Bad News

[jaymeeboh]

"I don't get it."

"Oh, you've got it."

[TotalyCrazyMe]

you actually look younger

[TotalyCrazyMe]

this is hilarious

[mzPenguinPantz]

@elekid98 YOU DISGRACE BEARDLOVERS!

[elekid98]

You're actually better with no beard :O

[michaelangelo323]

You're adopted, get me a f***in' scotch. Pure genious.

[followedwhiterabbit]

Woo! Chicago! Rabies capital! We're number 1!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[aSteveinaBox]

sooooo funny!!!

[TheAKantola]

I love your song remakes! they're so funny :D

[Phobic42]

The spinning method actually does work for time travel, you just didn't quite reach 88 mph. Better luck next time.

[barrett7212]

You're adopted. Now get me a fucking scotch. LMAO.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

This ACTUALLY made me lol, and that almost never happens........have a cookie ._.

[Awas79]

OMG u look so young

[workescapist]

bad news are best told ..... not.

[fpmolina]

Fiscal fisssssical

[Mer1002]

mmmmm I love rabies in my coffee. <3

[leraginasian]

so young!

[SinisterSoul93]

Hi, I'm from the future. People can deal with the 2 videos a week, but in my time you stop doing free bagel fridays. People all around the world are comitting suicide because of this, you need to fix this to fix the future.

[OleprechaunO]

Did you know that spinning in one spot for an extended period of time is considered a Whirling Dervish. What's that you say? Well, a whirling dervish is a process where the continuous spinning will create the person to have amazing ideas. Ideas that are creative, new, and useful ideas.

[EthanTheEnigmatic]

Dude, you always make my day.

[TheKellsta]

i think i'm in love with you

[RandomWrocker]

You're like John Green, but distinctly more blue, beardy and wheezy...

<3

[KeepTalkingStephanie]

bb...bbb..but WHEEZY NOOOOOOOOOO

[talkingxbird]

you're awesome!

[GeekiGothJussi]

i love you! <3 that was amazing...

but we'll miss you =/

its k tho, i understand.

[jahiri]

Oh dang, i just started watching you two weeks ago as well xP

Ah well, you had better lead a good life for denying us your dailies! :O

[heartbreakdanceX]

i dont know how I'll get by without my daily wheezy. =(

[TwilightAddict96]

hehe

[naomignome]

oh noooooo wheezywaiter.

this is so disappointing..

how will i survive without a daily dose of wheezywaiter?

[karenergy]

Thanks for doing two a week! You have been so generous to have kept up the pace you have up to now with so many great videos. So, yeah, have a life that works well too! :D

[haleykirk91]

So I just watched the beard videos and Toddly00 is really Sabertooth in the X-men being played by Seth Rogen.

[izzyonabike]

ITS CALLED A DOOBLY DOO NOT A DESCIBY :(

[sweetidiocracy]

Your two a week disappoints me (says the girl who does one every two weeks). Enjoy sleep. I haven't seen much of that lately. Tell it I said hi and we should talk sometime.

~Katy

[lespaulrok3r]

what a f******g joke!!! 2 a week?

[wheezywaiter]

sorry man. until I don't have a day job, it's gotta be this way.

[imgod84]

but ur the random break from my day job!

[FLUTH369]

@lespaulrok3r People have a life to live, give him a break, plus i wouldnt make his beard angry YOU WOULDNT LIKE IT WEN ITS ANGRY

[lespaulrok3r]

@FLUTH369 but its not enough. i need my daily dose of the beard to get me through my day...hes like my "i love it when the beard is on!!!"

[LiVELAFFLUFFx3]

I Hope You Enjoy Your Extra Sleep, But I'll Miss You [;

Lol, And This Is Hilarious. Favorited!

[0c4pnh4nk]

you should make the vids on weekends, as everyone does weekdays. but mondays would be good. i dont know I'm sure you'll figure something out.

[whitenailsnguitars]

lmao. Love all the "bad news" jokes, rofl. I'll miss your vids everyday, but this "real life" thing seems important : )

[katnaej]

JADEN! Haha...

[meekakitty]

I love your fictional mother.

I understand ur need for sleep. and look forward to more episodes.<3

[Katiefoolery]

I've been sitting here for ages, but no money has fallen on my head yet.  Must be doing something wrong...

