"John McCain" Original Parody (Chocolate Rain) by Jon Hampton

[kawaiitoboe]

john mccain lost lol

[LarryArtsProduction3]

McCain is awesome you liberals!

[Peterbilt982476]

What is the deal with everyone going "LOL FATTY!"

Like is that the most creative insult you ignorant low life inbred jackasses can come up with? Stop sitting on youtube insulting someone to make your balls feel better, and go out and get a hobby or a girlfriend. Losers.

[almandjoy12345]

I like it alot you got the tune and everything! Ur not fat ur good w/ videos! But im not a big fan of John McCain but i dont think its wrong to like him!

[watitiz212]

LOL this guy doesn't know what he's taking about. Calling Obama a bad president and a piece of shit. And no offense but you are kinda fat..........lol

[crickcrackatack]

@watitiz212 hahah kinda, that kid is huge!

[watitiz212]

@crickcrackatack hehehe

[KAKINO0202]

this is embarasing to watch dude, please stop trying to be a youtube superstar, youre to fat and have no talent

[Anuz92]

HAHAHA!

This video made my day.

:-D

[XtremeMuffinMan]

I'm not THAT conservative, but Obama really does suck major ass.

[kobe24plus8]

fat ass fuck, u definitely weigh like 400 pounds and ur gonna die in like 4 years from being a chubby fat ass hahaah fat motherfucker and u definitely dnt have a gf. FATTY

[JonHampton]

Rofl what a fucking dumbass. Get a life you retarded, clueless piece of shit. 400 pounds? Try less than half of that, bitchass. And no, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm engaged. Have been for well over a year now, so try again bitch boy. By the way, just wait until you realize how worthless Obama is. I feel bad for everyone who already doesn't realize. He's fucking things up badly, so fuck that piece of shit, and fuck you. :)

[kobe24plus8]

haahahahahha dude sry about tht, tht was my cousin on my youtube account, he came over after school. hahaha this video is funny as hell dude.

[upthehill449]

wow...i thought this was sarcastic, lol

[kobe24plus8]

funny video but ur a fat slob and have no life, OBAMA OBAMA go to the a millie remake fatty

[JonHampton]

Awful taste you have. The worst President we'll ever have, and easily the fucking worst and most annoying song in the world. Fuck off monkey-ass.

[jman8904]

Jon, your a dumbass rofl.

[K48MKII]

John McCain

Comes second place to Stephen T. Colbert

John McCain

Is always first when Stephen is not there

XD

[TMPIDKY]

john mccain blows but this brings the lulz

[xtrastage]

Ugh....

God....

Conservatives.

[oros123456]

Stop being ignorant, and insulting people. Did you even try listening to what anyone said, cause so far you been just insulting trying to act like a superior cunt. The truth is Bush has riund the country 1: He tried to finish his fathers war. 2: whenever he makes a mistake he takes the " Don't worry, be happy " now ask yourself in what good way has he changed the country? And all politics is fed by the goverment, cause politics involve the goverment. Oh, and nice video!

[JonHampton]

Lmao come on now, do you not pay attention? Idiots come on here starting shit with me, on my video. If they don't like, they don't have to come here. As for me insulting them? I simply defend myself, as they've attempted to insult me. Even with a piece of shit like Obama in office, it's still a free country, somewhat.

Bush has done a lot of good for our country, the media only wants the bad to be known. I never supported starting the war, but at least he did what he felt was best for the USA.

[crickcrackatack]

You're a cunt. No one give a fuck what you think with you half-a-man-stache and fat ass. ask yourself, you insault President Obama call him a POS? Well here is a news flash hes in his late 40's, let see where your retarded ass is when you're that age. hahah lets see where you are when you're my age. (27 btw) I've served this nation and seen places you'll only see in day dreams. lets see what you do other then a stupid youtube video.

[JonHampton]

Umm...I already pwnt you extremely badly before, and you ran off like the little coward that you are. Now you're back for some more? If you're too blind to see how badly Obama is ALREADY fucking up this country, you're a fucking moron. But then again, that was already obvious.

I'm sure I've already done much more than you have in your life.

I don't live in a dream world, I make excellence my reality.

Let's see you do something other than start shit on a Youtube video and get pwnt :) Grow up.

[kawaiitoboe]

Damn you're fat..... omg

[JonHampton]

Really? How about we see what you look like then? :)

[kawaiitoboe]

I'm a girl, 5' 4" and I weigh 125 pounds (a normal weight if you look it up on a BMI scale). I could send you photos if you want, but that might be a tad creepy... lol

[JonHampton]

No, please, by all means, keep them away. I'm trying to hold my food down right now. No need to make myself puke.

And most importantly, I'm happily taken, so no thanks. :)

[kawaiitoboe]

LOL

[JonHampton]

Pwnt.

