Russell Peters- Asians

[jess1855883]

i think this is true..but...um. is he like making fun of chinese?

[SwiftHDX]

@jess1855883 That's what comedians do.

[TheXanian]

Japanese accent:

kerisitomasu = Christmas

chizu baga = cheese burger

makudonarudo = macdonalds

[TheXanian]

He made a lot of jokes about Indian accents, Chinese accents, Filipino accents, and Korean accents, but I wonder why he never made jokes of Japanese accents. In my point of view, Japanese accent is the funniest Asian accent. Japanese are good at making cars, but they suck at speaking English.

[Onion1997]

Hahahahahahaha 35 dowwlers. Hang on I ask my wife "ha Ching hung wa" loool sooo funny

[Ray2DaJay]

OMG SO TRUE lol !! i was like to my teacher miss li is this right and she was like nooooooooooooo and i laughed at her

[wizardscantdie]

$34.50



[rakarakaali]

$34.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! 1:42

[marcusduck]

LOL there are 34 dislikes.



[Markipelago]

@marcusduck - Too bad you can't half dislike it for 34.50.

[Brikhill]

Indian people cant live without a bargin, Chinese people cant give a bargin lol!

[DhruvDonkey]

nearly 34.50 dislikes-must be chinese...

[twihardpotterfan421]

@DhruvDonkey

lol i'm chinese and i think this is absolutely hilarious

probably because it's true xD

some ppl barely give you a bargain even you do speak chinese o.o

[CryptCA]

Torontonian Pride! Pacific mall is an awesome place.



[jinglue]

amazing canton accent lol

[RAHULRULES911]

im an indian n i fell sorry for this price of trash fucker ...he targets indians but he himself is an Indian ..so one who cant respect his own country or religion have no right to live ..die stupid bitch

[bsilver887]

@RAHULRULES911 I feel sorry that you can't spell words properly. It's comedy, get over it you degenerate.

[RAHULRULES911]

@bsilver887 hey how about russel peters talks about fuckkin your mom n sister .like your mom i famous for blow jobs ..even this is just comedy !

[bsilver887]

@RAHULRULES911 Firstly, I don't see why you have to be a child and involve my mother and a sister that doesn't exist. Secondly, direct insults isnt comedy. Mocking stereotypes is. If you can't take mockery of your kind you need to lighten up. I'm Indian, it's not disrespectful to make fun of your own kind when you're PAID to do so. Kindly learn what comedy is, you're not a westerner anyway.

[jASPERTALISO]

@RAHULRULES911 He's a comedian. He makes fun of every race and religion. if you're offended, you're a close minded piece of shit.

[RAHULRULES911]

@jASPERTALISO wats your race buddy let me see your reaction !!

[ChipBoard66]

@RAHULRULES911

One who can't laugh at himself is a sorry little child.. Anyone who talks about religion and in the same sentence questions another having a right to live because of what he says is a hypocritical, immature little child. Grow up you stupid f*ck..

[Pestilentich]

was this filmed with a mircowave???

[mongoingo]

nooooooooooooooo

doo the right thing!!!

[wweAnim]

/watch?v=YX3in8wKXC0

omggg this guy can do the chinese accent just like him!!!

[2koolGangsta]

check out the $34.50 The Movie /watch?v=BtMYKNGzn3E

[unheardofNOISE]

hilarious.... love russell peters

[bighousee11]

His joke is more low end. Nothing comparing with Joe wong's. Joe's joke has more intelligence.

[trisharne]

love this dude man his hilarious!

[thatswhatiamsaying]

Be A Man

[iraqiprincess7]

LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS MAN SO FUCKING TRUE EVERYTHING HE SAID

ASIANS SOOOOOOO CHEAP HEHE

[AznMuzicVidz]

watch?v=BtMYKNGzn3E

[dmc081]

so true

[NakimiIshikawaXIII]

yes thats true LOL alot of bags there are 35 dollars XD

[beyblade131]

so fcking awesome

[colorblindvids]

The Woo joke in the beginning is funny as fuck xD

[xxquillify]

@stephanieNbrody3 damn right he is! :D

[xxquillify]

@mjay22 well, not really. Chinese in Malaysia and Singapore don't talk like that :) I think he's imitating those from China and Hong Kong.

