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  • cock sucking was much more funny

    i like the part ware it says if she digs it wtf

  • Sounds so familiar. I think I've downloaded it as a PDF document 5...6 years ago

  • What woman wouldn't like getting her pussy ate?

  • If i find a woman who don't like geting her pussy licked you need to dump her.

  • Their only 2 videos are this one and "How to suck a cock."

    The cock sucking video has 380,000 views.

    Let's do the math here fellas.

    

  • @EarnanOMaille thats true...old used pussy are disgusting.I only lick young females

  • This would be more entertaining if it was the voice of the notorious Pepe Le Pew!!!

    That French cat lives for PUSSY... HAHAHA

  • If any girl wants her pussy licked ... call me I'll do it for free :)

  • @nakedmoviescenes cheap ass

  • I've found that half the women out there don't even want their pussy eaten. It's funny because when I was young, I thought eating pussy would be so awesome, but then my girlfriend turned me off of it. BTW, this video sounds like a guy wrote it, not a girl. So the fake voice isn't just for anonymity, but for changing gender as well.

  • @BayviewFinch what world do u live in?

  • @jeffersoncream143576 - I suppose you've had a different experience. Seriously though. When I went to go down on my first gf, she discouraged me from doing it. Later she told me that it's nasty, that I shouldn't do it. I only did it once in awhile with other girls later. Most prefer the cock in the vagina thing. Another girl discouraged me from doing it too, so I basically just stopped. Maybe I'll do it again some time, but I'm fine without it.

  • @BayviewFinch hmm thats kinda strange well for me. but yes i had a very different experience lmao

  • 8 UP STRAIGHT UP

  • licking mangina is betta than lickin vagina anyday!!!

    toss muh salad babee!!!

  • in soviet russia pussy eats you

  • Is it weird that I think a lott of pussy's look gross? I am sure I am straight but I do not like the looks at all and it doesn't really turm me on. so, is that strange?

  • @RandomBart There's no such thing as a gross pussy, I lick them all!!

  • @RandomBart

    "I'm gay, part one"

  • @RandomBart I used to be that way when I first saw one when I was younger but then when I actually seen one in real life and fingered and ate one it was a thing of beauty you might get used to it granted some girls do have nasty ones depends on what type of girl it is

  • @tarheels50fan Thank you so much for the comment, That's a relieve. Because before thise mesage I only got reaction like ''You're gay''.

    So you really helped me with this!

  • @RandomBart Haha yeah when I was young it scared me then I touched one the first time scared me because it was wet and scared the heck out of me cause I was young but then I got into it and I dated a girl for 3 years and I just got comfortable and used to seeing it and playing with it and grew into it its like riding a bike first its scary and you dont know how to do it then you learn and you never forget it and you love doing it

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  • LOL

    

  • jesus doesnt approve

  • I licked my ex girlfriend pussy almost everyday

  • i love you ;) smart smart smart you are .......that is why she is crazy about me ...tnx 2 you Blowjobteacher......now i know y

  • I love getting ate out :)

  • yuck

    

  • Lick, eat, suck, or unconditionally love the pussy...To not only "just do it ":-)*~~~ You can even slap, bite, or gentlely blow on it, if it gets mad it could snap back at you; but I don't think you will mind ! But above all-please don't tear-up the pussy too much, that's a big no-no

  • fukin weird

  • who want my pussy???

  • @TheAmidennis yas y not

  • @TheCallmate ok call me

  • RARE CUSTOMER !! 

  • Pussy tastes good!!!

  • Lol Pussy flesh,

    tis only a pussy flesh wound! ! !

  • Any cleveland girls want there pussy licked the right way

  • Theres not enough freaky girls in new york for this. i can eat pussy all day :)

  • lol awsome

    

  • i eat pussy. i just ate pussy yesterday. the girl was on her period so imagine blood gushing over your face from a pussy. she pissed in my face too. then she came and it had piss and blood mixed with it and i drank it. at the end she finished me off with a nice high pitch queef!

  • wow

  • yum yum

  • i love it....

  • Pussy EATER here.!!!! hahahaha

  • this girls voice is sexy yo, makes me want to go down on an early 90's ibm harddrive.

