The Chav
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  • Wtf, police men don't wear jeans

  • The English are a funny breed

  • The HomoChavanovus Is there name

  • NICE SPORTCOAT!!

  • Chavs are brainless idiots. Waste of space.

  • @LaMadhatter Not to much about that looks anything near Cool in my eyes,more like someone please kick my in the ball glands because I'm such a jobless loser with to plans to ever better myself,here it's blacks that are that way,not to many whites act this way"yet" but then were crashing here so when things get bad enough,some whites will probably end up like this as well.These are some seriously crazy ass days were all living in man and it ain't a' gett'en any better anytime soon I'm afraid.

  • @LaMadhatter Haha Well sir,I may be Anglo/Celtic blood but I was born a Yank,hence why I am not familiar with the term.so bud,was street thug it?

  • I take it the word "Chav" means street thug?

  • What Britain (and any other country with a chav problem) needs is a decent Police force. A police force that stamps out violent subcultures and teaches chavs to behave peacefully. But the British police won't do that, they're too fucking busy protecting their outer image in case they get criticised as "politically incorrect". Read Lance Manley's "Stab Proof Scarecrows" if you don't believe me.

  • @MusicFunAndSun Shut up you posh twat (Yes im resorting to Scottish slang as it is really the only thing that describes you. WTF you are actually being so serious because of like 1 grammer mistake? You my friend need to go get a life!

  • wild life show lol

  • what happend to all the skinheads? and not the non racist ones (hell even the non racist ones) A good group of 6 or 7 skinheads could wipe all the chavs out of a smal community

  • You could have at least gotten the 'police officer' to wear proper black shoes.

    *rolls eyes*

  • My god, you actually handed that in as an assignment! Education has gone down the shitter in this country

  • @jackwilshiresfakeid What do you do that is so commanding of a high standard of education? If you dont mind me asking that is. Im guessing by your criticism of education that you yourself excelled in it and went to college and university and that you now have some form of managerial role (with you being 32)? Am I also right in assuming you also know that a '?' goes on the end of your first sentence and that you missed it out on purpose, to see if the unintelligent students of today would notice?

  • @MusicFunAndSun er....no it would have a ? on the end of the first sentence if it read 'did you actually hand that in as an assignment?'. Which kind of proves my point really. And yes, I did go to college and University and have some form of managerial role

  • @jackwilshiresfakeid not necessarily, it depends how its pronounced, it can also be argued that you are looking for confirmation or feedback that the video was handed in as an assignment but I guess thats a fault on my part which I shall dwell over in sorrow for many months...and very well, you have my approval my padawan learner

  • @MusicFunAndSun If you are looking for confirmation or feedback that the video was handed in as an assignment and pronounced it as I have written, it would have been pronounced incorrectly. In fact, it would have been pronounced very much in the manner of the social group you are trying to mock in your video.

  • @MusicFunAndSun Stop trying to be a smart arse mate. It's Youtube. Anyway if you want to argue your perfect use of the English language I suggest you try to deploy grammatical or punctation usage.

  • Is he wearing Burberry?

  • Our hipsters vs. your chavs.

  • Haha my god my fiance looks gud as a copper :) x x

  • Haha my god my fiance looks gud as a copper :) xxxx 

  • we dont have any chavs in London i guess its a countryside thing

  • @Lucifer986 what? yes we do. this probably means your a chav.....

  • @RainbowsLoveMuffins well i do smoke weed and have done some crazy shit but with a university education and a vast knowledge of culture and art i have to learn that there is no such thing as a chav there are only idiots

  • @Lucifer986 countryside thing? nice generalisation of the north there :P there are many chavs that dwell in inner cities, I know this because I live in one. I've also been to London and I've seen chavs there on multiple occasions so to say that there are no chavs at all in London is a bit ambiguous

  • @MusicFunAndSun ok then provide me with the description of a chav? i say its a country thing because citys are full of diversity allot of people no longer judge based on what clothes you are wearing. I would describe a chav as a white person with a cap (not new a new era cap) with bad hygiene and a terrible grasp of the English language . Sitting around in the countryside

  • @Lucifer986 what if someone was wearing a track suit so you classified them as "a chav" . What if you saw that same person in a club drenched in gucci and prada and later on you found out his a graduate. How stupid would you feel. This is not a made up scenario its reality where I live. I guess tour the joke with you sheltered life living with mummy watch?v=T0jXFIyXin8 fucking white trash

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  • Welcome to Britain

  • chavs fear the police if u wana see a chav run just threaten to call the police on them

  • you call them chavs, i call them fagots, to-meh-toe, tah-mah-toe!!