[redhandgrunt]

The market's not closed yet you have to wait a little.

[0745am]

I think that's a good idea. I hope you enjoy your extra sleep!

This isn't related to this video, but is your video with the Neutral Milk Hotel song uploaded on another site (since Youtube took it off)? I really want to see it; NMH is my favourite band!

[wheezywaiter]

that was the whole video. it was part of the joke. sorry.

[0745am]

Ohh, right. So was my comment.. it was a joke also...

[killert00thbrush]

Sad you're cutting down, but it's a good idea. I think 2 a week is the ideal amount. =)

[PickleMcPicklehiemer]

Will they be the same two days each week? Or will they be in rotation?

Either way... I hope there will still be free-bagel-Fridays caught on film.

[wheezywaiter]

yet to be determined. I'm thinking Tuesdays and Fridays...and maybe a weekend video if there's time.

[craaazytaco]

I'd much rather have two (or three if one is live) very energetic wheezy waiter videos than five very tired looking ones. No offense meant, but I can tell you getting tired. :)

Breathing, it's whats for dinner! And probably lunch, maybe breakfast depending. You know, if you wanna...

[JonnoStrife]

your adopted..

Get me some scotch.

[blath]

NOOOOO!! How shall I get my daily fix, sir? Guess it's back to black tar heroin.

...

Oh, live shows...

...

SOBER AGAIN!

[1Dt88]

ROFLMAOO banging the sky

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

That's actually better for me too, because I need sleep but instead of sleeping I end up staying up all night trying to catch up with everyone I'm subscribed to. Actually right now it's 12:40am, I need to read over 100 pages for english 1st hour tomorrow, and instead I'm trying to catch up on all the vids in my subscription box. FIEND!!!

[nicolcacola]

no no in time travel you shut your eyes really tight throwing your head in a yes like motion ... dont you watch heroes? jeez

[jhoney313]

Aww..I understand how it goes. But I will miss my daily Wheezy. :)

[KASIproductions]

hahaha "Oh you've got it."

2 episodes a week is reasonable. No one should be complaining :D

[Tatt17]

"no you got it" that joke was great

lol fucking scotch !

& that makes sense :) and is reasonable

we love youuuu

[aslanenlisted]

does this mean no more free bagel Friday??? Deep tears

[artifex85]

once again, I love the NASA shirt, sir!

[ShatteredDemon]

you are the best thing on youtube, you cant make less vids!!

ok I see that didnt work, fine 2 will do *fake cries*

[jholt89]

I find that I have less time to watch my youtube vides, so going down in frequency will make it easier to keep up with.

Was this the change Obama was looking for?

[HyperKid66]

...but I love you.

and i still do :)

[1musicrazy1]

nnnoooo :(

this is what i look forward too every dayy!!

uu cant just leaavvee!!

[TheWillofDC]

this is massively sad news, but i will take as much of you as i can get!

[thundersnow9407]

if theres not as many, they should be longer, like 5 or 6 minutes as opposed to 2 or 3

[wheezywaiter]

sorry thunder, like to keep them short, no matter how many I do.

[thundersnow9407]

darn, worth a shot

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well that's reasonable.

[frazzified]

This is unacceptable. I don't approve. I'm angry.

[obitoxitachi]

sadness. but oh well. everyone needs sleep. but why do you keep complaining about your interest? all that change falling on your head is a lot more than mine, which doesn't fall on my head. i'd rather have more money hitting me than less money.~

[Paigeala00]

geez ur so funny! im so glad i subscribed

[dorkyjenny]

Aww, well I understand. You need your rest. I'm sure two videos a weeks will be way more convient for you. Your BlogTv show was great last time! I can't wait for the next one!

:D

[rockpaperstuuph]

The fact that you said "describey" several times made me happy.

However, two shows a week made me sadface.

[KellyWelly623]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2 shows!

My life is less awesome now :(

Well, I hope you get your sleep :)

And work earlynessisess :)

[Tinkynette]

My mind is thinking "yeah, he deserves to see his friends and have some sleep" but strangely my heart can't stop shouting "NOOOOOOOOOO".

It hurts.

But seriously, two videos/week is already great and I can't wait to see you on blog tv. Although it might be difficult because I live in Europe. And you don't. I'll stop sleeping.

[hannikate]

Aw, man, that sucks.