[stephanieNbrody3]

@xxquillify I don't know what Chinese he's imitating but he's pretty good at it ! That's how the Chinese in Illinois talk ! : ) He's Hilarious !

[zams1006]

Mabye you dont press the like button now. You go around and see some other videos, You come back and say ill press it once i say NOOOOOO u must press twice! Be a man, Do the right thing.

[MrHuge411]

@zams1006

DO THE RIGHT FING!

[mjay22]

Would you the same thing about this between the Chinese and Indians in Malaysia and Singapore?

[crakboi420]

i listen to this show all tthe time on road trips and die laughing every time BE A MAN ALSO NIGGER NIGGER GAY GAY FAG FAG

[crakboi420]

i listen to this show all tthe time on road trips and die laughing every time BE A MAN

[Riddlerx333x]

BE A MAN!!!

[iStyleZ415]

Dude this guys accent is crazy good.

[Dunderhead36]

wait, he wanted to buy a bag?

[canada5001]

gangstar

[opaqueclover]

lol sounds like pee a man

[canada5001]

This is so funny

[reginaldcabbageflute]

Wouldn't it be fair to say that most people are uptight about money? White tourists will haggle over a 20 cent pair of earrings in Cambodia.

[punking12341]

Its like China town.

[MangoKid1000]

LOL this guy is the best

[xsix50rwcx]

LMFAO the accent is so spot on

[28y388]

guys, who knows from what dvd is this clipping? Thanks!

[scammamish]

So true of the people in SIngapore! So much money yet just stingy buggers. Just can't offer a bargain!

[GabiKabataan]

Lmaoo. Yes asians can b cheap. (I'm an Asian myself) but w/e. Thts y most ppl in china r like freakin billionaires or something close 2 tht.

[shastamcnasta666]

@GabiKabataan that's actually far from true lmao

[dovnse]

This guys cantonese accent is on point!

[flapplewapple]

Lol... I feel so out of place with all these sterotypes. Yes, my dad own a computer shop and im Chinese. The only problem is that he gives TOO many discounts hahaha but only to the people he likes.

[catzrok1029384756]

WOO! hahaha.

[naarakyuu]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[mommasaidknockuout1]

I worked in cellular for years and the Indians wanted everything for fleeee!!! I am tired of calling Sprint and getting outsourced customer service from India and the Indian guy tells me his name is Tom Smith but, you know it really is Sanjay Shiskabob!!! Why do they lie about their names? This is really frustrating especially when you have to spell the word "the" for them to try to even communicate. I am half Asian and White and they do smell like booty and curry most of the time. Why is this?

[AwesomeK97]

@mommasaidknockuout1: Lol your comment is so funny. I'm an Indian so I should know a few things lol. Tom Smith might actually be his name because India is getting more American influence in our days. My dad was named Philip! And for the smell...... You only mention that because your jealous of how that is. Secondly, it's because indians are either at work or in a kitchen making something. I don't get the booty part, right there I think your nose is just being defective. I'll continue this....

[SuperZeeebra]

@AwesomeK97 No offense but, my white American professor says that they have the custom to conserve so, toilet paper is replaced with the left hand instead and that's what I meant about booty. That is why I was told they only eat and shake with the right hand. Everybody has a different culture so, I am not being judgemental about this.

[SOLFEACE]

@SuperZeeebra You with you two pathetic profiles running all over the place trying to cause trouble ha. Orientals are't caucasian your uglier than sin and have crap flat faces and slanted eyes grosss. Put that together with yellow piss coloured snot looking skin and you have the recipe for the ugliest most pathetic race on earth PERIOD!!!! China has the smelliest dirties city in the world and sars virus bird flu and the black death all came from your stinking smelly dirty countryWhy asians stink

[SuperZeeebra]

@SOLFEACE YOU FAT ENGLISH UGLY NO CHIN ICHABOD CRANE LOOKING WHORE. THE ENGLISH ARE THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKERS OF THE WORLD AND ARE WIMPS AND PUSSIES. YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE ICHABOD CRANE FOR REAL AND THAT IS THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER BORN. English have fat round faces and it is an ENDLESS SEARCH FOR THEIR CHINS AND HORSE TEETH. GO PICK THAT FISH N CHIPS OUT OF YOUR FUNKY ASSHOLE YOU FAT ENGLISH UGLY WHORE IN MERRY FUCKING ENGLAND:)

[AwesomeK97]

@SuperZeeebra Well tell your professor he's right about us being conservative, but we're not gross like that. We probably hake with our right hands because thats mostly common throughout the world and if you were to step into someone's house with your left foot first then your saying you don't want them to be prosperous. I guess same thing happens when you shake hands with your left hand. And yeah I know your not being judgemental.

