGames360]

@2000andGRIME lol

[BluTrilobite]

How about this one: "I said I was sorry, I thought you were at least 18!"

[warumfeuer]

Love how after each call you look at the phone with a so believable confused look.

[Jeffrie510]

i ROFLed Lol

[lealea97]

bahahaha friday night Mcdonalds hahahahahahaha hey sara whats up , guess what i have a huge dick :P lmao

[sillygirls999]

lol

[buroburo9]

@duckmaster50 omg same here dude same screen thats why i gave ur comment a thumbs up

[LBird44]

man ur hair looks sweet in this vid

[slayerzzzzzzzz]

i laughed at everyone....

[fuzil8]

AWESOME

[anesthesiac]

Your beard is fucking hot.

[brown55061]

This was freaking hilarious.

[LEGOZMEHEGOZBBLAHLOL]

dont make me rape you? DUDE i say dont make me rape you or im gunan rape you to EVERY GIRL I KNOW!!!!!! and they still like not rape if i liek it.....XD

[billsancisco]

Man you're hilarious

[PancreaticExplosion]

The first one was the greatest !

[DocRaverSpeedCore]

why would you want to ask a chick out???

just say to them that you would like to fuck them and they all say ok yeah sure

ive never met any woman in my life that wouldnt wanna fuck

[BathingGorillas]

@DocRaverSpeedCore i dont know what kinda girls you surround your self with, but you should get checked up quick.

[DocRaverSpeedCore]

@BathingGorillas

i dont surround myself with girls LOL, im hetrosexual, i dont hang with girls LOL

[amartinez97]

@DocRaverSpeedCore screw you their is more then just sex you pervert.

[ceretti04]

ahahahaha!!!!!!!! fuckin a

[HuiHms]

hahaha

[MrJustinKinney21]

hahaha xD

[avramkeeper]

I love how you look so surprised when they hang up.

[Harvest8888]

This is beyond awesome.

[R2J3M]

is that the guy out of brainiac ?

[rahmy84]

ROFL

[IW2GIN]

And then we could do heroin!

[markadams2000]

sick beard

[D2G436]

fuckin funny!!!!!!!!

[BuckBone4Lyfe]

LOL

[Natemzz12]

LOL!

[chachee99]

Yeah we can go out for coffee sometime. Coffee and cunt!

[chachee99]

good lines for running rejection game.

[zeel16]

hahhaa these are my fave lol halirous 0:14 , 0:40 , 0:50 , my fav 1:02 , 1:35 , my second fav 1:49 check them out

peace bchs

[Kurtage77]

HAHAHA

[isildur555]

common tirisha don't make me rape you

[Andywarski]

classic line indeed

[drinkbudyXD]

@isildur555 i used that line =))) its hard to make it funny

[huzibizi]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaa tossing the salad :-P

[henock190]

what the fuck

[cutiepie6923angelbab]

u are too fn cute and too fn funny too bad ur in canada babe

[davidmuel11]

Haha Canada is were the jokers are at beeacth!!

[Juniorain]

Tell her you're rich, that always works.

[minhmeo1209]

"Common Trisha.... Dun make me rape you! ...."

[isildur555]

man this was funny. they way he said it.

[Gabriellaella23]

@minhmeo1209 fave line lol

[tubeuser0123456789]

"Maybe instead of milk, I'll use your tit milk. That'd be... wha? Fuck!"

[thestevemaster9000]

How would you like to go out for some chicken, maybe some sex you know

[kayleighcheyenne]

Hahah :]

lmfao,!

[333FlutterButterfly]

so hopelessly cute............

[SaphyreRose777]

Lawl. The best part is that I could probably use some of those lines and get somewhere. Awesome.

I'd have to say that the stupidest thing I ever said to get a date was... "There's a naked chick in Saw 3. Wanna go check it out?"

[itsagainjustme89]

well i guess it could work, if u say it as a joke

having that said, u cant do that with every girl tho :P

[kazuya1196]

How does this only have 11,000 views? This shit is hilarious!

[Teekeus360]

That was funny.

[Zhx12]

"what are your thoughts about anul sex?" hahha thats a good one

[hcorebabysean]

anal not anul wow shows how much you get faggo

[melkesjokolade15]

wtf. chill,

[JU2T1NN1C0]

Damn that was funny ! xD !!! lol

[trailrider125]

Hopefully you have a taste for my cock late ahh. Hey sarah guess what, i have a huge dick

[gogetareeljob]

I'm not weird, you're weird, fuck y... ahh fuck hahaha

[TheRageAndGrace]

Well... :P You wouldn't randomly ask a girl out...

They would most likely have to know you at least a little to go out ;D and if they knew you, then they would know you're that way, sooo... They'd be cool with it, or else they would have ignored your ass a long time ago :D ... Just sayin'.

[adoniscomplex]

So your saying, dont be yourself when asking a girl out. Okay, got it.

[Psychyou1]

LMFAO this guy is the man!! Works every time

[IW2GIN]

"...and then we could do heroin!"