[kawaiitoboe]

If you say so, fatty.

[JonHampton]

Lmao if you think I'm that fat, I really would suggest that you invest in some glasses. That would help you very much so.

But even so, it's better to be overweight than to have no life. ;)

That's something you should know all about. :)

[crickcrackatack]

He is fat, and some of it must of leaked into his brain. Thats the only way I think someone could like John Mccain/Sarah Palin.

Speaking of it, hey fatty have you moved out yet?

[JonHampton]

I'm fat? You have no pic to be seen on here. Hmm. Ironic.

And only people that actually have sense supported McCain and Palin. Ever since Obama got in office, this country is already going downhill. The first thing he does in office is put more funds towards abortion? Fuck that piece of shit.

And to your last bit, funny. You know nothing of my life. How about yours, huh? :)

[crickcrackatack]

Hmm how about I see your man tits bounce up and down whenever you move? Maybe thats why we all think youre fat, and as for the country going down hill, that because of the 8 years prior to obama taking office you cunt. They should really have a test that people have to take in order to vote, to see if they know what the real issues are or whats really going on. You'd fail fatty.

[JonHampton]

Lmao my man tits bounce? Get your eyes checked and stop your wishful thinking, dumbass rofl. Fucking pathetic.

I'd pass said test extremely easily, as I actually pay attention to what's going on, rather than believing everything the corrupt liberal media shoves down our throats. I believe the truth, not the lies the media and government want us to believe. Sorry that you're so naive and pathetic to realize how things really are. Again, Pwnt. You're pathetic. Go get a life, if you even can.

[Volk46]

If McCain had won you would stay dry but since Obama won you feel the pain

[D0itlive]

If McCain chose this as his official campaign song then he might just have won! Unless of course if Obama in return used "Chocolate Rain" as his official campaign song.

[andymci2]

And Jon, don't hold me to this, but I'm pretty sure you can get dual citizenship if your parents are from different countries. I dunno though, so don't bother rebuking me if I turn out to be wrong.

[narutokiller9]

i was personally sad when mccain lost. im 12 but i know polatics. i feel people didnt vote for Obama for his political views(if you know what i mean) and that obama is a hypocrit saying he didnt want to lie like republicans do. but if he feels that way in absolutes about republicans what else could he feel in absolutes? my dad makes more than 50 grand a year and i believe his tax plan was 50 grand and-get no raises and all others do. but he earns that with hard work.i think he has no experience.

[andymci2]

To be honest, it's less likely that those are your own opinions. It's normal that you'll have similar political views to the people who raised you; they're who you pay attention to and who you trust most, so you'll listen to what they say about elections. You have to be careful with that. Aaaanyway, people did vote for Obama for his policies. Shutting down Guantanamo, pulling out of Iraq, and what I think is a pretty good tax system. (and possibly because Sarah Palin is a psychopath)

[KidnapDeath]

you're lame and stupid

[Janumzz]

LOL. WHy is there always a debate on oyur videos Jon? Like, I come to see your vid for a laugh or two, I glance at the comments and see a debate, lol.

[JonHampton]

People love to hate the truth, man. :P

[shinobiflare]

The people commenting on your vid are right, you know--if your parent was a citizen and you were born in the U.S., you're a citizen, regardless of your descent.

[JonHampton]

I never argued against that. Someone said it doesn't matter where you're born, as long as your parent is an American citizen, so is the child. And that's completely wrong.

[survivor104]

It's not lookin' good. ugh... he needs a miracle.

[ocean360]

If a child is born in the United States, he or she automatically becomes a citizen. The mother is also granted status as a citizen, because she is the child's primary caretaker.

[GodlikeMerc]

Good song but i hate John McCain :/

[CrazyJ114]

AWESOME!

[GatesJJ1]

HA! Very nice! adding this one to my favs!

[JonHampton]

Haha thanks. :)

[JonsLover4Ever]

THis is retarted

But it entertained us for like 2 minutes

lol!!!!!

but John mccain sucks DICKS!!!

[ZhaoLieDi]

What's this about Obama not being a natural-born citizen? Last I checked at least Hawaii was a state. Where was McCain born? A naval base in the Panama Canal Zone. It took a special inaction of law to make McCain and those born in that territory while it was "owned" by the US. Them's the facts, Jack.

[JonHampton]

Lmao fail. Good attempt, but fail.

Kenya isn't even a US territory, and doesn't have any connection with the USA. Those are the facts, Ese.

[jacobc2]

His mother is a citizen, so that makes him a citizen. those are the facts.

[JonHampton]

LMAO you just get worse every day don't you?

Just because a parent is a citizen, doesn't mean the child is.

Come on dude, do your research. Learn the true facts. Don't just spout out nonsense.

