American Idol sucks my nuts

[ZehEduardo]

Thank you, fucking thank you, you fucking spoiled Titanic, fuck, Jack dies. FUCK.

[Superc1811]

Fuck u Susse bag go lick ur mums nutties shortland street rules u lil bietch

[anUnkindnessvideo]

Thank you.

[TheJameshaha]

I am from NZ and that is fucking true about gettins $20 and a lunch...

[jamesthatcher79]

Matt, I think you just surmised exactly why I HATE those shows... I mean, I'll take the cash, but damn - and have you ever seen one of the contracts for that thing? your an indentured servant for like 4-6 years, and that's if you get on air just ONCE! WTF!?!!?

[zerocks88]

this episode was alot of one rant lol

[MrMacaPaca1]

Dear Matt,

Are you yet to indulge yourself in the process of naming your testicles?

[888Broseidon]

Dear Matt,

If you could bring 5 musicians back to life, they weren't just zombies, and were the same as in their glory days, who would it be?

Thanks.

[19jill99]

Dear Matt,

[b1tui]

Dear Matt,

Kurt Nielsen.

[Rorycopter]

Dear Matt,

Out of all of the videos which you have made so far (multitracks, covers, etc.), which videos would you say that you have had the most/least fun making?

[SmilingXify]

dear matt,

are you a battlefield fan or modern warfare 3 fan

[MrAnarchojoe]

Sharon Osbourne once managed The Smashing Pumpkins.

And then out of nowhere they became shitty. I do not think this is a coincidence.

[TheJacobsBro]

Dear Matt,

everytime you read "Dear Matt" it sounds like "dammit!".

[pwnageking247]

Dear Matt,

What is love?

Thanks.

Spankingly yours, Scott.

[Spike2709]

Dear Matt,

I like Pearl Jam. I also like Nirvana. How to I prevent the world from imploding?

Spike2709

PS: I like Pearl Jam more ;)

[KustomFingerboards]

OMG I was just watching this and thinking where you were from coz your accent sounds pretty fucked, turns out your a kiwi? Im a kiwi!

[bladze]

Thanks matt. x

[gml4]

I miss the explosions... but I laughed hard. Good job Matt.

[SkydiveSabotage]

You know the shit is about to get real when Matt Mulholland stands to do a SYSO.

[hotsexgary]

I'm looking forward to mythbusters sucking christian bales cock to see if it'll actually turn them into batman

[sacapop]

Dear Matt. I've always realized, your fingernails are really long, is this for your instruments?

[SuperWoBuZhiDao]

Could you actually suck Christian Bale's dick? Because I think that might be my new fetish.

[Estringman]

Dear Matt,

Are you self-taught on the instruments you play?

[TomBombadil7]

Dear Matt, are you a brony?

[feliciano2040]

Jennifer Lopez was the one who pressed the dislike button

[2Gooseberry]

Dear matt,

If tittes grew anywhere else on the body, where do you think they would grow.

Much thanks

[mdgtrpckr]

Dear Matt.

Most Americans don't know who Ronan Keating is. Tell us how much we suck for that.

Jeff

[TheHayyel]

Dear Matt,

Will you belittle some other celebrities too for me?

Ps. I love you!

[JohnnyDystar]

You preach the truth, son! Bless you!

[SkydiveSabotage]

#legit

[robsta115Films]

Dear Matt, Can you teach me how to be cool like you?

Keep up the awesome work!

Robbie.

[xXInfiniteMischiefXx]

Dear Matt,

Please stop sorting through my shit ;3

[deathrenegade999]

Dear Matt, Why Are You

[norockets09]

Lmao extreme hating

[thelucyexperience2p0]

Dear Matt,

Can you please grow a mustache?

Thanks!

[sacapop]

Dear Matt.

In the Thong song. The Titties song and i think a few others. Who was holding the camera?

[waratahbre]

My sister is bugging me to go on the NZ X-Factor with her this year. I'm gonna show her this video.......