Well, I'll be looking forward to them :D

[JustinwL]

NOO, two shows a week? How will I get by?

[conversandonobar]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo

my life has become a little bit sadder, i need some time to recover from this.

ok, i'm good now :)

[MRLINDSAY545]

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sunnyE09]

we understand!

i have a callenge for you mr. beardless wheezywaiter... make a video without editing it!

oooooooooooooooooooooh

:D

[obitoxitachi]

he 'did' that already. remember? i forget which vid it was, but i'll find it for you...~

[Beccawonthegame]

I wish I could sleep. That'd be nice. but I, instead spend all of my time doing my homework and procrastinating my homework on youtube.

[Talky202]

oh my god my words exactly

[shigh10]

did anyone ever tell you that you look somewhat simular to kevin spacy?

[crickettylovesRollo]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! I love you vids!

[lalazeimalala]

gasp... ohhh..

[kthxrae]

nooooooo ahhh :[

[epicangst6565]

SAD FAIC.

But I hope your social life gets better :D

God knows, I need one....

[CGmovieproductions]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's all good though. I'll be fine.

But still ...NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ItTakesII]

I love it how you've made it seem so normal that you are making incredibely funny videos every weekday so that making 2 videos per week seems like 'bad news' now. If any of my other subsscriptions said that I'd be a happy camper :)

Hope to see some excellent couple of videos per week now, man.

-Julian

P.S. Hooray, you've gotten in to the blogTV thing too :D

[tehjummie]

Yeah I always wondered how you managed to do an episode a day and thinking about how it must be such a problem to do.

And now I know dun dun DUN.

[melodychef]

I am wailing really loudly about your only doing two episodes a week. BUT I care about your health, so you are allowed to get sleep and rob us of three days of entertainment.

[personoftheinternet]

HA.

sleep and social interaction are overrated.

[elenorsturtle]

:( poo

[ErinLynnS]

:( NoOOOoooO!

[IMayLookCatLike]

I'll miss you everyday but it's okay... I'll survive! :')

[Charmander3535]

Its a shame although I can just watch them each more than once,

problem solved :)

[littlemissschy]

that's so sad! = [

[1337nyxy]

I understand

but that doesnt mean were not sad :(

[hannahjoyhopes]

aw, only two? that's ok. i respect your need for sleep.. and social interaction.. i guess...

[AlainaAvalanche]

thats ok Wheezy, I understand. The days are taking a toll on me as well lately. Good luck in the real world ;D

[jplmail9999]

Sad panda sauce! Well at least we still have you twice a week.

[travelingnerds]

SADface!!

I don't know what I'll do without you everyday.. but I'll survive.

[magneticmax]

o no i will have to wait longer for wheezywaiter i hope you rest well and come back with an awesome video this week

[SimplyJalyn]

ok ok but no less than 2! wat will we do w/o you?!

[Starlysh]

You in the blond wig was hilarious! LOL

[vegetarianjello]

what did right after school before i subscribed? i really can not remember.

[allthewrongkeys]

i cant wait for live wheezy action.....

[teamxgrace]

I'm really happy I found your videos, you're the best person I've seen on youtube in a long time :]

[rudesmurf]

So sad! I will miss your daily videos but I completely understand! I barely make a video each month! You are awesome and I look forward to each video!

[coldplayisawesome]

this is crazy... just before i watched this video, i read something that said "Lets Be Biblical", and i was thinking of that song.

also, WHAT? TWO? TWO? WHAT?

well, i suppose i understand, though.

[FueledByRock]

Loved the mondegreen, reminded me of Purple Haze.

[EekBinSoozy]

Your vids are the best. You deserve more sleeps to recharge awesome ^_^ xxx

[KronksSpinachPuffs]

I'll let you off Mr Waiter, on the condition that Free Bagel Friday is regularly celebrated :D

[jessredmyers]

"oh, i'm talking to a blank wall?" HAHAHA

[kaosboy13]

Thanks for the economic boost, McFly :D

[DOTAProdigy]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[digitalfare]

Two vids a week is great Wheezy! Thank you for sharing your awesome work. :)

[clouddyl]

-cries-

[dripduke]

Will there be bonus winks?

[tennisluvnerd]

it's okay, Mr. Waiter... you don't owe us an explanation. I mean, just because we wait by our computers each day for the chance to see your video greatness... no, really, you take all the time you need with your "job" and "sleep". we'll be fine, really. I'll just use the time to work on my TENNIS!