  • I pissed laughing at 1:36 xD

  • I thought that was Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

  • and they av staffs 2 do the work 4 them

  • chavs - the reason why steel toe cap boots are back in fashion

  • lol

  • I think the policeman should smoke the spliff after he picks it up. LMAO

  • i call that gay thing they do at 1:36 the rooster fight lol if a chav ever does that to you just knee him where he'll hit the high notes in a song LOL

  • Good one... :)

  • Terrible.

  • lol, moshas are prederters to chavs aswell, hav u ever seen a chav walk past a skate park full of moshas with out gettin chesed down? lmao,

  • unfortunately my skate park is a mix of chavs and moshers so yes i have seen chavs walk past without getting chased down

  • hey guys..glad u enjoying the video! We posted this over two-three years agio and its still going strong! Thats see if we can get it too 100,000! :-)

  • I thought it was Tom Baker.

  • where was this filmed?

  • I still piss myself when I watch this xD

  • LMFAO...

  • those two guys remind me so much of Tim Westwood the way they carry on...

  • You should of renamed this Concrete Safari me and my friends did this in highschool and also did one about Lawyers

  • Not heaps funny aye

  • what a wanke*

  • It's nothing to do with dress sense. It's about behaviour in society, and the truth is, chavs are scum and behave as such. Fuck off youtube.

  • that was a very rational rant you made there rational rant

  • Why is a chav commenting on a video that is clearly taking the piss out of it's own kind? =/

  • this doesn't even qualify as the english language.

  • LOL!!!

    needs a bigger budget. but still funny

  • Excellent video mate!

  • genius

  • MATEY THIS IS SICK! I really hate chavs.

    Now you can see he is cleary exited about this news.. hahahahaha

    Sizeing each other up, they look like their belly bouncing.

    Great vid!

  • Classist much? You couldn't get away with making a video like this about any other group of people. I'm guessing most "chavs" are poor or middle-class, and white.

    To the comments below: They should be dealt with? They're a cancer? Are you a Nazi or what?

  • Lol...classist.

    Bud, people don't rip on chavs because of their class, just because you're working or underclass doesn't mean you have to start going around in gangs mugging people and being general nuisances does it?

    Stop making excuses for the fuckers.

  • Love it. Chavs must be the most stupid creatures I have ever met the only thing they are good for is laughing at!

  • Hahaha fucking chavs...there like a disease....fuck swine flu or aids...this is what people need 2 get rid of in the world! pointless little cunts who hang around (hiding there face when they have a video camera shoved in their face) oh hold on a minute I thought they were all hard nuts(gangstaaaaaas) who wanted 2 show 'HOW WE DO' lmao!!

  • that was for lib798 (:

  • there is nothing wrong with chavs ?........shite and use proper english please i bet ur a 15 year old chav hoo is pregnant and has left school with no job.....................bitch

  • huh??

  • You know, you can speak like a retarded idiot, but please type in understandable lang please.

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  • Oh please! Who the hell are you kidding? Listen, you are free to try and defend them, but honestly, the fact that they title themselves as such, makes your arguement null and void. Try being someone who has suffered abuse from these little cacerious ingrates! Don't bother with your defence, it's like holding a shield of ice in a furnace. Chavs are like cancer, which hopefully one day will be dealt with. Might want to talk your "friends" out of it, huh?

  • I'm sure that's a familiar response used on every youth cult throughout modern history. Do some research sir; you will see that it is individuals not groups and the group is a media invented term anyway. Dinlow.

  • I guess they aren't chavs then, just people that dress like them.

  • I've seen some nice Chavs. The worst thing about chavs is their use of the english language.

  • @RexyBX No, its the bad reputation they give Burberry.

  • 'the media isn't a factor in my decision making'

    Whether you like it not sir you are sceceptibal to the media. I am aswell, everyone is. it surrounds you everyday.

  • No, see that's a prime example of what is called 'new snobbery'. It is a media frenzy (died now) but 3 or 4 years ago it was the easiest way to scapegoat a group of people.

    'beating some poor defenseless OAP up for their fish and chips and the money in their wallet is chav,'

    That is not chav. That is criminal. Chav is hanging round on street corners, drum and bass, smoking dope etc. Don't fall into the trap of being brainwashed.

  • no, you misunderstand, chavs havent been given this stereotype, they made it for themselves, chavs are scum, as they are judged by their actions, not their clothing, i listen to drum and bass, that doesnt make me a chav, beating some poor defenseless OAP up for their fish and chips and the money in their wallet is chav, hanging aroud outside shops in groups of 30 drinking lambrini is chav, and picking on those they think to be defenseless in order to prove their superiority is chav.

  • To be fair, those sorts of activities have been going on for 60 odd years, and it's individuals not 'chavs' that do this, don't forget that the actions of one person does not fit them cossily into a group.

    Sir, you forget that we have had Teddy Boys in the 50's doing it, Mods in the 60's etc etc. It's another media stereotype, I know chavs who are decent people. They're fashion doesn't change change who they are.