[MBPKyle]

DONT MAKE ME RAPE YOU!!!

[GraphyteTV]

"Don't make me rape you" hahahahhaha so funny man

[cucumberzr4chumpz]

hmmm funny thing is those "one liners" of his would actually b a great way 2 break the ice wiv me and would probly end up getting me a date

[iwatchvideos1234567]

don't make me rape you... xD

[choc6915]

and then we can do heroine lollll

[yeayeayea76]

LOL "My charges of rape have been dropped" "You have awesome tits" LOL

[elseany]

'what are your thoughts on anal sex?' lol

[jimstroker]

this is the funniest shit i have ever heard.

[MrDshaner]

you forgot the "hey bitch we going out friday"

[BalonieSandwitch]

friday night me you mcdonalds i-

"looks at the "phone" FUNNY KEEP IT UP XD

[BkEyElTeLE]

I'm at about 3 times a day masturbating hahaa. thats not weird. lol

[CookiesFarmer]

HAHA Say Thx to Fluffee For Making Me Subscribe To You lol

[xXDeadPandaPodcastXx]

"Come on Trisha...don't make me rape you!!" *dial tone*

xD

[CookiesFarmer]

yea like funniest thing ever lol XD

[118windsor]

sorry about that.

[118windsor]

i used the 3rd one on my girlfriend

[118windsor]

she likes jokes

[613bo]

LOL LOL LOL this guy is the fucking shit i have a new friend to watch on youtube and also i only wigh 125 pounds so i know how he feels i used to get made fun of too =( i dont like it

[blakhazr]

ROFL i love this video

[ISLANDBOY3332]

i used the first one

[NinjaLlamaBoy]

L0L

[Wicked420Bitch]

dont make me rape you

[aidenatt]

Hey youtube, guess what! "I have a huge dick"

[LukeMajkut]

i did that to but my charges were not dropped

lol

[timexruncher]

dont make me rape you lol

[TheWezzo124]

I didnt see the 'NOT' in the title...I am writing this from prison...advice "ALWAYS READ THE TITLE PROPERLY" :)

[4darklink]

lol! thats fucking hilarious

[heartlesspinto]

I've said a lot of those things. Except every chick never takes me seriously. They all think i'm joking. Even when i say i'm not.

[KittyPoW3R]

he iis really funny :))

[trailrider125]

haha dont make me raape you!!!

[BRAZEN08]

Women sure like to play hard to get!

[patsaxon]

Very funny! I love it! You are so funny dude! I cannot stop laughing!

[bleachlord125]

I got the same screen as ya!

Mines hp w2007 lol:D

[MERULZ69]

I think I've said most of that stuff to girls thinking I'm funny.

Man I'm a D-bag :P

[87princess78]

LOL

[Rz3rblad3]

lol. same here. ive been told im different like that. when i say stuff like that its funny or sexy but when other guys say it its like sexual harrassment! XD

[traysUtube]

I love how the music stops and he looks at the phone every time.

[SecretAgentHippyPunk]

awesome!

thats wat most guys are thinking. lol

[lewdude2k8]

me u friday night, mcdonalds hahaha

[anma4954]

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! MR EZmicks GAY

[MiSsDiVeL]

LMAO!! this is the best video ever!

[MrEzmick]

dont make me rape you

[braiibby12]

Ahh,iHave That Computerr[:

[HullaHullabaloo]

Lol "Don't make me rape you"

[greyskirt]

thats aweful! Just tell her that you have her puppy and she´d go out with you :D

easy isn´t it?

[mycatiscool52]

lol the charges for rape were dropped lol

[FrostyMcTimbers]

instant fave

[Nalls90]

u are different but the same in a way lol def subbed ur hella funny

btw dnt make me rape you!!!

[melikueen3]

FLuffee haha :P

[dramaticqueen145]

haha! dont make me rape u. lol and yeah fluffee was right :]]

[akakuala]

fluffy got 1 more sub XD buhahaahha

[sexxaystud]

lol dont make me rape you...funny

[servie76]

nice videos man i subscribed :D

[wildberry101]

the dirt trail is always better lol

[Demonata66]

Haha FLuffee.. xD

[traysUtube]

Im glad I heard of you guys. Fluffee was right, you guys are hilarious.

[RockerButterfly]

OMG! FLufee was totally right! You're hilarious!!!!!

[tadshackles]

Fluffee was right! U R FUNNY

/Subbed

[iamjeeves]

hahaha the funny thing is ive said like all of these except the one about bringing herr mom.

[mustang6983187]

this is really funny

[chicnugget1540]

funny as hell

[prabhatpalpal]

sooo hillarious

[whitney614]

ohhh my gosh I have the same computer!!!!

[K1rKyBoY]

HAHAHAH maybe instead of regular milk we can use ur tit milk?

[z0MgPwndYa69]

dont make me rape you

[StrangeExistence]

ahahaAHAHAHHAHAHAahahahaha

[prittybritty12]

dont make me rape you :)