[AwesomeK97]

@mommasaidknockuout1: And so what if your calls are outsourced? Learn to communicate with the people of this world or don't live here. Another thing is shiskabobs don't come from India! Get your facts right! And Indians are probably the biggest penny pintchers in this world. Give us bad service and we want things for free not fleeee! What ever fleeee is...

[SOLFEACE]

@AwesomeK97Hi Iamwhite and english and iam just letting you know that this user mommasaidknockuout1 is the same has SuperZeeebra.Hes a dirty rascist pervert who is intentionally putting down indian on purpose cause he jealous of them watch these vids youtube.com/watch?v=0vC0KunHlq­o and this too youtube.com/watch?v=m6Dq1-7H7u­E hes incredibly jealous of indians and the english and is trying to defame you funny thing is orientals are the ugliest smellies race on earth with their ugly slant features

[SuperZeeebra]

@SOLFEACE SOLEFEACE IS USING ARROWFLASHED AND PRETENDING TO BE AMERICAN. SHE IS SOMEONE's MAID OR BUTLER SOMEWHERE WITH NO CHIN LOOKING LIKE ICHABOD AND TRIES TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING TWO PROFILES WHEN THAT IS WHAT SHE IS DOING TO HAVE SOMEONE AGREE WITH HER BULL SHIZAY. SHE IS A FAT ENGLISH SITTING IN A BASEMENT WITH MAD COW DISEASE:(

[SOLFEACE]

@SuperZeeebra YOu ugly lieng turd any idot knows your the one with two profileS. You a greasy turd sitting in the dark on youtube contantly cause you have noooo social life cause your ugly has sin. Orientals are known to be filthy you eat dogs and cats and snakes and eat your own poo for healthy skin lol no joke look it up on google. THey even piss on their skin has well disgusting animals i guess thats why your yellow right lol. You have the weakest come backs in history and your are uglllllly!

[kozeel]

@SuperZeeebra What the fuck are you crying for you freagin shithead? Turn off the caps you coward!

[SuperZeeebra]

@kozeel YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND A COWARD. SO, HERE ARE SOME MORE CAPS FOR YOUR GAY ASS. KEEP HIDING BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD AND WISHING YOU WERE TOUGH YOU QUEER. PROBABLY SOME RETARDED NO LIFE BIII-ATCH!!!

[kozeel]

@SuperZeeebra Alright, since you asked for some caps .. WHY DON'T YOU RAP THAT KEYBOARD, OF COURSE WITH THE CAPS KEY TURNED ON, RAP IT AROUND, BEND OVER AND SHOVE IT UP THERE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! I'M TOUGH YOU NIGGA MOTHER FUCKER, GO GET YOUR ASS CLEANED IN A CAR WASH YOU MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BLACK SHITTY COCKROACH!

[SuperZeeebra]

@kozeel TAKE YOUR SANDNIGGER RAGHEAD ASS TO THE CURRY SHOP AND GET SOME SOME CHICKEN CORMA AND POUR IT IN YOUR ASS FIRST. THEN I AM GOING TO TO TAKE YOUR GAY ASS COMPUTER WITH ALL YOUR PERV PORNO DOWNLOADS SHINE IT UP, TURN IT SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR WIMPY QUEER ASS.

[Nemesiidae]

@SuperZeeebra Please do not continuously use caps, it is irrating.

Do I have to repeat myself?

Complain Somewhere else, no one cares.

[SuperZeeebra]

@Nemesiidae I TOLD YOU ONCE ALREADY THAT I AM NOT COMPLAINING AND COULD GIVE A CRAP LESS. SO, IT SEEMS YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING AND I DON'T CARE AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE. I AM JUST RESPONDING TO BULLCRAP JUST LIKE WHEN YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME. NO STOP MESSAGING ME. THANX.

