I've found that half the women out there don't even want their pussy eaten. It's funny because when I was young, I thought eating pussy would be so awesome, but then my girlfriend turned me off of it. BTW, this video sounds like a guy wrote it, not a girl. So the fake voice isn't just for anonymity, but for changing gender as well.
@jeffersoncream143576 - I suppose you've had a different experience. Seriously though. When I went to go down on my first gf, she discouraged me from doing it. Later she told me that it's nasty, that I shouldn't do it. I only did it once in awhile with other girls later. Most prefer the cock in the vagina thing. Another girl discouraged me from doing it too, so I basically just stopped. Maybe I'll do it again some time, but I'm fine without it.
Is it weird that I think a lott of pussy's look gross? I am sure I am straight but I do not like the looks at all and it doesn't really turm me on. so, is that strange?
@RandomBart I used to be that way when I first saw one when I was younger but then when I actually seen one in real life and fingered and ate one it was a thing of beauty you might get used to it granted some girls do have nasty ones depends on what type of girl it is
@RandomBart Haha yeah when I was young it scared me then I touched one the first time scared me because it was wet and scared the heck out of me cause I was young but then I got into it and I dated a girl for 3 years and I just got comfortable and used to seeing it and playing with it and grew into it its like riding a bike first its scary and you dont know how to do it then you learn and you never forget it and you love doing it
Lick, eat, suck, or unconditionally love the pussy...To not only "just do it ":-)*~~~ You can even slap, bite, or gentlely blow on it, if it gets mad it could snap back at you; but I don't think you will mind ! But above all-please don't tear-up the pussy too much, that's a big no-no
i eat pussy. i just ate pussy yesterday. the girl was on her period so imagine blood gushing over your face from a pussy. she pissed in my face too. then she came and it had piss and blood mixed with it and i drank it. at the end she finished me off with a nice high pitch queef!
@em1b20vtec89, if your girl's pussy tasted of salt when you licked her out, sorry to tell you, but she'll have been fucking someone else before you, n forgot t shower!!
I figured out years ago that as a teenager getting hold of lesbian porn and watching every move thaose girls made was one of the best things I could ever do, Iv had girls beg me to marry them when Ive been at it.
lol i had an envy phone and if u pushed a button it sounded like this it would read the text back i think this is what it is me and my friends used to send shit like this to each other all the time
i may try it i let a girl go down on me i loved it i want to eat my bestriend's pussy its pretty i seen it a few times when we were changing in front of eachother
Okay, but first, you've got to get that stank bulb removed from your pussy. And then get your cunt gums tightened and cleaned, sprayed and deodorized. After a thorough spray of insecticide and rat-ex, get a trash bag and collect all the dead catfish parts that are rotting deep in the fleshfolds of that cunt. Put a couple of roach motels in the back of your pussy and get an industrial de-yeasting. Then we'll talk about licking. Maybe.
great information. wish it was presented in a more normal manner (instead of by a robot!) video would be great - but this is great information if you want to please a woman
a couple of things: first the computer voice is funny as hell.
2nd this shit in this video does work cause that is how i eat take out. when done right she will keep orgasming over and over until she can't take it anymore. that when she will jump up and SMACK YOUR FACE AWAY.
which brings me to my last point. when you are sucking the clit and not letting go she turns into a fucking bull trying to buck you off. she has no regard for your safety and you WILL get hurt. so be careful. lol
cock sucking was much more funny
i like the part ware it says if she digs it wtf
MrHow2fix 1 week ago
Sounds so familiar. I think I've downloaded it as a PDF document 5...6 years ago
Villemvallutaja 1 month ago in playlist oraal
What woman wouldn't like getting her pussy ate?
cornflake1055 5 months ago
If i find a woman who don't like geting her pussy licked you need to dump her.
TheMrgoku1985 7 months ago
Their only 2 videos are this one and "How to suck a cock."
The cock sucking video has 380,000 views.
Let's do the math here fellas.
rasey077 8 months ago
@EarnanOMaille thats true...old used pussy are disgusting.I only lick young females
IbnNero 8 months ago
This would be more entertaining if it was the voice of the notorious Pepe Le Pew!!!