[puellanivis]

Where the hell was the "sort your shit out!!!!" line? v_v this is lame, fuck you and your lame shit... I'm shitting out of here... lame me later...

[EasyTarget83]

dear matt

do you miss your long hair?

[EmperorBubba]

Well, cheers for the estensive answer and reasoning behind that answer :)

I still think you could stand to make some money off of it, and while I'm all for Matt Mulholland becoming more famous and being given more money, I can also respect your integrity and reasons for not applying to idol/xfactor style shows.

thanks for sorting my shit out :P

[mrgusher]

Dear Matt,

If you could get naked and hug any pokemon, which would it be and why?

[LogicalHusker]

Next time someone mentions X-Factor or Britains Got Talent, they're getting this linked in their face.

[ishaxxon]

Dear Matt,

Is New Zeeland a new seaworld?

[LukeLikesNollie]

1:03 I was thinking the same thing...

[Pie42795]

I bet that EmperorBubba (guy who posted the question) freaked out when he saw that a whole episode was pretty much dedicated to him.

[EmperorBubba]

@Pie42795

watching the vid now... and yup, pretty much :P

[laur1813laur]

lol @5:10 :P

[warecreepers]

Dear Matt.

What are your favourite and least favourite tv channels? (and sky or freeview?)

[SiriusXification]

Dear matt, I genuinely agree with your opinion.

Wanna make out some time?

Sincierly, Me.

[emmaensign6]

Sharon Osbourne was a major music manager! She knows a bit about who's going to be the shit! I disagree, there are people on those shows with insane vocal talent - but half the time those ones don't get through or don't win. And also to whoever asked that question...NZ has only ever had 2 runs of "NZ Idol" and none of the others. No New Zealander with their sanity in tact would apply for NZ Idol lol

[monstermax9001]

Dear Matt,

Why ar- wait, what are you doing in my house!?

[rileytherandom]

I don't like american idol and all those types of shows because everybody is the same no one has something special/different to bring to the table. Unlike you. You bring boners!

[Tilweseetheshore]

Dear Matt,

My brother always leaves the toilet seat up.

How can I get him to stop?

From,

Karen

[JackyYena]

You need to do more rants like this

[AaronTheAngryRobot]

Dear Matt, I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. You should try it.

[refard5]

matt, sharon ousbourne is also ozzys producer ;D

[n3oeclipse]

Glad there are people smart enough to know (mostly ) how these garbage shows work. It's really a shame that these fuckfests are at the top of the TV ratings and not amazingly awesome shows such as Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones. Fuck idiots.

[wburton16]

Dear Matt,

Sort this.

Tits.

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Yes, yes and yes! That's pretty much it.

[50treefrog]

Dear Matt,

Your youtube name 'getitsorted26' has 'tits' in the name. Just making sure you knew.

[TheStormPulse]

gee, tits or Ted? I prefer tits thank you.

[TheStormPulse]

@TheStormPulse or: G-tits or Ted, again i prefer G-tits

[sentinel9100]

anyone remember William hung singing she bang?

[RorshackTest]

Worst Sort Your Shit Out episode ever. Sorry, Matt.

[ZackVitus]

Dear Matt, what was the scariest experience, or the fears of your young Matt self?

[bconnolly92]

Hey Matt. What is Love?

[hoekiekevin]

can i press the like button twice? 100% agree aman to that!

[MetalGod176]

Dear Matt

How long can you dance for?

[PsychoGabriel33]

Dear Matt,

Do you believe that people can successfully hold on to a long distance relationship?

-Gabriel

[Blikkbokser]

You're so right. Rob from Metallica learned Seek And Destroy 20 minutes before a show, now that's fucking talent.

[luckyluke193]

@Blikkbokser What!? 20 minutes? That's crazy!

[arky3000]

dear matt, if worms could pee standing up, which end would they stand on? :O

[chasingthebull]

nice rant!

[rewrz0r]

This rant has got to be the best rant everest. Fuck me sideways man, that's awesome.

[Aiii83]

Dear Matt, 3D Movies, why do people buy into them?