  • @coldsake07 lmao

  • pussies stnk tho!

  • @shayorshayorshayor what pussies have you had? eww.

  • @shayorshayorshayor man i dated this stripper she was fucking gorgeous and her pussy tasted great.... deffinately didnt stink...

  • @shayorshayorshayor "Why do pussies stink?" Because you're gay :)

  • Too bad new york dont have as much freaks as the south who wanna get there cooch eatin

  • that is a great meal right there.

  • retard

  • lol alot of people say that pussy is smelly

  • @MACLOVERist omg o shiit

  • @em1b20vtec89, if your girl's pussy tasted of salt when you licked her out, sorry to tell you, but she'll have been fucking someone else before you, n forgot t shower!!

  • lmfaoo!!!! funny shit

  • on behalf of the male gender, i thank you.

  • yeah micro soft sam's girlfriend sounds hot!

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaa,

    no, i just go with the old rusty tronebone.

  • i licked a girls pussy once..it taste like salt lol

  • @em1b20vtec89 omg me too, I though that it only happened to me lol

  • Damn this makes me wanna eat a girl out!

    This computers voice is terrible!

  • Looking for volunteers

  • This shit is hilarious. Why the computerized voice?!! LMAO!

  • maybe the video maker doesn't wanna get it exposed through his/her voice!

  • is it legal to lick ones cousins pussy?

    or do I become a lesbian?

  • HUH?!

  • I hate hairy pussies!!! only shaved ones and shaved assholes too!!!

  • Agreed. I will snack on a shaved asshole all night long.

  • fun profile pic!

    to plastic

  • How do ya make it squirt though?

  • It depends on the woman...

  • @TriciaCrafts Got an examples that may provide some further understanding?

  • Maybe in a private message...and if your not really young...

  • @TriciaCrafts Lol ok, and im old enough dont worry ;]

  • Ok.

  • @TriciaCrafts cool

  • ha ima play this lous in skool ha poosy

  • I figured out years ago that as a teenager getting hold of lesbian porn and watching every move thaose girls made was one of the best things I could ever do, Iv had girls beg me to marry them when Ive been at it.

  • lol

  • sam kinison will tell you how........

  • duhhh

  • pussy flesh... never say that when talking dirty.

  • lol i had an envy phone and if u pushed a button it sounded like this it would read the text back i think this is what it is me and my friends used to send shit like this to each other all the time

  • im gonna play this video in the background when i go down my girl

  • hahahaha

  • ohh

  • you are a god!!!!! and wow da most i made a girl cum was 10 times....

  • @jonathanalvarez713 why would that get you a thumbs down lol

  • lol this video is .... thts juss it idk

  • lol its says pussy weird.

  • this is very helpful......, i wonder if this a woman or man giving the advice

  • @kg062007 its a guy.

  • ineber asked her but i am going to i wonder what she will say

  • i may try it i let a girl go down on me i loved it i want to eat my bestriend's pussy its pretty i seen it a few times when we were changing in front of eachother

  • lmfao i love this!!

  • this is so much more better than sex-ed classes! haha

    i think its the informal nature and political incorrectness

  • LOL

    "nuzzle your face into her bush"

  • @boyniao hahahahahahhaha

  • a womans poo c?

  • UGHHH !!!!!!!

    OYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHBABYYYYYYY

    uqhhhhh penis in my pusssyyyyy

  • Yes! PUSSY EATERS UNITE!!!

  • @DerkaDog OMG sounds like old superheros wonder twins UNITE!!! LOAM XD

  • hey pussylovers wahts up i love pussy tahah

  • RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!

  • LMFAO !!!!

    this is informative i'll admit but its so damn hilarious.

    "there isnt anything that makes a women more unique than her pohsee". lmmfao. smh

  • lol mircosoft mary

  • fuck that pussy eatin contest

    all these nasty hoes all i eat is my girl fuck all that eat every girl every time noooooope

  • tell her anything... ok

  • I Love eating pussy...

  • hell yea , I EAT THE PUSSY

  • I'll challenge anyone of you MF's to a pussy licking contest.

    Any ladies out there who want the best, hit me up.