[Nemesiidae]

@SuperZeeebra Just giving you advice to stop spamming this video.

Dont worry last comment.

[starberryz3275]

@SuperZeeebra dude calm down... do you have like some sort of mental issue? :/

[kozeel]

@SuperZeeebra Bhen de laude, chup kar! Teri ma nu kodi karke lauda de dau! Bhen de lunna kutti de bache wang bhonki jaunda hai!

[Nemesiidae]

@SuperZeeebra =.="

Complain somewhere else, internet chat wont solve anything.

[SuperZeeebra]

@Nemesiidae I AM NOT COMPLAINING JUST GOT STUPID PIECES OF TURDS LIKE KOZEEL WHO MESSAGE ME FROM TIME TO TIME WITH NEGATIVE BULL AND JUST RESPONDING TO MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL.

[Nemesiidae]

@SuperZeeebra I'll add, why dont you just ignore him?

[AwesomeK97]

@SOLFEACE Hey I think your right but lol I'm staying out of this......

[SuperZeeebra]

@AwesomeK97 SOLEFEACE IS USING ARROWFLASHED AND PRETENDING TO BE AMERICAN. SHE IS SOMEONE's MAID OR BUTLER SOMEWHERE WITH NO CHIN LOOKING LIKE ICHABOD AND TRIES TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE HAVING TWO PROFILES WHEN THAT IS WHAT SHE IS DOING TO HAVE SOMEONE AGREE WITH HER BULL SHIZAY. SHE IS A FAT ENGLISH GIRL SITTING IN A BASEMENT WITH MAD COW DISEASE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO:)

[SOLFEACE]

@SuperZeeebra mommsaidknockuout1 same profile pathetic and your lieng about everything cause whites hate and reject your slant eyed arse!. No one finds chins attractive and you filthy to no joke. Sars virus bird flu and the blck death all came from your smelly kind you disgusting ugly creature. You're kind id'tn even human your aliens lol. Your the creepiest race on earth stick to your own kind chin chin we white women don't like you ugly perverse ugly falt faced wide nosed dirty yellow snot!

[AwesomeK97]

@SuperZeeebra Ok....

[rubbbersalt]

ferty fo fitty

[gtg336y]

This sounds way more vietnamese than chinese...... but its great nonetheless

[Auxillia]

@gtg336y

stfu noob

[coolhuip12]

LOL imagine a Chinese Jew!!

[marksmanman96]

@coolhuip12 i have a friend that is an adopted half indian half chines jew....

[mohsoldier2]

Everything Russell Peters says is true. Chinese people LOVE to haggle, but leave when they can't find something that's cheap. My parents are definitely an example..

[chichiboypumpi]

this guys a comic genius I'd like him take on us pinoys, I dont care if most pinoys (most likely) take it negatively I dont fucking care Im a pinoy this guys hilarious thank God for his talent

[doublebassaxisdrummr]

he had an indian tourettes moment when he said "go."

[abs69]

filipino guy- i hope this guy hurries up with the show, cos i want to get up there and sing, putangina hurrrryyy !!!!

[coolmicah777]

im filipino and chinese!!

[altermarvin21]

"$34.50!" HAHAHAHA!!!!

[x3immabee]

lmaooooooooooo omg im dieng!!!!!!!!!!

[pingpongking]

Chinaman

[8musikgirl8]

I LOVE THIS, it;s sorta true but funny and im not offended in any way love em

[Crossoutmyeyez]

@darockk actually he has a whole bit on indian accents juss cuz it isnt included with this clip doesnt mean he doesnt do. Go ahead and youtube it.

[AintThatHai]

he does the best asian impression!

[TheMask180]

posting this would instantly get you a crapload of views

[EngZahoora]

LoooooooooL!!!!!!

[cannuckistan]

chinese women rule.

[CRAZYG00DS]

my name is WO

[tawejea]

i love that mall. :)

best place in toronto to get bubble tea and sticker pictures!

[BabyYouYou1]

this dude is pro at doing accents, i like his work every time i see his show

[ShdSlyr2]

You seem like nice guy. I give you best price, $34.50.

[SixersFan64]

Where is this from?

what is the DVD called?

[vapOr1x3]

russell peters is the bes

-u chinese?