[*wipes tear, blows nose and runs out of the room so no one sees the display of sadness*]

<3

:)

[IndigoXPurple]

whoo-hooo ! :D

[iaMyla]

I'm really sad about you going down to two vids a week, but you have to do what you have to do^^, and if the vids are gonna be better I guess its ok ^^

Keep on te good work ww! :D

[ConnorFlockSpeevage]

Why not 3??? *Crys*

[IndigoXPurple]

Are we still gonna have Free-bagel Friday's ? :D

[wheezywaiter]

Yes, I think one of the two videos will be on Friday. hoooray!

[crimsong19]

I can handle two vids a week. Keep 'em coming, Wheezy!

[yobboblogging]

so many inside jokes in this video xD

And maybe the Bank-in-the-sky was never the best idea..?

[ghostwritten87]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo!

[WrittenInDork]

lol Awesome vid.

Though it's sad to see less of you, it's better you don't die from exhaustion and what not =p

[pistachioonut]

o you got lol

[rossycee08]

everyone should say,

I am sofa king stew pid

[HeyThereLuke]

shame to see u drop the amount of episodes but it is understandable. loved the hp b joke

[TonyArmy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY?? WHYYYYYY???

I need my daily Wheezy-dose! O_O

[gilburgosnet]

Gosh....I can barely do one a week.

[aelizabethh]

Oh my god, that hep b joke, so funny!

[BarryAldridge]

I can understand if you can only do two videos a week thats ok.

[unicorncake]

Aww I loved the ending. You should compile an outtakes video one day Craig! It would be fabulous.

[JohnsHouseofFun]

I prefer quality of quantity any day brother.

[pixonu]

I don't know how you ever did one per day, videos are draining... I can manage one per month lol :) Look forward to the BlogTV show... if I can get my slow connection to connect to it! :)

[valerie2776]

mmmm rabies

[surferartchick]

Oh I completely understand. I would be happy with one a week so I'm glad I get a bonus Wheezy!

[CRYSonline]

get fiscal! hahahaha. oh no two days a week? how shall I survive?!!!!

[imzUnicorn]

You can't get rabies from consuming it, it has to come in contact with your blood system. So you don't have to spin to get rid of the rabies you're drinking.

[splicegrrl]

Best hepatitis B joke ever!! (Do you think those words have ever been typed before in the history of man?)

I support you sleeping, having a life, and being at work on time, and live shows rock, so the bad news isn't that bad after all. (Phew.)

[thenextbigthing12]

sadness :(

alas...at least you are going to be on blog tv now..I guess that's a plus..not going to be the same everyday now. I really looked forward to your vids each and every morning. Now I have to look forward to them only two days out of the week. *sigh* well I guess I'll be more eager now. ^^

[Cadwaladr]

You're as good as any of the super popular YouTubers (e.g., Charlieissocoolike or Nerimon) who make one video a month if we're lucky, so I'll be perfectly happy with two a week. I'm amazed you kept up the every weekday thing for so long, and kept them hilarious every day. You are truly a god amongst YouTubers.

[soopushie]

i thought you were going to say you were dying. so i'm not as sad as i expected to be. i understand your need for sleep and such.

[hoosierhiver]

that chair keeps looking at me.

[ionamay42]

Wheezy! I am actually crying! Only two a week? They'd better be good! *shakes salty fist*

[dannideetz]

lol!!!

[simplyplainethan]

I will settle for two a week i suppose.

I am very excited about your involvement in blogtv now!

I just really hope i'm able to make them.

[ohlala73]

1:21-1:26 xD

I'm sad that you're reducing the weekly videos so radically, but I understand the necessity of doing so. I know I wouldn't have time nor energy to make a video every day.

[Queenlauren2]

noo

[suzyisbeautiful]

seriously someone tell me where i can send in a wink lol

[SlipFlip]

Oh no!

... I'm gonna go subscribe to you on blogtv :P

/Benny

[JakeyJonez]

"TIMETravellll"

;).

[CheVolay]

Mondo cool ;-)

[lalamoola]

third!!!!

[MaryAnimated]

Nice wig. xD

At least you'll still post videos. Dont really care about how often :)

[SkateGreat2010]

You're one of my faves.

[mmmStaley]

yousa better win the fiesta