  • True, but mods, townies, all of those sorts of people are the exact same. Merely from different generations, all that has changed, is the clothing and the music associated with these people, and don't forget, chav stands for council housed and violent :), if you think they are decent people, then chances are that they are not chavs, i know chavs, too many in fact, and none of them are decent people, even if they appear to be as such, chav is a state of mind, not the clothing and music.

  • No you're wrong, you have not met every chav in Britain, you have met a few horrible ones .. and once again using a lable as a way to distinguish between good and bad people is the height of media brainwashing.

    Of course there are many who fall into the 'copycat trap' where by the see another media hype and seek to emulate it ... but they in themselves are creating there own identity and not reflecting that of the subculture they identify with.

  • been reading this discussion...and i have to agree with n3wb, sure i havent met all the chavs in britain, but ive met a LOT, and 99% of them have been complete and utter idiots. The chav is a negative stereotype, therefore if you conform to this stereotype you must be bad...otherwise you woudn't be a chav.

  • no, if i had met a decent chav, then my stereotype of these people would be blown apart, and as for being brainwashed by the media... i sorta don't watch tv, or read those childish little gossip magazines ( i think they are more of a womans thing anyway), so the media isn't a factor in my decision making, merely what i have experienced, and what i have heard from reliable sources, but if you say that there are decent chavs out there, well, anythings possibe i suppose. wow a clever conversation:)

  • This is for college? I'm currently writing a paper on classism in the Britain. The whole dehumanization of the poor is really appalling considering it's a developed nation in the 21st century.

  • I dislike the fashion and culture of chavs as much as the next bloke, but I also hate all the snobbery that go's with the supposed burning hatred that people have for chavs. Some are just like you and me, you refer to them as if they are subhuman. You'll get wankers in all different forms, to lable one (fading) section of society as all subhuman is just plain ignorance.

  • Good vid. However, in real life, the chav wud have been nicked, and given a criminal record, if at all possible.

    On the other had, this middle class twat will never be arrested for impersonating a police officer, and will go on to becoem a lawyer, or copper or whatever.

    The only person in this film who committted any crime was the fat blob policeman, cus he aint one !!!!

  • you look like noel fielding

  • Please do a detailed video documentary on CHAVs...

    (what is the plad they consistantly seem to wear?) why are they hated so much?

    are they lazy? are they mixers?

    do they organize into groups?

    many US lovers of England want to

    know if we have chavs here in the states.

  • what is a Chav?

  • Well, you're from the US, so you wouldn't know. XD

    It's english slang for scum that dress like morons, and think they're 'rock hard'.

  • that was perfect ,thats exactly what chavs do

  • this is fucking awesome

  • that is so true about the way chavs fight! they put there arms up and push into each other, great vid

  • LOL i love it! how they bumb theiur chests

  • they should put stuff like this on TV!

  • Lolllz, my town is full of chavs.

    D:

  • lol, 'the chav spreads it's arms to make it appear bigger than it really is'

    I don't understand why most of the people who watch these kinda vids are Emo's who are scared of chavs

    Wtf do you have against chavs?

  • they're twats. they are scum.  they are thick and useless.

  • yeah, but same could be said for Emo's

  • what have emos ever done. its just a fad. chav isnt, its a lifelong epidemic that should be exterminated XD

  • Emo's are a disgrace, in my opinion THEY're the ones who need to be exterminated

    i've got nothing against chavs i just think alot of emos like to over exaggerate a stupid stereotypical view of chavs and complain about it

    it's pointless

  • then you obviously don't know what a chav is. Think vicky pollard. but yes, i'm not emo and i do find them a little annoying simply because they think if you're not emo you must be chav. However, what they say about chavs is true.

  • Doubt it

    Chavs (most of the time) are sound whereas emo's are fucking retards

    and of course i know what a chav is, what do you think most people and i class myself as?

  • you're not suposed to admit you're a chav, you may have a chav style but if you were a real chav you wouldn't be a nice person. Now I get why you hate emos. all chavs do.

  • what do you mean i'm not a real chav coz i'm nice?

    this is what i mean, emo's and normal people (E.g, yourself) have a Stereotypical view on Chavs, behind the Trackys and hoodies we have lives and feelings you know, we're not a different race, just have different tastes in music and choice in clothes.

    besides i only 'admitted' it coz i'm not ashamed, why should i be?

    i like Hardcore music and havin' a laugh with mates, in my eyes that's a decent life

  • You're missing the point.  You can't label yourself a chav (I personally don't agree with labelling because we're people not objects), you're called a chav if you're violent for example, or wear tracksuits. people who think it's cool to be a chav aren't nice people or are missing the point of what the word means: Council House And Violence. And I actually know what chavs are like because I used to hang around with them. They're complete thugs.

    Do you mean "heavy metal" when you say hardcore?