That French cat lives for PUSSY... HAHAHA
devendati 8 months ago
If any girl wants her pussy licked ... call me I'll do it for free :)
nakedmoviescenes 8 months ago 7
@nakedmoviescenes cheap ass
IbnNero 7 months ago
I've found that half the women out there don't even want their pussy eaten. It's funny because when I was young, I thought eating pussy would be so awesome, but then my girlfriend turned me off of it. BTW, this video sounds like a guy wrote it, not a girl. So the fake voice isn't just for anonymity, but for changing gender as well.
BayviewFinch 9 months ago
@BayviewFinch what world do u live in?
jeffersoncream143576 9 months ago
@jeffersoncream143576 - I suppose you've had a different experience. Seriously though. When I went to go down on my first gf, she discouraged me from doing it. Later she told me that it's nasty, that I shouldn't do it. I only did it once in awhile with other girls later. Most prefer the cock in the vagina thing. Another girl discouraged me from doing it too, so I basically just stopped. Maybe I'll do it again some time, but I'm fine without it.
BayviewFinch 9 months ago
@BayviewFinch hmm thats kinda strange well for me. but yes i had a very different experience lmao
jeffersoncream143576 9 months ago
8 UP STRAIGHT UP
gblueslover2 9 months ago
licking mangina is betta than lickin vagina anyday!!!
toss muh salad babee!!!
GangstaLiciousThug 9 months ago
in soviet russia pussy eats you
sermerlin1 10 months ago 19
Is it weird that I think a lott of pussy's look gross? I am sure I am straight but I do not like the looks at all and it doesn't really turm me on. so, is that strange?
RandomBart 11 months ago
@RandomBart There's no such thing as a gross pussy, I lick them all!!
ELtercermundista82 11 months ago 2
@RandomBart
"I'm gay, part one"
vMATERIALEYESv 10 months ago
@RandomBart I used to be that way when I first saw one when I was younger but then when I actually seen one in real life and fingered and ate one it was a thing of beauty you might get used to it granted some girls do have nasty ones depends on what type of girl it is
tarheels50fan 4 months ago
@tarheels50fan Thank you so much for the comment, That's a relieve. Because before thise mesage I only got reaction like ''You're gay''.
So you really helped me with this!
RandomBart 4 months ago
@RandomBart Haha yeah when I was young it scared me then I touched one the first time scared me because it was wet and scared the heck out of me cause I was young but then I got into it and I dated a girl for 3 years and I just got comfortable and used to seeing it and playing with it and grew into it its like riding a bike first its scary and you dont know how to do it then you learn and you never forget it and you love doing it
tarheels50fan 3 months ago
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tarheels50fan 4 months ago
LOL
2specs1scim 11 months ago
jesus doesnt approve
AlcoholicSemenStain 11 months ago
I licked my ex girlfriend pussy almost everyday
PCGamer31 1 year ago
i love you ;) smart smart smart you are .......that is why she is crazy about me ...tnx 2 you Blowjobteacher......now i know y
hammer111100 1 year ago
I love getting ate out :)
BeautifulJADExx 1 year ago 2
yuck
mclarenf24c 1 year ago
Lick, eat, suck, or unconditionally love the pussy...To not only "just do it ":-)*~~~ You can even slap, bite, or gentlely blow on it, if it gets mad it could snap back at you; but I don't think you will mind ! But above all-please don't tear-up the pussy too much, that's a big no-no
william52648 1 year ago
fukin weird
IslayedAdragon 1 year ago
who want my pussy???
TheAmidennis 1 year ago
@TheAmidennis yas y not
TheCallmate 1 year ago
@TheCallmate ok call me
justinbieber532 1 year ago
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@TheAmidennis yas y not
TheCallmate 1 year ago
@TheAmidennis me
MyTutorialFilms 11 months ago
RARE CUSTOMER !!
KoffinFeeder 1 year ago
Pussy tastes good!!!
Hopper3513 1 year ago
Lol Pussy flesh,
tis only a pussy flesh wound! ! !