[bornes]

Man , u said everything ....here in brasil , we have a similar fucking version os A I , called

"ìdolos" , its the same CRAP ...

keep your good work man ... u rules

[NeonMoose89]

Dear Matt,

Thanks for sorting our shit.

That is all.

[BBOYDRAW2]

Yo...that shit was deep!!!

...but don't diss Diddy man... dude runs New York!!!

...like marathons...and shit...

...like he runs in the New York ING City Marathon...

[moekanz]

Dear Matt

I would like more drugs in my system.

Moe

[xSMDxHBOMB94]

Randy Jackson was on Journey.... i think lol

[EmperorBubba]

Dear Matt

I posted a question on another video hours before you uploaded this, asking wether you have considered going on any talent shows like Idol or X-Factor 'cause I figured, all joking aside, you can actually sing and could stand to make some cash out of them...

I've not watched this rant yet, but, I'M SORRY D: DON'T KILL ME PLEASE D:

[DieWernerBrueder]

You should check out "The Voice of Germany" I don't know if there's something like this outside of Germany, but the judges get turned around so they can't see the singer. The singer sings, and they judge them solely on their voice. Their voices are pretty good. I really enjoy watching it when there's nothing else on.

[TheJo4an]

@DieWernerBrueder The same show exists here in sweden. Only difference is the initial audition. After that, the judges are turned around, and from that moment, they are judged on looks, dancing, hipthrusts etc.

[MotaboT]

Best shitsorter.

[Dranex11]

dude... i could buy like... a gram with 20bucks.. i wouldnt pass that shit up..

[TheMrGhostlore]

$20 would be nice.

[MissBarbaraSolo]

Agreed. 

[mgsg50]

i am so glad you feel this way about the shows. they are so shitty

[ThomasakaDes]

The first part of the Talent shows is funny, the rest of it is meh.

It`s always fun to see those people who fuck up :P

[kfsie1]

HAHA NOTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGEDDDD

[FranzHildenburg]

I like those shows! But... you also make some good points. NZ TV is shit.

[megasin1]

4:31 derek zoolander? is that you?

[supa1dupa2rupa]

dear meth,

who came first the chicken or the egg? or maybe someone else?

[TheNextAttempt]

Y no intro?

"Just because she sucked on Ozzie's wang doesn't mean she knows dick about music." COMEDY GOLD.

[Jojoisawesomeness]

Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Ben Lummis was the shit.

...yeah okay NZ Idol was pretty sub-standard.

[luckyducky77]

Yes yes 1,000 times yes!



[noodynoodz]

lol i bet in some twisted cultures a testicle sandwich is considered a .... big thing...

i scroll down and look at all the x factor pics and think hahahaha dweebs

[Freaky123456789]

I really like this one question, ranting, 7 minute thing to SysO. And it was all true stuff that you feel, with few exaggerations. I'd like seeing more like this in the future, keep it up.

[FFreeLevant]

Dear Matt,

I fuckin LOVE YOU!

You're awesome

[NeewWorldLeader]

@FFreeLevant he's more than awesome, he's fucking awesome :D

[MrIcedVovo]

Heh. I like how you said that their lyrics don't mean shit, yet a few hours ago you released "Show us your tittes"

[mattmulholland26]

@MrIcedVovo What do you mean? I rhymed cleavage with beavage. That's lyrical gold.

[TheBunHunter]

poop balls >:D

[purevil89]

If you ever made a movie, what'd it be about? o.O

[mattmulholland26]

@purevil89 I'm actually in the process of making a movie. It's a comedy about computer salesmen.

[purevil89]

@mattmulholland26 Oh... well that's akward.

I've always imagined you as a pornstar.

But wait, is it.... a comedy about computer salesmen... having sex?

[JulieOfSuburbia]

Wait wait wait, you're only 21?

[mattmulholland26]

@JulieOfSuburbia 23, I just guessed that it came out when I was 12.

[k0takun]

'Show me your titties' :D

[FirasTeinz]

come to think about it, I've never actually done this before , so.....FIRST!!