  • no, by hardcore i mean HTID and xtreme hardcore (look them up if you're not aware of them)

    i wear trackies and have 2 asbo's (for graphing and climbing) but i don't boast about being a chav or whatever, i admit to it, i was brought up this way and i'm not prepared to change

    about the violence bit, i don't carry a knife or anything, i just get into alot fights (in skool not in the street) i just get pissed off easily

  • but... you sound too intelligent to be a chav; for example you used the word 'Stereotypical' and have pretty good grammar

  • This is so funny. I love how you made it look like some sort of animal documentary.

  • Chavs, rudeboys and townies are all different things.

  • Hello everyone...its craig andrew here. I'm amazed to see 85,649 views on this vid me,matt and lee made. We're glad ur all enjoying it and who knows there may be another one in the future! :-)

  • lol

  • "townius rude-boy chavis" LOL

  • lol

  • knew it would be a policeman

  • that girl didn't look like a slut. she was well covered up.

  • yeah but when she motioned him to follow...thats a slut..."

  • ok true. this video is hilarious though. lol.

  • hahahahaha

    funny stuff.

  • That was so fuckin funny lmao

    u shud do some more (Y)

  • chavs only carry knives cuz they are too weak to fight

  • thats true, like all of chavs are such pussies and would get there faced when facing a real ghetto

  • I thought this was brilliant.

  • Piss funny, mate ;) Well played.

  • i been waiting for a video liek that for soooo long

  • lol so accurate, u shud do 1 for a chav travelin on public transport

  • Awesomely clever comment! "next time i do ill put a blade 2 ya av a laf about dat1 lol " Being a chab you'll have no idea about things like IP addresses and writtn prove!

    Besides, did you know carrying a knife is a sure sign of being a nonce?

  • GENIUS.

  • look at these silly cunts im shore iv seen u moochin about wel next time i do ill put a blade 2 ya av a laf about dat1 lol

  • like u cary a knife with u... funny thing is... most chavs are scared of propper gangsters and aint allowed on the streets cause their mums are too scared in the real though parts of the UK.. like ST.Pauls

  • lol

  • Great video !! No one likes chavs except for chavs themselves

  • yeah and chavs barely admit they're chavs

    haha

  • lmfao, excellent.

  • LMAO! This was hilarious.

  • it seems that there´s no difference beetween your chavs and our portuguese xungas or basofes.

  • lol that was funny well done i fuckin hate chavs

  • He made this for school? Yea right

  • I hate them chavs!

  • lol nice!:D

  • chav fighting looks alot like angry hugging

    fun video

  • theres a difference between a rudeboy and a chav

  • What is a chav???

  • a chav: the steriotypical view of a chav is a young white youth that wears poorly made gold jewllerry, a baseball cap even though they probably dont no what a baseball is and designer tracksuits such as fred perry,lacoste,nike,adidas and reebok, mostly on socaily deprived housing estates.

  • Thanks!

  • Roll up Roll Up calling all Chavs A Free Crate of lager for every sterilization!

  • Actual LOL I love it!

    1:56 That's fuckin' hilarious.

  • Nicely done.

  • haaaahaha

  • haha amazing :]

    x

  • Wow, chavs are England's reply to our (Australia's) bogans

    Top vid btw

  • Great if you are making another one i will suscribe... Reply if you are.

  • well done

  • Best part 0:52-0:59

  • Very funny! Well played. :D

  • And wiggers are from a musical culture just like emos with there emotional rock.Wiggers are into hip hop and chavs no fuck all about hip hop.

  • LMFAO

  • haha rofl

  • awesome video

  • how r these not just regular children? that's nothing in FL we have the "chombas"

  • here in America we call those "wiggers" (stupid middle-lower class white boys that think they are/ want to be black)

  • we call em wigger as well butt the difenrt is black peeps can be chavs

  • I see. but we call the black ones "ganstas" or (pardon my word) "Niggers"

    and yes there is a difference between "Niggers" and black people

    search (Chris Rock discusses niggers.) on youtube. you'll see.

  • England has wiggers aswell but they are very different to chavs infact the people in this video ant chavy at all theres no such thing as a black chav a chav is a white teenager or young adult from a working class background.

  • Uh, isn't that the point? Ever heard of a mockumentary? Besdes, there aren't even any black guys in the vid...

  • fkin chavs deserve to die

  • i hear tht

  • i would love to see a scottish version.

    it would be more violent of course but allot funnier

  • youd class me as a chav, but man dis is sum funny fuckin shit, shud b on discovery channel

  • HA HA Mate you crack me up!!

    it had a real Richard Attenborough feel to the whole thing.

    It has to be worthy of the National Geographic!

  • Haha, funny =P I'm not an Emo, but I just hate chavs anyway!

  • dammit, i was gonna do that!!!! :(

  • roflmao 1:36