Wheatheredtome 1 year ago
Any cleveland girls want there pussy licked the right way
SoFarGoneRightNow 1 year ago
Theres not enough freaky girls in new york for this. i can eat pussy all day :)
jjbiggs21 1 year ago 4
lol awsome
rodriguezefrain60 1 year ago
i eat pussy. i just ate pussy yesterday. the girl was on her period so imagine blood gushing over your face from a pussy. she pissed in my face too. then she came and it had piss and blood mixed with it and i drank it. at the end she finished me off with a nice high pitch queef!
mclaren450 1 year ago
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I Love eating pussy...
gta19901 1 year ago
wow
sollp123faboo 1 year ago
yum yum
KENSHIROHEIDERN 1 year ago
i love it....
ferret630 1 year ago
Pussy EATER here.!!!! hahahaha
asadera332 1 year ago
this girls voice is sexy yo, makes me want to go down on an early 90's ibm harddrive.
coldsake07 1 year ago 27
@coldsake07 lmao
TheLagunaSunrise 7 months ago
pussies stnk tho!
shayorshayorshayor 1 year ago
@shayorshayorshayor what pussies have you had? eww.
MsPinkGlam 1 year ago
@shayorshayorshayor man i dated this stripper she was fucking gorgeous and her pussy tasted great.... deffinately didnt stink...
ferret630 1 year ago
@shayorshayorshayor "Why do pussies stink?" Because you're gay :)
ShiivaWilding 1 year ago 3
Too bad new york dont have as much freaks as the south who wanna get there cooch eatin
jjbiggs21 1 year ago
that is a great meal right there.
aseani18 1 year ago
retard
MACLOVERist 1 year ago
lol alot of people say that pussy is smelly
MACLOVERist 1 year ago
@MACLOVERist omg o shiit
thatprettytajaye 1 year ago
@em1b20vtec89, if your girl's pussy tasted of salt when you licked her out, sorry to tell you, but she'll have been fucking someone else before you, n forgot t shower!!
merseymain 1 year ago
lmfaoo!!!! funny shit
leathernctton 1 year ago
on behalf of the male gender, i thank you.
flibber12 1 year ago
yeah micro soft sam's girlfriend sounds hot!
lachlanSB 1 year ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaa,
no, i just go with the old rusty tronebone.
lachlanSB 1 year ago
i licked a girls pussy once..it taste like salt lol
em1b20vtec89 1 year ago 2
@em1b20vtec89 omg me too, I though that it only happened to me lol
Marc1uz 1 year ago
Damn this makes me wanna eat a girl out!
This computers voice is terrible!
MrTylerJordyn 1 year ago
Looking for volunteers
62handyman 1 year ago
This shit is hilarious. Why the computerized voice?!! LMAO!
bigrpb 2 years ago 9
maybe the video maker doesn't wanna get it exposed through his/her voice!
nymerie 2 years ago
is it legal to lick ones cousins pussy?
or do I become a lesbian?
letta6666 2 years ago
HUH?!
bigrpb 2 years ago
I hate hairy pussies!!! only shaved ones and shaved assholes too!!!
nymerie 2 years ago
Agreed. I will snack on a shaved asshole all night long.
bigrpb 2 years ago 7
fun profile pic!
to plastic
letta6666 2 years ago
How do ya make it squirt though?
ScorpioX19 2 years ago
It depends on the woman...
TriciaCrafts 2 years ago
@TriciaCrafts Got an examples that may provide some further understanding?
ScorpioX19 2 years ago
Maybe in a private message...and if your not really young...
TriciaCrafts 2 years ago
@TriciaCrafts Lol ok, and im old enough dont worry ;]
ScorpioX19 2 years ago
Ok.
TriciaCrafts 2 years ago
@TriciaCrafts cool
ScorpioX19 2 years ago
ha ima play this lous in skool ha poosy
bassaddict1231 2 years ago
I figured out years ago that as a teenager getting hold of lesbian porn and watching every move thaose girls made was one of the best things I could ever do, Iv had girls beg me to marry them when Ive been at it.
foiran 2 years ago
lol
TriciaCrafts 2 years ago
sam kinison will tell you how........
TEMPmichaelhansen 2 years ago
duhhh
robinsoncrucify 2 years ago
pussy flesh... never say that when talking dirty.