    I'll show you how it's done.

    Face deep for hrs.

  • I'LL TAKE THE CHALLENGE!!!

  • usefull info thanks.

    just wondering what software did you ue for voice transmit?

  • Damn people always using that fucking voice n shit.

  • lol Anna I had no idea you were an expert

  • juices. hahaha bitch shut up

  • The voice just makes me want to kill someone.

  • i give head perfectly ;)

  • HAHAA! its funny when she says nothing makes a woman so unique the her... pull-see there are not one the same and ive seen alot of them hahaha!!

  • ROFL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW STUPID SHE SOUNDS!!!!

    Couldn't the uploader have used his/her real voice, because this is making me laugh seriously.

  • Who knew Mrs. Stephen Hawking was so fond of eating pussy....

  • 1:04  "There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pull-see" lol this computer voice is crackin me up.

  • LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this was some computer generated bullshit. Still funny though.

  • Okay, but first, you've got to get that stank bulb removed from your pussy. And then get your cunt gums tightened and cleaned, sprayed and deodorized. After a thorough spray of insecticide and rat-ex, get a trash bag and collect all the dead catfish parts that are rotting deep in the fleshfolds of that cunt. Put a couple of roach motels in the back of your pussy and get an industrial de-yeasting. Then we'll talk about licking. Maybe.

    Now, suck my 'roids 'til they pop in your mouth!

  • THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS SORRY!

  • i dont speek englsih that good to understand in such a stupid voice

  • wen u have a girls who doesnt wana fuck expesily wen ur my age u just eat her pussy after tat shes dying to fuck u

  • tru dat

  • great information. wish it was presented in a more normal manner (instead of by a robot!) video would be great - but this is great information if you want to please a woman

  • right on...voice is a lil weird though!!!lol

  • polsy

  • a couple of things: first the computer voice is funny as hell.

    2nd this shit in this video does work cause that is how i eat take out. when done right she will keep orgasming over and over until she can't take it anymore. that when she will jump up and SMACK YOUR FACE AWAY.

    which brings me to my last point. when you are sucking the clit and not letting go she turns into a fucking bull trying to buck you off. she has no regard for your safety and you WILL get hurt. so be careful. lol

  • Men really do have it a lot harder in dating, and sex and all that shit

  • Girls should shave or wax their pussy...

  • believe it or not.. this is perfect information

  • HOPE THIS WORX

  • hahaha alot of its true i got my tongue pierced and my ex fucking lovedddd it

  • I LOVVVVVVE LOVVVVVE LOVE LOVE TO EAT PUSSY.....makes my dick soooo hard....i need to beat now

  • I Loooooooooove to eat pussy, fresh out of the shower, or as is .

  • i eat pussy with a spongebob bib and cowboy boots

  • Yeah you think eating pussy tastes good... WRONG! its hella gross!

  • Fair enough. Thats understandable. But why though? N hey btw im sure its just as gross as suckin dick, yet women do it...

  • You must be eating some dirty bitches then. Pussy should taste like water

  • Man what the fuck you prolly never even tasted pussy, So shut the fuck up.

  • I'm not a man lol.

  • Ahh! lol

  • this is the most hysterical thing ive seen .

    kudos im crying

  • now i need one female to do this to. any takers? lol

  • im here

  • lmao. i dont know if u ready

  • yeeeeeeeah!

  • It's so funny to read when people comment horny.

  • eating pussy just keeps my dick hard. i looooooooove to eat pussy. OMG!!!!! ok..ok...ok....ok....ok....tim­e for me to jerk off ppl.

  • I love to eat pussy

  • Im a vegetarian but still eat pussy meat.

  • LMAO VERGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i'm only 13

  • lol well.. i guess thats an acception

  • hey dick shit if your 13 you shouldnt have access to adult crap on here ....expect a visit from the cops

  • LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah ok.. how are you gonna call the cops on someone on here ??????????

  • people who yell these things usually are virgin themselves

  • lmaooooooooooooooooo

  • thanks lady ill use this info

  • dude if it didnt smell i would do it for hours

  • pussy aint supposed to smell or have a badd taste.. u jus keep catchin dirtyy bitches.. lol