-ya

-woo

(laughs)

-nah im just saying that could be ur last name woo

best part of the vid

[Prashyboy1]

Rofl you could never have less fun with this

[chepekusanagy]

RUSSELL PETERS ROCKS

[chineseboy888]

50 cents is a lot... lol

[Mewzyc]

lol pacific mall

[motherrnohair]

haha he sounds like peter chao

[sacmer555]

i knoe

[sufaviper]

Where is Pacific Mall?

[DeStryke51]

kennedy and steeles. dont go there, terible ass drivers. drive slow and are pussies.

[Arshi1177]

@sufaviper Markham lol

[Sleightofhandsz]

I think asians would be cooler if they didn't kill whales and eat dogs

[ibanezas73]

hey not even a majority of asians eat dogs or kill whales

[Sleightofhandsz]

I know, but the ones who do really give asians a bad name. Another thing I've never understood is why Russians don't fall under the category of "asians." I mean they are in Asia.

[LoiJumbo]

we don't all do that. dumbass

[lildbufreak]

not all asians do that im asian and i love dogs (i have one myself) and i couldn't kill any kind of animal

[lildbufreak]

i didn't see that other comment.....sorry bout that. it didn't show up on the page when i was on it

[Sleightofhandsz]

Oh sorry, on second thought I must of come across really harshly. Oops. Luv yall jah love

Irie lets drink

[thesock339]

lol 100% true

[jellyjoeyy]

man can't stop laughing D; soo funny !!!!!!

[GeneticTerra93]

Jews are also uptight with money lol

But I do agree because I'm from an Asian background and they all want discounts all the time lmao

[ZGJDJD]

i'm a chinese i agree with that. and ppl in pacific mall is fucked up. i went there.

[Heartnet931021]

Hey be a man

[derangedbabe87]

he's pretty true, chinese people are really uptight about money .

[graog123]

@derangedbabe87 because their country is developing and they're all broke as fuck compared to more established nations?

[xBlueWinter]

@graog123

That's assuming all Chinese are from China. From his accent alone, I can tell the guy who sold him the bag isn't from China but from Hong Kong.

And if you're gonna label HK as a developing and broke country (like the obvious and jealous little racist you are), you need to seriously get your facts right.

The reason why Chinese people are uptight can be traced to their family values of being thrifty and valuing every cent. That's why there are so many Chinese multi-millionaires.

[dhruv991]

@xBlueWinter That's why there are so many Chinese multi-millionaires. i know why cuz they save every penny and dont spend on shit and wait till there rich

[mahilaniv]

Lol

[thatoneaziankid]

bro calm down he is still funny and for the most part it is kinda tru sad as it is it tru lol

[chinesekid05]

he's indian.

[lameface12]

lol dude. hes just stating stereotypes. beside he makes fun of indians too.

[NvidiATI]

35 Dollars rofl!!

[Jadeslife]

LOL

[yummydenise]

haha thats funny

i've seen that happen before and i started laughing my head off!!! :) :)

[lamrof]

sexy Asian names.

Matthew Chong

Eric Li

Herbert Lau

John Ho

William Tran.

[AandJ0910]

glad i'm filipino

[snark7028]

isnt that asian

[chichiboypumpi]

@AandJ0910 its time someone like russell give pinoys a wake up beating, in a comical way, for example our cinema is like bollywood...

[d00dlefreak]

LOL PACIFIC MALL

[ShamaKhaliq]

yeahhhhh yooooo

[loditbo]

glad im vietnamese

[Andy101001]

So True

[pisanghangus]

什么东西啦

[CrayonzAreTasty]

this guy is so funny haha.

[LkBoY22]

haha lol hes good

and im asian but this is quite true too...

[modou8889]

lmao

[babyangel9112002]

HAHAH IM CHINESE this is soo true:)

[asianonkrack]

bee a me'an doo th'a wri phing

[DJSeeRock]

BE A MEN! DOO DAH RIGHT TING!!

[miketoriant]

be a man! do da raiit ting!

[Eddyf24]

ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!! im chinese btw. im from beijing and thats very similar to how we bargain there

[koji8123]

lol really? "be a man?"

[EvilKnFuckalot]

But both cultures are successful, lol i have never seen a Chinese or Indian bum on the Canadian streets.

[EvilKnFuckalot]

lol but gotta love em both!