That would just make absolutely no sense if that's how things were, and that's obvious to anyone who can comprehend simple truth.

[jacobc2]

Yes, yes it does. Only one of your parents has to be a citizen of the Untied States for you to become a citizen. I would like to know what your true facts are. Thats the Law, yes it has been changed MANY times over the past 200 years, but if Obama wasn't a US Citizen, he would have never made it into the primary's. It is a requirement to even be put onto the poll for any elected office to show your proof of citizenship. I work with this stuff, I know the facts.

[JonHampton]

Lmao dude, just give it up. All you ever do is make yourself out to be a complete moron, seriously.

So let's say a child has one parent who's a citizen of one country, and the other parent is a citizen of another. Does that automatically make the child a citizen of both countries? No, it absolutely doesn't.

And for Obama, they've tried to hide that he was born in Kenya. That's how he's on the ballot. Lies. That's all that "man" is good at.

[JonHampton]

Also, learn to read. This comment section is for my video, not to spout out false nonsense that has nothing to do with this video. So please learn to read and face facts, or kindly run along now, kid.

[jacobc2]

I believe this was going on the topic of your video, just in the opposite of your views. So of course you got mad and had to attack me. And how am I a kid? Because I have a different opinion than yours? At least I get and and mater to the world. Whatever, your just going to get mad and attack again so have fun thinking you won something. Have fun with your wonderful life. bye.

[JonHampton]

Are you illiterate, childish, hell-bent on arguing with me on everything, or just plain retarded? I'd have to come to the conclusion of All Of The Above.

Anyone can see you started attacking me. Nobody forced you to, or even asked you to watch this video, or to comment it.

Pay attention to the video. It has nothing to do with where Obama is from. Not once does it mention that. It's about McCain, not Obama. "Barack Obama is a silly clown" and "can beat Obama." That's all that was said.

[jacobc2]

Yes that would make them a citizen, go read the law. So what if he was born in Kenya, being born out the country doesn't mater, as long as you grow up in the country and love the country as Obama does. And why must you attack everyone? Is it try and make your self fell important? Learn the facts before you talk. This is the last thing I'm adding to this ever. Learn to read up on facts before you talk. And remember, almost everyone in America is an immigrant. You just have to look back.

[DriftyAce]

WTF he just said he was born in Hawaii not Kenya!!!

[JonHampton]

So just because he says something makes it true, no matter how many lies he's told?

[grayfox189]

Nice use of the lyrics although I don't like or go for McCain... my main reason is that he picked Palin....

[deers5]

YOU ARE PATHETIC

[Porterman90]

Who's pathetic?

[JonHampton]

Lmao what makes me pathetic, bro? :)

[deers5]

alot of things ok. needs better taste. but if you are patriotic(i mean pro-McCain). than i guess you are ok.

[JonHampton]

Lmao come on, if you're going to say I'm pathetic, explain how. :)

[holyalluponya]

dude nice job i wish i can rap LOL (kidding

[MaXimumN1nja182]

:o u support McCain?!?!??!

nvm i have my veiws u have yours but lemme just lay a fact to you.

McCain was shot down 6 times in 'nam. does that make you a war hero or a realy shit pilot?

just think 'bout it. if ur offended then spam me. just speakin my mind m8

[JonHampton]

It's you avoiding true facts and spreading BS lmao

[tehcoder]

what facts and what BS? That McCain only looks out for the top 2% of America rather than the other 98%. Why would you want 4 more years of the same?

Obama is a hope for America to be what it once was.

[JonHampton]

LMAO Wow, I pity you. You're just another cliche confused member of society, who's brainwashed by the idiotic liberal media. Actually pay attention and do research, rather than taking everything the liberal media shoves down our throats.

McCain isn't George Bush. Anyone who uses that "4 years of the same" BS is just ridiculous. Find something new to say already.

McCain looks out for all of us. Obama only looks out for himself, and what he wants. He's not even an American-born citizen.

[tehcoder]

First off I don't have a tv, tossed it out, no point in even having it. So your wrong about the liberal media part. Yes McCain might not be Bush in person, but someone that has voted along with him 90% of the time is pretty close in my book. Strike 2. Last time I checked, one has to be American-born to even run for the office of President. Strike 3, your out of here. I think its you that needs to check facts and look at the big picture. All of the world wants Obama not only the "liberal media".

[JonHampton]

ROFL Again, typical, and cliche. You already lost. And besides, you're on my grounds, not yours. I call the shots here.

First off, media covers MUCH more than just a TV. So there goes that.

Also, are you forgetting Obama voted with McCain a lot, and now he's switching sides? He does that quite a bit.

And yes, that's the whole point. Obama shouldn't be allowed to run. He was born in Kenya, but they cover it up. Do some research.