Meconstrue 2 years ago 3
lol i had an envy phone and if u pushed a button it sounded like this it would read the text back i think this is what it is me and my friends used to send shit like this to each other all the time
LDubgirlz2009 2 years ago
im gonna play this video in the background when i go down my girl
IProphetI 2 years ago 9
hahahaha
Meconstrue 2 years ago 3
ohh
laffingfrikk 2 years ago
you are a god!!!!! and wow da most i made a girl cum was 10 times....
jonathanalvarez713 2 years ago
@jonathanalvarez713 why would that get you a thumbs down lol
ScorpioX19 2 years ago
lol this video is .... thts juss it idk
micromilan209 2 years ago
lol its says pussy weird.
kaylaciara1013 2 years ago 3
this is very helpful......, i wonder if this a woman or man giving the advice
kg062007 2 years ago
@kg062007 its a guy.
soccerlover1598 1 year ago
ineber asked her but i am going to i wonder what she will say
FLYYGURL86 2 years ago
i may try it i let a girl go down on me i loved it i want to eat my bestriend's pussy its pretty i seen it a few times when we were changing in front of eachother
FLYYGURL86 2 years ago
lmfao i love this!!
emmerenicana 2 years ago 3
this is so much more better than sex-ed classes! haha
i think its the informal nature and political incorrectness
CmGHaures 2 years ago 5
LOL
"nuzzle your face into her bush"
boyniao 2 years ago 4
@boyniao hahahahahahhaha
SpiderDiscord 2 years ago
a womans poo c?
brettdark 2 years ago 5
UGHHH !!!!!!!
OYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHBABYYYYYYY
uqhhhhh penis in my pusssyyyyy
xXbbyliSaXx 2 years ago
Yes! PUSSY EATERS UNITE!!!
DerkaDog 2 years ago 97
@DerkaDog OMG sounds like old superheros wonder twins UNITE!!! LOAM XD
WARTOR343 1 year ago
hey pussylovers wahts up i love pussy tahah
idkman1339 2 years ago 2
RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!
RubbaBannMann 2 years ago 2
LMFAO !!!!
this is informative i'll admit but its so damn hilarious.
"there isnt anything that makes a women more unique than her pohsee". lmmfao. smh
kingleny93 2 years ago 2
lol mircosoft mary
davidschmitt93 2 years ago 3
fuck that pussy eatin contest
all these nasty hoes all i eat is my girl fuck all that eat every girl every time noooooope
iLoVedRo00 2 years ago 4
tell her anything... ok
Persile61 2 years ago 2
I Love eating pussy...
ThePanafrica 2 years ago 73
hell yea , I EAT THE PUSSY
rsalas422 2 years ago 5
I'll challenge anyone of you MF's to a pussy licking contest.
Any ladies out there who want the best, hit me up.
I'll show you how it's done.
Face deep for hrs.
FattyArbuckle1981 2 years ago
I'LL TAKE THE CHALLENGE!!!
RubbaBannMann 2 years ago 4
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This is fucking hillarious
DB8000 2 years ago
usefull info thanks.
just wondering what software did you ue for voice transmit?
luckyabe20 2 years ago
Damn people always using that fucking voice n shit.
iceman30five 2 years ago
lol Anna I had no idea you were an expert
ImCaptainjackass 2 years ago
juices. hahaha bitch shut up
Damovieboys 2 years ago
The voice just makes me want to kill someone.
boogiedancer81 2 years ago 8
i give head perfectly ;)
gerfall 2 years ago
HAHAA! its funny when she says nothing makes a woman so unique the her... pull-see there are not one the same and ive seen alot of them hahaha!!
hippieho1 2 years ago
ROFL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW STUPID SHE SOUNDS!!!!
Couldn't the uploader have used his/her real voice, because this is making me laugh seriously.
oichakdeyphatay 2 years ago
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Type in Funny Sandwich, scroll down to the 3rd video with a pic of bread in a basket...FUNNY!!!!
MrJeff628 2 years ago
Who knew Mrs. Stephen Hawking was so fond of eating pussy....
Giua1973 2 years ago 8
1:04 "There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pull-see" lol this computer voice is crackin me up.
LqrDrnkr757 2 years ago 4
LOL, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this was some computer generated bullshit. Still funny though.
dmorley100 2 years ago
Okay, but first, you've got to get that stank bulb removed from your pussy. And then get your cunt gums tightened and cleaned, sprayed and deodorized. After a thorough spray of insecticide and rat-ex, get a trash bag and collect all the dead catfish parts that are rotting deep in the fleshfolds of that cunt. Put a couple of roach motels in the back of your pussy and get an industrial de-yeasting. Then we'll talk about licking. Maybe.