So again, there are the facts, and you got pwnt. Gtfo. :)

[JonHampton]

Also, one final thing. These comments are reserved for MY VIDEO. This isn't grounds to be a cliche douchebag and praise Obama. This is for my video, not the whole election. Learn to read. :)

[IFAHNS]

You tossed your TV out? I seriously doubt that.

[tjaytwostep]

While i favor Obama this song is hella funny

:) :0 :) :0 :) :0 :) :O :)

^1 ^2 ^3 ^4 ^5 ^6 ^7 ^8 ^9

WHICH SMILEY IS DIFFERNT?

BTW obama is not a silly clown.and 4 all those rascist ppl out there OBAMA IS HALF WHITE!!!!!!

[GSWarriorfouronefive]

kkk

[KawaiixSama]

I love this. I wouldn't mind having that song on my iPod lol. Nice job!!!!

[JonHampton]

Haha thanks. I'm thinking about making the song available for download :P

[stormtnt]

hahaha, awesome

[burbanlover]

OBAMA/BIDEN 08 cause even republicans are voting for OBAMA

[JonHampton]

Obviously not all of us. :)

[tehcoder]

Obviously the smart ones that love their country are.

[JonHampton]

Obviously the ones who TRULY love our country wouldn't dare vote for Obama. McCain really loves this country, and would do anything to help it and make it better. Obama would destroy it.

[AngyAndroid]

"John McCain, is going bald and could use some Rogaine"

LOL! XD

Very cool vid!

[CelestialEngel]

OMG THAT WAS FRIGGIN SWEET!! I loved it!!!

Palin/Mccain '08!

[igit28]

i love it. lol.

:)

[ProjectSimplyCheese]

Very funny, and very political, nice job! it could've been a little shorter, but it was still good nice job

[JonHampton]

Haha thanks.

And yeah, I thought about making it shorter, but I decided to do a true parody, unlike all of the other Chocolate Rain parodies, and made it full-length, same as the original.

[Michthemitch]

OBAMA/BIDEN 'O8 !!!!

[ArkvoodleNoodle1]

its allright

FUNNY ...

NOW YOU HAVE TO RETURN THE FAVOUR

WATCH AND RATE MY VIDS etc

[frankygarciafilms]

lol this is funny good job!

[Sykermeetikko]

Awesome song - but still Obama is the only hope left to actually solve whole worlds problem mostly caused by USA.

(aka. climate warming)

[ShanosSmith]

lol niggers are shit!

[usooze]

As I have said in regards to people who think like you, that you are more to be pitied than condemned.

[Silmarien]

This song is amazing.

But I'm still voting for Obama. =]

[JonHampton]

Haha thanks

And hey, that's your choice. That's what's great about the USA :P

[FozzyFanaticJMH]

Listen to the man!

[unoibkwllykdat]

cums 2nd place to stephen colbert lmao awesome

colbert 08!!1!

[FozzyFanaticJMH]

Yeah, I wish he was actually running lol

[LileL23]

Hahaa lol, OBAMA FTW MCCAIN FTL:)

[FozzyFanaticJMH]

No No No. McCain FTW! :)

[salsalord123]

John McCain

Is going bald and could use some Rogaine

John McCain

Makes Democrat voters go insane

llllooolllooolll classic! great!

[wadofmeatman]

hahahahaha that really whoops a snow leopards ass!!!

[salsalord123]

lmao!

[glowstickbabe]

omg your hair looks so wired here if i am ever having a suck day i am going to watch this lol

[meganxxveneancesrawr]

Well... I was watching something with John McCain and Obama the other day... and John McCain's face looked like play-doh. Reminded me of gumby or something... But I like John McCain. Obama is a terrorist! :D haha.

Priceless... i love it. =]

[bigbaynemachine]

Even tho I'm supporting Obama, I must admit, this is fucking epic.

Well done, Jon!

[BitBon]

lmao again as always you get the BitBon approval!

[waittilyouseemyuh]

lmao this is even better than chocolate rain. you rule man. 5/5

[dazednconfused12533]

JOHN MCCAIN!

haha awesome! keep it up man!

[ocean360]

Your door has some strange magical abilities...

:O

[TheGrimHeaper]

You interupted sakura and granny chiyo vs sasori but for a good cause lol. "John McCain

Is much better than Wikipedia"-You hate Wiki so much xD. Keep up the good work dude and always keep me in the know ^_^

[punkhayhay88]

hahaha!! awesome!! once again you rocked youtube!

[BitBon]

i agree completely

[SiannaPassoni]

Lulz

[pinkroxkatie07]

Ive gotta admitt thats pretty funny.

haha. you got them dancing skills!!

[AtlanticRadioUk]

LOL...thats funny as hell...but well done mate :)

[Porterman90]

LMAO! Nice one dude.