Now, suck my 'roids 'til they pop in your mouth!
zoetropez 2 years ago
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS SORRY!
gerfall 2 years ago
i dont speek englsih that good to understand in such a stupid voice
Gobosarbuel 2 years ago
wen u have a girls who doesnt wana fuck expesily wen ur my age u just eat her pussy after tat shes dying to fuck u
berkkid11 2 years ago 2
tru dat
animeskateriddle 2 years ago
great information. wish it was presented in a more normal manner (instead of by a robot!) video would be great - but this is great information if you want to please a woman
jamieg388 2 years ago
right on...voice is a lil weird though!!!lol
07aurelia 2 years ago
polsy
n8tivguitar 2 years ago
a couple of things: first the computer voice is funny as hell.
2nd this shit in this video does work cause that is how i eat take out. when done right she will keep orgasming over and over until she can't take it anymore. that when she will jump up and SMACK YOUR FACE AWAY.
which brings me to my last point. when you are sucking the clit and not letting go she turns into a fucking bull trying to buck you off. she has no regard for your safety and you WILL get hurt. so be careful. lol
snotgd 2 years ago 7
Men really do have it a lot harder in dating, and sex and all that shit
darkwatch1234 2 years ago
Girls should shave or wax their pussy...
darkwatch1234 2 years ago 3
believe it or not.. this is perfect information
xxwesdogxx 2 years ago
HOPE THIS WORX
mattrixx33 2 years ago
hahaha alot of its true i got my tongue pierced and my ex fucking lovedddd it
lModest 2 years ago
I LOVVVVVVE LOVVVVVE LOVE LOVE TO EAT PUSSY.....makes my dick soooo hard....i need to beat now
drawde2004new 2 years ago
I Loooooooooove to eat pussy, fresh out of the shower, or as is .
ramon1226 2 years ago
i eat pussy with a spongebob bib and cowboy boots
shinwoodley 2 years ago 4
Yeah you think eating pussy tastes good... WRONG! its hella gross!
JayLG101 2 years ago
Fair enough. Thats understandable. But why though? N hey btw im sure its just as gross as suckin dick, yet women do it...
todky002 2 years ago 4
You must be eating some dirty bitches then. Pussy should taste like water
tonytokka 2 years ago 7
Man what the fuck you prolly never even tasted pussy, So shut the fuck up.
JayLG101 2 years ago
I'm not a man lol.
tonytokka 2 years ago 5
Ahh! lol
JayLG101 2 years ago
this is the most hysterical thing ive seen .
kudos im crying
losackmd 2 years ago
now i need one female to do this to. any takers? lol
jjbiggs21 2 years ago 8
im here
nadirali1987 2 years ago
lmao. i dont know if u ready
jjbiggs21 2 years ago
yeeeeeeeah!
tonytokka 2 years ago
It's so funny to read when people comment horny.
notblondeswede 2 years ago 4
eating pussy just keeps my dick hard. i looooooooove to eat pussy. OMG!!!!! ok..ok...ok....ok....ok....time for me to jerk off ppl.
liberalsarescum 2 years ago 5
I love to eat pussy
darksidez81 2 years ago 4
Im a vegetarian but still eat pussy meat.
mrcad01 2 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
does pussy stink when wet?
WBHustlas 2 years ago
LMAO VERGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f0revertheskater 2 years ago
i'm only 13
WBHustlas 2 years ago
lol well.. i guess thats an acception
f0revertheskater 2 years ago
hey dick shit if your 13 you shouldnt have access to adult crap on here ....expect a visit from the cops
RADIOMANNNN 2 years ago
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah ok.. how are you gonna call the cops on someone on here ??????????
wowurlamee 2 years ago
people who yell these things usually are virgin themselves
timkingioo 2 years ago
lmaooooooooooooooooo
TruDumKids 2 years ago
thanks lady ill use this info
mokaman12 2 years ago
dude if it didnt smell i would do it for hours
oberg9577 2 years ago
pussy aint supposed to smell or have a badd taste.. u jus keep catchin dirtyy bitches.. lol
TruDumKids 2 years ago 3